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  • @ZeoWorks
    @ZeoWorks Před 2 lety +7962

    They removed all the original games from steam and other digital platforms to make room for this. They also wanted to sue modders to prevent competition between the original and definitive edition. I expected more from Rockstar.

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom Před 2 lety +3594

    Most of the models look like playing character from "Crab Game".

    • @thezombiewacker4120
      @thezombiewacker4120 Před 2 lety +248

      Even Crab game, a game made by one person (i think), is rated better than whatever rockstar threw at us

    • @mineatomtr
      @mineatomtr Před 2 lety +18

      Bot below will say their content is better than pewdiepie smh

    • @impudentincorporated
      @impudentincorporated Před 2 lety +96

      @@thezombiewacker4120 It was made by one person who coded, modelled it named Dani and has a channel.

    • @username-yd4xm
      @username-yd4xm Před 2 lety +22

      and the game was literally made in 2 weeks

    • @Tiyooy
      @Tiyooy Před 2 lety +23

      @@impudentincorporated
      Anyone who knows dani is true boner

  • @kidburman
    @kidburman Před 2 lety +2944

    Gaming Company: *makes Bad Product*
    (People dislike it)
    Gaming Company: We are being Targeted, this is a hate crime

    • @xemnas1997
      @xemnas1997 Před 2 lety +39

      It probably really sucks for the 5 people that work at Grove Street Games but the fact is they weren't ready for a project of this scope.

    • @ramzy.M
      @ramzy.M Před 2 lety +10

      I hope from the deepest place in my soul that this is just a cover up for GTA6 and who ever buys it will get an upgrade to the real deal when it come out

    • @DontClickMyProfile69
      @DontClickMyProfile69 Před 2 lety

      FRANKLY SPEAKING I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THEM 😔😭😭

    • @whitesox130
      @whitesox130 Před 2 lety +8

      As our girl Poppy Gloria said once, BEING 👏🏻 CRITICIZED 👏🏻 IS NOT 👏🏻 HARRASSMENT👏🏻

    • @brandenr6073
      @brandenr6073 Před 2 lety +10

      Not just gaming companies. Hollywood is also doing this. Look up all the latest Disney movies and they accused us of being misogynistic for such low ratings, especially with Captain Marvel

  • @huntercarey2667
    @huntercarey2667 Před 2 lety +1792

    I hate how San Andreas tried to look realistic and then they were like let's change the art style completely and say it looks good

    • @DaFifaKid
      @DaFifaKid Před 2 lety +145

      its actually worse, they just used AI to upscale the characters and thats why they all look bad, so dont even give them credit for doing the effort of "changing the art style" it wasnt intentional lol

    • @evilstone9946
      @evilstone9946 Před 2 lety +14

      Some guy looked at the original effect and said "I think i can do better than this" and proceeded to create whatever the f**k this is

    • @CalmRVRS
      @CalmRVRS Před 2 lety +15

      I blame Fortnite. When they tried to ‘reforge’ Warcraft 3 the team decided the cartoony look of Fortnite was worth replicating. Clearly it’s a trend.

    • @hypermemes2821
      @hypermemes2821 Před 2 lety +3

      @@grantmalone windwaker still looks amazing

    • @MultiYippee
      @MultiYippee Před 2 lety +1

      @@DaFifaKid They didn't use AI to upscale characters. Stop with this nonsense take.

  • @TacticalProjectGaming
    @TacticalProjectGaming Před 2 lety +9871

    We need someone influencial like PewDiePie to call out the garbage that's been going on in the gaming industry lately. Nice!

    • @mjm3091
      @mjm3091 Před 2 lety +123

      He isn't influencial unfortunately, even if he is the biggest person on the platform.

    • @leshamaisak2395
      @leshamaisak2395 Před 2 lety +1

      *FRANKLY SPEAKING I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THEM 😔😭😭*

    • @Rockyroad321
      @Rockyroad321 Před 2 lety +82

      The ain’t even a recent thing with rockstar. They been a cash grab for years now with gta online.

    • @EstrayOne
      @EstrayOne Před 2 lety +33

      I mean Dunkey has been doing that pretty consistently.

    • @leonrozman9606
      @leonrozman9606 Před 2 lety +17

      Dunkey is nice

  • @ThisOffendsMeTV
    @ThisOffendsMeTV Před 2 lety +19318

    It’s literal garbage. Idk how they disrespected us like this.

    • @chrispyboi5220
      @chrispyboi5220 Před 2 lety +225

      @Awesome Vines TV stop

    • @FACM.
      @FACM. Před 2 lety +188

      @SC [Best CZcamsr Ever] SHUT UP

    • @helpmereachto69ksubs
      @helpmereachto69ksubs Před 2 lety +9

      Congratulations to those who were early and found this comment

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 Před 2 lety +120

      Money. That's the answer. All the good people like dan houser left the studio.

    • @ausername1972
      @ausername1972 Před 2 lety +23

      @SC [Best CZcamsr Ever] ok

  • @53ddddateme
    @53ddddateme Před 2 lety +1362

    The worst part is definitely the fact that people have been modding the 3 original games and updating the graphics all these years and this version made by a big studio looks worse than the original

    • @smokingvenusflytrap583
      @smokingvenusflytrap583 Před 2 lety +14

      Ayooooo this man speaking FAX👏🤝

    • @raedewav
      @raedewav Před 2 lety +37

      Dude fr. Shaders made by gtagarage modders are substantially better than what Rockstar themselves came up with. The same studio that made GTA 5. How in the hell

    • @Callanator-ik2bs
      @Callanator-ik2bs Před 2 lety +13

      This, and the fact that you can't even buy the originals anymore without getting old physical copies or by emulating the games. The "definitive edition" replaces the originals and is objectively worse...

    • @slash3403
      @slash3403 Před 2 lety +8

      @@raedewav the developers for this game was the developers who PORTED these titles into android and IOS which is Grove Street Games, Take Two is the one to take blame for this imagine a person who specializes on coding and some big rich guy commands him to rebuild an entire server network in under 1 year + all the hassle and busy schedule all the guys worked to have

    • @kokeshi7795
      @kokeshi7795 Před 2 lety

      This is actually true

  • @anomynousaaa6563
    @anomynousaaa6563 Před 2 lety +428

    This game is basically when you forget to do your homework but it's due in 5 minutes

  • @guywithbigbrain9332
    @guywithbigbrain9332 Před 2 lety +4651

    Stuff like this should be released on April fool's day.

    • @maskoffjack
      @maskoffjack Před 2 lety +50

      Is they did they would of been honored

    • @meifungliew1637
      @meifungliew1637 Před 2 lety +10

      Is this an out of season april fools joke?

    • @guywithbigbrain9332
      @guywithbigbrain9332 Před 2 lety +2

      @@meifungliew1637 maybe

    • @DaBarbeaqque
      @DaBarbeaqque Před 2 lety +2

      i have no clue why but i almost busted out laughing at this comment

    • @sansghj3887
      @sansghj3887 Před 2 lety

      @@guywithbigbrain9332 maybe they have different April I wish it is joke

  • @boxochocolate8298
    @boxochocolate8298 Před 2 lety +2028

    "I thought Rockstar was above this"
    Didn't we all

    • @LobterGaming
      @LobterGaming Před 2 lety +28

      no lol everybody whos played rdo once knows theyre just a bunch of lazy scumbags at this point, i can guarantee you that you wont find a single active/ex active rdo player whos surprised by this

    • @alexandersimonsen3488
      @alexandersimonsen3488 Před 2 lety +36

      After almost a decade of GTA V Online microtransaction milking and nothing else, you're surprised?

