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    If you do not rise, then grind, in that order, you're useless.
    Also if you spend your free time doing anything other than reading, go take a long walk off a short wharf.
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  • @LoL-sq3xe
    @LoL-sq3xe Před 3 lety +7859

    “My father left me when i was born, so i raised my own family”

    • @iamo0
      @iamo0 Před 3 lety +146

      My father left me before I was conceived!

    • @ej-jz5rc
      @ej-jz5rc Před 3 lety +186

      my father left me even before he was born

    • @kenwood908
      @kenwood908 Před 3 lety +127

      When i was born, i left home, And raised a family on my own.

    • @nolan4826
      @nolan4826 Před 3 lety +119

      My family left me when I was born, now I raise my own father

    • @gianaross249
      @gianaross249 Před 3 lety +20

      @@nolan4826 💀

  • @Nomenooooo
    @Nomenooooo Před 3 lety +5279

    ''I've killed three men.''
    Serial killers: ''So inspirational.''

    • @pessien8474
      @pessien8474 Před 3 lety +72

      I...
      Started with a dog.
      And now? I'm the most wanted man on the states with a bounty of 20million dollars.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před 3 lety +9

      @@pessien8474 Hey, so what if the first kill was a dog?
      They say a journey of a thousand miles begin with a single step.

    • @uk4490
      @uk4490 Před 3 lety +9

      more like.
      serial killers: those are rookie numbers you gotta pump it up.

    • @scissorsanon2695
      @scissorsanon2695 Před 3 lety +1

      Ik he is so motivational he wants to make everyone inspired no matter what they are or do.

    • @anantpanchal7053
      @anantpanchal7053 Před 3 lety +4

      This is a sickening joke. Like 3 people?!!?!?! You killed 3 people? And you call yourself a serial killer? You gotta pump those numbers up dude! These are rokie numbers.

  • @vinky5344
    @vinky5344 Před rokem +512

    The line "I woke up in yesterday's afternoon for today's morning" is what made me immediately press the like button 😂😂🤣

  • @shakibalhasan8804
    @shakibalhasan8804 Před 3 měsíci +68

    When I was born I couldn't even stand on my own foot, But I never gave up, I kept on trying and after a couple of years now I can even run.

    • @Frauke_M
      @Frauke_M Před 2 měsíci +6

      I´m not there yet. But can sit and eat all day!

  • @somerandomdude5218
    @somerandomdude5218 Před 3 lety +8794

    “I slept yesterday, But I woke up today”
    Inspiration 101

  • @sea81793
    @sea81793 Před 3 lety +16758

    I showed this video to my lamp, now it’s a Sun.

    • @boahsarah4929
      @boahsarah4929 Před 3 lety +258

      Ive showed this video to my son. Now he's a sun

    • @siliconsulfide8
      @siliconsulfide8 Před 3 lety +100

      I showed this video to my Sun, now it's an Arcturus

    • @sania7550
      @sania7550 Před 3 lety +55

      I showed this to my firefly now it's a Sun

    • @nustiuchiarnustiu8968
      @nustiuchiarnustiu8968 Před 3 lety +93

      @@boahsarah4929 ive showed this to the Sun and now it's a son

    • @billtan8383
      @billtan8383 Před 3 lety +26

      @@nustiuchiarnustiu8968 r/cursedcomments

  • @cheyannerockett8870
    @cheyannerockett8870 Před rokem +186

    “You have Facebook, you have tuberculosis”
    Explains so many health issues today. Truer words have never been spoken

  • @calebhunter7440
    @calebhunter7440 Před 7 měsíci +70

    "I've killed three men."
    That escalated quickly lol

  • @hopelessdigger
    @hopelessdigger Před 3 lety +19378

    No one:
    Motivational speakers be like:
    "I started a restaurant with a grain of rice"

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 Před 3 lety +1245

      "My first customer was an ant. He brought that grain of rice home, and fed his family with it for three days. That's the power of hope."

    • @kizkogr7881
      @kizkogr7881 Před 3 lety +519

      "I drank water with a glass"

    • @bobleeswagger5850
      @bobleeswagger5850 Před 3 lety +130

      Asian parents be like

    • @Raven-it2vd
      @Raven-it2vd Před 3 lety +3

      @@bobleeswagger5850 this is so true😂

    • @captainkirkmusic
      @captainkirkmusic Před 3 lety +9

      Can I get a part 2 please, so god damn funny

  • @bobjonesuniversitydepartme7619

    “I bought my own house at 18 with one easy trick - my parent’s money”

  • @hardhatjack2207
    @hardhatjack2207 Před 9 měsíci +94

    “Knowledge is intercourse” 😂😂😂😂

  • @colonelbuendias
    @colonelbuendias Před rokem +1271

    All jokes aside, I personally know have witnessed some awesome inspirational stories. My friend from college, CJ, was a complete mess. He was a user, spent all his on drugs and video games, had absolutely no social life, was simply miserable. After college, he set a record for not leaving his room for 197 days straight! Finally, he said:"Enough is enough." Quit drugs, started working out, got a job as a manager at MacDonald's, got a girfriend, inherited 30 million dollars from his grandpa, and bought a mansion and a Ferrari.

