Gotta hand it to NK, as incompetent as they can be, they managed to sell back to Russia the craptastic Cold War equipment they purchased from them at a significantly marked up price 🤣🤣
Buff carrying drones like wolf spiders carry their babies. Poke one of those and the swarm scatters into pure fucking chaos. Buff + drones = same energy
Now we have a new weapon, inspired by australia. One grandpa buff, filled with drones, which is filled with spider nest that they can release.... what we now drop is fear on our enemies.
I was not thinking Russia when he started talking. I was thinking of American pretending to be a drunk uncle from Transylvania. He so totally is not a vampire. Just because he loves drinking a lot of Bloody Marys. Does not mean he is a vampire. So totally not. Also, rarely is out in the sun.
"Kicking Ass And Making Glass" -The Buff, that line goes so hard especially if it goes on Merch... please! *Now I want to see a B-52 crew paint that onto their aircraft under the cockpit*
@@Nempo13 No I was meaning a brand new one from the factory is what I was meeting.I mean.Yeah, maybe someone might put it on an old one too, but I was just meaning that it would just be perfect to basically have 1 that is explicitly and always has been based on grampa buff.
0:45 You know you're starting to get good at doing voices when you can do a convincing "I'm mocking you" version of one of your own voices while sounding distinctly different. My hat's off to you H.L.
I think the seed joke was the best route because the only other option would be for Granda Buff to become Grandma Buff and call herself the mother ship.
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Oh no our military makes ample false claims the key is while the rest of the world lies to make themselves look better we lie trying to hide our true capabilities.
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Your joking right? Granted our government and military are not as corrupt as Russia and China's are, but our military has absolutely lied and covered their own ass to avoid accountability and expenses to victims of crimes and accidents in the military. These problems are less of the military itself as an entity trying to screw people over and more about individuals in the military who are in positions of power and responsibility refusing to do the responsible and right thing because they want to avoid accountability.
@@davesnothere. Depends on the desired size, and if it's only on the internal bay racks or also in adapted wing hardpoint pods/guided glider delivery capsules...😁 I'd guesstimate around 50-300 in the bay, and up to 20 per wing hardpoint...
Well that idea kind of was happening with the SOF MC-130J amphibious project, but that seems to have gone on an indefinite hiatus. Maybe the BUFF can pick up on where they left off. It's getting a lot of upgrades anyways, so it shouldn't be too hard to add another one into the mix.
SpaceX has already offered, but Boeing needs to save face. They're trying to learn as much as possible from the trunk before re-entry since it gets jettisoned before the capsule comes in. Is what they're saying as of last night.
Ahh yes. The J upgrades. No one tell Grandpa what the ZZZ upgrades are going to look like because he may just end up skipping a few thousand years of progress just to get them
Now I have this mental image in my head of someone making an appropriate scale B-52 model.... with Astra Militarum kit attached to it. And not bolted on either.... _fully integrated_
From what I understand, the reason the astronauts haven't returned is not that they can't but rather because doing so would destroy a part that's important to investigating the problems they had going up. So they delayed the return in order to study that part as much as they can. Maybe also a little bit of making extra sure that the way down doesn't lead to any surprises
OMG, I absolutely LOVE the way you make me laugh. Being Active Duty Air Force for 25 years you bring the TRUTH to the people who we protect on a daily basis in a way they can easily digest, enjoy and understand!! I applaud you and salute you sir for a job well done!!!
i wonder about the approach and connect aero-dynamics of a rocket-drone reload pod that might attach to bottom or aft cargo door. maybe a top landing like a Quinn Jet.
North Korea giving supplies to Russia is now surprising to me but what surprising is that North Korea actually has enough items in their country that could even fill 14 cargo ships.
If there's one thing that isn't in short supply in North Korea, its weapons and ammunition. That's basically their main industry because they've been preparing for the ceasefire to end. As for the condition and maintenance those weapons and ammunition stockpiles have received...let's just say that much like what Ukraine has received from the West, I doubt North Korea is sending their best stuff over to Russia.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 sure the US is responsible for the missiles being there but they wouldn't be shot at Russia if they didn't invade a sovereign nation. Actions have consequences
3:28 i’m not even joking, the second I heard that buff could get drones. I immediately began laughing like a maniac. The buff is forever, and God help anyone who we put on the receiving end of that. They are going to need it. A Buff with drones, is just a beautiful sight to imagine…
"captain its a couple b52 in the radar........" "ok how many and what about others and support? "a swarm" a what???" 3 b52 and a massive swarm is clogging the radar captain" its been an honor comrad- Kaboom!!!!!!!!
