Taskmaster | Bob Mortimer's best bits

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  • čas přidán 16. 01. 2021
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Komentáře • 226

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 Před 3 lety +710

    “Do we strike you?” is still my absolute favourite taskmaster quote ever

  • @konstantinkostov3357
    @konstantinkostov3357 Před 3 lety +1282

    If you ever wonder how amazing Bob Mortimer is, he has 5 comedians literally speechless and breathless from laughing. I love all of them, but the man is in a league of his own.

    • @DigitalDaffodil
      @DigitalDaffodil Před 2 lety +17

      6

    • @dg8620
      @dg8620 Před 2 lety +8

      Couldn't have worded it better. I totally agree, he's a living legend. :)

    • @LudvigIndestrucable
      @LudvigIndestrucable Před 2 lety

      Shall we strike you?

    • @thomasshinnick2802
      @thomasshinnick2802 Před rokem +4

      The man is a genius

    • @joshhunt4146
      @joshhunt4146 Před rokem +9

      And he never meant to become a comedian. It was a complete accident… imagine a world without Bob Mortimer. I don’t want to

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste Před 3 lety +1277

    Ah, one of my favourites from Taskmaster.
    "Do we *_strike_* you?"

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Před 3 lety +599

    "my anus is too high"
    no one has ever said that as naturally as Bob

    • @DaanDeWeerdt
      @DaanDeWeerdt Před 3 lety +20

      That should have been on WILTY

    • @Simon_PieMan
      @Simon_PieMan Před 3 lety

      Intriguing how he knows that.

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 Před 3 lety +1

      I reckon he stole that (or was inspired by) Southpark and butters. But either way he made it his own!

    • @mbrackeva
      @mbrackeva Před 2 lety +4

      @@nicosmind3 Knowing Bob it's probably true as well...

    • @pixelfrenzy
      @pixelfrenzy Před 2 lety +6

      @@DaanDeWeerdt He made the exact same claim on WILTY, including the Reverse Lavatory idea.

  • @markgrygielewicz8047
    @markgrygielewicz8047 Před 3 lety +281

    Bob Mortimer's ability to say the most outlandishly funny things and keep a straight, just makes them all the more funny.

  • @dontaskme7004
    @dontaskme7004 Před 3 lety +802

    Bob seems like the sort of celebrity that would be exactly what you see of him on TV if you ever met him in person.

    • @JohannaSarkar
      @JohannaSarkar Před 3 lety +69

      Read ”in prison” first and thought ”yeah, probably”

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 Před 3 lety +5

      @@JohannaSarkar 😄

    • @katereid1070
      @katereid1070 Před 3 lety +8

      He's like a British Jack Black
      Or is Jack Black an American Bob Mortimer?

    • @ElSkinsio
      @ElSkinsio Před 3 lety +35

      @@katereid1070 Apart from the fact they're nothing alike. Bob is actually funny, rather than just being an over the top shouty man.

    • @katereid1070
      @katereid1070 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ElSkinsio I'm referring simply to their disposition, Jack black behaves the same on screen as he does off screen

  • @Zanda641
    @Zanda641 Před 3 lety +350

    I’m almost certain bob wrote the entire song. It gives such shooting stars vibes

    • @efil4zaggin666
      @efil4zaggin666 Před 2 lety +35

      He did, it's the same tune as one of his 'Sunderland songs' from his Athletico Mince podcast. You may be able to find them on youtube

    • @efil4zaggin666
      @efil4zaggin666 Před 2 lety +6

      The song is in Athletico Mince episode 57 - 'Ping ping'

    • @gavinmackay7670
      @gavinmackay7670 Před 2 lety +6

      @@efil4zaggin666 good knowledge, wonder what Peter Beardleys wife would think, not enough eggs?

  • @nickmilligan3662
    @nickmilligan3662 Před 3 lety +462

    The only man who could say unicorns are real and you would believe him

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 3 lety +33

      And he'd say it in such a way that would make you question everything you'd previously held to be true, including your own sanity.

    • @lpldl
      @lpldl Před 3 lety +8

      The best part is, Mark seemed genuinely concerned when Bob mentioned his all too high a-hole.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 Před 3 lety +10

      @@lpldl The reactions of the rest of the panelists when he said that 😄Every one of them was in total stitches, classic Bob😂

    • @lizziebooth5397
      @lizziebooth5397 Před 3 lety +5

      What would the name of the unicorn be?
      Good monson?
      Caramel and Waffle?
      Mavis?
      Snipers dream?

