Shaadi Tips | Junaid Akram's Podcast #53

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  • čas přidán 13. 12. 2019
  • Khalliwalli expensive shaadiyaan, saas susar wala honeymoon and bunch of business ideas.
    Instagram: ganjiswag
    #ShadiSeason #JunaidAkram

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  • @roboboyzz8612
    @roboboyzz8612 Před 4 lety +489

    We had a very simple wedding, nikah done in mosque with minimal guests, barat in isb n walima in lahore with as minimal guests as possible, it brought lots of baraqah in our lives plus it saved us from future debts. We enjoyed our new life with no tension of financial debts ...so guys make life easy for urself n others...and cheers...

    • @mindviews6978
      @mindviews6978 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/sPcD_bUagAQ/video.html

    • @aimenfatima570
      @aimenfatima570 Před 4 lety +1

      wow maa shaa Allah..

    • @shayankhan8291
      @shayankhan8291 Před 3 lety +16

      Baraat is fazul karchi only and show off.
      Only nikkah and walima, that's it

  • @manahmed1
    @manahmed1 Před 4 lety +664

    I got married in the day time and everyone still appreciating it that how much convenient to attend a marriage in the day time

    • @cookwithashi1963
      @cookwithashi1963 Před 3 lety +33

      Mere abbu bolte ty k raton ko shadiyan hori is liye andhere agaye zindagi men

    • @syediftikharali8771
      @syediftikharali8771 Před 3 lety +6

      @@cookwithashi1963 oof

    • @zuberkhan84
      @zuberkhan84 Před 3 lety +3

      @@cookwithashi1963 hahahaha

    • @umibutt5599
      @umibutt5599 Před 3 lety +10

      Bhn ki shadi thi walima day time me rakhaa 2 sy 5 bjy Tak yaqeen jano larkion ny tayar hony me 4 Baja diy 4:30 bjy phnchy ek picture khichwai khany ki plate samny rakhi or achanak plate ankhon sy ojhal hogai or hall walo be hall KY sath sath zindagi me bhi andhera kardia😓

    • @ESL142
      @ESL142 Před 2 lety +3

      I heard from my elders that only the downtrodden would arrange weddings @ night to hide / camouflage their lack of resources. Let’s revert to this trend !

  • @malikatta4412
    @malikatta4412 Před 4 lety +150

    Aby bhi is bandy ko oscar dooo 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @kitabnama7055
    @kitabnama7055 Před 3 lety +58

    This is the education that this generation really requires. I salute you sir. I have learnt a lot from you that nobody told me when I was growing up. Jazak Allah o khair.

  • @rashidsiddiqui440
    @rashidsiddiqui440 Před 4 lety +706

    My wife and I approached our shaadi differently back in July 2018. This is what we did:
    1. One event shared by my wifes family and me. Shendi or whatever you wanna call. Nikah masjid mein karlia pichlay din.
    2. Day wedding 1pm to 4pm
    2. Banquet pakra Tha toh AC Tha Matlab summer mein bhi day wedding possible hai.
    3. 6pm we were home and the guests had left.
    4. Because this was a day wedding, we saved money. 2.5 lac ki boking instead of 5.5 lac
    5. Honeymoon flight wedding kay dosray din takay oil filled daawatein na khani parain
    6. Meri apni gaari mein baaraat gaee. Baghair flowers kay. Didn't wanna ruin the paint or announce pooray Karachi mein k shaadi hogaee hai. Bus ghar paunchna Tha.
    More than a year later, we feel this was a really smart move. And no it wasn't easy, hum kuch mukhtalif Kar Rahay thay toh resistance bohot face ki thi family aur baroon ki taraf say. Key is smartly negotiate, let the baaray feel Important but slowly work ur way into this. Rebellion mode mein agaye toh haar jao gay.
    Hope this can inspire those who have the the desire to play it smart but will have to face a lot of resistance if they pursue a smart wedding.
    Cheers

    • @WaleedRx
      @WaleedRx Před 4 lety +7

      Great move exactly

    • @mahad2K
      @mahad2K Před 4 lety +4

      👏👏 truly appreciate your stand

    • @syedumer7506
      @syedumer7506 Před 4 lety +3

      Many Thanks broda!! 😊

    • @ifra221
      @ifra221 Před 4 lety +18

      /Rebellion mode mein agaye toh haar jao gay. / woahhh!!

