@@kllyc6327not only the fall, but also the raise and the intricate societal stuctures that allowed it to thrive, grow, decay and collapse! Parallelisms to currrent societal status is merely icying on the cake!
@@sempi8159 if you have to ask those questions go read on roman history. You clearly know very little about it and I cant, nor want to waste my time, explaining it in a youtube comment. come back when you have something more detailed to discuss.
In the shadowy realm of Cricketania, where bats creak and balls haunt, the Indian fanbase's egos cast a spooky spell on their own team's fortunes. Despite the Indian team's ghostly good performance, a growing crowd of spectators turned into disenchanted specters, their love fading like mist. Indian CZcamsrs and TikTokers, brewing their cauldrons of toxic potions, hexed teams with their digital curses. Meanwhile, the Aussies, like wizards of the willow, rose from the ashes to seize victory, cheered on by a massive, 130,000-strong army of phantoms, not just there for mere mortals, but for the true sorcery of cricket. "You always pick pitches bewitched for Indian bats, don't you?" taunted the spirits. "Such a typical charm of third-world sorcerers, always conjuring up money spells." Ghosts from every nation joined in a spectral chorus, rooting for Australia's triumph, eager to hush the overwhelming thunder of the crowd. It was a spine-chilling day for indian cheaters lmao (pitch doctoring, bcci controlling icc) a moment of eerie awakening for aussie warriors. (can't buy the aussies, we are too rich, we have gold) And oh, the ghastly antics of the Indian fanbase! Like mischievous poltergeists, they haunted Pat Cummins and other Australian players on Instagram. Such third-class, spine-tingling shenanigans from fans!
Is this really how marriage works? Why does he need her permission to go do whatever he wants like a little boy? I genuinely don't understand how guys put up with this dynamic.
i heard a joke recently, wife writes a note saying she's had enough of his being late coming home so she has left and hides under their bed. she hears him get home and comes into the bedroom reads the note and writes something as he picked up the phone making a call , she hears him say " she is finally gone now we can do all the things we talked about yesterday I'll see you in a few minutes " he hangs up. as she hears him leave she gets out from under the bed furious and reads what he'd written " I can see your feet, we're out of bread I'll be back in 10 minutes "
This brought back some good memories along with some tears. My former girlfriend and I used to behave like this a lot. We'd spontaneously surprise each other in different ways. At one time, plastic Saran wrap came in purple and pink. I came home one day from work and found her in the house dressed in a tube top and mini skirt made of plastic wrap. I immediately jumped in the shower. For 7 years we had a beautiful relationship. Alone at home we acted like two kids. In daily life there was no obstacle I couldnt go around, no mountain I couldn't climb, nothing held us back, except her manipulating mother for several years. So then we got married. And then she was killed in an auto accident 63 days later, only 39yo. For the past 12 years I've done nothing but mourn, I only have the desire to die. Appreciate, love and take care of the person you're with, someday you could unexpectedly end up being all alone and trust me, you want lots of good memories and no guilt. Being alone is not fun and it's a lot of work. It sucks. I hope this couple stays happy and grows very old together, they've got a good relationship going on. I wish them all the best.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, some tears showing up here, it's beyond everything for me. You deserved your love, and what take it from you is to not be forgiven, the sadist god who did it, if he's the one, he is not to be respected. At this point, there's nothing but revenge for an entity beyond us, nothing but hate for the absurd cruelty of Fatality. I feel pityful to say this to you, as I'm no one here, but maybe it will helps you to read what I wrote, I hope so. Nothing but hate for Fatality, and maybe a little idea that what was shared with her, you could give a bit of it to someone else, with someone else, don't waste it, give what was taken from you. There's no other way to be true. Strengh to you, human brother, I'm just a stupid comment in a YT section. Keep it up, love is always true, truer than reality. 🌉🌟🏴☠️
@OmbreDunDouble No, you're not a "no one" making "a stupid comment in a YT section". You're a compassionate human being that has empathy for others. You're obviously a good person and I enjoyed reading your comment. If more people had the same qualities as you, the world would surely be a better place. Unfortunately there's too much greed and hatred. Thank you for your kind words, they are much appreciated. I hate to tell you this, but I only told 1/3 of the story. I've been married 3 times to 3 very wonderful women. I have no complaints with any of them other than the fact that they all died on me. My 1st wife and I were married for 16 years until she committed suicide. I came home and found her. It was extremely gruesome, plus I had to clean it up, and that changed me. She was my best friend and she was only 33 years old. My second wife was a super nice woman. We'd both lost a spouse, and being together made life a lot better for both of us. We were a good match. She died 5 months later from a brain hemorrhage. She was 39 years old. My 3rd wife I already spoke of. She was a beautiful person. Physically, she was gorgeous. She'd turn heads whenever we went out. On a flight from California to New York, she was asked for her autograph, twice. She must've been mistaken for a celebrity, but I don't know who. She was also a beautiful and kind human being too. I have no idea what she saw in me, I'd occasionally tell her she must need glasses and that I was the luckiest person alive! While we were getting married, we're standing