Ask Ganjiswag #7 | Junaid Akram
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- čas přidán 8. 02. 2020
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List of Questions with timestamps:
0:15 Married for 2 years in a conservative family, my husband is a hafiz and doesn’t work. We have a child. What do I do?
06:10 I’m halfway in my engineering, turns out, I like graphic designing more. How should I pursuit?
08:33 My father gave money to someone and now they’re not returning back. What do we do?
12:18 I was making 100k, boss wanted to assign more work, I refused and left the job and now I can’t find another one. Did I make a mistake?
15:27 My sister completed her FSc and asking me what should she do in life. I don’t know either so you tell us.
18:54 I want to marry a Black Muslim man but fearing the backlash from family and our society. What do you recommend?
U r pure love❤️
Post-coital tears * is the word you were looking for!!
DON'T neglect Islam.
You don't know about the whole story, avoid interfering in husband wife matters/ don't adress.
Trying dosent hurt, I win case in consumer court myself in Pakistan. I saw police doing and working things out.
Spread positivity
And most importantly empty your cup. Same things are being repeated, nature rule strong wins, buy bigger car or change the situation if you have strength.
Q3 ka masla maira bi Hai
Junaid bhai , obviously you cannot answer all the emails on youtube but can you answer some by giving the reply via email?
I was expecting my question to be answered in this video.
Thanks
We need teachers like Junaid Akram in our colleges and universities.
4:08 demotivate
@@user-kp7xx1dp1p but true
No uni or college can afford junaid akram
@@RehmzyDRock he has his own games
But the education system of the whole world is outdated like Ai is gona to eat 80% jobs and we are not even aware of the job that ut will create
Right .. this society need us ...
The only honest ganja in Pakistan 😃😃
What ? 😂
😐
@nawaz_shrief
🤭
🤦♂️🤣
I seriously don't know why Indians and Pakistani people fight. I mean we are so same that even our problems are so relatable. Not even one problem was there which is not relatable to Indians. Junaid as always is the best. Lots of Love from India. 😇
Politics bro....The elite doesn't want the people to interact...Sara dhanda power Ka haai
Lots of similarities both want the entire Kashmir
@Shaurya Joshi . . .
❤️
@Shaurya Joshi 😂😂....fuck that legal right.....its not ur mom's land ok....it need a second to tore that legal right and give in ur ass....all game is of power....
I was going to share my problems but they're now solved ,all thanks to Allah I thought I would never move forward but Allah opened such paths that I never even thought of.
so you don't want to die?
^ asking the real questions
@@muhammadusmanbabar1731 gonna change my name to was almost about kill myself gone wrong gone sexual gone in the hood gone hamster pregnant 100% real .
Woa.. more power to you ! Unknown random person
@@muhammadusmanbabar1731 thanks mah dude
He protec
He attac
But most importantly he speak facts
*protecc
*attacc
*faccs
WT Fac
kya baat h
22:26 uski nunu kati hai waha jana hai
Junaib bhai you rock 🤣🤣🤣😆😆
Itna serious mahool tha
Phr pipe wala joke maar deya
26.00 😂😂😂
Yes yes
🤗🤗😋😋😋😋😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
17:04 Maaf kijiye ga. Me zra gussay me idr udr nikal jata hu...😆😆😂😂😂
🤣
Na Maloom Hahaha 😂🤣
Buhat idhar udhar nikal gaya. Hahahahhaha
Couldn't be more meme perfect moment if he actually had done that 🤣🤣🤣
Much respect for Junaid Akram!
❤️🥰
25:59 pipe wala aaya or dusra pipe dal kar chala gaya hahahahahah
Hansi nai rukk rai🤣
yrrr mtlb unbelievable😂😂😂
Poori video mein yehi highlight hai apki?🙃😑
Already subscribed !! Thanks for sharing your thoughts on every common issue an individual face.
One of the Best Ask Ganjiswag so far....so much to Learn....
Molvi sahib hahahaha
Headline: Junaid Akram ditched Azad Chaiwala at 8:12
Yeah lol
Azad chaiwala Pakistanio k mindset ko janta ha k k sy awam ko lootna hai...bs education sy Dil Bura krwado or apna course hazaaro lakho ma becho🥴🥴
Both are right in their own way. Degree University skills sikha kar hi deti hai aur uske tests bhi hote hain. Agar ap hacking kar k quizzes aur tests copy karlo,teachers se extra marks lelo to isme degree ka qusoor nahi apka qusoor hai.
In reality skills hi matter karte hain. Students k non-serious behaviours k wajah se woh skills seekhte nahi hain aur ghalat tarike se Uni ko fool kar k degree lelete hain
@@theprogamer3924 you are right. Agar azad chaiwala ko paise chaiyae hote to vo 22 free institute kyu kholta. jab Logon ne free ko thukraya to phir os ne kaha ka mein bhi paise lu ga OR phir log aae bhi 🤣🤣
Junaid bhai aj aapki aik aik baat nay humaari puri society ki mukamal aakasi ki hai, so intelligent, creative and a good person you are Ma sha Allah
, keep it up, aapki baton sy bht kch sikhnay ko milta hai beshuk!!!
