Yeah the few guys like that I knew growing up would have reacted the exact same way 🤣 I like how he pushes the boundaries of every single person, he's awesomely horrible
The ride girl won for me the gold medal of patience and politeness by listening for what felt like 10 min to Borats "Horse/Man" - Allegory without interrumpting him once !
"If a horse...tall... is like if a man tall"... x 1000... An hour later ... "Do you under-stand?"..."YUUUUP!!!" patience personified here ...poor peep she deserves an award...
You should look at the extra part where he’s in a grocery store with a manager. They’re in the dairy aisle and he just ask what’s this item one by one for the whole aisle
@@amf334 Because it makes it seem that he cares more about the dog's worth and show ability rather than the dog itself. Sadly true for some pet show participants.
I don't know there are people watching it at this time or not but to those who are still reading this i observed something at 1:19 The man said, "It's an expensive, it didn't bring shame on me" . . . . . The dog might not bring shame on you but your money-oriented mind certainly brings shame to the dog
Kazakhstan is just still in the 20th Century is all... haven't you seen movies from Russia or E. Germany?, their film has that washed out look to it... like bad technicolor...
cole hanna This is not from the movie, all these clips on CZcams are from Da Ali G Show, it was a tv show that came out like 4 years before the movie. Can't you tell from the quality and the way he looks?
@@ChrisM-bn5vr SBC has been doing Borat since the mid to late 90s. He went to the USA at least twice before he went for the first film which nobody had any idea what it was about because there was no internet in most homes, hell..maybe because no CZcams instead. He shouldn't have done the second movie but I suppose he couldn't help himself. The stupid idiots ate it up and declared it "amazing" when on the contrary it is what it is, stupid entertainment for stupid idiots. The TV shows SBC used to be on when doing Borat were way funnier than even the first film.
I stayed til the end, but couldn't help but feel so curious at how he dragged on n change his pace n rhythm.. Therefore keeping it all so surprisingly tolerable.
I'm high af. I can't stop laughing, laying down, just ate a bowl of cheerios, feel like I'm going to puke, very full. I think I'm going to die.
Nice
Are you a horse or a man?
Bro... I smoke and watch Da Ali G Show ❤
VERY NIICE
I can tell you're lying by one small thing, you said you're full but there's no such feeling when you're stoned xd
in kazakhstan we say watching a video out of sync is like watching a woman drive a car
Thats Offensive
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Women should not be driving a car
Very good comment. It did annoy me watching it out of sync
Mhmm i like this
Or letting a monkey fly a plane
Not drive, just park may be. Drive would be like a monkey flying a plane.
Legend says he's still telling stories about horse and man
Ah ha
This was so funny
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it when he showed the old guy his wife’s nudes
And the reply . That’s fun 😂😂😂
What did you lose exactly When I lose things I always just retrace my steps.
And they were Polaroids too
He shows them to a elder couple at a baseball (I think) game, their reaction is also hilarious 😂
ditto
Second guy was practicing social distancing well before Corona.
Yeah the few guys like that I knew growing up would have reacted the exact same way 🤣 I like how he pushes the boundaries of every single person, he's awesomely horrible
Another stupid covid joke
Corona the pic of borat’s wife
Nothing wrong with trying to avoid contact with a strange man that's already kissed you twice.
They say if horse make Covid joke is like if a man make Covid joke
The horse to man bit is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen
It took a while, but now I know that a horse is like a man. Chinqui Borat
I had to wipe away tears while watching that. 🤣
@@schwinnbike18 if a horse wipe away tears, you know tears? It's like a man wipe away tears.
@@ohmainzte How to spell your name?
She’s so patient with him
She actually stood with him for 4 minutes listening to him explain horse and man. Commitment. I smell a wedding coming up. 💕
Haha
If horse has wedding, is like if man have wedding.
In Kazakhstan if a woman spend more than a minute with a man she's obliged to marry him 😂
That poor woman if a horse is like..... so patient.
My ex girlfriend was exactly the same...she'd literally wait there all day so's not to upset the person still talking. 😂
She went from accepting to uncomfortable to amused by the end.
"you will put him in a sack and chuck him in river?"
"haha no"
"WhY NoT"
When he showed the old man the pictures of his wife bahahahaha!
Aaron Woodard she is uh...uninhibited
kate carew LMAO 😂
Verri naais-ah! hai faivvvv-ah!
I paused it and spanked.
I use this
She didn't interrupt for FOUR minutes😱
She's a keeper 😏
@Deneb Scott ur a dumass
@@user-nh1og5hy1u check and mate hahahahah
In Kazakhstan standard this quality is all that is needed to be wife :)
Deneb Scott Are you a woman?