there facing one another looking at each other in the eyes while the minister is next to us reading from the Bible. So I decided to look at her cleavage, then her eyes, then her cleavage, then back to her eyes. It took everything she had to keep from laughing. When the minister pronounced us husband and wife, she whispered in my ear with a big smile, "You're such an asshole, Michael!" Yes I am, I took her to McDonalds for dinner an hour later in her wedding dress! LOL! It was ok though. It was late, we'd had a busy day and we were anxious to get home. Our neighbors were our witnesses and they had to go to work at midnight. We all got together later that week and had dinner at a nice restaurant. I miss her so much. If I ever got married again, which I know I wont, but if I did I'd want my next wife to be in her late 90's under doctors care so when she dies, and she will, at least I won't be a police suspect. She has to have her own money, I can't afford anymore funerals. I'm not adopting her kids, having someone 20+ years older than me calling me "dad" is weird. And she can't be able to get pregnant, I'm too old to be raising babies. That's about my only option. I know my days of 30 year old, even 40 yo women are over. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a 50+ yo woman, I'm 58, but let's be real, a woman of any age would have to be crazy to even sit next to me with my history! Instead I have a dog that goes with me everywhere. I keep to myself, I go to work when I want, I come home to an empty house, my dog and I eat dinner, watch tv and fall asleep, 7 days a week. I love my dog but she's not much help. I did manage to teach her how to use the microwave but now she eats my dinner. If I try and take it away from her, she growls at me! She won't do laundry, she says all the clothes are mine. Smart dog, she's got a point there. She's afraid of the vacuum cleaner so I bought a Rhoomba. She thought it was a toy and chewed it up. My morbid and sometimes childish sense of humor is what's kept me sane but even that's getting tiresome. I'm just so tired of Life, but I'll be here for many more years. I'm not complaining or looking for sympathy or pity. No. My life could be a lot worse. Look at Ukraine, Israel, Russia, the Armenians are facing a potential genocide, Africa is in turmoil and here I sit in the safety of my home eating ice cream and cookies for breakfast. I have my health, a house, a good job, no bills and no debt so I'm kind of lucky. Ugh. Women are literally dying to get away from me and I'm lucky? 😖 LOL! Sometimes Life is crazy. So, you live in Liechtenstein? 🇱🇮 What a beautiful country! It's the same size with the same amount of people as the town I live in! This place is ugly, it's all desert, nothing's green. I have a friend that married a woman from Hanau, Germany if you've ever heard of that. You speak German, yes? Your English is very good.. I hope you didn't fall asleep, I lnow I sometimes write too much. Thank you again for your kind words. Have a good day and be safe.
@@xMRPx Here's a short version, hope thoses who red it were entertained, it was not mean to stay. But here stands : As for what's next, I don't know what you shall do, a mystical retreat in a Tibetan monastery could be the way. I'll be you tho', I'll find some girl who wants one thing and it's to die, with you, it seems that's for her a win-win situation in all the possible outcomes. 🕷️📢💥 Keep the struggle, it's what it is, and there's one thing out of the table, giving up to this bastard cruel god. Love 🖤🥊
@OmbreDunDouble French? Are you French? And you're a guy? No, no, no, I was hoping you were a German girl! God hates me. HaHaHaHa! I'm just joking, it doesn't matter to me who you are. I am very sorry to hear about your mother. You're how old, 26, 27? That's too young to lose your mother. My mom was 91 when she died, I was 49. She developed Alzheimer's disease. Basically she slowly lost her mind. I took care of her here at home for 4 years until she died, that was very hard since I'd just lost my 3rd wife just 4 years earlier. Yes, women are dying to get away from me. I've also lost 2 female friends here in this town unexpectedly. One was in her late 60's the other was 63, both too young to die. Me? I'm ready to go. I see no point in hanging around this life anymore. I have no family left. In... 2003 wife 2005 father and my wife 2007 uncle 2011 wife 2014 mother 2018 sister 20?? me I have a lot of dead people here at home! And none of them talk to me! I only buried my first wife, the rest I had cremated so in a way, the whole family is here! That could get a little strange. They say God loves me. Funny. I think He hates me. I bought a ticket to Hell, so I have a reserved place there when I die someday. You're young! You can start life all over again. Move to another city or country and start over, leave the past behind you. Just don't move to Israel, huh? So sad to see such needless violence. Everyone killing each other over what? Religion? God? It's stupid! Such brutality. I blame my own government for a lot of this happening. The US government puts its nose into every country's business and fucks everything up. A lot of countries hate Americans and yet I didn't do anything wrong. French, huh? As French as you can get, huh? That's funny. I don't know why but it is. It's good though, you're proud to to be French and there's nothing wrong with being proud of who you are. In fact, I admire that. I'm not sure if I'm proud to be an American anymore. It could be because of our government is being ran by crooks. I don't know. I spent 9 years as a US Marine, that I'm proud of. I encountered some of the finest people while there both in the US and overseas. I spent a lot of time in the Far East, mainly Japan and Korea and a couple trips to the Phillipines. Some extremely polite, gracious and good people in those countries. I took part in Desert Storm, that was an experience like no other. It was at times surreal, almost like being trapped inside a movie only the fear was real. As I've gotten older though, I don't think we should've gone there afterwards but that's just my opinion. When my first wife died, it was awful to even look at. She blew half of her head off with a pistol. I can still see it when I close my eyes 20 years later. I was a wreck then and perhaps I still am partially. I called my parents, then her parents, then the police. 