Aladdin (2019) Review - YMS
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The way Aladdin says "don't you dare close your eyes" legitimately sounds like a threat
I only hear it as: "don't you dare close your thighs..."
Since I watched DP musical 2 over and over and over.
@@janedoex1398 ah shit bro, i love double penetration 2 the musical it was *deep*
ReZisT Lust excuse me what
Tempest52 “don’t you dare close your year” -James Willems
Maybe they're just trying to be more faithful to the original story of aladdin...
‘I’ll torture myself at home with Lion King’
...he had no idea how true that would be
Jon! JON!!!!
Atleast he did a proper review of Lion King, and not a fast one 9min like this here.
@@chabbab6698 2 hour review and it's only part 1, this man is insane lmao
Disney to people watching this film at cinema:
@@superbodoque7860 not only that, but the original Kimba segment that was going to be in the lion king review before it became a serious focus is now a seperate video at* another two hrs. So far the lion king has given us over 4hrs and it's not even finished yet haha. I'm glad adum only did 9mins for this one. Can you imagine how much adum would have if he went through each "remake" in such thorough detail? 🤣
"Scar is gonna be just some lion."
Pretty accurate.
Oh but uh he had a scratch on his face there! 😂
@@onmas909 Oh my god! It's my all new original Scar OC!
Live action that is 97% cgi. Sounds legit.
Dan Williams holy shit you are right
CGI is the new form of live-action.
The Lion King is 100% CGi. That's not live action at all!
@@Cyberbrickmaster1986 at this point they might as well put in the extra effort and just start making video games if that's all they're gonna do with the technology
Why are people making fun of this? Disney never called Lion King (2019) a live action remake.
character design is integral to the character. Taking away their image and turning them into normal ass animals and normal ass people removes so much of their personality and memorability. Not a single one of these remakes does anything to improve on the original.
It's really amazing how an ANIMATED CARTOON can have more character than a real person isn't it?!?
@@trutwijd This new Aladin you could just see walking down the street. It's just a normal dude. In animation, each character was carefully designed to effectively portray their personality and emotions. It's those animators' hard work and passion that made those characters so iconic and believable. Normal human faces are just less memorable ig
@@cabin_quilt Oh no doubt, animators are amazing at their craft. The same can be said of the toys in Toy Story. It's just extremely ironic that real people can't do it half as well lol.
@@trutwijd amazing.
@@cabin_quilt I like animation better than live actions. I plan on to work in animation and writing a script for animated features.
Adam getting mad is more entertaining than any of these live-action Disney remakes could ever be
Lol
@Ladybug same. Worst ending of any tv show. I'm just denying that season 8 exist
Not really, his style of anger is pretty much like any other of the thousands of movie critics on this site.
TalesofOrion ALLURA DESERVED BETTER
@Ladybug what's wrong with the voltron ending tf
Boy I can't wait for the live action Emperor's New Groove, where Yzma and Kronk are just some people and everyone praises it for having a realistic looking llama.
They'll never make a live-action remake of that, they only make them for movies that already made a bajillion dollars. I'm glad though, I don't want Disney butchering my favorite movie of theirs
Anthony Hiebert ooooooo I can’t wait for them to PULL THE LEVER in the 3rd dimension. But yeah joking aside, this has to stop.
Anthony Hiebert Don’t be afraid to think for yourself too!
I hope they do a live action Black Cauldron in which Gurgi is finally depicted as a real-life hairball coughed up by a real-life housecat
@@chuckbatman5 I would say Atlantis is safe, but they already claimed to make a 'sequel' that was actually 4 episodes of a rejected TV spinoff mashed together into a nonsensical mess, so I guess that ship has sailed.
Honestly the worst thing about this whole remake trend is that part of the hype Disney tried to create around the Lion King was the fact they were reusing the animation frames from the original
They literally want us to be proud of them for plagiarising themselves
Josh Howlett haven’t they always done that though? Using frames from another movie for a new one? I’ve seen a whole breakdown of the exact same scenes retrofitted with new characters and environments.
Not plagiarism, but very lazy indeed
Mhm idk who is the new guy in Disney that's doing these bland soulless live action adaptations but they need to be fired. I see now why they are oki with EA sticking every lootbox imaginable into the last 2 star wars games. Disney does not care except for profits for the real customer(The shareholders).
@@ssharkbait absolutely, but that was back when every single frame had to be hand drawn by a literal team of artists (see Dumbo and Walt making the female artists draw more simple backgrounds because he didn't trust them to be able to draw them as complex as the men could). That whole process of reusing animation frames should be a relic of another age, not something to flaunt
Why don’t they just rerelease the old movies in theaters? It’s not like people would not go see them.
When he said ''Don't you dare close your eyes'' I actually felt threatened.
Rose Louise Is killing stalking good?
@@yasssqueen2064 no the ending is very unsatisfying
@@justanittybittylittlefello4067 Doesn't mean it isn't good but yeah to me, the ending was unsatisfying, not terrible, but just wish I could change a few things.
