Literally Just Reading Reddit and Monetising It
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- čas přidán 16. 07. 2023
- DAE AITA Relationship Advice literally me_irl totally TIFU CZcams-pilled amirite??
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CREATED BY
DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
CREATIVE PRODUCERS
JACOB RICKARD
KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CIARAN O’BRIEN
CAMERA ASSISTANT
JOE ROWE
SOUND ENGINEER
WILL LANGDALE
ART DIRECTOR
LOUIS GRANT
EDITORS
ELLIOT GOUGH
DAN HOWELL
ANIMATORS
JAMES PAINTER
PJ LIGUORI
Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
Chronometer - Guy Copeland
Night Driver - Ballpoint
Oh What a Whirl - Jules Gala
Martin Klemp - Sea Clown
The whole idea and my dream for this video for months was to make the title 'Literally just reading Reddit and monetising it' with a dumb thumbnail - which I thought was punk and hilarious, but on the precipice of actually posting, in the face of optimisation and the algorithm and honestly considering what most people would click ..I conceded to be a coward and a shill. Dystopia indeed.
Captions - amara.org/videos/CHmnKCz3m7pb... thank you!
Dutch - Juul J
Turkish - Pelin
Portuguese - Em The Porto Gal
its so funny that dan thought we'd be surprised at him being a redditor
😆 yeah I knew
Honestly very unsurprising
literally this ^^^
he talked about it so much on his younow shows like the lore is out
i was thinking the same thing lmao
dan i hope you never stop clickbaiting us
Is this really cluckbait gurl
what clickbait? i loved the reddit story about the gay son so wholesome
@@danielhowell this is the first thing you say to me online after I’ve been watching you for 8 years awesome sauce
tbh i think after years of him and phil having to deal with people theorizing about their personal lives we deserve to be clickbaited just the teensiest bit lol
honestly we deserve it
hope you enjoyed this fresh original content from your favourite creator on social media ! :)
absolutely innovative never before thought of content
daniel
Much unique very original
i mean it's not read by a robot with minecraft on the background but it was cool
MUSHROOM REMATCH YOU DID THE MUSHROOMS DIRTY
That subtle little call-out to "Internet support Group" of years past gave me the giggles 😂
Me to! I call it Dan’s wineaunt phase, he drank wine & gave some questionable advise to people. 😂
I loved that phase!!
Need that back tbh
The universe gave this man the gift of eloquence and he uses is for shitposting. I love this so much.
Can't it be both? Gay roommates❤
Me and my bestie when we move in together. PEAK mlm wlw solidarity. 💪
Groommates
Gay roommates are the best roommates!
historians hate him! how to defy archeology and confuse heteronormative perspectives using this one trick
@@LukewarmAnimationsoh no
tbh i think after years of dan and phil having to deal with people theorizing about the intimate details of their personal lives, we deserve to be clickbaited just the teensiest bit lol
I remember posting on Reddit AITA because I cut my hair after coming out as non binary and my family insinuated that I was the worst person alive and it was very comforting reading everyone being on my side
Awhhhhh, that’s so sweet! I’m so sorry that your family are like that tho
I have a friend who acts as my personal AITA, and I theirs. We both are currently in...less than awesome situations, and it's easy for us to fall prey to the misinformation around us. It's nice being able to text each other and getting an outside perspective who has all the context being able to say "NTA, wtf is your family?" or "I mean...YTA just a little. You shouldn't have said X, but I get why you're angry."
NTA and i’m sorry you went through that. You have my full support here. ❤
Nta divorce the family marry the hair cut
You can’t keep getting away with clickbait like this, Dan
Anyone who doesn't realize he is never, ever, commenting on that, probably deserves the disappointment at this point.
We deserve it to be honest
@@DarkElfofVulcanreal
@user-vd3wm8oz6j why not? lmao consider it compensation for both of their content being reduced to only that ship for YEARS
that must have been tiring tbh he can "clickbait" all he wants
it's not clickbait if you're assuming he'll talk about his personal life which hes said he doesnt want to do, thats a you problem
I know I'm being phan baited but I can't help but click everytime
no literally
@@GraceyMarianaone of these days it wont be clickbait and i am not missing that upload
I'm a little embarrassed I fell for it I'll be honest
There’s a very specific type of dopamine spike that comes with phanbait. I’m here for it and I hope they never tell us
It's embarrassing, but one day maybe it will be real so we gotta check haha
Dan should do a series where a Group of people ask him for Support... on the Internet...
"i should do a series where people ask me questions and i give them awful advice" DANIEL...
