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Intro Song | Kevin MacLeod - Doh De Oh
Background Song #1 | Bknapp - game over remix
Background Song #2 | outdoors - tired
Song at 7:00 | Hallelujah
Outro Song | Tesla Boy - Dream Machine - Zábava
When you go into a video hoping for comedy and get a depression session at the end.
The only way that could get any sadder is if they played "Let Her Go" in the backround
It was a very good story but when that kid went: "SwAgGeRsOuLs YoU HaVe A sMaLl PeNiS" I fucking lost it
you have 420 likes i can't ruin it
Sliced Lemons who sing it?
Miguel Molina na he fucking ruined it raccoon probably had a funnier ending
Even with that kid interrupting Racc he still managed to stay in character
Well i dont think the story was gonna end with racc saying the biggest problem was having a dinky dick
Bruh I wouldn’t survive someone interrupting me like that I’d be dying
I think it’s because he isn’t swagger souls but he still put it in the story
Yeah but I still think it was a prick move, I wished he hadn't done that
He’s not just a prick he’s the whole cactus
"Eating your grandmother's ashes gives you her power."
Me: ah yes, I now have the power of child abuse
Geez dude
I now have the power to give money secretly
to my grandsons
this is my ending to racc's story, enjoy:
alright so...
this is a story of how... my old man lost his life to the great war.
i still remember the cold, lifeless stare he would give me as he creaked back in forth in his rocking chair. his eyes filled with the victims of war. no, he didn't lose his life to the battlefield, but he lost almost everything else. his personality, his ability to speak and most importantly, his happiness.
i wasn't even sure if he recognized me half of the time. It was as if a complete stranger had taken refuge in our living room. just a cold, lifeless husk with moons under his eyes and a... pair of cheekbones screaming with malnutrition as he sat there all alone...
downing bottle after bottle of whiskey just so that he could feel something. i knew that even if he could no longer speak that- that my dad was probably still in there somewhere. the dad that used to explode with positivity and charisma no matter the circumstances. the dad that would take me to the park and push me on the swing until his arms got tired. and we'd fall over together in the grass.
even when he first got drafted he seemed so invincible. like no amount of war would ever be able to change him. even though i knew deep down he was probably scared. the day he left he made a joke along the lines of "if there is a god out there, may he have mercy... on my soul". if he only knew how tragically ironic that was.
many years went by and my mum became deathly ill. bed-bound with a jarring flu that only seemed to get worse every day. our neighbors would sometimes stop by with home made medicines and antidotes. but as the days passed they started to show up less and less. i think that's because they started to realize it was futile. and the day i found my mother dead was the day i was catapulted out of my childhood. i buried her with a handful of tulips from our garden, but for some reason i never shed a single tear. before she had passed, she had baked an apple pie and let it cool on the kitchen windowsill,
hoping the fragrance would help guide my father back home.
the very same day my mother had died.
every day after that, i still tried to speak to my dad. he still never spoke to me even after i told him that mom died. it seemed as if it didn't really affect him. mom's apple pie didn't lead him back. all it led was a body with no feeling. i never knew how to process these things. at one point i completely gave up.
one morning i woke up, feeling the need to say at least one thing to my dad. i saw him in his rocking chair outside, and his chair completely stopped moving.
my father had died.
i buried him next to mom with the same tulips from our garden. this time i was crying. after all this time i was finally starting to realize the good memories i had with the both of them.
after i buried my dad, i sat down in bed thinking about nothing. it was just me, a cold, lifeless husk with moons under his eyes.
OH MY GOSH THE PART YOU WROTE WAS SO GOOD- WRITE A BOOK SISSS
kayla calma fucking garbage you ruined the whole thing
I want to like but it has 69 likes
@@crazylamofficial6628 i feel you bro
@@NotMe-yh5gi no u
I actually teared up on that story. I hate that the kid really ruined the mood.
Same
I was kissed when he didn’t get to finish the story
I did too
@@xdnoodles165 "kissed" lmao
GTR 709 me to
Racc has the perfect story telling ability and it’s hilarious
Kinda like leafy
"we still reminisce about the time he ate my fuckin nut"
Its because of his SEXY voice
He should do books for audible.
