Differences in Selling W33d v C0caine Explained By Ex-Dealer
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Comedian and ex-cartel dealer Johnny Mitchell explains the differences in selling weed and cocaine, how he became a professional dealer, and the path towards becoming a narco kingpin.
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Shultz needs to realize u need to let people finish there train of thought instead of cutting them off every five seconds
I hear you but I think he's just excited to meet another vanilla ice type 🤣
He’d have to lay off the blow for starters
Cant unlearn a bad habit like that
@@leospaceman2976 you can but you gotta want to and practice Self restraint with it
100% read my mind between the guy at the start interrupting him i didnt think it could get worse but andrew needs to learn to shut the fu.ck up. Makes himself look like an absolute clown. 100% has to be on something or is he naturally a cu.nt to be around?
My guy definitely inherited the lawyer laugh
Goddamn, this is precise.
This dude is really easy to listen to. I hope the best for him.
Except Schulz is a horrible interviewer
That dude shitting in the bathroom the whole time is probably the one that arranged the robbery
Why would he steal his own product dumbass
100
Exactly
Man is excellent at checking and handling the boys. Masterclass.
I mean he is clearly the alpha here hahaha
@@EddyG0rdo stop with this alpha bulshit
The difference between a dude who’s done time and someone who hasn’t.
Says a lot of the show that they have to be dealt with
The difference is you have to be careful of bears when dealing coke
Nice
Yea not like those weed monkeys
@@alexapexgod4643
*points in your direction*
NI!
Movie was okay
Shut up
Man this guy could start his own pod and i would listen on the daily
He does have his own.
His podcast is called the connect I believe
Yeah the connect it's awesome mate
Never saw a “ex drug dealer” willing to be this open about everything he did and exposing names😂
That’s Bc your an idiot how do you think they get all these documentaries about drug dealers and shows like narcos
duuude exactly that. He's giving me weird vibes man, not saying he's lying but I smell at least some bs in his stories...
He's speaking 50 / 50 fact & fiction
@@CeeZee001yep..no different from comedians stories
Fun fact- Dutch XTC dealers selling on the darknet in europe started molding hi grade UPS logo pills for fun while the UPS dellivered most of their product😂
Dude I lived 7 years in Europe (Germany, Belgium, Netherlands), and it was soooo fun, and the cops don't care about some adults having fun, people can also test their pills in government sponsored labs and tell you exactly how much good stuff is in the pills, how much bad stuff (Harmful), and how much filler...it's INSANE.
Hey how can I get get my hands on some.
@@lunaretic3 get to know someone that's dutch and wait for ups to bring it to you like @exyhing said.
European drugs will always be cleaner and stronger than American drugs.
@@Hitman.13. Thats not insane, thats the way it should be homie
Shultz just can’t stop cutting him off 😂
Has to be the center of attention at all time, can’t have someone on the show more entertaining than him or he shuts it down to intervene
The funny thing is that the coke customers were almost always less sketchy than the weed customers. Because when selling weed you’re dealing with basically all demographics; middle class, lower class, people in the hood, etc. With coke though it’s pretty much just non-threatening middle class people looking to have fun. You would almost never have to drive down to the hood for coke deals (unless you are the one picking it up).
Coke is used like nitro as an surge of energy and mind clarity to become more productive at work. Weed just wants you to stay home from work, eat pizza and potato chips, and laugh at the flies crawling on the ceiling. They serve different purposes for different demographics.
The Mexicans were cool, it was the hood mfs that you had to watch
Choose your customers better then 😂
@@planetsen You don't really "choose" like that. It's whoever you know who wants it. Point is that coke's demographics are better.
@@Ryan88881 learn to build a line buddy
Always sold less without cutting , and always great quality product - retired for 5 years 😂
Big respect to him for mentioning Cam'Ron's classic album S.D.E. (Sports, Drugs, and Entertainment)!
lmfao bro the way "cutting it up" is ✨Most Played 😂😂😂😂
“I know you’ve got some money stashed”, “oh not anymore” 😉
His jacket is comically large
And his story is comically fake
Andrew is loving the drug stories
He reminds him of him.
If only he’d let the guest speak
Definitely infatuated with it.
