ROASTING Your Tinder Profiles

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  • čas přidán 13. 12. 2022
  • Are you getting the D or putting the D in DISASTER? I roast your attempts at finding love online. NEW TOUR DATES added in Australia and Europe: danielhowell.com
    ..Tik..Tok.. / danielhowell
    Twitter: / danielhowell
    IG: / danielhowell
    Merch: shop.danielhowell.com
    CREATED BY
    DANIEL HOWELL
    PRODUCED BY
    SOPHIE NEWTON
    CREATIVE PRODUCERS
    JACOB RICKARD
    KENNY ENGLAND
    PHIL LESTER
    DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
    CIARAN O’BRIEN
    CAMERA ASSISTANT
    JOE ROWE
    SOUND ENGINEER
    WILL LANGDALE
    ART DIRECTOR
    LOUIS GRANT
    EDITORS
    ELLIOT GOUGH
    PHIL LESTER
    DAN HOWELL
    ANIMATORS
    JAMES PAINTER
    PJ LIGUORI
    Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
    Ultimatum - AGST
    Salamanca - Sarah the Instrumentalist
    Captions - amara.org/videos/A6ZlzCOpCSvc... thank you!
    German/British - AnnikaSp
    Korean - Annabel Park
    Dutch - JuulJ
    Portuguese - Mirian Rodrigues
    Russian - Anna Vinogradova
    Ukranian - Zoe

Komentáře • 942

  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell  Před rokem +491

    NEW TOUR DATES ADDED IN AUSTRALIA AND EUROPE COME SEE ME ON TOUR BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS danielhowell.com

    • @violetstars596
      @violetstars596 Před rokem +2

      YIPPIE!

    • @pxxchyel
      @pxxchyel Před rokem +4

      impulsively bought dublin vip and now im travelling myself for the first time :)

    • @chloepatrick12
      @chloepatrick12 Před rokem

      already have seen it and will see it again in 60 days!!!

    • @ridley9754
      @ridley9754 Před rokem

      Daniel why have you done that after I already spent a fortune buying tickets to travel to UK - now I've just bought the VIP in Poland just to invite you to a fistfight in the parking lot after the show

    • @mollyisaverage
      @mollyisaverage Před rokem

      see u in cambridge parasocial best friend

  • @thehawk5573
    @thehawk5573 Před rokem +6172

    this parasocial relationship joke isn’t going to be so funny when i join your family for christmas dan

    • @MiniNymph
      @MiniNymph Před rokem +288

      The Vlog about some randomer joining his christmas dinner will be very on brand, except for the actual posting bit.

    • @cynniebynnie
      @cynniebynnie Před rokem +32

      LMFAO

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry Před rokem +111

      Exactly. It will also super not be funny when dan checks under his bed.

    • @jason007smith
      @jason007smith Před rokem +23

      HAHAHAHAHH I'm coming with

    • @gabbycurtis9347
      @gabbycurtis9347 Před rokem +21

      This is an incredibly underrated comment.

  • @shibbersscott1575
    @shibbersscott1575 Před rokem +4733

    The fact that all these people prob drew cat whiskers on their faces in middle school, what a time to be bullied relentlessly 🗿

    • @adrianoines521
      @adrianoines521 Před rokem +224

      I did this way too much and should have been bullied. people let that slide when they shouldn't have.

    • @juliettemarii
      @juliettemarii Před rokem +18

      Stop😭

    • @Silly_1824
      @Silly_1824 Před rokem +21

      You didnt have to call me out like this🧍🏻

    • @RioRav
      @RioRav Před rokem +25

      They were all 19-23 they have no idea about the cat whiskers-era

    • @victai163
      @victai163 Před rokem +78

      @@RioRav lol some ppl were fans in middle school (im turning 21 but i got into dnp when i was 13)

  • @MacDoesIt
    @MacDoesIt Před rokem +2532

    I’m glad I can add entertainment to your bathing experience

  • @lisaofhearts
    @lisaofhearts Před rokem +2448

    dan yelling ENHANCE and then putting his face against the screen made me wheeze

  • @confoundedcat
    @confoundedcat Před rokem +1104

    "terrifying bisexual let loose into society" is gonna be my new tinder bio

  • @aylaa6434
    @aylaa6434 Před rokem +1968

    you shaped us as a community be proud of what you've created

    • @Octobris
      @Octobris Před rokem +9

      Are you sure there's much to be proud of

  • @aivareysala9526
    @aivareysala9526 Před rokem +1101

    saw dan in santa barbara and he called me a “cold slutty goth” which tbh, completed me as a human being

  • @brie
    @brie Před rokem +1836

    is this the closest we’ll ever get to a dan and macdoesit collab??