Minecraft Stevediamonds dude. Yes. I played forza with him the other night. and his videos def aren’t scripted. He’s a really great guy.
Guitar songs:
hallelujah - bon jovi (cover)
The river flows in you - yiruma
elian joensen Jesus Christ dude thank you so much
elian joensen what was the song?
elian joensen thx
Thank you
I love you
If only he knew how many times I’ve watched all his videos. Waiting for his return. Miss you rac
Facts
Guess what biches
Waits finally over bro
hes back (sort of)
@@tuhey6362
Not gonna lie, I wanted to hear the rest of the story, how the character would overcome such heartbreak and growing up so fast. Racc, if you're reading this, I think I speak for everyone and that we wouldn't mind a video of the retelling with no interruptions
it was a joke
yeah that was a cool ass story, the kid ruined it
FaZe Eugene So, it was nevertheless a very enthralling story
This needs to be upvoted more
@@lebumjames5299 everyone knows it was a joke, if you don't get why we want to hear the rest, then shut the fuck up and leave
*Stapling the avocados together just means they all roll off the counter together*
Fucking idiots the table will break
Staple the fucking table to the floor
BottomFrag Ya but the floor will just roll off the useless ass table too. You gotta stable your floor to the fucking tectonic plate beneath your house. Then you're floor is secured.
EDIT: Words and shit
But the plate will can’t handle the pressure of the table thus making it a very high explosive and make a sink hole
McNasty shit you's right
“Sounds like someone trying to mow a river”
-RaccoonEggs 2018
That broke me 🤣
thanks for repeating what he just fucking said
Passion Project huh?
_my passion is to have friends_
soggy. Biscuts I would get an F- 😔
did you fail
@@mfkrmaggot2755
Yep.
Kirishima is my spirit animal
@@bluebaby4120
Same
“I’m Hispanic so I-“
*cuts to ad about a war game*
Same thing happened to mee
I got an ad for condoms last time I watched.
*Ad*War,War never changes...
@@Bluevlower it may be because of the error your dad made so you dont make the same error
Seems about right.
That last bit was really golden
Liam W until that kid ruined it. Rip
i was actually really in to it but then i realized who i was watching and i was expecting a sad story and got a tragic one
UberRad., but he saved it though
Who else is binge watching his videos because it’s the end of CS?
Jake the Dog 🐕
Me.
yep
@@samgriffitts4304 yeah
How is it the end of cs
is no one gonna talk about how the dooo was playin the background music to the sad story?
Just realized that lmao
That second story was actually pretty sad
KeisukeTWT - ikr like that actually kind of made me sad
Especially when he revealed to us he was swaggersouls and had a small benis. That's when I bawled tears of sadness
I almost told alexa to play despacito 5 :''(
7:57 Bungie and Halo being seperated.
@@kane3575 hi
Eat an oreo
"Aw crap I'm lactose intolerant"
*Takes Epipen*
Proud to be the 100th like
oreos are vegan and don't have milk in them. It has traces of milk products but milk is not an ingredient.
@@cyxie9227 That's great, but it doesn't have anything to with trying to use an epipen to counter lactose intolerance.
@@trent5807 tf are you on about, you wouldn't have to "use an epipen to counter lactose intolerance" because oreos are fucking vegan and if you ate a god damn oreo and were lactose you would be fine. What do you not understand you dense cabbage
@@cyxie9227 I'm on about the fact that an epipen wouldn't help with lactose intolerance in general. That's a bit bigger than oreos not being made with milk.
I watched this video so many times already, but I tear up whenever I listen to 7:56
5:11 I laughed so hard that I broke a blood vessel in my eye.
That story was going good till that kid interrupted
T_Mac probably he planned it that way
I thought the part where the father lost his soul in war was funnier than that lol
S W A K K A
S O U L S Y O U
H A V E A T I N Y
D I K
I just enjoyed the river flows in you being played in the background 😂
So fucking true
that kid's a huge jerk for just ruining the mood like that.. 10:07
Tru doh
EDIT: oh kool. Likes. Thats...neat.
SwäggerSåls, yoo have a smål pénis.
