How To Survive Jail Explained by White Cartel Dealer (ft. Johnny Mitchell)
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Comedian Johnny Mitchell joins Andrew Schulz to talk about his past as a dr*g dealer and his experiences in jail while serving time for his crimes, including his first fight, the prison system & the booty bandits.
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My favorite part is how they never ever shut the f up and let their guest finish talking
As funny as these guys are at times, I can’t stand them for that. STFU when you have a guest on and save the over talking for when it’s just the boys.
Yeah. This podcast is too busy. Having 4 hosts is too much idk how this is so popular
Never fails lol but it’s 5 goofballs in one room what can u expect lol
100%
Seriously
Guy got such an interesting story and they won't even let him finish the sentence
Yes it’s so annoying
He finished his sentence, that’s why they let him out
That's the theme with Andrew's podcast.
yea I thiught I'd give this show another shot cuz this sounded interesting. But it's unwatchable
Ikr too many people
Give this guy a documentary so we can actually hear his whole story without all the chirping
KONCRETE podcast this guys story is hella interesting
Just goes to show comedy and interview/podcasting is different skills. Schulz is gr8 comedian but shit interviewer/podcaster. Rogan is shit comedian but best interview podcaster of all time. Then there’s the other 3 sidekicks on this that are neither
he has his own podcast about all his exploits
He has his own Chanel the connect the first few videos of him telling his story are amazing
This dude is a total fraud. Do NOT give him a documentary.
A podcast with 4 hosts and 1 guest is a terrible ratio. They never let him talk
This dude is an alternate timeline for like 50% of comedians
I get this guy confused for Jeff dye all the time
I can see that, but he looks even more like Justin Chatwin from Shameless to me.
Yeah people will soon find out this is actually Mark Normand
@@crispypolloloco9724 Suppose that would make sense with His "I fought a giant Nazi in prison" joke.
Chris D’Ella’s brother…
This guy has a fucking great story if he was given the chance to explain without being talked overblk😊
So annoying constant interruption
A lot of his story is a lie.
You are either a fan of Flagrant or you hate podcast hosts interrupting. Can't be both.
@@ANTIStraussian you can do both but just be annoyed by it
@@mrrooster4876 yea u know?
I like how they talk over the guest,, makes the whole thing very interesting, like.. I would like to hear Akash’s opinion about jail after every 20 seconds
So annoying
He's a scary lil Indian puss
I never want to hear Akaash's opinion on anything. Dude's useless.
He did his full sentence but can’t finish 1 sentence during this podcast
This should be the top comment.
Effen seriously. 😂 This comment should b at 1k likes by now.
For the algo 😂
Let the man tell his damn story
He's told his story several times already. It's their podcast, they're asking questions and conversing...what else do you expect lol
These guys are annoying I wanted to hear Mitch talk
He doing what drunk people do
@@PrinceTae yeah they cut each other off mid sentences and get louder each time lol
"I didn't say NOTHING to the cops.... So here's how it happened boys"
I wish they just let him finish a thought
They never let any guest finish their thought
Exactly that's how all these guys are when I was growing up you hardly ever seen a comedian that's why we had favorite comedians cuz you hardly ever saw them now you see them too much and they all act like they're journalists
Listening to this dude is like picturing my dad trying to do a impression of me as a teenager
💀💀💀
@@keelan1085 How do you call bullshit on things you know absolutely nothing about
@@2trillfortv840 this dude is clearly bullshitting 90% of his stories. I don’t doubt he dealt but not to the extent that he claims. I’ve watched his videos and some of the shit he explained about Columbia just isn’t true. Something insane also happens like every single second of everyday in his stories.
@@jacobstarbrow6288 He clearly was a dealer he got convicted and did time for it there’s no disputing that. So bcuz you disagree with some shit he said about Colombian hes 90% full of shit your just assuming and I imagine slanging pounds trafficking weed there’s probably a lot of shit that happens through it. On this podcast I don’t think anything he said was bull shit. You know nothing about the cartel and drug dealing
@@keelan1085 lol he is documented ex con. Some of y’all gotta get y’all head out y’all ass
A 5 person conversation is infuriating, its like hearing the train of thought of a disorganized schizophrenic.. just let him tell the story, dang!
Yes they need to shut up and let each other talk
I got ADHD, I'm alright lol.
Watched about 3 min until I couldn't take the interruptions anymore. It's like they're all trying to battle eachother for attention and completely forget they even have a guest. This is why Joe is the best.
He should go back in for fraud. That comb over is criminal
Quite a personable dude. As dealers tend to be. Lol
You'd be surprised how far keeping your mouth shut can get you. I got pinned with another guy who ran his mouth and got 10 years. That was the “help,” the detective gave him lol.