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 Před rokem +18

      Probably tbh

    • @brie
      @brie Před rokem +10

      @@mewmew6158 that’s sad. i saw sumn ab anthony collabing with dan tho 🤪 so hoping dan filmed some collabs with other ppl while in the states on tour 🤧

    • @sulkingsuccubus
      @sulkingsuccubus Před rokem +3

      WE NEED THE COLLAB

    • @kittycat3638
      @kittycat3638 Před rokem +8

      I think they had one but it was when they were both closeted so it's just 'I swear I'm nothing but straight!'

    • @ameisweirdx
      @ameisweirdx Před rokem

      @@brie can u imagine, dan would set off an existential crisis in mac and mac would release dans inner crazy fool itd be so beautiful

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 Před rokem +571

    1:22 I love how Dan assumes everyone on dating apps is looking for a soulmate that’s so sweet

    • @penina8438
      @penina8438 Před rokem +63

      He also assumes ppl actually read profiles before swiping, adorable.

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal Před 5 měsíci +4

      that was his experience onlike circa 2009 and its clouded his vision 😔🫡

  • @xandraster
    @xandraster Před rokem +699

    MacDoesIt and Dan doing a video together would be a dream come true but also pure fuxking chaos

    • @BlazeDupree1525
      @BlazeDupree1525 Před rokem +15

      We need a story time of how he got banned from tinder

    • @thelonelyegg3025
      @thelonelyegg3025 Před rokem +9

      @@BlazeDupree1525 probably tinder thinking he was impersonating. Otherwise just regular old Mac going wild lll

  • @amandakluiter9625
    @amandakluiter9625 Před rokem +143

    Couple of things:
    1) Dan and Mac crossover that I wasn't prepared for
    2) This is grown-up internet support group
    3) Cat whiskers is how I discovered my bisexuality and no I will not be elaborating further thank you

  • @2tatianakfae
    @2tatianakfae Před rokem +381

    I saw Dan's show in Oakland and I gotta be honest, every time he went up or down those stairs I felt a bit of terror that he was going to fall down

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  Před rokem +282

      every show comes with the possibility of a live death how exciting!!!!!

    • @teclinsoro4523
      @teclinsoro4523 Před rokem +16

      That’s just part of the show

    • @nalinikratzin9334
      @nalinikratzin9334 Před rokem +2

      @@danielhowell why does this remind me of a certain robot from Undertale...

  • @katiebell3087
    @katiebell3087 Před rokem +837

    As someone with a dead dad who has made similar jokes, I nearly died of laughter 😂😂

    • @dabarecats9485
      @dabarecats9485 Před rokem

      Just like your dad

    • @bryrk
      @bryrk Před rokem +10

      that's me 😭

    • @BlueDragon-vm1bt
      @BlueDragon-vm1bt Před rokem +146

      Is that how he went too

    • @BlueDragon-vm1bt
      @BlueDragon-vm1bt Před rokem +24

      I should not have said thaattttttt I'm sorry

    • @Alicia-zf3nq
      @Alicia-zf3nq Před rokem +15

      @@BlueDragon-vm1bt as someone with a dead mom, I thought it was a funny response. You've got nothing to be sorry about

  • @SamWest96
    @SamWest96 Před rokem +186

    My friend wrote my tinder profile when we were all very drunk. It was "the last one dumped me on my birthday, the bar is pretty low." Met my husband with that profile, we're parents now. Never would have predicted that.