I died when he said that
I know right I was just starting to cry
why is it always foreign kids
You know I watch these videos to ease pains...When I watch these I feel like a heavy weight had just been lifted and I can relax for a while , so i'd like thank you for making awesome content and … Pain easing content ...
Ok boomer
3:55 I love how “the bomb has been planted” sound comes right after that sentence
6:50
“How hairy are your balls?”
“Uh. Not very hairy.”
“I’m Hispanic so I usually-“
**cuts to ad**
Same 6hing fucking happen and it was a fucking anime ad
Doesn't ads go off cookies so your history of watching on CZcams anime?
Parzival that annoys me so much
SAME THING
hashahahaha
7:58 wtf are you doin on a surf server go write a book or something
Sakke Can somebody write that down
its a copypasta bub its already been all over the internet
Joseph Gurski lol, you have the wrong idea, it's because of what he said.
thinking I actually cried bro it was so deep
thinking legit like damn
Can't wait to see you again Racc
Dude that's deep you literally had me contemplating on if life was worth living and that's something that never happens to me
7:00 - 7:53 greatest story of all time
GameplayGalore thank you!!!
GameplayGalore aà
Oh yea ;)
GameplayGalore agreed
Is the Dooo doing the music?
This is a story about how my old man lost his life to the Great War, I still remember the cold lifeless stare he would give me as he creaked back and forth in his rocking chair... his eyes, filled with the victims of war... and no he didn’t lose his life on the battlefield but... he lost pretty much everything else... his personality, his ability to speak, and most of all: his happiness... I wasn’t even sure if he recognized me half the time... it was as if a complete stranger had taken refuge in our living room... just a cold lifeless husk with moons under his eyes and... a pair of cheekbones screaming with malnutrition as he sat there, all alone... downing bottle and bottles of whiskey just so he could feel something... I knew that even though he could no longer speak... that my old dad was probably still in there somewhere... the dad that use to explode with charisma and positivity no matter what the circumstances... the dad that would take me to the park and push me on the swing until his arms got tired and we would fall over together in the grass... even when he first got drafted, he seemed invincible like no amount of war would ever be able to change him... even though I knew deep down that he was probably scared... the day he left he made a joke along the lines of: “if there is a god out there, may he have mercy... upon my soul.” If he only knew how tragically ironic that was... many years went by and my mother became deathly ill... bedbound with a jarring flu that only seemed to get worse everyday... our neighbor... our neighbors would... sometimes stop by with... homemade medicines and antidotes but... as the days passed they started to show up less and less... I think it was because they started to realize it was becoming futile... and the day I found my mother dead was the day i was catapulted out of my childhood... and I buried her with a handful of tulips from our garden but for some reason I never shed a single tear... before she had passed she had... baked a apple pie and let it cool on the windowsill... hoping the fragrance would guide my father back home... and the day my mother died was the very last day that my father was human, humanity stripped
BRO I WAS ABOUT TO ASK SOMEONE TO WRITE DOWN WORD FOR WORD THE SAD STORY BUT HEY YOU SAVED ME THE TROUBLE
God bless you brother
Yoooo
how much time does your ass have
Sythe your a god
That story at the end really shows Racc's full roundness as an individual. Talking about an intimate tale of past charisma and physical death, the mother who gave life died of ills and the father who raised his son a good childhood now a shadow desperately groping to feel anything at all much less half of what he previously felt, mixed with the steady handling of an interruption into talking about his small penis, with that being the really saddest thing of all. What a great fucking video and a wonderful use of talent.
Famous CZcamsr: says anything Everyone else in the lobby: HAHAHAHAHSNMFLFLSKAJKWKWKW
I've watched this so many times but this time it changed
When you started talking at 7:58
I actually started to cry because I lost my dad a little over a year ago and it's really been hitting me hard.
He'd always pick us up on the weekends. Now he can't.
I really fucking miss him and it's never going to be easy to think about him, because every time I just shut down and stop wanting to live. It's horrible to live without him here.
Even though he's gone, sometimes I still wake up on the weekends hoping that I'm on his living room couch, and not my cold, empty bed. I still hope every Friday that when I come home from school, mom will tell us he's okay and that he's picking us up for the weekend. Sometimes I feel like I've died and I'm in hell, because that's what it's like without him.
