Here are top 10 misconceptions about Poland that nobody has. Hopefully you'll find them very educational and flex your new knowledge on your friends. If you have any.
I'm quite surprised how commonly that can be true 😂 But it is because I usually watch science related stuff, when most average Americans watch cats playing piano, when most Polish watching same science stuff is educated enough to at least know two languages. So they pop up constantly in specific topics.
@@TheRezro no sorry you're wrong poles have that magical thing that when poland is just mentioned they spawn and take the comment section (one of the poles here)
Oh if you could see tons of drunk people in front of Lidl, Biedronka, Żabka, Lewiatan (do lewiatana jeden krok, jak sobota do tylko do lidla) PS These are shops
I can see my house on Google Maps and Street View of course. Unless I live in a Truman Show kind of world and everything I see are lies created specifically for me, which is worth considering.
Having the last upload be "how to say life is meaningless and we're all gonna die in Polish", and vanishing for two years straight is comically horrific, glad he's back
Poland and Vietnam have strong-ish diplomatic ties, as well as cultural ones which I find really weird but cool considering how far away the two are (e.g. there’s a poem by a Vietnamese guy called “My Dear, Poland)
There is a Vietnamese community in Poland, which (according to the Wikipedia) numbers at least 50 000 people, making it the biggest non-European imigrant community in Poland and the fourth-biggest Vietnamese community in a EU country.
When I was a kid there was already 2nd generation of Vietnamese migrants in my city and they've made pretty cool market district. Nowadays their kids are fully assimilated and nobody cares where they're from (there was a bit of distrust still when I was a kid). Markets still exist and you can snipe some nice things.
Do a video talking about Polish dubs of foriegn films and how it's always just a single guy doing every voice and the original voices and audio are still there. You know what I'm talking about.
Voiceovers are actually a leftover from when Poland was under the communist rule, and it was just easier and cost-efficient to slap a voiceover over the original audio and call it a day. Made it easier to censor stuff as well, since there was only a handful of studios doing localisations.
Video idea: A video about the Polish orthography (the letters, pronunciations, etc.) Featuring Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz from the village of Chrząszczyżewoszyce in the Łękołody powiat.
@@yurisv7315 I understand the concept of Eastern Europe, it's just that to my understanding someone from another eastern country would still regard you as a westerner, even if only for the sake of convenience. If I'm mistaken then please correct me.
@@achnav3762 while I don't have any normal ideas right now, consider thinking about the slang "Co ty odjaniepawlasz" which means "What the fuck are you doing" But more literally "What are you johannes-paulus-ing". It's used by the Polish youth because we're extremely unfunny and the number 21:37 is enough to make people laugh because that's the hour of the Pope's death. This country is fucking doomed I tell you.
Suddenly running into this channel at 3 in the morning was amazing, as my prior exposition to the Polish language was in The Dreadnoughts' "Polka Never Dies," which introduced me to the wonderfully overly complex world of Polish expletives. In which I already knew the one word this channel seems to prefer above all else.
@@bitchgoaway1017 Fuck, you're right. Edited version: I ran into this shit at 3am and it was fucking amazing. All the Polish I knew before was from The Dreadnoughts (band) which had a song containing "zijebischie kurwa." Upsettingly not "zijekurwabischie." Fuck.
Same! I rewatched his video on how to say life is meaningless and we’re al, gonna die about 6 more times and wanted to watch more videos by him but I hadn’t received a notification. Then I saw this in my recommended and was very pleased.
Hey, Mushoku Tensei is back! Watching 22 series this season. Seriously though, I'm not permanently dead, I'll be back before the end of the year (probably). I'm just terrible at managing priorities.
![Eminem - Houdini [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/22tVWwmTie8/mqdefault.jpg)
*When the world needed him the most,*
_He returned._
I thought he was dead O.o
i love the alta reference
He vanishn't
O.o
Wilbur Soot?
fun fact: 90% of english comments are just polish people speaking english
I'm quite surprised how commonly that can be true 😂
But it is because I usually watch science related stuff, when most average Americans watch cats playing piano, when most Polish watching same science stuff is educated enough to at least know two languages. So they pop up constantly in specific topics.
Fun fact: I'm not polish
@@TheRezro no sorry you're wrong poles have that magical thing that when poland is just mentioned they spawn and take the comment section (one of the poles here)
True
I'm Polish huehuehueheuhsegrhjaa4jkq4jq
yes kurwa
"I'm escaping to the ONE place that hasn't been corrupted by communism.. space!" ~some polish guy idk
czcams.com/video/3yMy7JuGpJM/video.html
wait till hes gonna meet sputnik 2
What was that game called again?