    • @mohibmohsin6991
      @mohibmohsin6991 Před 4 lety +1

      Rashid Saad Siddiqui well done everyone should follow this

  • @FaizanWaseem0
    @FaizanWaseem0 Před 4 lety +503

    Good to see Junaid Bhai back with his original personality. The humor, the story telling was missing in previous recent videos. Good to see this all back 💯💯

  • @syedusman7253
    @syedusman7253 Před 4 lety +65

    I m very depressed because of my in laws but I started use mobile for ignore all issues then suddenly start your video n I m laughing too much n totally relax.. no words to say thanks junaid.. Allah always gives you best.

  • @moiziqbal3962
    @moiziqbal3962 Před 2 lety +74

    This guy has amazing talent in terms of his comedy timing 😂😂
    Started watching him couple of days ago and kindof addicted to his podcast and vlogs 😍🥰
    Gunji swags rocks 😛😛

  • @muhammedahmed2556
    @muhammedahmed2556 Před 4 lety +341

    Hahahaha fun starts at 3:30 nachan gei saaari raat😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @syedsadaqatishaqbukhari3622
    @syedsadaqatishaqbukhari3622 Před 4 lety +555

    “Photographer nay hamari sae say nai li.......tasver” 😂😂😂

  • @But_Whyyyy
    @But_Whyyyy Před rokem +15

    I got married in the day time. I can't imagine how convenient it was. What a beautiful experience it was. I was sleeping watching this dream but then suddenly my Mom awaked me and now I am watching this video 👍.

  • @Shubham-vg1en
    @Shubham-vg1en Před 4 lety +30

    "Humare gharo me khushi nai hai desh kaha se khush hoga"
    Dumbledore- 10 points to Gunji🤘🏻🕶️

  • @HassanAli-my2ky
    @HassanAli-my2ky Před 4 lety +103

    I'm a freelance writer, whenever I decide to pen down my ideas, I listen to your podcats while writing, man! feels so amazing. Bitter truth intertwined in a curtain of humor.

    • @shh11111
      @shh11111 Před 4 lety

      Mujhe bhi kaam dila do. I am a freelance writer too, but know only one source

  • @muhammadabubakarriaz7778
    @muhammadabubakarriaz7778 Před 4 lety +12

    Buhat achi baat. 💯
    Waise bhi "sb se zyada barkat wala nikaah wo hota hai jis me kam se kam kharch ho."
    Hadees - e - NABWI (SAWW). ❤️🌹

  • @meminem3945
    @meminem3945 Před 3 lety +43

    How can he make this straight face while talking about sarcasm😂😂 Ghoonghat one😂

  • @green_fox12
    @green_fox12 Před 3 lety +52

    Also important to note that when the parent's force their son to throw a lavish wedding and make him go into debt, they emotionally blackmail the newly wedded woman into selling her Haq Meher jewelry to get the groom out of debt and if she refuses she is called a selfish person 🙃

    • @adikhan9603
      @adikhan9603 Před rokem +2

      Nope these days fiances dont accept simple weddings...👍👍

  • @mohammadhassanraza9985
    @mohammadhassanraza9985 Před 4 lety +58

    7:30 ye 4 Jo phir rahe Hein almaari see nikalein the Kia..😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️👌🏾

  • @AliShahmeer
    @AliShahmeer Před 4 lety +145

    I genuinely don't want your podcast to end once i start listening to them. I keep on checking the time and it feels bad when it's approaching the end.

  • @nonykaur1062
    @nonykaur1062 Před 3 lety +199

    Rangilo maro dholna😂😂😂😂
    OMG...... Pls give this guy oscar!