It's hard to breathe when I remember just how fast he was gone.
He had complications with his lungs and it progressed too fast for him to get the hep he needed. The last time I saw him, he couldn't even speak. He already looked like he was dead, but the nurse said he could hear us. I was huddled in the corner of the room crying for ten or so minutes. The weeks leading up to that were terrible. His eyes were dull. He couldn't breathe. The night he was sent to the hospital, there was a thunderstorm. I've been scared of them ever since. Every clap of thunder reminds me of the sound of the machine that kept him alive, and the sound of him being unable to breathe. Every flash of lightning reminded me of his cold eyes. The harsh light of the lamp in his living room as I sat up at night. He had been saying how he wanted to shoot himself, just to end the suffering. I could never sleep at night on the weekends. I was always afraid I'd either be woken up by a gunshot, or I'd wake up and find him dead. I was scared that he'd die and I'd have to be the one to tell my brothers. Scared that I'd have to be the one to tell them and see their hearts just break. Hear the pain and utter defeat in their voices. I was always scared and I still am. I'm scared because the truth is...He's never coming back. He's gone and I'll never see him again. Never hug him, hear his laugh, or see him happy. I want to die too, so that maybe I'll get to see him again. Maybe if I die, I'll get to find him and hug him and be with him again. Then I remember just how much I'm disappointing him, and I realize that he'd be ashamed of what I've become. I'm just an empty shell of who I was. Losing him meant that I lost myself as well. He wouldn't even recognize me if he saw me. I have to live with that for the rest of my life.
Sometimes watching videos like these ease the suffering I've been dealing with, and for that I'm grateful. I'm grateful to have come across your videos, because I forget that I'm lost. Even if it's just for an hour or so. I remember who I was for a little while. So thank you for putting out content, even if you never knew how much you helped me without trying. Thank you so much.
I have no words after reading that
I'm sorry
@@liambowl3189 It's absolutely understandable. No matter what it's hard to accept that he's gone. I appreciate that you took time out of your day to read all that, even if we don't know each other.
@@editortoby I apologize that you had a father like that. I hope that you and your brother are alright
Hasselback Potato man I hope you feel better, you’re important to everyone.
Just remember that everyone cares about u even though i don’t not shit at all about u ur important ok bro and u can push through this
Raccoon: *says anything*
Everyone: HHAHAHAHHAA
O.D dedassss they laugh at anything
Raccoon: “Timmy bought a new pair of shoes”
Everyone else: *cue laugh track, cue Seinfeld theme*
Fr
He only shows the ones that actually hit
Raccoon: Do u ever like take a shit and it smells bad
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAG
I’m rewatching all of rac’s old videos and this is one of the greatest videos on CZcams. Right behind CS:GO Standup and CS:GO Improv that is.
When you started talking about that story of the dad, that relates too much to me that I cried. My grandfather went in to serve in the Vietnam War, and he came back happy and healthy to see us. But a few months later he starts suffering from Alzheimers and he doesnt even know anyone at this point and he is like a little baby watching kid shows and looking at newspapers barely knowing how to read. I just wished he recognized me.
That asshat ruined the story I was so invested lol. I applaud your ability to just make a story like that and keep flowing with no issues.
I feel like that was the punch line for the entire story tho 😂😂😂
It's a copy and paste story LOL
this is the story of how my old man lost his life to the great war. i still remember the cold lifeless stare that he would give me as he creaked back and fourth in his rocking chair... his eyes filled with the victims of war. no, he didnt lose his life on the battlefield but... he lost just about everything else... his personality, his ability to speak, and... most of all his happiness. i wasnt even sure if he recognized me half the time... it was as if a complete stranger had taken refuge in our living room... just a cold, lifeless husk with a pair of moons under his eyes and a pair of cheekbones screaming with malnutrition as he sat there all alone... downing bottle after bottle of whiskey just so that he could feel something. i knew that even if he could no longer speak that... that my old dad was probably still in there somewhere... the dad that used to explode with charisma and positivity no matter what the circumstances... y’know the dad that would take me to the park and push me on the swing until his arms got tired and we’d fall over together in the grass. even when he first got drafted he seemed so invincible like... no amount of war would ever be able to change him... even though... i knew deep down that he was probably scared. the day he left he made a joke along the lines of, “If there is a god out there, may he have mercy on my soul.” if he only knew how tragically ironic that was. many years went by and my mother became deathly ill. bedbound with a jarring flu that only seemed to get worse everyday. our neighbors would sometimes stop by with homemade medicines and antidotes but.. as the days passed they started to show up less and less. i think its because they started to realize it was futile... and the day i found my mother dead was the day that i was catapulted out of my childhood. i buried her with a handful of tulips from our garden but for some reason, i never shed a single tear. before she had passed she had baked an apple pie and let it cool on the kitchen windowsill... hoping the fragrance would help guide my father back home... the very same day when my mother died was the last day that i stopped caring about everything. hopefully my father will gain back his existence in life...