Respected SIR,
My name is Vikash Singh from INDIA and By the help of your Videos, My Life is changed and continuosly changing. you really gives us a great knowledge for a better LIFE and HOW can be a best citizen to CONTRIBUTE to our OWN NATION. I know you primarily suggest your citizens for better PAKISTAN but IN my VISION, i take your suggestions for MY COUNTRY. MY PARENTS SAYS "GYAN(Knowledge) jaha se bhi mile GRAHAN(absorb) krlo"
THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR ..love you forever from INDIA
Time duration Should be 2 hours 😅
The words of wisdom ❤️ this is best fo far. Love from turkey.
Always make like these videos and gave us this much honest advises.... Love you.
Completely Agreed, Loved it Srr😊😍👍❤️❤️❤️
I really felt the authenticity in this episode, well done Junaid bhai, keep doing what you do.
Faida nahi yeah jahil aqum hai
@@sultannusratkhan8402 to jahil bdsk.
25:28 comedy level 69
Appreciated !! good efforts and keep it up. People are listening to you.
Very sensible advices like always.
That vigo wala incident is hilarious 😂😆
23:40
u nailed it bro
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Everyday i listen you.. Really enjoying with learning.. Love and respect For u❤️
very nice video.. Appreciated your efforts towards this society.
Love from Hyderabad 💕
The best part starts at 22:23 😂😂 wasn't expecting to laugh like that watching this video
Very good advise. Keep it up Junaid bhai..
Perfect 👌 answer to the last question. I honestly wish I understood this before and now I teach this to my kids and other parents.
May Allah guide us to be good parents.
I need to ask.
When am I going to be appearing in your show. 😎
Because you willing to watch this show of ghanji swag.
@@ramsesrameez5430 bhai 6 maheeny baad bolna zruri hota kia
8:12 trolling Azad chaiwala😂😂
MashaAllah well said Junaid Bhai.. I really like your videos and you speak to the point... Allah apko Bohat kamiabian dain ameen
Loved it J!
Hi sar Im from iran
I loved Pakistan🌴😔🦚
But with your words I realized I was wrong
It took me a long time to learn Urdu
@MATHA NOSHTO-MAN
desperate
so bad
@MATHA NOSHTO-MAN
Yes the government helps
@MATHA NOSHTO-MAN Seriously ... here you are asking about the economy in IRAN ??
"Dusra wala pipe lagake chala gaya" LMAO I LOLED TOO HARD.
u r freaking gud man..ur country needs people like u..keep doing gud work..👍
Junaid bhai main ap ka bara fan what realistic point of you have and what logic i hope people get practical we as a nation are dreamers like something is going happen
Thank u for educating our people the practical way of life
21:00 onwards is lit.
tabaheee he tabaheee XD
For real LMFAOO 🤣😂🙌
Agreed
Junaid bhai
Bring Zia chishti in your podcast.
CEO of one of the leading companies in technology sector.
u r amazing... i learn alot..
A much needed talk! 👍
A great man with a great mind🔥
Always support is onn sir🤙❤
Yes u r right parents are problems sometimes, for me when I want to eat that but not that and then they make what I don't like and I don't eat any thing over 1/2 days in home that is the dam problem for me, my mother is not on my side some time, but my father was better, he knew what I wanted.
waris anjum i think you should cook food by youself
Oh bhai bigrey hoey ho tum jo ghar mein milta hai shukar kar key khaa lo
Extraordinary Podcast .. ❤❤❤❤
I'm a medical Student phela B's mems dakhta tah random FB par but ajj pheli video app ki dakhi .
Really Optimistic person Han app
And also Reality bayan karta
May Allah protect You 😇😇🇵🇰🤲
Ani macha di end me👌😂
Junaid bhai
U must put subtitle in English. Your message is amazing.
I want this podcast to be delivered to the Ppl who doesn't understand urdu.
@@desilifeinamerica2880 Isi hi qoum ki baat Junaid bhai kr rahay hain.
Falto k chipko loog..
@@Journo5810 Sab mil k inko address bhejwao Kia Pata free biryani detay hongy
First time ap ka show dekha boht achi trhan smjhaatay hain ap may allah bless you ❤
Amazingly interesting Akram. Incredible use of humor as well. Fascinating really.
Akhbar-e-jahan me aik page hota tha jiss me loog iss trah k questions krty thy me bht shook sy prhti thi...but soun k bhi acha lg rhay hn...
Yes...some thing like that...
i only remember 3 aurtain 3 kahaniyan ... those were really fucked up stories.
hahah....once my mother read on of them and she strictly banned my Akbar-e- Jahan....I don't not what she exactly read in that story..
25:50 johnny sins ki story character xplained 😅
Amazing as usual 😍
thanks
very helpful .....
Roasted Azad Chaiwala Couple of times in this video. haha.
Ik but azad chaiwala professional businessman bro nd Junaid not...
@Joker sparrow degree ki wja se
@@TuriBinda but u do agree azad chaiwala is a behn ka lora ???
22:25 everyone listen 😂
Well well said talk junaid bhai...