I was just as guilty on camera, but got the charges reduced to a midemeanor A and got 2 years probation because I denied, denied, denied. Dont talk to police.
If you really did commit a crime on camera with your face clearly in the video, denying it would not do anything buddy, thats all the evidence they need. Fix a few holes in the story and it might be believable
@@cody7149 First off this was in the early 2000s. The camera wasnt that great and we were at least 200ft away.
Second, you're just not right. I been there and done it. If you haven't seen the report's ridiculous shit people are out on the streets and still do 40 or 50 times, idk what to tell you.
They had some grainy ass footage and my buddy folded. I wonder what happened to you in your life that has made you so distrustful.
I learned from my mistakes though. This was a long time ago.
@@dontbestupid6664 you are absolutely correct. Literally never a better situation to talk.
@@dontbestupid6664 unfortunately you have to be skeptical. Any sane person with a working brain would question what some random person on the internet says and you should too.
Based
Y’all should implement a hand raising system so your invited guests can finish their points
Or just get rid of the 3 totally pointless tag alongs sitting on the couch not being funny and just interrupting
This guys got a crazy story everyone wants to hear but they kept talking over him
Story is the correct word, this man is not honest
@@tymac5523 How tf would you know
What people don't understand about fights in prison is that you are fighting your own race 90% of the time. Because fighting someone of another race has huge implications. Like causing a full race riot.
That’s only on the west coast for the most part buddy.
@@smokedoubt1262 lol my entire family works in the Corrections system, THAT'S EVERYWHERE. You're not allowed to associate with people of another race when you go in you're automatically racist until released. The only reason he was allowed was because the Hells angels shot caller obviously okayed it. Shot callers are like judges in prison very few people go against their decisions and survive. You can try to avoid this system, it is possible however it's very unlikely and usually leads to unfortunate things if you run a fowl of the wrong people.
@@loslobos786that’s false. The east is not all separated by race like the west is. I believe you have family in corrections. That doesn’t mean they know everything there is to know about prison politics in the USA.
@@derrickl1977 the east coast is MORE separated. Blacks RUN southeast and east coast prisons. Y’all just be chattin
Have you ever served time or this something you saw on TV?
Johnny Mitchell: “I didn’t work for the cartels”
Title of the video: “white cartel dealer” 😂
He also compared Multnomah county jail in Portland to Rikers. Portland is pretty gurney now but Multco jail is not like NYC, especially years ago when his shit happened.
Man, love the vid. The problem is with comedy podcasts and having to many people and I see it over and over everyone interrupts and everyone doesn't stop talking but I love the podcasts and this clip but damn lol
Totally they all can not let a slight possible opportunity pass ti try and make a joke
Yea I was thinking the same, just too many interruptions when you just want to hear his story. Hopefully they work on that
My mom has worked in the italian prison system for like 30 years goin now, and the stories she brings back make me believe that it's definitely no joke being locked up here, but the american prison system honestly sounds terrifying
It is 😂
God damn let this man talk
I love flagrant but a 5 minute story takes 25 minutes because nobody can stop interrupting the guest, sometimes it’s really funny if it’s the right person, but most of the time it just ruins the story.
The combo we needed. Been following Johnny and his channel since the beginning. Wild stories. This full episode will be dope.
Congratulations?
Isn’t this dude a fake?
@@jeanakatherine9369who’s a fake? The guest?
@@derrickl1977 yes
20:00 that was too funny. He said comb over 😅😅
You know his ass was laying about the money stash 😂
First thing I thought too hahaha
Yeah he was laying, but where?
@@shadowsocks7472he was laying beside the money he was lying about.
@@shadowsocks7472 in Ligma, Missouri
that "i got money" so confidently, and then the affirming "nah, nah...." at the end in reference to old money screams he hid away some old money.
Schultz made him too comfortable😭 forgot there was a camera
I was looking for this comment he definitely has money stashed
He has money from CZcams he doesn’t have money stashed from nothing talking about “old money” talking like a damn child rn know your shit before speaking on it
@@stevemontanez4744it’s called story telling camera or not
@@Cocod79 stfu? you acting like you know facts is just as fucking funny. only child i see is the guy on a 6month old comment talking like some enlightened fuck on the internet.
The guest is the funniest comedian here😂
These guys keep cutting him off, some of the cutoffs ain't even worth it cuz at times bros trying hard to crack a joke. There's a time and place for everything.
I had to stop taking this guy serious as soon as he said he fought some guy with toilet paper boxing gloves . Also the only time you get checked when you’re locked up is when you run you’re mouth too much or get involved in other people’s business.