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I'm pretty sure that it was already attempted, at least thrice - parasite fighers out of Soviet TB-1, US experiments with airships in 30s and immediatly post-WW2 Goblin
Question did the missile got intercepted or the missile that tried to intercept it decided to defect to Ukraine's side and help Ukraine by self destructing and adding to the destruction
@@Bosnian.Spartan didn't specify, one out of five was a partial hit, scattered the cluster munitions. Russia's been setting up its military installation next to civy targets for a while now.
@mc-zy7ju thanks for the information. Ah come on! First we have Israel bombing hospitals and now we have Russia setting up military targets next to civilians. Civilians are. Not. Toys! Do not massacre them.
I expected a Dagestan reference! Also, greetings to Vlad the small: you shot down the ATACMS over a beach, where your people make VACATION and then the small cluster bombs from the ATACMS fell on them. How do you make a vacation near a warzone? First row seats to see your fleet being diminished by a country without a navy?!
It never ceases to amaze me that people are still visiting Crimea for beach time when a freaking war is happening. Even if they believe that everything gets intercepted, do they not realize what happens to debris when gravity kicks in?
"I enjoy a grand fireworks display as much as any of my countrymen, but I prefer the paper kind." - Ben Franklin, April 17th, 1790, to a crowd discussing the sights of war, probably.
very easy. Keep your citizens in poverty. This way they have no time/means to get educated, or to afford a foreign vacation; also tell them they're safe there.
For real, HLC, the fact that you can do America doing an impression of Russia and it doesn't just sound like your Russia is indicative of ELITE skills.
U forgot that thise civilian on beach was near military places. The most interesting part, that only opened beaches are, that near military infrastructure, looks like civilian shield and perfect opportunity for psyop
Coming Soon: Grampa Buff, now with optional, legit Airborne Carrier option. Pretty soon, not gonna need anything else in the fleet. Outfitted with Photon Torpedos, Adaptive Shielding, Energy Weapons, and now an onboard Drone fleet. Gonna need more then that J tag, He's gonna be a ACV, Airborne Aircraft Carrier / Battleship... and I'm all for it! Seriously though, "Kicking Ass and Making Glass". I need that shirt in my life.
I recall getting that briefing as early as Basic training back in 1997/1998....during the 'class' or block on Laws of Land Warfare and/or maybe during the NBC training. I remember it, because there were a bunch of us asking genuine hypothetical questions on when such a thing would be okay (the answer was always "it's not your call to make, even if they literally ask you to do it." followed up by the general 'you will be brought up on charges if caught'). ...I vaguely recall getting a similar briefing before heading to Iraq...but the Basic Training one stuck with me a bit more, I think.
Funny for sure... But have you ever tried to race a car around a track? In 20 minutes you will be sweating an starting to feel your legs and shoulders getting sore.
"You want me to lie to you?" "You're a defense contractor... that's exactly what I expect" I mean, Boeing seemed to do a pretty good job of it trying to explain how whistleblowers suddenly dropping like flies.
those astranots aren't actually stuck in space. They can come back anytime. Problem is the part that caused the issue is staying at the space station so they're giving it a look over to make sure nothing else is wring before heading home. They have around 40 days of supplies before it becomes an issue so they'll be fine for a while.
thanks for the explanation about not being stuck. small correction: the part with the leaks is actually jettisoned to burn up in the atmosphere, so they can't troubleshoot after they land. if they want to figure out what went wrong, they have to do it while they're still at the station
Grandpa BUFF just became the Arsenal Bird from Ace Combat 7. With the J-upgrades. Can’t wait for the Zeda upgrades to place laser weapon and an energy shield on the BUFF.
A note, for context: The astronauts are not stranded. Their vehicle is functional and ready for return. They're *delaying* that return because the malfunction occurred in a module which is jettisoned during re-entry. The only time to gather more information on what went wrong and how is now, *before* they return. That's why they're still on the ISS.
They are also staying because there are planned spacewalks and leaving the station would force a delay in being able to conduct said spacewalks. It's also useful to have an extra two crew on the US half of the station (six instead of the usual four), especially when you are conducting spacewalks, so NASA is taking advantage of that to get more work done. The helium leaks that caused concern stopped when the manifold (pipes and valves) were closed off, meaning there is no risk to anyone by staying longer.
At this point Grandpa buff is just a framework that we attach our most modern and terrifying munitions to. I love our defense budget. Also, mental note. DO NOT contract Boeing for the next Moon mission. I hear Lockheed pretty good with making things go woosh in one direction, Raytheon too...
