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  • @PatThePrototype
    @PatThePrototype Pƙed rokem +299

    i love how the girls legs are lined up with Alex's body

  • @velvetine74
    @velvetine74 Pƙed rokem +732

    I love how Alex doesn't argue with Joe when he says "it's the same gun" and then half an hour later they re visit it and Alex proves he's right. If you watch enough of these Alex is ALWAYS right but suffers in silence, lol
    EDIT: I have since watched the film and can confirm the same gun was indeed carried out of the quicksand on a sling. Adam then places it down off screen to say something about the asteroid. In the subsequent scene whilst still en-route to the 2nd half of the ship the gun is clearly visible.

    • @Bluis5445
      @Bluis5445 Pƙed rokem +109

      Because Daddy joe writes his checks

    • @Puggy42069
      @Puggy42069 Pƙed rokem +145

      Alex is the smartest of the group. Very perceptive and cogent.

    • @devon596
      @devon596 Pƙed rokem +24

      I also think it was the same gun. He had it after leaving the quicksand, but before reaching the ship, even though it did appear to sink into the quicksand. Unfortunately, I think this is a continuity error in the movie.

    • @thesixth2330
      @thesixth2330 Pƙed rokem +6

      So True!!!!!

    • @murkinsmurff219
      @murkinsmurff219 Pƙed rokem +57

      Which is why Alex should have his own show

  • @GreenSupreme.223
    @GreenSupreme.223 Pƙed rokem +455

    Them conquering space flight before healthcare is the most believable part of the movie

    • @zeratul____1228
      @zeratul____1228 Pƙed rokem +20

      Merica

    • @racionador
      @racionador Pƙed rokem +31

      again this is a american problem, any other country in the world have some form of healthcare.
      thats why i love to live in brazil even with all it problems i would never be mad to travel to a country where i can die at hospital door because i did not payed a overpriced bill

    • @RosaParksWasWyt
      @RosaParksWasWyt Pƙed rokem

      @@racionador no hospital in the entire country of America will let you die at the door because you can’t pay the bill. You don’t even get a bill until like 3 weeks after you get out of the hospital and have been treated. Absolutely no one has ever died because of this. You’re about as intelligent as a poopy flavored lollipop

    • @Project_Zomboi
      @Project_Zomboi Pƙed rokem +19

      @@racionadorOh you'll be seen and taken care of but have a heart attack when the bill comes in.

    • @offjvlone8969
      @offjvlone8969 Pƙed rokem

      @@Project_Zomboi exactly lol people think they’ll just let you die 😂, they make money from keeping people in payment plans now

  • @ramsessalderete1935
    @ramsessalderete1935 Pƙed rokem +217

    They should of kept the passengers alive when the ship crashed so they can have some people get eaten. There's no worries for the two main characters cause you know they make it.

    • @dr.sommercamp3435
      @dr.sommercamp3435 Pƙed rokem +22

      You mean like in "Pitch Black"?!đŸ€Ł

    • @FatalAlcatraz
      @FatalAlcatraz Pƙed rokem +10

      *should have

    • @gilbertotrevino7725
      @gilbertotrevino7725 Pƙed rokem +4

      I thought that was gona happen 😯😕

    • @SJK-ROW-K
      @SJK-ROW-K Pƙed rokem +2

      Worrrrd!

    • @jordangarcia465
      @jordangarcia465 Pƙed rokem +8

      that's the exact thing I thought of after seeing it, like have the little girl's family be torn up by those goofy raptors or something because each fight just happens in a snap with no stakes cause you know the only two characters won't die.

  • @benhenderson8952
    @benhenderson8952 Pƙed rokem +735

    Seeing Alex’s face & expression saves me 47mins 💀

  • @instantrameng0d36
    @instantrameng0d36 Pƙed rokem +321

    I saw the beers and I INSTANTLY knew what kind of review this is goning to be.

    • @RCLIM-yx8gv
      @RCLIM-yx8gv Pƙed rokem +3

      I think this movie perfectly symbolizes modern Hollywood cinema and, most of all, writing. 😏

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra Pƙed rokem +1

      I usually spot Joe's droopy eyelids and loose demeanour first.

    • @instantrameng0d36
      @instantrameng0d36 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@RCLIM-yx8gv I know right. it's the same with video games too.

