Borat - Karate Lessons & American Hobbies

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  • @jasmineolivine
    @jasmineolivine Před 11 lety +2005

    "i don't know that you can silence a woman" this guy gets it.

  • @Chthonian121
    @Chthonian121 Před 3 lety +484

    "Children, chilren, chirldreeeeen"
    LOL WHAT

  • @DaveKarl
    @DaveKarl Před 14 lety +1324

    The fact that Sacha is Jewish himself makes this Jew Claw thing 10 times funnier!

    • @solidsnake9898
      @solidsnake9898 Před 3 lety +166

      It’s the reason why he is able to get away with it

    • @redline5579
      @redline5579 Před 3 lety +55

      Solid Snake replying to 10 years comment nice

    • @DaveKarl
      @DaveKarl Před 3 lety +76

      @@redline5579 - Yup. Appreciate it.

    • @doiron12
      @doiron12 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes! It makes it fine to act the fool to represent the Jewish People. Im sure they are greateful to have him represent the faith.

    • @jessenoneofyobussines7560
      @jessenoneofyobussines7560 Před 3 lety +14

      He legit got chased out of a synagogue. What a troll

  • @TissDiss
    @TissDiss Před 8 lety +1445

    What a nice martial arts instructor.

  • @howtoshootstraighthtss4948
    @howtoshootstraighthtss4948 Před 3 lety +836

    The children guy seems like a creep...
    btw the karate guy is a great person.

  • @jannatteja4651
    @jannatteja4651 Před 3 lety +551

    For some reason borat's sniffing did not creep me out as much as the "children" guy's sniffing did

    • @redneck_3383
      @redneck_3383 Před 3 lety +40

      Ikr cause we know borat is just playing a character but the other guy is just sniffing him because he wants to???!?!?!?

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu Před 3 lety +54

      Don't talk about our elected president like that

    • @redneck_3383
      @redneck_3383 Před 3 lety +9

      @@LeviForWaifu What?

    • @johnames6430
      @johnames6430 Před 3 lety +7

      You mean Biden?

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu Před 2 lety +21

      @@johnames6430 good someone gets the joke.

  • @tarekbaziz
    @tarekbaziz Před 3 lety +425

    The karate instructor is a real decent human being..respect

    • @tarekbaziz
      @tarekbaziz Před 3 lety

      @sam sol damn !!! Appearances are damn deceiving indeed...well the results of that DNA test are still pending so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

    • @prod.byricky1040
      @prod.byricky1040 Před 3 lety +25

      @@tarekbaziz nah he was falsely accused, a lot of kids trained under him have commenter in this video saying he’s innocent

    • @Neidou
      @Neidou Před 2 lety +1

      "How can I stop my wife from raping me?
      Maybe show her more love"
      Yea... Decent...

    • @LaMilice.
      @LaMilice. Před 2 lety

      @@Neidou my thoughts exactly...

    • @lavs8696
      @lavs8696 Před rokem

      being a pedophile is decent? k

  • @archilzhvania6242
    @archilzhvania6242 Před 3 lety +314

    The 3 people from the last minutes look like they're each doing their own Borat-like troll shows secretly.

    • @aniv8600
      @aniv8600 Před 3 lety +1

      Bro they're all actors

    • @MechanicalRabbits
      @MechanicalRabbits Před 3 lety +39

      @@aniv8600 they're not, the whole premise of the show was tricking people into believing they were about to meet an actual foreigner reporter before dropping Borat in.

    • @shoutatthesky
      @shoutatthesky Před 2 lety +1

      Imagine if they're all trolling!?

    • @adwayduttagupta9887
      @adwayduttagupta9887 Před 2 lety +1

      They all are Bisexuals except Borat.

    • @shoutatthesky
      @shoutatthesky Před 2 lety +1

      @@adwayduttagupta9887 He big time pangloss sexual. He toss coin for best possible world😁

  • @nighthawk0077
    @nighthawk0077 Před 3 lety +420

    After watching this I think American hobbies are stranger than Kazakhstan.

  • @ScreaminEmu
    @ScreaminEmu Před 3 lety +474

    “Everybody children dance ahh ohh now... and, so, that had meaning for me.”

