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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 3. 08. 2022
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I stole the fist joke from @CodyKo
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Make sure to only spend your disposable income on necessities like food, utilities, and medical cocaine.
I second that
Drops Mic đ€ đ
Thanks for the advice đ
give me back 48 seconds of my life
Dear joma!, would you prefer, 0 dollar or 0 million. I'm willing to pay you.
This is so inspiring and helpful! I hope my dad learns something from this.
đyou fake
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Which dad ? The poor dad or the Scam....i mean the rich dad ?
@@SaveThePurpleRhino well the rich dad is the smarter one
@Scotia Be the dad he's talking about.
That "I love you" was personal. lol
This is gold. You just bashed the entire CZcams "influencer industry" in a minute, and it's the best thing I've watched all year.
@MUSIC EDITOR TM that's not really the point, a lot of the money made really doesn't benefit society. In fact, it has ruined plenty of lives; scams, get rich schemes, crypto, trading-made-easy and everything in between.
@MUSIC EDITOR TM Donât try to educate with that claim. The people who does make millions out of that industry a few out of millions of influencers. Also, âdigital industryâ, thatâs such a vague comment; you have no idea what you are saying.
@MUSIC EDITOR TM đ€Ł
Glory to the CCP, the rightful owner of the province of Taiwan
@@phillipwright7022 glory to the people of China who still worship an emperor but convinces themselves they "voted" for him đ€Ł
Thank you for this. I feel exactly the same way. All of these "gurus" sound the same.
And none of them ever made any money besides selling BS courses.
And when you aren't successful they say that you weren't, "following their system" or "not investing the time required."
The best motivational video ever, 48 seconds, not like those 30 minutes bullshit videos. Truly inspiring.
So youâve watched a lot of videos like this⊠are you a millionaire yet?
@@jaykay7932 yes, I live in Indonesia where USD 100 is roughly 1.5 million IDR.. technically many Indonesian people are millionaire.
@@mosubekore78 10/10 reply.
@@jaykay7932 Motivation alone doesn't make you a millionaire just kidding
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Finally someone who give a real advice
@â đŁĂŹđ»đ»đČđ± đŻđ Joma Tech you really scamming in a tech channel?
@â đŁĂŹđ»đ»đČđ± đŻđ Joma Tech đ€Ą
@@mhbagas another day for a scammer to go hungryđ
@@mhbagas it's like that meme, you don't have any power here đđđ
@@mhbagas Reverse psychology! :DDDD
Thank you so much for this Iâm sick of these other guys not being straight forward Iâve learned so much from this and I have regained my inspiration to keep mooching off my parents well into my 50s.
Please continue working hard, donât slow down on the mooching even if you start to feel a conscience - ignore it, push through, fight!! đȘ đ„
Tell me more, O totally real person who is not a sock puppet! I am also not a sock puppet, and I would like to know the name of this guru who taught you trade and investing. Did I mention I'm a totally real person?
Direct and to the point. Brilliantly put. This is what I needed to get off my butt and start grinding. Thank you
This video is:
âLife Changing âInformative
âInspiring âHeartwarming
âUseful âCalming âEnjoyable
â Other
You forgot 5-star
Informative
Can confirm that it was âotherâ
â The most video ever
and ur mom is 97% bodyfat
I was expecting to hear "And my dad gave me TWO million dollars on my birthday" ...
That would've hit way harder.
Wasted a million. đđđ
Thank you so much for this. Life changing advice!!
I'm in my 40s and I learned a lot in this 48s video tutorial more than I learned in 20 years. Thank you a lot, it's very insightful.
Really đ
Sounds like fucking kidding me
czcams.com/video/DlXjCCrstHY/video.html
bruh
Hope you become the ideal dad.... đ
Now I just need a dad that will give me a $1,000,000. Thanks, Joma. Truly inspiring indeed.
or just to the easier thing. marry a ricch girl.
he'll be back with milk... and 1M dollars. eventually
@@Sanyu-Tumusiime thats selling yourself. But no one is gonna buy if you're ugly.
