The True Meaning Behind Bird Mating Calls - Andrew Santino
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- Andrew Santino explains how the birds outside his bedroom window are affecting his sleep and airs his frustration with public restrooms.
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I just realized that Ive been watching this mans podcasts for like 2 years and have never seen a second of his real job
Kinda weird right only Chris can do both Delia tht is
I decided to look up his stand up and clicked this video for this exact reason
Dude.... same....
@@mikeyyyyyy3312 nah, i dont mean hes (Santino) is bad at it, just making an observation that i happened to not have watched his stand up before.
@@MyName-vg8yu I understand
The worst is when a cricket gets in your house. It's like an alarm clock going off all night and it's impossible to find it'll crawl up under the molding. Also they can survive weeks without eating somehow
I have pet frogs so I always have feeder crickets in my house, but at least I can keep the cricket container somewhere where they won't keep me awake at night. However, every now and then one of those jerks will get loose during a feeding and proceed to be a pain in my ass for the next month. It's amazing how something that constantly makes noise can be so hard to find
In college a frat brother got sucker punched by a guy from another frat. Rather than a battle royale, we took vengeance by buying 1000 crickets from petco and released them inside the other frat house. Within a month a friend in that house explained he could not sleep on account of the deafening roar of their cricket infestation; the following month the place was shut down for pest control.
Bad Friends crew checking in ☑️
Here to support Tito Andrew and all of his comedies
Yeee ready for Rudy's stand up 😂
Shut up
@@rippedchan no one asked you
The best other Tito
He cheats on his wife. And lied about being in the same hotel as Chris Cornell the day he offed himself..
How I get sleep is that I'm so exhausted from the lack of sleep the night before. I sleep like a coma patient.
Exactly 💯
Then you don't get it
The bird bit was fantastic. I like the whole set actually. The paper towels to open bathroom doors lmao it's true we want them, and garbage can by the door.
I don’t mind the air drier where you slide your hands up and down. It’s actually fast. Otherwise give me a paper towel.
Had no idea Lil Dicky manager was a comedian 😂
Same here!!
Watch his podcast Bad Friends with comedian Bobby Lee. Andrew Santino is godly and for those who only see him on Dave its a cool platform to see him in his true self
Yo same! First saw Andrew on Dave season 1 last year. Didn't think he was funny, then he appeared on Theo Von's podcast and I looked him up. Cheeto Santino's podcast Whiskey Ginger and his stand up are now among my favorites.
@@DaytripYT and whiskey ginger! I watched WG with Tiffany haddish and I tweeted at both of them and Andy liked my tweet making me all “atwitter”
He really is a genuine dude. Obviously ive never met him but he's one of the rare few who exude the genuine wholesome vibes of a good dude. His comedy is on another level. Tbh im probably sleeping bc ive hardly seen his standup but ive seen so much WG and bad friends and he's naturally unsciptedly hilarious. Of course tito bobby too but its cool to see Andrew get some spotlight
That open the door for people joke got me 😂
I laughed the whole way through, then laughed even harder at the girl to the left of him not laughing at all.
Dam he sounds just like the actual bird 🐦
3:24 same
I live in ca and yea we have the sick bird. Like ecaxtly like that
@@toxikbot5780 so do I 🤣🤣
Lets you know how often he hears them
He has the best accents too
I can so relate to the paper towel, door handle, foot wedge move...my type of comedian
Lol hes talking about a mockingbird. I had one in a tree next to my window one season.
This will forever be one of my favorite Santino bits 😂
Really??
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The bird bit was one of my favorite bits from Andrew i've seen in awhile
Its not original unfortunately :(
I adore Tito Andrew 💚
Great set! Very relatable.
When you want Bill Burr, but, like, a calmer Bill Burr.
Bill burr is cringe
@@QueenBee-pb6bt that's what someone who calls themself "Queen Bee" would say
Bill Burr's son
A nice little friendly gay Bill Burr
Lol
Lol the bird bit is pretty good
He is really funny on the TV show Dave. Plays the part perfectly.
I love that show but it is kinda weird that they bathe together 😂
Hooomygod these bits are FIRE. Glad to see the red rocket hasn't lost his edge, this is great!!
Love this guy. So honest and relatable.
Absolutely nobody would think "trash on the ground? Oh thats where the can goes" 😂
The birds, fucking cicadas, & the repeating chainsaw pattern from that idiot next door, lol .. I relate to this too much.
I literally can't lmao this might be the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen
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love this guy
The actual bird sounds 🤣
I loudly say, "You're welcome" if they don't say, "Thank you"
I didn’t know Cory Sandhagen was also a banger comedian.
The paper towels! Bahahaha! Yes!!
Bro the paper towel thing is so true
Love this man
The sound he actually made at first sounded more like a chimp monk. They sound like a bird. But are more repetitive and are louder. And at the same times.
I love this man
And here I was doing it wrong the whole time 🤣
The most relatable thing is the hot wall air. I hate the hand dryers in bathrooms.