    • @christoo5125
      @christoo5125 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lizziebooth5397 .....Not Now Madam

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 Před 3 lety +305

    After seeing Bob on WILTY, I am not surpised by the the fact that videoing himself having a poo was the first idea that he came up with and was his backup plan.

  • @TurnCoatRudeBoy
    @TurnCoatRudeBoy Před 3 lety +51

    Lost it when they broke into “Rosalind is a fucking nightmare”. Hahah

  • @Bellocks1
    @Bellocks1 Před 3 lety +85

    Aisling: “hello”
    Sally: “hello”
    Bob: “Awh yeah!”

  • @maxington26
    @maxington26 Před 3 lety +240

    Bob loves the word "strike". Also I've heard his nephew is a very fast runner.

  • @reenarawat5537
    @reenarawat5537 Před 3 lety +96

    Bob reading the task and then saying "I'm not gonna have a poo" in a childish way broke me 😂😂

  • @ClaireMangoify
    @ClaireMangoify Před 3 lety +158

    I would die for this man

  • @whisperingwillowxox
    @whisperingwillowxox Před 3 lety +37

    ‘Make the coconut look like a businessman’ has me crying 🤣

  • @annafeatherston9216
    @annafeatherston9216 Před 3 lety +57

    He is the most adorable and charming person on earth.

  • @ricardobezerra2712
    @ricardobezerra2712 Před 3 lety +38

    "One of the quicker days" still is in my Top5 Taskmaster catchphrases

    • @CaughtonCandy
      @CaughtonCandy Před 2 lety +1

      All the way until I heard "absolute casserole"

  • @schpleeb
    @schpleeb Před 3 lety +146

    Pertinent questions and then it gets to Bob and “Have you stolen much in your life?”

  • @nektekket852
    @nektekket852 Před 3 lety +51

    Could we just put Bob in charge of everything please.

  • @claesfjellstrom6818
    @claesfjellstrom6818 Před 3 lety +50

    I'm so into Bob Mortimer that when I read "Bob Mortimer best bits" I thought to myself, this cannot be allowed to be on CZcams.

  • @ahrenstarr6273
    @ahrenstarr6273 Před 3 lety +21

    Bob is in top contention for celebrity you'd like to have dinner with. His conversation would be amazing.

  • @teknoma8318
    @teknoma8318 Před 3 lety +108

    bob out here, wasting perfectly good wilty material.

    • @TheDoctorPretzel
      @TheDoctorPretzel Před 3 lety +8

      I sure he has plenty 😂

    • @RTPxPJ
      @RTPxPJ Před 2 lety +7

      But also creating new Wilty material in the process; 'I hugged Alex Horne in the boot of my car'

  • @BreakerBarney
    @BreakerBarney Před 3 lety +41

    This was the best series for contestants. Just a brilliant series.

  • @Beans360
    @Beans360 Před 3 lety +97

    Funny how everyone else is crying laughing but Mark Watson just seems fascinated.

    • @SCMelArts
      @SCMelArts Před 2 lety +16

      Maybe more flummoxed than fascinated, but he is definitely trying to process what he is hearing while the others are just losing it

    • @stuboy13
      @stuboy13 Před 2 lety +2

      He's probably still wondering where his Welsh accent has gone

  • @hiroyoshi00
    @hiroyoshi00 Před 3 lety +35

    Years from now, art historians will be asking the question, "but why cheeze?"

  • @TheMadTatter
    @TheMadTatter Před 2 lety +15

    I probably watch this a couple of times a month, doesn't get old. The dispute with the Woolwich ferry slays me every time, I know the story but Bob's delivery is just classic.

  • @davesmith2194
    @davesmith2194 Před 3 lety +45

    I’m not gonna have a poo

  • @dnswuk
    @dnswuk Před 3 lety +56

    How could they edit Bob's Best Bits to under 10 minutes?

    • @skebardibardi2139
      @skebardibardi2139 Před 2 lety +1

      I just saw WILTY best of Bob Mortimer video that was hour long and still wanted more

  • @primax5503
    @primax5503 Před 3 lety +30

    1:16 the look of Mark Watsons's face of being utterly shocked is underrated lmao

  • @sidespartetc4767
    @sidespartetc4767 Před 3 lety +271

    I’ve never felt so personally betrayed by a video as when you censored their song.... the disrespect....