5 hours later my parents arrived. That night I was still a wreck and my dad, who was a smart man, told me to calm down, that I was young, that I'd meet someone new. At the time I hated him for saying that. I wasn't young, I was old, I was 38! I didn't want to meet someone new! And yet he was right, I did meet someone new and it was one of the greatest feelings ever to fall in love with someone again. Obviously these days, after being alone for 12 years now, by choicethough, I've thought about just paying someone to love me! HaHa! That's a joke, but I could. My town has the last remaining legal brothels... "un bordel" or " une maison de mauvaise réputation" left in the US! But no, no thank you. It wouldn't be the same, obviously. But the same advice my father gave me I give to you. You're young, you'll meet someone new at a time when you least expect it. A girl that doesn't have a boyfriend, one that is lonely and looking for a companion. And when you find her, ask if her mother is single for me, ok? HaHaHa! No, no woman from me, they die. And no, NO MEN either! NO! I'll just keep my dog. So you are a french man. I must say, you live in a beautiful country, rich in history and unique architecture. If anything, oui, je suis un peu jaloux de toi. Portez-vous bien mon ami. La vie est ce que vous en faites, alors rendez-la aussi merveilleuse que possible ! And no, I do not speak French, but Google does! :)
Yesterday I was a certified dead man walking with terminal bone cancer today I got out of hospital and I'm going to be in total remission in a year. And I see this when I got home. Too funny and thanks for the homecoming. You guys have no idea what roles you have played in my recovery. Gobbs of thanks and jockularity.
@@Peterbrendanalbert ?? The fu*k kind of question is that? Are you trying insinuate that it’s girly to acknowledge a happy couple that seem to have a fun and happy relationship??
@@woodwardoutdoors7742yes. Girls are in general dumber and more gullible than boys and tend to confuse scripted content with real life. They are also the bigger consumers of reality tv.
Every time I hear the name Mikey, I think about that old school cereal ad from my childhood! Seeing this short makes me want to get a box of cereal and eat it straight from the box!
Good for you. I thought the same. It would have been such a sweet thought if all he thought about was seizing the moment to give pleasure to his partner. Not bondage, or acting out his porn fantasies and certainly not leaving her tied up while he went off to surf with his buddies. Kind of a fitting statement about most men. I have spent my life really liking women and not understanding most men.
Explain it 2 me... because i not understand why and how you can refuse couple time. (And nope im not a women im a men that love spending time with his girlfriend if he have one)
Yes I can confirm, this is how it's done here in New Zealand. She gets the '12 shades' treament while we surf. Hell she'll still be sitting there when you get back, just think of it as drawn out fore-play. Everyone wins!
@@Peterbrendanalbert*passes you some balm for the butthurt 'simp' bit* You have obviously been hurt. I won't read your reply. Ego and butthurt may have you reply anyway and prove my point, or you'll be quiet like a good little butthurt boy. Either way, win-win for me. 😁🤏
@@laughteraddict1003 maybe thats why i not understand it. Im a otaku and gamer and i also wouldnt prio my girl over the games. I saw it many times. Every time i have the choice between the controll elements form my girl and the controll elements of my consol i prefer hers allways. No idea what it is but holding her in my arms. Kiss her. Touch the parts of her body that no once else can. Be near by her and look in her eyes. See her smile. Nothing let me smile and be happy more then that. Only one thing could make me more happy. The "i love you" out of her mouth or the mouth of my futured kids. 2 see my futured kids frist time smile. 2 see them the frist time. And the yes word. This be things that i never had feeled. But i want 2 if the time is right and i found the right girl 4 it. In the moment single and not finding the next fitting girl. Im a bit lonley but i dont want 2 creat a gap filler. I want 2 find real love. The feelings that i feel befor. And find somthing new. A new girl that i not know and learn her 2 know. If you know what i mean ^^
There's finally an original video. Thank you! Not just the same laughing reaction to different stand up comedian jokes! Hope to see more like this in the future 👍🏻
Dang of all the videos I’ve watched of your hilarious antics this is the first time that I’ve heard the wife speak and only to find out she has a cute British accent!
Great choice. When have you ever had to ride the same wave twice 😂 Bit like a roller coaster thrilling at first but after the 3rd time it gets boring 😴 😂
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At least she can't claim all he thinks about is sex.
They think about fall of the Roman Empire and its disgusting 😂
@@kllyc6327not only the fall, but also the raise and the intricate societal stuctures that allowed it to thrive, grow, decay and collapse! Parallelisms to currrent societal status is merely icying on the cake!
@@kllyc6327came here to say the same thing....
@@MagralhoPTwhat parallel?
@@sempi8159 if you have to ask those questions go read on roman history. You clearly know very little about it and I cant, nor want to waste my time, explaining it in a youtube comment. come back when you have something more detailed to discuss.
Bro finally had the perfect excuse to go out and get the milk 💀
Bruh
Do you think you’re funny? Hope not
He’s trying to get barreled.