    • @novustalks7525
      @novustalks7525 Před 2 lety +3

      Thought the same of CDPR

    • @ramsesbams
      @ramsesbams Před 2 lety +8

      i didn't. they've been putting out gta5 for 10 years. i expect nothing

    • @pscyokilla
      @pscyokilla Před 2 lety +17

      There was a time not too long ago when rockstar would openly make fun of shitty lazy companies. Now look what happened

  • @kevinde9ine
    @kevinde9ine Před 2 lety +2311

    now Pewds can say his iconic line: "its evolving, just backwards"

    • @mr.knight8039
      @mr.knight8039 Před 2 lety +62

      @YeaMan that's 'page' you donut

    • @dnfluffles772
      @dnfluffles772 Před 2 lety +24

      @YadGotCombos y'all are fuckin bots bruh

    • @helpmereachto69ksubs
      @helpmereachto69ksubs Před 2 lety

      \Congratulations to those who were early and found this comment/

    • @user-pm9qz8fw1z
      @user-pm9qz8fw1z Před 2 lety +10

      @YadGotCombos go to gulag bot

    • @chadzy3837
      @chadzy3837 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mr.knight8039 this dude got a 1000+ comments on pewds channel just self promoting😭

  • @NomanJohan
    @NomanJohan Před 2 lety +947

    In CyberPunk's defence, they tried a lot of new things and mechanics and worked overtime to meet deadline but failed. All Rockstar had to do was follow the damn classic and that's it they messed it up. There was no rush, just pure lack of respect and care for the games and the fanbase that made Rockstar Rockstar.

    • @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777
      @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777 Před 2 lety +54

      You're wrong because this wasn't by Rockstar, it was remastered by a smaller studio called "Grove Street Games" that may or may not have inexperienced employees. Just like RE3 Remake where Capcom outsourced a smaller dev team called "M-Two" to make it for them. That's why it was a bit lackluster compared to RE2 Remake.
      You cant compare this with CDPR's issue, because theirs is completely internal. The company was in shambles during Cyberpunk's developement, that's why they came out with a faulty product.
      But you can compare GTA Trilogy's situation with XIII Remake, where the IP was bought out by a very small and unknown studio with an inexperienced team. The result? A butchered copy of the original game.

    • @aris13pat1
      @aris13pat1 Před 2 lety +17

      Managers are the worst plague on planet Earth right now

    • @marceelino
      @marceelino Před 2 lety +108

      @@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777 it is a Rockstar problem because they outsourced it and didn't put enough people on it. It's their product so it's their shit to deal with.

    • @abhishekpatil5181
      @abhishekpatil5181 Před 2 lety +14

      Well cyberpunk literally didn't had basic water physics dude how can I defend this shit . Its not even bug its a feature which wasn't added in the game
      Gta trilogy defective edition and Cybertrash 1987 are brothers from different mothers.

    • @Zork07
      @Zork07 Před 2 lety +13

      Cyberpunk promised a lot, it wasnt just te bugs (altough this was a major problem), the game lacks of a lot of features like functional cops, npc ai or buildings to go in. Its inexcusable to a company this big to do smth like that and release it at 60 bucks, stop defending companies
      , they arent your friend

  • @algizas3110
    @algizas3110 Před 2 lety +6117

    I like how the rating dropped by 0.2 by the time recording was finished.

  • @putther
    @putther Před 2 lety +1519

    They did CJ’s girl Denise dirty and everyone be lookin like fortnite characters 😩

  • @kossam2147
    @kossam2147 Před 2 lety +2656

    This game isn't fully developed by Rockstar games, but by Grove Street Games. They did most of the work. But having Rockstar accepting the work is what surprises me. I thought they had higher standards

    • @sangeetadhaniaignoremyjtar2346
      @sangeetadhaniaignoremyjtar2346 Před 2 lety +14

      This ratio fully developed

    • @Hybrid1359
      @Hybrid1359 Před 2 lety +272

      @DONT Thanks. I won't

    • @tentinquarantino876
      @tentinquarantino876 Před 2 lety +56

      That's right. And it's not a remake, bu a remaster. I have a feeling that Pewds didn't do ANY research before recording this. It's just like quickly done video, because it's trending now. That's just sad...

    • @samuelmartinssantana9875
      @samuelmartinssantana9875 Před 2 lety +108

      Rockstar or GSG, I dont give a f*ck, this is literal shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @1mclv
      @1mclv Před 2 lety +7

      isn't GSG a subsidiary of Rockstar?

  • @Borislks
    @Borislks Před 2 lety +103

    I remember when GTA 3 was out. One of my friends was like, you know there's a game where you can run around town and hit old women with bat. I was like STFU, that can't be real!! Man those graphics looked so unbelievable to me back than.

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy Před 2 lety +2

      My First GTA Game Is The LCS For Psp, Even I'm Impressed With The Performace Of The Game In A Psp. Thank God That It Never Will Get In A Remake Disaster Like The GTA The Trilogy.

    • @PhyrexJ
      @PhyrexJ Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheRealEncy Stop Typing Like This

  • @gmb9862
    @gmb9862 Před 2 lety +1346

    "they put their heart and soul into this"
    they literally hired an app-making company to do the definitive edition.

    • @depression_pills
      @depression_pills Před 2 lety +66

      I've been wishing for a remaster for gta sa for so long but for God sake this wasn't what I imagined and I'm disappointed beyond my core.

    • @zy_drillz424
      @zy_drillz424 Před 2 lety +23

      @UCLBTznFMYJzRZQsryrG-eyQ it’s literally true. The people who made gta sa for phones, made this.😂

    • @Riceordie
      @Riceordie Před 2 lety +41

      Red Dead Redemption 2 was something they put their heart and soul into. This is what you wouldn't even dip your ballsack through.

    • @nitchdude04
      @nitchdude04 Před 2 lety +14

      Except the mobile gta San Andreas was better than this

    • @collinghood6828
      @collinghood6828 Před 2 lety +4

      He was being sarcastic

  • @psychosight3800
    @psychosight3800 Před 2 lety +870

    Rockstar: "I've got an awesome idea! Let's rerelease an old game, somehow make it worse, and slap a $60 price tag on it!"

  • @sanjayagodagama9273
    @sanjayagodagama9273 Před 2 lety +156

    Evil Rockstar be like: we are releasing GTA 6 next year and GTA 7 the year after that

    • @thelegendsofthegame791
      @thelegendsofthegame791 Před 2 lety

      Imma buy RDR 2

    • @cidanarch
      @cidanarch Před 2 lety +5

      @@ANJK-eu7xf It will probably be a masterpiece tho. Remember that rockstar themselves did not make this "remaster"

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake Před 2 lety +1

      Also Evil Bethesda: We're gonna release TES 6 this year.

    • @laszlozsurka8991
      @laszlozsurka8991 Před 2 lety

      It's not Rockstar who made the Definitive edition so I assume GTA 6 has hope to be great.

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 Před 2 lety

      @@cidanarch I doubt it
      The was AAA game industries are rn. I'm hugely worried

  • @kennro1722
    @kennro1722 Před 2 lety +1156

    The original literally looks way better than the "definitive" remake. How did they even consider selling this.

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe Před 2 lety +56

      Some useless idiotic fatcat corpo execs at R*/Take Two HQ wanted their holiday cash bonus for "releasing the product on time". I'd bet $100 that's what went down in the boardroom.

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 Před 2 lety +27

      Money.

