You forgot: "When's the next water break?" "Ow!"(Gaurd) "Soo...Apearantly I no longer have a name. I am... C14!" "Wait...Where's my spot again?" "How many counts is that?" "DON'T LOCK YOUR KNEES IN ATTENTION!" "LEFT! LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!" "Okay so I dragstep-wait what? No no...It's right slide, then dragstep" "What count are we on?" "Don't bounce when you march! You're a pretty, graceful gazelle! Not a bullfrog!"(Something on of my drum majors said during band camp) "16! 14! 21! 16! 16! 24! 36!" "All this spit is sooo attractive*draining the valves*" "When's rehersal gonna end?" "-resturant- after a show?! YES!" "Ugh, school tours... I hate small gyms" "I'm gonna stab my self with this one day" (Gaurd member with saber) "Ow! Cramp!"(Hands or fingers cx) "Band member: Color Gaurd is soo easy Gaurd member: Well we spin and toss our instruments in the air and dance/spin while doging the band. Your logic is invalid." "Flag is friend. Do not fear the flag. Flag smells fear. Fear the flag, and you get hurt. Badly" "OH MY GOD NO!"(Gaurd member)
Heh, my old Middle School had to make a 6 foot by six foot poster that said "TRUMPETS PLAY LOUDER!" In nice vibrant colors. Then hanged it on the wall.
Gah the percussionists are not to blame we are the best. we are the heart of the band, you follow us. when we go off beat so do you so don't go blaming us cause you follow us. (sorry but that was my opinion)
@@shaders3864 When you guys go off beat, you are the only beat we can listen to, so it is impossible not to follow you. Not all the time, but it is your fault.
@@poopigenz4387 Can't even remember when I wrote that, but I seem tired and possibly frustrated about something else at the time. Being the best was a conceited statement and it is definitely accurate to say that it is not true. Although for the rest of it I think it considered which situation you come from. When I talk about heart of the band I mean the battery mainly, which is the other half of pit, and in the band I was once part of we pretty much built the beat off of our battery. (even the Drum majors keeping time off of their feet.) Sorry if my conceited comment hurt you, but honestly I wouldn't take it too seriously either since this is the internet.
"I'm saving my good reed for the concert" And then for like a week and a half you're playing on a dilapidated and mutilated not-reed that's more like bamboo that's been run through a crappy shredder. And also you can get splinters in your lip.
But there are many good things about playing the oboe. The teacher NEVER cared about your posture. When you are too sharp, too flat, or u don't want to play, u can blame everything on the reed. When u forgets to do ur homework u can tell the teacher u spent your whole night fixing your oboe or making more reeds XD
Cynthia Guo Or when your the only Oboe and get stuck with Flute sheet music and when the teacher I calling instruments to play they always forget about you 😑😭
2:30 That's literally every single stand in my schools band room... They either slide down slowly, fall down out of nowhere, or the stand can't hold music without dropping the music... Yup... That's Murdock for ya'.
Omg I thought I was the only person that did that. When I told my band director that I wanted to switch to a brass instrument he went "Are you sure you can do it" hell yeah now I'm playing a flipping solo dude. All the clarinets call me a traitor.
Im the only tenor in concert band.... I dont feel special cuz 1. i sit next to the low brass and they like pushing all the keys, 2. i dont have any ones part that is remotely the same as mine, and 3. when we have to do spot-checks/ section check im playing by my self while the altos, flutes,trumpets, trombones, bells, chimes, clarinets, french horns, drums, baritones and tubas all play together so if they mess up it is covered by the others but if I mess up you can hear it loud and clear. Its hard being a tenor sax.
My friend is a tenor sax. He's lonely because there are two tenors that are in high school now. Whenever one of them pops in he's like "COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOU SO MUCH!" Its kind of funny really.
As a clarinetist, this is what we say: 1. "Omg my reed is ToO dRy" 2. "Look at his bAD posture" 3. "Wait where are we?" 4. "UgGhh My reed chipped!!!" 5."Oops I dropped my clarinet LoLoLL" It's true. Trust me. Lol.
In my high school band, we had this thing we did called "locker wars". This is played when someone didn't lock their locker (people had a habit of doing that, triggered our director) and it was left like that over night. The next morning or afternoon, a member of the band would take the kid's lock who wasn't locked to their locker and hide it somewhere high in the band room. Ah band, I miss you.