@@yasssqueen2064 It's good if you like psychological thriller stuff, the creater said to not treat is a BL (or yaoi I think) though.
@@justanittybittylittlefello4067 by that logic Mass Effect 1-3 is bad cause 3s ending sucks
One of the biggest strengths of animation is that it allows you to suspend your disbelief a lot easier than live action, and all these live action remakes are proof of that.
Especially lion king....the trailers are so ouch...
...At least the Genie wasn't actually made to be blue for the entire picture... Right? I'm going by adverts and review clips (so atm just YMS). ...Right?
the worst part is that they could have remade the movies in 3d, photorealistic but still with the cartoonish style a la toystory, but they didn't, those movies aren't any better than the theatrical plays that to be honest, manage to be quite impressive
Or how they can make the world feel expressive yet organic. In a "live action" (where most things are 3D Cgi anyway), Abu and Iago can't look cartoony and super expressive because they have to look "real". In 2D animation you can make these characters move around and make whatever face you want and not feel out of place.
@CHARLIE LOKO CASANOVA Cheers m8. Fucking Hell... That's a *low* bar to have set, thinking about it. Thanks, Disney®!
hearing you get angry about this is so satisfying lol it perfectly encapsulates my feelings about this whole live-action-remake-childhood-nostalgia-exploitation epidemic which disney is on at the moment
And it's not going to stop because people keep getting pulled right in with the nostalgia pandering, we got Lion King coming up and then there's supposed to be a Lady And The Tramp one at the end of the year
Same
If you watch this movie closely, you can actually see Disney execs taking a dump on Robin Williams’s grave.
Yep, but since they get much much more money from the live actions than the originals well, they won't change shit if they get cash.
@Stix N' Stones Sabotaging Tarantino? I haven't heard about that, what happened?
At the end of the movie:
Aladdin: I wish for the Nile
Will Smith Genie: DENIED! SIT DOWN!
Libertate Veritas
Yes
Will Smith Genie: What are you? Some kinda Aladdin?
scene revamp
At the end of the movie:
Aladdin: I wish for G.I. Jane 2
Will Smith genie: *SLAAAP*
@@MazeMaker4Life LMAO if they did that it would be remembered forever.
Man, Osmosis Jones never looked so good!
Remember that episode when he was pregnant...
Actually a reboot of that movie I would not mind
@@squee-g1658 that was a parasite of somekind I think that made him pregnant
@@squee-g1658 He turned trans in one episode too
Not going to lie, Thrax still gets me hot and bothered. Give me that sweet, deadly virus any day.
“Aladdin might be okay...”
_sees it’s called “review” and not “quickie”_
“Oh dear”
I like how you stole my comment
media review beg your pardon? Sorry if I made a joke that was similar to yours, but it’s not a hard joke to make.
@@JakVox lmao I was fucking with you bro, you good man💯
media review oh lol. Sorry, had this happen before, hard to tell intentions, haha.
I wish this movie had the Ursuhhh
I can't figure out why Disney doesn't just re-release these movies in the theaters. It would save them millions of dollars making a brand new fiom, make them more money from all the people who want to see it again on the big screen, and introduce a new generation to their older catalog of films. Everyone wins.
Not nessisarally, Disney would re-release their animated films into theaters again and then take their movies out of the Disney vault, but they started making less money than they were hoping, so they kinda eventually stopped re-releasing them
@Mario Nah but it is about making money... and if they legit did competent 'remasters' of the originals and released them into theatres with merch or whatever I would probably see them. As it stands, Beauty and the Beast was the last 'live action' remake I saw in the theatre and I won't be giving Disney my money again if I can help it.
@@cookiemocher388
What with ai upscaling they could give good reason to re-release the films in theater, and people would have reason to watch
@@flyingsky1559 The films are on celluloid (that's why they're called "films"), not digital files, so there's no need to do any upscaling. If they want to get more digital resolution they can simply rescan the films at a higher resolution. Practically speaking they could use so much magnification that the individual film grains are visible in the scan. After that they can apply conventional DSP algorithms to denoise the scans.
I suspect it’s to prevent their copyright from lapsing, and re-releasing the original isn’t enough.
Your point about Will Smith playing charismatic characters is so fucking true. Look at his most loved movies, they’re him playing a fun energetic character full of personality, like MIB for example.
Not to mention his (in my opinion) best performance as The Fresh Prince
I don’t like his implication that the interview scene in _The Pursuit of Happyness_ wasn’t pure charisma.
*Cries in I Am Legend*
Y’all quit naming his movies like I said he isn’t good in other roles. He’s just super fucking good at playing fun energetic characters, and that’s OKAY. He can be very good (and is very good) in other roles as well.
@@sportsnut198 Oh yeah he was great in After Earth, really loving this new direction he has taken his career in.
Aladdin 2019's plot is like whoever wrote the script hasn't seen the original in a decade but wanted to write the script purely from memory
After dropping lots of woke acid.
