the Moon is made of Cheese (but i can't taste it)

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  • @samfartson881
    @samfartson881 Před 3 lety +4136

    “The grass is always green, but I just changed it” is actually a pretty epic line

  • @wenirlicker6808
    @wenirlicker6808 Před 4 lety +2532

    "And the leaves turn to the colorful shade of..."
    Me: Orange? Yellow?
    " *TURQUOISE.* "

  • @TheFinalRevelation1
    @TheFinalRevelation1 Před 3 lety +3159

    This video is a masterclass on youtubing. Should be on youtube's official channel.

  • @ryansildurs6152
    @ryansildurs6152 Před 3 lety +509

    My mom: the internet is filled with horrible stuff
    The internet:

    • @johnbitar5566
      @johnbitar5566 Před 3 lety +9

      well it kind of does have horrible stuff

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 Před 3 lety +3

      @@johnbitar5566 *r34*

    • @hychro
      @hychro Před 3 lety +2

      @Rey Skywalker how did your mother tell you? You don’t know your parents? Also how are you accessing earths internet? And why was your last film so bad?

    • @nehankaranch2149
      @nehankaranch2149 Před 3 lety +9

      @@thecountercounter9127 oh boy if you think r34 is horrible you should visit 4chan and r/meatpancake

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 Před 3 lety +7

      @@nehankaranch2149 its an example not a statement of what is the worst. i do not know the worst nor do i want to, thanks.

  • @solidmoonbeams8939
    @solidmoonbeams8939 Před 4 lety +2317

    I’m pretty sure this guy just sings his train of thought at 3am

    • @e.r.i.n_
      @e.r.i.n_ Před 3 lety +45

      Sounds accurate

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Před 3 lety +64

      Either that, or his dreams.
      Or that weird state where, like, you're sorta kinda dreaming, I guess, but it's a light sleep that's easy to wake up from, so maybe it's just daydreaming that's weird enough to pass as a dream? Am I the only one who experiences this?

    • @zohellina3425
      @zohellina3425 Před 3 lety +15

      @@catbatrat1760 No i experiance that all the time

    • @3vo338
      @3vo338 Před 3 lety +12

      Momento Mori

    • @asunflower7993
      @asunflower7993 Před 3 lety +12

      @@catbatrat1760 that's the most I dream it's really fun because I can come up with stories and I don't have to write them I just store them in my brain hole

  • @andyn2196
    @andyn2196 Před 5 lety +8208

    Moon licker sounds like a racial slur for aliens

  • @busnoises4707
    @busnoises4707 Před 3 lety +396

    I love the fact that the Orchestra playing songs for free is considered just as weird as everything else

    • @notnullnotvoid
      @notnullnotvoid Před rokem +15

      And the ants crawling on the Earth's surface, apparently.

  • @shrekwizowskee2910
    @shrekwizowskee2910 Před 3 lety +987

    Extension to the song:
    The moon is pretty cheep, but I can’t buy it.
    (Badabadabadabo)
    Instead I go and buy out the hot air balloon dealership.
    Then I ride around, while upside down, and eat cream cheese.
    When I fall out and land in a nice field of children’s toys.
    (Badobeedoboobooboobao)
    I can’t explain this feeling, but I think its love
    (Badobadobadodao)
    Its like sponges mixed with no more than 37 washing machines.
    And I read a book on the floor
    And decide to jump on a door
    And then I get a job at the couch maker factory.
    I get rich, but then I get poor,
    I’m not certain, but then I’m sure,
    And I’m finally rich enough to buy the moon.
    But its already been bought by a sewing machine.

  • @Fabian-py7fw
    @Fabian-py7fw Před 3 lety +3205

    Friend: Wow I kissed my crush in my dream.
    My dreams:

    • @kistertheartist
      @kistertheartist Před 3 lety +17

      Yep

    • @poof_head3111
      @poof_head3111 Před 3 lety +18

      Same though

    • @auroraok2774
      @auroraok2774 Před 3 lety +21

      I just had a dream were I am watching this

    • @sleeplvr
      @sleeplvr Před 3 lety +4

      Exactly

    • @sadiehubble7084
      @sadiehubble7084 Před 3 lety +15

      That's an even better dream than even the greatest dreams. Cuz it's just a better dream that you dream. And you dream a little dream like that. Man that's the best kinda dream.

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 Před 5 lety +4199

    Bill Wurtz is how I get high safely.