    • @jolamb7677
      @jolamb7677 Před 3 lety +8

      World cup sey 4 ghantay pehlay kon practice kurta hai 😁

    • @tauseefahmed9314
      @tauseefahmed9314 Před 3 lety +2

      mai bohot hansra ha hoon abhi iski baaton pe
      us waq to mujhe bohot hansi aayi jab isne kaha ke uendertaker aara ha hai

    • @shariqsalman92
      @shariqsalman92 Před rokem +4

      *Nachaan gay sari raat*

    • @thehighlander9709
      @thehighlander9709 Před rokem

      ​@@jolamb7677😜😜😜😜

  • @toxicinsaan5895
    @toxicinsaan5895 Před 3 lety +8

    Thanks for tips I m 12 yrs old boy

  • @gangland515
    @gangland515 Před 4 lety +116

    “Nachan gy sari raat” 😭😂😂😂

  • @rahulaswal1705
    @rahulaswal1705 Před 4 lety +54

    Junaid bhai...most funniest explanation of marrige & wastage of money.... seriously its hilarious...same situation in india also..

  • @drmaham3011
    @drmaham3011 Před 3 lety +86

    This needs to be listened by my mom I swear 🤦‍♀️❤️

  • @adityatripathy8868
    @adityatripathy8868 Před 3 lety +35

    I was laughing throughout your video. Love from India Junaid bhai.

  • @topseries1331
    @topseries1331 Před 4 lety +50

    Real issues of society.
    But no one dare to talk about it.
    But you did a great job.

  • @saadusmani_7223
    @saadusmani_7223 Před 4 lety +22

    Yaar junaid Bhai aap ki class he alag Hai👌
    Mashallah say bohat kum logon main aysa talent hota Hai jo Sab ko apni. Baat pay convince Kar sakein👌
    Love from Saudi Arabia ❤️

  • @imUsman
    @imUsman Před 3 lety +19

    I’m gonna get married in couple of months. Thanks for the advice. Really appreciate it.

  • @kamranijaz5678
    @kamranijaz5678 Před 4 lety +12

    “Photographer ne hamari nae li... tasveer”
    Janab Allama Junaid Iqbal Ghumman

  • @techfied964
    @techfied964 Před 4 lety +118

    "Dulha Kat raha hai Dhara dhar" - junaid akram 2019

  • @farooqmohammed2006
    @farooqmohammed2006 Před 4 lety +65

    ماشاءاللہ حضرت آپ نےحق اداکرتیااللہ آپ کواسی طرح حق بولنے کی توفیق عطاءفرمادئےآ۔ییییییین

  • @anurakchhettry1140
    @anurakchhettry1140 Před 3 lety +36

    One ☝️ word for him “ a genius “

  • @prashanttomar7768
    @prashanttomar7768 Před 4 lety +257

    Kuch difference milega India Pakistan mai ya nhi😂😂🤦‍♂️ ( shadi se lekar marne tak sab same)

    • @2211riz
      @2211riz Před 4 lety +6

      Yaar Sub Same Hai dono countries mein....😂😂😂😂

    • @theroguerocker666
      @theroguerocker666 Před 4 lety +4

      main bolne wala tha

    • @hisisters9324
      @hisisters9324 Před 4 lety +2

      Bas tum logo k shklein thodi si badsurat hai baki sab same hai

    • @ahsan8569
      @ahsan8569 Před 4 lety +23

      @@hisisters9324 bai indians hum sy ziada pyaray aur attractive hotay hn u racist girl

