Women talk in circles. Men talk in straight lines.

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  • čas přidán 6. 02. 2023

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  • @Rectitude4U
    @Rectitude4U Před 10 měsíci +1440

    When my wife does this I interrupt her and say, “Judge, can you direct the witness to answer the question please?”

    • @SepticFuddy
      @SepticFuddy Před 10 měsíci +80

      "Woman you will be held in contempt of court!"

    • @texasslingleadsomtingwong8751
      @texasslingleadsomtingwong8751 Před 10 měsíci +27

      Rofl , nice 😂

    • @bethannsmith4969
      @bethannsmith4969 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Oh my goodness. So funny.....but not really.....that would make me feel rushed. Lol

    • @trhaverstock
      @trhaverstock Před 10 měsíci +43

      Bailiff, please remove this individual from the court immediately.

    • @samfisher9413
      @samfisher9413 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Sigma style. I like it.

  • @stevecollins3496
    @stevecollins3496 Před 10 měsíci +1078

    It's not even circles. It's like completely unpredictable doodles!🤣🤣

    • @blaxpoitation8528
      @blaxpoitation8528 Před 10 měsíci +28

      Verbal rubik's cube bro

    • @bigblue6917
      @bigblue6917 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Seriously medicated doodles

    • @giraffeNana2023
      @giraffeNana2023 Před 10 měsíci +8

      🐇🐇🐇😂 Or, Artistic rabbit trails😂

    • @DavidLeeRothsAlterEgo
      @DavidLeeRothsAlterEgo Před 10 měsíci +5

      Circles is plural, every circle is connected to the other circles.

    • @jimskarw25
      @jimskarw25 Před 10 měsíci +10

      After 40 years of marriage, I will attest to that.
      “Honey, in four words or less, are you going out this afternoon?”……. 20 minutes later, still yapping away, the elusiveness continuing, I shrug and go to the workshop.
      ….( not sure that I really care about the answer)…

  • @emmau777
    @emmau777 Před 10 měsíci +404

    So true. And if in relationship, they talk like that, they are happy with you.
    If you get one word answers, something is wrong.

  • @hugoryollo
    @hugoryollo Před 8 měsíci +92

    The day she just says "chicken", that's a good sign that you've lost her or about to lose her.

    • @davidofford6971
      @davidofford6971 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Can't she at least say that first?

    • @gregweaver5769
      @gregweaver5769 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@davidofford6971we all wish that to be the case.

    • @Zoe-lc5cv
      @Zoe-lc5cv Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@davidofford6971where's the fun in that?

    • @queenpanda26
      @queenpanda26 Před 17 dny +1

      ​​@@davidofford6971 Yes and they do.

  • @namenotavailable7365
    @namenotavailable7365 Před 10 měsíci +555

    Wait 'till you ask her about her day. You may not eat for hours.

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx Před 10 měsíci +38

      That's actually why he got that response.
      He didn't ask her about her day,
      so she told him anyway.

    • @urkoolUncle
      @urkoolUncle Před 10 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnFourtyTwo
      @JohnFourtyTwo Před 10 měsíci +6

      I never had to ask my girlfriend about her day because she would always unload on me as soon as she saw me.
      I finally had enough and told her I don’t care and she could always change jobs. I also rolls her I don’t ever talk about my job or how the day went because I want to move on, instead of complaining about something that’s already happened bad there’s nothing she is anyone else can do to change or make better.

    • @ericlarousse1149
      @ericlarousse1149 Před 10 měsíci

      Roils*

    • @stevenpivornik9982
      @stevenpivornik9982 Před 10 měsíci +2

      That full price Cobras chicken gonna get cold

  • @mcvennison1101
    @mcvennison1101 Před 10 měsíci +637

    Womensplaning is what I call it. Takes 200 words to say the 1 I need.

    • @rockiki4409
      @rockiki4409 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Lol

    • @FuriousImp
      @FuriousImp Před 10 měsíci +1

      That's what you can it huh?

    • @know-ledge1707
      @know-ledge1707 Před 10 měsíci +21

      Yes I call it that too. I also call it womansplaining when a whole entire story must be told to answer a yes or no question. Usually a question around did they do something wrong. Pay attention. You will see it every time

    • @stevorules1820
      @stevorules1820 Před 10 měsíci +15

      It's similar to women's sense of time. Oh I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

    • @infini.tesimo
      @infini.tesimo Před 10 měsíci +2

      This is the emotional part of them. Just gotta go "uh huh" "yup" "oh ok so went to get chicken thank you" and then repeat the process for a happy relationship

  • @LAFLSU82
    @LAFLSU82 Před 10 měsíci +148

    Married 40 years. So true. And I wouldn't have it any other way! She is the best part of our marriage!