A Finnish man did something similar some time ago. He tried to recreate the movie as close to the original as possible, with a friend drawing frames from the scenes along with him. They did a _much_ , *much* better job.
Edit: Found it. czcams.com/video/Cm3mMyoCPQk/video.html
Aladdin (2019): The Same, But Worse
crescent. More like
Aladdin (2019): bet you’re missing the warm touch of Robin Williams now aintcha?
and soul-less
I fear no man, but that thing...
*Will Smith Genie*
It scares me.
Sarasaland Subserviant too relatable.
Really? C'mon, we all know that smiling Adum is much scarier.
One shatters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie inside that lamp...
I agree with you also tf2 reference
Thumbs up for all TF2 references
Jasmine in this can actually sing
Aladdin sounds like text to speech
Omigod 😂 So true 👌🏻
at least he’s pretty 🤣
@@EmmaKantz lol but Jasmine is unfortunately a lot less hot than her cartoon version.
5:28
_Oh my god that was so bad_
It sounds like Jasmine is genuinely having a wonderful time and Aladdin is just like "Bitch I swear to god"
Bitch. I. Swear. To. God. Don't. You. Dare. Close. Your. Eyes.
Best part is that he’s saying this because you really don’t wanna miss that amazing dark blue and black, boring ass looking waterfall!
This Aladdin remake... is NOT GOOD *explosion*
Need to get melon in here with the red flannels to truly get the message across
🍈🍈🍈🍈💥💥💥👨🏻🦲
Yourmovathy suckstano
Willthony Smithtano
Don't get it.
“So I just saw the 2019 version of Aladdin and just as expected it gave me cancer!”
THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE BOYS
@BroDoYouEvenMovies That is title genius!
Haha, I hit the like button as quick as I could after that sentence!
*Hears cover of A Whole New World*
“Don’t you dare close your eyes” I wish I could close my ears.
*Hears Will Smith autotune in Prince Ali*
MY EARS ARE LEAKING!
I immediately noticed the autotune, not just in Prince Ali, it's also in Friend Like Me.
I almost barfed, my face is itching from cringing too much.
the fact that will smith was actually a musician at some point but needed to rely so heavily on autotune apparently. hilarious lol
Doesn't help that 18 year old Aladdin looks two days away from 30 lmao
Wait, Aladdin was supposed to be eighteen? Jeez I thought they were supposed to be in their mid-thirties.
@Don't Reply Yes it did. Oh yes it did.
@Don't Reply Applejack: This movie is awesome! I loved it. One of the best films of 2019. Will Smith did a very awesome job as the Genie. You should be grateful for Disney. They did you guys a favor and I will not have you spit on their faces. Including that guy who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut.
@@jasonethridge4506 Grateful for what? For butchering Aladdin and Genie, latter being my all-time favourite Disney character ever? For twisting the theme of freedom and the message "be yourself" into "women needs to rule and better than men no matter what"? For turning timeless humor into the cringiest awkward humor ever?
Sorry, I'm not going to praise Disney for just remaking the same movies just putting today's agenda in.
@@zitagirl1 Sunset: Well, tell me what do you have against Disney? Why do you hate them so much? It's never going to make you feel better about yourself.
I saw the title to this video and whispered, “oh no.”
You already know what's going down when the movie is still in theatres but he doesn't call it "Quickie"
I saw it and said 'Oh, yes'
I saw the title, then I watched the video, then I saw Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf in my recommended videos to play next, then I said "oh yes."
*whispered
@@insertmemorableusernameher6795 *nerd
I just realized that the Sultan won't be a cute little marshmallow anymore. 😢
I was sad when I saw that.
He's also the Shadow King from Legion. He'll fuck up everyone's heads.
A YMS review of the new Lion King in the style of the Oldboy review would be so cool tbh
Ow! Father!
YES!!!
FAATHAA
*One day brother,one day*
MUFATHA
Don't let this review distract you from the fact that CZcams plays TWO ads before every video now
Chris J GOD I hate it when companies pull that shit, it wastes time. Luckily, I have ad blockers.
what's an ad
@@KOTEBANAROT
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CZcams premium; can't relate.
“Dont be suprised if I don’t see the new lion king”
These were the words that sealed his fate
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
I had a chuckle with him warning he wouldn't wait until digital release... Then he goes to the cinema hmwith his mom because "I wanted to watch this movie as soon as possible"
"so what are we some kinda Disney cashgrab?"
MArGoT RoBbIe is Cinderalla confirmed
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Y'all Mickys must be crazy
Ahhh, that's hot
The best version of Aladdin is the Family Guy one.
holy shit
i havent heard adam get legitimately angry in a long time
IM gonna BLAST
Can you blame him?
We all get those moments. Truth be told I havent seen him this mad since Cloverfield Paradox or Nymphomaniac.
Can you blame him?
It seems like he had an intimate relationship with the OG film.
"I'll torture myself in the comfort of my own home, thank you very much."