@@LL-dj3ujboth think they’re way funnier and more captivating than they are 😂
does anyone ever notice the exact sync of akash and andrew the way they sit and listen😭😭😭
Haha only real ones notice that shit
Na akaash knows when to stud and let people talk where as Schulz is a horrible interviewer interrupting every five seconds
Bro wtf they even do the same stroking their chin with their right hand thing
Akash and Schultz are NPCs
Akash always seems very insecure, his body language betrays him. Yes, he mirrors Shultz.
everybody to focused on cracking jokes this dudes story is crazy
You can always tell the cut in that y’all because it sticks to the bag and leaves a cloudy residue on the bag where it has made contact. All of the stuff I’ve seen from California, Las Vegas, Texas, and even Cancun Mexico have all had that strong ether smell coming off of them and you only need a tiny little bit of powder to make your face go numb. The guy I know who still sells it still gets that good quality stuff that isn’t getting any fentanyl in it because his family is his connect and they ensure they don’t mess with it south or north of the border. Personally I’ve been getting too old to be messing with the stuff for a few years because I don’t want to risk a heart attack with nearing 40 as most of the deaths from it occur as people age and it just leaves you regretting spending the cash on it and having your sinuses burnt up from the chemicals within it. Personally I’ve always preferred smoking weed over alcohol or any drug because it is generally relaxing unless I go with a specific strain to have more energy. Have always preferred it as my treatment for ADHD over the amphetamines that they would prescribe for the disorder.
We get it, you're an addict.
Getting jacked to the Mario Kart theme playing in the background is wild. 😂😂
Never done coke but I got Newport short and I couldn't be more ready 🤣🤣🤣
Its great once or twice but if you have two brain cells to rub together you start to see the devil in it real quick
Stop it
This guy is entertaining enough; he could easily be a co-star with Ryan Reynold in a movie about brothers.
I’m from Medford, everything he’s saying about southern Oregon is facts 😂
Reggie cracks me up 😂
Dressed like Mac from the always sunny episode where he was a weed dealer at a roller rink in the 90s
johnny mitchel joey diaz needs to happen
These guys got to learn to let guests talk
Coke cut with caffeine pills same energy as salad without dressing or crutons
Bro make this guy your cohost lmao
This dude needs to make a movie
The comb over is wild
“They delivering meth with a smile on time” (ups) 😂😂😂faxx
Selling weed and selling cocaine is two different worlds 🤣🤣
*pinky points* "Rookie." lmao
It’s funny that I know Eugene Oregon just from Band of brothers 😂
they really cut him off every 5 seconds
The bad thing about coke is you think everyone knows you're picking up coke
These guests bro 😂😂
lets get this guy on This Past Weekend, Id rather have theo give us and interview with this guy.
absolutley
Yessir!
That comb-over is more dangerous than selling cocaine.
Prison water be like
Holy shit this dude is telling my story. So crazy. Never been robbed at gun point though. I was always ready for a robbery.
I feel you on that, been robbed once and that was it
🤓
@@Morgan-ws1ng jijîij
and then u woke up lmfao
That comb over
Crazy how much he looks like chris hardwick
well this one really hooked me
B12 and caffeine pills sounds kind of armature….
You want to use somthing like benzocaine that cooks back, or I heard they were useing levinmolr some dewormer
You put b12 or caffeine if someone cooks it down they will look you ripped them off right away.
90's kid who thought he was black LMAO, Growing up in Flint Mi, I feel that
Man, I was looking at the caption before clicking thinking man, I haven't tried any w33d thinking it was some new ass drug with a chemical name
In this age, it could just be the next crypto currency.
"Get like a half a key, move that, it was whatever"
Dawg who the fuck is out there casually flipping a half a key like it's nothing, that's some real money lol
he probably put all the profits up his nose
@trocka3524people that say that also rob and rip people off. Drug dealing is literally a business
thats a big ass jacket
No way a daily user isn’t noticing b12 is not the drug.
He looks like Kyle Dunnigan.
Can someone tell me what w 33 d is
I used to sell cok3 to 2 of my high school teachers. Life's crazy. Money is good and fast but you will get caught. Stay away or don't even start messing with it.
Best guest wver
Homie conveniently in the bathroom the whole time probably set it up in the first place
Im confused.. was johnny or Andrew being interviewed??
We wanna see your paperwork johnny. These stories are too big.