    • @sanjitkolaprath2633
      @sanjitkolaprath2633 Před 3 lety +13

      @TheBrabon1 why is everybody finding it creepy? It just sounds something random to me

    • @DragosAlexandru-mg6ov
      @DragosAlexandru-mg6ov Před 3 lety +8

      @@sanjitkolaprath2633 how much is the autism benefit? You sound like someone who gets support from the government for your disability

    • @caret4812
      @caret4812 Před 3 lety +33

      @@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov get some air moron

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars Před 2 lety +2

      @@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov
      Lol what an ass

    • @thecatsonholiday5932
      @thecatsonholiday5932 Před 2 lety +4

      Joe Biden would love to join in, he's got a real problem with the sniffing. Major creepy!

  • @barneycoles
    @barneycoles Před 16 lety +315

    that was great when he gave the guy two kisses to greet him and when the woman went in for a kiss he just bowed his head she had no idea what to do lol

    • @IGRETRO
      @IGRETRO Před 3 lety +7

      He just doesn't see a woman as an equal, more like a thing

    • @johnames6430
      @johnames6430 Před 3 lety +22

      @@IGRETRO no, it's a sign of respect, you don't go around touching, hugging, or kissing women who aren't your wife, mother, or immediate family

    • @dead_yami
      @dead_yami Před 3 lety +45

      @@johnames6430 bro this is borat

    • @danmaddox2849
      @danmaddox2849 Před rokem

      He does that throughout the whole movie lol

  • @TheZabuza49
    @TheZabuza49 Před 10 lety +504

    And the Jew come with the claw
    And the Jew come with the claw
    ...
    ...And the Jew come with the claw
    xD lmao

    • @Ppap750
      @Ppap750 Před 7 lety +9

      Jones Lee And you can use two. Knock away.

    • @shannonborck757
      @shannonborck757 Před 7 lety +5

      Truman Burgess lmao the Jew claw:) I always reference this to others and theyre completely lost lol.

    • @joeykirby8058
      @joeykirby8058 Před 7 lety +3

      Truman Burgess just knock it away

    • @mazzgoldie9149
      @mazzgoldie9149 Před rokem

      ​@@joeykirby8058 ,😂

  • @atrio1136
    @atrio1136 Před 3 lety +295

    The face palm from the guy when the other one sniffs Borats butt 😂 6:59

    • @joystickcasaa8148
      @joystickcasaa8148 Před 3 lety +22

      Lol he's trying so hard not to laugh throughout that whole part

    • @wastefellow2569
      @wastefellow2569 Před 3 lety +17

      C H I L D R E N

    • @adwayduttagupta9887
      @adwayduttagupta9887 Před 2 lety +1

      Basically, it's all been scripted.

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 Před 2 lety +6

      @@adwayduttagupta9887 It isn't, Borat is just a genius.

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 Před 2 lety +3

      @@adwayduttagupta9887 Reactions are too natural to be scripted.

  • @shannonborck757
    @shannonborck757 Před 7 lety +130

    "everybody dancing nowww" "oh that's nice!!" lmao

  • @49metal
    @49metal Před 12 lety +248

    No. It is not sad. It is us who do the kill.

  • @rankingmate7954
    @rankingmate7954 Před 3 lety +55

    Still impressed how borat survive the entire movie without getting shot in the head

  • @409raul
    @409raul Před 8 lety +465

    and the jew come with the claw!

  • @chloekit4861
    @chloekit4861 Před 3 lety +145

    The Jew claw bit is something my friends and I still do as our inside joke lmfao 😂 😂 😆

    • @olsonbryce777
      @olsonbryce777 Před 3 lety +4

      That's not an inside joke lol

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 Před 3 lety +9

      Just be careful who hears that lmao 🤣

    • @beardedloon77
      @beardedloon77 Před 2 lety +1

      But have you learnt the Kazakh bear defence against the claw?🤣🤣

  • @jacek5244
    @jacek5244 Před 3 lety +201

    You gotta give props to the instructor cause Borat was trying to trick him into Jew or women bashing talk but he kept it cool.

    • @lavs8696
      @lavs8696 Před rokem

      ya he was only convicted of beind a pedophile, not a racist, great

    • @jacek5244
      @jacek5244 Před rokem

      @@lavs8696 didn't know that. What is his name?