    • @Saviour30
      @Saviour30 Před 5 lety +16

      haha why not both? What up bud, I try not to do this often as I hate asking but people should give others a chance ^^ I make music. I am Making a new genre of synth / electronic music! I work really really hard at it.. some might say obsessively, like day and night. I am just passionate about trying something new .. why make music that everyone already knows? I want to be original haha but youtube does not really like being original these days. People say I have talent .. I just want my music to go somewhere and build my craft and some day have my music as a career because sadly right now it is not. I am just a poor nerd at 21 haha ^^ anyway please sub / check me out and keep doing what makes you happy :D seriously this comes from the heart - if you are not interested I understand just ignore this - I come in peace XD - I also just started a let's play of lotr this old tacky game - so ripe full of memes - P.S please check out the cyberpunk track I made myself which the developers even thumbed up :) get me working for them guys XD

    • @nab.7250
      @nab.7250 Před 5 lety +62

      You could make a religion out of that.

    • @OF01975
      @OF01975 Před 5 lety +11

      Saviour 3.0 your music is trash u gotta be high on black tar heroin to even think that shit sounds remotely non autisric

    • @acab2889
      @acab2889 Před 5 lety

      Legally*** ftfy

    • @JustMe-hr2yz
      @JustMe-hr2yz Před 5 lety +2

      o 44 jeez chill its not that bad

  • @cheesegaming4
    @cheesegaming4 Před 3 lety +178

    Not even Albert Einstein can top this logic.

    • @silverfox5002
      @silverfox5002 Před 2 lety +10

      He's been real quiet since this dropped

    • @Luffy_wastaken
      @Luffy_wastaken Před 2 lety +2

      @@silverfox5002 He was actually pretty quiet exactly after death, I mean like "dude speak something"
      Albert replies (after his death Ofcours): ........

  • @Isaacbeenaway
    @Isaacbeenaway Před 3 lety +239

    The dislikes are the people who can taste cheese

  • @piralnaut1799
    @piralnaut1799 Před 5 lety +5124

    *I OPENED THIS IN A COLLEGE LECTURE AND MY HEADPHONES DISCONNECTED IN THE MIDDLE OF IT*

  • @penadapineapple2196
    @penadapineapple2196 Před 5 lety +16719

    50 years from now english teachers are going to force kids to find the symbolism in these videos

  • @charlottecochran2337
    @charlottecochran2337 Před 3 lety +142

    This sounds like something an AI would write.

  • @alejandrosantander3957
    @alejandrosantander3957 Před 3 lety +61

    Top 3 duos:
    3- Chips and Salsa
    2- Whisky and Coca Cola
    1- Acid and Bill Wurtz

    • @remytherat3067
      @remytherat3067 Před 2 lety +6

      But he doesn't even need the acid. It's just Bill and Wurtz

    • @monky4640
      @monky4640 Před 2 lety +2

      wurtz in afghanistanian means acid (real)

  • @neo9961
    @neo9961 Před 5 lety +2929

    How to edit a video like bill wurtz:
    Step 1: Get high
    Step 2: Get high

  • @crustyplunger8738
    @crustyplunger8738 Před 5 lety +1445

    I think Bill figured out how to write down the weird random incoherent thoughts you have when you are half asleep

    • @kennymartin5976
      @kennymartin5976 Před 5 lety +6

      Its like the dali method but you stay half asleep.

    • @Clyman974
      @Clyman974 Před 5 lety +24

      Yeah it's called Surrealism

    • @Darling-su3ci
      @Darling-su3ci Před 5 lety +2

      Mr. Cheemps it really do be that way

    • @rubyhearts9966
      @rubyhearts9966 Před 5 lety +8

      Maybe he goes to sleep and then every time he has a dreams, he quickly wakes up and writes down as much as he can remember! 😱

    • @user-on6db4rf4s
      @user-on6db4rf4s Před 5 lety +5

      True Bill's songs are like my dreams

  • @Blitzah
    @Blitzah Před 3 lety +118

    He is right about everything except that ants crawl over the earth. Like, common, everyone knows that ants fly.

  • @nawarb.4226
    @nawarb.4226 Před 3 lety +53

    This is better than 99% of the songs on the radio

    • @jcornman24
      @jcornman24 Před 8 měsíci

      The mix is soo good, he does so much panning, the vocals are crisp too

  • @SgtPepper291
    @SgtPepper291 Před 5 lety +2272

    I actually really love the lyrics:
    “The TV is on the radio
    And the telephone is on the stereo”
    Like so much

    • @Plant_Parenthood
      @Plant_Parenthood Před 5 lety +14

      so much like

    • @ezaiahcisneros5011
      @ezaiahcisneros5011 Před 5 lety +28

      It was actually singing those lyrics when I was reading it

    • @rjkjp453
      @rjkjp453 Před 5 lety +4

      Ezaiah Cisneros me too dude, me too

    • @korrinefleming7582
      @korrinefleming7582 Před 5 lety +3

      I read this as the line was playing

    • @chanyy6838
      @chanyy6838 Před 5 lety +10

      and the leaves turn into a colourful shade of turquoise (shown below, scroll down)
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  • @nekkawaii
    @nekkawaii Před 5 lety +12812

    i propose we start using "wurtz's" as a measure of pleasurable weirdness

    • @starcubey
      @starcubey Před 5 lety +709

      Ah yes. That is a brilliant idea. How many wurtz's do you think this video was? My measurements approximate it at 5,000Wz.