I'm beginning to suspect that some of the R&D guys working on Buffs upgrades are just a bunch of stoners passing around the pipe and spitting out ideas "Dude, what if we could make the big plane spawn a bunch of little planes?" "Whoa, thats not a bad idea man, write that one down, so we don't forget again."
Has to be. If it isn't made "always illegal", you're going to have someone, somewhere, say "Man, that's a bad papercut, I don't think you're gonna make it," and frag someone they don't like. Yes, highly exaggerated, but you get the idea. Don't leave anything to do with life up for interpretation.
When it comes to soldiers, yeah it pretty much has to be that way. While the US is long overdue for having conversations about end-of-life choices for civilians, when it comes to soldiers on a battlefield, especially if they are injured and very likely in shock, it just isn't realistic to ensure someone is making an informed decision, and is in a state of mind where they are competent to do so.
I'm not sure what insight a hospice nurse would have on this subject. You're comparing people at least twice as old to wounded soldiers, they aren't the same. I understand the idea that sometimes death is more merciful, but the rules are written in a way to avoid confusion so they don't promote inaction. Otherwise you could have someone determine a person they don't like is beyond saving. What would he similar is an ER nurse or EMT. You aren't allowed to deny anyone life saving care as that would be a failure to act. Same idea applies here
@@TheLastSane1 at least blue on blue is somewhat explainable bad yes but not as bad as a mercy kill. That usually means you don't have the supplies to help them that what makes it horrible
@@specter3983 If you are in the middle of combat, someone is bleeding out, you can leave them to bleed out and that is for some reason entirely legal. But ending the suffering of someone you at that time cannot help being illegal sounds weird. But we both know this happens, no one wants to admit it though.
You know what, I bet the CIA would 100% shift Putin's furniture in random directions by two inches.
Not even the top ten weirdest or dumbest CIA operations if true.
As a way to take the piss outta FSB's counterintel ops and Putin himself? It would be hilarious
I unequivocally believe it
The CIA secretly employs a group of Bros for this exact purpose.
yea i honestly saw that more as a .... vs what... exploding cigars?
"Ah, I see you're on the Russian Medicare Plan. That'll be 7.62."
"Dollars? Roubles?"
"Millimeters."
"Don't forget the tax."
"Sales tax?"
"No, death tax."
Holy fuck. Now that's a shirt.
oof, savage. I love it!
I think the Russian code for corpses being returned is 300. I am probably wrong.
Shirt that 😂
Gotta hand it to NK, as incompetent as they can be, they managed to sell back to Russia the craptastic Cold War equipment they purchased from them at a significantly marked up price 🤣🤣
*sniff sniff* is that some capitalism I smell ... hehe couldn't help myself (I know not really just felt right)
They turned a big pile of old junk into gold. Almost literally.
@@Ange1ofD4rknessNo that literally was definitely a capitalistic move
The Fat Electrician is giggling somewhere, and he's not sure why.
This is why.
that's what the long game investments look like
The idea of Grandpa Buff going from a bomber to a drone mother ship is mildly terrifying
Mildly?
@@jefferyindorf699 a Space capable BUFF with Nuclear capable Drones is terrifying.
@voodoovince8001 Drone capable nuke, capable mountain deletion.Capable it's just missing space and then the buff can basically do it all.
Great theme for a fallout type movie!
Protoss speed run.
"Kicking ass and making glass" did not need to be that good. Praise Buff.
"What's so scary about the B-52?"
"It's a bomber that drops hundred of bombs."
"Yeah, so?"
"The bombs are also smaller bombers."
"..."
At this point , Buff is a clown car, filled with clowns.
But the clowns are armed and angry.
@@renedereus1877 Honk-Honk BOOM. The Circus just got deadly.
BOMBS
He's a clown car of Topography rearrangements@@renedereus1877
Bombception
Buff carrying drones like wolf spiders carry their babies. Poke one of those and the swarm scatters into pure fucking chaos. Buff + drones = same energy
that's frighteningly accurate.
Now we have a new weapon, inspired by australia. One grandpa buff, filled with drones, which is filled with spider nest that they can release.... what we now drop is fear on our enemies.
@@brianwise5850 and when we're low on spiders, we've got hornets lol
They need to design a drone that is a little mini-Buff.
@@MissMimiDoll That would probably make the Geneva Checklist after. I couldn't imagine angry and displaced hornets being dropped on a target.
"Kicking ass and making glass," should be printed on every buff lmao
I’ll get the spray paint
I've got the stencils
"Fear my seed," not a contender?
More Buff t-shirts! More Buff t-shirts! 3:32
I want that Grampa Buff t-shirt!
