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  • @kiyo4476
    @kiyo4476 Před 8 měsíci +3337

    Kika (Kinderkanal) is a German tv channel for kids. Kindheitshelden = childhood heroes.
    Santa with sand refers to the Sandmännchen, the toast refers to Bernd das Brot, the mouse to Sendung mit der Maus, and the dandelion to Löwenzahn (all shows that run/ran on Kika)

    • @crazyo7560
      @crazyo7560 Před 8 měsíci +57

      🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @m.h.6470
      @m.h.6470 Před 8 měsíci +120

      yep, came here to write this exact comment :)

    • @tweety77hf
      @tweety77hf Před 8 měsíci +117

      Ah, danke. Bei den ersten zwei stand ich auf dem Schlauch 😂

    • @flox1940
      @flox1940 Před 8 měsíci

      yeah@@m.h.6470

    • @lexiadam2773
      @lexiadam2773 Před 8 měsíci +28

      ​@@tweety77hfich auch 😂

  • @phlippflop2881
    @phlippflop2881 Před 8 měsíci +4172

    What you call a sliced loaf of bread doesn’t even qualify as bread in Germany and it only appears in form of a sandwich or a toast over here. No one actually eats it the way you would eat bread here.

    • @oklaftrahlegne7298
      @oklaftrahlegne7298 Před 8 měsíci +748

      It doesn't seem to register with him that the problem isn't the bread being sliced but the bread itself being cardboard :D

    • @rutherford2580
      @rutherford2580 Před 8 měsíci +273

      Thank you! It is about the bread not the slicing. In Germany we tend to eat bread made from less processed flour (closer to or exactly wholemeal flour) containing oilseeds, seeds, and whole grains. In conclusion german bread is much firmer, denser and stronger in flavour.

    • @aRealAndHumanManThing
      @aRealAndHumanManThing Před 8 měsíci +56

      ​@oklaftrahlegne7298 this. Sadly, much of the bread you can get at a bakery isn't that buch better. For a big part of my childhood, we had a bakery with handmade bread nearby (with cheap prices). I can't stand that pale taste of much of the standard bread you can get, but don't have the money to buy it from other (very expensive) self baking bakerys

    • @alihorda
      @alihorda Před 8 měsíci +75

      actually we call that kind of bread toast bread and mostly used for hot sandwiches. for other sandwiches you eat normal/ real bread or rolls (Brötchen)

    • @DO-NOT156
      @DO-NOT156 Před 8 měsíci +78

      it's a show called "Bernd das brot" here in germany

  • @ljiljanatalic-uq7hq
    @ljiljanatalic-uq7hq Před 6 měsíci +44

    I live in Germany and the fact you can literally throw a sledgehammer on the wall and it doesn’t break says that Germany cares about their people 🇩🇪

    • @stuffandthings617
      @stuffandthings617 Před 5 měsíci +4

      More about caring about the house xD you have to be aware of the sledgehammer bouncing of back into your face 🤣

    • @gonzo2495
      @gonzo2495 Před měsícem +1

      Gipskartonwände gibts auch bei uns genug.

    • @Thre1152
      @Thre1152 Před 15 dny +1

      @gonzo2495
      Normalerweise ist drunter aber eine OSB-Beplankung, in den USA haben aber Innenwände und die Innenseite von Außenwänden NUR Gipskarton.

    • @gonzo2495
      @gonzo2495 Před 14 dny +2

      @@Thre1152 Die haben da nur 2 Lagen Gipskarton drin? lol Herrlich.

  • @TinyJamako
    @TinyJamako Před 6 měsíci +248

    as a German person I feel an obligation to explain the memes..
    3:30 we have the sandman, Bernd the bread (yes, we're THAT German), the mouse from Sendung mit der Maus and Löwenzahn (dandylion) on the kid's TV program "Kika" (kinderkanal, children's channel)
    4:43 lamp shower translates to Duschlampe which would sound like "du Schlampe" which translates to "you bitch"
    7:20 ich_iel means irl (ich I'm echten Leben) this subreddit has a habit of translating meme formats literally for additional humor
    9:08 I think Hausis is supposed to mean Hausmeister as in janitor (meaning the mods)
    9:39 in Germany you can drink light alcohol with 16. I hate it, I don't drink alcohol, but that's the way it is.
    The picture is either apple juice, fake, or irresponsible
    it's not illegal to drink outside of your house but if people noticed young children drinking they would definitely talk to the parents
    10:43 ok that has to be fake. nobody can be that stupid to put China and Australia in Europe and to think that Russia is that small and Poland is that big
    12:23 it would also be bad for the climate
    13:05 we don't make sandwiches, we schmier das Brot
    in Germany it would be a sin to call American sandwiches bread. they are sandwich slices, nothing more. I don't like every bread here in Germany but some are quite tasty, whereas sandwich slices taste of little

    • @cyrx-glg-1675
      @cyrx-glg-1675 Před 6 měsíci +46

      Pretty sure 9:08 is supposed to be a literal translation from english meaning "Ich_Iel Homies be like here we go again"

    • @sickaholic
      @sickaholic Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@cyrx-glg-1675exactly! And ich_iel translates to me_irl.

    • @mirkofritzen7268
      @mirkofritzen7268 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Jup Home wie Haus und das is mit rein

    • @xuxa1015
      @xuxa1015 Před 6 měsíci +22

      Maybe I’m taking this a bit too far, but isn’t the lamp shower meme actually a reference to the .. gas showers ? That’s why the german reaction in the picture is so grim. 🤷‍♀️

    • @sickaholic
      @sickaholic Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@xuxa1015 exactly

  • @youkinder1837
    @youkinder1837 Před 8 měsíci +3349

    You know what you need? A good German friend sitting next and explaining to you.
    The next German is statistically nearer than the next dollar bill.

    • @michaelgoetze2103
      @michaelgoetze2103 Před 8 měsíci +29

      May not help. I've been living in South Africa for 25 years and I don't get half the memes.

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha Před 8 měsíci +93

      i am german and dont get most of those memes. you have to be a certain age and social group as well.

    • @maxa4800
      @maxa4800 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Hi, you found the guy, me

    • @Shazed39
      @Shazed39 Před 8 měsíci +3

      usually the comments explains the meme aswell

    • @jamespotter9683
      @jamespotter9683 Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@robopechai understand all of them

  • @RHShavi
    @RHShavi Před 8 měsíci +1815

    For your explanation. A 'shower lamp' has the german word 'Duschlampe' which with different permutation/pronounciation becomes an insult by saying 'Du schlampe' -> 'You whore'
    So much for the Shower meme :) No german will go tell that to their mothers. *flies away*

    • @gnommg
      @gnommg Před 8 měsíci +296

      I thought it was a reference to the dangers of taking a shower in German ruled areas 80 years ago.

    • @emawood5518
      @emawood5518 Před 8 měsíci +150

      Danke, ich hatte es nicht kapiert 😂😂😂

    • @marie-thereswelte7281
      @marie-thereswelte7281 Před 8 měsíci +66

      @@emawood5518 ich auch nicht. Drum bin ich direkt in die Kommentare 🤣🤣🤣

    • @walkir2662
      @walkir2662 Před 8 měsíci

      More "you slut", but yeah.

    • @Micha-qv5uf
      @Micha-qv5uf Před 8 měsíci +161

      Ich dachte auch das wär irgendeine KZ Referenz xD

  • @hannah.christin_.9072
    @hannah.christin_.9072 Před 7 měsíci +27

    As a German I genuinely love these reactions of Americans to German stuff it's funny to me and very entertaining! Thanks for this it's amazing keep it up! Love from Germany ❤️

  • @autarchprinceps
    @autarchprinceps Před 7 měsíci +17

    German houses don't typically have dry wall, not in the sense your thinking of at the very least. Depending on where exactly the wall is, it is most likely you will be hitting against either full on steel reinforced concrete in critical load bearing spots or in the majority of places aerated concrete blocks. Doesn't really make a difference when concerning your hand. They are covered in wallpaper without a big air gap to punch into, so yes it is literally like punching into concrete, even if it doesn't look like naked concrete. On the outside you then additionally typically have stone wool or something insulating like that, and a protective and decorative brick wall infront of that again. And no you shouldn't punch those bricks either. Again typically red brick or something similar in strength, so you are not going to do anything to that wall.

  • @nudelsalat641
    @nudelsalat641 Před 8 měsíci +1195

    We can't call American sandwitch "bread", our bread is something sacred to us Germans😂

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 Před 8 měsíci +13

      Truly, you won't even find toast bread like that in the states. The toast bread here in Austria is more like a styrofoam loaf. I guess Wonder Bread in the states is shaped like that, but it is as soft and squishy as anything of flour and yeast can be. Actually, when you toast many of the breads in the states they have a very nice texture and flavor, but not all, for sure. I'm talking about ones that you can get from a bakery section of a store. Smith's in Nevada used to carry a rustic sun-dried tomato bread that was to die for. ...... Okay, maybe I should qualify that by saying that I haven't had bread in the states in at least 10 years.