    • @nekkawaii
      @nekkawaii Před 5 lety +285

      @@starcubey that'd be about right

    • @fixinggood4595
      @fixinggood4595 Před 5 lety +240

      5kWz

    • @amaraa.2807
      @amaraa.2807 Před 5 lety +243

      It's like a scale. Of 1-100 wurtz's. Meaning 1 being absolutely no pleasure and 100 as complete bliss I'm doing it. Solid 80 wurtz's

    • @Mylok_
      @Mylok_ Před 5 lety +140

      Yeah my Wurtzometer got me a nice 5.007kWz which we can round at 5kWz

  • @nikhilpatel8752
    @nikhilpatel8752 Před 3 lety +26

    Friends: What’s your favorite song
    Me: It’s complicated

  • @garnetember8569
    @garnetember8569 Před 3 lety +15

    This is a good example of how a songs lyrics don’t make sense but everyone still loves it

  • @thelogIady
    @thelogIady Před 5 lety +2421

    What I know now:
    1. The sun is a deadly laser
    2. The moon is made of cheese

    • @valterestevao1182
      @valterestevao1182 Před 5 lety +144

      But the Sun is not a deadly laser, there is blanket now

    • @regierw2308
      @regierw2308 Před 5 lety +14

      Sneha Biswas and they died in a tornado

    • @chosenslaveoftheeternal
      @chosenslaveoftheeternal Před 5 lety +6

      @@valterestevao1182 still no, there is no food

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai Před 5 lety +23

      There is no blanket on the moon, though. THE MOON IS MELTING!

    • @ZeloticMemes
      @ZeloticMemes Před 5 lety +1

      lazer* *triggered*

  • @yukikanehira7774
    @yukikanehira7774 Před 5 lety +2591

    1960: We will have flying cars
    2018: thE mOon iS mAde oF ChEEse

    • @henryzhang3961
      @henryzhang3961 Před 5 lety +86

      BUT I CaNT TASTE IT

    • @erik_erikson
      @erik_erikson Před 5 lety +23

      To be fair, humanity is saying the moon is made of cheese, singe cheese was made the first time. Every child knows that

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 Před 5 lety +30

      You're right, this is WAY better than a dumb ol' flying car.

    • @henryzhang3961
      @henryzhang3961 Před 5 lety +16

      Ever heard of helicopters lol

    • @emma9253
      @emma9253 Před 5 lety +6

      Buttery Sky (but I can’t taste it)

  • @olescuandrei1555
    @olescuandrei1555 Před 3 lety +17

    Imagine an alternative universe where they tryed to explain these songs.

  • @potterboss6081
    @potterboss6081 Před 2 lety +8

    When i heared "and the orchestra'e playing synphonies for free" i knew this had to be either a dream or a trip

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher Před 5 lety +1717

    Birds fly in business class for the same reason upper class citizens do: to poop on those beneath them.

    • @user-pp2en6wj2w
      @user-pp2en6wj2w Před 5 lety +12

      Daniel Thrasher ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh facts

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind Před 5 lety +20

      sick marxist analysis bro

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming Před 5 lety +8

      To be fair don't you know anyone down on the ground who deserves a good pooping.

    • @slymmy6029
      @slymmy6029 Před 5 lety +6

      A great musician commenting on a great musician's video.

    • @researchinbreeder
      @researchinbreeder Před 5 lety

      Oof, biting.

  • @yossaghamiri209
    @yossaghamiri209 Před 5 lety +2761

    This is the kinda stuff my English teachers want me to analyse

    • @WaiW41
      @WaiW41 Před 5 lety +113

      That sounds like a fun English class.

    • @elenav.5470
      @elenav.5470 Před 5 lety +133

      Yonko woah there friend, you may need to slow down

    • @juliette1374
      @juliette1374 Před 5 lety +53

      Yonko Now I need to stop you right there.

    • @TheForeverFalcon
      @TheForeverFalcon Před 5 lety +62

      Yonko Having a bad day?