you do realize that you putting it in a comment doesn't prove your point. You literally could've just gone through the video and wrote it all down.
KucklePuff the point was I put it in the comment so you could google it
but why would I google it? That's a lot of work. You could've googled it and linked it.
3:33
When ancestry.com says you’re 0.01% arab
I want to know what sound affect that is! Anybody know???
AMKB I’m actually 50% Arab because my father is Egyptian
@@WastedGTAZ go boom
@@Kris-hm5lfI'm Egyptian lol
BLARG!
To think about it this was 4 years ago and I felt like watching it yesterday, man race I know you’re sick of hearing this but I miss you so much man. You changed my life inspired me to make CZcams videos. I love you so much man I hope you’re doing the best
When I first heard that story I legitimately shed a tear. It's a truly emotional story.
Avocado Stapler.
Sad
Pls don't do gambling videos.. They are boring
You all loved the Avocado Stapler now we have the Avocado Nailer
Mr. Eko then don't watch them
just staple them to the table
I think the part I liked most was when Racc suggested you take an Epi-pen for lactose intolerance.
In-toddler-ants
dairy allergies exist
Pnkysaur Except lactose intolerance is different from milk allergies and Racc specified that it was lactose intolerance.
Action Very Shoot Shoot oh sorry guess I didn’t notice
Pnkysaur Yeah, milk allergies can be extremely serious, I know that. Lactose intolerance usually just gives you diarrhea.
You know you Earned his respect when you roast him and then he ASKS if he could put his brother on the mic XD
That reminded me that on the day when the alert for the nuke came out I lived in Hawaii at the time because my father had military service there, but when we saw the alert it was early in the morning and my dad saw it and ended up just telling us to go back to bed, cause there was nothing to worry about
This went from making me laugh my ball hair off to deep holy crap
Bigfat Coconut The fuck is ball hair?
Absolute Perfection
Lmao I agree. Bro if u don't understand what ball hair is wtf are you doing on the raccooneggs channel
Bigfat Coconut i almost cried
I deadass started to cry when you started talking about the war story😢😂
Me too... I feel so weak...
ye boi JUICE same
He kinda ruined it at the end tho
Deadass tho?
yeah i feel ya because i was laughing so hard and then all of a sudden my mood changed so fast when he started the story i believe it was the music in the background that made me feel deep with the emotion he was putting out i felt as if my soul and body just left and that i couldn't move anything i was just in shock sitting there with countless tears falling down my face and i couldn't bring myself back together i also felt as if i was in the mother's position and i was just waiting for my approaching death and nothing to prevent it i felt hopeless and i felt no need to live i feel like i truly experienced true sadness and depression nothing that these hypochondriac like children feel or felt it was like i was in a never ending abyss and i had no future to behold me or my goals it also doesn't help the situation that my girlfriend i had more feelings for anyone more feelings for my own fucking mother and father combined matter a fact more than my entire family tree combined left me and now i'm just waiting for my own death to behold me and as i sit here i wait for the never ending suffering to calm down or at least settle to the point where i can i actually speak without crying cause i cant feel any emotion at this point all edginess aside i couldn't experience the slightest happiness without thinking of her the thought of it makes me want to think if life is even worth living and if i hold any true value to it and if it holds any meaning for me to wake up in the morning because i feel like im insulting my family by being alive then again i'm a 14 year old who has a cake as his profile picture so i have no respect in this community lol still though i'm feeling a little down
Racc is such a unique person, so comedic and hilarious but can change into a wholesome but sad person it’s just so amazing. He deserves a great life.