    • @yandrak6134
      @yandrak6134 Před rokem +228

      Can confirm it, I am his girlfriend

    • @spyrosblt3320
      @spyrosblt3320 Před rokem +214

      still, respect if he got his girlfriend before the 30 million

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Před rokem +184

      That's my career goal, inheriting 30 million from my grandpa. Both of whom died in 1969... aaaand wwwaiting...

    • @sadhu7191
      @sadhu7191 Před rokem +35

      And I started being his friend once he got house

    • @jackieclan815
      @jackieclan815 Před rokem +8

      LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆!!!!!!

  • @yigithanion
    @yigithanion Před 3 lety +6860

    "I've killed three men."
    ...
    "Where's the punchline?"
    *Fades to black*

    • @rose1742
      @rose1742 Před 3 lety +136

      That’s the cinematic genius of it all...we’re number 4

    • @noyouareracist4431
      @noyouareracist4431 Před 3 lety +232

      There is no punchline Murray.
      He killed those three men on the subway .

    • @oorterentity8095
      @oorterentity8095 Před 3 lety +30

      Is hilarious because motivational gurus and coaches really are like that.

    • @mrDavLeK
      @mrDavLeK Před 3 lety +10

      I've heard it as: me, myself and I. Cuz that person is a phoney.

    • @darthgon146
      @darthgon146 Před 3 lety +5

      Joker did kill three men, right?

  • @Voicist
    @Voicist Před 3 lety +5917

    Him: "I've killed 3 men."
    Me: _Waits for clarifying statement_
    Video: *Instantly fades to black*

    • @user-gv9kv6pp3s
      @user-gv9kv6pp3s Před 3 lety +9

      Š̴̭͈̲̪͕̘̓̐̚ǫ̵͙͗̊̊͜î̵̡̢̛̛̦̗̬̘̮̤͂̃̒́͆͑̅̆͝͝s̴̬̭̹̄͒̈́͂̓́̈́͂̕ ̷̧̘̳̞̞̝̤͈̠̝̥̥͚̪̬̍̔̓̕ḑ̵͎̯̞͈͙̠̘̰̖͕̦͒̓͂̎͋͊̈́̊̑̅̕͘͜͝ȁ̷͉̪̇m̴̢̧̩̺̺͎͔̹̞̤̦͇̆͆̿͛͑́͌̃̑n̶̨̰̰͙̻̄̍̀̉͘͝é̸̢͍̰̠̼̯̼̜̻̺̩͊͂́̒̌̀̾͐͐̓͜ ̸̡̧̡̡̫̮̞̭̹͓͔̔̈̅͋͜d̵̡̝̝̭̜͖̦̯̘͕̮͕̗̋̍̽͊̈́͆͝a̶̧̡̢̛̜̯̮͉̣̹͋̿͑̏̃̿̔̉̓̎ͅñ̷͙̞̖̹̋̈̿̾̿͋͒̄s̸͙̈́̾ ̵̼̞̙͎̘͚͖̦̠̥͉̼̝͕͆̾̆̅͜l̴̡̘͎̻͕̲͉̻̀͐́̇̅͒̆̔͜'̵̢̨͎͉̮̩̤̠̓̓͌̅̒̃̄ͅÓ̵͓̞̮͈̪̩͌̓́̎̿̽̄̊͐͘̚̚͝b̴̧̡̞̜̦̤̹͂̌͠ͅl̸̡̺͖̠͓̩͙͙̉̈́́̾̐͋͆̈́̍͌̕͠ͅͅi̷̥̱̖̙̤͔͆̆̋́̔͑̐̍̈́̚͝ͅv̶̺̭̻͉̍́̄͐͛̃̏̾̇i̷͎͉͖͊̑͑͒͆o̵͖̪̐͐̍̈́̈́̿̚͠n̸̢̡̮̣̲̣̰͔͍̜͔͈̫͒̽̈́͌̏͜͝ͅ ̷̹̟̣̜͚̳̱̮͚̔̃ḯ̵̥̱̰̱̗̖̃͠m̴̛͎͙͔̠̤̑̽́̐̅͗̌͒͌̓͜p̷̱̠̣̳̥̙͖̫̟̫͖̦͙̂͐͒̀̈́̄͗̽̄̏̚é̸͍̭͒̓̆̍͛̽̈r̵̡̡̟̖̖͔̠̮̮̞̙̀̊̾̂̕ͅị̵͎̗̱̈̋͆a̴̢̧̧̫͕̯̝̩̪̟̠̖̮̩̜̅̌ḽ̶̨̡̹̹̤̞̦̱̹̲̫́͑̂̈́͋̋̾̈́̊̑̒̚̕͠.̸̛̞̹̣̥͐̈̊̀̍̕͘ͅ ̶̧̡͇̞̭̭͓̙̖̮̦͙̩̑͌͂̊͐́

    • @thevagabond3181
      @thevagabond3181 Před 3 lety +72

      Lol I was like wtf.

    • @mathisanidioticsport6969
      @mathisanidioticsport6969 Před 3 lety +34

      Instantly? No, that was nice and drawn out.