I am a Floridian. I am proud of how you consistently represent us, it is spot on!!!
Raise Hell, Praise Dale! Florida guy here as well.
HL impersonating the US impersonating HL impersonating Russia is more delightful than it has any right to be.
"Im a dude, PLAYING a dude, DIGUISED as another dude"
@@chrisd9700
"The dudes are emerging."
@@eldorados_lost_searcher Dude
I love the googly eyes when America was imitating Russia. 😂
I was not thinking Russia when he started talking. I was thinking of American pretending to be a drunk uncle from Transylvania. He so totally is not a vampire. Just because he loves drinking a lot of Bloody Marys. Does not mean he is a vampire. So totally not. Also, rarely is out in the sun.
That got me too. LOL
That was good, but what got me was the first thing he says as Russia right after that, he does the googly eyes again, once, real fast.
He sounds like Gru to me when he does that.
Gave me The Count from Sesame Street vibes. 😅 0:38
"Kicking Ass And Making Glass" -The Buff, that line goes so hard especially if it goes on Merch... please!
*Now I want to see a B-52 crew paint that onto their aircraft under the cockpit*
Hundred percent if there pilot who watches this who gets themselves a nice fancy new one definitely probably will. Shit , I would
@@borttorbbq2556 "New one"? Mate there are Buffs that are beginning to have 4 generations of family members working on their crew now!
@@Nempo13 No I was meaning a brand new one from the factory is what I was meeting.I mean.Yeah, maybe someone might put it on an old one too, but I was just meaning that it would just be perfect to basically have 1 that is explicitly and always has been based on grampa buff.
He just flies the bomber...
buff when dropping the drones "go forth my children, alter all the geography you come across and make sure there's no witnesses"
"What do we do with the survivors?"
"There are no survivors-ah!"
It's only a war crime if you leave evidence behind...
0:45
You know you're starting to get good at doing voices when you can do a convincing "I'm mocking you" version of one of your own voices while sounding distinctly different.
My hat's off to you H.L.
I think the seed joke was the best route because the only other option would be for Granda Buff to become Grandma Buff and call herself the mother ship.
You forget the majestic seahorse!
Trans buff is crazy
Asexual reproduction?
bot account
@benjaminoechsli1941 Awww man, that was a normal one before!
Damn. Keep a good password kids
That NASCAR crack was completely unnecessary and hilarious.
Yep lmao
Raise hell, praise dale
@@patrickevans9604
Beat me by 3 minutes, lol
Not A Sport Cause Athletes Run.
@@matthewtullis7205 it is a sport. Whether you deny it or not. It is a sport.
Sometimes I have to remember that the U.S with their military is just built different.
it's also the most honest part of our government, oddly? like, the military admits mistakes and doesnt' make a lot of false claims.
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Oh no our military makes ample false claims the key is while the rest of the world lies to make themselves look better we lie trying to hide our true capabilities.
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Your joking right? Granted our government and military are not as corrupt as Russia and China's are, but our military has absolutely lied and covered their own ass to avoid accountability and expenses to victims of crimes and accidents in the military. These problems are less of the military itself as an entity trying to screw people over and more about individuals in the military who are in positions of power and responsibility refusing to do the responsible and right thing because they want to avoid accountability.
@@darkdragonsoul99 the military itself doesnt make many false claims.. the DoD, pentagon and government officials however..
... like commiting massacres and disinformation !
Nope, that came out *exactly* how Grandpa BUFF intended it.
"came"
D:
Buff upgraded to air carrier
@@jasonsandoval3823 I wonder how many drones it would deploy? My guess is:
All of them.
It's Grandpa Buff. It's allowed
@@davesnothere. Depends on the desired size, and if it's only on the internal bay racks or also in adapted wing hardpoint pods/guided glider delivery capsules...😁 I'd guesstimate around 50-300 in the bay, and up to 20 per wing hardpoint...
Hol up, you sayin' the B-52 is gonna become a modern _flying aircraft carrier?_
Time for real Ace Combat hours.
Gotta love that we're turning the BUFF into the Arsenal Bird from Ace Combat 7
Just need that glorious shield and we're there.
And then we can work on turning it into the Aegaeon from AC6 :D
Buff carrying a drone swarm. This is some Ace combat shit right there
Buff has upgraded into the Arsenal Bird.
They had to get the template from somewhere@@ardantop132na6
“Fear my seed” GB
Bruh had me rolling
I misread the title as Grandpa SWAM, and thought that we had made a floatplane or submersible Buff when nobody was looking.