It was funny when that one saxophone player asked, “can I borrow your pencil?” Back in 8th grade, I borrowed my friend’s pencil a lot of times during band class because my pencils were always in my pencil case in my backpack.
I used to play bass clarinet, but now I play the bari sax, now I play contrabass clarinet, now I play bassoon... now I play all those instruments for different things. True story.
Stuff I Say in Band: "I don't have a stand!" "I forgot my instrument!" "Mr. Ziegler! I need to go to the bathroom!" "Hey friend, I need to go to the bathroom, but the teacher won't listen to me!" "I think I broke my mallets. What's that dent in my mallets?" "Where's the woodblock?" "You play cowbell? I want to play cowbell!" *plays "Don't Fear the Reaper" with a woodblock*
I'm in the school band and one of the percussionists is playing cowbell for a song. In every practice the band teacher was telling him to play louder and more proudly.... At the concert he was told by the judges to blay quieter and less proud. I still tease him about it
Basically my school percussion. I can say this because I'm in percussion *instead of normal accents, plays the loudest rimshots known to man* *"Hey Ryan! I bet you can't play 5 measures sixty-fourth notes with 6 nested tuplets inside every other note"*
My band mates (I call them) always say/do (we play flute) “What measure are we on?” “Is that Ab or G?” “how do you play sharp again” *stops in the middle of a song because they can’t keep up* “what’s the harmony for jingle bells, I forgot” “Wait, do we go now?” “When do we stop…?” *plays random notes because they don’t know the song* “The quarter rest sign looks weird” “My flute is so airy omg” “MY FLUTE MAKES NO SOUND” *you literally can’t hear the flutes in band* “Flute is pointless, you can never hear them.” *plays hot cross buns in the middle of the trombones performing* *hits someone’s eye with their flute and being oblivious about it* *doesn’t go when it’s the flute part of the section’s turn* “this is so hard” “I give up”
The saxophonist always needing a pencil is so accurate, and the stands, and the I've never used that key b4 on the bass clarinet( except on the saxophone)
When I started in elementary and picked my instrument I chose Trumpet. The director tried to convince me to do French Horn instead but I wasn't having it. 6 years and a different director later my High School director swapped me to the Flugelhorn, which is basically a discount French Horn 🙃
When you are a saxophone you have two goals
1) To annoy everyone with your bad reed
2) to be louder than most clarinets or flutes
(3)have careless whispers memorized
4) out do the trumpets
6. Always talk about reeds, and for some reason only reeds?
7. Be confused as to whether you're brass or woodwind or both or neither
@@madisonpalmer8178 6 is literally me everyday
100000000) be louder than tuba trombone and other loud instruments
"I love the bassoon!"
"I hate the bassoon!"
literally me
Dat Guy same
xD
Same
Same
I
Trumpet handshake... "Hi I'm better than you" xD
That would be me lol
+The Watcher THAT IS SO TRUE OML
The Watcher I play the trumpet and that's actually so accurate
The Watcher
my band director did that to our first chair honer band trumpet it was so funny
My band teacher taught the trumpets that they should always do that XD
*plays clarinet*
"Sharp"
God damn it
Scarlett Is a goner same
the story of my life right there
My life
Scarlett Is a goner “PULL OUT”
Every day
"I'm saving my good reed for the concert" -No oboist ever.
+Genericide Basically lol
+Jeniece Hall some of the sax players use bad reeds on purpose to give the other people headaches
"I'm saving my good reed for the concert"... and the rehearsals... and practice at home... my other reeds suck, okay!?
XD so relatable
Genericide lolsame here bruh sax for life dou
You forgot the part where they name their instruments.
My flutes name is Graham.
I named my trumpet “Trevor”.
My friend named her clarinet Squidward and her friend's saxophone Careless Whisper.
Oof one girl in my bad cried all foot ball game because Clarissa broke (her clarinet)
Pteratrashcan I named my trumpet Ella and my crush named her trumpet Jeff XD
My worst fear....not getting my reed on in time when starting class or a concert.
Same 😂
Its a very common fear bruh. And it got worse in college!!
My worst fear... not putting my head joint on in time.