    • @theredjar495
      @theredjar495 Před 7 měsíci +11

      We have like 3 milion types of bred over here and some like the Brezel you can't even get everywhere

    • @horror-game_lover7401
      @horror-game_lover7401 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Weißbrot

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@CabinFever52idk what you're rambling about, that bread to us is low tier on bread not only cuz it's vile and flavourless but also because it's so highly unhealthy to eat. At that point just eat chips instead of that type of bread. Whole grain bread taste soooo much better and is also very healthy for you

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 Před 7 měsíci

      @@UnkownWonders , idk what you're talking about. I have never eaten USA Wonder Bread, but you can pretty much poke it in the grocery stores and it will behave like doing the same to the Pillsbury Dough Boy (maybe you aren't familiar with those ads, but he is squishy). But thank you for suggesting that my point of view is "rambling"... Have a nice day.

  • @EdwinMartin
    @EdwinMartin Před 8 měsíci +679

    “I know German houses are made from brick, but what are your walls made of?” 🤔

    • @Hulgah
      @Hulgah Před 8 měsíci +106

      Brick

    • @RustyBear
      @RustyBear Před 7 měsíci +56

      American walls are made from wood or sometimes even harden cardboard 💀😎

    • @donfluffles8727
      @donfluffles8727 Před 7 měsíci +36

      The Infinity Stone XD

    • @Moondragon1234
      @Moondragon1234 Před 7 měsíci +89

      Not also brick... my House in Germany, the walls are made with concrete. 😉 They could easy broke your Hand 😁👍

    • @oliwierbroda2575
      @oliwierbroda2575 Před 7 měsíci +24

      ​@@Moondragon1234same in Poland. However mein has decorational layer of concrete.

  • @rotsteinkatze3267
    @rotsteinkatze3267 Před 7 měsíci +8

    (second meme) As a german i too needed a while to figure it out. The pictures are intentionally weirdly chosen. It's all shows from the childrens channel.
    Top left is the sandman, a very old show that many kids watch before bedtime.
    Top right, the channel is not active at night, but there are a few episodes of "Bernd das Brot" (Bernd the bread) looping during the night.
    Bottom left is the Sendung mit der Maus (show with the mice). An educational childrens programm runing since before the berlin wall fell and still geting a new episode every sunday.
    Bottom right is Löwenzahn, a mix of educational and detective show.
    Everyone in Germany knows these shows since they run longer then many can think. These shows are running on publicly funded channels, therefore only care about entertaining and educating children and running completely ad free.

    • @marrykurie48
      @marrykurie48 Před měsícem

      Show with the mouse. Mice wäre Mehrzahl (Plural).

  • @kiwi-assassin4368
    @kiwi-assassin4368 Před 7 měsíci +8

    14:40 the joke is that the sentence makes no gramatically sense in german

  • @jonasbassermann6723
    @jonasbassermann6723 Před 8 měsíci +647

    walls here are made out of brickstone or concrete

    • @spitefulwar
      @spitefulwar Před 8 měsíci +16

      Famously idolized by ZZ Top in their hit "Concrete and Steel"

    • @pascalnitsche8746
      @pascalnitsche8746 Před 8 měsíci +56

      In some cases even steel reinforced concrete. I have friends who often hit steel when drilling a hole :)
      Sometimes you get drywall too though - but that’s not super common.

    • @MrHerrS
      @MrHerrS Před 8 měsíci +19

      That‘s just partly correct. Most older houses are made out of bricks and yes, also the inner walls are made out of bricks. But many of the newer houses also uses drywall for the inner walls. So you never know until you punch them 😂

    • @AlexGys9
      @AlexGys9 Před 8 měsíci +10

      indeed, and on those solid brick walls there is usually a thin layer of some sort of chalk-mix applied to make them smooth so they can be painted.

    • @wolf310ii
      @wolf310ii Před 8 měsíci

      do you mean brickstone like watery water?

  • @echtertill
    @echtertill Před 8 měsíci +1513

    Suggestion: Stream your reactions live on twitch. German people could explain the memes live and you would not have to wait for comments on youtube.

    • @holzvvrm7718
      @holzvvrm7718 Před 7 měsíci +67

      This. Please do this. Those memes are just way too specific to tackle with google translator ^^

    • @hallo100
      @hallo100 Před 7 měsíci +5

      As a German I don't need to do that

    • @user-tb2uh2xh1w
      @user-tb2uh2xh1w Před 7 měsíci +8

      Being oblivious/unknowledgeable and asking naiv questions is his way of generating traffic for the algorythm. He could also just google some stuff, but then we wouldn't write as much in the comments.

    • @avysark2034
      @avysark2034 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I find that it's more fun this way and somewhat smarter too because one thinks about those things more, over a longer period of time, before eventually getting an answer and connecting the dots.

    • @Patrik6920
      @Patrik6920 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@avysark2034 ..hes US American...

  • @matthiaskolley1048
    @matthiaskolley1048 Před 7 měsíci +4

    "Löwenzahn" was the best and most interesting series as a kid. Awesome.

  • @R4ndomcosplayer
    @R4ndomcosplayer Před 5 měsíci +3

    For those who don’t understand the 2nd meme, KiKa is a tv channel, the Santa image represents a show called „sand Männchen“
    The bread image is firstly a bread out of a german store called Rewe, and it represents a show called „Bernd das Brot“ . It always comes at Sendeschluss (meaning at night one episode will keep repeating)
    The 3rd image is easy, it’s a knowledge show called die Maus.
    Die Maus often has some little adventures between the episodes including her friend der Elefant.
    The 4th image is a Löwenzahn, in Germany it’s a show about a dog with white black fur that goes on adventures, I can’t tell everything since I didn’t see it in a long time.
    (Written by a German)

  • @jupiter2668
    @jupiter2668 Před 8 měsíci +546

    😂 It's not the fact that it's sliced that makes it American Sandwich-"bread" , it is the fact that it's white, full of sugar, doesn't really have a crust etc... that gives it its name. You probably know alreasy that Germans are very proud about their bread😅. This is not usually considered to be bread but called "Toast".

    • @wolf310ii
      @wolf310ii Před 8 měsíci +12

      No, its simply the size, it doesnt use the american ingridients, nor these amounts of sugar.

    • @PattisKarriereKarten
      @PattisKarriereKarten Před 8 měsíci +19

      Actually the distinguishing factor between German toast and American Ssndwich bread is the size of the slices. American Sandwich slices are way bigger.

    • @WoWHunterkari
      @WoWHunterkari Před 8 měsíci +18

      @@PattisKarriereKartenthis. Also you can’t put toast in a sandwichmaker but you can put sandwich in a toaster. Hubby learned it the hard way, he’s banned from our kitchen since the cheese incident…

    • @mememoments2779
      @mememoments2779 Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@wolf310ii actually it is. The size has nothing to do.
      As much as we eat asian food here thats still different than in asia we eat american bread thats not the same as in america.
      its their food but made for our tastings.
      thats literally what every country does to food in other lands. make it taste better for the people there

    • @solaccursio
      @solaccursio Před 8 měsíci +2

      same here in Italy, one thing is "pane" (bread"), another is "toast" (sliced factory made bread). they are different things. You have lunch and dinner with bread on the table, you use toast bread for toasts (usually with ham and cheese, toasted)

  • @Kivas_Fajo
    @Kivas_Fajo Před 8 měsíci +345

    Left kid drinks a Apfel-Schorle, right kid drinks pure apple juice.
    Looks like beer? Yes, it does actually.

    • @oklaftrahlegne7298
      @oklaftrahlegne7298 Před 8 měsíci +13

      It also looks like something else...

    • @Kivas_Fajo
      @Kivas_Fajo Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@oklaftrahlegne7298 Yeah, I see what you did here!
      It definitely looks like...something else in various states of dehydration. ^^

    • @Matty0311MMS
      @Matty0311MMS Před 8 měsíci +20

      "Apfel Schorle" is a mixture of apple juice and sparkling water. A "Schorle" is the name we have for any drink, that is mixed with sparkling water. Some people like a "Weißwein Schorle" (white wine "Schorle"), but under no circumstances should you drink an "Orangenschorle". That just tastes like spoiled orange juice.

    • @MacHorz
      @MacHorz Před 8 měsíci

      or alchohol free beer

    • @tobiaseder5945
      @tobiaseder5945 Před 8 měsíci +2

      If you watched the original video this is from you can see them a few seconds later with a water in their hands and not the beers

  • @baum479
    @baum479 Před 6 měsíci +2

    at 3:35 the pictures do mean characters of kika, a childrens show in germany.
    The characters meant are:
    1.Der Sandmann (Sandman)
    2.Bernd das Brot (Bernd the Bread)
    3.Die Sendung mit der Maus (The series with the mouse)
    4.Löwenzahn (Dandelion)
    Google the german name and look at a translated explanation

  • @Samira._.222
    @Samira._.222 Před 2 měsíci +2

    From the age of 14, you can drink alcohol up to 15% at home and with permission of your Parents. From the age of 16 you can also drink outside etc.

  • @titustaddhaustaddltentakel9987
    @titustaddhaustaddltentakel9987 Před 7 měsíci +838

    Ryan, please google german bread types. I wanna see you reacting to our bread. Then you might understand why we don't call your "bread" bread but sandwich toast.