Imagine a buff erupting from the water like a whale of death
Every buff is submersible its getting them unsubmerged that's the hard part
Well that idea kind of was happening with the SOF MC-130J amphibious project, but that seems to have gone on an indefinite hiatus. Maybe the BUFF can pick up on where they left off. It's getting a lot of upgrades anyways, so it shouldn't be too hard to add another one into the mix.
@@bonecrushergaming2183give them five years. The BUFF is forever.
As US said a couple of videos ago:
"I do be building stuff"
"Kickin' ass and makin' glass" my new favorite quote.
0:45 Those facial contortions made me laugh so much!
"aMeRiCa, YoU hAd ThE cIa CoMe In AnD mOvE hIs EnD tAbLe 2 InChEs"
At least Boeing didn't offer the astronauts one of their "retirement plans" that they been giving out to it's employees lately!
Just have one of the astronauts say they wanna be a whistleblower and see Boeing get up there in record time.
I'm also wondering if I've missed something in space news, because I thought dragon was capable of personnel recovery.
SpaceX has already offered, but Boeing needs to save face. They're trying to learn as much as possible from the trunk before re-entry since it gets jettisoned before the capsule comes in. Is what they're saying as of last night.
Funny enough the Boeing 401k program is actually fantastic.
I mean... They're stuck in space, isn't that pretty much the same thing?
"no one wants to be a backseat war criminal"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Except Canada maybe
I really, really expected the next line to be Canada saying "Hey there, bud..."
Japan, Germany, UK: Are we just jokes to you?
Did someone say WAR CRIME? I thought that was Canada's specialty? Feeling a little left out up here!
@@crimsonmaelstrom573 Canada doesn't want the backseat. They want to be front and center making new entries.
Ahh yes. The J upgrades. No one tell Grandpa what the ZZZ upgrades are going to look like because he may just end up skipping a few thousand years of progress just to get them
Now I have this mental image in my head of someone making an appropriate scale B-52 model.... with Astra Militarum kit attached to it. And not bolted on either.... _fully integrated_
You mean the FTL drives, radiation shielding, and laser weapons?
@@Tank50usgellar fields offline just for some entertainment on the way to the target.
@@jasonbernal9348 don't forget the Geller Field Generator.
@@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx depending on the crew.... That could be a great time... Or a bad time
From what I understand, the reason the astronauts haven't returned is not that they can't but rather because doing so would destroy a part that's important to investigating the problems they had going up. So they delayed the return in order to study that part as much as they can. Maybe also a little bit of making extra sure that the way down doesn't lead to any surprises
OMG, I absolutely LOVE the way you make me laugh. Being Active Duty Air Force for 25 years you bring the TRUTH to the people who we protect on a daily basis in a way they can easily digest, enjoy and understand!!
I applaud you and salute you sir for a job well done!!!
Kicking ass and making glass should be the Covenant's motto in the Halo franchise.
covenant is too religious for that, could work in post-covenant
@burp2019 The Banished, perhaps?
Buff gave a whole different vision of cloud seeding that my mind's eye can't unsee.
Ewww...
You are spreading the "can't unsee"able.
Holy crap, Buff will become an arsenal bird?! I'm ready to invest right now
Unexpected but also not surprising Ace Combat reference... Nice!
Yea and Russia and China are years behind on rail gun tech research so they'll be SOL
@@alphacommander3203 It's what V2 is for, after all.
Just further proof that there's an interdimensional portal and the US is buying technology from the Belkans.
i wonder about the approach and connect aero-dynamics of a rocket-drone reload pod that might attach to bottom or aft cargo door. maybe a top landing like a Quinn Jet.
North Korea giving supplies to Russia is now surprising to me but what surprising is that North Korea actually has enough items in their country that could even fill 14 cargo ships.
Well they were preparing for war for like the last 50 years, and they never throw anything away. Less surprising then.
If there's one thing that isn't in short supply in North Korea, its weapons and ammunition. That's basically their main industry because they've been preparing for the ceasefire to end. As for the condition and maintenance those weapons and ammunition stockpiles have received...let's just say that much like what Ukraine has received from the West, I doubt North Korea is sending their best stuff over to Russia.
@@jasonmay5685 too bad we can get North korean soldiers to defect just by feeding them
What do you do when you empty all of the junk in your closets?
Your Russian impression of your Russian impression is hilarious
The Buff having two zingers in one episode……😂😂😂😂😂
“America this is your fault”
“Womp womp”
It is .
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165then have Russia actually work on a peace agreement that doesn't have our way or the highway printed in it
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 sure the US is responsible for the missiles being there but they wouldn't be shot at Russia if they didn't invade a sovereign nation. Actions have consequences
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165would you blame every single death caused by an AK on Russia too then?