    • @ansariaffiliates4653
      @ansariaffiliates4653 Před 4 lety +1

      😂

  • @MSthesmart
    @MSthesmart Před 4 lety +75

    3:30 😂😂😂
    جنید بھائی آپ صحیح کہہ رہے ہو مذاق کے علاوہ۔ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کے ساتھ بھی ایسا ہی ہوا تھا جب انکا نکاح حضرت زینب علیہ سلام کے ساتھ ہوا تھا۔
    سورہ احزاب 53
    اے لوگو جو ایمان لائے ہو ، نبی ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کے گھروں میں بلا اجازت نہ چلے آیا کرو95 نہ کھانے کا وقت تاکتے رہو ۔ ہاں اگر تمہیں کھانے پر بلایا جائے تو ضرور آؤ 96 مگر جب کھانا کھالو تو منتشر ہو جاؤ ۔ باتیں کرنے میں نہ لگے رہو 97 تمہاری یہ حرکتیں نبی کو تکلیف دیتی ہیں ، مگر وہ شرم کی وجہ سے کچھ نہیں کہتے ۔ اور اللہ حق بات کہنے میں نہیں شرماتا ۔ نبی ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کی بیویوں سے اگر تمہیں کچھ مانگنا ہو تو پردے کے پیچھے سے مانگا کرو ، یہ تمہارے اور ان کے دلوں کی پاکیزگی کے لیے زیادہ مناسب طریقہ ہے 98 تمہارے لیے یہ ہرگز جائز نہیں کہ اللہ کے رسول ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کو تکلیف دو 99 ، اور نہ یہ جائز ہے کہ ان کے بعد ان کی بیویوں سے نکاح کرو 100 ، یہ اللہ کے نزدیک بہت بڑا گناہ ہے ۔
    صحیح بخاری 4791
    جب رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے زینب بنت جحش رضی اللہ عنہا سے نکاح کیا تو قوم کو آپ نے دعوت ولیمہ دی، کھانا کھانے کے بعد لوگ ( گھر کے اندر ہی ) بیٹھے ( دیر تک ) باتیں کرتے رہے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے ایسا کیا گویا آپ اٹھنا چاہتے ہیں ( تاکہ لوگ سمجھ جائیں اور اٹھ جائیں ) لیکن کوئی بھی نہیں اٹھا، جب آپ نے دیکھا کہ کوئی نہیں اٹھتا تو آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کھڑے ہو گئے۔ جب آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کھڑے ہوئے تو دوسرے لوگ بھی کھڑے ہو گئے، لیکن تین آدمی اب بھی بیٹھے رہ گئے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم جب باہر سے اندر جانے کے لیے آئے تو دیکھا کہ کچھ اب بھی بیٹھے ہوئے ہیں۔ اس کے بعد وہ لوگ بھی اٹھ گئے تو میں نے آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کی خدمت میں حاضر ہو کر خبر دی کہ وہ لوگ بھی چلے گئے ہیں تو آپ اندر تشریف لائے۔ میں نے بھی چاہا کہ اندر جاؤں، لیکن نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے اپنے اور میرے بیچ میں دروازہ کا پردہ گرا لیا، اس کے بعد آیت ( مذکورہ بالا ) نازل ہوئی «يا أيها الذين آمنوا لا تدخلوا بيوت النبي‏» کہ ”اے ایمان والو! نبی کے گھروں میں مت جایا کرو۔“ آخر آیت تک۔
    صحیح بخاری 4793
    رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے زینب بنت جحش رضی اللہ عنہا سے نکاح کے بعد ( بطور ولیمہ ) گوشت اور روٹی تیار کروائی اور مجھے کھانے پر لوگوں کو بلانے کے لیے بھیجا، پھر کچھ لوگ آئے اور کھا کر واپس چلے گئے۔ پھر دوسرے لوگ آئے اور کھا کر واپس چلے، میں بلاتا رہا۔ آخر جب کوئی باقی نہیں رہا تو میں نے عرض کیا: اے اللہ کے نبی! اب تو کوئی باقی نہیں رہا جس کو میں دعوت دوں تو آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا کہ اب دستر خوان اٹھا لو لیکن تین اشخاص گھر میں باتیں کرتے رہے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم باہر نکل آئے اور عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کے حجرہ کے سامنے جا کر فرمایا السلام علیکم اہل البیت ورحمۃ اللہ۔ انہوں نے کہا وعلیک السلام ورحمۃ اللہ، اپنی اہل کو آپ نے کیسا پایا؟ اللہ برکت عطا فرمائے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم اسی طرح تمام ازواج مطہرات کے حجروں کے سامنے گئے اور جس طرح عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا سے فرمایا تھا اس طرح سب سے فرمایا اور انہوں نے بھی عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کی طرح جواب دیا۔ اس کے بعد نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم واپس تشریف لائے تو وہ تین آدمی اب بھی گھر میں بیٹھے باتیں کر رہے تھے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم بہت زیادہ حیاء دار تھے، آپ ( یہ دیکھ کر کہ لوگ اب بھی بیٹھے ہوئے ہیں ) عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کے حجرہ کی طرف پھر چلے گئے، مجھے یاد نہیں کہ اس کے بعد میں نے یا کسی اور نے آپ کو جا کر خبر کی کہ اب وہ تینوں آدمی روانہ ہو چکے ہیں۔ پھر نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم اب واپس تشریف لائے اور پاؤں چوکھٹ پر رکھا۔ ابھی آپ کا ایک پاؤں اندر تھا اور ایک پاؤں باہر کہ آپ نے پردہ گرا لیا اور پردہ کی آیت نازل ہوئی۔