    • @instantrameng0d36
      @instantrameng0d36 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@BlueZirnitra Joe must be tired from all the shit games and movies. haha I know Alex is

    • @KeeperProtector
      @KeeperProtector Pƙed rokem +2

      It was a fail sadly. I wanted a dinosaur movie that's not Jurassic Park/World related, but unfortunately it didn't deliver.😞

  • @newdefsys
    @newdefsys Pƙed rokem +15

    You know that feeling you get when you start a movie and just 5 minutes in you know its going to be bad ? That's this movie.

  • @alexandersideris924
    @alexandersideris924 Pƙed rokem +80

    This Movie could have been a wonderful reimagining of Turok where he crash lands with advanced tech and has to fashion stone age tools to fight dinosaurs.

    • @ghost245353
      @ghost245353 Pƙed rokem +6

      I totally forgot about that game

    • @gilbertotrevino7725
      @gilbertotrevino7725 Pƙed rokem +6

      That would of been brilliant idea. The actor Adam Driver has a big nose just like Turok and would been an amazing movie experience if they pulled it off.

    • @frenchonion4595
      @frenchonion4595 Pƙed rokem +5

      Its baffling how bad Hollywood these day's. 90% of the movies they pump out are terrible these days. No creativity, just worse and worse rehashes

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan Pƙed rokem +1

      there's so much potential to make a Turok franchise and for it to kick butt..but for some reason they'd rather make this crap and more pointless JP and Avatar films..
      I
      AM
      TUROK!

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan Pƙed rokem

      @@frenchonion4595 Back in the day you you paid a ton to have a movie camera to film your movie, a passion project you poured your hear and soul into and so you made sure you had everything on point and were very serious and committed to making that film...now it's easy for anyone to get a decent camera and CGI crew and so any dope can just slap it together.
      What we're also seeing is what the digital-MP3 age did to music now happening to movies. Movies have been cheapened. Quantity over quality. I mean look at the 1950's, all films were a big deal and never a 6/10, even actors had to be able to sing and dance. Singers had to be able to sing, while today you can fake it 'til you make it. You can guarantee that if it's a streaming movie, a movie made by a streaming service, that it's gonna feel like it. It's assembly line BS with the same woke formula. Gee whiz, the girl saves the day at the end. haha Nearly every movie now is a 6/10 now and predictable.
      This movie lacked in script material so much that it couldn't even fill 1.5 hours. Incredible. A movie like this should have been 2 hours. It should have been way better, lots of potential, but it's just another rehashed story that we've seen in so many other films..sprinkled with dino glitter.

  • @defeatingvetis490
    @defeatingvetis490 Pƙed rokem +154

    How hard is it to make a dinosaur movie?!

    • @drterraminator2651
      @drterraminator2651 Pƙed rokem +30

      Yes , majority of the dinosaurs looked nothing like what they are or where completely fake ( 4 legged trex) and all acted like the same mindless monster, no diversity in scenes ,

    • @daArtist_
      @daArtist_ Pƙed rokem +6

      @@drterraminator2651 bruh this film is better than Jurassic World

    • @KeeperProtector
      @KeeperProtector Pƙed rokem +9

      The first Jurassic Park & Jurassic World I really like, but the other films just weren't as good. They need to make dinosaurs scary & horrifying again like the Dino Crisis video game.

    • @drterraminator2651
      @drterraminator2651 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@daArtist_ i never mentioned jurassic world, dinosaur ≠ jurassic world, they are ancient animals that can have alot of potential in the media but they always manage to make it bad or boring

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Pƙed rokem +8

      Apparently very very very hard!! They have made countless sequels to the Jurassic Park movies (and countless direct to DVD rip-offs) and only the first one was the best. 2 is watchable. The rest are trash.

  • @victorlambheart2901
    @victorlambheart2901 Pƙed rokem +254

    This seems like a movie that would've come out in the 70s.

    • @DragonHeart613
      @DragonHeart613 Pƙed rokem +12

      Or '80s.

    • @social_exe
      @social_exe Pƙed rokem +2

      Accurate as hell

    • @Lordofthereee_
      @Lordofthereee_ Pƙed rokem

      70's movies had 0 woke bullshit so sorry but this isn't 70's tier cinema. Its literal garbage.

    • @DragonHeart613
      @DragonHeart613 Pƙed rokem +15

      @Padlock Steve One of the most overrated film series ever.