    • @brendanrodgers9753
      @brendanrodgers9753 Před 5 lety +33

      @YonkoAn Angry Weeabo is an Ugly Weeabo

  • @NAFProjects
    @NAFProjects Před 3 lety +8

    The grass is always green
    *(seems plausible)*
    But I just changed it
    *(wait, that worked)*
    To remind me of the way it was
    *(thinkin bout the things i can't explain)*

  • @EyesOfTheVoid0v0
    @EyesOfTheVoid0v0 Před 3 lety +11

    Ok call me dum but I think I might have found the meaning too this. The moon thing idk but the grass being changed to remind him of when the world was younger is like looking back and trying to find where everything whent wrong. The birds that are made of trees can be a reference to the saying "bird brain" pretending to be something helpful like trees. And they fly in the business class can mean the birds are big rich companys that are making the air bad. And they pretend like they are helpful like trees. The tv on the radio could mean that the news is on your raidos TV's phones and etc like you can't escape it. The telephone on the stereo is when you are on a call and the sound from the call surrounds you. And finally the moon is pretty cheap part could meet that going to the moon was really not important.
    Sorry for meh bad spelling

  • @canalfelixiano9411
    @canalfelixiano9411 Před 3 lety +2123

    This is why I don’t explain anyone what kind of humour I like

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 Před 3 lety +23

      I know a ton of other CZcamsrs I can't explain to my friends

    • @jb35056
      @jb35056 Před 3 lety +6

      @@georgekhoory1521 unus annus my god

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 Před 3 lety +8

      Berd gets several drawings then posts videos of them dying/dancing/screaming/swearing

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 Před 3 lety +13

      @@jb35056 Graystillplays plays games where he tries to be as gruesome as possible. In happy wheels, he laughs whenever the his character is killed in ways beyond human perception

    • @emeraldemmitt7637
      @emeraldemmitt7637 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jb35056 you mean [REDACTED]?

  • @wilhemtehlynx
    @wilhemtehlynx Před 3 lety +876

    “And the TV’s on the radio, and the telephone’s on the stereo...”
    The way he sings this line is wonderful.

  • @MichaelJCaboose013
    @MichaelJCaboose013 Před 3 lety +14

    Considering how things turned after he licked the moon, I think the moon is more likely made of MDMA

  • @darthsmaul6314
    @darthsmaul6314 Před 3 lety +8

    "I CAN'T EVEN TASTE CHEESE!"
    Doctors and scientists in 2020: ...

  • @chanyy6838
    @chanyy6838 Před 5 lety +1962

    The moon is pretty cheap.
    But I can’t buy it.

    • @tajp917
      @tajp917 Před 4 lety +25

      Gru from despicable me buys it for free

    • @tajp917
      @tajp917 Před 4 lety +7

      As well as niel Armstrong

    • @mysticsharp2053
      @mysticsharp2053 Před 4 lety +35

      But i like the way the surface feels when i touch it in the store
      And the rumor starts to go round that im gonna steal it, cause i cant even afford it
      But i guess they dont know me!
      The street the store is on is now bendy
      to remind people that it would be hard to steal the moon!
      And the news is on the table, and the phone is on the flashlight
      And the signs change to a colorful shade of *PERRYWINKLE!!!!!*
      And the trees are made of birds, think i've explained this
      and the fly around in an airplane in the economy section
      and the bees march and play jazz, and the hamsters fly through the air!
      And the orchestra is playing symphonies for $29.99!!!!!!!
      and the bridge has the money
      The moon is pretty nice

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 Před 4 lety +2

      you might be able to if you hire a samurai

    • @raymints9583
      @raymints9583 Před 4 lety +3

      The moon is reflecting the light from THE DEADLY LASER

  • @VazzyCow
    @VazzyCow Před 5 lety +5147

    *I'm going to become an astronaut just to taste the delicious cheese the moon has*

  • @RealKipper1324
    @RealKipper1324 Před 3 lety +8

    I swear Bill just writes the first word that comes to mind for every word sung, and one time he was lucky enough to recite the entire history of the world

  • @s000sdas
    @s000sdas Před 3 lety +7

    This video is the embodiment of my thoughts when I'm trying to go to sleep

  • @Ellie_A_B_C
    @Ellie_A_B_C Před 5 lety +272

    Glad the birds have been upgraded to business class they work hard and they deserve it

  • @risakyu
    @risakyu Před 5 lety +845

    I think bill is a time traveller from far future where everything is absurd so he came back to the past and trying to explain it through videos

  • @MilesIsReal
    @MilesIsReal Před 3 lety +6

    How to understand a bill wurtz video:
    1. Forget the definition of every noun.
    2. Ignore the pictures of each noun.
    3. Enjoy sensical video.