Nobody is that interesting
When he showed his wife's picture it really had me laughing hard
Looooooool 😂😂😂
Hahaha “your dog is a loser”.
Was awesome. Love Borat. When he comes out with a movie he's going to make some cash.
😂😂😂😂
Borat: Why you laugh
Lady: Im just a happy girl
Borat: She is dead
Lady: Oh..thats not good
she says "SHES a happy girl" not
@@accountgesperrt4364 Ok boomer
@@jasonlee3530 Wtf. What kind of dumb answer is that.
The millenial kind
Shes a great sport
The ride girl won for me the gold medal of patience and politeness by listening for what felt like 10 min to Borats "Horse/Man" - Allegory without interrumpting him once !
The last two minutes are going to give me a stroke
1:29 he loses character for a moment😂🙌
You stare so bad at guys .that's how you realized that lol
@@thehot2799 I am quite confident this is the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen on youtube
He tried so hard to get her to take the bait and finish his sentence so he can reply "You have this saying too in your country?" LOL
Borat's wife's pictures XD I love the order of the photos and how the guy reacted. Too funny!
"If a horse...tall... is like if a man tall"... x 1000... An hour later ...
"Do you under-stand?"..."YUUUUP!!!"
patience personified here ...poor peep she deserves an award...
It's between her and Dean McCool, cheese saleseman
Borat is a Jojo reference
That part was horrible to watch, not even funny.
@@MrPink12345 i would have to go with the cheese dude
@@jeffmorrissey9562 It was very funny dude hahaha just hear his pronounciation
Borat became the 2nd biggest challenge for America after WW2
We say if a horse is writing a CZcams-comments, it's like if a man is writing CZcams-comment.
@schindler91589 We say if a horse likes a CZcams reply-comment, it's like if a man likes a CZcams reply-comment.
We say here in Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 if a horse 🐎 collect spermatozoa, it’s like a man collect spermatozoa, but this man he wear a blue hat 🧢
Finally a woman with a sense of humor! Well played amiga well played👏🏼
Hhhhhhhhh
Garbage comment
Its painful to watch, it's like horse feels painful to watch... lol
If it feels painful for a horse to watch, it's like man feels painful to watch.
😂😂
"How many years have you been doing doggy style?" I just love that word choice so damn much.
" If a horse likes a cheeseburger with toasted mushrooms , melted cheese and caramelized onions, then we say ……."
Just going out on a limb here but would they say, "a man likes a cheeseburger with toasted mushrooms, melted cheese and caramelized onions"??
The horse one is a classic. Should have put it in the show, instead of on the DVD extra's. The woman was so patient.
Do us all a favour and learn to use apostrophes properly
@@ijemand5672 Do u's a favor' and 'end your miserable existen'ce
@@suicidal.nihilist2107 I have tried twice already
You should look at the extra part where he’s in a grocery store with a manager. They’re in the dairy aisle and he just ask what’s this item one by one for the whole aisle
We say in a Kazakhstan if Horse walk on grass it's like men walk on grass lol
1:19 Guys reason why he's not gonna kill his dog is because dog is expensive. Borat movie says a lot about people that he meet.
Yeah....
What is wrong with this?
@@amf334 Because it makes it seem that he cares more about the dog's worth and show ability rather than the dog itself. Sadly true for some pet show participants.
exactly… so many bad people exposed by borat movies
@@amf334 i guess you don’t see dogs as living animals who are worth a lot more than money.
I learned a lot about horses today
Is like you learn a lot about men today
7:20 - 11:02 me trying to reach the word count on an essay
She had the patience of a saint
The hand signs he makes to describe sex gets me everytime
Sexy time...
👏👉👌
"If a horse is X, it is like if a man is X"
I can collect spermatozoa
How many time have you been doing doggie style..?
15 years...
WOW 🤯🤯🙌👏👏👌👌
I don't know there are people watching it at this time or not
but to those who are still reading this i observed something at 1:19
The man said, "It's an expensive, it didn't bring shame on me"
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The dog might not bring shame on you but your money-oriented mind certainly brings shame to the dog
Borat is Barons best character
cmoon why audio is out of sync :(
Victor Bergholz dunno I used VLC to the best of my abilities. Sorry
no they are belly speakers. Borat loves these womans.
He make trickings on you. This is good joke yes?
because the audio was synchronized in Kazakhstan, using high-level of kazakh technology
@@EddieLomaxx if you fail this badly, just dont upload it dude.
If i were her, I'd tell him "wow such wisdom i need to write it down please repeat it all over again"
She's certainly uninhibited
Hands up if you're watching this during Coronavirus 2020?
My hands are up. Can't press like
@@derpfriend1419 I wrote with my feet
Fuck off
omg, man = horse got it!
@Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez lmao
Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez LOL 😆
In Kazakhstan.
I don’t understand. Another analogy needed
"It can, it has." Such an underrated response
I swear this was filmed in 1987
Kazakhstan is just still in the 20th Century is all... haven't you seen movies from Russia or E. Germany?, their film has that washed out look to it... like bad technicolor...
its suposed to look like it.
Dern Vader good point
Frontal Lobotomy just remind yourself the dog show world is easily two decades behind 🙏🏻
Damn take a hike
As I was wiping the tears of laughter from my face I was laughing so hysterically hard that I almost fainted
“It has” wtf has happened at this dog show 😂😂😂
0:55
wow! "it can, it has!" hahahaah
Fucking weirdos in the world
didn't bat an eyelid
She was loosening in the "If a horse.." part
The if a horse skit is one of the greatest things ever.
Borat is the only thing helping me through quarantine
"How to stop rt boys from enjoying the dog" lmao
جابر كيفك واحشني. اخبار الاهل عساهم طيبين
I have tears coming out of my eyes from the horse - man routine
The pictures of his wife 🤣🤣 I'm Dead
borat such a smooth operator
"Can I collect spermatozoa from your dog?" I died.
"now your dog is a loser..do you get upset?" Buahaha 😂
AND WE SAY IF HORSE IS MAD, IS LIKE MAN IS MAD.
That Kazakh film technology is garbage, it is so out of synch.
That’s the biggest joke of the movie 😂
Its not bcs of film......
cole hanna This is not from the movie, all these clips on CZcams are from Da Ali G Show, it was a tv show that came out like 4 years before the movie. Can't you tell from the quality and the way he looks?
@@fegarus2768
Hahahahahah really?!?!?!?
@@ChrisM-bn5vr SBC has been doing Borat since the mid to late 90s. He went to the USA at least twice before he went for the first film which nobody had any idea what it was about because there was no internet in most homes, hell..maybe because no CZcams instead. He shouldn't have done the second movie but I suppose he couldn't help himself. The stupid idiots ate it up and declared it "amazing" when on the contrary it is what it is, stupid entertainment for stupid idiots. The TV shows SBC used to be on when doing Borat were way funnier than even the first film.
Skylar is very patient hahaha
If a horse makes an analogy of being like a man, it is like if a man makes an analogy of being like a horse.
Skyler Riley has entered dissociative fugue state to endure this.
Thank you, your comment made me lose my shit
Schuyler Riley
Omg I laughed so hard at this video. The look on their faces is priceless.
This, the Row Club, and Cambridge by Borat are some of the funniest videos that exist on Earth.
back when borat was funny
wdym??
GENIUS!! LOVE SACHA!
Borat Legend
LMFAO the horse to man comparison part killlled me!!!
The "if" part got me in stitches hhh
Damn she showed him a lot of patience at the end
Those Polaroid's made me actually laugh out loud
1:30 he almost broke character 😂
Beautiful dogs!
He’s a fuckin genius
I need Borat and Eric Andre collab.
That would be some epic shit
*The audio needs to be run synced. Sony Vegas would make short work of this.*
You can tell how much he has changed borat over the years
Dzienkuje
Absolute comic genius...
He went on about horses for ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😋😂
Ouma...what part of East Africa are you from?
@@timookello3822 The eastern part.
I can't decide if these people are actors or just too polite to tell him to fuck off 😊
In Kahzakstan we say............
"how many years you've been doing doggy style"
"15 years"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
wo wo wi wah very nice video
Great sound synk😃
Those 2 girls rarely get hit on.
They want some BORAT!
This lady with the hat She is so patient
The dog training lady is cool af.
never gets old :D :D :D
Azamat Bogatov, Boltok, Korki Bucek and Borat. This is another movie.
🤣😂🤣😂
Thanks for the video, EDDIELOMAXX
He looks so much like Freddie Mercury
Milo870 he should’ve played him in the movie
In Kazakhstan, we say, "If a horse looks so much like Freddy Mercury, it's like a man looks so much like Freddy Mercury."
this guy is from many countries
he looks like an arab
he has a russian accent
and he speaks english
Borat: How many years have you been doing Doggy style😂😂😂
Very nice, Borat likes lady in red. God handler and travel asistent! That's the way rich people live, so that's nice!
this guy is amazing ahah
Borat genious
Very nice
It’s impossible to watch Borat and no laugh 😂
Best ever
I stayed til the end, but couldn't help but feel so curious at how he dragged on n change his pace n rhythm.. Therefore keeping it all so surprisingly tolerable.
On the 3rd horse joke I’d rip his mustache off one by one, damn her patience is unbelievable!