  • @algorasm2565
    @algorasm2565 Před 8 měsíci +60

    This is actually true 😂 after I ask a question, I wait for my Girlfriend to finish recapping her day, and then calmly ask the question again 😂😂😂

    • @warrenp8877
      @warrenp8877 Před 5 měsíci +1

      This is why there is so much divorce going on. If a woman does not respect your time by being more concise with her answers, how does she expect you to get that time back? After she dies you can get that time back somehow or do you admit defeat and send her packing.

    • @bernardkung7306
      @bernardkung7306 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Assuming of course that at that point, you can still remember that you asked a question, and what it was. ;-)

    • @algorasm2565
      @algorasm2565 Před 5 měsíci

      @@bernardkung7306 yes!!! Depending on how long her day was 🤣

  • @stevearttus8164
    @stevearttus8164 Před 10 měsíci +626

    The answer is in there somewhere.....
    But words for women are like Lay's potato chips... they can't stop at just one...

    • @neverpc4404
      @neverpc4404 Před 10 měsíci +16

      They can’t ever land the plane

    • @1337flite
      @1337flite Před 10 měsíci +14

      No at the ends of the 20 minute story the answer is often not there.

    • @SJR06955
      @SJR06955 Před 10 měsíci +2

      oh man that's a good one 😂

    • @Michael-sf9yg
      @Michael-sf9yg Před 10 měsíci +15

      Asking my ex a simple question, one that could have been answered, like this one, with a single word, initiated a game of "filter out the chaff, discard the fluff, disregard the superfluous, ignore the irrelevant and mine for the response." by that time, I usually had forgotten not only what the question had been, but quite often that I had even started the game by asking one. We're divorced now, and life is much less stressful.

    • @SRSpawn
      @SRSpawn Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@Michael-sf9yg🤣

  • @krislewis63
    @krislewis63 Před 10 měsíci +505

    Just answer the question. Tell the story over dinner.

    • @bend4236
      @bend4236 Před 10 měsíci +21

      Or better yet, not at all.

    • @WellBreadIII
      @WellBreadIII Před 10 měsíci +5

      EXACTLY!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 Před 10 měsíci +11

      Tell me the ending first, and depending on that will allow me to decide if I'm interested in hearing the whole story.

    • @lovephillies1
      @lovephillies1 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@Netherwolf6100 You must not be married. He's spot on.

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @lovephillies1 My answer is just a more detailed version of his. He wants the answer first (the ending first), then would rather hear the story over dinner (tell me after the answer is given). The only difference is me having the choice to listen, to which if i don't want to, I'll zone out and nod.

  • @kindredkey
    @kindredkey Před 9 měsíci +14

    She knew she had your attention and she wanted to make sure you knew that meal didn't just spring up out of the ground that she jumped through hoops for it. 😁

  • @FJB-1776
    @FJB-1776 Před 10 měsíci +38

    If women acted like men, we wouldn't be women 🤷‍♀️ lol

    • @nWo_remiix
      @nWo_remiix Před 7 měsíci

      no but its annoying to give us awhole bunch of nothing for a simple question which is why woman majority of the time say men are simple because we are if we ask you whats for dinner just tell us its chicken, with rice & beans simple as that

    • @MikeAttardYeah
      @MikeAttardYeah Před 7 měsíci

      Fair point 😊

    • @shreeshiva9421
      @shreeshiva9421 Před 7 měsíci

      If women acted like men, you wouldnt be ANNOYING

  • @johnkearney2513
    @johnkearney2513 Před 10 měsíci +490

    When my wife answers me this way I tell her I love you Honey but I literally have to go. She then follows me and continues her story while standing on the other side of the bathroom door.

  • @Kyle-gb9dq
    @Kyle-gb9dq Před 10 měsíci +395

    No, they can't. And they wonder why we let it go in one ear and right out the other when they do this.🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @FinkNZRat
      @FinkNZRat Před 10 měsíci +10

      Too true. By the time they eventually get around to the point I've lost interest.😅

    • @davidphillips1001
      @davidphillips1001 Před 10 měsíci +26

      And then they try to tell you that you’re an antisocial narcissist who needs help because you can’t download 500 words of random psycho-babble hurled at you out of nowhere.

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@davidphillips1001 Psychobabble is different from telling you about their day before they answer your question though.

    • @Free_Pureblood
      @Free_Pureblood Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​​@@The_Gallowglasscorrect, psychobabble is what some people pay good money to hear from people who paid schools too much money for a piece of paper that says they know how your mind works when they really don't.
      The other poster should have said "a random psycho babbling".