    • @marie9014
      @marie9014 Před 7 měsíci +17

      I actually think he already knows about it, it's a common known fact/culture difference and he just plays dumb.
      I enjoy his videos but sometimes his reactions don't seem to be real.

    • @mweskamppp
      @mweskamppp Před 7 měsíci +9

      Or american card board.

    • @_somebody_-
      @_somebody_- Před 7 měsíci +1

      gute idee

    • @spockeyart3172
      @spockeyart3172 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Actually its not common knowledge at all. Met so many Americans and Australians who have no idea what bread might be. They only thinl of pumpernickel, but don't get the idea of hundreds kinds of German bread :(

    • @marie9014
      @marie9014 Před 7 měsíci

      For people who actively learn about Germany (and he has many Videos about Germany) he probably has heard of it before. Of course people don't have to know about it if they know little about Germany, but if you look up the most common differences between Germany and USA for example, you will stumble across this fact. I just wanted to point out that he may already knows about it.

  • @myeramimclerie7869
    @myeramimclerie7869 Před 8 měsíci +487

    petition for Ryan to do one of those geography tests where you have to klick on countries in Europe.

    • @sibyllehildebrandt5462
      @sibyllehildebrandt5462 Před 7 měsíci +11

      I subscribe for this 😂

    • @shortposeidon
      @shortposeidon Před 7 měsíci +11

      Signed

    • @semagoldstein
      @semagoldstein Před 7 měsíci +1

      Ez

    • @stephanvolkl3701
      @stephanvolkl3701 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Judging by what I have already seen from him, he wouldn't qualify as a complete fool. I actually think he would be in the same range as the average European. He definitively wouldn't make it into one of those "Look at them, they are sooo dumb" shows.

  • @Battlehammer333
    @Battlehammer333 Před měsícem +1

    ich_iel has this weird habit of literally translating English slang words into German in a way that doesn't make sense until you translate it back.
    So, in this case, "hausis" is supposed to mean "homies" (home=haus), even though "hausis" is not a German word. That's also why translate apps often fail on these captions.

  • @HonkaiHistory
    @HonkaiHistory Před měsícem

    The good thing about walls being steel and concrete is that when theres a fire, it stays contained to that room or apartment. Since large buildings with multiple stories and tenants are much more common in europe, you dont want the whole thing burning down because 1 person living in the first floor fell asleep with a lit cigarette

  • @Matty0311MMS
    @Matty0311MMS Před 8 měsíci +322

    The ich_iel subreddit is filled with "wrong" german words and grammar, because people transliterate english words to german, and sometimes keep the english grammar.
    the word "Hausis" means "homies" (I've seen it as "Zuhausies" or "Heimies" too), because "home" means "Heim" / "Zuhause" / "Haus" in german. The rest of the text is completely english grammar (so incorrect in german), with the words just translated.

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ Před 8 měsíci +24

      That's actually so cool!
      I'm gonna start calling my german friend my hausi

    • @say_whuat
      @say_whuat Před 8 měsíci +24

      Ich habs echt nicht kapiert 😅 Danke für die Erklärung!

    • @walkir2662
      @walkir2662 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@AlexEEZthat'S what we called the school janitor (from Hausmeister)

    • @Matty0311MMS
      @Matty0311MMS Před 8 měsíci +26

      @say_whuat
      And "Mei-Meis" are "memes", because "me" is "mir / mich / mein" in german.
      (Also "ich_iel" is the translation of "me_irl" - "in real life" = "im echten Leben")

    • @Orbitalbomb
      @Orbitalbomb Před 8 měsíci +5

      Meaning “ich_ich Homies be like” and “oh shit here we go again”

  • @axbrax5697
    @axbrax5697 Před 8 měsíci +364

    Bro you need to stream these, everyone in chat would explain it immediately.

  • @lakai2305
    @lakai2305 Před 6 měsíci +1

    What our walls are made of? They are friggin massive concrete as it should be! 😂

  • @Perry_Rhodan
    @Perry_Rhodan Před 5 měsíci +1

    to Timestamp 2:55 -- First: Santa means = Sandmännchen, 2. means = Bernd das Brot, 3. means = Sendung mit der Maus, 4. means = Löwenzahn on TV

  • @applescooper
    @applescooper Před 8 měsíci +361

    It's always funny to see Ryan struggle to translate a word back to English that has been translated literally into German by the ich_iel community. Like homies ares translated to Hausis. Which isn't a real word in German
    And the second meme was about German kids TV shows (the Sandman, Bernd das Brot, Sendung mit der Maus (show with the mouse) and Löwenzahn)

    • @stefanschleidt3789
      @stefanschleidt3789 Před 8 měsíci +29

      hmmm ... on the first picture i thought it could be also "Weihnachtsmann und Co KG"

    • @whoareyou-oh5vy
      @whoareyou-oh5vy Před 8 měsíci +19

      But Hausis is a short form for homework in german tho

    • @tobyk.4911
      @tobyk.4911 Před 8 měsíci +11

      ​@@stefanschleidt3789Is this a TV Show in Kika? Anyway, there is probably no German TV show about Weihnachtsmann, Santa Claus or Nikolaus that would be even remotely as well known as "Sandmann" - and there's a lot of Sand in this picture. we're looking here at a reference to a German children TV show that is famous enough to be listed together with "Sendung mit der Maus" and "Löwenzahn" - so, in my opinion that's surely "Unser Sandmännchen"

    • @Wildcard71
      @Wildcard71 Před 8 měsíci +1

      If you call them "Heimies", it will remind of _Mini-Max._

    • @nina-thi
      @nina-thi Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@tobyk.4911I assumed it was Beutolomäus, that’s the only kika show with a Santa I know

  • @Aaron-zg7jz
    @Aaron-zg7jz Před 8 měsíci +353

    Walls here in germany are either made of stone or drywall but behind the drywall we mostly have OSB (wooden plates) wich helps to stiff out the building and it makes the walls way more robust to resist angry punches :D

    • @BlueFlash215
      @BlueFlash215 Před 8 měsíci +32

      This heavily depends when your house was built and how it was built.
      We don't have any drywall+OSB in our house. We know a couple that has the upper floor remodeled, after they got kids. They've built it themselves and used drywall and OSB but it's terrible for noise insulation, just like American houses.

    • @Aaron-zg7jz
      @Aaron-zg7jz Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@BlueFlash215 depends how its done in older houses its difficult to get a good noise insulation because the most parts are already constructed and if you just place some walls the sound can still easily travel through the floor or other not noise insulated objects. But if its done correctly it is indeed quiet. ( Sure massive building structure does more for conversation noise canceling )

    • @reinhard8053
      @reinhard8053 Před 8 měsíci +11

      My house (older) has brick walls. There was a soft wall to divide a room made from OSB and a wooden frame (which I found our later). I tried it with a sledge hammer and didn't get more then a small dent. I needed to saw a hole into it so that I could use more tools to break it down. Took me hours until everything was gone.

    • @itskyansaro
      @itskyansaro Před 8 měsíci +16

      I didn't even know that any Housing construction used drywall, if it's not being put in later to maybe split a room or something. I only know homes with solid Brick walls.

    • @reinhard8053
      @reinhard8053 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@itskyansaro My old appartment had one drywall. But that was only a sound barrier in front of the hard wall of the neighbouring appartement.

  • @juliameyer10313
    @juliameyer10313 Před 7 měsíci +1

    fun fact "The best thing since sliced bread" is kinda everything because sliced bread is the reason american bread sucks. The amount of preservatives and sugars in american bread came to make sliced bread sellable.

  • @ichbinderauto-fan4151
    @ichbinderauto-fan4151 Před 7 měsíci

    The Kika Kindheitshelden are: - Der Sandmann (when he puts sand in your kid eyes you will sleep)
    - Bernd das Brot (it is a bread which speaks and is very depressed)
    - Sendung mit der Maus (The mouse is only the 'Maskottchen', you can watch this every sunday and you can learn many things there)
    - Löwenzahn (You learn many things (e. g. flowers, smartphones, computers, police, ...) with the main character 'Fritz Fuchs'

  • @silke5751
    @silke5751 Před 8 měsíci +117

    The kids are not drinking alcohol, looks like a cup of Apfelschorle (Apple juice with water) 😄🍻

    • @the_real_THlNG
      @the_real_THlNG Před 8 měsíci +11

      Sprudelwasser um exakt zu sein

    • @LOLMGS
      @LOLMGS Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@the_real_THlNGgenau

    • @Nexus20060
      @Nexus20060 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Sprudelwasser = sparkling water

  • @P_Elli09
    @P_Elli09 Před 8 měsíci +76

    The ich bin ein Berliner meme was funny cause a “Berliner” is a German Pastry similar to a doughnut. So it was pretty funny when John F. Kennedy said “All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of this city of West Berlin. Therefore, as a free man, I am proud to be able to say: Ich bin ein Berliner". Which also said I’m a doughnut. I wasn’t alive back then and my father wasn’t neither, he was on the wrong side anyway, but this speech is pretty famous. And the comment was funny cause if he held that speech in Hamburg (the second biggest city in Germany) he would have said “Ich bin ein Hamburger”.
    If I said something wrong feel free to correct me. I’m a 13 year old girl and still in school so I just explained why and how I know about this.🙂

    • @pascalnitsche8746
      @pascalnitsche8746 Před 8 měsíci +14

      Fun fact: in Berlin itself that pastry is called an“Pfannkuchen“ (pancake) and in the south it’s also called „Krapfen“ - there are probably more names.
      From the context it is clear what he meant though and was totally correct German. There are some good videos explaining the misconception that he had said „I’m a jelly filled doughnut“ but that it was correctly understood to mean „I am a person of Berlin“

    • @lamaglama6231
      @lamaglama6231 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@pascalnitsche8746Agree I just wanted to write basically the same.