@@Sanyu-Tumusiime there isn't one
@@ardnys35 if he had 1M dollars why his dad went to get some milk? LUL
Thanks bro!
I've been looking for this piece of legendary advice since I had no mentor back then.
Kudos!
Now I have to send this clip to my dad and the process will be recursive.
The last one is exactly how my friend get his first own house .
perks of being a single child?
And then they making video "Buying my first house in 20s" and "Living by myself in 20s" and on and on đ€Šââïž
and it is cash payment lmao
Same thing with my niece.
I am kind of happy I did not get a house from parents. Now I can prove I can do it alone. But free house would be nice too I guess đ
Life changing! Insightful! Joma, you're a guru!
Thanks for this amazing advice đŻ
Thank u for the advice. I'm also an upcoming serial entrepreneur. I can't believe I missed the last step! No wonder I wasn't producing results. I will take this lesson to my core.
Oh so I'm one step away from becoming a millionaire. Thanks Joma
Ayo
you're very close
I can't believe all this information is free, That's crazy! I just made $1 million watching this free video... Thank you Joma, you changed my life forever.
How'd you convince your dad on such short notice?!
dude same
This is what I was looking for! Thank you đđ»
Thank you so much for that! That was exactly what I needed!!
Ultra successful person routine:
Wake up at 5
Journaling till 6
Take a shower till 7
Eat breakfast till 7:30
Meditate till 8
Working out till 9
Take a second shower till 10
10 am - oh yeah, now I can go back to sleep
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it was 5:01...joma is lying
1 hr shower
Now this is the kind of content that I subscribed for! Very inspiring!
... on the point AND Mic Drop!
Instant sub.
Your latest 2 video is on fire. Really good.
This video changed my entire perspective on life. Thank you!
"I journal for 10 mins" killed it
Your videos never disappoints â€ïžâ€ïž
Never!!!
@@davidodunlami9374
that was ocean balls deep cold truth
much inspired. Thankyou
This is so motivating!
"Get up early, take cold showers, meditate and in one month your life will be exactly the same"
-Sun Tzu
Not true fam
"What the fuck"
-Lao Tzu
I take cold showers for 1 year, and I didn't see any changes.
@@PescaitoFrito it only changes for those who have beliefs.
they once had the ability to do great things when having many brain cells, now they continuly rot brain cells and have no ability to do great things and convince themselves of it.
just like the above replies :)
Meditating is actually good for your mental health
thanks for all the fantastic advice Joma! I'm now very confident that I could be a millionaire if I follow your steps very closely.
Do you have a dad who will give you $1M on your birthday?
Thanks for this content mate truly life changing
This âI Love You!â I canâtđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł god
Had to pause this to make sure my notes were right. Excited to deploy this strategy!
What the other Finance influencers on CZcams don't tell you đ€Ł
Thatâs what I needed to hear, thank you very much
thank you for the tips
I love this new way of approaching gratitude. Can't wait to implement it in my own personal life.
"I had my whole fist in there" killed me
Funny thing is I knew a hustle guy who told me about fisting his gf 'yeah mate you make a cone with your fingers'
epic as always, meditating is the key!
I needed this thanks famđ
Joma should have his own stand comedy show one day. I would literally pay to watch him! đ€Ł
and then probably he would earn 1 million $
you fuckin bot
@@brownmafiagang and then gift it to his son.
@@animeforever8508 lol
bot
đ I almost missed the "and my dad gifted me $1M for my birthday".
Every self made millionaire back story.
Like no joke, i read and article about a guy saying "if you save like me you would be rich at your 30's" and the mf got his house for free from his grandparents and half million dollars from his uncle
"Self-made" my ass, no issue if they acknowledge they arent self made
Actually 80%+ of millionaires did not receive any inheritance before becoming millionaires
Most millionaires are self-made.
@@yeshuaislord6880 no one is self made
Ah very inspiring. đȘđŸ
Now THAT is good quality content. Nice work Sir!
dude, this guy is awesome. Love the content.
Thanks for the advice đ
Thank you.. finally real advice
Great insights. I'm inspired
Now I need a video on how my father can make $1M a year... so he can gift it to me!