Hej jestem z polski
@@niepowaznyczlowiek Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge
"Poles don't drink alcohol"
Yeah like duh, have you ever seen a piece of metal drink alcohol? Didn't think so.
So that means they dance on us?
Wooden poles exist too, seen those drink a lot
Oh if you could see tons of drunk people in front of Lidl, Biedronka, Żabka, Lewiatan (do lewiatana jeden krok, jak sobota do tylko do lidla)
PS
These are shops
Why so quick to assume so?
Have you never seen Metallica or something?
The return of the king
The return of the król
He's going to rest for next 3 years
I hope he stays with us for long
Piewrut kriula
@@nijucow powrót króla* po polsku
pretty sure this channel has taught me more about polish culture than anything else ever could
hate how that's actually accurate😩 this dude's humour and polishness is actually educative
as a Pole I assure you he has the Polish humor, we love to make fun of ourselves
Totally confirmed. We love jokes about us being like that.
yes I agree that's true
this is not the best place to learn about Poland
As a Pole i feel like im finally being represented by a competent person
YESSSS I feel the same
też
@@lisco10 tak
Tak.
IKRRR
As a Hungarian, I am just happy that this undercover superpower is friendly towards us
>:)
Pozdrowienia z Polski! :)
U gotta conquer some europe once again dear Huns
Poland didn't land on the moon
The moon landed on them
Ah yes. Tradition must be preserved.
No, they back from wedding, and they conquer moon.
Twardowski landed on the moon so yes, polish guy did it.
@@grzegorzwalas4125 exactly (właściwe to mogę to powiedzieć po polsku, bo Ty też Polak, ale whatever)
but we stayed alive
Ja: Wygrywam w totolotka
Mój stary z mlekiem:
Hahaga
Rel
LMAO
hahahahaha ale zajebiście śmieszne
XDddd
3:40 "all generously caress the restrained bees", thank you google, very informative
Everyone is generously petting/ stroking the abstemious bees
that sentence had as much sense as the one from google translate, don't worry you're not loosing much
Man I'm from Poland and I don't understand it either
@@MrPinkDino imagine stroking a bee
Jaguar's chemistry web story
Yes google now go to sleep
"reality doesn't lie and neither do I" is now my favourite quote
What? You said that u dont often leave the house, but if so, how can you know, that you live in Poland?
I can see my house on Google Maps and Street View of course. Unless I live in a Truman Show kind of world and everything I see are lies created specifically for me, which is worth considering.
@@HowtoPolish at least you'd feel special😌
He is not living in Poland, Poland lives in him
@@erkot000 Kinky
@Bruh Moment This post right there officer
Having the last upload be "how to say life is meaningless and we're all gonna die in Polish", and vanishing for two years straight is comically horrific, glad he's back
'are you depressed? because im not'
Poland and Vietnam have strong-ish diplomatic ties, as well as cultural ones which I find really weird but cool considering how far away the two are (e.g. there’s a poem by a Vietnamese guy called “My Dear, Poland)
Poland also has a very old friendship with Japan which wasn't even broken by WW2
There is a Vietnamese community in Poland, which (according to the Wikipedia) numbers at least 50 000 people, making it the biggest non-European imigrant community in Poland and the fourth-biggest Vietnamese community in a EU country.
no abortion
I think its because both have unnecessarily long words in their languages with too many diacritical marks in the Latin script
When I was a kid there was already 2nd generation of Vietnamese migrants in my city and they've made pretty cool market district. Nowadays their kids are fully assimilated and nobody cares where they're from (there was a bit of distrust still when I was a kid). Markets still exist and you can snipe some nice things.
now I ask for DIY on how do make a vodka from space dust.
Easy comrade. First you have to
O BOŻE TY ŻYJESZ :0
:>
@@HowtoPolish :>
@@HowtoPolish i love u platonically
@@HowtoPolish :>
:>
thank you for this winged hussar content
Truly amazing, this guy’s a chad
@@cynically_insane yes
And he came back when the world needed him most...
o siema niep
Do a video talking about Polish dubs of foriegn films and how it's always just a single guy doing every voice and the original voices and audio are still there. You know what I'm talking about.
Voiceovers are actually a leftover from when Poland was under the communist rule, and it was just easier and cost-efficient to slap a voiceover over the original audio and call it a day. Made it easier to censor stuff as well, since there was only a handful of studios doing localisations.
Lektor
nie no ale zajebisty ten nasz lektor jest :]
Podobnie jest w wielu innych krajach
Lektor kurwa.