    • @noahlittrell4296
      @noahlittrell4296 Pƙed rokem +7

      You mean like Planet of the Dinosaurs?

  • @cmdrbillpaxton4302
    @cmdrbillpaxton4302 Pƙed rokem +15

    After the opening scene, they had only two actor/actress, both spoke different languages, therefore no meaningful dialog could occur. What a mistake.

  • @Z31Turbo
    @Z31Turbo Pƙed rokem +95

    I look forward to watching it on Pitch Meeting, sounds like it will be the best way to experience it.

    • @gladiatorscoops4907
      @gladiatorscoops4907 Pƙed rokem +21

      Ooooo saving time watching Pitch Meetings instead of actually watching the movie is TIGHT!

    • @obiwan9662
      @obiwan9662 Pƙed rokem +2

      Oh I’m sure that’s gonna be difficult to watch that video

    • @MrKentsvenstrup
      @MrKentsvenstrup Pƙed rokem +6

      So, you have an average sci-fi movie for me?

    • @francisoffilth7953
      @francisoffilth7953 Pƙed rokem +6

      @@obiwan9662not at all. It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @joshuaglass1827
      @joshuaglass1827 Pƙed rokem +1

      Dude so true lmao

  • @ClockworkMan13
    @ClockworkMan13 Pƙed rokem +106

    The idea of "Futuristic people land on alien planet, turns out to be Earth" is one of the oldest sci-fi plots. Planet of the Apes, The twilight Zone, possibly even older.

    • @syoun678
      @syoun678 Pƙed rokem +5

      Planet of the Prehistoric Women. Was one of the original MST3K movies

    • @ElevenEvilExes
      @ElevenEvilExes Pƙed rokem

      only when PLANET OF THE APES did it, it made sense, because it used time dilation to get them to the distant future.

    • @thomasbell8451
      @thomasbell8451 Pƙed rokem +4

      The difference is those are futuristic humans. Adam Driver is an alien.

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane Pƙed rokem +3

      @@thomasbell8451 So it's that tired cliche of an alien that looks exactly like a human? We could forgive such things in the Star Wars and Star Trek era before they had cgi and could only use men in costumes/makeup, but I'm getting tired of aliens still always being bipeds with 2 arms, 2 eyes, nose, mouth, and so on. James Cameron's Avatar is the most egregious, because you've got the money to make some truly alien looking aliens, but then to make the audience like the aliens such as in district 9 takes writing skill Cameron didn't have and couldn't find. So he took the easy way out and made them human-like with adorable animal features and a pleasant blue color.

    • @BrianHartman
      @BrianHartman Pƙed rokem +2

      The difference here is that they didn't even give the audience that surprise. They stated it at the beginning of the movie.

  • @YuvalDorfman
    @YuvalDorfman Pƙed rokem +43

    Alexes face is in a perpetual state of the face you make when you hear the song “hello darkness my old friend”

    • @makasete30
      @makasete30 Pƙed rokem +5

      I remember in a recent Q&A video someone asked why Alex was sad at the start. He said, “I’m not sad. I just have resting bitch face”.
      I caught a rare smile at 8:03 though.

    • @YuvalDorfman
      @YuvalDorfman Pƙed rokem

      @@makasete30 yea I thought it was rbs but its not exactly a bitch face, he doesn’t look angry or bitchy or snobby. He just kind of looks sad, depressed maybe.
      Its resting clinically depressed face

  • @DeathMetalThrasher
    @DeathMetalThrasher Pƙed rokem +13

    Adam Driver will initiate order 66 on the dinos in the sequel.

    • @ammie886
      @ammie886 Pƙed rokem

      Oh that's how they really went extinct đŸ€Ł

  • @jamesprice9560
    @jamesprice9560 Pƙed rokem +50

    Just got out of this movie. It feels like ‘after Earth’ if it had dinosaurs and anyone that’s seen After earth knows that’s not really a good thing. It’s a boring movie that doesn’t have enough time to develop the relationship between the two characters. It’s like a terrible version of the last of us, Jurassic park and after earth had a baby
    EDIT: WOW, OJ said the same thing as me 😂

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 Pƙed rokem +7

      And so did a commenter on Jeremy Jahns’ review earlier today, not just OJ.