    • @ibrahimouchair8742
      @ibrahimouchair8742 Před 2 lety +12

      Remastered*

    • @j.ceasar
      @j.ceasar Před 2 lety +6

      ain't a remake

    • @bartoszbajorek8982
      @bartoszbajorek8982 Před 2 lety +23

      It is also extremly sad how they took down mods to older version that people spend lots of time and effort to make in order to better sell this shit

  • @svetaAFG
    @svetaAFG Před 2 lety +3641

    I like how Cyberpunk is a name for all the glitchy games now

  • @jmm41212
    @jmm41212 Před 2 lety +1536

    He didn't see how awful the rain looked, one of the worst rains in a game

    • @devastatedbaby
      @devastatedbaby Před 2 lety +9

      He didnt even see the gameplay

    • @Giovfunny
      @Giovfunny Před 2 lety +1

      @@devastatedbaby but he did

    • @jakenguyen1150
      @jakenguyen1150 Před 2 lety +46

      @@devastatedbaby he would get eye cancer if he looks at it lol

    • @CrabSully
      @CrabSully Před 2 lety +4

      Dude that more than anything turned me off. It's like literally unplayable level ugly

    • @MasterGordon5115
      @MasterGordon5115 Před 2 lety +6

      He should have seen the wasted screen. Felix would have had an heart attack

  • @ferdieoosterhoff
    @ferdieoosterhoff Před 2 lety +211

    PewDiePie: every big game company is bad now
    Minecraft: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @russiankodiak6849
      @russiankodiak6849 Před 2 lety +6

      Fortnite is very casual aswell, depending on your matchmaking

    • @ferdieoosterhoff
      @ferdieoosterhoff Před 2 lety +5

      @@russiankodiak6849 true

    • @Python-xs2iv
      @Python-xs2iv Před 2 lety +8

      @@russiankodiak6849 What's Fortnite again?

    • @imbest1214
      @imbest1214 Před 2 lety +9

      @@russiankodiak6849 fortnite sucks

    • @foggyforest2625
      @foggyforest2625 Před 2 lety +3

      @@russiankodiak6849 bruh epic games is exactly the opposite of being fine (with their employees)
      I think you don't know about the culture of fear
      Go read the article

  • @eliaspispala4034
    @eliaspispala4034 Před 2 lety +1941

    When the original is better than the remaster

    • @leshamaisak2395
      @leshamaisak2395 Před 2 lety +3

      *Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

    • @editedbypero
      @editedbypero Před 2 lety +29

      same shit with movies. every masterpiece will be better than it's remake

    • @irfanazaam9386
      @irfanazaam9386 Před 2 lety +1

      Remastered actually.

    • @StifmeisterEdits
      @StifmeisterEdits Před 2 lety

      Subscribe for amazing shorts!

    • @djsilversun
      @djsilversun Před 2 lety

      When the imposter is sus

  • @Macho_Man_Randy_Savage
    @Macho_Man_Randy_Savage Před 2 lety +1146

    *ORIGINAL: "That shit is beautiful!"*
    *"DEFINITIVE": "Man, what's this? Shit looks ridiculous"*

  • @moorzeK
    @moorzeK Před 2 lety +863

    ”Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed” - Big Smoke.

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf Před 2 lety +50

      "What fucking book?"

    • @inkheart4866
      @inkheart4866 Před 2 lety +44

      "Same things make us laugh, make us cry"

    • @CrushingRiffsWreckords
      @CrushingRiffsWreckords Před 2 lety +24

      @@inkheart4866 "But right now we're gonna take care our biniss, go see your brother at the cemetery. C'moan, let's bounce".

    • @ciggy.fe11
      @ciggy.fe11 Před 2 lety

      Big smoke

    • @zanifest
      @zanifest Před 2 lety +1

      What fucking book?

  • @ctsphang
    @ctsphang Před 2 lety +238

    2021 Is The Year Of "Damn, That Was Disappointing."

    • @quandaledingle7812
      @quandaledingle7812 Před 2 lety +2

      It was the year if nothing. Like you know it was a dead year when death loop is getting a 10 from ign if that game released 10 years ago it would've gotten max a 7

    • @Butt-HeadtheAlmighty
      @Butt-HeadtheAlmighty Před 2 lety +1

      2022 is starting out the same way

    • @axllaw427
      @axllaw427 Před 2 lety +1

      2022: *"HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?!"*

    • @gmanoncrack2592
      @gmanoncrack2592 Před 8 měsíci

      At least 2025 will be an insane year for gaming with GTA 6 coming out and stuff

  • @OperatorKevlar
    @OperatorKevlar Před 2 lety +1864

    The true definition of "It's Evolving, Just backwards."

  • @BlackTempleGaurdian
    @BlackTempleGaurdian Před 2 lety +1304

    "How did this happen"
    Well first they took the *mobile* port of the original as a start base.
    Then they ran the graphics through an AI enhancer.
    Presumably after that they shipped it.

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD Před 2 lety +1107

    You joke about the user score being disabled. But I feel like that'll happen soon XD

    • @masonsanders5326
      @masonsanders5326 Před 2 lety +1

      Love your videos SonicHaXD 👍

    • @tvm-manducktv8375
      @tvm-manducktv8375 Před 2 lety

      Look ♫ Look ♫ Look ♫ 😊 ✨ 👍
      May the ducks heal you 🦆✨💕

    • @aklapa318
      @aklapa318 Před 2 lety +5

      I don’t know if it’s real but the score went down as he was making the video. From 0.7 at the beginning to 0.5 at the end.

    • @joblessmf420
      @joblessmf420 Před 2 lety +1

      @@aklapa318 no, that were two different scores. Each platform has it's own. The Switch version at the start has 0.7 and the Xbox Series version has 0.5

    • @getwrecked949
      @getwrecked949 Před 2 lety +4

      All criticism ,of any kind, on any subject, in any field will be disabled in the future. Just look at the patterns in media for the past 2 years.

  • @Waaaltz_
    @Waaaltz_ Před 2 lety +37

    It's funny that some of the bug that showed here actually happened to me in OG version of the game, example the Floating car driven by NPC or the car stuck on the ground of under the bridge that will not blow up unless you're near the car but you can look at it with a Camera or Sniper, sometimes another car would get stuck with it creating a giant mess on the road.

    • @ALEXGIBSONCMG
      @ALEXGIBSONCMG Před 2 lety +3

      I logged countless hours on the original and never saw either of those.

    • @juliansanchezharris5773
      @juliansanchezharris5773 Před 2 lety

      I had a few bugs and glitches back then for sure, but none even close to these.. NPC's always did cracked up stuff too, but a few "funny clips" from this version proves it can actually get even worse too LMAO
      Ironically, the highway blockade chaos was the most common road issue back then, and also the most hilarious.. but they seem to have fixed it now. Why fix the good problem and leave all the bad ones and add even worse? :(

  • @xuruiyu
    @xuruiyu Před 2 lety +305

    - So, should we make the characters look more human and realistic, like 343 did with the Halo remakes, or should we keep the low-polygon models for the oldschool feel?
    - How about we make them look like the characters from the jehova's witness cartoons?

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC Před 2 lety +8

      true XD however halo CE Anneversary is pretty bad. it doesnt have the same feel at all. everything is super bright. that said halo 2 Anneversary is really good and really makes it look modern. the thing is that even when i play halo 2 i usually just use the original look because of nostalgia.

    • @johnnyrotten715
      @johnnyrotten715 Před 2 lety

      @KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB would if you could properly grammar your sentences correctly

  • @Terrtail
    @Terrtail Před 2 lety +1263

    The thing is... these games needed a REMAKE, not a remaster like this was.