  • @sixtwentysixth
    @sixtwentysixth Před 3 lety +3

    we need the sequel: the moon is pretty cheap but i can’t buy it

  • @blasttothepast2260
    @blasttothepast2260 Před 4 lety +1458

    Teacher: What's your favorite song?
    Me: Um, It's complicated.

  • @AEZAKM1
    @AEZAKM1 Před 5 lety +2159

    I feel like bill is trying to warn us about something really bad that only he knows but he doesn’t know how to, so he’s just “the moon is fake”
    and we’re like “ha ha funny!!!!!!”

    • @woolycooly9595
      @woolycooly9595 Před 4 lety +62

      omg i think im starting to understand the pshchology in this tysmtysmtysm!!!111!!!!1

    • @AEZAKM1
      @AEZAKM1 Před 4 lety +64

      Michael Reilly okay ik this comment was stupid but u didn’t have to do me like that bro
      u didn’t have to do me like that

    • @elpotato5011
      @elpotato5011 Před 4 lety +26

      @@AEZAKM1 yea he straight up murdered you there

    • @chuichiro0062
      @chuichiro0062 Před 4 lety +4

      This was sad

    • @woolycooly9595
      @woolycooly9595 Před 4 lety +23

      wait no i was actually confused like i dont get whats going on seriously, its hard to tell tones on the internet but i promise i wasnt being sarcastic

  • @quantumblur_3145
    @quantumblur_3145 Před 3 lety +5

    God, if Neil Cicierega, Cosmo Sheldrake, and Bill Wurtz did a collab, music would never have to be written ever again.

  • @alexispetrakis8174
    @alexispetrakis8174 Před 3 lety +4

    No one :
    My last brain sells during online class :

    • @alexwillis6498
      @alexwillis6498 Před 2 lety

      Let me add something more to your things so you forgot the The moon It's made of cheese but I can't taste it part of your comment

  • @evew6161
    @evew6161 Před 5 lety +1264

    *NASA has left the chat*

    • @dianethvzqz1635
      @dianethvzqz1635 Před 5 lety +4

      Tell me to delete this comment if this is wat you wanted because you have like no replys and i dont wanna ruin it

    • @evew6161
      @evew6161 Před 5 lety +15

      @@dianethvzqz1635 I'm utterly confused but you're cool bro

    • @normalperson7237
      @normalperson7237 Před 5 lety +5

      Haha thats so funny it made me laugh so hard i bet NASA would be like "uh did i see this video huh" Lol

    • @grandoaktree
      @grandoaktree Před 5 lety +1

      1000th luke

    • @-Genki
      @-Genki Před 4 lety

      @sad bear did you go to *_URANUS_* by any chance?

  • @Potato2017
    @Potato2017 Před 4 lety +617

    "The birds are made of trees"
    He speaks the truth.

  • @thecheezyweebboy8835
    @thecheezyweebboy8835 Před 3 lety +6

    Every one of these video seems like a warning but we don’t know what he’s warning is about

  • @armithajayamurugan2844
    @armithajayamurugan2844 Před 2 lety +3

    I swear this guy makes a song about anything that comes to his mind.

  • @floridaman3241
    @floridaman3241 Před 5 lety +2991

    My guy is trapped in another universe and is trying to tell us all what it’s like

  • @davidcardimen7535
    @davidcardimen7535 Před 5 lety +440

    I think Bill's secret message here is to tell us that childhood dreams can come true. Sometimes, the moon is made of cheese. This would be a best case scenario for a young child who could travel into space. However, when you get there, sometimes you can't appreciate it. Sometimes you can't even feel it even when it was everything you hoped it would be. Everyone chases stardom and it is seldom what TV makes it out to be. Even if you can't taste the cheese, always try and lick the surface.

    • @WatersAbove77
      @WatersAbove77 Před 5 lety +17

      Dave Card woah

    • @DebugCat
      @DebugCat Před 5 lety +15

      since he got back home he's been regressing into a curious child, so that would make sense.

    • @starcubey
      @starcubey Před 5 lety +8

      That is a pretty good analysis, but it only explains one line of the song.

    • @BuniSlug
      @BuniSlug Před 5 lety +3

      @Quinn Gray not likely

    • @nitrowolfgamingyt8923
      @nitrowolfgamingyt8923 Před 5 lety +4

      English teachers be like...

  • @tee-sam-ee-red
    @tee-sam-ee-red Před 2 lety +5

    I’m so used to bill wurtz’s music that I didn’t even bat an eye when he said “the birds are made of trees” I just accepted it as fact

  • @pomatolo1238
    @pomatolo1238 Před 3 lety +2

    I hope nasa, spaceX, or BlueOrigin plays this when they colonate the moon

  • @pattiskeeterson6566
    @pattiskeeterson6566 Před 4 lety +341

    Somehow, this is the only thing that makes sense anymore....