What about getting milk from her bubbas?
😂
This went from 50 shades of grey to 50 waves of blue real fast
Underrated comment
In the shadowy realm of Cricketania, where bats creak and balls haunt, the Indian fanbase's egos cast a spooky spell on their own team's fortunes. Despite the Indian team's ghostly good performance, a growing crowd of spectators turned into disenchanted specters, their love fading like mist.
Indian CZcamsrs and TikTokers, brewing their cauldrons of toxic potions, hexed teams with their digital curses. Meanwhile, the Aussies, like wizards of the willow, rose from the ashes to seize victory, cheered on by a massive, 130,000-strong army of phantoms, not just there for mere mortals, but for the true sorcery of cricket.
"You always pick pitches bewitched for Indian bats, don't you?" taunted the spirits. "Such a typical charm of third-world sorcerers, always conjuring up money spells."
Ghosts from every nation joined in a spectral chorus, rooting for Australia's triumph, eager to hush the overwhelming thunder of the crowd. It was a spine-chilling day for indian cheaters lmao (pitch doctoring, bcci controlling icc) a moment of eerie awakening for aussie warriors. (can't buy the aussies, we are too rich, we have gold)
And oh, the ghastly antics of the Indian fanbase! Like mischievous poltergeists, they haunted Pat Cummins and other Australian players on Instagram. Such third-class, spine-tingling shenanigans from fans!
😂😂😂
😂
That went from bondage to beach real quick
Bondage Beach
From Bondage to Bondi
@@HK-xn3obshit I was literally about to say that 😢
Then it went to ex on the beach
😂 Bondi Beach
“Do whatever you want.” And he was ready 😂
So ready. Ready enough to go surfing in the rain. Grab it when you get it, I guess.
@@mgordon1100People surf in the rain all the time lol.
Zero hesitation!
Is this really how marriage works? Why does he need her permission to go do whatever he wants like a little boy? I genuinely don't understand how guys put up with this dynamic.
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat I’m assuming you are single lol. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with what is being portrayed in this video.
Mikey NEVER gets permission again!👀
He clearly had that planned out when he started.
Alright. Your copy a popular meme......
Then Mikey needs to stop requiring it.
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wow lol :-)
As the mailman, I see this as an absolute win.
😂😂😂
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i heard a joke recently, wife writes a note saying she's had enough of his being late coming home so she has left and hides under their bed. she hears him get home and comes into the bedroom reads the note and writes something as he picked up the phone making a call , she hears him say " she is finally gone now we can do all the things we talked about yesterday I'll see you in a few minutes " he hangs up. as she hears him leave she gets out from under the bed furious and reads what he'd written " I can see your feet, we're out of bread I'll be back in 10 minutes "
This is Hilarious. Thank You!
😂😂😂 👍👍👍!!!
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It’s easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission. 😂😂😂😂😂
A little tip. You have to be careful with this way of thinking. I've caught a few SA cases doing it this way.
@@kitten-whisperer You raped people? And you not in prison? God pathetic system.
Rapist way of thinking.
@@kitten-whispereroh hell na you dumb
He got permission.
Legend has it, she still there laughing to this day.
They’ll find her bound skeleton a century or so from now and figure she was bound and left to die.
Mikey????
I don't believe that she still there
@@mikeking683nope, this is plummer you called week ago
@@civilwildman And that's how we got Skeletor 🙃
This brought back some good memories along with some tears. My former girlfriend and I used to behave like this a lot. We'd spontaneously surprise each other in different ways. At one time, plastic Saran wrap came in purple and pink. I came home one day from work and found her in the house dressed in a tube top and mini skirt made of plastic wrap. I immediately jumped in the shower.
For 7 years we had a beautiful relationship. Alone at home we acted like two kids. In daily life there was no obstacle I couldnt go around, no mountain I couldn't climb, nothing held us back, except her manipulating mother for several years. So then we got married. And then she was killed in an auto accident 63 days later, only 39yo. For the past 12 years I've done nothing but mourn, I only have the desire to die.
Appreciate, love and take care of the person you're with, someday you could unexpectedly end up being all alone and trust me, you want lots of good memories and no guilt. Being alone is not fun and it's a lot of work. It sucks.
I hope this couple stays happy and grows very old together, they've got a good relationship going on. I wish them all the best.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, some tears showing up here, it's beyond everything for me.
You deserved your love, and what take it from you is to not be forgiven, the sadist god who did it, if he's the one, he is not to be respected.
At this point, there's nothing but revenge for an entity beyond us, nothing but hate for the absurd cruelty of Fatality.
I feel pityful to say this to you, as I'm no one here, but maybe it will helps you to read what I wrote, I hope so.
Nothing but hate for Fatality, and maybe a little idea that what was shared with her, you could give a bit of it to someone else, with someone else, don't waste it, give what was taken from you.
There's no other way to be true.
Strengh to you, human brother, I'm just a stupid comment in a YT section.
Keep it up, love is always true, truer than reality.