    • @Nomoneynohamburger
      @Nomoneynohamburger Před 2 lety +36

      Yep, it's what the fans wanted, and what those who didn't know the difference were hoping for

    • @hz3068
      @hz3068 Před 2 lety +4

      Well they can't remake it since some voice actors have passed away or they won't come to work on the game.

    • @MetaDude
      @MetaDude Před 2 lety +41

      @@hz3068 the audio isnt a problem, Tbh i would like the audio to stay the original

    • @hz3068
      @hz3068 Před 2 lety +6

      @@MetaDude I mean I like it to stay that way too but if they remake the game and don't change the audio, people will go on a big rant "why is rockstar games so lazy? "

    • @hyyjij
      @hyyjij Před 2 lety +27

      @@hz3068
      They can always hire new voice actors, this has never stopped anyone.

  • @pooterdog2549
    @pooterdog2549 Před 2 lety +378

    "Why are all big game companies going to shit" you see it all started when Activision made a fuck ton of money off MW2 and BO1. Then Ea started raking in money with micro transactions and now it's not about making good games its about making something that makes money

    • @leshamaisak2395
      @leshamaisak2395 Před 2 lety

      *Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

    • @StifmeisterEdits
      @StifmeisterEdits Před 2 lety

      Subscribe for amazing shorts!

    • @blamcheese
      @blamcheese Před 2 lety +6

      Thank you , this is so true. Can't blame companies for making a living, though, it's really the gamers faults for continue to buy into the crud.

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz Před 2 lety +2

      prime target audience are kids and young teens,they have been subjugated to this shit for a decade now so i say the corporate won. Even steam and gog aren't safe and platform favouritism is being established by publishers who reel in gamers to play their exclusive store games slowly like how ubisoft did. gg i guess

    • @only2genderkennder268
      @only2genderkennder268 Před 2 lety

      Don't forget naughty dog

  • @diablow1411
    @diablow1411 Před 2 lety +16

    4:54 Sweet getting yeeted outta the cutscene 🤣🤣

  • @Azulek
    @Azulek Před 2 lety +628

    60$ tho they r crazy, tf is this company we all gonna die before gta 7

    • @ReidoYoutube
      @ReidoYoutube Před 2 lety +8

      Hahaha
      But Inside :(
      Rockstar doesnt care about you, all i offer is The truth Matrix 2077

    • @ammarali5891
      @ammarali5891 Před 2 lety +52

      7 is a far call, we should be be lucky if they release GTA 6 in our lifetime

    • @vardaan1.1
      @vardaan1.1 Před 2 lety +10

      i didnt buy it i pirated it i am NOT paying for this hot trash

    • @lobster1090
      @lobster1090 Před 2 lety +12

      @YadGotCombos your mom's pretty weird too if you know what I mean😏

    • @Shayplymouth
      @Shayplymouth Před 2 lety

      50*

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla Před 2 lety +1316

    Three of the best, certainly most influential games of all time. All they needed to do was put a quick coat of wax and polish on them. How? How did this go wrong?

    • @DarkReaper1053
      @DarkReaper1053 Před 2 lety +89

      This game is quite literally a port of a port of a port. That’s how. Port of the mobile version which is a port of the PC version which is a port of the PS2 version.

    • @TheWoodsquid
      @TheWoodsquid Před 2 lety +5

      I don't think you are supposed to wax and polish software...

    • @ScottThePisces
      @ScottThePisces Před 2 lety +19

      @@TheWoodsquid update the game engine to increase fidelity and leave it be

    • @waldyeti3744
      @waldyeti3744 Před 2 lety +26

      They outsourced the task to a mobile game company who just sucked the sould out of the games. My guess is they used some kind of “enhancement AI” that automatically “enhnces” the textures. Thus the weird writings on commercials and store windows: an AI wrote them

    • @MisogynyMan
      @MisogynyMan Před 2 lety +1

      "certainly most influential games of all time" hahahahaha

  • @meatballs7047
    @meatballs7047 Před 2 lety +332

    They did GTA San Andreas dirty man it was the most advanced game of it's time.

  • @shtembyduelsson
    @shtembyduelsson Před 2 lety +15

    1:56 dude, if they hired MDickie to do the remake, it'd be MUCH better. His games are actually great and have infinite replay value.

  • @tvojamamaomg
    @tvojamamaomg Před 2 lety +427

    Pewds not playing Definitive Edition because he is scared of invisible bridges.

  • @user-cz2cg6sr5d
    @user-cz2cg6sr5d Před 2 lety +665

    Rockstar be like:
    *"IM A SUCCESS, A CELEBRITY, I CANT BE TOUCHED!"*
    -Big Smoke

  • @silent-squeaker
    @silent-squeaker Před 2 lety +884

    I'm not even angry, I'm just disappointed. Rockstar you were the chosen one, you supposed to create great games, not ruin them. Bring balance to gamers... not leave them in darkness.

  • @youssefnr1310
    @youssefnr1310 Před rokem +4

    You know, i always wanted rockstar to remaster GTA IV because it was a masterpiece, but now I don't.

  • @ranamores4919
    @ranamores4919 Před 2 lety +450

    I miss the 2000s. We get a Complete Game. Served with whatever the most cutting edge technology at the time. That is why we feel nostalgia. Hyped games at the time are really perfect

    • @oBlasterBox
      @oBlasterBox Před 2 lety +20

      In the 00's we had all that with games costing around 20 dollars

    • @PossibleBat
      @PossibleBat Před 2 lety +14

      Silent hill used the fog to make the PlayStation work better cause the game didn’t have to render buildings from far away and it part of what made it ICONIC. Why do we let these companies with getting away with a half assed game and still pay. Not my money lol

    • @gwynedd8179
      @gwynedd8179 Před 2 lety +4

      And no updates or patches. Games then had to be finised on release or be broken forever.

    • @hedlund
      @hedlund Před 2 lety +1

      @@gwynedd8179 Were you actually there..? Updates and patches were often released together with expansions. Not saying it was ubiquitous in any way, but it did happen.

    • @gwynedd8179
      @gwynedd8179 Před 2 lety +4

      @@hedlund idk dude my gamecube couldn't even connect to the internet

  • @CountryLuver001
    @CountryLuver001 Před 2 lety +467

    Everyone SHOULD be way more vocal about the removal of dislikes on this site. It's a way for corporations to remove any bad negative thinking and a way of controlling the narrative on things. If Metacritic does the same, you can bet it's because game corps paid them enough money because they don't want to lose sales for shitty development.

    • @guillaumejoop6437
      @guillaumejoop6437 Před 2 lety +4

      Can we sue them ?

    • @SakurakoLover
      @SakurakoLover Před 2 lety +9

      I feel like CZcams did it because they know their favorite cash grab, Fortnite and COD got dislike bombed and they attempting to protect it

    • @staigenerator2949
      @staigenerator2949 Před 2 lety +11

      Criticism should have value

    • @Phantogram2
      @Phantogram2 Před 2 lety +12

      Imagine how many people bought Trilogy because they didnt see the dislike bar on the trailer

    • @moothu
      @moothu Před 2 lety +1

      When is it gonna take place? I can still see dislikes

  • @antonlb143
    @antonlb143 Před 2 lety +286

    Rockstar gave us a childhood just to take it away again… Cruelty.

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 Před 2 lety +22

    "There are no bad games, just bad players"
    -Developers of the GTA remakes

  • @eljay1934
    @eljay1934 Před 2 lety +497

    "Terrible dogshit remake" That's a perfect definition 😂😂

    • @leshamaisak2395
      @leshamaisak2395 Před 2 lety

      *Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

    • @StifmeisterEdits
      @StifmeisterEdits Před 2 lety

      Subscribe for amazing shorts!