Internet support group is needed more than ever
The intro is proof Daniel is either slowly going insane or has already gone insane
Who is to say that he wasn't already insane this whole time 😂
He was already insane, he’s just not bothering to try and hide it anymore 😂 and I’m here for it ❤
this entire series is a post-insanity slow motion catastrophe
@@danielhowellMaybe, but it's entertainment
@@danielhowellexactly as it should be 😌
absolutely obsessed with the clickbait titles. They get me every time but after literally a decade and a half of millions of people speculating whether or not hes dating his roommate I think hes earned this one. I hope they never stop lmao
fr we could get a video called ‘marrying my friend’ and the video has nothing to do w that and i would just respectfully take the L
@@kirbybieyeah he'd get ordained as a priest and then talk about marrying two of his friends lol
@victai163 omg dude that is literally perfect, but only if the ceremony ends with the bouquet being tossed into a gateway to hell and a casual reminder that our life is finite in this dystopia we live in.
Dan should so do it!
oh now I wish Dan had a series where people ask him questions and he gives them bad advice. it's a shame he's never done one, would definitely give it a watch!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks it was fucked up when Jim bought his parent's house without telling Pam!!! And I love Jim and Pam.
Dan being on Reddit actually makes so much sense
the fact that i can hear the “ROOMMATES” in dan’s voice really shows that, yes, i have been here since 2012
I think its reasonable to be upset and overwhelmed if someone made a major life decision like buying a house without talking to you about it at all.
That plus he was upset she didn't respond quickly enough for him. Those are two massive read flags.
it's a lot of work getting ready to tell a person to "divorce immediately" based on a single reddit post 💔
"for every red pill, there is a rupaul's drag race"
that is the statement of the CENTURY.
Yes Dan, you should definitely make an "internet support group" where people ask you for advice 🌚
One day Dan will actually have important news to tell the internet and we'll all just scroll past because it'll sound like clickbait
thats why we must always click! ^o^'
Still falling for the clickbait, every damn time 😂 and then instantly feeling ashamed because I KNOW I should be okay not knowing but everytime I’m given a crumb of info… I fall for it.
I don’t know why but Dan being a redditor makes sense
I bet Dan secretly has one of those TikTok Reddit accounts and posts his favourite stories everyday
“Gayest, horniest sub of all- Hades the game” perfectly describes my relationship w Thanatos
I hate how much time I've spent reading AITAs over the last few years, it almost always put me in a bad mood yet I still do it.
When Reddit was having the ApI changes I stopped using it for a fortnight and I genuinely felt like a better human.
the clickbait shouldnt still work on me in 2023
hello my other accounts i didnt mean to comment this from
The only internet fight I have EVER been in happened on Reddit. A man was basically saying that women shouldn’t open doors themselves bc that means they’re asking for it. No he was not a troll, yes I still sometimes pop onto his account to see how he’s doing.
Asking for it!? What exactly could opening a door oneself possibly ask for.
@@Sentientmatter8 hold on I found the direct quote. It’s not the full post but it gives a taste.
“Even if your woman is not promiscuous, being in such an environment also means taking into account the actions of other men, which will most definitely be exactly what you think of or worse. If you are not present, the woman appears to be single.
There's a saying my grandma told me a while ago:
‘if a woman walks through the door alone, that gives off the signal to other men that she is single, that's why you walk in first and hold the door.’”
Honestly Reddit is so misogynistic
@@channelyourdreams4779 it has its safe spaces… and then there’s r/mensrights
@@katiewren1507There's nothing wrong with men's rights, there should just be equality, no men's rights>women's rights, no women's rights>men's rights, just equal rights
Ooh, that idea about people asking you for advice sounds fun! Sort of like a kind of support group, but on the internet
one thing that will never change is dan clickbaiting his audience who grew up shipping phan
The title is how we all felt about Dan and Phil for years
No, really!?
No shit 😅😂
i think that’s the point 😭
the way he definitely saw this comment and simply chose to ignore them
I love Dan when he talks it makes me feel smart because I can actually understand him lol
It is so funny to me that Dan has worn his lace-shirt again as if he is rebelling against the cameraman for telling his to take it off in his "settle down' vid. Let's see how long he'll keep wearing it 😂
As a non-Reddit user, I’m happy for you or sorry that happened.
There was a time in my young life where I was SO unhealthily obsessed with you guys like so SO obsessed that it took over my brain and my life. Looking back on it now it’s so weird how attached I am from it now. It’s made me think seriously deep about my psychology and how I can be so life-consumingly obsessed on something and then years later think nothing of it. Time is weird. Brains are weird. Im having a crisis and Im also drunk. Growing up and out of things is a crazy experience.
amen to that ill have a drink too
me: “mom i want internet support group”
mom: “we have internet support group at home”
the internet support group at home:
Dan PLEASE, you gotta know that people will start shitposting on Reddit now with your meme pictures!!! You made the content we wanted, but at what cost? (Jokes aside, I hope your Reddit stays the way it was and isn’t ruined by the fans!)