    • @lavs8696
      @lavs8696 Před rokem

      @@jacek5244 danny passmore

    • @Bless-cs9ct
      @Bless-cs9ct Před 8 měsíci

      No not true. Sacha Cohen always does jew jokes since he a jew himself.

    • @jacek5244
      @jacek5244 Před 8 měsíci

      @@Bless-cs9ct I wasn't saying Sacha is an antisemite. As a comedian, he often talks people into saying some awful stuff (if it's really what those people think is not here to decide), but this guy really kept his cool and said nothing antisemitic, he didn't catch the bait. Good for him!

  • @lloydlobo2053
    @lloydlobo2053 Před 3 lety +69

    "David.. what is a this, David ?" 😂

    • @yeezmanualbottime8213
      @yeezmanualbottime8213 Před 3 lety +7

      The 3 people from the last minutes look like they're each doing their own Borat-like troll shows secretly.

  • @Gearz86
    @Gearz86 Před 9 lety +408

    how to prevent from being raped? show them more love. lesson learned,

  • @albe1500
    @albe1500 Před 3 lety +72

    1:49 Sasha seems to be impressed by the anti-claw defense

  • @DarthFurie
    @DarthFurie Před 3 lety +53

    The poor karate instructor was so wholesome lol

  • @strangenessEPR
    @strangenessEPR Před 2 lety +102

    “If your wife tries to rape you, show her more love.”
    Imagine saying this to a woman being sexually abused by her husband.

    • @chinesename8417
      @chinesename8417 Před 2 lety +22

      To be fair that was a very unexpected question for the karate guy and he probably didn’t know what to say

    • @drivingmylifeaway7149
      @drivingmylifeaway7149 Před 2 lety +6

      Sexually abused 🤣😂🤣 emotionally weak with antinder account is more like it

    • @Kakyoinmilfhunter0712
      @Kakyoinmilfhunter0712 Před rokem +2

      He obviously knew he was joking

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ Před 3 lety +37

    "I don't think you can silence a woman."
    LOL. Truth

  • @peggysue686
    @peggysue686 Před 6 lety +119

    3:04 Comes out looking like Freddie Mercury

    • @riprider2
      @riprider2 Před 3 lety +4

      Underrated comment

    • @firefly361
      @firefly361 Před 3 lety +6

      He wants to break free.

    • @ghivifahmi4252
      @ghivifahmi4252 Před 3 lety +4

      Well SBC was almost casted for Bohemian Rhapsody...

    • @japancine
      @japancine Před 3 lety +3

      He was actually casting for the movie as Freddie Mercury

  • @USAEuropeBrotherhood
    @USAEuropeBrotherhood Před 3 lety +29

    OMG the last part 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️
    That was probably the last time they had these meetings hahaha🤣

  • @plemgrubern
    @plemgrubern Před 8 lety +279

    CHILDREN CHILDREN

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan Před 6 lety +28

    "Everybody Children Dance Uh-Oh Now"!!!

  • @bahauddintamhid2305
    @bahauddintamhid2305 Před 2 lety +30

    You can see from his eyes that Sacha actually grew respect for the karate instructor.

  • @lowrytv6736
    @lowrytv6736 Před 3 lety +40

    I would love to show this to somebody who has never seen Borat or knows that it is a character and tell them watch this guy from a small village travel around America and how everything is new to him.

    • @atrio1136
      @atrio1136 Před 3 lety +4

      I had a friend who watched the first Borat film and he thought it was a real documentary. He was shocked when i told him it was Ali G afterwards.

  • @Lowkey-NoPressure
    @Lowkey-NoPressure Před 12 lety +47

    "I dont know that you can silence a woman" lololol

  • @tomelifeisjustonebig
    @tomelifeisjustonebig Před 15 lety +125

    David, what is this David?

  • @realchilldude1271
    @realchilldude1271 Před 2 lety +17

    6:56 I am DYING LAUGHING XD he just ropes people right into his game lmfao I love it so much XD hes such a con artist XD

  • @superpandamanCY
    @superpandamanCY Před 12 lety +27

    david what is dis david? hahaahahaha. love the way he says it

  • @nacho8982
    @nacho8982 Před 3 lety +11

    Mom: The food isnt that hot
    The food: 3:06

  • @tipicofutbal
    @tipicofutbal Před rokem +6

    Borat giving us lesson about Kazakhstan hobbies with a straight face is just freakin hilarious! Especially when he says disco dancing, archery, RAPE,... Like it's just another common past time. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dirtyoldmano
      @dirtyoldmano Před 11 měsíci

      I was shocked when he finished with table tennis.