  • @dangerliesbeforeyou
    @dangerliesbeforeyou Před rokem +533

    plot twist: dan is actually john and the 'daniel howell' persona is just something he created as a thought experiment lol

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  Před rokem +293

      fr daniel howell is way to weird to be real john is much more believable

    • @dangerliesbeforeyou
      @dangerliesbeforeyou Před rokem +10

      @@danielhowell GASP i knew it!

    • @Debuttv
      @Debuttv Před rokem +2

      @@danielhowellyou spelt too wrong

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender Před 26 dny

      @@Debuttvdon't tell him, you'll kill what little spirit he has left

  • @JahrieWobbles
    @JahrieWobbles Před rokem +129

    Thinking abt how I started watching you at like age 10, and now I’m 24 and engaged still watching. I feel like I owe you child support for raising me ☠️

  • @toastburntbread
    @toastburntbread Před rokem +68

    I saw my ex once on tinder. Their bio was them bluntly describing all their genuine red flags to a tee in a factual way.

  • @olivergullikson2080
    @olivergullikson2080 Před rokem +311

    i didn’t think we would ever get a stephosims/daniel howell collab but this is the best way it could have gone

  • @Whackusbonk
    @Whackusbonk Před rokem +93

    I’m convinced that Dan doesn’t age because he’s managed to remain constantly relatable throughout the years

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender Před 26 dny

      or maybe we're all aging at the same rate

  • @inthemoondust2900
    @inthemoondust2900 Před rokem +39

    STEPHOSIMS????
    not the crossover we wanted, but the crossover we deserve

  • @Chloe_rae
    @Chloe_rae Před rokem +151

    Petition for Dan to make a dystopian daily dating app.

  • @alexderuiter1505
    @alexderuiter1505 Před rokem +132

    The fact that Dan is posting regularly still is new to me I get excited every time

  • @ruthborg6076
    @ruthborg6076 Před rokem +35

    If I had a Tinder profile it would literally be: wants sex but also wants to be left tf alone…you have to know when to do what.”

  • @ionlydressthatway
    @ionlydressthatway Před rokem +28

    as an aspec, the whole concept of dating apps is simultaneously utterly horrifying and morbidly fascinating so thanks for this window into the world of allos

  • @strugglingartist5564
    @strugglingartist5564 Před rokem +122

    I still can’t believe we are getting so much new content

  • @daniellebronkhorst2168
    @daniellebronkhorst2168 Před rokem +35

    What if Dan brought back Internet Support Group on Dystopia Daily?? Like set up a new email n go thro some messages every month or every couple months like he used to. Those vids were always so funny.

  • @mollyisaverage
    @mollyisaverage Před rokem +96

    i avoid getting rejected by people by simply distancing myself from everybody, eliminating all possibility of finding a soulmate 😎

    • @meumundosecreto7694
      @meumundosecreto7694 Před rokem +12

      It feels like I'm looking at a mirror

    • @Dora-rr3hw
      @Dora-rr3hw Před rokem +10

      No relationship = no pain

    • @ActualCharky
      @ActualCharky Před rokem +7

      The thing with soulmates is that they'll find you anyway

    • @oLynxXo
      @oLynxXo Před rokem +9

      @@ActualCharky Don't give them hope they'll just end up disappointed.

    • @Meccarox
      @Meccarox Před rokem +3

      So true

  • @leprechaunlake
    @leprechaunlake Před rokem +165

    dan uploading will always be the highlight of the day

  • @lesliehall7161
    @lesliehall7161 Před rokem +65

    I’m glad your audience didn’t let you down! Honestly you attract a lot of very cool people! 😊

  • @salemsmushroom
    @salemsmushroom Před rokem +69

    the way hes mainly roasting people with the same energy as himself

  • @brie
    @brie Před rokem +236

    hoping this video stays up longer than your last tinder video (real ones know)

    • @nadiamillones9979
      @nadiamillones9979 Před rokem +8

      EXPLAIN

    • @icedcashewmilklatte
      @icedcashewmilklatte Před rokem +39

      he made a tinder video way back when basically cracking jokes with potential dates. it got taken down because the people in the video didn’t want it up apparently.

