Comparison: Lies Told By Parents
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- čas přidán 12. 03. 2023
- In this comparison video, we will show you some common lies told by parents. Did your parents tell you that babies are made when parents kiss? Or that your face would get stuck if the wind changed direction?! Watch this video to find out! What lies were you told?
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My girlfriend says I'm a compulsive liar.
That's a bit rich coming from someone who doesn't exist.
Hello!
Vir of gin
ouch
*_Dude trying to say he's one of us in a funny way_*
Ouch
My Parents told me Minecraft will lower my IQ, me who learned English with Minecraft😑
I learned how to spell with Roblox!
Edit: TY FOR 33 likes
same
I don't know why the game always gets blamed even though they don't do anything, they just relieve our stress
Knowledge isn’t IQ
Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
One time my mom refused to buy me a $88 TV, but then a few weeks later she bought my dad a $400 TV. 😑
Oof
Well maybe the 88usd tv sucked She might have more knowledge than ya
@@Radu33-
You know what?
Buy a $100 Samsung Galaxy S6
Everytime i was mad my dad said he would call the police so he just took his phone up and said "I got a son who is very angry can you arrest him?" And when i got normal again he just took his phone and said "Never mind he is fine" 😭😭
Same but he said he will call my school 🥲
same bro, it scared me all the time 😅
when i cried my mom did the same, but when my dog started barking my mom said: it's the officer's dog 😭
Same he says he will return me from “Walmart”
"I don't have games on my phone"
"What about candy crush mom? Your level 1031!"
Got me laughing😂
lol🤣
"earthquake happens when god farts"
me: then what about landslides?
0:13 i believed this until when we were driving by i saw a deer on the road with its guts hanging out.
Jesus Christ.
Omg
I was told watching too much TV would make my eyes square shaped😂
Yeah, my mom was big one “reading in dark will ruin your eyes” and I believed it😂😂😂
Same but that never stopped me from reading.
That last one got personal 💀
Parents: "Car won't start when you sit in the front."
Also parents: **sitting in the front**
Parents -U GET 10000 WORDS A MONTH
Eminem- Oh really?????????
edit - U guys are being so nice!
here before this gets famous
bro became a rapper to prove his parents wrong 💀
Lmao
8 year olds watching this be like: 👁👄👁
2:55 MY DAD SERIOUSLY WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET TO GET MILK AND CAME BACK A MONTH LATER I'M NOT EVEN JOKING 😭
😢😢😢
Salute 🫡 maybe he’s still waiting in line
No one told me the Internet turns off at 6 PM
When I was young my mum told me that sitting in front of my wii would give me sqaure like eyes. But i said i didnt mind sqaure eyes and I never saw her say it again
respect
Respect
∞ Respect
The candy crush: *you’re level 1013 Mom!* 😂
My grandma: Level 3000+ on Candy Crush, imagine what I have to deal with!
My dad always gave my sister more than me so I never believed him when he said he loved us equally
And mom was kinda rude to me
@@Westside297 sorry about that.
Oh wow your dad loves her more than you, that's tough.
Are you the older one ?
@@catsarelit5305 yea
1:30 the games thing, my mom says she doesn't have games but is like lvl 5000 on candy crush.
2:54 I knew it would say that
"vegetables"
also him: *puts tomato and orange in there*
''soda is made out of vegetables''
me: yay ill be healthy
My parents say i get dumber when i use electronics,meanwhile me who learned that my dad wont come back when he says "Im gonna get the milk dont worry im coming back soon" from the internet.
My mom tells me that if I cross my eyes when the wind blows and I'm still doing that I'll still be like that forever
My dad is Asian so I always believed he got all A+ on his tests, I still believe him to this day
“babies are made when parents kiss”
*them kissing*
their child: YAY IM GONNA HAVE A NEW SIBLING
their made when they s**
@@joelcastro7134 they're*
why did you even censor it
@@dropwantstodie that’s not what he was censoring
My parents doesn't say it but at 6 PM and 6 AM every day internet really turns off
"Really? Soda is really made out of vegetables? I'm gonna drink 9273 cans then!"