🌉🌟🏴☠️
@OmbreDunDouble
No, you're not a "no one" making "a stupid comment in a YT section". You're a compassionate human being that has empathy for others. You're obviously a good person and I enjoyed reading your comment. If more people had the same qualities as you, the world would surely be a better place. Unfortunately there's too much greed and hatred. Thank you for your kind words, they are much appreciated.
I hate to tell you this, but I only told 1/3 of the story. I've been married 3 times to 3 very wonderful women. I have no complaints with any of them other than the fact that they all died on me. My 1st wife and I were married for 16 years until she committed suicide. I came home and found her. It was extremely gruesome, plus I had to clean it up, and that changed me. She was my best friend and she was only 33 years old. My second wife was a super nice woman. We'd both lost a spouse, and being together made life a lot better for both of us. We were a good match. She died 5 months later from a brain hemorrhage. She was 39 years old. My 3rd wife I already spoke of. She was a beautiful person. Physically, she was gorgeous. She'd turn heads whenever we went out. On a flight from California to New York, she was asked for her autograph, twice. She must've been mistaken for a celebrity, but I don't know who. She was also a beautiful and kind human being too. I have no idea what she saw in me, I'd occasionally tell her she must need glasses and that I was the luckiest person alive! While we were getting married, we're standing there facing one another looking at each other in the eyes while the minister is next to us reading from the Bible. So I decided to look at her cleavage, then her eyes, then her cleavage, then back to her eyes. It took everything she had to keep from laughing. When the minister pronounced us husband and wife, she whispered in my ear with a big smile, "You're such an asshole, Michael!" Yes I am, I took her to McDonalds for dinner an hour later in her wedding dress! LOL! It was ok though. It was late, we'd had a busy day and we were anxious to get home. Our neighbors were our witnesses and they had to go to work at midnight. We all got together later that week and had dinner at a nice restaurant. I miss her so much.
If I ever got married again, which I know I wont, but if I did I'd want my next wife to be in her late 90's under doctors care so when she dies, and she will, at least I won't be a police suspect. She has to have her own money, I can't afford anymore funerals. I'm not adopting her kids, having someone 20+ years older than me calling me "dad" is weird. And she can't be able to get pregnant, I'm too old to be raising babies. That's about my only option. I know my days of 30 year old, even 40 yo women are over. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a 50+ yo woman, I'm 58, but let's be real, a woman of any age would have to be crazy to even sit next to me with my history! Instead I have a dog that goes with me everywhere. I keep to myself, I go to work when I want, I come home to an empty house, my dog and I eat dinner, watch tv and fall asleep, 7 days a week. I love my dog but she's not much help. I did manage to teach her how to use the microwave but now she eats my dinner. If I try and take it away from her, she growls at me! She won't do laundry, she says all the clothes are mine. Smart dog, she's got a point there. She's afraid of the vacuum cleaner so I bought a Rhoomba. She thought it was a toy and chewed it up.
My morbid and sometimes childish sense of humor is what's kept me sane but even that's getting tiresome. I'm just so tired of Life, but I'll be here for many more years.
I'm not complaining or looking for sympathy or pity. No. My life could be a lot worse. Look at Ukraine, Israel, Russia, the Armenians are facing a potential genocide, Africa is in turmoil and here I sit in the safety of my home eating ice cream and cookies for breakfast. I have my health, a house, a good job, no bills and no debt so I'm kind of lucky. Ugh. Women are literally dying to get away from me and I'm lucky? 😖 LOL! Sometimes Life is crazy.
So, you live in Liechtenstein? 🇱🇮 What a beautiful country! It's the same size with the same amount of people as the town I live in! This place is ugly, it's all desert, nothing's green. I have a friend that married a woman from Hanau, Germany if you've ever heard of that. You speak German, yes? Your English is very good..
I hope you didn't fall asleep, I lnow I sometimes write too much. Thank you again for your kind words. Have a good day and be safe.
@@xMRPx Here's a short version, hope thoses who red it were entertained, it was not mean to stay.
But here stands :
As for what's next, I don't know what you shall do, a mystical retreat in a Tibetan monastery could be the way.
I'll be you tho', I'll find some girl who wants one thing and it's to die, with you, it seems that's for her a win-win situation in all the possible outcomes. 🕷️📢💥
Keep the struggle, it's what it is, and there's one thing out of the table, giving up to this bastard cruel god.
Love 🖤🥊
@OmbreDunDouble
French? Are you French? And you're a guy? No, no, no, I was hoping you were a German girl! God hates me. HaHaHaHa! I'm just joking, it doesn't matter to me who you are.
I am very sorry to hear about your mother. You're how old, 26, 27? That's too young to lose your mother. My mom was 91 when she died, I was 49. She developed Alzheimer's disease. Basically she slowly lost her mind. I took care of her here at home for 4 years until she died, that was very hard since I'd just lost my 3rd wife just 4 years earlier. Yes, women are dying to get away from me. I've also lost 2 female friends here in this town unexpectedly. One was in her late 60's the other was 63, both too young to die. Me? I'm ready to go. I see no point in hanging around this life anymore. I have no family left.
In...
2003 wife
2005 father and my wife
2007 uncle
2011 wife
2014 mother
2018 sister
20?? me
I have a lot of dead people here at home! And none of them talk to me! I only buried my first wife, the rest I had cremated so in a way, the whole family is here! That could get a little strange. They say God loves me. Funny. I think He hates me. I bought a ticket to Hell, so I have a reserved place there when I die someday.