Flute here, never had the problem of head joint not being on in time.
sometimes I get to class later than usual and it just takes awhile to get my stuff out
Only 9 slides to go!!~ the most accurate thing ever said.
Dan Patrack yup
Dan Patrack ikr?! 😂
Yes yes yesssss
yesssss literally me every day in class
As a euphonium who is good friends with 2 French Horns, this is accurate
Double reed instruments, ASSEMBLE!
*squeak*
Kang Does Gaming I PLAY THE OBOE AND MY SISTER PLAYS THE BASSON. MY MOM HAS A MASTERS DEGREE IN OBOE. MY FAMILY IS LITERALLY A DOUBLE REED FAMILY
Double reed baby!
[非バイナリ]Neo SAME! I have found my people!
Hell yeah, finally I can be with my squeaking people lol, any other oboe players here?
CLRGames yup
One thing good about the oboe about the oboe is that if anything goes wrong u blame it on the reed.
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 I couldn't agree more
Cynthia Guo same with the bassoon.
Cynthia Guo yep
My private teacher says never blame the reed you should always have backups
Cynthia Guo seems about right.
You forgot:
"When's the next water break?"
"Ow!"(Gaurd)
"Soo...Apearantly I no longer have a name. I am... C14!"
"Wait...Where's my spot again?"
"How many counts is that?"
"DON'T LOCK YOUR KNEES IN ATTENTION!"
"LEFT! LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!"
"Okay so I dragstep-wait what? No no...It's right slide, then dragstep"
"What count are we on?"
"Don't bounce when you march! You're a pretty, graceful gazelle! Not a bullfrog!"(Something on of my drum majors said during band camp)
"16! 14! 21! 16! 16! 24! 36!"
"All this spit is sooo attractive*draining the valves*"
"When's rehersal gonna end?"
"-resturant- after a show?! YES!"
"Ugh, school tours... I hate small gyms"
"I'm gonna stab my self with this one day" (Gaurd member with saber)
"Ow! Cramp!"(Hands or fingers cx)
"Band member: Color Gaurd is soo easy
Gaurd member: Well we spin and toss our instruments in the air and dance/spin while doging the band. Your logic is invalid."
"Flag is friend. Do not fear the flag. Flag smells fear. Fear the flag, and you get hurt. Badly"
"OH MY GOD NO!"(Gaurd member)
What about
"GUIDE FRESHMAN! GUIDE!"
Or
"I bet I could play the drums better than that..."
lol flags smell fear, so do rifles and sabers
You forgot the ever present bee on the instrument while at attention
what about ‘STOP MOVING’
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
Also there’s “wait where do I dress to for this part”
And “SET” “WHERE THOUGH”
I feel with the forever alone tenor sax player. But hey, infinite first chair.
ik
Brandon Boyle oh in my band we have too many tenors what we lack are barisaxes
Brandon Boyle I’m the only bari sax
r e s t i n p i e c e s
there's three or four tenors in my grade but i'm the only girl in the section (and probably have the least experience on it lol)
Im the only tenor sax in my band
*names every section but low reeds*
Low reeds: do we even matter?
Jocelyn Douglas Nope.
Jk! We love you!
Lol so true
Yeah. I feel bad for the black saxophones. No recognition
Hi bassoonist
@beth harrison same except I am a bassoonist
Oh my God!! "Can I play your key?" Story of my life!
Same, but I play sousaphone 😂
Same I play clarinet
Same but people don't ask they just do it without permission 😞
I get asked if they can push my valves (trumpet). I hate people doing that!! LOL
Those feels when your the only bassoon........
TheUSDollar omg I hate it
TheUSDollar same It is the worst
TheUSDollar YES YES YES YES YES
TheUSDollar SAME
TheUSDollar you're*
*"KISS MY BRASS"*
- Brass instrument player
any trombone players?
Boba I play Trombone.
Me *whips*
Here
I play the trombone
No blasting
Heh, my old Middle School had to make a 6 foot by six foot poster that said
"TRUMPETS PLAY LOUDER!" In nice vibrant colors.
Then hanged it on the wall.
That's risky
As a tenor, her statement was completely correct.