    • @stephenlee5929
      @stephenlee5929 Před 8 měsíci +5

      As a non German, who 'witnessed' (via TV) the quote, your comment is pretty much how many Brits understood it at the time.

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha Před 8 měsíci +11

      the joke is, that the person thought, if he was in hamburg, he would have said "ich bin ein hamburger." and that is funny, because a hamburger is a food item. but the actual joke is, that the person did not know that a berliner is a food item too!

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Well, the trouble is, over the years there has come up this myth that what Kennedy said was wrong. Or that people understood the wrong thing from it. Which is not true. What he said was correctly phrased and everyone understood perfectly what was meant. It just happens to be that the same word is also used for a pastry similar to a doughnut in parts of Germany.

  • @dennism382
    @dennism382 Před měsícem

    As for the "Kindheitshelden":
    All of them are TV-shows for Kids
    1) I don´t know
    2) "Bernd das Brot" a Speaking loaf of Bread, with human attributes
    3) "Sendung mit der Maus", some sort of Science show for Kids
    3) "Löwenzahn", another sort of science show for kids
    Another one, the one about JFK:
    A Berliner is:
    a) someone who lives in Berlin
    b) some sort of a Donut (not the same, but similiar)
    So, if JFK would have hold his speech elsewhere, he would have told us, he is a donut.
    The same goes for Hamburg (someone who lives in Hamburg, and the best selling product of McDonalds)

  • @bnane42
    @bnane42 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Hausis is just slang, roughly translated, it would mean: "ich_iel(german equivalent to me_irl) people be like: ah sh*t, here we go again"

  • @nythala
    @nythala Před 8 měsíci +160

    "it's better to be pissed off then pissed on" 😂 here in Germany we say "besser arm dran, als Bein ab" which literally translates to "better to have the arm connected to oneself, than the leg detached". But "arm dran" also has the double meaning of "being in a bad situation".

    • @couch_turtle
      @couch_turtle Před 7 měsíci +48

      Isn’t it: “Besser arm drank, als Arm ab?”

    • @mssarahmr
      @mssarahmr Před 7 měsíci +40

      Kenne es nur als "Besser arm dran als Arm ab"

    • @ikarus2379
      @ikarus2379 Před 7 měsíci +8

      Ach das ist doch Jacke wie Hose 😅 lieber arm dran als arm ab ist meiner Meinung richtig.Wobei sich das arm dran auf Armut bezieht lieber kein Geld als kein arm quasi

    • @philipphoffmann8929
      @philipphoffmann8929 Před 7 měsíci +8

      ​​@@ikarus2379 ist eigentlich nicht egal, das ist ein wortspiel und das verliert jede Bedeutung, damit jeden witz, wenn man die schlüsselwörter austauscht. Deshalb gehen in synchros auch sehr viele wortwitze einfach verloren, weil man es eben nicht einfach übersetzen kann, ist hier fast dasselbe

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Arm dran means being poor because arm also means poor and dran means being

  • @lamaglama6231
    @lamaglama6231 Před 8 měsíci +312

    A lot of people have already commented on the kennedy meme. While there is a doughnut like pastry called Berliner, it is not called that way in Berlin. And since Kennedy's speech was in Berlin, pretty much nobody there would have thought he is thinking he is a pastry. The joke with Hamburg still works nicely though

    • @bresrk
      @bresrk Před 8 měsíci +37

      Ach so. Ich dachte weil er dann ein Hamburger wäre

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha Před 8 měsíci +46

      i think the joke also is that the comment comes from a non-german person, finding it funny, that he would call himself a hamburger then, a food item, not knowing that a berliner is a food item too!

    • @prodbysen
      @prodbysen Před 8 měsíci +20

      Not only in berlin they are called pfannkuchen
      In the whole of east germany they are called pfannkuchen too, just like the inventor called them himself because he fried them in a big pan
      he was from berlin, so as another cook book printed his recipe they called it "Berliner Pfannkuchen" in it
      which west germany shortened to berliner
      while berlin & east germany kept pfannkuchen

    • @KaeptnTerror
      @KaeptnTerror Před 8 měsíci +10

      ​@@prodbysenyes, and the Hamburger was invented when a Hamburger Steak made from cheap grounded up beef cuts (now called Burger Pattie) was served between two slices of bread so that it can be eaten without any cutlery by the Hamburg habor workers.
      So the hamburger got his name from the Hamburger Steak it contains.

    • @henningth.3704
      @henningth.3704 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Alle Berliner sind mit Marmelade gefüllt 😄

  • @Quietscherobbe
    @Quietscherobbe Před 2 měsíci

    About JFK: He said in his speach "Ich bin ein Berliner" which translates: I am a donutlike dessert. His mistake was using the article 'ein', because in german you don't use it, if you want to point out which town you're from. Usually you would say 'Ich komme/bin aus Berlin' which is 'I am from Berlin', but you could also say 'Ich bin Berliner.' like you might say I'm a New Yorker. In English you use ther article in German you don't. More confusion: in Berlin you don't even call the dessert Berliner, but Pfannkuchen (which is pancake). It looks and tastes pretty much like donuts. Just without the hole.

  • @mcskyer5039
    @mcskyer5039 Před 7 měsíci +1

    9:40 yes it is illegal. You can drink alcohol since 14 years old with permission of your parents.

  • @Fluffy_666
    @Fluffy_666 Před 7 měsíci +393

    Our walls are, as you correctly stated, made from bricks. And on the inside of the houses they are „verputzt“ which basically means that we smear loads of plaster on them to get them smooth and even. Punching a wall in a german house is a very bad idea indeed XD

    • @HalloTschuess
      @HalloTschuess Před 7 měsíci +27

      Plus behind the "Putz" there is often a wooden board about half an inch thick.

    • @morti9324
      @morti9324 Před 7 měsíci +19

      a lot of buildings are build with concrete too

    • @niemand6172
      @niemand6172 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Some Walls are Made of concret ans some are just hollow (still hurts)

    • @AvB.83
      @AvB.83 Před 7 měsíci +6

      A lot of porous concrete (which I to this day only knew as "Ytong", which apparently is just a brand name for it) as well. Basically spongy concrete bricks. Less than half the density of normal concrete, so even huge bricks are quite easy to move around. If you're Mike Tyson or Eddie Hall, you could probably punch a hole in them as well, steel capped boots might leave a dent, but they are definitly 99% child proof 😅

    • @mweskamppp
      @mweskamppp Před 7 měsíci +2

      In my upper floor i have walls from Rigips like the americans. But in ground floor i tried to fix the skirting (fussbodenleiste) with nails and got sparks and the nail flying around. Had to glue it.

  • @CallMePerky
    @CallMePerky Před 7 měsíci +311

    Hello, here to answer your questions/provide context
    2:06 - You already said it, we have brick walls. Sometimes our inner walls which aren't statically relevant are made out of wood covered in plasterboard
    2:56 - Those are oversimplified representations of TV shows we watched as children. The text above specifically mentions KIKA, which stands for "Kinderkanal", a TV station for kids.
    So there was:
    - one show about Santa and his talking sack experiencing the christmas time together
    - one show about a depressed loaf of bread called "Bernd" and his friends
    - one show called "Sendung mit der Maus" (show with the mouse) which was educational and explained things like "What does a carpenter do" or "How does a door lock work" etc.
    - and lastly a show called "Loewenzahn" (dandelion) which pictured the life of some dude named Peter Lustig who always happened to come across something interesting and, once again, educational.
    4:38 - I'm not 100% sure on that one, maybe the title provides some context. But my best guess is that the translation of shower lamp would be "Duschlampe". Now that's a word we used to trick other kids back in elementary school, since "Du Schl*mpe" (the same word but with a space added) means "you wh*re"
    6:40 - 1) It's called Hamburg, not Hamburg. (your second attempt was closer to being correct. You pronounce the a like you'd pronounce the u in "pun", but you pronounce the u like oo in "food")
    2) If he was in Hamburg, he would've said "Ich bin ein Hamburger" - I am a Hamburger. You know? Like the food?
    8:27 - the german subreddit ich_iel likes translating english memes word for word but in a literal way. Hard to explain. So "homies" gets translated to "Hausis" (home = haus). That's why your translation app wasn't able to understand. It basically says "Ich_iel homies be like: Aw shit, here we go again", referring to them knowing, that you'll giggle over their memes.
    9:50 - the alcohol laws are a little more complex. So until you're 14 it's illegal to buy alcohol and to consume it in public. Once you're 14 you still can't buy alcohol, but you're allowed to consume it in public if your parents are with you and allow it. Once you're 16 you can buy "soft" alcohol like beer and wine and consume it on your own and once you're 18 you can buy and drink whatever, whenever and wherever you like
    13:07 - well, germany loves it's bread. And what we call bread is far from toast. It's the darker, rounder, healthier kind of bread. So to differentiate, this is american sandwich bread, I guess. (Going full circle to the heart attacks meme)
    14:30 - You're "infiltrating" the subreddit by reacting to the content. You're spying on them.
    Hope this helped. XOXO