You're young! You can start life all over again. Move to another city or country and start over, leave the past behind you. Just don't move to Israel, huh? So sad to see such needless violence. Everyone killing each other over what? Religion? God? It's stupid! Such brutality. I blame my own government for a lot of this happening. The US government puts its nose into every country's business and fucks everything up. A lot of countries hate Americans and yet I didn't do anything wrong.
French, huh? As French as you can get, huh? That's funny. I don't know why but it is. It's good though, you're proud to to be French and there's nothing wrong with being proud of who you are. In fact, I admire that. I'm not sure if I'm proud to be an American anymore. It could be because of our government is being ran by crooks. I don't know. I spent 9 years as a US Marine, that I'm proud of. I encountered some of the finest people while there both in the US and overseas. I spent a lot of time in the Far East, mainly Japan and Korea and a couple trips to the Phillipines. Some extremely polite, gracious and good people in those countries. I took part in Desert Storm, that was an experience like no other. It was at times surreal, almost like being trapped inside a movie only the fear was real. As I've gotten older though, I don't think we should've gone there afterwards but that's just my opinion.
When my first wife died, it was awful to even look at. She blew half of her head off with a pistol. I can still see it when I close my eyes 20 years later. I was a wreck then and perhaps I still am partially. I called my parents, then her parents, then the police. 5 hours later my parents arrived. That night I was still a wreck and my dad, who was a smart man, told me to calm down, that I was young, that I'd meet someone new. At the time I hated him for saying that. I wasn't young, I was old, I was 38! I didn't want to meet someone new! And yet
he was right, I did meet someone new and it was one of the greatest feelings ever to fall in love with someone again. Obviously these days, after being alone for 12 years now, by choicethough, I've thought about just paying someone to love me! HaHa! That's a joke, but I could. My town has the last remaining legal brothels... "un bordel" or " une maison de mauvaise réputation" left in the US! But no, no thank you. It wouldn't be the same, obviously. But the same advice my father gave me I give to you. You're young, you'll meet someone new at a time when you least expect it. A girl that doesn't have a boyfriend, one that is lonely and looking for a companion. And when you find her, ask if her mother is single for me, ok? HaHaHa! No, no woman from me, they die. And no, NO MEN either! NO! I'll just keep my dog. So you are a french man. I must say, you live in a beautiful country, rich in history and unique architecture. If anything, oui, je suis un peu jaloux de toi.
Portez-vous bien mon ami. La vie est ce que vous en faites, alors rendez-la aussi merveilleuse que possible !
And no, I do not speak French, but Google does! :)
I'm so sorry to hear. I hope life finds a way to make you happy again.
What girls think we want vs What we actually want 😅😂
I went about it all wrong. I was like, who doesn't love bondage?? boy, was i wrong 🤣
Brother! Same with me! 😅😂
Apparently him... apparently he loves surfing more than his girl....I am interested if she is 😂
Had us in the first half not gonna lie😂
My brother did this to his wife and went to the pub for an hour. This did not end well.
Mikey when she says do whatever you want. You don't go surfing and leave her home.She's gorgeous. Are you out of your mind?😮😍
I love these two
She has the best sense of humor I have ever seen. Good luck to the both of you for many years to come.
Best sense of humor? You mean best sense of laughter.
He does seem to have her laughing an awful lot
Yikes... Just yikes.
@@iamsobeautifulomg that's what humour is, in a sense
@@yeshuaislord6880 after giving it a second thought and another, I think you may be correct. I just haven't used it this way before.
Never tell a man to go do whatever he wants lol he’s definitely going to leave the house
Not leaving the house... but staying away from you
@@patgerrygee6799 I think she was joking, man. Please calm down.
@@bro_izzy lol was I too hard😅... I was complimenting the joke too
@@patgerrygee6799 Nah some people are just a little slow lol
I'd stay and watch something. Unironically I'd ask to cuddle on the couch with them.
You guys are the absolute coolest. May you have many more years to do this sort of thing together.
Just had the blindfold and ties laying around😂
Yup. I was like, “that’s a re-usable tie. They have used those before.”
with cameras set up, obviously scripted and stupid. This content is ruining youtube. It's not at all funny.
Her: Sexy time?
Him: Me time.
" Just had the blindfold and ties laying
around "
Doesn't every Alpha ?
@@NATIVESUNSETS65 🤣 true, true
PLOT TWIST : He returns 3 hours later, hears the bed creaking and her moaning, "Oh God, Mikey, I'm not sure how much more I can take!"
LOL
LOL
LOL
lol
lol
he‘s getting rewarded for helping with chores, like if she was his mother 😂
I thought this was going a whole different direction 💀
Where did you find a lady with such a wild and wonderful sense of humor?
Does she have a sister?
😂😂
In the script, you find her by convincing your wife to shoot dumb videos for the internet to gain some semblance of fame
New Zealand, likely at the gym.