Parents saying "CZcams will make your Eyes Blind"
Learned more things on CZcams then in School
Even 2 Language's:
Englisch, Farsi
And i never became Blind
*than
*languages
کونکش دروغگو چجوری تو یوتیوب فارسی یاد گرفتی دهن سرویس؟
@@rayanpaslar3091 Pakistani men online.
@@Inkyminkyzizwoz
*Sailor Jupiter
*Sailor Neptune
@@jamesperis9040 What are you on about?
0:03 If you don't have siblings this is true
1:32 my mum is at candy crush level 10768 currently lol
Mine is level 20645
@@xtheshadow_yt gosh 😅
Mines at 23571
Mine 537657
*Rookie numbers. Mine is 2567824*
Dad said you will become a ditch digger if you don’t get good grades. Turns out ditch digging pays a lot.
2:54 that is why I ask my dad if I can go with him to get the milk. Works every time.
2:54 the trend has come again
NOT THE MILK-
I was today years old when i found out that you won't get sent to prison for having your lights on in your car at night..💀💀
(True)Parent's: You can't have a phone until your 12
My friend who's nine: Has an iPhone 13 and gaming computer
I should’ve had a phone 6 days ago
I have a phone. [who asked] *NOBODY ASKED I CAN TALK WHENEVER I WANT*
My friend thats 8 and has two beefed up 100000rs gaming pcs and (probably more than that)and has an iphone 14 pro max
I'm a girl who live's in Indonesia and i am 7 years old and i have a phone since I WAS 3😑😑😑
@@keikoandkayleen1234 well same but I'm an older boy
Mom: soda is made out of vegetables
Me: yay now I'm drinking my greens
"Soda is made out of vegatable" bro that will make me want to drink more since they say vegatable is healthy
GENIUS
Did it say about the “I will do that in a minute”one or something like that
“THE PHONE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES GO SQUARE”
yeah right 🗿
“I will think about it”, later, “I will think about it”, later, “what did you ask me?”
0:44 Pfft… yeah right… my dad knocks out all 11 00PM or very rarely, 11 30PM
31% = Mostly definitely not.
69% = Yes or no.
my dad is still buying the milk ( hopefuly)
1:57 U TURN TO MINECRAFT
0:39 , We can't get a dog, i'm allergic!! I BELIEVED THAT XD
im here
These are everything my parents told me as a pre schooler
0:34 Idk what the "soda is made of vegetables" is meant to prove because if I believed that then I would have been chugging multiple bottles a day under the impression that it's healthy.
the las one💀
“Earthquake Happens When God Farts” 💀💀💀💀💀
My dad didn't do that milk joke, he told the truth and my mom understood that she found the wrong partner,
oh
me: gets dangerous red spots
my careless mom: its because of that damn pc
Once I got a headache because of a fall I told them they banned me from video games for 2 weeks bruh
Mine is : my parents say "vegetables make you smarter"
They wouldn’t tell you soda is made out of vegetables because they want you to eat vegetables
Actually, I asked my mum if I could get a pet black cat and she said “maybe”.
And this year for a present, I GOT ONE! I Called him shadow.
Mom once told me people can run out of voice. I was never really a talker but her tolerance was below zero at the time I guess
Same, my parents said the same thing.. at first I believed it. I was 6 yr old.. (I am too talker and my parents get annoyed bc I talk way too much
@@Elgattox ITS REAL I ALMOST LOST MY VOICE FOR TALKING 10K TIMES A DAY!
My parents told me thunder was just God and the devil bowling 💀
sus
Parents: You can't have phones untill you're 12
*That one friend who has 6 year old and having an IPhone 14 Ultra and a gaming pc* : Poor guy
Who believed that Santa doesn't come if you don't go to sleep. We are stopping here with santa.
Parents never have a favorite child! I know my parents very well. They love us equally.
),:
Thats what you think...