  • @jetfane7632
    @jetfane7632 Před 3 lety +3

    this is called "real music"

  • @Notmagickal
    @Notmagickal Před 3 lety +3

    plot twist: he pissed on the grass to change the color

  • @cupofchaffee8875
    @cupofchaffee8875 Před 5 lety +415

    Convinced that Bill is from another dimension/timeline and came to ours to give us his music, but we don't know it and can't decipher what the hell he's saying.

    • @laya8880
      @laya8880 Před 5 lety +39

      Hey, you could make a religion out of this.

    • @erenkeskin221
      @erenkeskin221 Před 5 lety +18

      Bill... Decipher... Another dimesion... You sure you aren't trying to imply anything?

    • @FunnyFany
      @FunnyFany Před 5 lety +5

      Time to dig through the Bill Wurtz lore in .5 A presses

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener Před 5 lety

      So in other words he's composing while high?

    • @MatthewSmart
      @MatthewSmart Před 5 lety

      @@FunnyFany An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only half.

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 Před 5 lety +147

    "And the *birds* are made of *trees* ."
    I would genuinely pay money to know how he thinks.

    • @DebugCat
      @DebugCat Před 5 lety +21

      think he's explained this.

    • @toatrika2443
      @toatrika2443 Před 5 lety +27

      It's part of a two step program:
      Step 1: Think of objects.
      Step 3: Song is ready.

    • @ZiaMoon17
      @ZiaMoon17 Před 5 lety

      I could teach you. I understand it. All of it. You would not even have to pay me.

    • @milesyalzin2018
      @milesyalzin2018 Před 5 lety

      Tell me

    • @ZiaMoon17
      @ZiaMoon17 Před 5 lety +1

      He feels it in his bones. Do you?

  • @anonymous.4134
    @anonymous.4134 Před 3 lety +1

    Fun fact: There is a popular Hungarian song, which is called "Sajtból van a hold" which means "The Moon is made out of cheese"

  • @THANNRBANANA
    @THANNRBANANA Před 2 lety +3

    *It took CZcams 4 years to recommend this quality content to me*

  • @MexicanMartialArts
    @MexicanMartialArts Před 5 lety +1746

    This feels like some kind of propaganda.

  • @williamcheese1
    @williamcheese1 Před 5 lety +248

    hi, hello the 3000's are calling and they want their music back

  • @AnneIglesias
    @AnneIglesias Před 2 lety +1

    You know, I once had a dream where crawfish were protecting my half haunted mansion (half of it was haunted by some supernatural fungus and the other half was perfectly nice and livable) and I had to provide them with coconuts and blackberries daily or they would go on strike. Other than that, I went on to have a pretty normal life within the dream. It made me realize that this particular song could’ve made a very believable dream as well.

  • @tir3d_al1za
    @tir3d_al1za Před 2 lety +1

    something about “the grass is always green but i just changed it” makes me emotional

  • @Mikyest
    @Mikyest Před 5 lety +284

    either bill has been doing drugs or he’s in a parallel universe

  • @eshock753
    @eshock753 Před 5 lety +2560

    I’m almost certain that bill wurtz never writes his music. He jut takes a hit of lsd and starts singing what’s on his mind

  • @reignabovetheclouds5703
    @reignabovetheclouds5703 Před 3 lety +3

    0:27 can we just take a moment to appreciate how nice of a line this is

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 Před 3 lety +2

    This might just be my mood right now.

  • @PandaParade
    @PandaParade Před 5 lety +2648

    Ok this is gonna get really deep, but this is my analysis of the song.
    Its about how the moon is made of cheese.

    • @jessica9715
      @jessica9715 Před 5 lety +47

      GENIUS ..
      HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A NOVEL PEACE PRIZE????!!

    • @jakedillon1717
      @jakedillon1717 Před 5 lety +29

      but he just cant taste it. truly fascinating analysis

    • @PandaParade
      @PandaParade Před 5 lety

      Spacehyper78 I don't even know

    • @PandaParade
      @PandaParade Před 5 lety +8

      Jake Dillon thank you, I am in fact a genius of the sciences and arts

    • @cherkasy6046
      @cherkasy6046 Před 5 lety +13

      omfg i was so prepared for a 5 paragraph analysis to just pop out at me that caught me too off guard