    • @aarongoodwin4845
      @aarongoodwin4845 Před 10 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Rein_Ciarfella
    @Rein_Ciarfella Před 10 měsíci +42

    Let us not forget those times when she forgets we can’t read her mind and she starts telling me something halfway through her thought process. I have to ask her to tell me again, BUT FROM THE BEGINNING BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!! 😂

    • @high-commisioner1954
      @high-commisioner1954 Před 7 měsíci

      If there's one most annoying thing about women it is, they think we should read their minds. They themselves can't read our minds, otherwise they would have been coming to sleep with us or give us their numbers without us asking them first.

  • @michaelbosisto6259
    @michaelbosisto6259 Před 9 měsíci +15

    At 30 years of marriage I can confirm this man is speaking the truth.

  • @LeeBv9983
    @LeeBv9983 Před 10 měsíci +27

    My wife has never directly answered a question. Any answer given requires 20-30 minutes to set the stage for the answer. By then, I usually forgot the question.

  • @kmbbmj5857
    @kmbbmj5857 Před 10 měsíci +168

    She didn't actually say you were having chicken. That was just the story leading up to telling you that y'all were going out for dinner.

  • @gking407
    @gking407 Před 10 měsíci +4

    The opposite is true when something’s not right… that is why if you love that woman you will happily listen to her for the rest of your life.

  • @trinkab
    @trinkab Před 10 měsíci +4

    What she is telling you is that "You should have asked me how my day was BEFORE the dinner request."

  • @johngibson6597
    @johngibson6597 Před 10 měsíci +144

    I read somewhere that women use 20,000 words a day and men use 7,000. Now you see why. 😂

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 Před 8 měsíci +11

      7000 is a lot for me. Drop that to 500 and we have a deal.

    • @JP-lu9ed
      @JP-lu9ed Před 8 měsíci +2

      Yet all the words are coming out of the man on this set of videos while his wife smiles, doesn’t speak and just looks pretty.

    • @Paul-vf4wv
      @Paul-vf4wv Před 8 měsíci +2

      Women get 2,478 finger and toenails painted lifetime, men get 0

    • @bourbonyoung6237
      @bourbonyoung6237 Před 8 měsíci

      I’m not seeing why?

    • @nativeson1559
      @nativeson1559 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I did too. I thought we used 10,000 words but whatever the number, we talk less. It's in our nature. .......especially when we are watching soccer. ....or football for the Americans.

  • @TrapShooter68
    @TrapShooter68 Před 10 měsíci +37

    True. But in the middle of all that, after you've tuned out, is a nugget of something totally unrelated that is going to bite you in the ass in a day or 2.

  • @ScrubLife94
    @ScrubLife94 Před 10 měsíci +9

    This is how my dad is, so I always ask my mom. 😆

  • @bostonvair
    @bostonvair Před 10 měsíci +4

    I love this woman's vibe. She's such a great sport.

  • @Papa-dopoulos
    @Papa-dopoulos Před 10 měsíci +15

    I’m in a very rare case. The opposite case lol. Wife was raised by Iowa farmers, so everything is “sure babe.” And “yeah, it was good” while my Greek-American self is over here weaving together an epic poem about our daughter’s second poop of the morning.

  • @09dave1952
    @09dave1952 Před 10 měsíci +84

    So true! I ask a question requiring a one word answer and then she talks for a couple of minutes and still doesn't answer the question.

    • @petesmith5092
      @petesmith5092 Před 10 měsíci +3

      That's commonly known as a boilerplate denial
      Edit: because as you know many a woman would spontaneously combust if they even utter the phrase "I don't know"

    • @SgtMclupus
      @SgtMclupus Před 10 měsíci +5

      Well, maybe not just one word; a short sentense:
      "Grilled chicken with fries and berneise, and a side salad" or something like that is acceptable...
      Just stay on topic is the important thing

    • @dustincartie3502
      @dustincartie3502 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Sounds like you’re married to Justin Trudeau hahaha

    • @jasonbodden8816
      @jasonbodden8816 Před 6 měsíci

      LOL. @@petesmith5092

  • @themick6586
    @themick6586 Před 8 měsíci +9

    We had a guy at work like this. The woman I worked with told him she wanted a yes or no answer, he just couldn't do it, we all knew wha she was doing when she asked him the question, the whole room erupted in laughter.