    • @MSthesmart
      @MSthesmart Před 4 lety

      @Tizk Abdullah
      Copy paste kia hai.
      Pura context batana hota hai

    • @Samkhan2019
      @Samkhan2019 Před 4 lety

      MS thesmart stupid you put here holy verses of quran ??? Why ???

    • @MSthesmart
      @MSthesmart Před 4 lety +4

      @@Samkhan2019 what is the stupidity of sharing the verses of Quran to teach something related to this topic? Are you Muslim?

  • @Sandman9811
    @Sandman9811 Před 4 lety +50

    Junaid sahib these are the horrors of joint family system in Pakistan....

    • @rahmathali8740
      @rahmathali8740 Před 4 lety +2

      in india too bhai...

    • @TopNotch78
      @TopNotch78 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes Sir and only in the motherland. Desis that live in the West dont suffer as bad.

  • @AmitKumar-ur7pu
    @AmitKumar-ur7pu Před 4 lety +20

    World Cup se 4 ghante practice...haha love from Delhi

  • @yasirismailofficial
    @yasirismailofficial Před 3 lety +9

    10:07 that nailed nagan chowrangi

  • @minhajuddin9319
    @minhajuddin9319 Před 4 lety +219

    World cup sy 4 ghantY pehlY kon practice karta hai
    Ganji swag, 2019

    • @alihashwani973
      @alihashwani973 Před 4 lety +7

      Bhai net practice ya test matach ki baat ho rhi hai 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thechannel9248
    @thechannel9248 Před 4 lety +449

    Aapne indirectly Pakistan ke 90% logo ki dil ki baat boldi
    Baqi 10% dislikes kr ke chale gye😂😂

  • @AshishKumar-qy5em
    @AshishKumar-qy5em Před 4 lety +11

    Bht sahi insaan ho aap
    Heeera ho heeera 🤣🤣
    Aapka channel muje phle ku n mila

  • @mhashmi3593
    @mhashmi3593 Před 3 lety +8

    Yaar you are doing really good service to community. Thanks for your initiative really to help us think about unsaid issues. Cheers

  • @SliceOfSabby
    @SliceOfSabby Před 4 lety +194

    7:30 yeh chaar Jo hai..almari se nikle the??...best hahahah

  • @superameen91
    @superameen91 Před 4 lety +111

    12:49 hahaha best part Pink color ka lullar tissue 😂🤣

  • @HuzefaTariq001
    @HuzefaTariq001 Před 4 lety +96

    That nachan gay i swear 😂
    Edit 1: almari was funnier 😂
    Edit 2: Vita Bread 😂
    Edit 3: Undertaker ffs 😂
    Edit 4: Nara kholne ka time hai 😂

  • @chillivoltage
    @chillivoltage Před 4 lety +10

    What I wouldn't give to sit down over a cup of tea with you!
    Glad you covered this topic and brought forward such sensible and realistic ideas

  • @hamzaarshad2953
    @hamzaarshad2953 Před 4 lety +90

    "WC se 4 ghante pehle kon practice karta hai" 😂😂😂😂

  • @hamxathevlogger6681
    @hamxathevlogger6681 Před 4 lety +136

    Very informative.... Give Oscar to this person.