That's going into my list of favorite YMS quotes. 😄
Self-isolation before quarantine was a thing.
Aladdin: Make me a prince!
Will Smith Genie: You know, there's a lot of grey area around that. I can just make you a prince.
*Far away* IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED
ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
@@aurea. CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', RELAXIN' ALL COOL
This is canon
SHOOTIN’ SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
I was legit upset that the movie didn't use a joke like this.
I hate the trend of making live-action adaptions for classic animated movies. The point of animation is to create a more flexible form of fiction that exceeds the limitations of real life. Certain things don’t translate well into live-action _because it’s not supposed to._ Animated fiction is easily more charming than live-action and should be left alone as their own finished products instead of being blueprints for a future live-action movie. 🤦🏽♀️
This comment is underrated as fuck
@StrawberryCola, you do realize that Disney is making these live action movies, because the copyright on their old movies is about to expire, right? It's not done out of greed like 99.9 percent of the internet believes.
@@Stew91 copyright? But dont they own it?
@@Yoshikage8008 Copyright can expire after years.
Justin Stewart If that’s true then sure, but I still hate it. It goes for anything outside of Disney as well. The unfortunate thing is most of their popular animated movies would be awkward to adapt into live-action. Either that, or they’re terrible at being able to pull it off seamlessly while recapturing what made the source material good.
The most I know about this movie is I was on a flight to Japan and someone next to me was watching it and they started skipping the singing parts.
Lol
Hilarious.
"Don't you dare close your eyes, eh?" ~ Canadian Aladdin
sorey, I blinked, what was it aboot?
Don't be a hoser or they'll take the boots to ya!
I died laughing when Jasmine started singing her new female empowerment song as she was being dragged Away by two men.
The mere idea of a female sultan would've gotten her beheaded...
Right? The sequence was edited in a way that made me think that she just gained ex machana powers because shes female. Then it snapped to reality and it just made me fucking laugh so hard i probably annoyed most families in the theatre
@@Mate397 not really lmao en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultanate_of_Women
It brought the plot to a screeching hault. I actually yelled "oh come on!" In the theater
hilarious
"It felt like the same but significantly less"
So this is what they mean by "the opposite of love is indifference". Being bad isn't as bad as being forgotten.
The darkness is used to hide flaws in the renders of the environments such as bad textures and shadowing. you can see this is games that give you a light to see in darkness. if you look hard enough you can find stretched out textures in the corners of things in the environment.
Today I learned. Thanks!
Nigga you look like Aladdin
Ok thanks for this information! Now I know why everything is so dark. It still looks like shit and Disney shouldn't do these garbage remakes.
@@marioruvalcaba9487 For the sake of my confidence in humanity, please tell me you're joking....
@@marioruvalcaba9487 Bro that's M. Night Shyamalan
“Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!”
RIP Robin Williams
@@mack1131 oh you bastard
F
Crick in the balls if you've seen that YTP.
I knew it was going to suck, I've hated pretty much all of the Disney remakes except jungle book. The original Aladdin holds such a special place in my heart that I refuse to watch them butcher it as they did with Beauty and the beast.
Beauty and the Beast was a good movie.
@@PrestonCormack said no one ever.
@@PrestonCormack you mean Emma Watson?
VoldemortTheNoselessFreak No was Emma Roberts
I will never get the jungle book hype(the remake), I wouldn't say it stands even close to the original, but I gess people have diferent opinions.
“Mmm yummy, give me more didney poopies”
-YMS 2019
“Mmm yummy, *please* give me more didney poopies”*
Clearly you're not a *true YMS fan*
I read this before I heard it and thought this was a funny fakequote
i fucking diiiiied
I was at work watching this and I had to contain my laughter at that part
for some reasons i heard "boobies" instead of "poopies"
Sorry for your Cancer diagnoses.
Maybe _Neil Breen_ can heal you.
There’s no “maybe” about it
Bold decision, underestimating Lord Breen's power like that.
Neil Breen needs to hack and expose Hollywood with his eBay laptops next film.
WreckingWood he’s going to expose all these nyaaational and international film companies
@@MojiBeau Sony email leaks would be a tiny stream compared to the dam Neil Breen will burst.
I-can showyou, theworld...
Shi-ning shmring splen-did.
I-can showyou, the world, aye
dOnT yOu DaRe ClOsE yOuR eYeS
oh good i was about to watch the Cool Cat review for the 400th time
okay now i can do that
I occasionally come back just for the Death Grips and To Catch a Predator bits because they're that good.
that may be the magnum opus of yms reviews
@@zoidbergmaybe I love that there is a movie out there that low-key promotes beastialiy.
Daddy Derek to Momma Cat: Come over here. *Hugs, takes a sniff and says * Mmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmm
Adumz: 🤔🤔🤔🤔
"This movie reminds me of The Last Airbender:" the last thing you wanna hear about a movie.