This is so charming. I want to listen to you rant about ridiculous things with stick-figure drawings for hours xD
Nobody:
The captions when he starts to speak polish:
"jaguars's chemistry web story"
WhAt?
W pierwszym zapomniałeś wspomnieć o Twardowskim, był na księżycu już wieki temu
Zapomnieliśmy jeszcze o oku pana Kleksa, też było
Tak ogólnie to dwóch takich z Polski zajebało księżyc i już nikogo tam nie ma.
@@Alen725 Amerykanie stanęli na atrapie
Tylkno jedno glowie mam koksu piec gram odleciec sam w kraine zapomienia
But first Pole who landed on Moon was Pan Twardowski
Your family's communist
Me who is chinese:your goddamn right😎
Oof- that was smooth
so not only poles watch it? i'm genuinely surprised
So you're State Capitalist, and omega racist against others. *Gotcha*
@@ipadair7345 *Yes.*
PLEASE LMAO
Video idea: A video about the Polish orthography (the letters, pronunciations, etc.)
Featuring Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz from the village of Chrząszczyżewoszyce in the Łękołody powiat.
Im Polish and that is so easy. Or maybe... Im just a robot?
@@miktheklik5255 nah, just pronounciation basics that ignorant westerners won't even dive in because "PoLiSh hArD!!!".
@@yurisv7315 Did you forget that you're also considered a westerner?
@@xryeau_1760 actually no, i am not. I reside in an eastern european country, but hey, nice try. :3
@@yurisv7315 I understand the concept of Eastern Europe, it's just that to my understanding someone from another eastern country would still regard you as a westerner, even if only for the sake of convenience. If I'm mistaken then please correct me.
As a pole I am totaly amazed how historic accurate and true is this film. I appreciate that you are saying such things about Poland
O widze że nie tylko ja mówie dziwnie po polsku kiedy przełączam sie z angielksiego
sheesh true
Prawda
prawda
Prawie wszyscy po 8 godzinach pisania po angielsku:
Jak to było po polsku kurwa....
Ty z Polski czy z kąd? Bo jeśli z Polski to witaj w klubie też czasami mam problem na przełączenie się do ojczystego języka z Angielskiego xD
roku temu, zaczyłam uczyć się polskiego. te filmy są najlepsze. bardzo śmieszne! dziękuję bardzo a proszę... zrobić więcej :P
This is perfect grammar :D
Firsts letters must be capital, zaczełam*, i proszę*, zrób więcej*
@@OBENEKw sumie" proszę zrobić więcej"jest poprawnie
@@OBENEKi poprawnie jest "zaczęłam", nie kłam biednej kobiecie bo się źle nauczy
@@judeedee5402 zaczyłam?
3:46 ah I see, you are the man of culture as well.
Polacy się uśmieją przy tym filmie tak ze 3 razy bardziej XD
Kurwa polski jasnowidz
Jeszcze jak!
Can you teach us more slurs in Polish! I need it for ... reasons.
I'd love to, but that would get immediately demonetized, and I'm a greedy capitalist pig :/
I had this idea for a video called "How to utter hate speech in Polish", but it would make CZcams-chan very angry and I wouldn't get my allowance.
Maybe mean thing that ain't slurs then 🤔
It's important to know how to insult someone.
@@achnav3762 while I don't have any normal ideas right now, consider thinking about the slang
"Co ty odjaniepawlasz"
which means
"What the fuck are you doing"
But more literally "What are you johannes-paulus-ing". It's used by the Polish youth because we're extremely unfunny and the number 21:37 is enough to make people laugh because that's the hour of the Pope's death. This country is fucking doomed I tell you.
@@funkymonks8333 The hour of the Pope's death? What? I don't know if I find that hilarious or concerning xD
ach tak, ja również jestem na księżycu.
a przyślesz nam trochę tej kosmicznej wódki? możemy wysłać wzamian trochę schabowych...
The like to dislike ratio is larger than 100/1, it's beautiful
Pomysł odcinka? "Jak wygląda picie w Polsce" albo życie, bo tu dużej różnicy nie ma
W sumie jak tak teraz pomyśleć, źle nie jest, raj dla alkoholików bo winko w żabce za 20 zł można znaleźć
Finally, you're back
I lost it at the winged hussars part lollll
According to some sources, certain Pan Twardowski was already on the Moon in the XVII or possibly even XVI century.
I don't know why but your voice is coming a bit louder from the left v:
Yeah, I screwed up my mic setup. Sorry about that :/
Because he is secretly a communist
No one
90% of the comments: WoW hE Is BAcK
ayyyyy
he uploaded:D
What a year for Polish community, first you return, then podsiadło and kotarski join forces...
He's back, I've been checking back here every week....
