Clarkson, Hammond and May Realistic Descriptions Compilation
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That's perfection 😅😅 Thank you very much!
Why isn't this getting old yet? Maybe I love Top Gear too much.
This sht will always be funny. It’s one of those timeless classics at this point.
Not the new Top Gear!
You can’t get sick of watching these 3 legends. Religiously and daily doses required.
It's impossible to love Top Gear too much
It’s like only fools and horses this shit never gets old🤣 timeless
'It was unmistakably a door mat with some nails in it' 14 years on and it still cracks me up 😅
So we moved on..
nearly as good as this is "HAMMOND! it's the BUCKET" but yeah, a door mat will always be the best one 😅
"oh no he's driven round it" lmfao
@@Sweaty__Sheep and that as well 😅😅
@@dimpyramid "Hammond! This is a BUCKET!"
"Dear God..."
I'm glad there's so many compilation clip ideas to keep these going.
Also, my favourite one is from Clarkson's Car Years when describing the MPV concept. "It's a plastic van with electric windows".
I love how from 20 years (roughly) of them working together there’s less than 4 minutes of footage of them accurately describing things
James: An electronic tablet
Jeremy: You mean an iPad
James: Exactly
😂😂😂
1:47 As it turns out, Clarkson later learned the hard way how necessary it is.
ohyeah, im sure he just needed a few stabilizers and that leaning tower of doom would have been flawless lmao
"Once our lorries had been redecorated we were told to meet at Top Gear's secret alpine test location. In Bedfordshire."
That kinda thing still cracks me up. 😆
I remember another.
Top Gears Top Secret MIRA Test Circuit just off the A5, just outside inkly, if you get too Fennydrayton you’ve gone to far, back up 😂
And a dig at Fifth Gear as they were based there at the time
That's a common theme, maybe worthy of a compilation in itself. "Secret location" with exact location and directions for getting there given.
I would love to see a Jaguar XJS compilation, that car was used on the show incredibly often
Let me go warm up the JAAAAGGG.
1:08 I am watching this from my electronic telephone.
You mean an iPhone?
@@callumsreally exactly
@@ethanhunt2263 Hahahahahaha.
“An elec-tron-ic tablet”
“That is the worst looking car in the whole world, I’d rather look at one of your dingle berries”😭😭😭
Probably the only show where you can have a compilation of anything
I could watch a whole 2 hour comp of these lmaoo
I love how silly this show could get 😊
Can you do a "Clarkson, Hammond and May: Adenoids" compilation? Keep up the good work matey!
2:13 It would be a short compilation but one of them giving away the locations for "secret" facilities would be funny.
i think that already exists
"It was only one bolt, that let us down." - Hammond
"It was only one iceberg, that sank the Titanic." - Clarkson
To be fair to James, his mobile home held up the best out of the three.
Seeing as you're making awesome compilations of every category possible, would it be possible to get a top gear cooking compilation?
And he's bought a piece of cheese.
Ah-ah, Mr. Bond. This is not just a baseball bat. This is a baseball bat... with a nail through it.
I love Top Gear. Thank you.
"It's a Triumph Herald with a twig sticking out of it!" That made me laugh way harder than it should have.
We need MORE!!
I recently discovered that there's a channel on the Samsung TV Plus streaming app that plays nothing but Top Gear UK 24/7 and it's amazing.
What about "Right, so I'm a butler, with Parkinson's, and I've got a gun."?
Random Thought
I wonder what happened to all the TV car creations like the Amphibious Cars, The C Class Country Cottage etc etc etc
just dumped at the TG studio. some of them are now at the beaaaaaaueeeeiueailleleiauuau motor museum's world of top gear exhibit.
These three are world treasures. I've lost relationships binge watching this show. it's the only reason I watched the BBC in america
DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE CLIP WHERE Richard Hammond said to Clrakson "I have a chair and i'm not hessitate to use it" *as he lift the chair*
when they argue which car shoudl they put to COOl Board
Is there a compilation of the trio all agreeing on something? I just rewatched S15E03 and had forgotten that they all agreed at the end (and really throughout the film) which car they liked best. Then there's the few times the Subaru Legacy Outback and Ford Mondeo get brought up.
good idea
Will there ever be a day when you run out of ideas and what keeps you going? How many times have you rewatched this show? Do you download every episode and cut up interesting bits to use for a compilation?
no idea.
a lot.
i have all episodes downloaded, and i cut clips accordingly when i get an idea for a compilation.
@@incTG That must take a lot of time!
1:28 is that a picture of Madison Welch (James's co-driver from the Spain rally episode)
Is there the holy mother of god/for all the things thats holy, compilation already? If not i think it might be a good one
good idea
Can you possibly make a longer version of them discussing vehicle modifications?
whats the last clip from?
Top gear f1 compilation
How do you keep track of what compilations you made already?
I myself would use Google Slides and type all the titles you made, then use find and replace because that will tell you if it’s there already.
But obviously you’ve got something in place mate
all in my head
Ahh. Well it works I guess… good on ya mate. Love your compilations and what not.
Compilation with all cameraman/ crew clips?
You should do all the intros from top gear and the grand tour
that's already been made (grand tour one by me)
@@incTG how about top gear then?
@@aviation.satire that already exists, its like an hour long
@@amyshaw893 is there a way you can link it to me?
@@aviation.satire search CZcams for "all top gear intros"? And sorry, it's 30 mins, not an hour
It's a roof box... with a sleeping bag in it.
here's a video idea, best of studio audience compilation like "top queer," "you'll make the second date," "minutes stolen by the government from jesus," and "are you her experience driver?"
good idea
Bro top gear beautiful
maybe an "I'm going to be honest..."/"err.. actually...." sort of compilation
3:03 - What the heck is "Touch me, I'm Karen Taylor"?
She’s Karen Taylor and wants to be touched
I believe it was showing another show that was to air next after that week's Top Gear on BBC Three.
I absolutely had to look it up. Apparently : "Touch Me, I'm Karen Taylor is a British television sketch comedy show written and performed by BAFTA Award-winning comedian Karen Taylor and produced by Avalon Productions. The genre of the show focuses largely on sex and contains much innuendo."
@@Isaackariuki775 Explains why I didn't get. Have never watched BBC3.
Think the first scene, with James sailing boat.
It could’ve worked, if he’d used an engine
is there compilation of James May saying funny?
Please do James May angry at Clarkson
An electronic tablet
You mean an ipad ?
Exactly.
Ironically James’ did in a way, work
Can we have every comeback? That wins the argument, obviously would mostly be May
anybody know where I can watch the whole truck episode?
iplayer
3:04 “Touch me! I’m Karen Taylor”? I have no idea what that show would be about, but I wouldn’t object on finding out haha
What Episode is that though?
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My husband will have to settle with being 4th because I will always love these 3 men so much!
Can we get a "top secret" facility compilation.
already exists
Fresh invigorating...piss
Comp of James may grabbing at the steering wheel when it’s not there?
Didn't someone piss in the shower lolllll
How about one where they complain about the government or laws?
Can you do a ''until now!'' compilation?
don't think there's that many instances but i can try
You’re gonna run out words one day I swear