    • @leshamaisak2395
      @leshamaisak2395 Před 2 lety

      Hey guys I made interesting vlog in Russian school if you don't mind appreciate plz)

    • @eljay1934
      @eljay1934 Před 2 lety

      @aqil Thanks for a genuine reply 😆😆🙏🏼

    • @StifmeisterEdits
      @StifmeisterEdits Před 2 lety

      @aqil sorry

  • @mnib3859
    @mnib3859 Před 2 lety +696

    Actually the modders of GTA SA did better than the actual company.

    • @2g772
      @2g772 Před 2 lety +47

      @YadGotCombos frickin bots everywhere

    • @AveragePunEnjoyer
      @AveragePunEnjoyer Před 2 lety +56

      and that's why they sued the modders

    • @ContactBurrito
      @ContactBurrito Před 2 lety +3

      Lets look at the scoreboard
      7654 and 0 for the modding team

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 Před 2 lety +3

      There are some cool mods for the original pc versions that improved the graphics

    • @Snowbell247
      @Snowbell247 Před 2 lety +2

      They tracked and harassed modder's family

  • @MrORIGINAL81
    @MrORIGINAL81 Před 2 lety +878

    This is a perfect example of the saying "If you want something done right the first time do it yourself." Rockstar should have never outsourced another studio to do the remaster. Not like they're busy making any games right now, just more GTA online shit. They would have done a much better job with the remaster themselves.

    • @IslamistSocialist371
      @IslamistSocialist371 Před 2 lety +37

      "Why we should make it if we can Contact our Small dev and Tell them to make Remastered with $100 budget"

    • @costakungune5892
      @costakungune5892 Před 2 lety +10

      Last I checked, they were busy with making the new RDR. They even put off the sequel to Bully for it

    • @ZRRX-bu3ho
      @ZRRX-bu3ho Před 2 lety +27

      @@costakungune5892 put off? No they cancelled it. They said they cancelled a 53 million dollar game

    • @Rektonator
      @Rektonator Před 2 lety +9

      they busy making GTA 6

    • @Anonymous-ri4mk
      @Anonymous-ri4mk Před 2 lety +10

      @KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB shut up

  • @mr.gentelman6503
    @mr.gentelman6503 Před 2 lety +86

    Dude, imagine going from Red Dead Redemption 2 to Hard Times 2: Electric Boogaloo in THREE YEARS. How? How do you do it Rockstar? The sheer level of quality whiplash makes it so close to being impressive.

    • @corryjamieson3909
      @corryjamieson3909 Před 2 lety +1

      Are you referencing Hard time by Mdickie?

    • @mr.gentelman6503
      @mr.gentelman6503 Před 2 lety

      @@corryjamieson3909 Yes…?

    • @laststand1618
      @laststand1618 Před 2 lety +3

      At least hard time is actually fun

    • @mr.gentelman6503
      @mr.gentelman6503 Před 2 lety

      @@laststand1618 Compared to? If you’re saying it’s more fun than RDR2 then I’d say that I’m confused but it’s pretty neato that you’re so confident about it. If you’re saying it’s more fun than The Definitive Edition then I’d say maybe. :)

    • @laststand1618
      @laststand1618 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mr.gentelman6503 more fun than definitive edition

  • @ConvoLooted
    @ConvoLooted Před 2 lety +317

    This should be a far bigger controversy than cyberpunk even thought of being. At least CD Projekt had the excuse of creating something new. Think of how much money rockstar makes on their shark cards, and its a huge selling game.

    • @icommented8783
      @icommented8783 Před 2 lety +30

      Rockstar networth is $2.9 billion dollars there is no excuses to such a trash remake to be honest

    • @superidoluwu
      @superidoluwu Před 2 lety +31

      At least CD Projekt listened to the hate they got and worked over hours every night to make it at least playable and are continuing to make it better, Rockstar have publicly stated that they are done with this game and are even putting GTA6 on hold to work on more GTA5 content.

    • @acdesegurgels8663
      @acdesegurgels8663 Před 2 lety +12

      Nintendo is worth 90 billion and they cant make an original pokemon the same cookie cutter formula repeated a million times

    • @Aiden-hd8hw
      @Aiden-hd8hw Před 2 lety

      @@acdesegurgels8663 true. I think they are the biggest game company.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy Před 2 lety +1

      Grove street did most of the work and 2K is in charge. Everyone is at fault.

  • @ibendover4817
    @ibendover4817 Před 2 lety +586

    Remember folks, youtube turned off dislikes to protect predatory companies like these.
    Also it's funny how people like to treat video games similar to physical products when talking about piracy (you wouldn't steal a car...etc bs), but it's not the same when video game companies release unfinished products at full price. Like if I bought a faulty blender from target I'd get a refund no-questions asked, but with video games there has to be a massive outrage mob for anything to happen.

    • @ILLTHIRST
      @ILLTHIRST Před 2 lety +23

      Lol they did it to protect the white house youtube channel

    • @Budderluvr
      @Budderluvr Před 2 lety +7

      PREACH BROTHER. THESE ARE FACTS.

    • @CallumBradbury
      @CallumBradbury Před 2 lety +7

      I still see the dislikes

    • @ibendover4817
      @ibendover4817 Před 2 lety +4

      @Stuff With Nava dislikes will be permanently removed from youtube's APIs by mid December. Dislikes on old or 3rd party apps will stop working by then.
      @Callum Bradbury Like most big tech companies, youtube rolls out changes on batches of their users at a time and monitor them so they can catch bugs early before they affect the entire user-base. Everyone should be moved over by mid Dec according to their announcement.

    • @secundusytp4517
      @secundusytp4517 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ILLTHIRST Finally someone being honest

  • @nickcannon5235
    @nickcannon5235 Před 2 lety +360

    As someone who used to be a game tester at Rockstar I can clearly say that the reason why the game is so shitty and buggy beyond belief is that the remastered games are all built using a 3rd party game engine (unreal) while the originals all used Rockstar proprietary engine. Yes it's not an excuse to make the game so lame but the game was not meant to be remastered in unreal. They should have remastered it using RAGE tbh

    • @natebrooks774
      @natebrooks774 Před 2 lety +56

      I don't agree with "bad because they used Unreal", there are plenty of games written in Unreal that are just fine. The issue is that they used Unreal badly.

    • @talpatv512
      @talpatv512 Před 2 lety +2

      Because... Old games in rage wont fit... My man, you werent shit, you are max 16

    • @nickcannon5235
      @nickcannon5235 Před 2 lety +3

      @@talpatv512 😂😂😂cool👍👍

    • @nickcannon5235
      @nickcannon5235 Před 2 lety +7

      @@natebrooks774 yap I agree . I’m just saying unreal should not have been the Choice. I would have preferred them remaking the game on RAGE than remastering it on a third party engine

    • @leshamaisak2395
      @leshamaisak2395 Před 2 lety

      *Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

  • @PsychoKern
    @PsychoKern Před 2 lety +74

    It's almost as San Andreas has permanently enabled "city riot" mode just like when you start the "Riot" mission lmao

  • @montmurillo8291
    @montmurillo8291 Před 2 lety +151

    I can't fathom how a billion dollar company can fuck up a game like this

    • @turtlemike5279
      @turtlemike5279 Před 2 lety +6

      Warcraft: Reforged.