I play tenor alone also, but I feel special :3
***** Definitely.
Ari J. Weiss I feel, only tenor in a band
Ari J. Weiss Yeppppp
TRUE DAT TRUE DAT I ALSO PLAY TENOR AND IM THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!! #foreveralone
GUY FLUTE SWAG FOREVER!
+Dovahkiin 1st. I also do piccolo
👏👏👏👏👏
WOOOOOOOOOOO
HELL YEAH
"I couldn't get in tune today, so I hosted tuned the band flat" is my life story
at least everyone is flat and not just us :)
i just liked the "i blame the pit"
Gah the percussionists are not to blame we are the best. we are the heart of the band, you follow us. when we go off beat so do you so don't go blaming us cause you follow us. (sorry but that was my opinion)
Yup, that’s so accurate it’s sad
Anything wrong with the band “I blame he pit”
Oh the band started on the wrong foot? “It was the pit”
@@shaders3864 When you guys go off beat, you are the only beat we can listen to, so it is impossible not to follow you. Not all the time, but it is your fault.
@@shaders3864 Also you aren't the best, and aren't the heart of the band.
@@poopigenz4387 Can't even remember when I wrote that, but I seem tired and possibly frustrated about something else at the time. Being the best was a conceited statement and it is definitely accurate to say that it is not true. Although for the rest of it I think it considered which situation you come from. When I talk about heart of the band I mean the battery mainly, which is the other half of pit, and in the band I was once part of we pretty much built the beat off of our battery. (even the Drum majors keeping time off of their feet.) Sorry if my conceited comment hurt you, but honestly I wouldn't take it too seriously either since this is the internet.
“Is it flutiest or flowtiest”
“It’s flutiest, we play the flute not the flowt!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hate it when some kid steals your stand cuz u have a good one and he/she doesn't
"I'm saving my good reed for the concert"
And then for like a week and a half you're playing on a dilapidated and mutilated not-reed that's more like bamboo that's been run through a crappy shredder. And also you can get splinters in your lip.
"Only 9 more slides to go!" - me every rehearsal. Only 3 french horns in band and in our high school there aren't any😂😂
dude but like in my middle school i was literally the only french horn in my grade??
same 😫
same 😥
When I was in the seventh grade, I was the only French horn in the entire school. I'm not even joking.....THE ENTIRE SCHOOL
_holy cow me too shannon_
Shannon Fiscus Same! It sucks
“Hi I’m better then you” 🤣🤣🤣
pink diamond I was quoting the video 🤣
I play saxophone the struggle is real there are no good stands
Mi Mi The Dragon dude ikr
The dream for every sax player is having a legere reed.
IM GOD SO TRUE
TRUTH
Xia The Weeaboo at my school as a saxophonist we get to have the golden stand
whenever any reed instruments does anything wrong at all: "yeah, it's the reed"
That’s so true tho 😂
I’m a clarinet player and I ALWAYS blame the bad stuff on my reeds
stand problems on point
Playing extremely loud on oboes are so true.
Any oboe loners out ther??
hello
Definitely me.
Jamie Hayden
Hello
Yup, me
Nope..I'm a French horn
I actually tune the band sharp/flat if I can't get in tune. Because apparently oboes can do no wrong XD
My teacher made me tune the band and it's only been 1 and a half years since i became an oboist... *sir you're going to regret this*
not enough percussion.....
I know right
Tyler Stewart true there's 5 in my grade
Tyler Stewart there is never enough Percussion..never
There's only three percussionists in my grade...including myself.
My band has 17 in a 43 person band.
When you play the oboe and the conductor tells you to repeat a bar with the flutes and your the only oboe 💀
The stand thing is so true
Kokkivos Likos fr
Kokkivos Likos right!
Flip it over and tighten the screw
Remember you have one job with the French horn
Absolutely EVERYTHING
The can I play your key thing is so relatable omg 😂 before a concert my friends gather around me and press random keys
Heatsiar Another flute and I once fingered for each other for the hell of it. It was hilarious, and we didn't miss a single note!
"Hi, I'm better than you" best part of the entire video
my reed got stuck on my oboe today and it took me two hours to take it off.
The difficulties of playing the oboe.