    • @TheActresspreneur
      @TheActresspreneur Před 3 lety +2

      💀💀

    • @agnesgosali4868
      @agnesgosali4868 Před 3 lety +39

      WHAT ABOUT "GIVE ME MONEY"

  • @isobellegilray7786
    @isobellegilray7786 Před rokem +80

    All the people who make these inspirational videos cannot get it and I applaud you for so openly calling them on it

  • @omitlue7721
    @omitlue7721 Před rokem +24

    The “I've killed three man”gets me every time🤣

  • @sam_mag_
    @sam_mag_ Před rokem +7981

    How to be Alpha:
    - Sleep 5 minutes a month
    - Work out three months a day
    - Save $10.000 a day
    - Read 12 books an hour
    Start yesterday!

    • @commandershepard9920
      @commandershepard9920 Před rokem +301

      Dang I'm behind.

    • @zenox5226
      @zenox5226 Před rokem +26

      Me 2

    • @grimbles39
      @grimbles39 Před rokem +274

      You forgot the cold showers. Why is everyone a masochist. Everybody seems to presume that the most unpleasant things are good for you. Can't we just live in pleasure? I'm not trying to be a navy seal.

    • @sam_mag_
      @sam_mag_ Před rokem +152

      @@grimbles39 Yes, and you need to replace food with water & lemon, don't forget that.

    • @AizenVonKleiss
      @AizenVonKleiss Před rokem

      And kiill 3 men.

  • @-Four-
    @-Four- Před 3 lety +35368

    "I was born at a very young age"

  • @ayumuchorizo4486
    @ayumuchorizo4486 Před 11 měsíci +85

    Used to follow this relatively well off batchmate on twitter who focused on being an influencer after graduation and did motivational/inspirational content. She often used her medium sized following and her retail business as an example of personal success. She was doing ok until she said people who were poor and struggling “aren’t working hard enough.” Worse is she actually, genuinely believes this to be case so she was shocked her audience gave her shit for it. The vibe and shallowness of this parody was so spot on.

  • @Electric_
    @Electric_ Před rokem +310

    This was great. On a serious note, I got wealthy working like 35 hours a week and built a successful company while waking up at 9:30AM and playing with my toddlers for an hour. Hustle culture is severely damaging because it just causes people to focus on making their life harder instead of doing effective work. You work effectively when you’re motivated and happy. There’s a point where sitting or standing around and “working” isn’t doing you any more good, and it comes sooner than you generally think. You need a refreshed and relaxed mind to do good work.

    • @sabrina63
      @sabrina63 Před 10 měsíci +8

      How in the HELL did you wake up as late as 9:30 when you have toddlers?

    • @Electric_
      @Electric_ Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@sabrina63 my wife and mother in law are morning people

    • @woodanemone9758
      @woodanemone9758 Před 10 měsíci +10

      I agree with you. I switched majors from biology to history in college, and it was the best idea ever. I struggled with especially chemistry. Then I quit uni for a while and took a couple of online classes in art history, and I was hooked. I am now studying to become a high school history teacher. I enjoy hard work, but I seldom compromise on my rest. I need my weekends to function properly. I study about 30 hours a week. I have found the tricks to make my studying efficient. But the most important thing is that I am actually happy.

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 Před 9 měsíci +7

      My biggest regret in life is not finding a nice woman to settle down with.
      I'm 40, been homeless on and off my whole life with multiple health problems and I'm miserable.
      I slept around with lots of women because I wasn't mature and didn't know what I wanted out of life do to childhood abuse from my family.

    • @Electric_
      @Electric_ Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@Freakazoid12345 at the age of 40 you don’t have to have that regret for the rest of your life. If you take care of yourself you could have 50+ quality years ahead of you. Look at Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. They’re both jacked and almost 80. Sure there’s some “sauce” involved, but the point is they took steps to basically live the life of a 25-35 year old for decades, physicality included. If you keep that goal in mind and work towards it, overcoming the obstacles one by one with a single minded purpose, you might find you hit your goal quicker than expected. Even if it takes you 5-10 years to get to where you want with a good woman, and as healthy as possible, that’s still very much worth it. Point is, there’s a lot of time left to do these things, and I also believe life doesn’t end at bodily death either, so there’s probably a lot of time to purify the soul too for the best afterlife possible as well.

  • @Ole_Rasmussen
    @Ole_Rasmussen Před 3 lety +6369

    What I learned from this is:
    1. Knowledge is intercourse
    2. You've killed 3 men
    3. I have to give you money

  • @bencole1630
    @bencole1630 Před 4 lety +14252

    "I've killed three men..."

  • @gaiarossi2702
    @gaiarossi2702 Před rokem +33

    “I’ve killed three men” is maybe the most inspirational phrase I’ve ever heard

  • @johnnychomsky2873
    @johnnychomsky2873 Před 9 měsíci +19

    He killed three people...with a book

  • @returnoftheromans6726
    @returnoftheromans6726 Před 3 lety +8284

    "I've killed three men."
    Smiles.
    Blackout.
    Okay then . . .