    • @brie
      @brie Před rokem +39

      ^^ “way back when” bro i made another comment saying like “oh two years or so ago maybe” n someone came back n was like “more like six” n i went and looked and it really was like five almost six years ago ✋🏻 it does not feel like it was that long ago frrr

    • @ry5551
      @ry5551 Před rokem +10

      with the wooden hamster thing ?

    • @madybell6753
      @madybell6753 Před rokem +10

      @@ry5551 no, I’m pretty sure that was a Phil video with Dan in it! This was a Dan specific video

  • @madybell6753
    @madybell6753 Před rokem +31

    I didn’t expect my profile to actually be in it 😭😭😭 I haven’t been on my bumble account in like three months

    • @madybell6753
      @madybell6753 Před rokem +5

      Anyways, stream ‘Side Effect’ by FKA Rayne lmao

  • @charlottawhitfield
    @charlottawhitfield Před rokem +49

    can i just say the theme tune for dystopia daily is the perfect mix of edgy angst and actual musical greatness, thank you

  • @itsrainbow123
    @itsrainbow123 Před rokem +6

    BAHAHA THAT'S ME AND MY PARTNER AT 11:43!! Thank you so much for including us and our cursed child

  • @orangepekoetea
    @orangepekoetea Před rokem +7

    funniest part of the video was dan saying "ENHANCE" and then putting his entire eyeball against the screen instead of like. zooming in

  • @hiMickeyhi
    @hiMickeyhi Před rokem +13

    Honestly, Dan coming back to CZcams has been my favorite revive series ever. Fantastic work on getting going again! That shit is hard and scary to do so I truly admire your work

  • @vampiredinosaur
    @vampiredinosaur Před rokem +45

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the mitering of the stripes on the shoulders of Dan’s sweater?

  • @madzshelena2267
    @madzshelena2267 Před rokem +9

    I am living for all of the credits in the description, I'm so happy you have an entire team of people now to help with videos! Also all the languages you have captions made in is absolutely wonderful 😍

  • @upsidedownturtle6742
    @upsidedownturtle6742 Před rokem +13

    seeing Mac reply to this brought me so much joy (esp hearing Dan watches his videos). love when my fave ytbers interact even if it's for a second

  • @mosshealy3280
    @mosshealy3280 Před rokem +34

    Oh this is gonna get mean and weirdly personal
    Edit:
    Me: *kins Luigi*
    Dan: big bottom energy
    Me: *surprised pikachu face in bottom*

  • @jasminevawter3887
    @jasminevawter3887 Před rokem +11

    Dan talking about watching Mac when hes looking for opinions in the bath while im watching Dan...for the purpose of hearing opinions while im chilln in my bath

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 Před rokem +17

    I'm the person with the Shrek photo and it got me on many disappointing dates!!!

  • @brie
    @brie Před rokem +156

    wish tinder never kicked me off it’s platform for tryna make a bag (was searching for a sugar daddy) 👋🏻😔

    • @bornwithhorns
      @bornwithhorns Před rokem +8

      LMAO

    • @brie
      @brie Před rokem +17

      @@bornwithhorns literally got the email i’d been banned within 30 minutes fr 😭

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena Před rokem +6

      Why wouldn't you use one of the Sugar Daddy dating sites? They're specifically for Sugar Daddy finding, so you won't get banned there 🤔😉

    • @brie
      @brie Před rokem +27

      @@princessblazena cause most of the guys there are all the fake guys like “send me a $50 gift card and i’ll give you an allowance of $2000 and spoil you financially the $50 is just to prove to me you’re loyal” like girl… do i look THAT stupid to you??? the only place i’ve ever found luck with guys who pay is on findom twt but even then it’s hit or miss

  • @violetsnotviolence
    @violetsnotviolence Před rokem +7

    I love cats, can't drive, and am possibly addicted to cake. I'm still holding out hope, lol.