    • @ronnibech3376
      @ronnibech3376 Pƙed rokem +1

      I am going to be that guy to say i enjoyed After Earth đŸ˜č but I will also agree it is not a great movie only decent

    • @Eskeletor_210
      @Eskeletor_210 Pƙed rokem

      I might check it out, been playing Ark with the homies so I want my Dino kicks

    • @retrolightman6737
      @retrolightman6737 Pƙed rokem +3

      Same comment on Jeremy Jahns review.

    • @superpotroast
      @superpotroast Pƙed rokem

      Just from the first trailer, I could've told you it was just an After Earth clone..

  • @chad5696
    @chad5696 Pƙed rokem +10

    There are definitely issues, but if you go in expecting a high budget, B rated, creature feature then you’ll be happy.
    Much better than anything Marvel has released recently (ie. Thor Love and Thunder, Eternals, Dr Strange and Multiverse of Madness)

  • @gamerGUY3013
    @gamerGUY3013 Pƙed rokem +25

    Did Joe just learn the term *"plot contrivance"* cause holy f*ck. Plot contrivance stocks are going up purely because of this video

    • @nick4810
      @nick4810 Pƙed rokem +8

      he definitely just found out what it means, the fact he had to tell us the definition presuming we wouldn't know says it all, soooo annoying lol

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 Pƙed rokem

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Chadghostal
      @Chadghostal Pƙed rokem

      thank you! toilet paper word of the day.

    • @Phantazmay
      @Phantazmay Pƙed rokem +2

      ​@@nick4810 nah, he definitely knew what that was before. Maybe he recently learn there's a term for it. But I've seen him talk about it years ago. He explained it for people that don't know. At some point you didn't know what that was.

    • @prolastmedia6171
      @prolastmedia6171 Pƙed rokem +3

      @@nick4810 He's been using the phrase for years lol you're just projecting your insecurity

  • @somethingboss
    @somethingboss Pƙed rokem +80

    Alex's face told me everything I needed to know in the first 5 seconds.
    Seriously, why is it so hard to make a good Dino movie these days!! Should be easy af!!

    • @mtell620
      @mtell620 Pƙed rokem +12

      They can make good CGI but they can't write good stories or protagonist anymore.

    • @eldritchmorgasm4018
      @eldritchmorgasm4018 Pƙed rokem +3

      Well, at least it's not from Disney, so... 😅

    • @kiillabytez
      @kiillabytez Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

      It's not like they have any other film to reference, right?

  • @Westsailor
    @Westsailor Pƙed rokem +5

    One thing not mentioned that I could not overlook is during every plot contrivance that Adam Driver had to deal with/escape by himself he still ends up later with all the equipment he left his ship with. i.e. Adam has to crawk thru a tunnel barely big enough to squeeze himself thru. Yet 5 minutes later he has all his equipment

  • @ITSJFE
    @ITSJFE Pƙed rokem +31

    Can we just appreciate the awesomeness of the actors name?
    ADAM DRIVER!!! so cool

  • @atimetraveler4910
    @atimetraveler4910 Pƙed rokem +30

    I love how you guys always just get into the review right away without plugging anything or doing ad breaks. This is the best movie/game channel ever

    • @strangernine
      @strangernine Pƙed rokem +1

      you must be new here 😂 the angry army is the main ad they plug as well as g fuel an surf shark but that’s mostly for big reviews an the news every monday an tuesday

    • @atimetraveler4910
      @atimetraveler4910 Pƙed rokem +3

      @@strangernine nah all the vids ive watched on his review had NO PLUGS, so either you must be new or you must not watch his videos. I use to watch him back when i had my old youtube channel, since 2013

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      Many of his videos have had ad breaks and plug in and sponsors.

    • @atimetraveler4910
      @atimetraveler4910 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki barely

  • @MADMO215
    @MADMO215 Pƙed rokem +15

    Alex needs his own segment or channel

  • @alejandrovallencci
    @alejandrovallencci Pƙed rokem +74

    I genuinely think Alex has the best takes when it comes to movie breakdowns. He’s gotta start his own channel at some point, he’d kill it

