D&D Players, What was the last stupid thing to happen at your table?
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- čas přidán 21. 06. 2024
- Listen, I won’t beat around the bush. For all the numbers and math and strategy that goes into playing a TTRPG… most of us are real dumb sons of bitches sometimes. Blame it on long sessions, sleep deprivation, “iTs wHuT MuH CHARACTER wood DOOOOO”, or that every DND group has one brain cell and the DM NEVER SHARES… we know you have some truly stupid moments.
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