Ooo a dmsp fan i see you
This is like a little safe space I can go when I dont have enough poland in my life
Dajesz kolejny film. Jeszcze z rok mogę poczekać.
Your back!
2:56 Piękne podsumowanie. Mam nadzieję, że zaczniesz regularnie nagrywać 💪🏻🇵🇱
"Tak było,
Nie zmyślam"
Dziękujemy.
When the world needed him the most he v- returned.
Suddenly running into this channel at 3 in the morning was amazing, as my prior exposition to the Polish language was in The Dreadnoughts' "Polka Never Dies," which introduced me to the wonderfully overly complex world of Polish expletives. In which I already knew the one word this channel seems to prefer above all else.
using fancy words i see
@@bitchgoaway1017 Fuck, you're right.
Edited version:
I ran into this shit at 3am and it was fucking amazing. All the Polish I knew before was from The Dreadnoughts (band) which had a song containing "zijebischie kurwa." Upsettingly not "zijekurwabischie."
Fuck.
2:52 this is the greatest counter I’ve ever heard lol. Great job!
Well i said "kurwa" in exactly same moment 0:33 as i
accidentally poured out my water on myself xD
I didn't even get the notif, I was just curious about your whereabouts and you posted TWO HOURS AGO
Same! I rewatched his video on how to say life is meaningless and we’re al, gonna die about 6 more times and wanted to watch more videos by him but I hadn’t received a notification. Then I saw this in my recommended and was very pleased.
Now this is epic, thanks for clearing things up
I'm still sad next time has not come so far. This guy is brilliant.
please make more videos I need to impress my Polish gf I need random phrases and probably false trivia
3:39 It will turn her on. Trust me.
@@mastermati773 mmmmh abstinent bees😩
Turlaj dropsa - say that to her
0:14 A TO KTO, KURWA? 😂
Waiting for the next videos ,glad that you returned !
Uwielbiam komentarze pod Twoimi filmami są cudowne xD
(a Twoje filmy jeszcze lepsze🖤)
Please dont go... stay with us
Prosze nie odchodź... zostań z nami
Moj stary: wypija pol butelki wodki
Takze moj stary:
This is the greatest channel
I died from laughter.
Twice during the video 😂 Gorgeous work^^
Top ten Polish foods that nobody from poland eats pozdro z Polski
Kurwa bigos
@@alinarichert3448 bigos jest chujowy i pyzy też
@@hudy8161 Based
@@hudy8161 pyzy są ok bigos dobry jak nie mrożony
@Miły Miś Herezja!
Kurde ten gościu jest niesamowity
Wonderful, another video that I'll probably replay thousands of times.
This channel taught me more about polish history than my history teacher
he talks so matter of factly that i keep forgetting the title says "that NOBODY HAS."
All are 100% true. Confirmed by polish person
Typie, cieszę się, że wróciłeś
the legend is back
OOGA BOOGA
Kocham robić wódke z lunar dust 😄
The return of an legend
tyle czekałam na kolejny film :D
He came back! Powrócłeś, hurra! Mógłbyś może zrobić odcinek o łamańcach językowych?
0:42 xd ognisko na księżycu
THE RETURN OF A LEGEND!
Robisz dobrą robotę. Tak trzymaj
Is he dead for real now or is he again watching anime for long time again?
Hey, Mushoku Tensei is back! Watching 22 series this season.
Seriously though, I'm not permanently dead, I'll be back before the end of the year (probably). I'm just terrible at managing priorities.
@@HowtoPolish Okłamałeś nas
WRÓCIŁ :O
Woah I just found your channel yesterday :O
This man just gaslight me into a historical fact that I knew was false, and then blew my mind when he proved it to be false.
And he gone again
The return of the king
As a slovak i love watching ur videos
hes back everyone. the king has returned! on his pegasus as well! so majestic...
Kurczaczki pieczone
Kurwa xD ja nawet tego nie wiedziałem. Even I don't know this, kurwa xd
Ojapierdole, i didn't know that before... WoW
Amazing comeback
Great video about my country :)
Twardowski był na Księżycu na długo przed Apollo 11!
+1
English: Twardowski was on moon much earlier than Apollo 11!
Dlaczego znowu cię nie ma? 😭
Bo ma życie
@@Tybek1 możliwe że masz rację
Absolutely enjoyed this vid
Poland cannot into space...
...but my sides did after this video lmao
Zajebiste ngl
1:28 czy tylko mi to co ten po lewej trzyma przypomina pokéball?
Nie
I love this channel LOL
OMG, You're alive!
Keep up the good work, or as we say in Polish: trzymaj się mordo!