Hittin' with that "Boo-womp"
Grandpa Buff gonna be carrying Lil Buffs. How cute. Like a frog swarm, on a caiman's back, from the rainforest.
3:28 i’m not even joking, the second I heard that buff could get drones. I immediately began laughing like a maniac. The buff is forever, and God help anyone who we put on the receiving end of that. They are going to need it. A Buff with drones, is just a beautiful sight to imagine…
Omg I spit my pop out on the NASCAR bit! I'd never heard that one! Thanks for all the laughter!😊
The eye thing while mocking Putin, lmaooo!!! HLC, you live in my head rent-free, too.
Right here. Me too. I have HCL jokes that pop out in common conversation. 😂
FINALLY!!!
The United States will have an official, unofficial, "Arsenal Bird"
All we're missing now is the shield and the kick-ass boss music.
This was my first thought when I heard "carry drones"
well.... we _have_ the boss music... I'm sure Project Aces won't mind the USAF paying for the license
when sky start singing in Latin
Shouldn't be that hard to fit some giant ass speakers underneath it for that extra oomph when he's dropping his payload
That’s probably the S Upgrade
Love when grandpa buff goes full beast mode. Hes gonna outlive me more than likely, and he had a 20 year headstart
"captain its a couple b52 in the radar........"
"ok how many and what about others and support?
"a swarm"
a what???"
3 b52 and a massive swarm is clogging the radar captain"
its been an honor comrad-
Kaboom!!!!!!!!
I don’t know which shirt I want more! “Kicking ass and making glass” or “fear my seed”!!!! 😂😂😂
So Buff is becoming the Carrier from StarCraft, utterly terrifying that is.
an aircraft carrier in the sky.
Terrifyingly awesome is what it is
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I'm pretty sure that it was already attempted, at least thrice - parasite fighers out of Soviet TB-1, US experiments with airships in 30s and immediatly post-WW2 Goblin
@@Jfk2Mr seems a bit easier with drones, though.
I just heard "Carrier has arrived" in Buff's voice in my head and i cant stop laughing
Best explanation for baseball and NASCAR 😅 btw pretty sure those hit in Crimea was because of interception debris.
What intercepted it?
Question did the missile got intercepted or the missile that tried to intercept it decided to defect to Ukraine's side and help Ukraine by self destructing and adding to the destruction
@@Bosnian.Spartan didn't specify, one out of five was a partial hit, scattered the cluster munitions. Russia's been setting up its military installation next to civy targets for a while now.
@@mc-zy7ju ah thanks
@mc-zy7ju thanks for the information.
Ah come on! First we have Israel bombing hospitals and now we have Russia setting up military targets next to civilians.
Civilians are. Not. Toys! Do not massacre them.
"The whole world will fear my seed."
Never change Grandpa buff never change
👕
He's gonna spread so much seed he's gonna be a farmer
Deadset I live for these parodies… “kicking ass and making glass” 😅😅
HLC as America impersonating HLC as Russia is one of the best things I've ever seen. Props, man. That's skill.
I expected a Dagestan reference! Also, greetings to Vlad the small: you shot down the ATACMS over a beach, where your people make VACATION and then the small cluster bombs from the ATACMS fell on them. How do you make a vacation near a warzone? First row seats to see your fleet being diminished by a country without a navy?!
they found debris of a russian tor m2 missile there... 9m330 but apparently no remains of an atacms
It never ceases to amaze me that people are still visiting Crimea for beach time when a freaking war is happening. Even if they believe that everything gets intercepted, do they not realize what happens to debris when gravity kicks in?
"I enjoy a grand fireworks display as much as any of my countrymen, but I prefer the paper kind."
- Ben Franklin, April 17th, 1790, to a crowd discussing the sights of war, probably.
very easy. Keep your citizens in poverty. This way they have no time/means to get educated, or to afford a foreign vacation; also tell them they're safe there.
@@cubefreak123 it's not even adjacent to the war anymore, it became part of the active warzone
USA: "That came out way grosser than I think you intended it to."
GPB: "Nope."
"THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FEAR MY SEED!!" OMG I'm dying! 😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, hearing those two astronauts stuck up there is the most nerve racking thing I've heard first in the morning.
For real, HLC, the fact that you can do America doing an impression of Russia and it doesn't just sound like your Russia is indicative of ELITE skills.
I want a beer glass saying "Made by B-52"
That would be sweet!
A URANIUM beer glass at that
"Only slightly radioactive!"
T-shirt:
B.U.F.F. across the top. In the center is a photo of the B-52
On the bottom: "Fear my seed!"