  • @riverdrop777
    @riverdrop777 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I'm very much a straight line talking type of lady. I hate talking more than absolutely necessary, and I get so bored and frustrated with others who talk in circles. I'll usually give up on getting an actual answer and just start tuning out their voice while staring them directly in the eyes..smiling and nodding as if I care. 😅

    • @jasonbodden8816
      @jasonbodden8816 Před 6 měsíci

      Yip. You start to think of stuff you need/want to do when the story is over lol.

    • @obaroaluya3762
      @obaroaluya3762 Před 5 měsíci

      That is it lady. Talking more than absolutely necessary is unnecessary. Thumbs up to you

  • @Chubbydippin
    @Chubbydippin Před 10 měsíci +4

    This is so true. Even if asking a yes or no question, you get a long drawn out and wandering diatribe that does not contain yes or no. Women are thoughtful when answering a question. Sometimes long winded. But thoughtful. Men, much more direct. Men can be more verbally economical, yet at times "too" impulsively instinctual. In a crowded place with all eyes watching men can be, "Butt itches? Scratch it instantly and profusely without considering everyone at the funeral is watching and didn't really want to see that." As the man, "Problem Solved!!" In the eyes of those bearing witness, "I really didn't need to see that." Men and women, 2 different species. Both capable of wonder, and blunder.

  • @David-yo6sv
    @David-yo6sv Před 10 měsíci +175

    And they wonder why we're "spacing out"...thank you, love you 😂

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 Před 10 měsíci

      I wonder how you men would like it if us women would space out while YOU were talking to us about YOUR day?

    • @eilliwwasniahc
      @eilliwwasniahc Před 10 měsíci +4

      ​@@juliegogola4647 a man might understand and get back to directly answering the question that was asked.

    • @ThisisKyle
      @ThisisKyle Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@juliegogola4647see when men tell you about their day they don't give you enough time to space out because we are quick to the point

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 Před 9 měsíci

      @@ThisisKyle Well, my ex used to make me space out when I had to hear him tell me how he wanted a new car when ours was just 2 years old, a new computer when his was just a couple of years old. A new car for his train set, or an engine for it. And, THEN a cell phone back in the year 2000, so that he could communicate with all of the whores he was hooking up with at the time.
      I didn't drive, so, I signed my paycheck and handed it to him to cash, to pay our bills. I didn't learn about all of the whores until we were ready to call it quits. He was the one that cheated. I have REALLY learned by that whole experience. 12 wasted years of my life.
      If THIS is too long for anybody, ya know....kiss my ass.

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 Před 9 měsíci

      @@eilliwwasniahc Or a man might, understand, and tell whatever LIE will satisfy the asker of the question best. Just to give a reply to satisfy the asker, and to let him do what he wants to do.

  • @mosler302
    @mosler302 Před 7 měsíci +1

    BTW... thank you for these funny videos. They're badly needed in the world right now.

  • @thebackyardbear
    @thebackyardbear Před 10 měsíci +59

    "... that's what I really want to know" The essence of man

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass Před 10 měsíci

      The only time this bothers me is if I gotta use the toilet, or I'm about to leave, or get in the shower, or I'm doing something important. Its like can't it wait til I'm done?

  • @macgill6098
    @macgill6098 Před 10 měsíci +96

    I used to ask my wife: Can you not go to China just to get across the street? Lol

    • @GadgetMsGadget
      @GadgetMsGadget Před 9 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dapdne4916
      @dapdne4916 Před 9 měsíci +4

      My mom used to do this sometimes. I would start to finish her story for her. She finally started saying "I can SEE what you are doing..."😂❤

    • @crisespinoza1979
      @crisespinoza1979 Před 9 měsíci

      😂😂😂

  • @LookUpfortheAnswer
    @LookUpfortheAnswer Před 7 měsíci +1

    Oh my gosh!! Spot on!! 😂🎉❤
    As the narrator on SpongeBob says..."10 minutes later..."

  • @jairizard
    @jairizard Před 10 měsíci +7

    "Because if there's one thing a woman loves more than a story, it's a back story." - Ryan Davis

  • @FinkNZRat
    @FinkNZRat Před 10 měsíci +13

    The only time you get a one word answer is when you realize they are upset about something and ask "what's wrong"
    The answer us always "nothing"

  • @davidcolon9195
    @davidcolon9195 Před 10 měsíci +158

    It's absolutely true. For years, I've told my wife to stop going around the bush and tell me directly

    • @jeffsanders663
      @jeffsanders663 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Man, it's been 16 years of that for me.
      We're going strong together.
      Medicinal helps a bit.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Před 10 měsíci +15

      This is one reason I do the damn cooking. That way I know what’s for dinner, and she never complains. 27 years this summer.