Honestly, the biggest problem I have with this film comes down to how they changed the characters to try and make them more ‘fleshed out’, when it really didn’t fit the plot. Jasmine now wanting to be the Sultan over her original desire to just be free from the restraints of the palace now makes her relationship with Aladdin just an afterthought. In the original, they both talked about how they felt trapped, and the connection they share over their mutuality. It was beautiful, because you saw how being rich didn’t make Jasmine any more happy than Aladdin. There’s no real reason for her and him to fall in love in this movie outside of ‘because that’s what the story is about’. It also takes away from a Whole New World. The whole reason this scene is great is because Aladdin essentially gives Jasmine what she wants. A chance to see the world, and experience what she never could. It’s what made him different than the other suitors, who could only offer her what she already had. Again, this film is more concerned with making Jasmine’s motivations about being sultan, so this scene comes off as utterly pointless. Or, hell, even the scene that led to them meeting in the first place doesn’t work. Jasmine gives a boy an apple from a cart and doesn’t know you have to pay for them. In the original movie, this was understandable since she had never left the castle walls before, so it made sense. Here, you’re telling me she’s snuck out of the palace before, AND claims to know/care about Agrabah’s people than anyone else, yet she doesn’t know basic things about how their system works? How is she qualified to be Sultan, again?
Or Jafar. In the original, he was a twisted man that was well-trusted in the palace by everyone. But here, he’s an insecure little bitch that isn’t intimidating in the least. The head of the guard doesn’t trust him, the Sultan barely seems to trust him, and Aladdin as Prince Ali knows Jafar was the one that betrayed him, yet they do nothing and allow him to be in such a high position of leadership in the palace. None of the guards questioned Jafar ordering them to kill Prince Ali, yet they supposedly already know he’s not exactly trustworthy. In the original, them just blindly following his orders made sense. They had no reason to be suspicious of him. It made him so much more mysterious and vicious, whereas now he’s just some insecure guy that no one trusts anyway. It makes everyone in the palace seem stupid.
And lastly, Aladdin. The movie spends so much more time trying and failing to flesh out other characters like Jasmine’s handmaiden or the royal guard that they forget to give the protagonist of the film any character. If anything, they instead take away from what they had on him. Him stealing bread in the beginning, for example, was important because he only steals the bare essentials. We see he only does it to survive, which also shows us, based on the guards’ reactions, that the very law that’s supposed to be protecting them is strict and more harmful than helpful. In this film, however, they’re way more justified, since he’s stealing possessions, rather than necessities. So he goes from being a clever and likeable street rat that just wants to survive, to a bland thief that the movie keeps insisting has more to him. They throw the entire point of the movie, that the only differences between Aladdin and Jasmine is essentially just a flawed class system, away for the sake of elements that don’t even end up servicing the movie well. Those are my two cents, at least.
I thought it was pretty cringy that he has that whole song about why he steals and then immediately is like "Oh yeah, that lute is.. borrowed" Like come on...
saw you gave this a 1/10 on IMDb, so i've been WAITING for this and it did not disappoint lol
Whoa wait, can you follow people on IMDb?
next level creeping
I bet you guys who don't check his IMDb didn't even know he rated a movie 10 recently. Ha, we got an early treat.
What's his IMDb handle?
@@user-no2vw8tm2s YourMovieSucksDOTorg lol
*Will Smith:* I could just make you a prince...
*Aladdin:* GUESS WHAT? A FRESH PRINCE.
The Fresh Prince of Aladdin.
In West Arabia born and raised.
Near the minefield's where I spent most of my days
Fesh Prince.
prince ali of bel-air
You didn't mention the part where they slightly sped up the footage of Aladdin running away from the guards. Editing like that really grinds my gears!
"Don't. You dare close your. EYES!"
*pulls out a gun*
Yeet
+CB96-If you thought that was bad, I only lost my shit when I heard the first minute of Arabian Nights (on Google Play, so no money went to buying that piece of abomination, thank you. . .). The instrumental is still fine for the most part since they got Alan Menkin to do the score again but. . .Will Smith. . .who for the record used to be a rapper/singer for a career. . .is completely off key. . . .He's barely hitting these notes the WHOLE TIME to where it almost sounds like he's constantly gasping for air. . .Mind you, Will Smith WAS a rapper. Before he gave it all up after 2005, he could actually. . .hit a damn note. . .He wasn't the best rapper by any means but for crying out loud, he knew the basics. Flow, rhythm, timing, etc. How the fuck is it that you get Will Smith. . .and he can't even damn sing?!!?!?!?
Don't you dare close your EYEEEEEEEES. IT'S THE ONLY WAY....
Aladdin sang that because Jasmine was covering her eyes. She was too scared to look at the veiw
I may not agree with some of your reviews and opinions, but I do wholeheartedly agree with your stance on Disney. Disney used to be a dream machine, pumping out soulful imaginative spectacles that touched millions of people, now they’re just one big corporate mess with a monopoly on almost all pop culture and media.