Bro it's kinda inspiring to see that every standup is like relearning the talent. It really opens the game up. & andrew is one of the best, and even he's going through it. all love tho
i can relate to this guy haha
4:39 i thought that sounded so familiar and realized he sounds kinda like Bill Burr
I can't concentrate with that white tag on his shirt? It still works as a radio bit 🤙
actually the bird is singing a pop song. he's hunting for groupies. if she starts singing along you got her.
You can really hear the Louis influence in his setups. Ginger pride.
Louis CK
I was looking for this comment. I recognized it straight away
This was fucking legendary 🙌 hahahaha
It's Crazy to me how many people that are "long time" fans of Santino have never watched any of his Stand Up.
Man it sucks right?
Some people are funnier in natural conversation than they are in their stand up sets like Theo Von, Chris Distefano, Bobby Lee, etc. and Andrew falls in that category. I’m not saying any of those people aren’t good at what they do because they’re still hilarious but personally I find them a million times funnier when they’re just hanging out ripping on eachother.
And by the way, tons of people are funny stand ups that are only funny when they perform and not in regular conversation so it goes both ways
BIRD UP!
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Its bobby mom
RED ROCKETTT
Bobby’s mum is a really good stand up comedian
I honestly never thought he could be less funny than in his podcasts 🥱
No one cares about your opinion😂
I do the paper towel thing too.
Great bit.
Damn birds got it good
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i get mad at the birds in the goddamned tree outside my window. same time. every morning. 4 effin' AM.
Strangely enough, I love to hear birds chirping in the morning....
ESPECIALLY when they scream "D*CK" 57 times ar 5am.
That’s my guy. The door so true
Bad Whiskey Ginger Friends! We in here!
BEST! 😂💚😭
I had a nervous breakdown from birds outside my window… bastards
Wet!Wet!Wet!Wet!
ANDREW SANTINOOOOO. LOVE FROM AN UNKNOWN COUNTRY IN SOUTH EAST ASIA. I SO WANNA COME TO AMERICA ONE DAY TO SEE YOU LIVE, JUST TO SEE STAND UP.
✂️✂️
Bobby?
Bro why didn't you get that door fixed??
It’s hilarious Bc my old sanitation teacher would do the exact same thing, but only to see how often they would clean the bathrooms & that’s be part of his check list to come back or not.
Cheeto Santino! 👨🏼🦰
Lmaooo hilarious. Very original
No its not original... Check this out...
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@@ShoRealTV get a life
Lil slugger's lookin handsome there
Santino....good stuff
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Tissue on the floor makes me nuts
I’ll get a new paper towel hah
I fucking hate birds chirping. My moms always like “u don’t love that? I love that, I think it’s so pretty” and I’m like no, not at 5 am when I’m trying to go to sleep Bc I work nights so I go to sleep when the sun goes up.
Bobby lee keeps bad friend's alive
🤣🤣🤣
Anybody who sleeps more than 8 hours is unemployed
I just sleep at work
Unemployed and doesn't have kids or a dog lol
This guy gets it
He's funnier on the podcast than stand up
There’s a lot of comedians I think that about, Theo is funnier to me in podcasts than stand up.
He is money, don’t be a hater
@@mfblowfish4671 Giving an objective opinion isn't being a "hater."
@@belikereepicheep that’s funny I like theo better on standup but I like Andrew more on podcast
@@WinterM-hr3xv I think it's fair to say I've only seen Theo's standup on Netflix (full disclosure) so it could be that just wasn't his best standup. Not that it's terrible it was funny enough, but based on that I find Theo funnier in podcasts.
Was there need for the beeps
this guy's good
Bap!! bap!! baaap!!
Shout out to Whitney Cummings
So true........
This is the guy from DaveFx
The paper towel bit is very Seinfeld-esque. This guy clearly takes bits of his style from various different comedians
Tito Santino!
Damn tooting on holding the door.
I hear Louie C.K.
Trying so hard to not hear Louie C.K. but.... To no avail... Seems to be a very big influence. Intentional or not.
Been watching the PODS for a long time, this is the first time I’ve seen him at work….. gonna have to stick with the podcasts 😬
Hilarious 😂😂 I feel like we are wasting time should be easier. We’re all mammals
I think I just saw this guy outside of 7-11
And that's why many places now offer a trash bin right outside the bathroom. Blame me/ thank me.
I put my crumbled paper towel in the suggestion area...
This reminds me of s bit about cats. Same concept
More like this?
Best Other Tito.
He should get some cats
Funny!
Wow Docs friend does stand up 2??
This guy gives me hella Chris Delia vibes
0:40 In this joke you can really hear the Louie CK influence! Its just like his writing. Ginger Pride.
Wait hes the guy from dave right???? I knew he looked familiar🤯🤯🤯
#BirdsArentReal
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Is it just me, or with this current generation of stand up comedians/podcast hosts, they are much funnier in the improvised, conversational setting of a podcast than they are at stand up. I love Andrew and Bobby but their stand up is meh.
This is very Bill Burresque
If Andrew had black hair, would you say that?
Hey look it’s Dave’s partner
Love the viral attention santino getting