And he got a bottom bunk when moving into a county jail cell, with a kingpin of the hells angels with a 23 year conviction…. There are at least three things wrong with that statement.
This guy had a dude in his face, just ignored the fact that he was being pressed and started wrapping his hands from a toilet paper roll? Ok?
That comb over is wild
Great stories!
Andrew is killing me with the cop cut and stache 😂😂
He's a narc
Fresh in fit is a fed and he hung out with Andrew tate before arrest
He’s going for that smooth mid 80’s gay serial killer look that got all the pretty club boys wet back in them days.
God dang let the dude tell his story! Andrew is the only dude on this podcast worth a damn that people actually know, ditch the other 3 clowns....host wise
This conversations going on is giving me anxiety everyone talking at once
Interesting convo
I worked construction with a mule for the cartel. He on probation right now. He did time and said he never ratted. He said, hes cool with them now cause he didnt rat.
"The only place that's diverse in portland is the jails." Accurate hahahahahahhahaa
This dude can shoot the shit and blend into a crowd with the best of them
“Come on bro look at me.” he not lying that’s sum amazing hair💯🤣
It's like theyre doing a react video live. Its astonishing.
Damn, Owen & Luke's brother a real one
I love how he talks about not snitching meanwhile explaining everything in detail on a worldwide podcast.
Not snitching in terms that nobody would be arrested because of his talks. Nobody would be arrested of him "snitching" in this podcast
That Luke Wilson shot was funny
Feel like this 33% cap
Oh yeah cuz you only have to be black or brown to do this type of shit
Just fyi, his experience in jail isnt typical. You usually only have to fight if someone disrespects you, or you break one of the rules. You catch a hot one and get forced to fight. Not just for noreason, most places.,
Thanks for your non expert opinion
@@UClakersHD been through 4 different jails and have lived on 2 different prison yards, Jakob. I know more about that world than most, kid.
In county my experience was people being bummed out by my circumstances and helping me get out by getting me some phone time off their accounts. In and out 3 days. No fights it was super chill
He got the jail lingo & terms down pack😂💯
Not even bruh that shit sound so fake. I’ve been on the mainline in so cal and this is is Bs. NOTHING he says adds up.
Good job guys very entertaining
Just talk over each other the whole time
R.I.P. Andrew Schultz. Love how the other guys on the couch realized and were all like, "dude you just insulted the cartel, stfu."
Lol soon enough those jokes won’t be as funny
what he say?
Andrew Shulz playing with his life speaking like that 😂
Why is Oliver queen from arrow on the thumbnail lololol!
Never thought id see andrew shulz next to oliver queen great ep
Thank you lol
If you want to be left completely alone, gouge out an eye and do everything possible to tear off their junk, or at least make it unusable for a few months. It's almost never a fair fight, or calmly going to some "private" corner. That shit happens instantly most of the time. Violence is quick and sneaky in the joint, not some well planned grade school tussle.
The blind spot story is from jai, where it most definitely happens like that.
This guy has clearly never been to jail lol. The whole "beat up the biggest guy in there" is kind of bullshit and a good way to get killed or worse.
@@haysuesOG Right? I did 4 years, I never saw anyone invited to a fight like it's a fucking birthday party LOL!
Ask a question. Interrupt seven different ways. Take a sip of energy drink.
Love these guys
8:38 - Yeah it's really good that jail is as rough as it is in America. There's almost no crime because of it, as we all know.
major W for using green arrow in the thumbnail great work
Finally, a man of culture
I thought that was Ollie in the prison episode!
@@sensiponics level two i believe
This guy was awesome on YMH. He got to speak.
The title of this video is too much!! lmfao!!
Literally none if this happens inside of county jail. Only some of this shxt actually commonly happens in prisons.
Exactly, I’ve been to many different county jails and never even been close to a fight
They just makin sound extra for the views but there ain’t shit goin on in jail I just stare at the wall and think about the outside
He was actually more funny than the hosts were.
I live in Oregon and have spent my time in county and you aren't forced to fight anyone LOL.
The constant interruptions make this painful
It’s funny how he had to explain to them that you don’t work for your connect lol
For being a self proclaimed major kingpin. He didn’t do much time at all. Also saying you were interrogated for hours and that you were continuously questioned is very questionable. If at any point you state I want my lawyer, the interview is over and they must contact your lawyer for any further questioning. Many red flags in his stories
Interesting guy... He is rocking that Comb-over though circa 78' ....
lvl 9000 interview 😆
andrew trying to get the acid bath
Johnny needs to be full time or have a standing guest appearance
That combover 😂
Why does the camera only zoom in for Andrew and the guest?