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter Před 5 lety +340

    I'll take off my helmet so I can lick the moon and go down in history books

  • @No.NotAgain
    @No.NotAgain Před 3 lety +2

    0:36 and the leaves turn to a colorful shade of *T U R Q U O I S E*

  • @sapphireknight8391
    @sapphireknight8391 Před 3 lety +2

    This is the most random lyrics ever, and it’s amazing

  • @davidwallerstein3113
    @davidwallerstein3113 Před 5 lety +1388

    The moon is pretty *cheap*

  • @kristinw3633
    @kristinw3633 Před 5 lety +379

    Ah yes, the lovely turquoise fall leaves

    • @spookywafflecat5508
      @spookywafflecat5508 Před 5 lety +4

      kristin wallack that would actually be pretty. i think. idk i love turquoise and hate orange and yellow

    • @kayra5763
      @kayra5763 Před 5 lety +1

      kristin wallack its common knowledge

    • @kristinw3633
      @kristinw3633 Před 5 lety

      Lord Wafflecat I agreeee

  • @katherinekathie5258
    @katherinekathie5258 Před 3 lety +5

    I feel like I’m having a fever dream every time I watch his videos

  • @Ironmantom-yw9ox
    @Ironmantom-yw9ox Před 3 lety +3

    I like how this went from cheese moon to history of the universe I guess 2

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD Před 5 lety +1477

    You believe in cheese?

    • @johnkareh5618
      @johnkareh5618 Před 5 lety +3

      Just as much as I believe in gravity.

    • @GoldenPenHD
      @GoldenPenHD Před 5 lety +4

      K9_Master so do you believe in gravity

    • @coatman4927
      @coatman4927 Před 5 lety +4

      In a young girls cheese
      How the music can free her

    • @victornoel36
      @victornoel36 Před 5 lety +4

      Just one tho. It has like a 10 step program.

    • @maxalain9948
      @maxalain9948 Před 5 lety +2

      You believe in the Moon?

  • @yukikanehira7774
    @yukikanehira7774 Před 5 lety +990

    Drug addict: Bro drugs are great
    Bill: Hold my beer

    • @moonsoil701
      @moonsoil701 Před 5 lety +3

      Nick Animates He drinks shciakeozkf
      Its so fucking high up there you cant comprehend it, so when you read it it just looks like a bunch of letters mixed up
      Hes on a whole other level from drugs

    • @sethdove8847
      @sethdove8847 Před 5 lety +5

      He smokes alcohol and drinks drugs

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 Před 5 lety +2

      Im wondering what drugs bill takes when he makes this videos

  • @dizzy9751
    @dizzy9751 Před 3 lety +2

    CZcams asked me to rate this video on one to five stars. Five stars. They ask me why? Life changing.

  • @certifieduser7667
    @certifieduser7667 Před 3 lety +4

    I got a cheese ad on this vid

  • @maddiebloxburg1121
    @maddiebloxburg1121 Před 5 lety +333

    My last brain cell at 3 am

  • @Rotissie
    @Rotissie Před 5 lety +459

    Sometimes I think that maybe he's giving us clues to something big. We all think it's nonsensical and entertaining, but what if the church really does hold the key to the bird planes that get us to the moon made of cheese he can't taste. Idk, these thoughts usually keep me up at night...

    • @jasonstafford5842
      @jasonstafford5842 Před 5 lety +42

      I feel the same way, I was enjoying it until he said he explained it and then I thought “what if this is serious” and then he said “the Church holds the key” and now I’m pretty sure he’s leading is on a treasure hunt or into a religious cult we all are brainwashed to join

    • @f.jideament
      @f.jideament Před 5 lety +4

      You guys must be fun at parties.

    • @jasonstafford5842
      @jasonstafford5842 Před 5 lety +13

      Atakan Özel damn, I wish I had deep conspiracies at parties

    • @f.jideament
      @f.jideament Před 5 lety +2

      @@jasonstafford5842 like sun will melt our moon because it is a cheese?

    • @jasonstafford5842
      @jasonstafford5842 Před 5 lety +7

      Atakan Özel more like we need to keep the moon away from the sun because 1. The sun will melt our moon which sounds delicious, but we can’t even taste it so it’s a waste 2. The sun is just combusting gases so we should probably keep that away from the moon if we don’t want stinky cheese

  • @goosegooserson9395
    @goosegooserson9395 Před 3 lety +3

    i'm binge watching bill's videos now that he's got more content to give us

  • @epiclittlegamer2330
    @epiclittlegamer2330 Před 3 lety +4

    0:05 Australian moon moment*.

  • @harrylane4
    @harrylane4 Před 5 lety +231

    Every bill wurtz song sounds like a reharmonization of a song that I've never heard before

    • @TrickyPasta
      @TrickyPasta Před 5 lety +3

      Every song of his is like a greatest hits album of call waiting melodies.