I'd buy it.
and about 50 arrow-shaped drones spreading out
I sincerely hope that most got the "kicking ass and making glass" joke. I literally choked and laughed at the same time. 😂
Raise hell!! Praise Dale!! Love the BUFF!! Spreading the STUFF!! 👍🇺🇸
Grandpa Buff. "I know what I said. I meant every word of it. I'm now the king of the money shot, baby!"
"A Drone Bukka-"
"Don't say it BUFF!"
"Why not? Imagine them swarming enemy radar installations!"
U forgot that thise civilian on beach was near military places. The most interesting part, that only opened beaches are, that near military infrastructure, looks like civilian shield and perfect opportunity for psyop
Also looks like anti air defense worked so good, that in result missile got redirected to beach
And there was no air raid alert, so on purpose or by negligence they fucked up their own civilians
Coming Soon: Grampa Buff, now with optional, legit Airborne Carrier option. Pretty soon, not gonna need anything else in the fleet. Outfitted with Photon Torpedos, Adaptive Shielding, Energy Weapons, and now an onboard Drone fleet. Gonna need more then that J tag, He's gonna be a ACV, Airborne Aircraft Carrier / Battleship... and I'm all for it!
Seriously though, "Kicking Ass and Making Glass". I need that shirt in my life.
Grandpa BUFF's next upgrade, he goes and gets the astronauts off the station.
"Hey, ya whippersnappers, as long as you were expecting a Boeing ... "
I recall getting that briefing as early as Basic training back in 1997/1998....during the 'class' or block on Laws of Land Warfare and/or maybe during the NBC training. I remember it, because there were a bunch of us asking genuine hypothetical questions on when such a thing would be okay (the answer was always "it's not your call to make, even if they literally ask you to do it." followed up by the general 'you will be brought up on charges if caught').
...I vaguely recall getting a similar briefing before heading to Iraq...but the Basic Training one stuck with me a bit more, I think.
Though you NASCAR's acronym isn't what the real acronym is, it is very accurate.
Funny for sure... But have you ever tried to race a car around a track? In 20 minutes you will be sweating an starting to feel your legs and shoulders getting sore.
CIA “ Two inches, we would never. We only move furniture 38.1 mm (1.5 inches) any more and we risk getting our cover blown.”
5mm difference on step's and u make sleapy Joe immpresions
Well, Putin IS kinda short, so two inches may miss this cute little piggies altogether.
gonna have to rename buff to ghengis with all the seed spreading he's gonna be doing.
Omfg 😆
Gotta love Grandpa Buff's one liners.
"You want me to lie to you?"
"You're a defense contractor... that's exactly what I expect"
I mean, Boeing seemed to do a pretty good job of it trying to explain how whistleblowers suddenly dropping like flies.
"Nobody likes a backseat war criminal" would make for an interesting shirt
Or how about "It ain't a war crime the first time"
those astranots aren't actually stuck in space. They can come back anytime. Problem is the part that caused the issue is staying at the space station so they're giving it a look over to make sure nothing else is wring before heading home. They have around 40 days of supplies before it becomes an issue so they'll be fine for a while.
Was also going to post this.
Boeing? Is that you?? 🙂
@@itsjustme8947 I think my bank account and criminal record both would be bigger if I was.
thanks for the explanation about not being stuck. small correction: the part with the leaks is actually jettisoned to burn up in the atmosphere, so they can't troubleshoot after they land. if they want to figure out what went wrong, they have to do it while they're still at the station
@@Mttjs1 That's what they ALL say, lol!
HLC: I can't get this video taken down
Grandpa Buff: The world will feel my seed! 😂
Grandpa BUFF just became the Arsenal Bird from Ace Combat 7. With the J-upgrades. Can’t wait for the Zeda upgrades to place laser weapon and an energy shield on the BUFF.
Germany staying really quiet with that backseat war criminal part.
Knowing Grandpa Buff, it was *exactly* the way he intended.
A note, for context: The astronauts are not stranded. Their vehicle is functional and ready for return.
They're *delaying* that return because the malfunction occurred in a module which is jettisoned during re-entry. The only time to gather more information on what went wrong and how is now, *before* they return. That's why they're still on the ISS.
This needs more upvotes.
Suuure... like Beoing has a stellar reputation for truthfulness. I dont believe them any further then a whistleblower survives the 2nd interview.
@@blackhawkmg3722 I’m sure the astronauts are saying “we swear to God, Boeing, we’re not whistleblowers!”