    • @ArroEL922
      @ArroEL922 Před 10 měsíci +8

      It wouldn't happen; they are hard-wired that way. Even young ones, like 14-year-old. Ask your 15-year-old daughter a simple question - LOL.

    • @kwitwerikok8o863
      @kwitwerikok8o863 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Just tell me the time, don't build me a clock.

    • @kwitwerikok8o863
      @kwitwerikok8o863 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Very true. I could write a book about this. After 20 years I've tried everything and now it's just become a mental exercise in patients. I keep telling myself be patient, be patient, be patient and not a word is heard.

  • @dubstepphene82
    @dubstepphene82 Před 8 měsíci +2

    He's not lying 😂

  • @nativeson1559
    @nativeson1559 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I'm done!
    I'm going to work and I'm done. I don't even know how I dot here early in the morning. My spirits have been lifted. Lol!

  • @rmcmillan469
    @rmcmillan469 Před 10 měsíci +47

    Whenever my wife starts talking in circles i always interrupt her with the phrase "meanwhile back at the ranch". We both start laughing and she realizes immediately what she was doing 😂😂😂

    • @calibre97
      @calibre97 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I use this too but my wife insists it should be/always was "back on the farm"....what farm? IT'S A RANCH.

    • @vincentfiore4204
      @vincentfiore4204 Před 7 měsíci

      I think she is the sexiest women on the internet and I bet she doesn’t even know it

    • @cemanuelhead
      @cemanuelhead Před 7 měsíci +1

      I say this when I’m the one telling the story.

    • @markd8369
      @markd8369 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Glad that works for yall.

    • @obaroaluya3762
      @obaroaluya3762 Před 5 měsíci

      They do it on purpose. Right..? And pretend as if theu are oblivious. Not true. Just a cliche in the art of manipulation

  • @paulcooverjr.6947
    @paulcooverjr.6947 Před 11 měsíci +151

    Legendary spoken word

    • @elijahhall8650
      @elijahhall8650 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Iv got a massive crush on this woman. ❤

    • @davidcarothers3311
      @davidcarothers3311 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@elijahhall8650What??
      No You Don't!
      She's Already Mine!!

  • @FranklinCogburn-zv1ft
    @FranklinCogburn-zv1ft Před 7 měsíci +1

    Lord, have mercy.
    I just love these to, you can't help but laugh. So hard, feels like you're gonna break some ribs, they are a hoot 😂😅

  • @garyparker4974
    @garyparker4974 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Jojo, your reactions are priceless.

  • @cabinbythelake
    @cabinbythelake Před 10 měsíci +97

    True story! I quit asking because I know there’s no answer coming anytime soon.

    • @oOIIIMIIIOo
      @oOIIIMIIIOo Před 10 měsíci

      As women skip asking to avoid mansplaining. 🙂

    • @thisdude9363
      @thisdude9363 Před 10 měsíci

      @@oOIIIMIIIOo Ah yes, another made up term by idiots who get upset when someone far more knowledgeable than them corrects their poor understanding of a subject.
      Any woman who accuses a man of that is basically outing herself as a fragile idiot.

    • @flyingdutchman2442
      @flyingdutchman2442 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@oOIIIMIIIOoThat’s just how we talk to children and stupid people.

    • @oOIIIMIIIOo
      @oOIIIMIIIOo Před 10 měsíci

      @@flyingdutchman2442 You are saying, that there are people who are dumber than you? Impossible

  • @falconeer99
    @falconeer99 Před 10 měsíci +13

    A few years ago my wife (now ex wife) came home upset over something our friend Patricia did. So i asked "What did she do?". An hour later (i actually timed it) she finishes the story and has not once mentioned Patricia or anything she did. So i asked "So what happened with Patricia?" Took less than 30 seconds to tell what actually happened

  • @MrChopp3r
    @MrChopp3r Před 7 měsíci +2

    I can't stop laughing 😂
    Because it's true 😂

  • @grantottero4980
    @grantottero4980 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Great, great! That's the pure truth...!!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @Relayer56
    @Relayer56 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Her expressions are very entertaining. And, she’s so cute!

  • @ruthannmiller9572
    @ruthannmiller9572 Před 10 měsíci +16

    This is the one of the hilarious one yet, because he tells the truth about life that's why we laugh at it!!!❤❤❤

  • @henriettaescano7727
    @henriettaescano7727 Před 9 měsíci +5

    It’s my husband who is like that. It takes forever to get the answer to a Yes or No question. Lol

    • @obaroaluya3762
      @obaroaluya3762 Před 5 měsíci

      Now how does that sincerely feel. Awkward. Right..?