Thats what you want to believe
I wouldn't say never. I wouldn't say always.
"Babies are made when parents kiss": In the original "The Sims", this statement was absolutely true! You see, sometimes when a couple who live together kiss each other passionately, then you get the following popup, with a question: "Should we have a baby?" If you answer "yes", then a baby in a basinet would spawn in!
U play Sims cuz u have no life
@@ScottMiller-jv1se Or maybe cuz they enjoy it
It's when Mom and dad have $EX
the oil stain is traumatizing 💀
If you parents told you that games will make you mentally unstable, remember Twitter freak exist
Its true tho they can make you mentally unstable
bro went for milk
fr
fr
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My mom saying when i read in dark my eyes ruining😆
Me who’s 11.7 ready to tame the wild side: 😎😎
0:53 I went to bed at 9:30.
That early? Nahhh bro.
0:19 it's twelfth grade/ senior
When my dad says maybe it actually means “yes but don’t tell mom yet” 😂
My parents never really lied to me as much as my friends parents did, if there was a question I had with an answer I was too young for it to be appropriate, I was told "I'll tell you when when you're older", except death, I was taught that when I was 3
Now that’s good parents
Lol if my parents told me that soda was “made of vegetables” I would literally take over 5he factory to have some 24/7, and I’m watching this on a charging iPad right now
We have a DRAGONFRUIT at home!😅
Also dragonfruit, being just an apple:(0:42)
Bro up until I was 10 I really believed our dog was at a farm up-state. Was devastated when I found out the truth😞
That last one is a meme 💀
from ohio 💀💀
@@InactiveNitro that meme is dead.
I know
Playing too much video games does give you myopia
true
Me watching this at 6:00 be like: 👁️ 👄 👁️
i hope next time you sleep you dont wake up
@@loenbooth I always wake up at six?
@@loenbooth bruh Wishing death on someone cmon
2:17 Me who actually wants a tail:
You fool!
i have a tail in my pfp. i'm nyan cat.
YOU HEARD WHAT IN UR BEDROOM 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I ask Mom how are babies made she said she prayed to God, she's not wrong cause we believe in thwt but of course thats part of the step
"I walked 50 kilometers every day from home to school and opposite"
Prob swam through lava too
you forgot climbing Mount Everest
@@whentheroach9964 90 degree mountain?
“Nobody will ever hire you if you have no high school diploma”
my parents and grandparents: "This is the most important year of school".
since 2023
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my parents and grandparents: you can't own a phone until you're 12, I will borrow you a no sim card phone if you want to play mobile games.
me: but my friend has owned a phone since he was 9.
😓😓😓
My grandma would tell me if I stood too close to the TV for too long, I would lose my vision. I'd be afraid to be too close the the TV for more than one minute.
same like that now i dont believe in that im very brave to do that
I was always told a water mellon would grow in my belly if i ate the seeds haha
last one happened to me
uh
Did he come Back ?
@@ItsNarratorSystem2356it happened you too
Bruh
my parents told me video games are just a hobby
*me who learnt about instruments from my singing monsters, history from TABS ( kind of ), not to trust everyone from among us and endangered species from minecraft:*
:skull:
And me who learned English with Android, iOS, and Microsoft Windows
Also learned Japanese from Sailor Moon
2:49 never tried it but the smell already makes me wanna throw up
My dad went to buy milk when i was small and......... I never saw my dad again
REALLY!?!
“Soda is made out of vegetables”
It’s healthy and it tastes good I can drink as much as I want
i wish that was true
"this is Korean food" palestine and philippines Is my favorite country these days 😑
My mum always says "The wind will change and your eyes will stay crossed like that" gets me every time
Thanks mum
My parents told me if I ate cereal with no milk I'd turn into a leaf, but I was very young so of course I believed them.
And rain happens when god pees
bro 💀
And snow happens when God poops
The last one though.
I'm losing my braincells bc of this 💀
Guess what? I was allowed to use my phone until 9:45pm!😊
1:25 I was told that monster spray works