    • @PortsTM
      @PortsTM Před 3 lety +29

      One should never bleep out Rosalind's a fucking nightmare

    • @maxington26
      @maxington26 Před 3 lety +7

      Someone at E4's social media team needs a word.

    • @maxington26
      @maxington26 Před 3 lety +14

      @rian marky Bullshit swearing censorship has nothing to do with the outdated, useless word "woke". Clue up.

    • @maxington26
      @maxington26 Před 3 lety +9

      @rian marky Grow a vocabulary dude

    • @maxington26
      @maxington26 Před 3 lety +2

      @rian marky I see you didn't grow a vocabulary, or any knowledge. "Woke snowflake" nice one hahaha. Say it a third time, go on dude, why not? :)

  • @holaferfi
    @holaferfi Před 2 lety +3

    I've been watching Taskmaster for the first time these past few months and this series is definitely one of my favourites

  • @lucas-rp7sj
    @lucas-rp7sj Před 3 lety +10

    Doctor: you have 9 minutes and 49 seconds to live...

  • @thomasvardy2068
    @thomasvardy2068 Před 3 lety +15

    Ah yes, a remix of Bob's classic hit "Sunderland is a fucking nightmare:

  • @garchompenthusiast
    @garchompenthusiast Před 2 lety +1

    genuinely the best two short films i've ever seen

  • @ellisr.kinnear164
    @ellisr.kinnear164 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love this man so much he literally voices every bizarre thought in his head

  • @Nibelheim1989
    @Nibelheim1989 Před rokem +5

    The man's the definition of a mad genius 😂😂

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Před 3 lety +54

    "warning this clip contains strong language"
    video is censored anyway
    What. Is. The. Point. Of. The. Warning?

  • @readmycomment3157
    @readmycomment3157 Před 3 lety +14

    Sally laughing was hilarious

    • @tradtke101
      @tradtke101 Před 2 lety

      Agreed, Sally Phillips' laugh is so charming.

  • @charlottes1786
    @charlottes1786 Před 3 lety +4

    this man is insane and i love it

  • @lewisgriffin9960
    @lewisgriffin9960 Před 3 lety +6

    The song is one of Bob's B-sides from his famous "Sunderland" hit

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy Před 3 lety +26

    The toilet story absolutely killed Sally

    • @r.vanderspek3572
      @r.vanderspek3572 Před 2 lety

      Watch Aisling's face while he's telling the story...

    • @janettetrolan1841
      @janettetrolan1841 Před rokem +1

      He was in a film with Christian Slater and they both put 350 quid in for the plans of the toilet - Bob realates the story on the travel series with Richard Ayoyte (spelt wrong!) - hilarious.

  • @Spoot401
    @Spoot401 Před 3 lety +10

    I'm sad his "sausage eating device" did not make this video.

  • @daisy7278
    @daisy7278 Před 3 lety +4

    this man is unhinged

  • @eels3658
    @eels3658 Před 3 lety +15

    Why did he say ”do we strike you?”!? 😂

  • @skepsisology
    @skepsisology Před 2 lety +4

    ''I'm not going to have a poo'' - Like its clearly obvious that is the first thing on everyone's mind

  • @JonLambert1
    @JonLambert1 Před rokem +5

    Absolute joy of a man

  • @mizofan
    @mizofan Před 3 lety +4

    2:00 the cheezy bit, like a Svankmajer film, e.g Dimensions of Dialogue

  • @andrewhansford547
    @andrewhansford547 Před 3 lety +3

    Do we strike you?..😂😂😂

  • @mattmanslim
    @mattmanslim Před 3 lety +9

    Did anyone else get The Human League vibes when Bob sang?

  • @scottmccabe4893
    @scottmccabe4893 Před 3 lety +2

    The best series of taskmaster

  • @ThekingdomPod1
    @ThekingdomPod1 Před 3 lety +5

    That’s songs better than most song I’ve ever heard

  • @thingymebob4940
    @thingymebob4940 Před 2 lety +5

    Funniest man on the planet, effortless

  • @eddjordan2399
    @eddjordan2399 Před 4 měsíci

    that song at the end!