At 3:14 when he said you probably eat popcorn with a spoon that just gave me a flashback form 6 years ago
that was the saddest and most greatest story i've ever heard
Same
im crying
Your grammar is the saddest I've ever read.
I’m Dirty Dan you spelled grammar wrong
Agree
racooneggs would be a good stand up comedian
evyn2 themax he just says edgy shit all the time, it’s not smart comedy
He would be a good stand for a suicidal person, because he allways lets people down.
@@lachlanmayfield4599 sure but he does have over one million subs and he's like Bo Burnham but he doesn't always express his comedy through music, but this is just my opinion
@@lachlanmayfield4599 some people don't always like smart comedy
7:15 i love how the song fits up with the most beautiful part of the story
7:00 made me cry
The guys who thought he was swagger really ruined the mood
I wanna listen to the whole story, your right
Getrekt 7202 I know right, I wanted to hear the rest of the story
He be the swagger souls of youtube
Nicholas Validvia Its a copypasta,
this is the story of how my old man lost his life to the great war. i still remember the cold lifeless stare that he would give me as he creaked back and fourth in his rocking chair... his eyes filled with the victims of war. no, he didnt lose his life on the battlefield but... he lost just about everything else... his personality, his ability to speak, and... most of all his happiness. i wasnt even sure if he recognized me half the time... it was as if a complete stranger had taken refuge in our living room... just a cold, lifeless husk with a pair of moons under his eyes and a pair of cheekbones screaming with malnutrition as he sat there all alone... downing bottle after bottle of whiskey just so that he could feel something. i knew that even if he could no longer speak that... that my old dad was probably still in there somewhere... the dad that used to explode with charisma and positivity no matter what the circumstances... y’know the dad that would take me to the park and push me on the swing until his arms got tired and we’d fall over together in the grass. even when he first got drafted he seemed so invincible like... no amount of war would ever be able to change him... even though... i knew deep down that he was probably scared. the day he left he made a joke along the lines of, “If there is a god out there, may he have mercy on my soul.” if he only knew how tragically ironic that was. many years went by and my mother became deathly ill. bedbound with a jarring flu that only seemed to get worse everyday. our neighbors would sometimes stop by with homemade medicines and antidotes but.. as the days passed they started to show up less and less. i think its because they started to realize it was futile... and the day i found my mother dead was the day that i was catapulted out of my childhood. i buried her with a handful of tulips from our garden but for some reason, i never shed a single tear. before she had passed she had baked an apple pie and let it cool on the kitchen windowsill... hoping the fragrance would help guide my father back home... the very same day when my mother died was the last day that i stopped caring about everything. hopefully my father will gain back his existence in life...
Slipslapman God bless your soul man. Thank you.
2:36 this guy got asthma
Sam6059 I have asthma and I laugh like that half of the time😂😂😂
Wheres my asthma squad at?
for christmas
Sam6059 i do to it sucks
That story about your dad was the closest I’ve ever been to crying because of any recording, movie, show, book, anything. Then the ending hit and ruined it all
that story was actually so good i almost cried wtf
“Trying to mow water” IM DEAD
This is a story of how my old man lost his life to the great war.
I still remember the cold lifeless stare he would give me as he creaked back in forth in his rocking chair. His eyes filled with the victims of war. No, he didn't loose his life to the battlefield, but he lost almost everything else. His personality, his ability to speak and most importantly, his happiness.
I wasn't even sure if he recognized me half of the time. It was as if a complete stranger had taken refuge in our living room. Just a cold lifleess husk with moons under his eyes and a pair of cheekbones screaming with malnutrition.
As he sat there all alone
downing bottle after bottle of whiskey just so that he could feel something. I knew that even if he could no longer speak that my dad was probably still in there somewhere. The dad that used to explode with positivity and charisma no matter the circumstances. The dad that would take me to the park and push me on the swing until his arms got tired. And we'd fall over together in the grass.