  • @SamTimelapseMan
    @SamTimelapseMan Před 3 lety +51

    When you realize there is more content of him on CZcams than in his movies: he really wanted his movies to be perfect, he did so many bits there were even some that didn't make it. He even talked about a porn video he pretended to act in but it couldn't make it in the film.

    • @Scrapzilla69
      @Scrapzilla69 Před 3 lety +10

      I think most of these are from the Ali-G show, way before the movies

    • @robertcetl7358
      @robertcetl7358 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Scrapzilla69 That's correct. Personally, I prefer these older clips to the feature films. I think the short-sketch format suits this type of comedy much better.

  • @addemanns
    @addemanns Před 14 lety +63

    children children.. imagine meeting that guy on the street like "chiiiiildren... chiiiiiildren..." haha freaks me out xd

  • @rileypoole1234
    @rileypoole1234 Před 14 lety +31

    WTF?!?! children....children.....chILLLdren

  • @sofiakathalina7835
    @sofiakathalina7835 Před 4 lety +17

    Few seconds in, I already knew this Dojo Master is a cool guy

  • @BayviewFinch
    @BayviewFinch Před 7 lety +22

    "You look older."

  • @HuyTran-wx9yi
    @HuyTran-wx9yi Před 4 lety +15

    The smelling at the end hahahaha

  • @remonedo5225
    @remonedo5225 Před 7 lety +10

    Karate Instructor: "Hold me down and get on top" lol

  • @pepe_s1lvia
    @pepe_s1lvia Před 3 lety +6

    3:40, love how they made a callback to this and used it in Borat 2 trailer

  • @musicislife1010
    @musicislife1010 Před 15 lety +4

    haha i love this so much. and i love how hes speaking polish in the begining (opposite the english).

  • @poorsonwelles
    @poorsonwelles Před 13 lety +33

    children. children. chiiiilllldreeennnnnn.

  • @Elmasdrakosinfenixov
    @Elmasdrakosinfenixov Před 2 lety +2

    The children guy made Borat look normal

  • @martybreeden6116
    @martybreeden6116 Před rokem

    One of the all time great scenes!!😅😅😅

  • @heatherfeather9951
    @heatherfeather9951 Před 3 lety +9

    "I don't know that you can silence a woman." Lol.

  • @JuGgala22
    @JuGgala22 Před 15 lety +1

    I bought the two seasons years ago and still laughing as hard after all those millions views!

  • @vivekjkumar5797
    @vivekjkumar5797 Před 2 lety +3

    damn sacha is such a talented musician. he plays so many instruments.

  • @whataboutredlorry
    @whataboutredlorry Před 14 lety +26

    woah... what the fuck was that last class he went to????
    I've done some pretty trippy classes before but that is.... just another level.
    I'd be laughing my ass off If I was there...

  • @shawn2196
    @shawn2196 Před 8 lety +1

    Loved the borat movie

  • @johndee759
    @johndee759 Před 2 lety

    This is so authenticate.

  • @klaxcuy591
    @klaxcuy591 Před 2 lety +2

    this guy is a genius how can he not laugh!

  • @DINXIII
    @DINXIII Před 7 měsíci +1

    I always learn something

  • @exploringwithbrad1652
    @exploringwithbrad1652 Před 3 lety +2

    "Mine says everybody dance now children hay"..
    filled with intelligence

  • @wiresharkhk2946
    @wiresharkhk2946 Před 3 lety

    This is so funny ! he just keeps saying everybody dance now ! lol

  • @dizavo
    @dizavo Před 2 lety +2

    i love the way he kisses the men at 4:15 then nods to the woman so respectful

  • @aidanscorner847
    @aidanscorner847 Před 2 lety

    The way he’s actually having fun at the end

  • @kursattuncer8928
    @kursattuncer8928 Před 2 lety

    The way he smooth his voice by saying niceee is priceless

  • @jordonwest9009
    @jordonwest9009 Před 3 lety +3

    Everybody dance now😂😂😂

  • @chisicilian
    @chisicilian Před 3 lety +15

    He almost lost it in the end, even the old hippy was laughing 😂

  • @derstj1985
    @derstj1985 Před 3 lety +1

    Really liked the yoga "temple" in the rented appartement

  • @DannyG3E
    @DannyG3E Před 12 lety +10

    EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!