    • @Xighor
      @Xighor Před 2 lety +16

      And modders are already fixing this bed alone in their underwear with zero budget

    • @randallmart92
      @randallmart92 Před 2 lety +4

      They sold their souls bruh...the money is all they care about.

    • @budthecyborg4575
      @budthecyborg4575 Před 2 lety +13

      Despite the videogame industry thriving, talent is actually hard to find, and like with Blizzard and EA all the talented people have left Rockstar.
      Once the companies get too greedy the good people leave and this is the result.

    • @shahaffiq5860
      @shahaffiq5860 Před 2 lety

      War Drum Studios

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy Před 2 lety +151

    The sad part is there's modders out there that have made a remake with graphic upgrades and it's better then what Rockstar could come up with.

  • @NRfault
    @NRfault Před 2 lety +470

    I love how mafia remake was actually good and rockstar just put texture mod and run the game basically on the mobile version lmao

    • @chillcult1613
      @chillcult1613 Před 2 lety +24

      @KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB no

    • @user-sz2pm1rb9j
      @user-sz2pm1rb9j Před 2 lety +3

      Rockstar didn't even make this remake

    • @chillcult1613
      @chillcult1613 Před 2 lety +35

      @@user-sz2pm1rb9j even so,they shouldn't allow a third party to use *mobile port* of the game as the base,upscaling the recycle mobile version and slap 60$ to that 20y/o mobile recycle that suppose to be "Definitive"

    • @marmarch5058
      @marmarch5058 Před 2 lety +2

      @@zMoirax The game that was cancelled was by Take Two from Hanger 13, not Rockstar.

    • @deathisinevitable7178
      @deathisinevitable7178 Před 2 lety +7

      ikr mafia definitive edition was so good

  • @sreenaths6829
    @sreenaths6829 Před 2 lety +9

    Me: Man, why is my back killing me?!
    Also me in front of the computer: 00:07

  • @doctorenvy9650
    @doctorenvy9650 Před 2 lety +308

    "They put their heart and soul into this"
    Right, because they don't have any

  • @ForrestPump
    @ForrestPump Před 2 lety +309

    It's not even a remake. It's just a lazy mod. There are literally fan-made mods that are way better than this

    • @striife8035
      @striife8035 Před 2 lety +11

      not anymore because rockstar took down pretty much all of them

    • @bodyinspector2775
      @bodyinspector2775 Před 2 lety +6

      It never was a remake, it is a remaster, a crappy one for sure

    • @smlgd
      @smlgd Před 2 lety

      It's a crappy clone. You know those video tutorials like "How to create your own GTA in Unity"? It's the same but in Unreal, but in this case 2K didn't cease and desist them, they actually paid them

    • @snorseburger7381
      @snorseburger7381 Před 2 lety +1

      I hate that people don’t know the difference after all this time.

    • @bodyinspector2775
      @bodyinspector2775 Před 2 lety

      @@ApplzAndHoney without a doubt

  • @thedan_ind
    @thedan_ind Před 2 lety +318

    I never thought that anyone could make san andreas look bad , rockstar surprised me again
    just not the way I thought they would

    • @theghost4life
      @theghost4life Před 2 lety +1

      Cuz Grove street games did it again

    • @Adam10494
      @Adam10494 Před 2 lety +6

      @Don’t Look My Playlist! WOWW YOU DONT LOOK AT MY NUTS

    • @abda6493
      @abda6493 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Adam10494 lmao

  • @Luke_boy_77
    @Luke_boy_77 Před 2 lety +3

    6 months later and I play Vice City definitive edition and a vehicle is hovering about 10 feet over mine.

  • @speedingatheist
    @speedingatheist Před 2 lety +107

    "We need to maximize the profits. Let's hire a few 9 year olds to design the remake. What could go wrong?"

    • @patrickgono6043
      @patrickgono6043 Před 2 lety +4

      I wouldn't be surprised if all the capable devs were fired or driven out of Rockstar years ago, most of the teams are working on how to milk more money from the GTAV multiplayer, and this "definitive edition" turbo-letdown was outsourced to some Malaysian code shop to save a few thousand bucks.
      And of course, it's all possible thanks to the fanbois preordering on the day a new game is announced.
      Sad, really.

    • @RayneNikole
      @RayneNikole Před 2 lety +3

      Actually the game was remastered mostly by ai. You know. Cause people cost money to hire.
      So nine year olds might actually be better because they might put actual heart and artistry.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates Před 2 lety +162

    Rockstars took the line "It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature.'" way too seriously.

    • @kritzkrieg14
      @kritzkrieg14 Před 2 lety +3

      disciples of YanDev I suppose

    • @y4head84
      @y4head84 Před 2 lety

      Don't blame rockstar, this remaster was made by another company

    • @leshamaisak2395
      @leshamaisak2395 Před 2 lety

      *Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

    • @DaP84
      @DaP84 Před 2 lety +7

      @@y4head84 def blame Rockstar! They chose a small studio to maximize profit (underpay dev and sell product to full price), set an unrealistic deadline, and didn't even care to quality test it

    • @y4head84
      @y4head84 Před 2 lety

      @@DaP84 that's on TAKE TWO.

  • @AManOf_Culture
    @AManOf_Culture Před 2 lety +439

    At this point rockstar is evolving, just backwards.

    • @Justinhomii
      @Justinhomii Před 2 lety +4

      "devolving"

    • @死肉
      @死肉 Před 2 lety +5

      rockstar starting devolving since gta 5

    • @Harry-xs1dd
      @Harry-xs1dd Před 2 lety +5

      @YadGotCombos you don't even make contents

    • @gamerzortex6400
      @gamerzortex6400 Před 2 lety +5

      @YadGotCombos you don,t even know how to make thumbnails

    • @polovchhangte6730
      @polovchhangte6730 Před 2 lety +1

      @@死肉 nah gta 5 was decent just not as good as their previous work

  • @stan52323
    @stan52323 Před 2 lety +8

    1:58 Mdickie got the recognition from the plipplop himself

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina Před 2 lety +253

    GTA Fans: "Ey Rockstar what made you flip out like that man? Was it GTA V or what?"
    Rockstar: *"I got caught up in the Money, the Power..."*

    • @iwasted3namechangeshelp452
      @iwasted3namechangeshelp452 Před 2 lety +25

      *"When I'm gone, everyone gonna remember my name... Big Smoke!"*

    • @rizwan-nb7ml
      @rizwan-nb7ml Před 2 lety +7

      @@iwasted3namechangeshelp452 we r blessed and cursed

    • @jasonhudson3930
      @jasonhudson3930 Před 2 lety +17

      Rockstar predicted their future with the big smoke character

    • @AB54R
      @AB54R Před 2 lety

      Copy paste comment

    • @Insanity-vv9nn
      @Insanity-vv9nn Před 2 lety +1

      My god I love How perfect this comment is✌️✌️

  • @akiraxapocalypse
    @akiraxapocalypse Před 2 lety +313

    Pretty impressive how a gaming company in 2021 can take a 17 year old game and make it look more like shit than it did in 2004…
    *insert “it’s evolving just backwards” meme here*

  • @elmerthewizard
    @elmerthewizard Před 2 lety +150

    I love how it went from being rated 0.7 during the beginning and then later being rated 0.5 in the same video. Classic.

    • @dixieplayz1574
      @dixieplayz1574 Před 2 lety +6

      The 0.7 rating was from Switch version, and 0.5 from PC version

    • @Chris-cv7hk
      @Chris-cv7hk Před 2 lety

      @@dixieplayz1574 lol that's hilarious considering the switch version is the worst one

    • @haniffaris8917
      @haniffaris8917 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Chris-cv7hk Well, when you have Switch, your expectations is already low.