  • @emanchi8403
    @emanchi8403 Před 3 lety +6771

    He never tried to get us to buy his book

    • @badgeoshame389
      @badgeoshame389 Před 3 lety +142

      I would actually buy it. And then give it to my friend who actually likes self help books. And then see their reaction lmao

    • @luisdias4539
      @luisdias4539 Před 3 lety +35

      Thats because he is the real deal and isnt just doin it for the money

    • @andrewbuhman1066
      @andrewbuhman1066 Před 3 lety +61

      Or his course for $297.97

    • @naveedahmad6728
      @naveedahmad6728 Před 3 lety +47

      He just straight away asked money 😂

    • @whoisheiforgothisname2103
      @whoisheiforgothisname2103 Před 3 lety +9

      KNAWLEDGE

  • @SEB1991SEB
    @SEB1991SEB Před rokem +102

    “Friends? Socialising? What’s that? I network with business partners, people who share my vision. What vision you ask?”
    *Gazes distantly towards the camera, and smiles*
    “I’ll let you know when we get there”

  • @RyhmneWithReason
    @RyhmneWithReason Před rokem +6

    "Do you want to have good times with friends and family everday? Well you've no time for that because you need to be working until you die. Then when you enter the afterlife you'll be able to work for eternity."

  • @Oniongiri
    @Oniongiri Před 3 lety +3948

    The fact that he says “I killed three men” without any context is concerning

    • @dawidsarapata994
      @dawidsarapata994 Před 3 lety +116

      Well, there was message "give me money" after that. We better should.

    • @baggedboy
      @baggedboy Před 3 lety +13

      So proudly.

    • @jboever85
      @jboever85 Před 3 lety +17

      Why is that concerning? I thought that was normal.

    • @HisServant77
      @HisServant77 Před 3 lety +22

      Concerning? No way, INSPIRATIONAL!

    • @cermetthedog6485
      @cermetthedog6485 Před 3 lety +21

      No it’s ✨inspirational✨

  • @MichellaneousMe
    @MichellaneousMe Před 3 lety +5642

    “If that means never seeing your kids again, so be it”
    My dad must be doing great as an entrepreneur then...

  • @SeaUrchinFilms
    @SeaUrchinFilms Před rokem +6

    I had a massive headache but 2 weeks after watching this video it was gone. This is the power of positive transcendental.

  • @sl1nkz818
    @sl1nkz818 Před 11 měsíci +6

    This turned from a motivational video to a confession bravo

  • @nabeelansari355
    @nabeelansari355 Před 3 lety +1929

    "you see.. i was born at a very young age....."

    • @sauce8148
      @sauce8148 Před 3 lety +51

      I didn't hear him saying that but this is funny 😂

    • @argentumseth8878
      @argentumseth8878 Před 3 lety

      The fact that 1 comment was uploaded concerns me

    • @sweetpinkcandy299
      @sweetpinkcandy299 Před 3 lety +3

      *Judges crying*

    • @cosmic2750
      @cosmic2750 Před 3 lety +3

      Judge be like...: Oh my gaWwwwd you've gone through so much!! *bam!* selected...

    • @syndicategaming81
      @syndicategaming81 Před 3 lety

      Nabeel 355 Why I Think Of Dhar Mann Videos When I See , You See,,,

  • @rocky4629
    @rocky4629 Před 3 lety +27302

    “I woke up yesterday at noon, but like for today” - Socrates, probably

    • @ProfessorWumbology
      @ProfessorWumbology Před 3 lety +56

      so sup with that Anime profile pic?

    • @skola7995
      @skola7995 Před 3 lety +13

      Top tier waifu here for sure

    • @johncabana9582
      @johncabana9582 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @mmmghool
      @mmmghool Před 3 lety +129

      luth he’s trying to seem productive by saying he wakes up early, but actually wakes up at 12pm lunch and says he’s awake early for tomorrow when he just slept in

    • @beautiful10381
      @beautiful10381 Před 3 lety

      lol

  • @JonathanJMusic
    @JonathanJMusic Před 9 měsíci +8

    Before I watched this video, I felt lost. I literally felt like a 0. Everything in my life was done at 0%. But now, because of this video, my productivity has been multiplied by 300%! So now, instead of 0% productivity, my productivity is
    0% * 300%=0%! Truly inspiring.

  • @seansmith877
    @seansmith877 Před 3 dny

    I appreciate how towards the end he's just walking around inspecting random trees. Gotta make sure they're up to pollos standards

  • @Lucky-bn2ks
    @Lucky-bn2ks Před 4 lety +35243

    I woke up two months ago to make sure I wouldn't be late to watch this video.

  • @MyNamesChai
    @MyNamesChai Před 3 lety +40370

    i watched this video and instantly grew 5 inches taller

  • @zerofragment3417
    @zerofragment3417 Před rokem +6

    I love motivational videos, but this is still a pretty accurate satire.

  • @cowboynumber4
    @cowboynumber4 Před rokem +9

    "knowledge is intercourse".. so inspiring

  • @rohinshingadia6120
    @rohinshingadia6120 Před 3 lety +6830

    “Touching a genital would distract me from my reading”
    No wonder I failed my exams as a teen.