    • @Viel_Glueck
      @Viel_Glueck Před 7 měsíci +26

      I'd say 6:40 isn't the entire truth it's only 50%. The other thing is that in some parts of Germany a "Berliner" is the name of a food (I think it's doughnut in english) that has many different names depending on the region. in bavaria it's called "Krapfen", in Berlin it's called "Pfannkuchen", etc. Hamburg is a city in which the doughnut(?) is called Berliner so no matter whether he said ich bin ein Berliner or ich bin ein Hamburger, both would've been something to eat

    • @CallMePerky
      @CallMePerky Před 7 měsíci +5

      Well, then the joke about it being a good thing that he wasn't in Hamburg doesn't make too much sense, does it? I feel like it's about the international audience and everyone recognizing "hamburger" as something you order at McDonalds, while only germans know what a Berliner is. Good point though, I did miss that.

    • @frederminoke4301
      @frederminoke4301 Před 7 měsíci +11

      4:38 Maybe it has something to do with Na#i Germany and the light maybe symbolising the hatch that gets opened to dump the "chemicals" into the showers

    • @yume3001
      @yume3001 Před 7 měsíci +1

      13:07 you have different sizes of sandwich bread. American is much bigger. I think that the joke is really American Sandwich are made in Germany.

    • @Patrick_Ellgass
      @Patrick_Ellgass Před 7 měsíci +11

      I think "Schlampe" is actually "slut" in english whereas "whore" would translate to "Hure" in german
      Anyways thank you for explaining it to him

  • @Applekuchenthetasty
    @Applekuchenthetasty Před 7 měsíci

    I love that he doesn’t get the second meme ….Santa playing in the sand is the show “der sandman” that we watched late at night before going to bed, the sliced bread is referring to the show “Bernd das Brot” and is like a late night show that ran on a loop on the children channel so the channel didn’t just had nothing to stream late at night when the children where in bed 😂 the third picture of a mouse reference the show ….”die Sendung mit der Maus” it’s a very straightforward name and it is like an animated little comedy and facts show for children to learn and laugh. The last picture with the dandelion is the show “ Löwenzahn” (that is dandelion in German) a show about explaining, educating and exploring just all kind of stuff. The show was hosted by Peter lustig, a very much loved actor by nearly every democratic and age… he sadly died in 2016 and with him a little bit of the spirit of the show died, but the show is still being produced today now with a new host. That’s it for now from me about the meme at 3:20

  • @yasmin7903
    @yasmin7903 Před 12 dny

    In Hamburg they call a filled donut a Berliner, that's why "Ich bin ein Berliner" would mean 'I am a donut' there.
    In Berlin those same donuts are called "Pfannkuchen" , which literally translates to pancake! Almost everywhere else Pfannkuchen are simply pancakes.

  • @Mike_Sierra_2711
    @Mike_Sierra_2711 Před 7 měsíci +137

    Fun fact: The original actor of the german kids TV-show "Löwenzahn" ("dandelion" from the KiKa meme) was also the sound technician responsible for the broadcast of the JFK speech in Berlin from the other meme. His name was Peter Lustig.

    • @n4tural....te4
      @n4tural....te4 Před 7 měsíci +8

      And the newer one I think his name is Fritz Fuchs is in my opinion worse than our original and iconic guy Peter Lustig.

    • @Flopcopp
      @Flopcopp Před 7 měsíci +4

      Well that's indeed a good funfact.. I didn't know that😂
      Ty

    • @Nick_ID_1VFXArtist_und_Cutter
      @Nick_ID_1VFXArtist_und_Cutter Před 7 měsíci +6

      “Peter Lustig“ is “Peter Funny“ in english, it couldn't have been fitting better😅🎉❤

    • @MegazockerxD
      @MegazockerxD Před 6 měsíci +3

      Größter Ehrenmann. Warum gibt's noch kein Peter Lustig Denkmal?

    • @alexbeck7493
      @alexbeck7493 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@MegazockerxD Der Bauwagen ist das Denkmal

  • @tiomball
    @tiomball Před 8 měsíci +28

    4:40 The German word would be "Duschlampe" from "Dusche" meaning shower and "Lampe" meaning lamp. But the words "Du Schlampe" means "you b*tch", so you don't wanna say "Duschlampe", in special to your mum, because it could easy be misunderstood.

    • @leader_nich7998
      @leader_nich7998 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Yep....

    • @faultier407
      @faultier407 Před 7 měsíci

      I think there is another reference meant. From a Time we Germans are not proud of.

    • @Milkymalk
      @Milkymalk Před 7 měsíci +2

      I don't think they had lamps in there and the part with telling your mother makes no sense.@@faultier407

  • @linaschneider3249
    @linaschneider3249 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hey I’m German and I will explain u the Kika thing. Kika is a to show. And the Santa show is you know like a Christmas show, the bread is a show named „Bernd das Brot“ (Bernd the bread), the mouse is a show called „Sendung mit der Maus“ (Show with the mouse) and the flower show is called „Löwenzahn“ it’s a show with a dog. My fav show of these is „Löwenzahn“ and I think Bernd das Brot is scary😅

  • @Joana_Raupe
    @Joana_Raupe Před 5 měsíci +1

    9:35 In Germany you can drink at 16 and with your parents at 14😊😂

  • @tl1897
    @tl1897 Před 8 měsíci +113

    We also have dry walls in Germany, but the are mostly used to change the shade of a room, or to seperate them into two rooms. Normally the walls are made from Brick.

    • @zero.Identity
      @zero.Identity Před 8 měsíci +1

      or if your walls are so shit you gotta cover up

    • @demonmen7952
      @demonmen7952 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Normally these days they a made out of concrete or, if you really lucky, made out of something called "steel concrete" I don't know of what it's made of but it's basically as strong as steel. Also or doors regularly have a 3 millimeter steel sheet in them. So

    • @lox4482
      @lox4482 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@demonmen7952 alle Beton Bauten beinhalten Stahl soweit ich weiß, auch jene die Fertig zusammen gebaut sind wie zB Plattenbauten. Denn Ohne Stahl, hat das Beton nicht die Festigkeit so ein Gebilde zu halten.

    • @zero.Identity
      @zero.Identity Před 8 měsíci

      @@demonmen7952 well now you are just talking about all the buildings that have just been build or are being built. which the majority of, arent homes but businesses. and a very small minority of how much else there is still standing and the majority is living in

    • @tl1897
      @tl1897 Před 8 měsíci

      Yes, newer Buildings are made from concrete as well. Also there are some wodden houses, but thats not common. I once was i a Village near Munich, where all houses were made from wood.

  • @dietrichtrepnau7920
    @dietrichtrepnau7920 Před 8 měsíci +77

    The mouse is "Die Sendung mit der Maus" (The show with the mouse) which is a show for kids. And the Dandelion is "Löwenzahn" (Dandelion, literally: Lion's tooth), another show for kids with a lot of educational value.
    Regarding the "Ich bin ein Berliner meme": If he were in hamburg he would have said "I am a hamburger". The joke should be self-explaining in this case.
    For the ich_iel meme: There is a well known subreddit called "me_irl" (me_in_real_life) which can be literally translated to "ich_im_echten_leben". Abbreviated this becomes "ich_iel". That's why a lot of the memes of ich_iel use literal translations of english (which often sounds stupid, but funny in german). So the translation of "ICH_IEL HAUSIES SEIN WIE - OH SCHEISSE HIER GEHEN WIR WIEDER" literally means "ME_IRL HOMIES ARE LIKE - OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN"

    • @sebastianwittmeier1274
      @sebastianwittmeier1274 Před 8 měsíci +2

      For Germans it sounds bad due to English grammar similar like: "me_irl housies to be like - oh shit at this place we leave another time."

    • @larakleefeld8855
      @larakleefeld8855 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@sebastianwittmeier1274 I love how meta that is! You perfectly encapsulated the feeling of reading these posts as a german

    • @phonix6665
      @phonix6665 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I think you misunderstood the "Ich bin ein Berliner" meme, because in Berlin there is a doughnut-like pastry called Pfannkuchen, which in other parts of the german speaking world, including hamburg, is known as a "Berliner Pfannkuchen" which is shortened to "Berliner". So him saying "Ich bin ein Berliner" in Hamburg would be saying "I am a doughnut." de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berliner_Pfannkuchen

    • @sebastianwittmeier1274
      @sebastianwittmeier1274 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@phonix6665 Or I am a ham burger

  • @DNP24
    @DNP24 Před 3 měsíci

    The one called American sandwich bread actually relates to German series, that kids watched often. There was a series called "die Sendung mit der Maus", the second series simply translates to "dandelion" and the third series was called "Weihnachtsmann und Co. KG". I think the one with the sandwich bread is meant to be funny, because the brand simply says "yes!" which is typically German but at the same time it's called "American sandwich bread".