    • @fisheyebrick1670
      @fisheyebrick1670 Před 2 lety

      @@Chris-cv7hk its bad but playable in the switch
      Im almost finishing the game story

    • @haniffaris8917
      @haniffaris8917 Před 2 lety +2

      @Don’t Look My Playlist! reported

  • @CeRz
    @CeRz Před 2 lety +12

    5:32 particles be like.

  • @minecrafter0502
    @minecrafter0502 Před 2 lety +257

    Gaming company: releases bad game
    People: hate it
    Gaming companies: wanna see us do it again?

    • @arata35_
      @arata35_ Před 2 lety +12

      It's like they're addicted to making bad games for wtv reasons

    • @zarfo2667
      @zarfo2667 Před 2 lety +4

      Sometimes i wonder why so many companies do those kind of stuff, re releasing games for 50$ with barely any difference or total downgrade

    • @77SBCR
      @77SBCR Před 2 lety +3

      People : yes take 120 for my preorder

  • @Drkwatch
    @Drkwatch Před 2 lety +60

    The non-rotating burger might be solid evidence that they just used an AI to upscale all the textures instead of actually working on it. Cause the AI wouldn't be able to figure out it was moving right?

    • @christosbinos8467
      @christosbinos8467 Před 2 lety +10

      Those are exactly my thoughts. The game looks very weird. It looks like they let an algorithm run through it. Probably hardly checked the work.

    • @ninthjake
      @ninthjake Před 2 lety +4

      That's not got anything to do with AI upscaling.
      Don't get me wrong, the textures _are_ simply upscaled but you don't use an animated texture to rotate the burger. You just rotate the model and that's even less work than using software to automatically upscale the textures.

    • @Drkwatch
      @Drkwatch Před 2 lety

      @@ninthjake interesting, til

  • @nekoradianto
    @nekoradianto Před 2 lety +567

    "I got caught up by the money... The power... I don't give a fuck..."
    -Rockstars, probably.
    Credits:
    Delta for reminded me of the last words.

  • @MarcPare2006
    @MarcPare2006 Před rokem +2

    Denise's new face and CJ's camera front face😂😂😂 perfect couples🤣👍

  • @carrot1c
    @carrot1c Před 2 lety +113

    Rockstar before: let's make great games! That try to be realistic
    Rockstar now: bad graphics update with 60$ more!

  • @SkineSky
    @SkineSky Před 2 lety +250

    They literally could have just released the old games, changing nothing, and just called it the definitive edition and it would have been better then what we got.

    • @tvm-manducktv8375
      @tvm-manducktv8375 Před 2 lety +2

      Look ♫ Look ♫ Look ♫ 😊 ✨ 👍
      May the ducks heal you 🦆✨💕

    • @CodeineAbdulJabbar
      @CodeineAbdulJabbar Před 2 lety +1

      Y'all are so full of shit lmao

    • @pemuda7075
      @pemuda7075 Před 2 lety

      they just needed to add more polygons and that's it. the graphics should've been preserved. but they remodel everything instead.

    • @tiktaktikka
      @tiktaktikka Před 2 lety

      @@CodeineAbdulJabbar I agree, ive been playing it. Im having a decent time.

    • @lostmydrugs
      @lostmydrugs Před 2 lety

      there's literally nothing wrong with the game

  • @00kidney
    @00kidney Před 2 lety +357

    I've really enjoyed playing GTA SA on my PS2 as a young girl. It was my favorite game. I've loved the port they made some years ago on Android.
    And I'm now loving that my favorite CZcamsr is destroying this dumb remake they are pushing now.

    • @EmrecanOksum
      @EmrecanOksum Před 2 lety +20

      Im feeling like major game companies don't care anymore. This whole thing just turned into a scam to lure more players into the game for memes on how bad their game is and making money over it. I'm afraid it's not gonna get any better anytime soon. It's a modernized way of scamming we can say at least for now.

    • @dudeyousuck5602
      @dudeyousuck5602 Před 2 lety +9

      @@EmrecanOksum Rockstar gave the game to Grove Street Studios or Wardrum studios to make this crappy remaster it's basically a mobile port but with better graphics and lighting.
      It's a shame really

    • @JamesGalaxy41
      @JamesGalaxy41 Před 2 lety +1

      Hiii

    • @Legalnamejeff
      @Legalnamejeff Před 2 lety +1

      Girl?!

    • @xl54U1lx
      @xl54U1lx Před 2 lety

      Nei

  • @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim
    @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim Před 2 lety +27

    pewds pronouncing *Definitive* as *Definite* is reminescent of him calling *LineOus*

  • @alrightalright4585
    @alrightalright4585 Před 2 lety +223

    This is like the Silent Hill HD Collection all over again, but arguably worse.

    • @raymonddavis9277
      @raymonddavis9277 Před 2 lety +4

      The HD Collection (the patched ps3 version) is at least playable, but haven't played the og since the ps2 version is expensive as hell.

    • @JamesGalaxy41
      @JamesGalaxy41 Před 2 lety +3

      The hd collection was the just the voices tho

    • @raymonddavis9277
      @raymonddavis9277 Před 2 lety +1

      @@JamesGalaxy41 there were some issues in-game such as the lighting, but I believe a good chunk of them were fixed with the patch. There are some fps inconsistencies but it's definitely playable.

    • @tvm-manducktv8375
      @tvm-manducktv8375 Před 2 lety

      Look ♫ Look ♫ Look ♫ 😊 ✨ 👍
      May the ducks heal you 🦆✨💕

    • @alrightalright4585
      @alrightalright4585 Před 2 lety +1

      @@raymonddavis9277 I have it on 360, and it actually did seem fine from what I played last time I think. Could always emulate it though.
      I remember seeing a screenshot where Maria's eyes were lip textures in the og pre-patch release, and it was both hilarious and accidentally total nightmare fuel lol

  • @JimmyJoeBob
    @JimmyJoeBob Před 2 lety +74

    INB4 they remove user scores.
    "If the people disagree, they must be silenced!" -Joe Executive

  • @ASH_AMG
    @ASH_AMG Před 2 lety +426

    "The same things that make us laugh make us cry"
    -Big smoke

    • @RealOSVMA
      @RealOSVMA Před 2 lety +10

      Deep.

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 Před 2 lety +4

      The original games paved the way and all you had to do was follow the damn train Rock*

    • @hozmi.
      @hozmi. Před 2 lety

      Man, if you can eat your food, while everybody is losing theirs, and blaming you, you straight homie

    • @sv69n
      @sv69n Před 2 lety

      "But right now we gotta see your brother(original trilogy) at the cemetery."

    • @AIrfan-cz2kt
      @AIrfan-cz2kt Před 2 lety

      Must've been the money man. Those easy money from the shark cards did them in. "Money corrupts", can't have been more accurate than this lmao

  • @allforone4184
    @allforone4184 Před 2 lety +6

    5:10 *This must be the work of an enemy stand!*

  • @ZRisyad
    @ZRisyad Před 2 lety +327

    "We never make a buggy game such as Cyberpunk" -Rockstar

    • @oligertipjetri4077
      @oligertipjetri4077 Před 2 lety +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @saijaxrynx5432
      @saijaxrynx5432 Před 2 lety +15

      Rockstar didn't actually developed all these remake like they did the original one. This was made by some other company and Rockstar just published

    • @xpmyt341
      @xpmyt341 Před 2 lety +10

      @@saijaxrynx5432 but rockstar are the ones that chose this to release , they are the ones that told grove street games to do this

    • @saijaxrynx5432
      @saijaxrynx5432 Před 2 lety +3

      @@xpmyt341 I know dude.. I didn't say that is 0% rockstars fault.. It's their fault am just saying that they are not the ones that made this sht

    • @xpmyt341
      @xpmyt341 Před 2 lety +2

      @@saijaxrynx5432 sadge

  • @GreenBeanie91
    @GreenBeanie91 Před 2 lety +159

    "Things that makes us laugh...
    Makes us cry"
    - Big Smoke

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Před 2 lety +1

      from the book man

    • @1albert
      @1albert Před 2 lety +1

      @@cosmiceyness what fucking book

    • @salvatore5415
      @salvatore5415 Před 2 lety +1

      @@1albert We are blessed... And cursed...