Even when he first got drafted he seemed so invincible. Like no amount of war would ever be able to change him. Even though i knew deep down he was probably scared. The day he left he made a joke along the lines of "may he have mercy... on my soul". That if he only knew how tragically ironic that was.
Many years went by and my mum became deathly ill. Bedbound with a jaring flu that only seemed to get worse every day. Our neighbors would sometimes stop by with home made medicines and antidotes. But as the days passed they started to show up less and less. I think that's because they started to realize it was futile. And the day I found my mother dead was the day I was catipulted out of my childhood. Iburried her with a handful of tulips from my garden but for some reason I never shed a tear. Before she had passed she had baked an apple pie and let it cool on the kitchen windowsill,
hoping the fragrance would help guide my father back home.
The very same day my mother had died.
I want you to be the person to polish off this story I want you to complete racc's story I want you to tell me what happened to my boi after ma died
It wasnt real
FaZe Eugene we didn’t say it was
quality
Bruh how many times did you have to watch this video to get it all down?
When a CZcamsr makes you go from laughing so hard your neighbors thinks something is wrong to making you shed a few tears, you know you found someone who makes the good content.
Got to love that Nintendo and lo-fi in the background
7:58 Bro... who the hell is cutting onions.... ugh
Dubthachian I legit cried at that moment
tbh that is sad
Ikr
wenever i see ur profile i think of earrape
I need that song. Sounds like some version of river flows in you. Description says hallelujah...
puts out 100k video
*hits 350k"
lol tru
Jolasso Truuuu
100k vid today
The guy wheezing at the avacodo stapler is the funniest thing I have seen in a while 😂 😂
the dad story actually got me crying
I legit almost cried at the end
Evan same
My grandpa literally passed away last night I did cry a bit at the end
odin houston I'm EXTREMELY sorry to here that. I give you my deepest condolence. -_-
fuck same
Damn finding nice people in the racoon eggs comments who would have thought but thanks
dude i was actually tearing up at your story. that’s deep
Until the fuckin kid ruined the mood..
@@artificial9340 True.
Foxxen it’s a copy pasta tho
@@John_F_Kennedy79 it's the way he told it
Dude when he described his eyes like "The moon's under his eyes and cheeks screaming with malnutrition" I could like actually see that person in my head he tells stories in such good detail OMG
The duck fighting like cats made me laugh my laughter box out
the story gave me memories of my grand father. thank you racoon eggs, for letting me remember my past once again.
5:39 *Ninja?...*
8-bit Lolz oh fuck 😂😂😂
8-bit Lolz UH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HOW R U NOT AT FKING SCHOOL 😂😂
@@HoshiroNariXH bRooOoo wHy arE yOU sOo mAaaad
10:10 top 10 anime plot twists
hell yes
The last story man.
Not gonna lie they had us in the first half
6:37 sounds like me starting my dirtbike up in -45 degree weather.
STOP KNIVING AAAAAAaaaaaaa
jk nice video
I didn't even realize I was knifing so much until you pointed it out. Am I disabled?
Hey Matt and raccoon
MattCS more like knife video amirite?
RaccoonEggs yes
The song for the second story is River Flows In You.
Like so other people can find this too
Thank goodness so many others know also.
That was an awesome acoustic cover by that guy.
That person Was The Dooo A Guitar CZcamsr witch plays on games and such check him out
Icarus 69 likes
Nice
BTW I was the 69th like
*NICE*
Grisoul In soviet russia
River flows in you
I thought I recognized it
If I'm really depressed and need to smile I binge watch Racc's videos
When you told the story about your dad and the great war I was expecting you to say "And thats the story of SS Soldier [my dad]"
Not even joking those where good ass stories
Geminy b
Geminy is it just me or could recc become good ass storyteller or bookwriter
husdfgvgocubi 1234 I think he could
You should listen to his read the book "Where the wild things are" It's a shortened down version but i've fallen asleep to that video a countless number of times.
Geminy the girl ruined it though in the end
Fun Fact, I went to the same school as Timmy Thick.
No you didn't stop lying
@@vrtrixx9236 BET
No wayy.
Probably.