But there are many good things about playing the oboe. The teacher NEVER cared about your posture. When you are too sharp, too flat, or u don't want to play, u can blame everything on the reed. When u forgets to do ur homework u can tell the teacher u spent your whole night fixing your oboe or making more reeds XD
We're not lazy, we're just better than everyone XD
Cynthia Guo Or when your the only Oboe and get stuck with Flute sheet music and when the teacher I calling instruments to play they always forget about you 😑😭
@@Kiersten_Duval that is so relatable
They switch to French horn cause it's the best
duh if course
fuck your brass
Patrick Flores
You have to be the brass and life will go on
Mari_ Rox I WON'T. I WON'T DO IT. SAX FTW
+Patrick Flores
You know you want to switch, EVERY1 DOES
📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯
"switched to French horn" my life
Being a French horn is hard sometimes
So much spit... so many valves...
So many paritals...
1:18 the struggle is so real
I known right
Clarinets smile 😄
😁
🤣😃
😐
🤬
The French horn part was so accurate
2:30
That's literally every single stand in my schools band room... They either slide down slowly, fall down out of nowhere, or the stand can't hold music without dropping the music... Yup... That's Murdock for ya'.
1:18 the struggle is so real- it's the only thing I don't like about the French horn
Sax is love, sax is life.
I used to play clarinet, then I switch to trombone
Jocie In the Making I play trombone
Good choice ☺
Excellent choice
Ok?
Omg I thought I was the only person that did that. When I told my band director that I wanted to switch to a brass instrument he went "Are you sure you can do it" hell yeah now I'm playing a flipping solo dude. All the clarinets call me a traitor.
Oboe life (like if you play oboe X3)
I laughed so hard when the bass clarinet player said “i’ve never used that one before” because I can relate to it so much as a bass clarinet player.
Im the only tenor in concert band.... I dont feel special cuz 1. i sit next to the low brass and they like pushing all the keys, 2. i dont have any ones part that is remotely the same as mine, and 3. when we have to do spot-checks/ section check im playing by my self while the altos, flutes,trumpets, trombones, bells, chimes, clarinets, french horns, drums, baritones and tubas all play together so if they mess up it is covered by the others but if I mess up you can hear it loud and clear. Its hard being a tenor sax.
DUDE I FEEL YOU SO MUCH.
Heyheyitsme23 23 literally me but I'm not in concert band
same here boi :(
The tenor sax is so true. I am the only one that plays it in my band.
Nerfer 9871 same :(
Nerfer 9871 me to
same boii :(
Nerfer 9871 lol there are about 6 sax players in just one class out of around 59 students in ONE class at my school
It's like a sad vine compilation 😂
"Dude.. I really need a pad right now."
"I got you a practice pad, here!" 😂
Can we have that piccolo player??
death by high B♭
I feel u tenor!! I'm always alone!!🎷
“ oh don’t worry I’m saving my good reed for the coserte “ relate able 😭😭
French horn: only 9 more slides to go!
Relatable
Omg the French horn spit struggle
Why does everyone French horn to switch, I'm English for my bad sorry.
There aren't enough French Horn players so people are forced to play them
YAASSSS OBOE PLAYER REPERSENTATION
HELLO YES IT IS I AN OBOE
*throws oboe party for all da kool kidz*
Kool kid? Hhahahahahahah
maria martinez DONT DENY THE FABULOUSNESS
Kurt C YAY PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE SAME THING AS ME
"Oh my instrument?...uh
*...well basically it's a mini tuba..."*
Oboe ftw
SAME
Bri Nute
Oh yes
Was the piccolo playing Shostakovich's Festive Overture?
I THINK SO.
3:46 "Hi I'm better than you!"
me. all the time. Even those times when im not first chair.
1:17 as a French horn player...
I agree in so many levels 😂😂😂 it's relatable 😆
“Only nine more slides to go” french horn problems. I can relate😂
Us tenor saxophone players are forever alone, I feel that girl.
same
I play alto so everyone hates me
My friend is a tenor sax. He's lonely because there are two tenors that are in high school now. Whenever one of them pops in he's like "COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOU SO MUCH!" Its kind of funny really.
MAY ASWELL SWITCH TO THE FRENCH HORN
As a clarinetist, this is what we say:
1. "Omg my reed is ToO dRy"
2. "Look at his bAD posture"
3. "Wait where are we?"
4. "UgGhh My reed chipped!!!"