You are on point as always
21:00 _Really great work at debunking the 'family culture' of Pakistan_
I shifted here from abroad for studies (Pak had better education than where I lived) and had to move in with my relatives.
Call it my luck, but I absolutely despise the BS culture here. You can't even take a nap in peace. Neighbors can't handle their shitty kids, other relatives visit on Sunday and ruin my whole weekend with all the noise and convos and kid tantrums and shit.
Unemployment isn't the only reason people yearn to settle abroad. It's also the relatives. I haven't even graduated yet and people are already very interested about what I'll be doing next.
I can't move out at the moment and just remain in my room for the majority of the duration 'mehmaan' are inside. I've stopped caring if they get hurt at not being able to meet me. F* dis shit I'm out the 1st chance I get...
BRO. I am going through the exact same situation right now. Where do you live Karachi?
Good on you bro run while you can and never come back!
@dan flunk Saudi Arabia, and I'm not kidding lol
Only KFUPM is better for UG studies, and maybe KAUST for PG studies
25:58 yaaauuurrrrr🤣🤣🤣😆😆
😂 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂
Great episode junaid bhai
Sir it is reality and really productive 💪 point which sir Junaid Akram discuss very widely wish you Best of luck with beat health
11:28 so true
For the first lady, with a kid and an irresponsible husband.
Please use contraception, a solid option so you don't add more responsibility on yourself, when you know how much your husband will contribute.
Would you please help me to understand that? How does that works? Please?
@@backbencher5675 the lady can opt for 3 monthly contraceptive injections or better get IUCD ( intrauterine contraceptive device ) inserted by a gynaecologist.
@@saadiaahmed6617 hmm I still didn't get it at all but thanks I will do the rest of the search by myself thanks again for opening it for me :)
like your intellectual humor. You are nailing it. Best wishes for future. :)
Yr kyaa explanation hai bhai ki kmaal yr ...keep it bro
Shadi kra do
bacha set ho gah ja
Oh no no no no...... 😂
Is liye meri b shadi hone wali hai
@@KashifKhan-lh5bv tf.... Really??
Kashif Khan bhae mana krde kyu kissi or ki zindagi barbad krega phr jo anay wali zindagi hogi usski bhe 3 3 jaanay ek sath himmat kro khud ko sudharo or mana krdo ye kaam kissi or ki zindagi barbad krne se behtar hai
@@esharai8916 abba ni manein gay
11:27 Choti Gadi Chohta Ch**iya 🤣🤣
Aur ager Bike huti ? jese yamaha R 1 etc.
(Bike size mn kisi bhi sedan ya sports car se chotee huti hai).
Loved this episode :)
Best Video Bhai.😂😂😂💯
Haqeeqat banyan ki hai.❤
28:10 post coital bleeding.
Hymen hypertrophy is a rare disease read it and put a msg about that
25:53 Hell laugh 😂
Boht awllla😂✌🏻 love your videos😘
Excellent advice for every question #keepupthegreatwork
"Ahhhh Kashmir milaay ga" :D
آخری سوال کا جواب 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Junaid bhai level kar diya aj to maza agaya 🤣 ap jesa straight forward banda aj tak nhi dekha 😘😜👍🏻
U are Great ....
Keep doing desperately our generation need this 😍✌️Every word worth listening & learning!! Increased your Respect more!! Love every sec & Anxiously wants to share on my WHATSAPP FAIMLY GROUP Bt I think ek or edited Short version hna chiyea for FAIMLY 😋( JUDGEMENTAL LOG🙄)
Ahahahahaa 😝😂 😂😅 amnaaaa
Please talk more on social and economic issues. CBA arslaan naseer and Junaid Akram post the best content on CZcams.
one of the top podcast of yours , Best Junaid Bhai
Allah aap ko khush rakhe or dunya or akhirat me kamiyaab kare. Aameen. Junaid Bhai, I just want to appreciate how much time you put into these videos. The content you share with us is very valuable and informative. Thank you!
28:07 where he realised k maaf kijye ga me idhr udhr nikal jata hon XD
notification squad :D
Junaid bhai! I really appreciate your views on everything. I watch your videos as an entertainment of my day after a hectic day pass. I learn a lot from your videos. Wow.
Junaid bhai .This is first ever video i have watched at your channel and now i am your biggest fan 👍❤🙂
Pipe lagane aya aur dusra pipe daal k chala gaya... Johny bhai fan spotted 😂😂
26:50 you'll die laughing but that's a bitter fact sadly!!
Junaid Bhai! This was the best Q&A so far LOL!!! Lots of Love from Sweden!!
I love your's sense of humors
Mooroo Badmash XD
28:00 post-coital bleeding
wow!
Great junaid bhai..
Junaid Bhai you're a gem of our nation we need more people like you who have the ability to change the sick thinking perspective of our people lots & lots of love and prayers for you stay blessed ❤
26:5 اسلام وعلیکم 😂😂😂😂😂
CZcams: How many ads do you want?
Junaid bhai: Yes
Bhai Kama ne Dena usko.....
I just want to say thank you for your videos
Junaid this episdoe was gold !