  • @andyzhao5282
    @andyzhao5282 Před 3 lety +7663

    "I've killed three men."
    "... I'm waiting for the punchline."
    "There is no punchline, I did it."

  • @NatalieAliciaNorment
    @NatalieAliciaNorment Před rokem +9

    Almost all inspirational videos say the same thing: believe in yourself and don't give up on your dreams. Nowadays, it seems like most videos connect with us in more ways than one. But it doesn't always make you feel better. You have every right to not believe in us who share our philosophy on life. Not everyone will agree with our wisdom.

  • @stuntslikeeveryday
    @stuntslikeeveryday Před 9 měsíci +7

    Yesterday, overslept 2 weeks the day after tomorrow.
    But then I watched this video and was inspired to gather greatnes.
    I killed 5 man, thanks for the inspiration 👊

  • @lisahewes212
    @lisahewes212 Před 2 lety +7678

    "I don't eat because ambition is the only food."

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před 2 lety +42

      Lmao

    • @xzyriell
      @xzyriell Před 2 lety +23

      LMAO

    • @zunumae
      @zunumae Před 2 lety +95

      "I don't suffer from hunger, because ambition and the persistence within, is what fuels me to achieve my goals."

    • @poopsickle2411
      @poopsickle2411 Před 2 lety +77

      I never blinked my eyes coz every second matters

    • @khushibhatia3826
      @khushibhatia3826 Před 2 lety +4

      Lmao

  • @freed6038
    @freed6038 Před 3 lety +3054

    "I've killed three men"
    Me, realizing that he's not gonna elaborate:
    👁️👄👁️

    • @kasia102kiss
      @kasia102kiss Před 3 lety +41

      I’d love it if it went like “I’ve killed three men...............yeah.....”

    • @ProfessorWumbology
      @ProfessorWumbology Před 3 lety +32

      You thought being successful was gonna be all rainbows and sunshine. WELL ITS NOT, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

    • @therealthiccupstandingciti1674
      @therealthiccupstandingciti1674 Před 3 lety

      Reminds me of my Dad hahahahhhaha

    • @miguelolsen70
      @miguelolsen70 Před 3 lety +14

      @@nanzedd it was not a joke. Super serious, he actually killed three men.

    • @fhantasm
      @fhantasm Před 3 lety +8

      With a pencil. A FOOOKING pencil.

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 Před rokem +4

    The “I’ve killed 3 men” is so random what makes it even funnier is the utterly ecstatic look he gives as he says it.

  • @shawnflynn1713
    @shawnflynn1713 Před rokem +3

    This is the first inspirational video i can actually make it through. Absolutely amazing.

  • @AaronandJo
    @AaronandJo Před 3 lety +19156

    “Knowledge is intercourse” LMAO

  • @alinabuschmann3199
    @alinabuschmann3199 Před 3 lety +6644

    These videos be like:
    I woke up at 4 am, traveled the world 2 times, ran 20 miles,
    ate my vegan gluten free breakfast, meditated for an hour, read 10 books, worked out for another hour and took a shower. Now I have a fresh start into the day!

    • @michaelkiely7689
      @michaelkiely7689 Před 3 lety +152

      You just did a worse version of the video you just watched

    • @METHYLENEDlOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE
      @METHYLENEDlOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE Před 3 lety +110

      id get depression from that rountine, i dont even have one lmao

    • @lauradove3236
      @lauradove3236 Před 3 lety +3

      @ali ahahahaha

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 Před 3 lety +289

      Kinda reminds me of those morning routines, where the guy spends the entire day, preparing for the day, and then it’s night.

    • @lauradove3236
      @lauradove3236 Před 3 lety +20

      @@alexman378 loooool

  • @rachaelangel4334
    @rachaelangel4334 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "Sees this guy at the park":... slowly backs away lol

  • @sussus4914
    @sussus4914 Před rokem

    This has been on my recommendations for 2 years, and I finally clicked it today thinking I'll be inspired. Instead, I was blown away.

  • @Joe-dy7bb
    @Joe-dy7bb Před 3 lety +7945

    "And if that means never seeing your kids again, so be it."
    -Siddartha Gautama

  • @dietmntdew
    @dietmntdew Před 3 lety +5420

    “I’ve killed 3 men.” Me waiting for him to finish 🙂

    • @Uce28
      @Uce28 Před 3 lety +90

      With a bencil a fckn bencil

    • @xisaacdaboix7860
      @xisaacdaboix7860 Před 3 lety +25

      @@Uce28 Bith ba bencil, ba bucking bencil*

    • @MrX-zx7ly
      @MrX-zx7ly Před 3 lety +150

      "Ok I'm ready for the punchline."
      "There's no punchline. This is not a joke."

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 3 lety +19

      He's only just begun.

    • @fattahhussain7494
      @fattahhussain7494 Před 3 lety +10

      He already finished three

  • @sujayshridhar2079
    @sujayshridhar2079 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Knowledge is intercourse" 💯

  • @TdSharp
    @TdSharp Před rokem +2

    I've been scrolling past this video for atleast a year only reading the thumbnail and not the title. I was completely convinced that it was a video about the benefits of waking up early.