    • @XGrimzukiX
      @XGrimzukiX Pƙed rokem +19

      Last year I would’ve argued with you and told you how foolish you are. Sadly AJs meltdown and scolding everyone for not liking She Hulk left a bad taste in my mouth and many others. I watched every video he posted. He’d go three days without posting and I’d go to the most recent video and comment “we’re waiting” and other cringe.
      Honestly I never cared for Alex that much especially in the beginning and AJ was definitely my favorite followed by OJ. But being told to “grow thicker skin” by AJ (the guy who refused to stream Elden Ring because “chat is being mean”) was just a hypocritical spit in the face.
      I’ve struggled to watch ever since and so have many other loyal fans.
      Pre she hulk meltdown a movie review of any kind that was posted over 5 hours ago would’ve cleared 100k views. This has been up for 18 hours and still isn’t at 80k...
      I’ve watched maybe 5 AJ videos post meltdown but they’re still a struggle. It just reminds me of that childish friend that lashes out emotionally and says terrible things then pretends it’s all cool the next day. Then they never apologize for the terrible and knowingly wrong things they said and try and play it off like it didn’t happen because they don’t have the honor or integrity to say “I went too far”...That’s all I see him as now, he’s literally “that friend”.
      His tirade also brought out the worst and I saw the “toxic male gamer” the media speaks of. The most annoying part was that he was having a meltdown over a show that he is the butt of every joke for. And not funny jokes mind you, but more just blatant insults than actual jokes. It was such a shill moment that it broke me.
      After 10 years and three accounts I unsubscribed. I re-subscribed a month or two later but basically for no reason seeing as I don’t watch them.
      Show is almost ruined for me and I’d gladly watch a different trio if they could match this vibe.
      Open to suggestions.

    • @asantiago2039
      @asantiago2039 Pƙed rokem +14

      I completely agree.
      AJ should let Alex take control of movies and some show reviews. I feel like Alex has a better grasp, improv, critical thinking, and better thinking on his feet compared to AJ, who seems to struggle getting his thoughts out. I'm not saying AJ sucks but I believe he's the kind of dude who's better at following a scrip that he writes. i think that'ss why his game reviews are fantastic. So when he does these impromptu reviews, they're mediocre at best

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 Pƙed rokem +20

      @@XGrimzukiX I suggest you get thicker skin and stop taking these things so seriously.

    • @01oo011
      @01oo011 Pƙed rokem +9

      @@emhu2594 I second that.

    • @XGrimzukiX
      @XGrimzukiX Pƙed rokem +1

      @@emhu2594 oh no, I made you mad...Truth hurts eh, I’ll stop though. Thin skinned kids like you are just so touchy and sensitive whenever AJ is criticized. Pleased emu?

  • @himeccms893
    @himeccms893 Pƙed rokem +4

    The director couldn't differentiate between a comet and an asteroid. Asteroids are invisible until it hits the atmosphere and then you have seconds before impact but in this movie you can see it hovering in the sky for the duration of the movie.

  • @cyzerxp
    @cyzerxp Pƙed rokem +50

    New drinking game...take a drink every time Joe says "plot contrivance"

    • @nick4810
      @nick4810 Pƙed rokem +9

      it was driving me mad, can he not hear himself?

    • @Gradymeister
      @Gradymeister Pƙed rokem +3

      As i read this he said it

    • @cpayne121890
      @cpayne121890 Pƙed rokem +3

      Was looking for this comment lol

    • @burner9481
      @burner9481 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@nick4810 it's because everyone complains when he uses "plot hole" incorrectly. So now he's using this phrase instead but people complain again anyway đŸ€Ł

    • @CommanderZero1
      @CommanderZero1 Pƙed rokem

      Literally popped a beer and read this. I was like “Oh no” lol

  • @panesolo3082
    @panesolo3082 Pƙed rokem +49

    One of those movies that makes you wonder why they make dumb decisions. The movie is constantly trying to make you hate it and at the end I was regretting my decision to go and see it.

    • @Ian501st
      @Ian501st Pƙed rokem

      Yeap

    • @DragonHeart613
      @DragonHeart613 Pƙed rokem

      I love Adam Driver regardless of whether he's starring in brilliant movies like The Last Duel, utter s@$tfests like the last jedi or just dumb fun popcorn flicks like 65. Adam always delivers a great performance no matter what kind of movie he does.

  • @azayrian1052
    @azayrian1052 Pƙed rokem +11

    Beautiful to be here when it says No Views. Never thought I’d see it. I’m excited to see this new review.