  • @kbsubliminals1096
    @kbsubliminals1096 Před 3 lety

    You are good.

  • @Kenedamick
    @Kenedamick Před 6 lety +15

    "WHAT IS BEST MOVE TO SILENCE A WOMAN"

  • @deezer989
    @deezer989 Před rokem

    The claw kills me every time!

  • @MP-tf7cc
    @MP-tf7cc Před 3 lety +5

    The smelling part makes me laugh for 5 minutes.

  • @SenseiEli
    @SenseiEli Před 3 lety +2

    So now I know what to answer if ever Borat comes to my Dojo. . . Or not...

  • @Fredo5227
    @Fredo5227 Před 12 lety +3

    This is so bizarre I went to that karate place when I was younger!!

  • @davemustaki134
    @davemustaki134 Před 3 lety +1

    This was the real Borat!

  • @zroman123
    @zroman123 Před 2 lety

    Nice man 😎

  • @Jezierox
    @Jezierox Před 3 lety +4

    THE CLAW THE CLAW THE CLAW

  • @feartheblazer
    @feartheblazer Před 4 lety +6

    “everyyy bodyyy daaance..now”

  • @keepingcalm
    @keepingcalm Před 2 lety

    “Everybody dance now, children oooh, ahhh that had meaning for me “ 😅😅

  • @hatemalameddine2627
    @hatemalameddine2627 Před 2 lety

    Everybody dance now yes

  • @TheLipsick
    @TheLipsick Před 3 lety

    Commenting for the nostalgia

  • @angelruizdiaz7794
    @angelruizdiaz7794 Před 2 lety

    Boraaaat time to plaaaay!!!

  • @Kenedamick
    @Kenedamick Před 6 lety +3

    The "tishnik massacre" drawing HAHAHAH

  • @Fredo5227
    @Fredo5227 Před 12 lety

    And the weird thing is that I watched this segment over and over back on DVD and never realized that was my school in my town.

  • @hansgunter5071
    @hansgunter5071 Před 3 lety

    Dziękuje

  • @libatonvhs
    @libatonvhs Před 2 lety +2

    It's so cute when he starts to dance randomly at 3:51

  • @ttaair
    @ttaair Před 3 lety

    Borat is a World Hero

  • @kipoot6564
    @kipoot6564 Před 2 lety

    this guy's funny, i think they should make a movie about him

  • @c.m.152w1A
    @c.m.152w1A Před 3 lety

    What is the song in middle of the vid? The one that plays when it changes scenes..

  • @mifino
    @mifino Před 3 lety +4

    6:58 sacha trying so hard to squeeze out a fart right now

  • @rajr1089
    @rajr1089 Před 3 lety +2

    Everybody dance now in a harmonium 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jj-wp6wc
    @jj-wp6wc Před 3 lety +1

    Lol that poor martial arts instructor! How funny.

  • @JohnThomas-yo1no
    @JohnThomas-yo1no Před 2 lety +2

    “Children”? Investigate that mans browsing history.

  • @Tetrahidrokanabinola
    @Tetrahidrokanabinola Před 3 lety +2

    1:15
    Borats look on his face
    Priceless

  • @06hurdwp
    @06hurdwp Před 12 lety +2

    whats the song that begins at 0:36

  • @johnnycash-tb3dg
    @johnnycash-tb3dg Před 5 lety

    the JEW claw !!!

  • @kbsubliminals1096
    @kbsubliminals1096 Před 3 lety +1

    He must know we laugh FOR him.

  • @zamp6969
    @zamp6969 Před 8 lety +1

    😖 you are good

  • @happy240man
    @happy240man Před měsícem

    2:43 the fact he tried to take down the instructor 🤣

  • @EivinSukoi
    @EivinSukoi Před 3 lety +6

    Jim Carrie did the famous " Jew claw" on the film" Liar liar"

  • @lenarauendy4460
    @lenarauendy4460 Před 3 lety +1

    People very gentle S2

  • @sleepmore6969
    @sleepmore6969 Před rokem

    With the claw 🤣