  • @nobodywilleverknow8371
    @nobodywilleverknow8371 Před 7 měsíci

    The childhood hero thing refers to 4 TV series for kids, namely the sandman (man in a red coat on a beach with sand), "Bernd das Brot", a show about a loaf of bread living through wacky and dumb stuff, "Die Sendung mit der Maus" is a show where all kinds of things are explained to kids with 3 characters, a mouse, an elephant and a duck, asking the questions or helping answering them. "Löwenzahn" is basically the same thing with a guy and his dog explaining stuff to kids, don't ask me why it's named after a dandelion.

  • @bettina_w
    @bettina_w Před 8 měsíci +75

    I grew up in a house that was build in the early 1930s. The walls were build from1 foot thick sand stone blocks :) This house was never hot in summer and it didn't cool out quickly in winter in case the heating went down. I loved this house.

  • @ilewich6407
    @ilewich6407 Před 8 měsíci +135

    The legal drinking age in germany is 14 if you drink with the allowance and in accompany of your parents. But you can online drink beer, vine and light alcoholic drinks, so no vodka, for example. If you are sixteen, you can buy and drink light alcoholic drinks on your own, and if you're 18, you can basically do whatever you want.

    • @KicKandRoll666
      @KicKandRoll666 Před 7 měsíci +1

      maybe change online to only ;)

    • @AnnieUnicorn1994
      @AnnieUnicorn1994 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Actually there's a discussion between a few politicians about the allowance at 14 should be forbidden. I don't think so.
      I mean I usually don't drink alcohol and I don't think it's a good idea to drink a lot.
      But I think a little bit of sparkling vine (maybe a half glass) would be ok once, twice or three times a year with parents around, so they're able to help in case of an emergency.
      In my opinion, it's way more dangerous for the most teenagers to drink alone at 16, because they don't know how much is to much. The others around could probably run away in case of emergency.

    • @irgendeinemichi
      @irgendeinemichi Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@AnnieUnicorn1994it's called culture:)

    • @AnnieUnicorn1994
      @AnnieUnicorn1994 Před 7 měsíci

      @@irgendeinemichi drinkers culture?

    • @tonicwater_xd
      @tonicwater_xd Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@AnnieUnicorn1994 yes drinkers culture fits it pretty well and we're so damn proud of it

  • @patriciadangel8306
    @patriciadangel8306 Před 7 měsíci

    For the second meme.
    These Pictures have a second meaning, they are all TV-Shows for childrens.
    Santa at the beach = "Sandman" (GoodNight-Bedtime-Story)
    Bread(Toast) = "Bernd das Brot" (came in the time between 9 o'clock p.m. til 6 o'clock a.m., to say that the Kids shouldn't watch TV.)
    Orange Mouse = "Die Sendung mit der Maus" (There are some storys and some Experiments, this came most at noon.)
    Dandelion = "Löwenzahn" (this are more experiments combined with a story, they are more sciene)

  • @echoesofangrygooses
    @echoesofangrygooses Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ah jes, Santa Claus inc., bert the bread, the show with the mouse and dandelions, my favourite german kidsshows

  • @fliplefrog8843
    @fliplefrog8843 Před 8 měsíci +13

    @Sandwich: Don't call it bread! You can't call a donkey for a horse either 😂

  • @nordlicht1881
    @nordlicht1881 Před 7 měsíci +70

    The biggest meme for me as a German is you trying to read something German. And I don't mean that in a bad way. It's just funny AF. Really funny to listen to.

  • @bastik.3011
    @bastik.3011 Před 7 měsíci

    The Childhood Heroes are:
    "Santa" is supposed to be the kids show "Sandmann" (Sandman) which is a ancient show featuring a folklore gnome that guides childs to sleep using sleepimg sand. Its supposed to help kids go to sleep and feautures short clips woth puppets and old cartoons
    The Bread is "Bernd das Brot" a talking cynical loaf of Whitebread that aired at the End of Kikas (Germanys Kids Channel) Broadcast time
    The orange mouse is "Die Sendung mit der Maus" A educational show airing every sunday at 12 featuring a orange mouse, blue elephant and yellow duck as their mascot and explains kids the world
    The Dandelion is a show called "Löwenzahn" another educational show featuring first Peter Lustig and uppon his passing Fritz Fuchs who lives in a old construction trailer and explains the world using small daily adventures

  • @arohk4415
    @arohk4415 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Our walls are made of concrete, with steel bars in it.

  • @skayofox
    @skayofox Před 8 měsíci +25

    „Hausis“ is a bad translation of the English word „homies“
    So the meme says „The Ich_IEL homies be like… here we go again“

  • @crazyo7560
    @crazyo7560 Před 8 měsíci +69

    The Ich_IEL subreddit is probably difficult to translate because there is this unwritten rule - EVERYTHING MUST BE IN GERMAN😂 so they use words that, in a normal converation, would be an english word😂
    If you're intrested: I recommend VERY MUCH the Videos from Jules 🤗😂👌🏼

    • @ChuckNorris130194
      @ChuckNorris130194 Před 8 měsíci +1

      The confusing part about abbreviations like "IEL" is that even in other languages, people tend to use english-derived abbreviations like LOL or AFK
      Just goes to show that German subreddits are disproportionally more niche than even english ones, since you have to be in on a lot of international jokes.

    • @korneliusfrik9545
      @korneliusfrik9545 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Ich habs nicht kapiert, kann aber noch kommen

    • @eagle1de227
      @eagle1de227 Před 7 měsíci +2

      In that case it's an (awful) literal translation of "me_irl homies are like oh sh1t here we go again"

  • @schrottgamer5408
    @schrottgamer5408 Před 6 měsíci +1

    americans call it bread germans call it toats.
    we have way more types of bread. kika is a tv programm for kids. the bread always comes at night on kika an is called "bernd das brot". in christmas season theres a series about santa, the mouse is about a show called "die sendung mit der maus" and german kids usually love that. and the dandelion is about a series called "löwenzahn" (translated "dandelion") what german kids watch.
    the jfk meme because of "hamburger".
    in germany you are legally allowed to drink beer, wine and other drinks with the perimition of your parents. the german kids are drinking apple juice. if you are sixteen you can drink the said drinks if you want and when you are eighteen you can drink anything.
    the map is just stupidity!
    another bread meme...
    "he could be anyone of us" because you translate things very wrong.
    please vote this up, so he sees this.

  • @AniGaAG
    @AniGaAG Před 5 měsíci

    Can confirm the wall thing is true. You _will_ injure your hand while the wall remains completely unscathed. xD

  • @shadowwarrior9354
    @shadowwarrior9354 Před 8 měsíci +104

    Ich glaube du darfst in Deutschland Wein und Bier in Aufsicht der Eltern schon mit 14 trinken, alleine mit 16 und alle anderen alkoholischen Getränke ab 18.

    • @Rajto
      @Rajto Před 7 měsíci +9

      in Bayern ist das nen Grundnahrungsmittel, da nippst du Bier schon mit vier 😳 hab ich gehört....🙄😇

    • @owenmailhammer8547
      @owenmailhammer8547 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Hast du gehört?

    • @Real.HMMort
      @Real.HMMort Před 7 měsíci +1

      Hah lol ich wohne in bayern und trinke gerne Berliner Kindl (Ich bin 13)

    • @matze9.795
      @matze9.795 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@RajtoKein Bier vor Vier 😅

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Rajto erst 4? In Polen produzieren die brustdrüsen einer Frau Wodka mit sogar 60% Alkohol Gehalt also wird man schon ab 0 alkoholiker

  • @oraniuk9271
    @oraniuk9271 Před 8 měsíci +83

    Would be funny, if you would make a video with a german, who explains those memes for you haha

    • @wolf310ii
      @wolf310ii Před 8 měsíci +2

      And a Kellerkind that explains it to the german first.

  • @alexbeck7493
    @alexbeck7493 Před 2 měsíci

    JFK's famous speech related to ancient romans, who were proud being a roman citizen and could call themselvs "romans" ("I'm roman"), so he wanted to say according to this he was a citizen of Berlin, which would be "Ich bin Berliner" but he added the "ein", so he said "I am a Berliner"... In some parts of Germany a "Berliner" ist a kind of doughnut (google or look on wikipedia for "krapfen"), so by adding the "ein" he said actually "I am a doughnut"

  • @Otonosekai
    @Otonosekai Před 6 měsíci

    Hi Ryan. The second example: "Wähle Deinen (Kika-) Kindheitshelden." (Which means translated: Choose your (Kika-) favourite hero"; Kika is the german short form of "KinderKanal" [childrens' channel] which means a German TV broadcasting station for children). I don't know the meaning of the first pic (Santa), but "Ja!" [meaning "yes!"] is a brand for German toast. The orange mouse is a famous TV star for children in Germany "Die Sendung mit der Maus" [which literally means "The broadcast with the mouse"] and the pic with dandelions [German: "Löwenzahn"] means also a famous bradcasting for children with the entertainer "Peter Lustig" ("Peter Funny").