    • @greeenmamba1465
      @greeenmamba1465 Pƙed rokem +2

      the first time i clicked before any views got registered i came just a little bit in my pants, i was at work so it was really embarrassing

  • @ThisIs_Tactics
    @ThisIs_Tactics Pƙed rokem +45

    Alex seems to be a better at this than Joe and proves himself right all the time like when he said there was a second gun and joe said nooo Alex

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 Pƙed rokem +3

      Joe plays video games for a living, give him a break lol

    • @liphrium9858
      @liphrium9858 Pƙed rokem +16

      Bro i dont know if you know this but they're a team not against each other.

    • @cardinalrule6810
      @cardinalrule6810 Pƙed rokem +9

      I actually remember a time years ago in which everyone hated Alex bc they thought he was too smug. Oh how times have changed.

    • @prolastmedia6171
      @prolastmedia6171 Pƙed rokem

      It's not a competition weirdo, joe has three people on the panel for a reason. Now enjoy the content without being a parasocial internet goblin

    • @MarvelousMusicmmusic
      @MarvelousMusicmmusic Pƙed rokem +2

      ​@@cardinalrule6810 He's still smug sometimes imo

  • @tritium1998
    @tritium1998 Pƙed rokem +5

    Alex ranting about the writer writing the script with a crayon was the funniest part.

  • @benpriest1418
    @benpriest1418 Pƙed rokem +3

    Btw the reason the gun is wildly inconsistent is the settings he changes. He only changes them once though so easy to miss.

  • @MrTheBritishness
    @MrTheBritishness Pƙed rokem +39

    Yo Alex’s initial pose is all I need to understand what kind of movie it is đŸ˜©đŸ˜©

  • @domingorubies656
    @domingorubies656 Pƙed rokem +13

    Stacked month in theaters with Shazam , Wick , Ghostface so defenitely watching this in Prime Video/HBO Max

  • @theNEWMASKSdudexxx
    @theNEWMASKSdudexxx Pƙed rokem +11

    The amount of times Joe says "plot contrivances" in this review drove me insane. Dude should not try and sound like a legit movie critic

    • @chasejackson7248
      @chasejackson7248 Pƙed rokem +3

      He just discovered that word, that's why he keeps saying it.

    • @shelch
      @shelch Pƙed rokem

      Yeah.. He even reads off the definition in this video... So it really came off like he googled "How to sound like a professional movie reviewer" right before doing this review and went back to it to read it to us... Maybe this is one they should have reshot lol.

    • @prolastmedia6171
      @prolastmedia6171 Pƙed rokem

      You must be weak minded if that was enough to break you 😂

    • @theNEWMASKSdudexxx
      @theNEWMASKSdudexxx Pƙed rokem

      @@prolastmedia6171 Only weak minded people repeat the same phrase over and over.

    • @prolastmedia6171
      @prolastmedia6171 Pƙed rokem

      @@theNEWMASKSdudexxx So soldiers, for example, are weak minded in your opinion?

  • @irish-italianintrovert.8600

    I feel bad for Adam Driver. He’s such a good actor but almost every film I see him in is either mid/bad or a good film that didn’t make enough at the box office.

    • @Jake22419
      @Jake22419 Pƙed rokem

      Makes u think is he the problem? Curious how everything Pedro pascal is in is amazing

  • @CaptainReedo40
    @CaptainReedo40 Pƙed rokem +3

    How is this movie not “Pitch Black” meets “Prospect?” With dinosaurs.

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille Pƙed rokem +28

    I thought it was pretty good, just a fun dino flick with some good heart to it. Not every film needs to be a masterpiece, some just need to be the kind of film that you put on while eating a takeaway.

    • @ARod3
      @ARod3 Pƙed rokem +4

      Exactly thank you!

    • @TheBakerZen
      @TheBakerZen Pƙed rokem +2

      No one claimed it needed to be a masterpiece. Enjoying everything you watch is one thing, but for some people watching an entire movie is a time investment, and it should be ACTUALLY good for you to be willing to invest that time, not just "better than nothing to put on in the background". Especially when you go to a theater and spend money on overpriced concessions.

    • @WhatsTheTakeaway
      @WhatsTheTakeaway Pƙed rokem

      DONT EAT ME

    • @anthonyplanzo1082
      @anthonyplanzo1082 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +1

      Wtf was "pretty good" about this movie? It was awful on every possible level

    • @Zarrbock
      @Zarrbock Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

      ​@@anthonyplanzo1082Adam Driver lol

  • @hayatojin2886
    @hayatojin2886 Pƙed rokem +7

    Alex face at the start, yup this gonna be fun lol

  • @slap1984
    @slap1984 Pƙed rokem +1

    Hollywood used to have less money, but way more ideas! Today, Hollywood has more money, but less ideas...