Yeah, but she is married to his brother hahaha
I have to admit that, I look forward to every upload from these two. Never fails to put a smile on my face. 👏✌️🇺🇸
Wasn't quite what she was expecting!!😅🤣😂
I was expecting golf or fishing
Yesterday I was a certified dead man walking with terminal bone cancer today I got out of hospital and I'm going to be in total remission in a year. And I see this when I got home. Too funny and thanks for the homecoming. You guys have no idea what roles you have played in my recovery. Gobbs of thanks and jockularity.
im not sure if congratulations is the right thing to say but congratulations!
Horrible that you have cancer but glad to hear you're recovering. ;)
Best wishes.
_~some guy on the internet_
Someone needs to have a LOOOOOOONG talk with that bro 🤪
Mikey's catching waves 🤣😂 👋👋👋 she'll be there when he gets back 😂🤣
Love this ladies laugh she is always smiling
With this be you not allone. I love it also but i never had a girlfriend that is like this. .-.
Then the neighbor comes over and finishes the job😂
I love watching this couple. Seeing they have these items is hilarious. From the bedroom to the beach in 5 seconds is a record. 😂😂
Y'all are great, You guys are what all couples should try to emulate. She's a good sport with all of it too.
You think this is great? You're disturbed.
@@ravenswood118What’s wrong with it?
Yes. All couples should have scripted interactions. Make the NPC trope a reality. AI for Supreme World Leader!
You guys are what all couples should look like. I hope that your real everyday life is as fun as your videos are. You guys seem great together.
@@Peterbrendanalbert ?? The fu*k kind of question is that? Are you trying insinuate that it’s girly to acknowledge a happy couple that seem to have a fun and happy relationship??
@@woodwardoutdoors7742 he asked one question and wasn't insinuating anything
@@woodwardoutdoors7742 No need to be a b*tch.
@@woodwardoutdoors7742yes. Girls are in general dumber and more gullible than boys and tend to confuse scripted content with real life. They are also the bigger consumers of reality tv.
Mad respect for this guy....Shame when he gets back from surfing he will be single!
Every time I hear the name Mikey, I think about that old school cereal ad from my childhood! Seeing this short makes me want to get a box of cereal and eat it straight from the box!
Life cereal. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
she was hoping he'd eat it straight out the box 👀🤣
We all know what that tape is really for 😅 the vibe of you 2 is amazing
🎉Awesome... Thats how you live life and love forever.. Attitude of positive vibes, life has enough hard challenges..
Love this couple.
ROTFLOL that is a good one! Yes, have fun in relationships, doesn't have to be serious all the time. Lol still laughing 😂😂
That was not going the way that I was expecting it to be going LOL I guess I have a very dirty mind LOL
That's okay so do I 😊 thinking the wife was on board with that idea as well now I ' m wondering how long before she removed the blind fold😂😂😂
Good for you. I thought the same. It would have been such a sweet thought if all he thought about was seizing the moment to give pleasure to his partner. Not bondage, or acting out his porn fantasies and certainly not leaving her tied up while he went off to surf with his buddies.
Kind of a fitting statement about most men. I have spent my life really liking women and not understanding most men.
@@user-od9iz9cv1wIts not that serious, relax.
So do I
Now I know the secret to their relationship: bondage and a hottie who plays along
And gives you all three holes.
You NEED to read the unplugged alpha by Richard cooper
And y'all wonder why no girl let's you hit 😂😂😂
@@DOKZAONE I do hit my wife......in all three holes.
Bruh... He can't even use tape
Her laughter is real. Bro actually went surfing🤣
" OH, ITS GOING TO BE A LONG TIME, BEFORE SHE FORGIVES HIM !! I HOPE HE CAN HOLD OUT THAT LONG ?
I sense a couch in his future.
When you just wanted to surf but decide to consult the beach seer instead.
Brilliant...who said life was dull lol😂
Life can't possibly be dull for any simpleton that finds this funny or interesting...
What a sad response.
Ignorance is bliss I'm sure. This is staged garbage that is ruining youtube.@@Thomo2461
This wonderful couple should last a lifetime! Love and laughter. Nothing beats that.
Lmfao!!!! I love you guys! I was just waiting for the “ okay goin out with the boys see you later” after the blind fold went on
When u are married to your boss and need her permission for every little thing in your life😅
Mike you got your priorities wrong 😍
They withhold from us. Doesn't hurt to do the same to them. Turnabout's fair play
@@Kyle-gb9dqWithhold from her? Not if I was married to her 😉
The guy must enjoy surfing, a whole lot. 😂😂😂
Nah. Priorities are 💯 lol!
there was a cut ....wife and i know what happened lol
Saw that one coming, an ocean away.
Love this SO MUCH. My husband died of laughter.
Haha some good ol Aussie’ness. You go surf Mikey! 🏄🏼♂️
As a mad surfer, I totally get it . . . Priorities!!!😂😂😂
Explain it 2 me... because i not understand why and how you can refuse couple time. (And nope im not a women im a men that love spending time with his girlfriend if he have one)
@@kakarottuzumaki4346you sound like a woman lol
I love that one, run Mike run😅😊😂❤
Jojo, your hubby has no idea how blessed he is.
Your easygoing humor is very rare.