  • @AntonHDMI
    @AntonHDMI Před 3 lety +13698

    "This is my hometown, i bought every house" gives new meaning to "hometown"

    • @azmipelam8895
      @azmipelam8895 Před 3 lety +55

      make sense

    • @sebastianm.6669
      @sebastianm.6669 Před 3 lety +279

      I think the 3 men he killed were the ones who didn't want to move away.
      Well, those books gotta be stored somewhere!

    • @Sheen023
      @Sheen023 Před 2 lety +17

      Which is that place? It's beautiful

    • @deonx262
      @deonx262 Před 2 lety +67

      @@Sheen023 His hometown

    • @Sheen023
      @Sheen023 Před 2 lety +9

      @@deonx262 😆

  • @sl1msn1per
    @sl1msn1per Před 4 lety +47573

    This is so fake, clearly those are hired ducks

    • @frostyrobot7689
      @frostyrobot7689 Před 3 lety +435

      Paid actors ?

    • @morganeclipse9038
      @morganeclipse9038 Před 3 lety +623

      It's not a bribe it's an _inscentive._
      iT's HOw BUsinESs wOrKS.

    • @hippityhoppity657
      @hippityhoppity657 Před 3 lety +85

      the paid actors joke is getting really lame ngl

    • @robk5969
      @robk5969 Před 3 lety +171

      you literally see him recruiting them in the video

    • @davidprestt6703
      @davidprestt6703 Před 3 lety +196

      Bro if you look closely you can tell the trees are acting too

  • @persephone9360
    @persephone9360 Před rokem +127

    one of my friends recently fell deep into the andrew tate-brand of ultramasculine paranoia. sad to see someone so hopelessly lost. this parody is spot on 💀

    • @iustin898
      @iustin898 Před rokem

      I support Tate but these motivational videos are idiotic

    • @PLUTOXGOAT
      @PLUTOXGOAT Před rokem +31

      Damn that sucks, hope he falls back into the ultrafeminine paranoia and becomes a normal person and finds himself again

    • @JuanThaSilva
      @JuanThaSilva Před 10 měsíci

      And then they fall into ultra-fucking-be-normal-for-fucks-sake.
      Hole

    • @pavolg1590
      @pavolg1590 Před 7 měsíci +2

      You just hate that he decided to work on himself so you need to put him down to feel better about yourself he is better off without you no time for losers winners only

    • @lilyhawthorne1196
      @lilyhawthorne1196 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@pavolg1590tater tot spotted

  • @fischX
    @fischX Před rokem +2

    Thank you so much 🙏 your method works I got up and active down on the streets and told an old lady "I killed three man! Give me your money!" I am already more rich than before. I am an entrepreneur now

  • @mirka.3
    @mirka.3 Před 3 lety +35982

    "I woke up yesterday at noon, but like for today"
    This really moved me and I feel motivated

    • @meganreilly9944
      @meganreilly9944 Před 3 lety +225

      Boy it's called pulling an all-nighter, I've done it too 😂

    • @Harry_y24
      @Harry_y24 Před 3 lety +42

      this isnt supposed to be a motivational video!!! LOL

    • @lemiwayne5114
      @lemiwayne5114 Před 3 lety +15

      I thought he cracked a joke

    • @homeslice2825
      @homeslice2825 Před 3 lety +131

      This has really changed my life since I've heard it today and I will no longer sleep. I'm gonna start my business and never sleep again.

    • @TheLegoJungle
      @TheLegoJungle Před 3 lety +34

      I’m probably probably not gonna sleep anymore I’m so inspired.

  • @asingh9507
    @asingh9507 Před 3 lety +4115

    "I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED A SINGLE GENITAL NOT EVEN MY OWN"

    • @Tiishen
      @Tiishen Před 3 lety +298

      My dude probably has 10 different bacterial infections

    • @cxrepridee4172
      @cxrepridee4172 Před 3 lety +63

      idek what they feel like.......thats illegal sir

    • @shelby255
      @shelby255 Před 3 lety +94

      Knowledge is intercourse

    • @asmijain2695
      @asmijain2695 Před 3 lety +45

      @Suebian give me money😃

    • @alexeiharp7676
      @alexeiharp7676 Před 3 lety +1

      That's the only way to achieve real success

  • @ShayKMBR
    @ShayKMBR Před rokem +1

    Thank you!!!! This was SO inspirational!!

  • @Yuuzer_
    @Yuuzer_ Před 3 lety +2778

    "I've killed three men."
    Such an inspiration

    • @diocletia1388
      @diocletia1388 Před 3 lety +2

      How come this has 1k likes but only 1 reply?