To quote you, Mr. Reviewer-
“Fuck Disney”
Yeah, even though I disagree with a lot of his reviews, I agree that Disney remakes of this stuff is unnecessary.
@@pyerack frozen 2 is coming out, that looks promising at least. That's somewhat original.
Most of their live action films are forced and unneeded pieces of shit, but The Jungle Book was great imo. And The Lion King looks amazing too. They should just get Jon Favareu to direct all of them lol
Disney never had a soul
@@JakeG-gp4qt May I ask what looks amazing about The Lion King? Because based on what we've seen so far, it just looks like the original except with worse character designs and a less expressive color palette.
They tried so hard to make jasmine empowered but somehow she never managed to do anything. She just mopes around for most of the movie and when she finally gets her big power ballad moment jafar is just like fuck you and stops her immediately. The original character had so much attitude and personality.
It's funny how movies are more feminist when they don't try to specifically make it feminist.
Mulan, Belle, Jasmine, Nala; all of these female characters were perfectly capable and had at least some degree of autonomy in their original movies. Then in the 2010s Disney forced their own souless, corporate 'yass queen slay' feminism into characters and reducing them to a single archetype when these four characters had wildly different, distinct personalities before. The irony of corporate feminism, not to be confused with genuine feminism, is that female characters end up having less scope, they can't have any weaknesses because they've gotta be strong and independent at all times. Yeah what a great message for young children. You're not a real woman unless you're an asshole to everyone for no reason and can curb stomp any enemy that comes towards you with ease. I'm sick of it.
@@goingunder2548 the corporate soullessness of Disney has basically ensured that they can never produce anything truly subversive or boundary pushing. case in point every 'canonical gay character' that has 5 seconds of screen time. they don't actually care but they'll insert the most banal watered down progressive take if it makes them a few extra bucks
Knockoff Canadian Aladdin starring a middle-aged fresh prince didn't get a good score?
"Gib me more Disney poopies"
-Adam 2019
they make it dark so they will be able to put in less details. it's a cheap move.
I'm so, dare I say, triggered, by how incredibly fake it looks… The sets and the costumes.... they don't transport you to another world but remind you that in fact they are sets and costumes. Look at Raiders of the Lost Ark (an example of a Middle Eastern location) it looks lived in and real. Look at the costumes for Lord of The Rings, incredible. This looks gaudy and plastic!
laflugantabastardo yes i noticed it!
It looks like a made-for-TV movie.
ForceMaximus84 yesssss ugh
"Give me more Disney poopies" 10/10 youre quotable af my dude
yea
Give me more dithney poppies
"I can show-you-the-world, shining, shim-mer-ing, splendid..."
The arhythmic way in which the actor portraying Aladdin sang the phrase "show you the world" and the word "shimmering" makes it pretty obvious that this actor has no musical training and no sense of rhythm. In the recording studio while dubbing the vocals, I'm pretty sure the only direction given to him was to listen for the individual beats in each measure because the actor probably can't read music. And then they probably just synced his voice to each measure's downbeat and played around with editing each syllable and autotuning every note just to make it sound remotely presentable.
Because this issue wasn't nearly as prevalent in the original, it's pretty obvious Disney just phoned it in this time around.
You fail, F minus minus, see me after class.
(I'm a bit of a music nerd, so forgive me for sounding Iike a snob)
Get this to 2k likes
Worst place in the world. Rolling heights YMS country
They should make a live action remake of mrs doubtfire starring will smith
Shitty remake btw
*ah
Im also tiref of just getting quickies all the time
The reason everything has to be dark is because that's what people think "real" looks like for some reason. Somehow tv/film have convinced people that the real world looks super dark and grey and gritty... Which is false. The world is vibrant. Even grey days are pretty vibrant compared to these movies.
The other reason these movies are so dark is in order to make all the CG look better. CG needs to be hidden or obscured using lighting techniques because our eyes are really good at picking up wonky looking stuff.
The worst part is is, it takes away from all the interesting color palettes and energetic animation which is a large reason these movies appeal in general. A lot of people think the lion king will be good because it is all CG but I promise everyone, it will look dark and grey and kinda bland just like the trailer for the movie look.
I would have thought is was being used to washout the lackluster CG. I've noticed for a lot of older games of mine that haven't aged as gracefully on modern TV's, reeling in the brightness setting can wash out rough edges and keep things from looking too flat. So in theory, you can use the same cheap technique applies here.
Want good live action versions of the disney classics?
Look up the Broadway shows.
These movies can not hold a candle to those shows, actual care was put into them!
Yes! It's the only musical I've been lucky enough to see live. The movie would be 10 times better if it had Michael James Scott as Genie.
there was some stage show that was meant to be aladdin in base concept but like there were warring kingdoms based on Disney vs Pixar, and from what my husband tells me it's *very* entertaining!
Wow another 1/10, things are really looking up for films in 2019
Well every year is going to have its ups and downs
I mean tbf, Shazam was the first superhero movie he gave a legitimately good review for
I feel Adam is being particularly pessimistic this year tbh. It has been a shit year overall.