  • @raviormetal1653
    @raviormetal1653 Před 8 měsíci +26

    2:40 No that is just big toast. Theres hundreds of types of bread everywhere in europe. The americans just think that toast is bread. But its actually the cheapest sort of bread here in germany. (Not kidding)

    • @kilsestoffel3690
      @kilsestoffel3690 Před 8 měsíci +1

      If you bring something new to the market, you have to name it. Though we have squared, spongy wheat bread (we call it "toast", bc it's supposed to be toasted), the "American Sandwich" is bigger. "Bread" is an umbrella term for a big variety of baked goods. Bread comes in different shapes and, more important, made of different graines (wheat, rhy, spielt,....), even different methods (yeast or sour dough) are possible.
      So "American Sandwich" is a wheat bread in a certain shape and size.

  • @encound
    @encound Před 8 měsíci +7

    13:00 Here we see a classic American not understanding that there can be multiple kinds of bread lol

  • @nebelwanderer4974
    @nebelwanderer4974 Před 7 měsíci +1

    3:32 I only just now realized who the Santa on the beach is meant to represent. I'm ashamed it took me so long, but of course it's "Sandmännchen"!
    KiKa is the abbreviation of Kinderkanal (Kid's channel) and the four pictures represent four classic childhood TV-shows respectively:
    "Sandmännchen"
    "Bernd das Brot"
    "Die Sendung mit der Maus"
    "Löwenzahn"

  • @Renb3771
    @Renb3771 Před 6 měsíci

    Well… yeah the walls are out of thick bricks, and scoped onto that is something like the stuff out of wich drywall is made (I’m not sure, but it’s something similar at least, a bit more brittle then the stones at least)

  • @SomehowAlready_
    @SomehowAlready_ Před 8 měsíci +47

    little explanation for the sliced bread confusion. Not every sliced bread is labeled as American Sandwich, mostly there is Butter- or full grain toast written on the packaging. The 'amarican' style is just a bit bigger than the other ones, a bit softer and as I can tell a bit sweeter in taste. That's why it's straight up called 'amarican sandwich' 😅
    But we would never call it 'bread' cause that's just toast 😂

    • @airlag
      @airlag Před 7 měsíci

      I'd call it a sweet sponge.

    • @MeDroid-Band
      @MeDroid-Band Před 7 měsíci

      You can the American Sandwich also name and use as a sponge.

  • @sandrap.3399
    @sandrap.3399 Před 8 měsíci +10

    12:44 t h i s i s n o t b r e a d.

  • @Psyzenn
    @Psyzenn Před 7 měsíci

    The bricks usually for chimney and outside for aesthetics and the rest is mostly concrete including walls.

  • @PhantoLucas
    @PhantoLucas Před 7 měsíci +1

    Hi I am German... And I can explain the Showerlamp in Bad english :)
    In German shower means "dusche"
    And lamp means "Lampe"
    So its a "Duschlampe"
    But the German Word "du" in english is you and "Schlampe" is the German Word for "slut".
    So you can translate Duschlampe (du Schlampe) also with "you slut" 😂

  • @nicok2648
    @nicok2648 Před 8 měsíci +28

    German houses outside walls from inside to outside:
    1. ~2.5cm(1inch) layer of concrete flat final cover
    2. 17.5cm(7inch) layer white brick
    3. insulation glaswool
    16-18cm(~7inch)
    4. Outside brickwall 11,5cm(~4,5inch)
    German inside walls:
    11,5cm(~4,5inch) or 17,5cm(7inch)Brickbuild white, both sides final covered by ~2,5cm(1inch) concrete flattening layer
    I don't recomm punching it😊

    • @pavelkoudelka7988
      @pavelkoudelka7988 Před 8 měsíci +11

      And then there are the people who live in old houses.
      Sixty centimeters of brick.

    • @Lillith-NMC
      @Lillith-NMC Před 7 měsíci +2

      My father threw his phone against the wall once it has a little hole now but he told me the phone was completely broken

    • @LunarisMelodia
      @LunarisMelodia Před 7 měsíci

      except you're living in a "Dachgeschosswohnung" (attic apartment) in older houses, the space behind the walls sounds/feels empty :D but they still won't break easily, I don't recom punching them either :D

    • @nicok2648
      @nicok2648 Před 7 měsíci

      @@LunarisMelodia yes I remember the feeling when I was a kid
      mein Kinderzimmer war auch im DG Süd 🥵 ich fühle mit dir

  • @user-kg8pe5ny2c
    @user-kg8pe5ny2c Před 7 měsíci +9

    4:14 in german it means: Duschlampe, this can also be heard as: du schlampe wich means you bitch

  • @annoyingbananana
    @annoyingbananana Před 4 měsíci

    The 4 pictures meme explained by a person growing up in the 90's in germany:
    The cut sandwich bread = A funny, pessimistic comedic character named Bernd Das Brot (Bernd the Bread).
    The mouse: "Die Sendung mit der Maus" (the mouse show).
    Dandelion: "Löwenzahn". A children's science show.
    Santa: "Sandmännchen" (the Sandman, last show of the channel at 7 PM before bedtime).
    All of these childrens shows were part of the "KIKA" channel ("Kinder Kanal" - children's channel).
    😊😊😊😊

  • @DaemonwarriorJulius
    @DaemonwarriorJulius Před 7 měsíci

    In Germany exterior walls are made from brick or concrete while interior walls usually are double layer dry wall

  • @laurafelicis1895
    @laurafelicis1895 Před 8 měsíci +13

    The kids with the beers are probably actually drinking apple juice with sparkling water (Apfelschorle) 😂 we don't have 6 y/o children non-chalantly drinking here in Germany haha

  • @kortanioslastofhisname
    @kortanioslastofhisname Před 8 měsíci +30

    German walls are typically brick, in newer houses sometimes concrete, in rarer cases drywall with wooden planks behind it or just wood planks with wall paper... or sometimes just literal stones and plaster. Drywall with flimsy wood framing like in the US is typically only found in commercial/rented office spaces (i.e. when the space is likely to be restructured frequently for a different floor plan).

  • @aguyfromgermany5202
    @aguyfromgermany5202 Před 7 měsíci

    The thing with the lamp shower is, in german its called Duschlampe but when you make the two words separate like Du and schlampe that is an another sentence and that means "You b1tch". So that meme tells if you tell to your mom in german about the lamp shower it has 2 senses the mother could understand a lamp shower or you called her a b1tch.

  • @spicyrumo
    @spicyrumo Před 7 měsíci

    the kids drinking beer is probably "apfelschorle" (sparkling apple juice)
    which is a very popular drink to serve to kids in germany

  • @winterlinde5395
    @winterlinde5395 Před 8 měsíci +23

    6:48 YES! You got it! It’s called HAmburg. Not Hämbörg. And that’s how you pronounce every a in German.

    • @gaedingar9791
      @gaedingar9791 Před 8 měsíci +2

      When I am speaking English, I usually use the English names of the cities that have one. And I would say, that for Hamburg, Berlin and Bremen (probably amongst others) the English name only differs at pronounciation. In German, we do it similar with London or Paris. In normal everyday conversation, most people will speak the "O"s in London the German way and actually speak the "S" in Paris.
      I think, there is a shift in using the original names of places, it is less common to call Aachen Aix-La-Chapelle at least in English and at least the English Wikipedia article of Lüneburg is called so nowadays. But I wouldn't say it is wrong to say Hamburg with the English pronounciation, as long as the conversation is English.

    • @winterlinde5395
      @winterlinde5395 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@gaedingar9791 Ja ja
      I was just trying to compliment Ryan‘s pronunciation because he was trying to say it in German. And giving the hint that that’s how you say the a in German. Always. For example in hallo. 😊

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Před 8 měsíci

      You should keep something in mind. Whenever you say something about a language, like how a letter is pronounced, or how a grammatical rule works, or something like that, try to avoid making statements with "every" or "always" or "never" or stuff like that. Because, there usually exceptions. That goes for pretty much everything in every language. and even if not, doesn't hurt to be safe, does it?.

  • @spitefulwar
    @spitefulwar Před 8 měsíci +47

    Congratulations on becoming your own meme. :D

  • @biloaffe
    @biloaffe Před 7 měsíci

    09:50 // It could be cask soda, it looks like beer, but it's a soft drink. These are the ingredients: Traditionally, Fassbrause is brewed from mineral water, malt, fruit and licorice concentrate and herbs, and today also from fruit extracts.

  • @Elijah.vxp0
    @Elijah.vxp0 Před 7 měsíci

    The first meme of the wall.. the bumpy walls are called Rau faser Tapete it’s just regular THICK wallpaper with tiny wood chips underneath.. they are about as big as a toothpick that u cut if a tiny piece off of and press it flat just a little.. it’s annoying to get off but I have definitely had an injury from those

  • @VoiceOfSilence99
    @VoiceOfSilence99 Před 8 měsíci +74

    The American Sandwich (toast) is named this way because of it's size. The normal toast is smaller (the slices of bread itself not the amount of slizes).