Lol
Easy! Your mother gifts it to your father for his birthday
His father sends it to him
It's easy. Just inherit generational wealth built in many centuries.
or search for a Billionare Father in law
Life changing. Even my dad got inspired, even though he's not in his 20s. Yeah, we're gonna have a chat with my late grandpa.
Edit: 500+, u guys are crazy. Cheers to the crowd.
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That is the last of the money chainđđ
IMG, this comment made my dayđ€Ł
hahahahah that was great Aditya :)
This hits right on the spot. Oh my god...tears!!!
Thank you for the most realistic advice
Throwing a bundle of money on the "VIP masterclass" is gold đ
can't take anything Joma says at face value...even the title
You are brilliant Jona, as always. You only provide excellent quality. I love you â€
My mind has been freed from its restraints. Thank you Joma!
that "I love you" though đ€Łđ€Ł
why doesn't this have 1M views on it already. this is quality content right here. Keep it up man!!
Gave me a solid chuckle đđ»
And here I thought this would be a funny one.
But this is legit.
That's how it works!!
Thank you Joma for sharing!
Damn that was insightful!
No lies at all he dropped that knowledge đđ„
please upload more, you are my hero
It's only Joma's films that I chuckle whenever I see a new upload
At last, some true advices.
You're insane bro đ€Łđ I can't stop laughing đ€Ł keep it up with the good work
"Meditation" lmao đ€Ł
So crazy! Inspired me so much!
I like the "gratitude" part. You are something! superb emotional expression!
Thank you! You saved my life. I also just received 1M on my birthday. This was great advice.
0:05 heâs already got the single rolled up for his âmeditationâ đ
Was looking if anyone noticed that đđđ
Love this!
Thanks for fulfilling my daily comedy need Joma!
I Luved this whole skit. âI got my whole fist in thereâ đ€ đ¶ đđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđđđ
Being real as always :) That rich kids have all the advantage unfortunately. There is even no need to do anything anymore, so you are unable to showcase your skills talents and efforts above theirs. And even if there is need and you showcase it you need to go on robotic/AI level, then you aint human anymore, its not even worth it. Already lost a fight.
Too bad my dad was alcoholic.
Loving the Rolex bluesy on your wrist, it's my favourite watch!
Thought itâs gonna be something useful. Now I feel so relief that I didnât miss out
Dude...can't tell how many time I replayed the scenes....hats off to king đ of tech humour
This is supposed to be funny but the message behind is really powerful. Many people in their 20s get overwhelmed by the 20 yo entrepreneurs who reached the million somehow, and then the fomo gets them to burnout and they feel useless. We all have different roads and circumstances. You'll get to your million when you're ready, just be patient and consistent đ„°
That I love you gratitude sent me into another realm.....đ„
Hats off, finally someone giving proper advice.
"how to become a millionaire in 20s"
are the only type of videos that make me feel
"take it easy bro...you are not late"
....because I still have a few months to enter 20s đ
Those type of videos are such big caps 𧹠...i roll my eyes up whenever i see them in my recommendation đ€Ł i ofc used to watch them before but now i know they are just making off us in the name of "teaching" and they always make sure to confuse us
Nice sketchingâŠ..I am sure it helps with your entrepreneurial endeavors.
The journaling he was doing, I need to start that ASAP
Phew had me worried for a second there haha, great video.
I like the part when he said " it's moneying time" truly emotional.
this is truly one of the youtube videos ever
@@LuisSierra42 the most video ever
people who do not know Joma: "oh i must do dropshipping now" đ€Ł
hilarious! awesome videos, keep it up man
Fuck yeah, thanks for the advice
Question: How could I achieve it if my dad passed away before I was 20? Is there a masterclass anywhere with the answer?
Bro, you are the only youtuber that made me click on the notification button
Very helpful. Thanks :)
I was waiting for the last 10 seconds. Good. ;)
I always knew that my degree was useless, thank you Jomađ
I'm in my 20s, me and my dad will follow your advice thank you!
And what about his dad?
u really changed my life thank u â€ïž
Very accurate.