    • @carly4513
      @carly4513 Před 28 dny

      I am with you sister!

  • @rickswift675
    @rickswift675 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I really injoy these skits, plus I totally love the lady she's such a crack up😊😂🎉❤

  • @rickduque5799
    @rickduque5799 Před 10 měsíci +87

    Lol, very true. I made the mistake years ago of telling my wife to "speed up the answer". Bad idea.

    • @highpeacetess
      @highpeacetess Před 10 měsíci +6

      😂🤣 the fact that you still recall the fallout 😅🤣🤣🤣🥰

    • @antonioliles5027
      @antonioliles5027 Před 10 měsíci +9

      LOL yeah...
      That is a dangerous line to take!

    • @Diogenes-ty9yy
      @Diogenes-ty9yy Před 10 měsíci +3

      So, how long after did she file for divorce?

    • @BypassOne
      @BypassOne Před 10 měsíci +10

      Whenever I tell my wife "it's a simple yes or no question" I always get hit with her classic "it's a yes, sergeant, a freaking yes, welcome to the military, good grief"...

    • @agalgonzalez
      @agalgonzalez Před 10 měsíci +8

      Of course heaven forbid if a man answers a woman with 1/10th of her word count! Then the man is accused of rambling incoherently and wasting her time.

  • @ArkansasBadBoy
    @ArkansasBadBoy Před 10 měsíci +48

    The absolutely stunning and robust voice of Bishop Jakes right there 😊

    • @reke9942
      @reke9942 Před 9 měsíci

      RIP

    • @mikecooney8422
      @mikecooney8422 Před 9 měsíci

      @@oldoakenbucket2025 I would have bet money, and lost that it was George Wallace.

    • @small760
      @small760 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Yes sir..that's the Bishop!

    • @small760
      @small760 Před 7 měsíci

      @LadyLove23. O no..He's alive and doing well.

  • @TheMick2103
    @TheMick2103 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I admit it I keep watching these video's because this woman is gorgeous

  • @jaypisharodi6794
    @jaypisharodi6794 Před 7 měsíci +3

    She has such an infectious smile. ❤

  • @orlandomora4197
    @orlandomora4197 Před 10 měsíci +103

    Love her smile 😃

    • @greggmartin5267
      @greggmartin5267 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I think she's absolutely gorgeous and I love her smile 🥰

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@greggmartin5267dude. Snap out of your effeminate simping online.
      You're a MAN. ACT like it.

    • @ThePryzmean
      @ThePryzmean Před 10 měsíci

      I only watch these for her. She's glorious.

  • @papabrtrk
    @papabrtrk Před 10 měsíci +14

    This why we have “Selective Hearing”! So true! Men ask a simple question and get a discourse for an answer. The guy nails it! 35 years of marriage and I ask myself if I ask a question how long is this answer going to take? Be prepared guys!😂

  • @bryantharris5914
    @bryantharris5914 Před 9 měsíci +7

    It's about sharing the feelings they experienced. You're supposed to feel what they felt.

    • @jasonbodden8816
      @jasonbodden8816 Před 6 měsíci

      Which won't happen because we're not built that way. We aren't their girlfriends, we're their bf's and husbands lol. Answer my question first then tell me your little (i.e. long) story.

    • @obaroaluya3762
      @obaroaluya3762 Před 5 měsíci

      Defensive

  • @huntertlustos4987
    @huntertlustos4987 Před 9 měsíci +1

    These videos are of a beautiful "24" yr old women, listening to comedians of past and just smiling away with that megawatt grin of hers....and I love everyone of them!

  • @MurphyYves
    @MurphyYves Před 10 měsíci +43

    I had to save this and play it to the wife each time she starts going off 😂😂😂

  • @qz2026
    @qz2026 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Can't live with them. Can't live without them.. This is so true and so funny

  • @stevensmith743
    @stevensmith743 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is a very clever formula. Well done.

  • @snewberry327
    @snewberry327 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Absolutely hilarious. My first laugh of the day

  • @davidbrawner7679
    @davidbrawner7679 Před 10 měsíci +28

    This woman laughing at herself knowing it’s true is priceless!

  • @alexf8309
    @alexf8309 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Lol yes very human. Much candid, so organic.

  • @jasonmilam9080
    @jasonmilam9080 Před 10 měsíci +136

    If she has this personality when she’s not on camera this is one lucky man.

    • @criticaloptimist7961
      @criticaloptimist7961 Před 10 měsíci +28

      Its all an act to enhance the effect of the comedy piece. This is a tictoc short. Dont forget they make these to earn money. Its a business.