  • @rebeccahdurant9504
    @rebeccahdurant9504 Před rokem +18

    Dan roasted people's outfits, then he had to make a video of people roasting his... the only next logical step from here is us roasting Dan's Tinder profile

  • @bttrflymagic
    @bttrflymagic Před rokem +56

    Here comes Dan with his aggressively wholesome “roasting” again!! He keeps using that word….I don’t think it means what he thinks it means 😂

  • @CB-vv4tm
    @CB-vv4tm Před rokem +20

    As a person with a recently passed mom … I’m angry she hung out with you for such a significant amount of time without me. 9:20

  • @barbaram5769
    @barbaram5769 Před rokem +5

    Honestly, was so mad when I went to see the tour, feeling cute, and then everyone looked like this. Immediately put in my place.

  • @lauryn_ski
    @lauryn_ski Před rokem +9

    every time I watch a Dan video or see anything pertaining to him and his journey it makes me so insanely happy and overcome with emotion, like we have watched him blossom in to this amazing person he is today. We we have all gone on this journey of self discovery on our own, together. How insane is that? Im tipsy and feeling sentimental rn but Im so proud of all of us fr we got this far yall damn

  • @vincentwhittaker3686
    @vincentwhittaker3686 Před rokem +9

    thx for helping me through my depression dan Xx

  • @bangtanala4558
    @bangtanala4558 Před rokem +1

    i love dystopia daily omg thank you dan for continuing to give us content !!

  • @brie
    @brie Před rokem +13

    the areola grande costume deserves an award

  • @wildflowies
    @wildflowies Před rokem +5

    this made me think of Would You Date THE REAL Dan, gone but never forgotten

  • @georgiamae3370
    @georgiamae3370 Před rokem

    I’m really loving the new content you can really tell dans happier :)

  • @sophieannexx
    @sophieannexx Před rokem +1

    kinda needed this today so thank you

  • @juniperfox1064
    @juniperfox1064 Před rokem +8

    having dan uploading regularly is such a blessing

  • @MrLeto-xc6ft
    @MrLeto-xc6ft Před rokem +6

    Dan single handedly curing my depression one dystopia daily episode an the time

  • @skidkaguyasupremacy5357
    @skidkaguyasupremacy5357 Před rokem +1

    peak eat while youtube moment with dan. i love this series so much. i literally starve myself until i have time to sit down and eat when i see you posted

  • @leslieallen6296
    @leslieallen6296 Před rokem +2

    Sorry I couldn't make it to your show in Mesa, AZ but hope to see you one day. You rock Dan! Thank you for your videos.

  • @nataliatheweirdo
    @nataliatheweirdo Před rokem +9

    Dystopia daily is usually what gets me out of bed in the morning, this particular day i happened to be already out of bed when this was uploaded- and i felt like i completed sometthing 😂

  • @jelletimmermans3916
    @jelletimmermans3916 Před rokem

    absolutely love this series!!!

  • @the-pink-hacker
    @the-pink-hacker Před rokem +1

    Glad to see you posting!

  • @rubyrose7726
    @rubyrose7726 Před rokem +9

    "I know you. I love you. We are friends." Leave me alone.

  • @VannaJohnson
    @VannaJohnson Před rokem +3

    Was at the show in Seattle. Brought someone who had no idea who Dan was up until that point, we both loved the show. Please incorporate more jumpsuits into your daily wardrobe.

  • @ZombieGoddessxi
    @ZombieGoddessxi Před rokem +1

    I adore this pattern of a person guest then an animal guess! Can’t wait to see who is next and what creature is next!

  • @marcom5575
    @marcom5575 Před rokem +2

    Watching your videos procrastinating a final essay for college. Somehow I feel motivated, thanks Dan

  • @dreaglum
    @dreaglum Před rokem +5

    dan and his aggressive praise never gets old

  • @aryastark2836
    @aryastark2836 Před rokem +8

    The dad coffin bio was so horrible I laughed

  • @brenna5200
    @brenna5200 Před rokem

    I love that now when I watch these videos and I see the tour announcement, it reminds me of the show in Seattle and makes me smile

  • @lenamoonwitch
    @lenamoonwitch Před rokem

    man i’m high af but i loved this video. i’m loving dystopia daily + a MacDoesIt mention! this video reminded me i need to be checking twitter more often lmao. also yeah i would definitely say you were a defining feature of going up in the 2010s so you’ve for sure helped mold our culture. i’m 20, in my third year of university and i’ve been watching your videos since i was 13.