@@aliar86 isn't he always this pessimistic though?
@@Reckno64 idk, not really with reviews i think.
What’s the point for these live action remakes???
Oh yeah, *_MONEY_*
Geared for dung Indian poppie heads with no idea about culture or anything
Sardonicast quote, nice. I think movies should be made with quite a lot of care an creativity
[mrkrabs.mp4]
1/10. oh YIKES. been a while since one of those
Actually MA got that rating like a week ago.
Holly would if she could, and she will it was all good just a week ago
Saw this with my wife, everything he said was exactly what I thought, eerily so. I was angry watching it, they had a perfectly good template and they removed parts that were good for parts that were bad, and made it longer. Horrible.
"It's closer to a 0 than a 2.
-After this movie
Adum: *I cant get the cap off!*
Mad Cat 74 *Chokes on my cereal* 😂😂😂
Good old days
Best comment. I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
>Yago is a blend realistic parrot
>Abu is terrifying
>songs are autotuned
>Jasmine is progressive
>Will Smith is the best part
>Aladdin sounds Canadian
I can't stop laughing
Magerama and is it just me or did Jafar and Aladdin look the same age? I always thought Jafar was supposed to be an older sorcerer.
Yes, very progressive, putting a woman who is half white as the first non-white Disney princess ever depicted. I'm sure there were absolutely no talented indian actresses with brown skin (matching the original Jasmine) who would have been amazing in this role. It's fine. This is fine.
@@sarahperkins6421 yeah how many of them? 1.5 billion now? nah not a chance you could find one. nope not one. ever!
@@sarahperkins6421 the character is progressive, not the choise made by diney. Also apparently they painted white extras brown.
@@sarahperkins6421 Naomi Scott isn't white.
"When they started singing a whole new world i wanted to vomit" YMS 2019
that should be on the poster :3
this comment is underated af
That guy sings horribly, I can't blame anyone
Alex 520 it sounds like it literally is giving him pain to say each word
The live action remake ain't got nothin' on the original
Best review yet. Your unbridled passion of hating this movie is very inspiring
One could call it...an unbridled rage.
I swear if YMS starts one of these with a "Hello there Ladies and Gentlemen" I'll lose my shit
I don’t know, that A Wrinkle In Time quickie is hard to top
damn. 1/10. savage. just the way i like it.
PSYCHO FEMALE BLOWIN UP THE PHONE LINE
The best bit is how he guessed his response to Lion king- but severely underestimated how much he would torture himself with it
*Sees Aladdin review from YMS*
“Ah that’s hot, that’s hot”
And his review of the movie?
"Ah, that's not hot!"
@@TheLeadhound no
6:18 now you know how I felt about Alien Covenant when you said "I didn't really care, but I imagine someone who did like the Alien series being pissed off."
This is exactly how it is.
Chris Stark your profile Pic is really bad it really good
Ailen:Covenant is soo much worse than Prometheus and Alien:Resurrection. At least Resurrection was a fun shitshow and Prometheus had its moments and it didn't violate the original Alien legacy like Covenant. Fuck Covenant=1/10
Exactly. Prometheus was so good but Alien Covenant is a FUCKING disgrace to the franchise. Ridley Scott is the new George Lucas.
Prometheus gets a bad rap.....
I enjoyed it....the one after? Oh no lord no......
1:59 Who else expected a jump-cut to "DENIED!! SIT DOWN!!"
"Stop making everything dark, Disney!"
Jesus, am I glad somebody finally said it.
EDIT: I should clarify that I was mostly referring to how gritty and edgy Disney movies are, not just the dark lighting. I mean, who would want a dark and edgy Hot Topic wannabe Lion King over the colorful, friendly looking one? It seems that everybody does, and that annoys me.
Yeah sorry about that, we had to render it darker because the light made our models look even worse😂
There's probably a practical reason for this, CGI artists say that well lit scenes are harder to work with than dim ones so Disney is probably saving a ton of money on effects by making their entire movies dark.
That really just reinforces the point that this movie is yet another lazy Disney cashgrab.
And I thought the DCEU was too dark.
I Absolutely adore dark disney movies such as Hunchback of Notre Dame and such but yea taking the lively old movies like lion king and making em all serious is a huge nope for me.
Positive points on Aladdin?
*The hardest choices require the strongest of wills.*
Will Smith becoming a meme twice in the span of 2 months
Strongest of will smiths
The Genie videos Lumpy Touch made.
(Adam bashes Detective Pikachu)
Adam's not the target audience for this, so he shouldnt be reviewing it. I'm so sick of his negative schtick
(Adam bashes Aladdin)
Woohoo! Glad to see you tearing this movie to shreds!
CW there are plenty of people that do-it’s not a perfect film but plenty find it fine-to compare detective pikachu to something like these Disney remakes is insulting considering the filmmakers actually respected the source material
@CW Listen I don't care about either (Hell I never seen DP and will is never going to be interested) movie but were did they say Detective Pikachu was good? All they said was we shouldn't compare DP to the Disney remake because the people behind it care unless that in some language I didn't know about translates into it's good.