    • @elizabethpink721
      @elizabethpink721 Před 3 lety +4

      Captain America has killed people and inspires people globally on how to be good people

    • @clauzuriie5163
      @clauzuriie5163 Před 3 lety

      @@elizabethpink721 RKCKXKX OMG WHAT I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT-

    • @shaithelightsaberguy4731
      @shaithelightsaberguy4731 Před 3 lety

      Yes

    • @TomsAnimations
      @TomsAnimations Před 3 lety

      I am so inspired, i blived i cant kill but seing him succeed, i think i can do it

  • @uucea
    @uucea Před 3 lety +2743

    "The easiest way to becoming successful is by not being unsuccessful"
    ~Some homeless guy

    • @jelleh7379
      @jelleh7379 Před 3 lety +15

      Amen brother

    • @travistyson2011
      @travistyson2011 Před 3 lety +8

      Or Michael Scott

    • @MajinXarris
      @MajinXarris Před 3 lety +5

      That's Dostoyevsky

    • @giedisecondo
      @giedisecondo Před 3 lety +7

      God bless that homeless man, wherever bridges or train he is living right now

    • @IVameless
      @IVameless Před 3 lety +23

      Why are homeless people homeless? They should just buy a house. Duuh

  • @JuggernautaMito
    @JuggernautaMito Před 6 měsíci +1

    We got so distracted trying to living the perfect productive life we forgot to just live and be ourselves.
    Even worst, some of us did it for so long they don’t even know who they are.
    I for one caught myself trying to figure out the perfect formula for productivity avoiding stress high energy this and that and I got so caught up in this stupid web of perfecting that I even forgot why I wasn’t just living my life without thinking so much.

  • @PhonkAttack4DX
    @PhonkAttack4DX Před 6 dny +2

    This is genuinely funny and smart 😂😂😂

  • @ingeniousproductions5809
    @ingeniousproductions5809 Před 3 lety +6411

    This is so fake. He didn't show us his Lamborghini or try to sell us his online course

  • @ketaminepoptarts
    @ketaminepoptarts Před 3 lety +24933

    this dude works for 26 hours a day, 8 days a week, 367 days a year, and gets up 12 hours before he goes to sleep

  • @user-mf5yo6vn8o
    @user-mf5yo6vn8o Před 12 dny +1

    I slept before I woke up and woke up before I slept

  • @zacharyparis
    @zacharyparis Před rokem +2

    They forgot to tell you that there are only 24hrs in a day no matter what time you wake up!

  • @chancemanning8418
    @chancemanning8418 Před 3 lety +16502

    “If that means never seeing your kids again, then so be it”, finally makes sense. My Dad didn’t leave our family, he was just inspired to be successful. Truly breathtaking.

  • @johnsherby9130
    @johnsherby9130 Před 3 lety +6610

    “I probably use the word transcend upwards of 14 times every half hour”

  • @dramaticScar
    @dramaticScar Před rokem

    When I was born, both my parents failed to show up at the hospital, I was raised by my aunts sister and my uncles brother. And only spoke to them 2 years after.

  • @emil2321
    @emil2321 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "Social media is a disease"
    posts his social media at the end of the video

  • @TheNnn13
    @TheNnn13 Před 3 lety +5398

    You forgot the "manifest" , "yoga", "organic food", "shower with cold water"

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic Před 3 lety +152

      Yes, manifest! And synergy! 😅

    • @artyomidk4047
      @artyomidk4047 Před 3 lety +107

      TiMe MaNaGeMeNt as well

    • @xth3610
      @xth3610 Před 3 lety +113

      "Beast Mode"

    • @rosehipp
      @rosehipp Před 3 lety +119

      Might be a meme in inspirational videos but those things are actually pretty healthy and helpful.

    • @navryve8724
      @navryve8724 Před 3 lety +23

      Damn, all those new-age inspired things seem to be an International cancer.

  • @Evzeniss
    @Evzeniss Před 3 lety +7914

    What if he really DID kill three men ?

  • @PenguinGang25
    @PenguinGang25 Před rokem +1

    by the time I was 5 I had been running a multi million dollar company for almost 2 decades and single handedly raised my parents

  • @vieillerussiemartiales8787

    I feel like my life just changes immediately. Thank for the inspiration

  • @jamestalbot9588
    @jamestalbot9588 Před 3 lety +2849

    y’all be hating but I don’t see you guys killing three men

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb Před 3 lety +124

      You're right, I've been slacking :'(

    • @blurryhds
      @blurryhds Před 3 lety +105

      Sorry man, been busy recently. I'll get right to it.

    • @noahmeyer3013
      @noahmeyer3013 Před 3 lety +77

      man. this comment really inspired me to do better. my killing quota has really gone up since reading this. thank you.

    • @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
      @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 Před 3 lety +48

      I know, my basement has been getting empty 😔. But it’s difficult, ya know? What with corona and everything 😣. I’ll do better, next time

    • @disappointment8094
      @disappointment8094 Před 3 lety +16

      Fine fine, I’ll go now.

  • @ohnomywig_9197
    @ohnomywig_9197 Před 3 lety +5002

    "Do you have Instagram?"
    "Yes"
    "You have tuberculosis"
    YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY

    • @jboever85
      @jboever85 Před 3 lety +28

      Same with me except I learned that beating up old people is wrong, oh well had fun while it lasted.

    • @ohnomywig_9197
      @ohnomywig_9197 Před 3 lety +13

      @@jboever85 💀

    • @tristanthomas5006
      @tristanthomas5006 Před 3 lety +35

      Linkdin? AIDS!
      Snapchat? Emphasyema!
      Reddit? Knock -knock, Gohnereah alert.