  • @shehzadkhan5460
    @shehzadkhan5460 Před rokem +5

    There's nothing that compares to Junaid Bai's content. It's always a pleasure to listen to your content, and I really enjoy it..❤️❤️❤️

  • @HiHassanIftikhar
    @HiHassanIftikhar Před 4 lety +2

    اس وقت میں سچائی سے بھری یہ مزیدار وڈیو دیکھ کر ہنس رہا ہوں اور باہر گلی سے ڈھول کی آواز آنا شروع ہو گئی۔ ہنس ہنس کے برا حال ہوگیا!! مین سوچ رہا تھا یہ سب ہو رہا ہوگیا بےچارے کے ساتھ۔

  • @alia957
    @alia957 Před 4 lety +14

    In my opinion, the reason parents/relatives get so offended by couples showing love towards each other is because these people did not get this kind of love/experiences in their lives so they cannot digest happiness of others. I think it's more of a jealousy factor than anything else. Imagine if parents/relatives were fulfilled in their lives, why they would object

  • @siddthelegend7252
    @siddthelegend7252 Před 4 lety +38

    Great video. For everyone planning to marry: if you want the Almighty's mercy and berkat for you and your soulmate in the life to follow, then organize your ceremony as per the teachings of Rasool Allah صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم

  • @mwajji9352
    @mwajji9352 Před 4 lety +5

    Sir Junaid you are really true and kind full person . may Allah given you more success . Ameen

  • @bilal5552333731
    @bilal5552333731 Před 4 lety +13

    13:03 " Sanityzer Rakhdo " Haha Living Ahead of His time. Seriously once I start watching your video it is impossible to stop it without watching the entire content , this is how intersting your way method of giving knowledge is.

  • @hamzamehmood8208
    @hamzamehmood8208 Před 4 lety +209

    So much is going on in his head. Can generate enough energy to power an Ac !!!

    • @DigiDiscoveryX
      @DigiDiscoveryX Před 4 lety +1

      Humman beings need to train their mind to think positive the 1st thought came in to Humman mind is negative.

    • @moheedsyed7278
      @moheedsyed7278 Před 4 lety

      Rephrase: His head has enough energy to power an airconditioner

    • @hamzamehmood8208
      @hamzamehmood8208 Před 4 lety

      @@moheedsyed7278 repharase: I like to say it that way !!! :)

    • @ArhamQazi
      @ArhamQazi Před 4 lety +3

      cuz his head is free from a burden 🤣

    • @turabzaidi8552
      @turabzaidi8552 Před 4 lety

      @@ArhamQazi 😂

  • @ok-kp5jn
    @ok-kp5jn Před 4 lety +72

    One collab with arslaan naseer!!

  • @muhammadsalman863
    @muhammadsalman863 Před 4 lety +11

    Who knew that just after 2 months he made this video, the entire world would be changed.

  • @khansinternational14
    @khansinternational14 Před 4 lety +3

    This channel deserves a lot of subscribers. Hands down the best channel. Keep going, brother.

  • @uknown750
    @uknown750 Před 4 lety +83

    Thank you Junaid Bhai, I’m getting married in March InshAllah 🙏.

  • @javeriazubair7967
    @javeriazubair7967 Před 4 lety +40

    Im a software engineer and someone fron my class made this shadi hall booking app and graphic designers are now approached for cards.

    • @umemakhan5435
      @umemakhan5435 Před 4 lety

      What is the app called ?

    • @anaslakhani
      @anaslakhani Před 4 lety

      App link??

    • @javeriazubair7967
      @javeriazubair7967 Před 4 lety +1

      @@anaslakhani he's still working on it as it needs investment when its complete its going to be on playstore

    • @enigmatic4658
      @enigmatic4658 Před 4 lety +1

      @@javeriazubair7967 how much investment does it need. i am interested in its business opportunity if he has a good business model. let him contact me through email farhan841@hotmail.com

    • @MYGVLOG
      @MYGVLOG Před 4 lety

      Javeria: please email me investment details. If proposal is good i would like to invest on it. Her is my email address.
      myousuf.pleasent@gmail.com

  • @silentwatcher67543
    @silentwatcher67543 Před 4 lety +1

    6 sep ko bath hoi...11 ko baraath done . Zabardast walima dia logo ko. Bs shadi done....simple shadi, happy life. Islam zindabadh. 😊

  • @rahimarbani8722
    @rahimarbani8722 Před 4 lety +5

    Best motivational speech ever... very helpful great work junaid akram sir

  • @prajwalsharma213
    @prajwalsharma213 Před 4 lety +16

    I get to know about Pakistani culture by watching Junaid bhai's video. Btw his sense of humour is top notch.