Johnny Mitchell the connect
you two are single handedly fueling a fire with diesel
“Did you pause the game?”
yeah if youre shorting your sells youre backwards hustling and struggling to survive
Mario karts goes hard
They
Are
All
Coked
Outta
Their
Heads
Right there 🤣🤣🤣
He’s right about not needing a gun
“Youre wearing a wire too, fucking rat” lmao they are all wearing wires 7:11
My friends with knowledge of Eugene Oregon, do you believe he’s talking about Coburg rd? That was the first one that came to my mind…Go Ducks! Yeah college!!
Most of the best trappers look the least suspecting
That is so true. But they do have certain charastaristics. This guy for example looks and talk kinda slick.
You guys have to stop interrupting each other.
These boys never grew up…they just got older.
Who’s the guy in the blue jacket?
Nice comb-over 😂
They interrupt this dude every three seconds it's annoying as hell
@@omnp871 why so salty?
Or I'll just watch a podcast with this guest where he can actually talk
its almost as if they are having a conversation.
He seems like he ain’t lying lol
Yeah he is high as fuck
lol you'd believe anything
@@frankz9251 lol
😂Mario go kart white privilege😂🫡🇺🇸💥🏌🏾
I had no idea Luke Wilson was a coke dealer
Dude, I’m totally interested in the story. And you guys keep interrupting him I feel it’s so hard to listen to this.
The markup on weed is way beyond coke
They’re both more expensive than they should be though. Shits annoying. Lol
@Alejandro Castro why you think this?
Caffeine burns like hell dont ever cut your stuff with that b12 is ok but theres a better supplement thats smells and tastes right
Creatine mono powder?
aight fedboy
Blue jacket cap prob never seen ❄️ in his whole life
5:24 caffene pills actualy would have some synergy with cocaine
Bro pooping was in on it
Miami ice was the shit to cut coke back in the day and it cooked back and couldnt taste it or anything.Alot of clowns used baby lax and you could tell who were the ones that was doing coke with baby lax cut,theyd all have gas lol😅
When did Andrew get Tom Selleck to host his shows?
difference between selling coke and weed is more money in coke low level and high level but at low level short term you can sell coke but long term you can sell weed in other words young people will buy coke every weekend but when get older most people change and grow up where as most if not all people that smoke will smoke all they life
Man, I saw the title and was hoping you finally invited Bradley Martin on the podcast.
Shultz is the type of guy to cut cocaine with crack.😂
He said it all "I'm not from that life" 😂😂😂
Exactly people need to stay away from that life if you ain't built like that these people are literally born into it like a family business they have been doing it for multiple generations
All these guys are on something
That hair piece doe🙄
No one was starved lol . They took his weed and went back and smiled in his face and he smiled back
My question is why don't people just make a few million doing shit like this and then bail to Thailand or something and retire? Its insane, you can live better than the locals in Southeast Asia on like 1500 a month and that's living well, if you have like 4 or 5 million you could live all your life without working another second and pass the rest onto your kids and wife if you choose to have a family.
Probably because of the drug laws in those countries. Idk how likely they are to turn a blind eye for crimes in other countries either
Plenty do. Some interesting characters over there.
You don't hear about those who make it
Fuck that. Worst idea ever.
Because once you learn, that fast money is more addicting.
Pro tip, cops only check the next day air packages for UPS for the warehouses.
Pro tip don’t use private companies use government services that have to honor constitutional rights
@Ajjosan who out sources to private companies like UPS. you know how many untied states postal packages/trailers we have to handle for my shift alone there's usually 3 trailers full. I work at UPS.
The real ones he tryna play to be OWN their own trucking companies
Pro tip don’t use federal express or UPS… even usps will get you caught up. It’s all the risk.
Even better in the UK. Parcels only usually ever get searched if there's suspicion of guns, explosive elements etc Royal mail will drop a fat bag of weed for you stinking the place out, because there's nothing they can do
He set them up
No amount of money can buy back the time you lose WHEN you get caught ! If you do it long enough to make real money...... eventually your caught ! This dude got jacked too a MarioK Kart soundtrack !
*LAWYERS AINT MIDDEL CLASS 🤣😂 THESE TOUGH MAD AT THE WORLD RICH KIDS😂🤣*
Not wanting to work for the man isn’t lazy
Andrew being this into drugs everytime its brought up is so cute....lil hezi growing up 😢
This all depends on where you are in the country