Story twist Mikey comes back and finds his wife boning a stranger. She's moaning and screaming Mikey's name 😂😂😂
Lol,I snorted at the end of this one...😂
Snorted what... Cocaine?
That's love...
Stay blessed...
The best thing for a couple is to be friends, to laugh together 😅
Mikey!!! I Think She Really Meant She Wanted to Be Tied Up and To Do Whatever You Wanted!!!!🔥
She's adorable!!!❤
Yes I can confirm, this is how it's done here in New Zealand. She gets the '12 shades' treament while we surf. Hell she'll still be sitting there when you get back, just think of it as drawn out fore-play. Everyone wins!
It's 50 shades...
I laughter with these two - love their humour and relationship
You just gotta love this couple 😂❤
It's actually just nice to hear a woman say 'thankyou'.
Very rare
@@IxWannaxSeexDom typical omega behavior :D
Why do you need to be thanked for doing the absolute bare minimum? Are you an adult or a child?
Okay. I'd a gone in a DIFFERENT direction...😊😊😊
Love these two they are crazy God Bless ya
🤣🤣 You two are something else 🤭🤭
If I was given an option...it certainly would NOT have been leaving to go surfing...
Pretty lady...😊
Simp
Are you still a virgin?
That's the joke.
@Peterbrendanalbert thank you for telling these Simps what their dad should have 20 years ago.
@@Peterbrendanalbert*passes you some balm for the butthurt 'simp' bit* You have obviously been hurt.
I won't read your reply.
Ego and butthurt may have you reply anyway and prove my point, or you'll be quiet like a good little butthurt boy.
Either way, win-win for me.
😁🤏
Your giving out your folks secrets Mikey lol 👏🏽👏🏽
😂😂😂😂 the man got exactly what he wanted with permission. So great.
I thought you gonna get kinky with her, in the end you’re trying to get away from her 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
Here she was thinking Oh Boy, I'm gonna get some.....Then.....UGH. He's lucky if she doesn't kick him to the sofa for the next week....or Two !!!
Biggest tv & fridge is closer 😂😋🤣🤣🤣
Are u crazy dude. Surfing over ur wife 😮... 😂
Only a surfer knows the feeling
@@laughteraddict1003 maybe thats why i not understand it. Im a otaku and gamer and i also wouldnt prio my girl over the games. I saw it many times. Every time i have the choice between the controll elements form my girl and the controll elements of my consol i prefer hers allways. No idea what it is but holding her in my arms. Kiss her. Touch the parts of her body that no once else can. Be near by her and look in her eyes. See her smile. Nothing let me smile and be happy more then that. Only one thing could make me more happy. The "i love you" out of her mouth or the mouth of my futured kids. 2 see my futured kids frist time smile. 2 see them the frist time. And the yes word.
This be things that i never had feeled. But i want 2 if the time is right and i found the right girl 4 it. In the moment single and not finding the next fitting girl.
Im a bit lonley but i dont want 2 creat a gap filler. I want 2 find real love. The feelings that i feel befor. And find somthing new. A new girl that i not know and learn her 2 know. If you know what i mean ^^
You guys are the best!😂
They are awesome!😂
You chose a surf board over her? Priorities are messed up
It's not a joke if it doesn't have an atypical punch line
Nah lol. Ur priorities are messed up
she'll still be there when he gets back from 🏄 lol
Ahhhh, spoken like a true virgin. 🤷♂️
It’s okay bud. You’ll find a girl someday. Then it will all make sense.
I can relate.....
If you can relate to that, your a f#kin pig!!
😂😂😂 You two are so beautiful!!!
There's finally an original video. Thank you!
Not just the same laughing reaction to different stand up comedian jokes!
Hope to see more like this in the future 👍🏻
Dude you blew it. You should have romped then gone and romped.
Riding a wave or your wife(?) ...dude must really love surfing
War ein tolles Wochenende 😂
Jedenfalls für Mike 😂😂😂
It's like he giftwrapped a present for the neighbor lol
you guys are great 😂
The last "Mikey" ..at the end of the video😢😅😂
Thank goodness they were able to catch and edit all that spontaneous fun on the many cameras set up ahead of time - LOL
That went a different direction than I imagined!
You two are too perfect. 👍
What impressed me is that those bonds were readily available and the ease of how he used them.
That escalated quickly 😂😂
She did say "do whatever you want"..totally hilarious !!!!!!
Was expecting a PlayStation or Xbox beep on but this was just as good lol
Y'all keep being y'all. This is hilarious.
Bro was ready for this moment for his whole life
Mikey done got his lady in waiting… smart lol!🏄♂️ 🤙
Wife: Do whatever you want to do.
Me: 🎶So I went fishing.🎶
These kids are so cute!
Dang of all the videos I’ve watched of your hilarious antics this is the first time that I’ve heard the wife speak and only to find out she has a cute British accent!
Lol he went out in the rain bro is a real one
Great choice.
When have you ever had to ride the same wave twice 😂
Bit like a roller coaster thrilling at first but after the 3rd time it gets boring 😴 😂
Hilarious... And the correct response.
Mikey understood the assignment 💯
I’d be running out with either fishing rod or hunting gear. 😂