5."Oops I dropped my clarinet LoLoLL"
It's true. Trust me. Lol.
And then there’s me, a young bassoon fan who supports everyone in the band and wishes the bassoon has more solos.
Why does everybody switch to french horn? I am a french horn haha, is it the worst instrument or something?
It's the best instrument
My clarinet life 😥😥
Omg the flute part when she said “you’re just gonna have to come up” was so accurate lmaooo
I’m not joking the French horn one where he says “only 9 more valves to go” IS MY ENTIRE MOOD
The guy at 2:44 had an A Day To Remember hoodie.!
4:15 saxophone
In my high school band, we had this thing we did called "locker wars". This is played when someone didn't lock their locker (people had a habit of doing that, triggered our director) and it was left like that over night. The next morning or afternoon, a member of the band would take the kid's lock who wasn't locked to their locker and hide it somewhere high in the band room. Ah band, I miss you.
It was funny when that one saxophone player asked, “can I borrow your pencil?”
Back in 8th grade, I borrowed my friend’s pencil a lot of times during band class because my pencils were always in my pencil case in my backpack.
5:00 I do this everyday
In all my time in band I've never known anyone to put a lock on their locker
As a Tuba player, not a lot of these apply to me but the kids in my class are always like this
I used to play bass clarinet, but now I play the bari sax, now I play contrabass clarinet, now I play bassoon... now I play all those instruments for different things. True story.
I hate how my band locker are really deep... Like the short arms people can't even reach all the way to the things at the other end of the locker.
Legend has it, the kid still can’t open his locker
When trumpet players take there mouth piece and make that screeching sound.
Imagine having more than one bassoon in a school band. I am the only bassoonist in a 20 mile radius at any given time at my school.
Tenor player: I'm forever alone
Me: TRUUUUUUEEEE, their like 20 alto's and 3 tenors T^T
“I play the flute for the ladies”
Me: That won’t work on me, try learning the bassoon
Stuff I Say in Band:
"I don't have a stand!"
"I forgot my instrument!"
"Mr. Ziegler! I need to go to the bathroom!"
"Hey friend, I need to go to the bathroom, but the teacher won't listen to me!"
"I think I broke my mallets. What's that dent in my mallets?"
"Where's the woodblock?"
"You play cowbell? I want to play cowbell!" *plays "Don't Fear the Reaper" with a woodblock*
I'm in the school band and one of the percussionists is playing cowbell for a song. In every practice the band teacher was telling him to play louder and more proudly....
At the concert he was told by the judges to blay quieter and less proud.
I still tease him about it
“It’s not low enough, we need a contrabassoon”
Me: No you don’t. The bassoon is low enough
Basically my school percussion. I can say this because I'm in percussion
*instead of normal accents, plays the loudest rimshots known to man*
*"Hey Ryan! I bet you can't play 5 measures sixty-fourth notes with 6 nested tuplets inside every other note"*
My band mates (I call them) always say/do
(we play flute)
“What measure are we on?”
“Is that Ab or G?”
“how do you play sharp again”
*stops in the middle of a song because they can’t keep up*
“what’s the harmony for jingle bells, I forgot”
“Wait, do we go now?”
“When do we stop…?”
*plays random notes because they don’t know the song*
“The quarter rest sign looks weird”
“My flute is so airy omg”
“MY FLUTE MAKES NO SOUND”
*you literally can’t hear the flutes in band*
“Flute is pointless, you can never hear them.”
*plays hot cross buns in the middle of the trombones performing*
*hits someone’s eye with their flute and being oblivious about it*
*doesn’t go when it’s the flute part of the section’s turn*
“this is so hard”
“I give up”
The saxophonist always needing a pencil is so accurate, and the stands, and the I've never used that key b4 on the bass clarinet( except on the saxophone)
When I started in elementary and picked my instrument I chose Trumpet. The director tried to convince me to do French Horn instead but I wasn't having it.
6 years and a different director later my High School director swapped me to the Flugelhorn, which is basically a discount French Horn 🙃
This seems like a very real description of my bands all iv ever been in
“My flute is having Structural issues” I can feel that
If band sections were family
Clarinet:the caring but still sassy
Flute:the judgmental people
Trumpet:the I'm better then you
Sax:chill