You guys gotta let your guests talk a bit more.
His description of county jail truly makes me question this shit. You move that kinda work and walk in to "Ohhh shit, they hemmed up my boy. Which bunk you want, playa." Somebody in there knows he's the plug and that somebody let's everybody else know he ain't the one. Trustee done told somebody before he was dressed out.
I've been down, his shit doesn't add up
Story doesn't add up, a hells angel shot caller Kept him safe 🤣. C'mon this dudes story is iffy as hell.
Dude is a f e d and a plant 😂
hahah i agree he said 60 for key in eu dude is clueless
Now im not trying to brag but, ive been in 5 different county jails in 3 different states, on medium secuirty units and maxium secuirty ones, maximum security was full of people with attempted murder and murder charges. And ive also been to 3 different state prisons. NOT once did i ever see someone get tested as soon as they walked into a unit.
True talk
Yeah this dude is on some bullshit. Ive done multiple different bids in county anywhere from 90 days to a year & not once has anything close to that happened & not once had a new dude walked into my unit & that happened. Dude is telling stories cuz the average person doesn’t know any better
This shit is funny as hell. Keep up the good shit.
It’s a miracle that this guy is alive
I think that's the way things go when you play the game and keep your mouth shut it's the ones that want to be in the game but when things go bad they run their mouth
@@ISOCZAR dude… running your mouth means you die way way faster, but keeping your mouth shut does not guarantee survival
Honestly i think this is common. Prob have tins of him pushing g and driving
Dude admitting he's not hood. Knows he's a meme and talks about how he's not real. STILL is realer and harder than anything and everything MGK has ever done haha
dude is hilarious, what a great guest
I knew he wasn't 100% truthful when he said his Hells Angel shot calling cell mate was sleeping on the top bunk! Iykyk
When the drug dealer is funnier then the comics 😂🤣😂 sorry Shultz you usually serve lol
Andrew's white side really shows when he interviews guests like this dude
We forget he's a white boy from the upper west side.
Yes you are immediately tested
He did NOT let you wrap your hands with toilet paper before throwing down. Hahahahahaha
THAT MILK SHIT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I MOVED TO TEXAS A MEXICAN DUDE DID IT TO ME
Dude they don't stop interrupting him
1:15
Bro was about to shit his pants
Man great show this guy is the real deal nice to hear stories from prison from normal people…..
Thought Stephen Amell was on. I feel cheated
I laughed when Akaash said is like poker and then just throw a bunch of nonsense lol
"Europe" the only nice jails are in Sweden and Norway, any other European country jail, you're fucked.
Love Johnny C
The booty bandit is a legend in Kentucky prison system. Some old school inmates talk about how crazy this man is. I believe he’s out now and has been for a few years
🤣🤣🤣 Mexicans are super logical....why did he say it like that
Great episode, but just noticed they used Green Arrow in the thumbnail 😂
Mans got that Jeff front hair piece
I wish Andrew would just go back comedy
Then don’t watch the podcast and just watch his stand up
Mark trying to sound street and impress the boys using the term "chomo" 😄
They really kill them in prison over there? Insane. There's probably a considerable number of dudes that got falsely accused or hooked up with some 16 yo girl pretending to be an adult at a bar/club.
Yes they kill them. So don't let a girl "trick you", which isn't hard
@@mudpuppin3tt3s Oh here comes the 'merican with his badboy persona. You guys are fcking retards. It doesn't make the law correct nor what they do to them inside either.
@@throwacnt7603 most places have their own prisons for them now. most white gangs have killing pedos as a foundational rule. I suspect other gangs do to. People that only have a few years to serve get sentenced to life for it way more often than you could imagine. when you get in they immediately demanded to see the documentation regarding your crime. The US system of prisons has it's own culture and subcultures. It is fascinating and sickening all at once
@@rd3095 That's so interesting how a culture forms like that. And yes, I've heard of dudes that have very short terms sometimes getting asked to do insane things like that which just ruin their lives. It's absolutely mental.
By the way, I looked it up and it appears that places like Washington and California are a lot more reasonable on the matter. It looks like if there's a *reasonable* defense for mistake of age then a person can actually defend themselves, which seems A LOT more reasonable than the others which just straight up lock up a person without any defense whatsoever. I've read so many stories of men from the US going to a club and having this happen. I also read stories of 18yo dudes dating a 17yo and getting screwed over.
Finally, to me killing a person as a vigilante is still kind of nuts although I understand the anger behind it. I, however, doubt they do it out of righteousness... I suspect it's some psychological coping mechanism, like "hey, I am a piece of sht but at least I am not x."