    • @stef987
      @stef987 Před 8 měsíci +16

      He probably won't know what you mean by "toast".

    • @scelestion
      @scelestion Před 8 měsíci +5

      I second what stef987 says: what we Germans call "Toast" isn't called "toast" in English. Also, the "American Sandwich" is probably called that by REWE to distinguish it from what we Germans usually call "bread".

    • @cold_fire
      @cold_fire Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@scelestionNo, it's the size.

    • @cutlers3618
      @cutlers3618 Před 8 měsíci +5

      There are more differences in the german toast and the American bread we sell in germany.
      Yes, the size is one of the them but the texture of the bread is different aswell. German toast is supposed to be toasted it doesn't taste good at all eating it un-toasted. American bread ( Weißbrot ) is fine eating it un-toasted but tastes better toasted.

    • @ralfschulz8578
      @ralfschulz8578 Před 8 měsíci

      Kindheitshelden: TV-Shows "Santa Claus", "Bernd das Brot", " Sendung mit der Maus", "Löwenzahn"

  • @marcelmichaelson306
    @marcelmichaelson306 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Ich think the kids are drinking "Apfelschorle", a mix of Applejuice and Sparkling water

  • @einflinkeswiesel2695
    @einflinkeswiesel2695 Před 6 měsíci

    Those four pictures each represent one German kids show:
    The little Santa on the beach is a show called "Sandmännchen" (The "Sandman" is a man who puts sand in the eyes of children to make them sleep and give them beautiful dreams, the eye sand which everyone has in the morning is probably the origin of this story, the show existed in two versions in East and in West Germany but the East German Sandmännchen is preferred by most people I know (I'm from West Germany))
    The Sandwich Toast is a reference to the depressed bread "Bernd das Brot"
    The orange mouse represents a show called "Die Sendung mit der Maus" ("The show with the mouse" is a show where things from the adult world are explained so that children can understand (for example they explain how a plane is built, how the inner-German border worked (they did that as a special edition on the 25th anniversary of the Mauerfall) or even really "childish" questions like how the stripes get into the toothpaste or why there are holes in the cheese.
    The dandelion is a show called Löwenzahn (the german name of the plant) and it is similar to the Sendung mit der Maus but in a different way

  • @happyhafer1403
    @happyhafer1403 Před 7 měsíci +1

    someone probably already explained the memes but i'm in the mood for writing, so here i go!
    -the childhood heroes meme:
    it's about four different series and their more or less main characters.
    1. 'der sandmann'. it's a very old series meant to be goodnight stories for young children. the character is dressed like santa, tells a short story and then leaves after blowing sand at the camera.
    2. 'bernd das brot'. the depressed bread character you have already identified.
    3. 'die sendung mit der maus'. an educational series with three mascot characters, a yellow duck, a blue elephant and a brown/orange mouse.
    4. also an educational series, with a human character named löwenzahn.
    it's from too long ago to remember the details.
    -the lamp shower meme i don't get either, even as a german. it could be a reference to a movie about a concentration camp, the gassing of jews via the showers, but that feels too dark...
    -the meme were you found yourself, don't worry about the translation. the first line is just not in proper german.
    the germans and americans are making fun of each other since long ago. the whole subreddit is about that but i think they got tiered and the subreddit started stagnating. then you come and bring it's existence to peoples attention, so the meme is saying 'everyones like, oh shit here we go again~'. or something similar.
    -the meme about the drinking children. that is indeed not legal! germany is pretty strict about their underage laws, be it for drinking, smoking or other drugs and activities.
    i think those children are just drinking juice or something.
    -the sliced bread meme. we germans just call that toastbrot. it's already a common german word...

    • @mishXY
      @mishXY Před 7 měsíci

      Duschlampe, Bruder 😁

  • @miztazed
    @miztazed Před 8 měsíci +17

    Second meme is "Weihnachtsman & Co. KG", "Bernd das Brot", "Die Sendung mit der Maus" and "Löwenzahn". All very well TV Shows for Kids.

    • @meruginger934
      @meruginger934 Před 8 měsíci

      Bernd das Brot - oh yes...I've been racking my brain as to what that means....

    • @XxXJayZZoNXxX
      @XxXJayZZoNXxX Před 8 měsíci +7

      also ich dachte der erste geht um sandmann

  • @randomweeb6825
    @randomweeb6825 Před 8 měsíci +24

    In germany you call a Shower Lamp (Duschlampe) but if you put a space between like this (du Schlampe) it means you b*tch. I love your Videos man keep it up

  • @nathanwest2304
    @nathanwest2304 Před 7 měsíci

    "Peter Lustig" von "Löwenzahn"
    I do not envy kids who have to grow up without that show
    When i saw that picture with this title, I automatically had the title music of that show playing in my head :D
    an absolute legend that man

  • @SatuGustafson
    @SatuGustafson Před měsícem

    The pics in the "Kika"-meme all stand for various iconic kids' programmes in Germany. Santa on the beach is supposed to be a reference to "Sandmännchen" (little Sandman). It's an old kids' programme right before young kids' bedtime and the Sandman comes and delivers a short bedtime story. The bread, I think, is a reference to "Bernd, das Brot" (a show with a very sarcastic loaf of bread ... don't ask 😀).The orange mouse is a reference to "Sendung mit der Maus" (The Show with the Mouse) which has little cartoons of said mouse and a tiny blue elefant and in between short films that usually explain how things are made or what people on certain jobs do and such. The dandelions (in German "Löwenzahn") refer to a show with that title where a guy who lives in a blue construction trailer is confronted with all sorts of problems and goes to find out about things, so the programme always has a topic that runs through the whole episode (like "drinking water" and how it finds its way into your house or "books" and how they are made etc). So when confronted with a problem, this guy goes for a deep dive on the topic and explains stuff in a way that kids can understand. Very educational. 🙂

  • @user-cx6kt3ku2f
    @user-cx6kt3ku2f Před 7 měsíci +23

    Maybe this needs to be explained: the reason why translating stuff from German subreddits, especially ich_irl doesn’t work so well is, that it has become a meme to eliminate all anglicisms in the German language they use, by radically replacing them with the direct translations of those words, even if the result is meaningless/doesn’t translate or grammatically wrong.
    So for example: in Germany we don’t have a direct translation for the word homies. It is a exclusively English slang term. Ich_irl will take the part of the word that is translatable m "home" and simply translate it into German "Haus" (wich isn’t even totally correct it should be "Zuhause" but it doesn’t really matter now. Then they will imitate the way the slang worked by adding "is" wich is a way of making a word sound cute like "ies".
    Is this dumb? Probably, but I can tell you from the get go that not doing it will only lead to your mother being insulted very frequently.

    • @gameratortylerstein5636
      @gameratortylerstein5636 Před 7 měsíci

      I think Heimies is more accurate

    • @Salzui
      @Salzui Před 6 měsíci +1

      Yes, they will do a comment chain of "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn", or later, because in 2023 r/place people got to know the term "Hurensohn", they will replace it with older german words like "Sprich deutsch du Sohn einer Dirne" or "Sprich deutsch du Dirnenspross"

    • @TheFren
      @TheFren Před 4 měsíci

      I so so hate this as a German, it hurts my eyes to read that broken Grammar and the cringey translations

  • @SirWilliamPB
    @SirWilliamPB Před 8 měsíci +14

    @Ryan Wass Hausis is the literal translation of homies to german ( Home ment as house ) so its like : ICH_IEL Homies be like , " Shit here we go again " Together with the second layer of the meme, the picture of Al Bundys after hours ritual for relaxing. The couch and one hand in the trousers. The meaning of the meme is like they appreciate your content and find it helping to relax after a hard day of work. And i couldn´t agree more. Here take a thumbs up.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Před 8 měsíci

      You actually read some sense into it. So it does not have anything to do with that particular thumbnail? I was wondering why that content in particular would be so enticing, but if they just meant Ryan in general, then I understand it now.

  • @freshjoker8590
    @freshjoker8590 Před měsícem +1

    2:59 There are many TV channels, for example Dandelion (Löwenzahn) is a children's series that was very cool, Santa Claus with the sand represents another childhood hero the Sandman (der Sandmann), the bread is supposed to represent Bernd the bread (Bernd das Brot) and the mouse shows the mouse from: The show with the mouse (die Sendung mit der Maus).

  • @mnadvantage5277
    @mnadvantage5277 Před 7 měsíci

    the image with the childhood heroes are about tvshows. "kika" is short for "kinderkanal" (children's channel) and is a tv channel with kids shows. the dandelion one is called "Löwenzahn" (which is german for "dandelion"). the mouse is for "Die Sendung mit der Maus". regarding the american sandwich: we have much more variety of bread so we dont call it "loaf of bread"... we call it "toast" or "sandwich toast" and some apparently put "american" before it because thats typical american bread. at 7:35 it basically means "ich_iel homies be like - oh shit, here we go again"