  • @morganwoolford01
    @morganwoolford01 Před 9 měsíci

    The absolute passion behind "fucking nightmare" is insanely funny

  • @stevenicks5300
    @stevenicks5300 Před 3 lety +3

    Good christ, I almost pissed myself half way through!

  • @postRMO
    @postRMO Před 3 lety +1

    this has bob written all over it

  • @alisigdeniz9286
    @alisigdeniz9286 Před rokem +2

    That Rosalind song sounds like something Morrissey would write.

    • @heather77f
      @heather77f Před 9 měsíci

      bob mortimer could write this charming man but morrisey could never write rosalind is a fucking nightmare 🫡

  • @charskull
    @charskull Před 3 lety

    Incredible

  • @chopperharris
    @chopperharris Před 2 lety +1

    Crying laughing at Rosilyn song. 😂😂😂

  • @TheDrugOfTheNation
    @TheDrugOfTheNation Před 3 lety +7

    You'd think people would crawl over broken glass to kiss my hand that shook his after a "House of Fools" filming but that has proven not to be the case.

  • @Taurex
    @Taurex Před 2 lety +3

    I guess now we know who the real identity behind the youtuber How To Basic is

  • @richardtuxford1812
    @richardtuxford1812 Před 3 lety +8

    If any one had listened to bobs Sunderland songs on athletico mince, you were recognise this track 😅

    • @lindalangart
      @lindalangart Před 3 lety +3

      I saw an article about Mick Mccarthy the other day and immediately thought "BASTARD"

  • @dcworld1076
    @dcworld1076 Před 3 lety +1

    do we strike you hahahaha

  • @joanawilson3173
    @joanawilson3173 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Bob is such a masterful storyteller. If you haven’t watched Bob on Would I lie to you, please go and watch 😂

  • @darkwave56
    @darkwave56 Před 2 lety +4

    Is it me or is Bob’s face in the thumbnail very much akin to a dachshund facial expression?

  • @imogentait5744
    @imogentait5744 Před 3 lety +28

    Bob, Aisling and Sally were ROBBED with their song about Rosalind. It goes on in my head most days whereas I cannot remember for the life of me how Nish and Mark’s song went.

    • @mattsmurfy
      @mattsmurfy Před 3 lety +11

      Couldn’t disagree more! Bush and Marks was actually a good song haha!

    • @schpleeb
      @schpleeb Před 3 lety +1

      The same tune is used for one of the Sunderland songs in Athletico Mince as well 🙂 all the songs from Mince are too qual if you haven’t heard any!

    • @mattsmurfy
      @mattsmurfy Před 3 lety +2

      Nish** stupid autocorrect!

    • @dingo137
      @dingo137 Před 3 lety +2

      I'd agree, the other song was dull and forgettable. We seem to be in a minority though, I've seen lots of people saying they really liked Wumar's song.

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist Před 2 lety +4

      I really liked Wumar's song, for one, and I do remember it.
      For all that this one is funny, it is kind of cobbled together; the amazing thing about Wumar's song to me is that somehow, in the pressing circumstances, they managed to create a song that sounds not like a parody song but like a real song, but still with clever and funny lyrics (like that bit with attention span). It's a bit in the vein of what Jay Foreman does and I really enjoy that. That, in my opinion, absolutely earned them the points they got.
      Ultimately, though, I guess music is always a matter of taste and just because I enjoy one song obviously doesn't mean others will.
      And of course the rating of the contestants in this show is frankly never the main point of the show. And even Greg clearly had trouble deciding between the teams and it was 3:2, so I'd say "robbed" is far too strong a word in the circumstances. Someone had to win and it wasn't them kind of situation; there were others where I felt far more that a good effort went underappreciated (like Lolly painting with the cake, for example: I thought that was a clever idea within the parameters of the task).

  • @NikNak
    @NikNak Před 3 lety +6

    That backwards toilet thing is called a REVERSE KANGA here in Australia

  • @Jaybers100
    @Jaybers100 Před 2 lety +1

    'Rosalind is a fucking nightmare' 😂

  • @GMss101
    @GMss101 Před 3 lety +4

    Favourite food: beans on toast. Favourite film: The Hangover. Wtffff 🤣🤣

  • @peterclarke7006
    @peterclarke7006 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I genuinely think my life would be complete if Bob Mortimer called me a fucking nightmare. 😂

  • @TPJH850
    @TPJH850 Před 2 lety +1

    "I'm not gonna have a poo."