@@henryblassingame9060 exactly
They are also staying because there are planned spacewalks and leaving the station would force a delay in being able to conduct said spacewalks. It's also useful to have an extra two crew on the US half of the station (six instead of the usual four), especially when you are conducting spacewalks, so NASA is taking advantage of that to get more work done. The helium leaks that caused concern stopped when the manifold (pipes and valves) were closed off, meaning there is no risk to anyone by staying longer.
HLC, doing a Russia impersonation while doing and America impersonation. Sounded like the stereotypical Dracula voice and that is damn funny.
Thank you for giving it your all, and making each character unique and awesome.
"Kickin' ass and makin' glass" is damn sure shirt-worthy! I'll buy.
At this point Grandpa buff is just a framework that we attach our most modern and terrifying munitions to.
I love our defense budget.
Also, mental note. DO NOT contract Boeing for the next Moon mission. I hear Lockheed pretty good with making things go woosh in one direction, Raytheon too...
buff being the modern day arsenal bird is fucking badass
Say it with me, Habitual. *_If it flies it fucking-_*
Dies?
I'm beginning to suspect that some of the R&D guys working on Buffs upgrades are just a bunch of stoners passing around the pipe and spitting out ideas
"Dude, what if we could make the big plane spawn a bunch of little planes?"
"Whoa, thats not a bad idea man, write that one down, so we don't forget again."
"Raise hell! Praise Dale!" 😂😂😂
So the drone swarms from Bo2...are gonna get waaay more canonical, war crime central let's fucking go
BUFF: "The whole world will fear my seed"
US: "I think that came out way grosser than you intended"
BUFF: "No, it didn't." (Almost certainly)
Mq9’s on a b52 sounds like a fever dream
Doing it impersonation of your own character with another one of your own characters is some Mel Blanc level skill, awesome.
Kicking ass & making glass! Yes! I would buy that T-shirt 😂😂❤❤
Let's be real grandpa buff isn't going to be forever, but God damn it will he have one hell of a lifespan
NCC-B52.
As a hospice nurse… I have mixed feelings. ALWAYS illegal?!? I meeeaaannn… here for a good time, not a long time.
Has to be. If it isn't made "always illegal", you're going to have someone, somewhere, say "Man, that's a bad papercut, I don't think you're gonna make it," and frag someone they don't like.
Yes, highly exaggerated, but you get the idea. Don't leave anything to do with life up for interpretation.
I like that. @@rcslyman8929
@@rcslyman8929 This. Some awful people would be tempted to... settle personal issues and hide behind this as an excuse.
When it comes to soldiers, yeah it pretty much has to be that way. While the US is long overdue for having conversations about end-of-life choices for civilians, when it comes to soldiers on a battlefield, especially if they are injured and very likely in shock, it just isn't realistic to ensure someone is making an informed decision, and is in a state of mind where they are competent to do so.
I'm not sure what insight a hospice nurse would have on this subject. You're comparing people at least twice as old to wounded soldiers, they aren't the same. I understand the idea that sometimes death is more merciful, but the rules are written in a way to avoid confusion so they don't promote inaction. Otherwise you could have someone determine a person they don't like is beyond saving. What would he similar is an ER nurse or EMT. You aren't allowed to deny anyone life saving care as that would be a failure to act. Same idea applies here
Americans are making fucking Ace Combat with grandpa buff. At this point i'm waiting for space elevator and enourmus anti metor cannons.
NASA is already researching on antiapocalipse measures agaisnt meteors so maybe.
I think the Americans are already building Stonehenge.
Can't believe they're turning the buff into the arsenal bird from ace combat but I dig it
"The B-52J could potentially carry drones" *Ace Combat 7 players start having Arsenal Bird flashbacks*
rotating F-35 go brrrrrrr
Can you imagine the swarm the BUFF could create fully loaded......would look like Mosquitos on the 4th of July in Virginia.
The mercy killing is horrible. Couldn't imagine that
So is friendly fire, just no one talks about mercy killing and friendly fire because it makes everyone look bad.
especially because, being russia, it's much more likely the person being killed was unwilling
@@TheLastSane1 at least blue on blue is somewhat explainable bad yes but not as bad as a mercy kill. That usually means you don't have the supplies to help them that what makes it horrible
@@specter3983 If you are in the middle of combat, someone is bleeding out, you can leave them to bleed out and that is for some reason entirely legal. But ending the suffering of someone you at that time cannot help being illegal sounds weird. But we both know this happens, no one wants to admit it though.
HLC’s cross-eyed impression of his own Russia impression made me spit my drink 😂
Grandpa BUFF, 100 Years of Kicking Ass and Making Glass. I would absolutely buy that shirt.
3:49 …or did it? 🎉