  • @URNS
    @URNS Před 4 lety +133

    True story: Husband and wife decided to go on their honeymoon, mother in law tagged along. Cantt station sa train ka safar tha, mager station dair sa pohanchay and train about to left.
    Husband helped mother in law to get into train while wife wait outside. During this time, train started to move and wife never made it to train.
    Husband went to honeymoon with his mother in law.

  • @HorifficJunoo
    @HorifficJunoo Před 4 lety +5

    Amazing yaar, junaid your style of telling story is amazing... welldone mate. Good work.

  • @MyFather95819
    @MyFather95819 Před 3 lety +9

    4:13 u got me in the first half

  • @usmanansari6316
    @usmanansari6316 Před 4 lety +7

    Hats off to my parents.they always say 'we are not here to intervene in your issues and relations we just want you happy.thats all.

  • @mohsinaziz6367
    @mohsinaziz6367 Před 4 lety +54

    18:51 Hain, WORLDCUP se 4 ghante pehle kon practice krta h !!! The most naughtiest (or double meaning) thing ganji swag said 🙈😂😂😂

  • @OsamaQaiser
    @OsamaQaiser Před 4 lety +5

    Junaid bhai deserves "Tambgha-i-Jurrat" of 2019
    Very influential, Positive, practical, effective yet very harsh & dark realities of our socieities....!!

  • @saqibrauf2191
    @saqibrauf2191 Před 3 lety +9

    Its been recommended to me by youtube today, already got married 3 months ago🤣🤣

  • @msumamamarghoob
    @msumamamarghoob Před 4 lety +20

    Enjoyed thoroughly. You need to do more episodes like these. Even though the informative videos are good, remember you grew as a comedian. Your comedic content is great.

  • @harrypotter8115
    @harrypotter8115 Před 4 lety +18

    aww yeah here we go again
    finally a video

  • @maleehahussain4686
    @maleehahussain4686 Před 4 lety +11

    Very well said, you cover all the points but in a hilarious way😅😅Very informative ideas 👌🏻 keep it up 👍🏻

  • @corruptx4300
    @corruptx4300 Před 4 lety +17

    Chaar almaari wala joke killed me literally 7:29

  • @AhsanNaseem
    @AhsanNaseem Před 4 lety +3

    Man this is your best video. Really proud of this. Peace! :)

  • @Realwaqasaslam
    @Realwaqasaslam Před 4 lety +176

    When i was going for honey moon we picked murry for the trip and when we announced we are going my wife’s sister and her cuzns said we will be going with you for security we can’t let our sister go alone she’s not used to it well
    I and my wife didn’t liked it short story when we reached murre we booked two rooms at night I told my wife that you have to scream as loud as you can and ironically she screamed very loud and hard
    And the next day her sister and cousin didn’t made an eye contact with us specially me
    Then they said we are leaving as we are receiving calls from home
    That’s how you deal with when someone try to be ( kabab me haddi )

    • @creativework212
      @creativework212 Před 4 lety +13

      👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jaderermis7258
      @jaderermis7258 Před 4 lety +12

      lmao 🤣😂🤣😂. Gonna try this with my siblings

    • @sumairanaz1949
      @sumairanaz1949 Před 4 lety +8

      I couldn't understand what was the point of screaming?

    • @ironstar_2453
      @ironstar_2453 Před 4 lety +21

      @@sumairanaz1949 - khali wali karo haha... bachon ko samj ni anii

    • @HoneySpeaks11
      @HoneySpeaks11 Před 4 lety +11

      @@sumairanaz1949 pogo dekha kro

  • @dangerzone3106
    @dangerzone3106 Před 3 lety +5

    "Mara hua sabun Tibet Ka!" Best phrase here 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mairakhan702
    @Mairakhan702 Před 4 lety +2

    Apki videos dekh k literally mera mood bohat acha hojata so realistic

  • @NaveedKhan-mz7or
    @NaveedKhan-mz7or Před 4 lety +2

    Stay Blessed junaid bhai. Very rare we have intellectual people these days. You r one of them.

  • @qwer3881
    @qwer3881 Před 4 lety +23

    7:27 "ye chaar jo phir rahe hain ye kya almaari mein se nikle the" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jerrythomas9087
    @jerrythomas9087 Před 4 lety +12

    Mare to has has ke pait me dard hogaya you are too good yr 😂 🤣...