Used to watch Dan’s videos on the bus on the way to school when I was a 15 year old awkward teen, now I’m watching his videos while working from home as a 24 year old in corporate. Thanks for helping me through all my mental breakdowns in my life Dan LOL
I’m not even finished with the video but I love how he picks the titles to grab our attention
ngl i thought this said titties
dan is the only person ever on the internet who's allowed to clickbait me
He can’t keep getting away with this (yes he can and i’ll fall for it every time)
I miss Dan's Internet Support Group, you should bring that back 😌
This made my day so much better as I have recently stubbed my toe off the side of my bed, thanks Dan
i literally just did that too, cheers x
@@gabbijainniney manifesting toe healing for u rn 😤
Sending you a healing beam ✨
Daniel Howell is an actual legend, just facts 😂
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again you are the KING of clickbait, please never stop
Dan your humour is truly something else
The mushrooms want a rematch dan. Why would you feed phil raw mushrooms.
It's true. Raw mushrooms are completely flavourless styrofoam compared to cooked mushrooms.
@@Sentientmatter8 THANK YOU
AND THEY WERE ROOMATES?!
omg they were roommatesss
omg they were roommates
Omg they were roommates🫢
I’m so unhealthily obsessed with this series and it’s (well deserved by the fan base) click bait titles 😭🙌🏻
everytime i read dan's titles now, i just ask myself: "what is it this time"
dan titles become more and more like buzz feed articles every day as his video slowly but surely descent into disturbing limenal madness
Dan, you knew exactly what you were doing, and I commend you for it!
we all knew, and we fell for it willingly o7
you uploaded this on my 18th birthday and I have shut out all of my friends to watch this
It's like Dan knew I was taking a break from reddit because I'm on it too much and posted this lmao thanks Dan
what if.. hear me out... they're gay roommates.
And they were roommates
So glad to know you’re just like us getting jump scared seeing your face while trying to peacefully scroll
Even if this concept is so old, your way to answer is just perfect, creative and dynamic. I love your content !
He can’t keep getting away with this! HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!
Hey Dan. I recently started working at my towns library, and while shelving, saw your book on anxiety/depression. I had no idea you had written a book, and you being you, I wasn't expecting much.
But I'm buying it so I can continue looking at it over the years. It brought to light so many things that I was already semi-aware of from my own experiences with anxiety, but having that way to just *calm down*, while still having those self-deprecating jokes, helped immensely. Thank you.
Yo did the thumbnail and the title change or am I having hallucinations
Yes, used to be called “are they gay or just roommates”
Somehow it feels normal that Dan is uploading semi-regularly. The world is healing.
the fact that every time i know it's just clickbait and still get fooled surprise me
your content is fascinating I want to write essays about it
dan howell posts make mondays better
I love the call back to the old internet advice series. Loved that
dani sno ton fire majestically dances with a shark and hugs a young wet deer that Joe, Caspar and Phil took swimming.
He knows what he’s doing
I love our Danny's clip bait titles
its so creative I cant handle all that creativity stop
I'm so happy I started watching your videos at 2023 cuz I avoided your hiatus and I consider myself lucky you create content. You're inspiring, funny and I'm happy to see you create what you like
The video we have all been waiting for...for years 😭
“And now they are all in the bath together” I LOL’d
you're funny as hell i need more of these
Every new Dan video is such a ride I stg
He knows exactly what he's doing with these titles
Potentially my new fav segment 😂
✨ some shit a CZcamsr would do✨ but honestly it makes me feel better about myself
its the anger in the reading that really sells it
Wait until Dan finds out the multiple ads minimum runtime has been cut down to eight minutes
Hope you’re well Dan , love your vids ❤
Dan: "or the gayest and horniest sub of all.."
Me: it's gonna be Hades isn't it
Dan: "Hades the Game"
dan thank you i needed this ❤
This is one of the most chaotic videos I've seen of Dan and I am living for this energy 😂
And they were ROOMATES *oH mY gAwD tHey wErE rOoMaTes*
I'm fully expecting this to be clickbait and I'm all for it
Actually super enjoy this format! Fast, punchy, no self deprecating humor … just perf
love the uniqueness of this content, i wonder how you came up with the idea
My kids walked in on me watching this. My 9 year old is now really interested in watching more. Is there hope for the next generation or should I be concerned 😂
Sorry but if you STILL fall for Dan and Phil’s “couple” clickbait then you kinda deserve it 💜
I’m not used to these consistent uploads; they always throw me off 😭
You will always, ALWAYS make me come back whenever a new video comes out.
Daniel Howell, the king of clickbait lmao, he knew what we were all thinking
"some shit a youtuber would do" phil's recent video 👍
I don’t expect you to say anything related to the content, I’m just here for the energy.
Ugh I missed you so much Dan , glad you’re back 😭❤️
This is so much content Dan....damn! 😳 😂 xxx
“Damn Daniel”😭💀
And with a single click bait title, Dan has summoned the long dormant spirits of thousands of curious/thirsty Phans all over the world
wow dan you really should make a series where people ask you questions and you give them bad advice that would be great and original
Thank you so much Dan always coming out w the best opinions