    • @iamnothere700
      @iamnothere700 Před 3 lety +10

      The more you know!

    • @kenzie9648
      @kenzie9648 Před 3 lety +3

      @@tristanthomas5006 THIS VIDEO AND COMMENT SECTIOND UEUEJDJWSHSHSHHS ITS 4AM I SHOULDNT BE FUCKING LAUGHING THIS HARD

  • @lays5277
    @lays5277 Před rokem +1

    “Knock knock. Hey lupus”

  • @mentalstriker3009
    @mentalstriker3009 Před rokem +1

    Thx dude you saved my life i was lost before watching this video

  • @axelace1906
    @axelace1906 Před 3 lety +3442

    “social media is a disease”
    *puts social media links in the end of the video*

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 Před 3 lety +13

      It's a joke

    • @littledumpling5614
      @littledumpling5614 Před 3 lety +107

      @@incog0956 yeah that's why he COMMENTED THIS CUZ ITS FANNY

    • @tadicahya6439
      @tadicahya6439 Před 3 lety +3

      IMO its okay to use social media as long you're not addicted

    • @NoName-tt7te
      @NoName-tt7te Před 3 lety +37

      @@tadicahya6439 its ok to use heroin as long as youre not addicted.

    • @bobbozo8893
      @bobbozo8893 Před 3 lety +6

      @@tadicahya6439 it's ok to study as long as you're not addicted

  • @estevang.4693
    @estevang.4693 Před 3 lety +2942

    My dad didn’t leave me, he was trying to gain success.

  • @natsudragneel-ir7sr
    @natsudragneel-ir7sr Před rokem +1

    People think I wake up late for today, but the truth is I wake up early for tomorrow by waking up at noon today

  • @nengi2696
    @nengi2696 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Knowledge is Intercourse" 😂😂😂

  • @danielallyway
    @danielallyway Před 3 lety +18232

    Inspiring the ducks for the next generation!

    • @luccaboff2635
      @luccaboff2635 Před 3 lety +14

      Lmao only 1 reply

    • @evanc5119
      @evanc5119 Před 3 lety +1

      나는 당신이 사도 신조를 읽을 것을 감히

    • @Name-so9ti
      @Name-so9ti Před 3 lety +12

      The mighty ducks

    • @noahmeyer3013
      @noahmeyer3013 Před 3 lety +37

      How did you get 279k subs but only 780 views on your last video? It perplexes me how CZcams works

    • @CoolLegoBatman
      @CoolLegoBatman Před 3 lety +15

      The Sports Experience bought subs

  • @breejesh2212
    @breejesh2212 Před 3 lety +1643

    Plot Twist: He has actually killed 3 men and this was his confession.

  • @antoinehourtane4459
    @antoinehourtane4459 Před rokem

    My man is on the grindest of grinds.

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hustle Cultre = Rest bad, sleep deprivation good

  • @WillBlacksilver
    @WillBlacksilver Před 3 lety +1990

    MY MORNING ROUTINE: Wake up at 1am and meditate in bed for 9hours straight.

  • @itachiuchiha1807
    @itachiuchiha1807 Před 3 lety +6065

    Motivational videos be like "Don't use social media" and post their videos directly to human brains

    • @danielparlered3944
      @danielparlered3944 Před 2 lety +61

      how are they else going to get in contact with people if the people only use social media?

    • @lo-fi8558
      @lo-fi8558 Před 2 lety +131

      They mean stupid apps like Instagram filled with a bunch of sexual inducing girls, tik tok, etc.

    • @kingra2k65
      @kingra2k65 Před 2 lety +9

      @@danielparlered3944 fax idk

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 Před 2 lety +20

      @@lo-fi8558 either your 60 or a toxic fortnight player who watched too much Discovery channel

    • @sugaristhenewwhite
      @sugaristhenewwhite Před 2 lety +32

      @@Ghosty716 ?

  • @kenichi1132
    @kenichi1132 Před rokem +5

    This had me in stiches so bad. My mrs thought i was dying i laughed so hard. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SetroDetroit
    @SetroDetroit Před 10 měsíci

    he's spitting facts, and the last line makes sure of it

  • @epsilon6201
    @epsilon6201 Před 2 lety +15871

    "I never slept after my birth."

  • @Chocolatte2006
    @Chocolatte2006 Před 3 lety +1932

    "I built up my multi-million dollar enterprise from the ground up by the age of 18 years old, with nothing but my wits, determination, and a 100 million dollars."

  • @gracejimenez962
    @gracejimenez962 Před rokem

    the execution of this video is just perfect

  • @Lootername
    @Lootername Před rokem +1

    If those ducks had any idea how much bread they could get with that twenty.

  • @marg1035
    @marg1035 Před 3 lety +26855

    you forgot:
    ''At the age of 18, my father came to me, put his arm around my shoulders and told me a very important thing. Something that would change my life forever and which still resonates now that I am a successful entrepreneur. He said ..... ''Son, my multi-million dollar business is now yours''
    ;)