  • @muhammadahmedshuja4689
    @muhammadahmedshuja4689 Před 3 lety +2

    One of the best videos which I've watched so far. Keep inspiring Sir

  • @user-hi6yq7ry9c
    @user-hi6yq7ry9c Před 4 lety +14

    I wish everyone gets a susar and saas like you 😚

  • @ramiboy1996
    @ramiboy1996 Před 4 lety +25

    "Ghoonghat uthaya or fajar hogai" hahahaha That's a good one. Keep it up. Allah ka shukar hai Mere ghar or family mein aisa nhi hai K space nhi hai or pura ghar honeymoon mein involve ho raha hai etc. Ek dum sahi kaha bilkul thek Rishtaydron ne azab banaya hova hai sub ko.
    ALLAH Hidayat dy sub ko.

  • @wasiqahassan9677
    @wasiqahassan9677 Před 2 lety +3

    I got married in day time on Friday! it was so beautiful and convenient sab time sy hogya that plus pictures turned out so good in day light

  • @ZubairAhmed-zo2iv
    @ZubairAhmed-zo2iv Před 2 lety +1

    Mash Allah very good explan regarding non since peoples.J.Akram

  • @laissabry394
    @laissabry394 Před 4 lety +13

    Assalamaualaikum love from hyderabad india 🇮🇳

  • @AAFactor
    @AAFactor Před 4 lety +5

    Junaid bahi thank you for knocking some sense into the general population.

  • @falak9187
    @falak9187 Před 3 lety +7

    7:13 masood bhai 😂❤️ 8:24 undertakker araha hy

  • @shafisheikh7527
    @shafisheikh7527 Před 2 lety

    Really I m impressed by yo talk ....simple marriage is always good ...rather than lavish unwanted expenses ...thank u bro ...for yo kind alert for young generation

  • @sali11629
    @sali11629 Před 4 lety +5

    This is too funny man. Thanks for the laughs, much needed❤❤

  • @izharaslam252
    @izharaslam252 Před 4 lety +7

    Most awaited podcast ❤😂

  • @AnonVehle
    @AnonVehle Před 4 lety +2

    Sirf issi video ki vajah se m dopahar mein shaadi kar rhaa hu. Thanks.

  • @sikanderbakht1303
    @sikanderbakht1303 Před 4 lety +6

    Photographer ne hamari sahi se nhi li(a moment later) tasweer!
    I was like 😆😂😄

  • @zeeshan0303
    @zeeshan0303 Před 4 lety +5

    Very Nice and Perfect video. Really, this is reality of our families

  • @sidraansari9967
    @sidraansari9967 Před 4 lety +4

    Allah bless u bro .... the video is love 😍

  • @Bilama
    @Bilama Před 4 lety +2

    Amazing! Entertaining and hilarious video. Thank you for enlightening the masses

  • @faizaxlabib
    @faizaxlabib Před 3 lety +2

    I just love your podcasts.

  • @farwasiddiqui9223
    @farwasiddiqui9223 Před 4 lety +7

    Amazing content, awesome listening to your ideas as usual!!

  • @umerkhan-uz1gv
    @umerkhan-uz1gv Před 4 lety +347

    india, Pakistan, Bangladesh, kashmir all have the same story

    • @homesurgery6199
      @homesurgery6199 Před 4 lety +20

      Yeah most of the third world countries are same because they lacks discipline and education.

    • @ankith1316
      @ankith1316 Před 4 lety +1

      सही 😁

    • @anandsaini
      @anandsaini Před 4 lety +20

      kashmir is no country , It is India , Otherwise Love you pakistan

    • @abdullaharshad5350
      @abdullaharshad5350 Před 4 lety +18

      Kashmir isn't a country it's a part of Pakistan

    • @anandsaini
      @anandsaini Před 4 lety +2

      @@abdullaharshad5350 I said kashmir is not part of something , Kashmir is India

  • @zone_luck5242
    @zone_luck5242 Před 2 lety +2

    Every mom needs to listen this

  • @habiburrehman7236
    @habiburrehman7236 Před rokem +2

    Kash apka ye episode ptv or hum channel p ya geo p ata k hmri awam smjhy