  • @lscf
    @lscf Před 2 měsíci

    Nish just dying of laughter on the floor while Bob explains his "high anus" is peak Tasmaster

  • @sirdavidr6064
    @sirdavidr6064 Před 2 lety +2

    This misses his funniest segment from the final

  • @catherinewalker2882
    @catherinewalker2882 Před 7 měsíci

    It didn't include the quickest sneeze,, my favourite

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 Před 8 měsíci

    YES!?

  • @pinkslinky6664
    @pinkslinky6664 Před 3 lety +7

    He just looks like a coconut character

  • @murmurrrr
    @murmurrrr Před 3 lety

    Finally

  • @jtaylor3373
    @jtaylor3373 Před 2 lety +1

    All bob mortimer fans need to listen to his podcast athletico mince, bizarre but hilarious

  • @SpartanMJO12
    @SpartanMJO12 Před měsícem

    I wonder if Rosalind strides around like the prawns in District 9?

  • @TW-ks3pn
    @TW-ks3pn Před 3 lety +1

    D'yuhknowhatamean

  • @Izzno
    @Izzno Před 3 lety +4

    That's a crazy specific question but on the shot of the apple in the coconut video, isn't that the Far Cry 5 logo?

    • @jackfoy2838
      @jackfoy2838 Před 3 lety +2

      No it's 5 star the stationery brand, I know what you mean though!

    • @Izzno
      @Izzno Před 3 lety +1

      @@jackfoy2838 OH wow yeah haha, makes a lot more sense too,

  • @philthornton1382
    @philthornton1382 Před 2 lety +1

    Disappointed he left his brass hand out of this

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 Před 2 měsíci

    I adore Bob. One day, maybe they'll regulate his meds 🩷

  • @mushmello526
    @mushmello526 Před 8 dny

    He looks really similar to Kevin Spacey
    Just something I've realized, I don't care to go any deeper than that

  • @user-zr6ee6lb9m
    @user-zr6ee6lb9m Před 5 měsíci

    Of course bob asked about meat 😂

  • @alexbarham6606
    @alexbarham6606 Před 8 měsíci

    Absolute genius,shame rik mayall wasnt alive to be on the show.

  • @LudvigIndestrucable
    @LudvigIndestrucable Před 2 lety +6

    In fairness, Rosalind did seem lie an f'ing nightmare

  • @readmycomment3157
    @readmycomment3157 Před 3 lety +2

    Sally laughing was hila

  • @jarlamtoft2307
    @jarlamtoft2307 Před 8 měsíci

    Do we reckon Bob has watched South park with that toilet bit?

  • @matthewphilip1977
    @matthewphilip1977 Před rokem +2

    Awkward, when the guy in the throne tries to compete with Bob voicing the fruit etc.

  • @jonhohensee3258
    @jonhohensee3258 Před 9 měsíci

    That's IT??? There is certainly more that could've been in this video.

  • @thehop639
    @thehop639 Před 2 lety

    why did Greg over voice a genius clip from Bob.... that was already gold!!

  • @matthewadams6360
    @matthewadams6360 Před 3 lety +2

    Is Rosalind not Jane Leeves from Frazier then?

  • @Rachelforyou
    @Rachelforyou Před 2 lety

    bob mortimer seems like he accidentally became a comedian

    • @edthri
      @edthri Před rokem

      He trained as a barrister. One day he went to see Vic Reeves show and somehow ended up in it.

  • @flyonthewall7026
    @flyonthewall7026 Před 6 měsíci

    What's that blonde women's name....???
    She's so funny

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Před rokem

    Had to listen to "Quite Good, Considering" in the unedited version after this because it's not quite the same without the single dirty swear that ruins and desiccates poor young minds.

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 Před 2 lety

    A what operator?

  • @LM-vp5do
    @LM-vp5do Před 2 lety +1

    It is true about the anus . He showed me a few years ago .

  • @Valelacerte
    @Valelacerte Před 3 lety +10

    6:34 Two brothers are watching their mum on TV and all she can say about them is _”they’re a little bit inept at things.”_ Well, I’m sure that your non-judgemental support gave them everything they needed to develop into capable boys.

  • @Mortalfarmer
    @Mortalfarmer Před 2 lety +1

    wit is the lowest form of sarcasm