    • @davep6977
      @davep6977 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@criticaloptimist7961 she's still beautiful

    • @rotweiiler
      @rotweiiler Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@davep6977 who cares - don't all these ogling men have better things to do

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 Před 10 měsíci

      @@rotweiilerno

    • @BenJover
      @BenJover Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@davep6977 She's really not lmao. Raise your bar.

  • @chrismontoya6999
    @chrismontoya6999 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This girl is such a doll 🔥

  • @Mr.Rgdias
    @Mr.Rgdias Před 9 měsíci +7

    Women want to be listened to, that's it.

    • @jasonbodden8816
      @jasonbodden8816 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Women want their husbands to be their girlfriends. I like hearing about my wife's day but I don't need a thesis before the answer to my question.

    • @Mr.Rgdias
      @Mr.Rgdias Před 6 měsíci

      The thing is there will always be another guy ready to listen to her if you're not willing to

  • @MrRickb75645
    @MrRickb75645 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Omg 😂 was you talking to my wife? This is how she answers questions. 35 years of this crap. God I love her. ❤

    • @jeffsanders663
      @jeffsanders663 Před 10 měsíci +1

      We are 16 years, 17 next February.
      We've learned there's hills and valleys, good times and bad times together.

    • @MrRickb75645
      @MrRickb75645 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@jeffsanders663 never forget. Friends come and go. But she is the only one that is forever. It will get bad , but if you always remember. I'm with you to the end. It'll stick.

    • @jeffsanders663
      @jeffsanders663 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@MrRickb75645 A lesson I learned was when I asked a grand aunt and uncle how long they were married. The conversation was literally the following:
      Him: "63 blessed years."
      Her: "63 God blessed years."
      Him: "We've never talked divorce."
      Her: "Murder a few times, but never divorce."
      63 years. Lesson learned for us.

    • @carultch
      @carultch Před 10 měsíci

      @@MrRickb75645I have some bad news for you. She has no accountability to keep the marriage together. She can betray you or divorce you at any time for any reason, and there is nothing you can do to stop her, and she will not face consequences for it.

  • @janfirestone5465
    @janfirestone5465 Před 10 měsíci +51

    It's true, it's true!

  • @dashingdecentkhan
    @dashingdecentkhan Před 8 měsíci +1

    Oh boy she is such a graceful lady with beautiful smile. I can keep watching her for hours.

  • @carlwetmore608
    @carlwetmore608 Před měsícem +1

    What ever you do, DON'T ASK HER FOR DIRECTIONS!! YOU'LL RUN OUT OF GAS LONG BEFORE YOU GET THERE!! 😜😅

  • @user-gn5wj4kw1e
    @user-gn5wj4kw1e Před 10 měsíci +6

    Nope cause we feel we gotta justify whatever it is we cooking 😂😂😂😂

  • @jonathancupp3686
    @jonathancupp3686 Před 10 měsíci +15

    Perfect description! The sum of married life!😅

  • @vanpenguin22
    @vanpenguin22 Před 10 dny

    So much joy in that smile❤

  • @tomiole
    @tomiole Před 8 měsíci +1

    Jeff Foxworthy told his wife that he got a text! "Please pray for Tom, he was in a bad accident!" It's hilarious!!!

  • @thomasspann8678
    @thomasspann8678 Před 10 měsíci +95

    I often wonder if my wife loves the sound of her own voice.
    She often tells me this long, drawn out saga about things I don't want or need to know.

    • @AlexShiro
      @AlexShiro Před 10 měsíci +2

      How to say you don’t care without sayin it out loud eh?

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass Před 10 měsíci +4

      Then how do you expect her to care about anything you think or care about when the time comes? Its a two way street.

    • @justanother240
      @justanother240 Před 10 měsíci +8

      It's easy enough to pretend you are listening with the occasional "uh-huh," and repeating the last few words she said.

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@justanother240 well if you're at that point, whats the point

    • @justanother240
      @justanother240 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@The_Gallowglass relationships are transactional. Gotta do what you gotta do

  • @chrishutton-ce3ch
    @chrishutton-ce3ch Před 10 měsíci +14

    what a beautiful woman with a sense of humor love ya xo

  • @WCTarheel
    @WCTarheel Před 10 měsíci +2

    She doesn't even have to say a word. Her smile says volumes.

  • @LoudValves
    @LoudValves Před 26 dny

    this man just preached my life ...

  • @seanjohn6932
    @seanjohn6932 Před 10 měsíci +12

    Thats so true, all they're trying to do, is tell us how their day was, we need to appreciate women more.😅😅😅

  • @georgehenry8422
    @georgehenry8422 Před 10 měsíci +39

    She has a great smile ... very nice.