  • @yamankhadzi
    @yamankhadzi Před 2 lety +321

    Well, it's good that we can check the game on CZcams before buying.

    • @deeprelax1731
      @deeprelax1731 Před 2 lety +3

      True!

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 Před 2 lety

      Theres too many GTA definitive bugs on YT no matter how many I have watched.

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 Před 2 lety

      In the path we are going, that soon will be forbidden as well.

  • @karanjagga07
    @karanjagga07 Před 2 lety +2

    Rockstar Games has become so indifferent to the players that they decided to make a remaster of the original trilogy without any effort. GTA: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition is an indicator of how to make remasters is not worth it, cartoon characters, terrible optimization, cut music and of course the bugs of the mobile versions that have moved - it's all about the Definitive Edition. After watching the trailer and the gameplay that was merged the day before the release, I realized that I would not even go into the Definitive Edition, and what to go there, everything is already clear from the trailers and gameplay.

  • @laurwolfxd_3830
    @laurwolfxd_3830 Před 2 lety +465

    This definitive edition just makes me wanna play the originals even more.
    Actually, Imma start up my PS2 right now and go play some of the OG San Andreas

    • @dedsec9734
      @dedsec9734 Před 2 lety +10

      PS2 has "bad" graphics but amazing games

    • @tvm-manducktv8375
      @tvm-manducktv8375 Před 2 lety +1

      Look ♫ Look ♫ Look ♫ 😊 ✨ 👍
      May the ducks heal you 🦆✨💕

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka Před 2 lety +34

      @@dedsec9734 truly good games never relied heavily on graphics...

    • @dedsec9734
      @dedsec9734 Před 2 lety +4

      @@RowBlanka I know I was raised during the end of the PS2 era and got a PS3 in 5th grade currently own a PS4

    • @Deridiya
      @Deridiya Před 2 lety +10

      @@RowBlanka i miss the days when graphics doesn't matter

  • @KayFiOS
    @KayFiOS Před 2 lety +82

    I'm conflicted. I've wanted a remaster of Bully: Scholarship Edition on modern consoles since I watched your playthrough of it, but not if it turned out like this "Definitive" Edition.

    • @dorukhurmeric2899
      @dorukhurmeric2899 Před 2 lety +1

      After rockstar's willingness to ruin the favourite characters of most of gta fans i am not gonna buy gta 6 if they ever release the damn game.

    • @Kallum
      @Kallum Před 2 lety +1

      @@dorukhurmeric2899 i wanna buy GTA 6 but i will never, EVER preorder something from rockstar. I looked forward to this remaster so much and i'm dissappointed this garbage was released

    • @AManOf_Culture
      @AManOf_Culture Před 2 lety +1

      If they do "bully" like this too
      . then I'm gonna start throwing hands.

  • @a_ndy2837
    @a_ndy2837 Před 2 lety +121

    Rockstar right now is like: "can you unrelease a game?"

  • @Zenith07
    @Zenith07 Před 2 lety +36

    For some reason, the looking back in 3rd person view, and the car getting wider while you wiggle, made me Laugh for 5 minutes or more that it started to hurt so bad I couldn’t breath anymore.

  • @rishisongirkar4606
    @rishisongirkar4606 Před 2 lety +163

    10 yrs later :”lets play the new gta definitive definitive edition!”

  • @toreole5831
    @toreole5831 Před 2 lety +74

    Missed the best one where they turned a nut (the hexagonal metal thing you put on screws) into a perfectly circular one lmao

    • @noizsrm_223
      @noizsrm_223 Před 2 lety

      bruh, they full turned it into a washer

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle Před 2 lety +164

    CJ literally looks NOTHING like the original when everyone else does. Sweet, Rider, Smoke etc.
    How do you f * k up the main character in what used to be your most critically acclaimed game???

    • @Anonymous-Wolf
      @Anonymous-Wolf Před 2 lety +2

      What.. Sweet look like a cross between Og and Edgar!

    • @DrViny
      @DrViny Před 2 lety

      He looks better than the original one wym ?!

    • @leshamaisak2395
      @leshamaisak2395 Před 2 lety

      *FRANKLY SPEAKING I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THEM 😔😭😭*

    • @lolokay9156
      @lolokay9156 Před 2 lety

      @@leshamaisak2395 cry

  • @raidarthegunwizard4520
    @raidarthegunwizard4520 Před 2 lety +5

    1:35 they looked like runescape character at the bottom

  • @misterk3064
    @misterk3064 Před 2 lety +213

    "Is there anyone Left?"
    Sive: *cuts to BF 2042 climbing building strats*
    Me: I like the way you think

  • @gtaguy8791
    @gtaguy8791 Před 2 lety +217

    2 of the 3 guys: runs into car killing themselves
    The game: "That was entirely your fault!"

    • @xxtravisxxify
      @xxtravisxxify Před 2 lety

      Buying the merchandise for 60 bucks was the mistake in very first place.

  • @peachy_jinyoung3260
    @peachy_jinyoung3260 Před 2 lety +240

    As someone who’s studying to be a game designer, rockstar really didn’t care about making a better version of the game they just wanted to milk the series

    • @tvm-manducktv8375
      @tvm-manducktv8375 Před 2 lety +3

      Look ♫ Look ♫ Look ♫ 😊 ✨ 👍
      May the ducks heal you 🦆✨💕

    • @cosmicaler
      @cosmicaler Před 2 lety +47

      You dont have to be a game designer to realize this lol

    • @farazshadow2898
      @farazshadow2898 Před 2 lety +13

      @@cosmicaler true, but when you look at some random modder group making games 10 times better than a big ass company.... hurts

    • @taylor92493
      @taylor92493 Před 2 lety +2

      @cosmicaler Are you gate keeping NOT being a game designer? Otherwise why bring up a left field comment about something they didn’t even imply.

    • @walangaccount8984
      @walangaccount8984 Před 2 lety +1

      It's just a distraction for GTA 6

  • @F4c2a
    @F4c2a Před 2 lety +3

    "You've just grown old, that's why you don't like games anymore, take off your nostalgia goggles"
    Me: "This."

  • @Sweeps
    @Sweeps Před 2 lety +93

    The definitive edition’s quality is on par with mobile games lol

    • @guillaumejoop6437
      @guillaumejoop6437 Před 2 lety +12

      well it's been developped by the studio that brought us the mobile version

    • @thepaperninja3123
      @thepaperninja3123 Před 2 lety +7

      Nah its shittier

    • @OnTempo113
      @OnTempo113 Před 2 lety +9

      Its worse than mobile games

    • @southtowndunky8882
      @southtowndunky8882 Před 2 lety +2

      cause it's base and assets are ported from that buggy and shitty Android release of gta trilogy, which are ironically made by the same team.

    • @t.h
      @t.h Před 2 lety +1

      lol it is actually a port from the buggy mobile version (same devs)