Neon Nick pics or it didn’t happen
Dude the story was so good I shed a tear
0:43 has been mood this past week not gonna lie
HAVE U FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME RACCOONEGGS!?
Lars how many times have you died?
Why does he keep resurrecting you?
go make me a fucking sandwich snbbie.
I CANT COUNT OR MAKE FOOD THATS WHY I EAT OF THE FLOOR!
how the hell did you get up there?
I was assigned a product in my product design class where I had to invent my own product.....I made up the avocado stapler.....I got a B- in it
Shit
Racc is so fucking amazing, I've never seen a CZcams who can make me cry and laugh in the same 2 minutes we love you racc😭❤
That last part made me cry
6:34 I challenge racc to a quacking battle...
6:36 is it possible to learn this power?
I dont even know how to begin to make this sound.
Not from leukaemia
One of my friends can do it and he does it when we’re on FaceTime, ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY
@@reaperh2o867 its easy
I know how to make the sound but I can’t really describe how to do it
The song that the guy played when racc was telling a story is: ruver flows in you guitar version
Right as soon as racc said I love girls who play hopscotch police sirens turned on and I died of laughter 🤣
The sad story:
This is a story about how my old man lost his life to the Great War, I still remember the cold lifeless stare he would give me as he creaked back and forth in his rocking chair... his eyes, filled with the victims of war... and no he didn’t lose his life on the battlefield but... he lost pretty much everything else... his personality, his ability to speak, and most of all: his happiness... I wasn’t even sure if he recognized me half the time... it was as if a complete stranger had taken refuge in our living room... just a cold lifeless husk with moons under his eyes and... a pair of cheekbones screaming with malnutrition as he sat there, all alone... downing bottle and bottles of whiskey just so he could feel something... I knew that even though he could no longer speak... that my old dad was probably still in there somewhere... the dad that use to explode with charisma and positivity no matter what the circumstances... the dad that would take me to the park and push me on the swing until his arms got tired and we would fall over together in the grass... even when he first got drafted, he seemed invincible like no amount of war would ever be able to change him... even though I knew deep down that he was probably scared... the day he left he made a joke along the lines of: “if there is a god out there, may he have mercy... upon my soul.” If he only knew how tragically ironic that was... many years went by and my mother became deathly ill... bedbound with a jarring flu that only seemed to get worse everyday... our neighbor... our neighbors would... sometimes stop by with... homemade medicines and antidotes but... as the days passed they started to show up less and less... I think it was because they started to realize it was becoming futile... and the day I found my mother dead was the day i was catapulted out of my childhood... and I buried her with a handful of tulips from our garden but for some reason I never shed a single tear... before she had passed she had... baked a apple pie and let it cool on the windowsill... hoping the fragrance would guide my father back home... and the day my mother died was the very last day that my father was human, humanity stripped
Dragonflame9975 can u send this to me
So did he make it up on the spot?
Can you send that to me on Instagram? (@mccalebtv)
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Don't forgot the saddest bit of all- he still had a tiny dick. Just so truly tragic.
not gunna lie i kinda shed a tear at the end
Pussy
Pussy
Nevermind I just cried
Pussy
Oh yeah yeah .............. I did to bro
That story at the end was really heart touching
The story started off sad but it just got sad and more sad until I started crying
that last part with The Dooo.... best fucking story ever :(
Flip Z I thought no-one noticed
THANK YOU! No one else seemed to fucking notice
Only TheDooo could play River flows in you on guitar like that
i cried
WAIT THAT WAS THE FUCKING DOOO?
7:00 - 7:55 best story ever told
I've used that story...it touched the hearts of my team in overwatch
Dude that hit me in the feels 10:01
every so often when i get bored in a game of CS i ask people if they wanna hear my little brother. funny every time
These videos are best when you're extremely tired.
is it wierd i cry when he told the sad story
loot_llama_YT
No. Yknow what's weird is that male kangaroo's flex their muscles when they see a female.
1tz_Lowkey *you are what you eat*
No
papito bueno so you’re a dick ?
loot_llama_YT same 😭😭
When I die, I want my ashes to be mixed into some coolaide powder so whoever drinks it can gain my powers
A passion project class actually sounds like a lot of fun I don't know what that dude is on about.