  • @Izakoe
    @Izakoe Před 5 lety +692

    So... If "ADD" was a genre of music; you'd be the most popular artist in that genre.

    • @JQ3B94
      @JQ3B94 Před 4 lety +49

      I have ADHD (modern way of saying ADD) and this is a visual representation of my mind on a Normal day

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH Před 4 lety +11

      i can relate

    • @marksmit8575
      @marksmit8575 Před 4 lety +2

      Joewhyman rt

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere Před 4 lety +14

      ADHD person here. Can confirm Bill Wurtz is my spirit animal

    • @lemongloves
      @lemongloves Před 4 lety +8

      Joewhyman ADD and ADHD aren’t the same thing

  • @JQ3B94
    @JQ3B94 Před 2 lety +1

    Moon licker seems like some kind of slur for astronauts

  • @kashskitchen7178
    @kashskitchen7178 Před 2 lety +1

    i think "the tvs on the radio and the telphones on the stereo" that, that is very emotional

  • @jobelthirty1294
    @jobelthirty1294 Před 5 lety +866

    I think this song is about identity crisis. Everything is on everything else in terms of technology and we've lost touch of simple things. Maybe it's just wurtz being bill and I thought too hard.

  • @kimishou
    @kimishou Před 5 lety +343

    Bill we all know that the birds ride economy.

    • @eruptingcatsinhabit5325
      @eruptingcatsinhabit5325 Před 5 lety +12

      EXCUSE ME?! I HAPPEN TO BE THE BIRDS AGENT AND I MAKE SURE THEY ALL RIDE FIRST CLASS!!

    • @TheCapelessCrusader
      @TheCapelessCrusader Před 4 lety +6

      You must be unaware that the birds work for the bourgeoisie.

    • @villiatheotter2757
      @villiatheotter2757 Před 4 lety +2

      Erupting cats inhabit I thought they got a private jet

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 Před 4 lety +1

      Birds can't afford economy. They get taped to the wings of the plane.

  • @angelmilkk175
    @angelmilkk175 Před 3 lety

    2 years later, i still find this really amusing. like it makes no sense, it’s interesting to watch. i’ve loved it all my life.

  • @ryancarroll1697
    @ryancarroll1697 Před rokem +2

    I wish this was more than 1 verse. I need an extended version

  • @citrustangerine
    @citrustangerine Před 4 lety +78

    Imagine this: You're from an alien civilisation, trying to study humans, but bill wurtz's videos are the only evidence we existed

    • @raymints9583
      @raymints9583 Před 4 lety +23

      So... The history of the entire world I guess will be very useful.

    • @jb35056
      @jb35056 Před 3 lety +3

      @@raymints9583 mhm

    • @jefferson745
      @jefferson745 Před 3 lety +3

      imagine that this is actually comprehendible to the aliens and they manage to get the message that humans communicate by singing and background music is natural.

    • @anelewashington1635
      @anelewashington1635 Před 3 lety

      His history video is pretty good

    • @yourlocalpyromaniac7271
      @yourlocalpyromaniac7271 Před 3 lety

      yikes

  • @FlareDrafox
    @FlareDrafox Před 4 lety +271

    My cat: The cookie is made of sugar, but I can't taste it.
    Also my cat: *But I like it anyway.*

    • @user-p70totype101
      @user-p70totype101 Před 3 lety +7

      Then the rumour start to go around the world that Super7steve’s Cat is crazy ‘cuz it can’t even taste sugar
      But I guess they don’t know Super7steve’s Cat

  • @anuradhaherath7925
    @anuradhaherath7925 Před 3 lety +1

    the moon is pretty cheap
    jeff bazos: yeah i can buy it

  • @Marc-uh3tz
    @Marc-uh3tz Před 3 lety

    The "tv's on the radio, and the telephones on the stereo" part is so smooth n nice

  • @SiriusBlack-rj8oe
    @SiriusBlack-rj8oe Před 4 lety +1345

    Bill: “The trees are made of birds but I think I’ve explained that”
    Everyone: You have?!
    Bill: “The moon is pretty cheap”
    Everyone: .-.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Před 4 lety +16

      Use 2lb of cocoaine to understand

    • @lecuniary2423
      @lecuniary2423 Před 3 lety

      MrBeast be like: Take my entire wallet.

    • @randomhuman4525
      @randomhuman4525 Před 3 lety

      1 acre of the moon is about £25. This guys been selling it for like 10 years lol 😂

    • @SiriusBlack-rj8oe
      @SiriusBlack-rj8oe Před 3 lety

      RandomHuman45 Ill take that one up I’ll be owning a bit of the mood soon

    • @starr0401
      @starr0401 Před 3 lety

      Well, no one has really paid for it, but we all have one.