  • @haydenisonearth
    @haydenisonearth Před rokem +5

    just love daniel and feeling wholesome enough to actually comment

  • @EVa-ir8tw
    @EVa-ir8tw Před rokem +3

    Daniel putting his face close to the screen to count cheese slides on the ciabatta sandwich is a whole mood ✨

  • @hannesgx_
    @hannesgx_ Před rokem +1

    Love the content bestie

  • @calebwilson.27
    @calebwilson.27 Před rokem

    Omg!! Hi! I’m so glad you’re back! I haven’t been on CZcams in a while but I missed you being here and your content🖤

  • @ashleypeterson1686
    @ashleypeterson1686 Před rokem +89

    Dan being jealous of a guy who’s name is almost puke is hilarious to me, not to roast my main man Puk.

  • @nikkimurray8938
    @nikkimurray8938 Před rokem +19

    First of all, all of your fans are hot?? Second, I think you should make one of these where those of us in relationships tell you how we met our significant other (funny stories only)

  • @chuualwayswins
    @chuualwayswins Před rokem +1

    0:48 why do I love this little jingle sm

  • @mollyisaverage
    @mollyisaverage Před rokem +1

    very excited for episode 4 danny fire

  • @avaiyankasen3057
    @avaiyankasen3057 Před rokem +3

    I'm so glad Dan uploaded when he did cos I was about to cry for a really crappy reason T o T

  • @ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY

    I love that Daniel Howell watches Mac Does It this is the best information I’ve ever been given

  • @zeynebnv
    @zeynebnv Před rokem +1

    These episodes are never enough 🖤

  • @user-xg6vx1xq8e
    @user-xg6vx1xq8e Před rokem

    thank you for actually uploading videos😢I’ve missed you so much, happy every time I see a notification

  • @leew2400
    @leew2400 Před rokem +4

    This was a great video to watch while stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire in Canadian winter

  • @chloepatrick12
    @chloepatrick12 Před rokem +7

    these mascots never fail to surprise me

  • @Olivia3641
    @Olivia3641 Před rokem +2

    I’ve never been this early before! Yay!!!!!! I now get to watch the Roast Master, Dan Howell, roast those Tinder profiles!

  • @roastdating
    @roastdating Před rokem +1

    Love this! Give us more ROAST 🔥

  • @Xplreli
    @Xplreli Před rokem +8

    Thank you for filling the void in my heart and continuing our beautiful parasocial relationship for another week father ❤

  • @julesfinch9970
    @julesfinch9970 Před rokem +5

    Your show is incredible 💜 I'm so glad my partners got me tickets as an early christmas gift 💜💜

  • @Woolalbatross19
    @Woolalbatross19 Před 11 měsíci

    This is literally the funniest video I’ve watched in years, thank you Dan ;-;

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 Před rokem +18

    This fandom has the best energy honestly

  • @pikachuvic4875
    @pikachuvic4875 Před rokem +3

    Thank you for giving me a reason to crawl out of my hole of depression.

  • @bobbiemeri7245
    @bobbiemeri7245 Před rokem

    I realize it’s been months but as soon as I saw this video I clicked and it was probably the funniest video I’ve watched in a while and I liked your little segments. Pls make more videos mWah ❤

  • @marionapina
    @marionapina Před rokem +2

    Gotta love seeing my favs, Steph and Mac on the legend’s vid

  • @jupiterpls
    @jupiterpls Před rokem +4

    when you are a full introvert and terrified of intimacy so have never even entertained the idea of a dating app...ah, yes very relatable episode i am down with these kids

  • @teclinsoro4523
    @teclinsoro4523 Před rokem +4

    i’m still in denial about dan uploading consistently

  • @mochees
    @mochees Před rokem +2

    every week I am surprised there's a new video

  • @bryndurocher7958
    @bryndurocher7958 Před rokem +1

    Cant wait to watch this

  • @bryrk
    @bryrk Před rokem +5

    I'm dead dad person, glad it finally paid off :)

  • @georgiabrown2037
    @georgiabrown2037 Před rokem +7

    I’ve never been so glad that I didn’t submit my profile to a video!