Besides, you cannot, you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT replace Robin Williams.
Unless it's with Willy "Will" Smith
Luke S. That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo
0:07 that’s all we need. Video over. Thanks YMS, keep up the honest reviews
Adum gave Suicide Squad a 2/10. That's saying a lot.
movie length 128 minutes, review length 8 minutes
Adum, u just saved 2 hours of my life. A sincere, heartfelt thank you.
I haven't seen the original Alladin movie, but the live action one really isn't that bad as it's made out to be. This dude is just blinded by his nostalgia goggles.
@@stanpines9011 If you've seen the original then you would know that they just recycled an entire movie but put less effort into it. Of course if you haven't seen the original that won't bother you.
@@stanpines9011
I haven't read your comment, but your wrong and stupid
"DOAN YEW DEYR CLOSE YER EYES"
For freedom!
#metoo eh Jasmine?
"This is just going to get dated really quickly. The 2D animation still holds up and this film will not!" *THANK YOU.* I was just thinking about this in relation to the first Toy Story. It's still a great movie, but those graphics are WAY dated now. That's why hand-drawn animation has a sort of timeless charm that pure CGI will likely never match: The more human effort you put into a piece of art, the longer a shelf life it has.
This review is perfection to my ears!
As soon as they started singing "a whole new world" I left to go pee and as soon as I got back that scene ended
So you missed the worst of it, then
I feel like the song violated my ears so you really didn't miss out on anything.
The "Prince Ali" number was so underwhelming, I was crushed.
@@blaisetelfer8499 i know right? The movie had *ZERO* spectacle. Why didn't they go all out on the musical numbers? A crappy Bollywood movie has better musical theatrics than this
I saw someone get up at the same time and return at the end of the scene. My exact thought was, "They didn't miss anything."
Spicy ‘pinions is what I subbed for and I am not disappointed.
You should review older movies that you like or people consider classics in quickie format.
ps I do realize sardonicast is a thing
He's doing lists for that. Next one's already in the making (2007 i think).
I wish I didn't realize Sardonicast was a thing. Ralph is fucking insufferable.
I'm surprised Adam didn’t mentioned the horrible fact that the Genie has a ROMANTIC INTEREST In the movie!
Seriously, not only the character was awful, but the romance was forced as hell.
At least it makes my headcanon plausible, that the merchant at the beginning was making his fanfiction as he was telling it to his children and was like “Oh shit! I forgot to include mommy as a character! Errrrm... JASMINE HAS A SERVANT AND SHE IS ALSO IN LOVE WITH THE GENIE!”
Did they even watch the show?
Holy shit what?! Tell me more
MQF II surprised they didn’t make him gay tbh
@@nahimgood9725 Unfortunately Disney will not do that to a good guy for a long time, because they get too much money from China/Russia.
Kirsten Großmann Oh, not much.
At the beginning of the movie, it shows a family sailing a boat, the merchant (also Will) says he'll tell the story of this boat to his children. (Cue to Arabian Nights)
Jasmine has a head mistress that tends to her needs and Is also her best friend.
The Genie hangs around In his human form (regular Smith) as Ali's servant/right hand.
Alongside the initial spark, Aladdin asks the Genie to “distract” the mistress to allow Al to break into Jasmine's room and start “A Whole New World” as the Genie and Mistress go for a walk togheter.
6:26 LITTLE DID HE KNOW…
holy shit i haven't seen YMS this angry for a long time
*sees a 1/10*
Oh boy yeah
6:27 this aged incredibly well
It would've been hilarious if after that end rant, he gave it a 10/10.
Ladondorf Then it would have taken three different letters to do that.
UMMM YUMMY GIMME DAT DIDNEY POOPIES
well I'm for sure not eating anything today
Isy Eskenazi I feel like that’s what everyone who goes to see these remakes says to themselves going into the theater.
7:03 just in case you were looking for it
I literally only enjoyed Will Smith. He really felt like the only one trying and I appreciated that sksknxn
*notification*
Adum is about to end this man’s whole career
Except not, because there is no penalty for failure in Hollywood anymore
If you're talking about Guy Ritchie -- fingers crossed.
They’re making a ton of money on this film. Everyone who made it will be rewarded, not punished.
@@floraposteschild4184 guy ritchie made very british crime flicks. there's no way getting credited for aladdin's gonna do any harm to his career
@@louschwick7301 There's also King Arthur -- remember that fat recent turkey? I don't care for his broey Sherlock Holmes films, but I guess some people do -- #3's in the pipeline. As long as he sticks to things like that and his very british crime flicks, fine.
Adam talking about 2019 Lion King in this is very ominous with the review now out.
4:35 This 10 seconds clip is more entertaining and visually impressive than the entire live-action movie. The fluidity and quality of the animation is frankly breathtaking.