  • @olafdietrich9269
    @olafdietrich9269 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Joelle, You´re amazing!!!

  • @gniewko123456
    @gniewko123456 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I just love her smile. She's so nice.

  • @joshmiller1092
    @joshmiller1092 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Her smile is so beautiful 😻😻

  • @onyxmayhem0038
    @onyxmayhem0038 Před 10 měsíci +41

    "Just because I answer differently doesn't mean I'm doing it wrong" My fiance's response when I ask her to get to the point.

    • @mwfmtnman
      @mwfmtnman Před 8 měsíci +3

      Yes. Yes she is.

    • @theruggedscholar1544
      @theruggedscholar1544 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Right or wrong is not the issue! Effective communication is the issue. In this demonstration, Pastor TD Jakes was also demonstrating gossip. This has nothing to do with religion.
      "The superior man is he who develops in harmonious proportions his moral, intellectual, and physical nature. This should be the end, at which men of all classes should aim, and it is only this which constitutes real greatness.". Douglas Jerrold
      Study and develop your virtues, character, values, and ethics, until the day you die. Study marriage and parenting, before becoming a parent, and while being a parent. Study health, happiness, sex, communication, and personal finance, before and during marriage. The moment you think you know it all is the day life becomes meaningless.

    • @stanleyseiti1317
      @stanleyseiti1317 Před 8 měsíci

      That's a good one. Sounds like my daughter

    • @vogelfaenger6830
      @vogelfaenger6830 Před 7 měsíci

      if the tables turn you are the one wasting her time.

    • @mwfmtnman
      @mwfmtnman Před 7 měsíci

      @vogelfaenger6830 what a nonsensical statement

  • @MythMuzik
    @MythMuzik Před 10 měsíci +1

    She is head to toe gorgeous wow,an that smile,she is truly beautiful

  • @dacorum8053
    @dacorum8053 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Absolutely true! Wives should know they should answer the question - we have chicken for dinner - before saying the all the factors that led to that decision!

  • @Jennihk
    @Jennihk Před 10 měsíci +12

    This is a form for her to communicate with you. You are a lucky man, you wouldn’t like it when she just say one or two words to u all the time

    • @uoabigaillevey
      @uoabigaillevey Před 7 měsíci +2

      Depends.. if it is an answer to a question then yes we would. If it is normal conversation then no we would not.
      If you asked a guy how his day was at work.. would you prefer a 10-second or less "It was fine." or would you prefer to have a 30-minute lecture that started at arriving at work and ended somewhere about his coworker's BBQ last weekend and how it made the guy so bloated from all the food he wound up sleeping the whole weekend to recover?
      That had zero relevance to the question you asked.

    • @jasonbodden8816
      @jasonbodden8816 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Talk my head off after you answer my question, not before lol.

  • @scruffy4647
    @scruffy4647 Před 10 měsíci +11

    When I talk to my sister, I tell her to give me the Readers Digest version.

    • @dashingdecentkhan
      @dashingdecentkhan Před 8 měsíci

      Oh boy she is such a graceful lady with beautiful smile. I can keep watching her for hours

  • @paular3265
    @paular3265 Před 8 měsíci

    No no no no please you are doing us too bad, have mercy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕

  • @mxracing6
    @mxracing6 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Love her smile And yes, she is B E A U T I F U L

  • @draighodge6039
    @draighodge6039 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I took over chef duties...now, I can prepare a four course meal before she can answer that question.

  • @jeffstumpf9129
    @jeffstumpf9129 Před měsícem

    So much truth spoken here.

  • @dennispowers3798
    @dennispowers3798 Před 10 měsíci +24

    Fuck how true is that! Jesus I almost starved myself.😂

  • @irockz281982
    @irockz281982 Před 8 měsíci

    🤣 Geeeeet tooo theee point!!! Chicken!!!! Too funny.

  • @BigAli81
    @BigAli81 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I can’t deal with peoples drivel the older I get, it actually makes me anxious now so I can relate!😂

  • @sergueiserboz4185
    @sergueiserboz4185 Před 10 měsíci +36

    She´s so lovely and cute....and what a smile...!!!

    • @samr6671
      @samr6671 Před 10 měsíci

      Wait until she starts talking :)

  • @ritamccartt-kordon283
    @ritamccartt-kordon283 Před 10 měsíci +7

    We just want to talk to someone, besides the Dog and Cat.

  • @user-xh6dz3bp7w
    @user-xh6dz3bp7w Před 9 měsíci

    ur smile is priceless ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