  • @RCLIM-yx8gv
    @RCLIM-yx8gv Pƙed rokem +19

    I think this movie perfectly symbolizes modern Hollywood cinema and, most of all, writing.

    • @NeverComplyEver
      @NeverComplyEver Pƙed rokem +4

      Surprised the dinos weren't gay or trans....

    • @BigSplenda1885
      @BigSplenda1885 Pƙed rokem

      Yep
 every modern movie is either preachy-woke or boring and cliched

  • @OddSpartan1337
    @OddSpartan1337 Pƙed rokem +5

    When I first saw the trailer for this movie. I thought this is just 'After Earth'.

    • @prolastmedia6171
      @prolastmedia6171 Pƙed rokem +1

      Yea I couldn't help but draw that comparison too - and AfterEarth was trash

  • @MercenaryJames
    @MercenaryJames Pƙed rokem +9

    I always appreciate Alex's criticisms.

  • @Jim90117
    @Jim90117 Pƙed rokem +2

    The backstory with his daughter was so unneeded, there was also no need for them not to be able to communicate with each other, it served no purpose and really killed any kind of potential dialogue.

  • @KBL1974
    @KBL1974 Pƙed rokem +1

    I just loved how the GPS measured distance in kilometers. That must be the universe's best practice measurement term.

  • @cardinalrule6810
    @cardinalrule6810 Pƙed rokem +5

    The premise was great, the execution somewhat fumbled, and the film itself moderately enjoyable. Just bring some alcohol to the theater and it’s worth the trip.

  • @dbungart3044
    @dbungart3044 Pƙed rokem +6

    Was there any plot contrivances?

  • @tylersaxby
    @tylersaxby Pƙed rokem +2

    I like to think this was just s random mission before Adam turns to the Darkside and gets his saber.

  • @pboytrif1
    @pboytrif1 Pƙed rokem +2

    5:51 I just cant stop laughing at how Alex looks like he has legs throughout this review, im dead

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Pƙed rokem +30

    I was really wanting a dinosaur movie that was at least better than the awful Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Dominion. Sad to see that wasn't the case here.

    • @GameDevAraz
      @GameDevAraz Pƙed rokem +2

      Science ruined creativity.

    • @LSmallCatL
      @LSmallCatL Pƙed rokem +4

      Actually it was a lot better than the last and hopefully final Jurassic Park movie.

    • @TheRealSAFN
      @TheRealSAFN Pƙed rokem +1

      You wont know until you watch.

    • @brettweir9050
      @brettweir9050 Pƙed rokem

      Did you see the movie?

    • @Patrick-Snow
      @Patrick-Snow Pƙed rokem +2

      It's better than Jurassic world though that's not saying much.

  • @cardinalrule6810
    @cardinalrule6810 Pƙed rokem +45

    This was a better dinosaur movie than the last few Jurassic World films

    • @Worm.In.Waiting
      @Worm.In.Waiting Pƙed rokem +2

      Haven't even seen or heard of this movie yet. But I agree!

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 Pƙed rokem +1

      Cap

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Pƙed rokem +2

      @CardinalRule Yeah true lol. At this tried even though it didn't land well on execution

    • @cardinalrule6810
      @cardinalrule6810 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@imsentinelprime9279 Cap? You didn’t think this was better than Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom or Jurassic World: Dominion?

    • @cardinalrule6810
      @cardinalrule6810 Pƙed rokem

      @@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Yeah the bar wasn’t set very high by the Jurassic World films

  • @R3dCol0r
    @R3dCol0r Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

    I can't believe you didn't talk about the tiny little wall they had to climb over.
    And for some dumb reason he suddenly couldn't, and she had to go tie a rope to something to save him.

  • @tzviru
    @tzviru Pƙed rokem +6

    on the poison point,
    generally speaking poison/venom is more effective when it's going straight to the blood stream and not through the digestion system

  • @xgodzhiredgunx
    @xgodzhiredgunx Pƙed rokem +6

    I enjoyed the movie and it's much better than the last two jurassic movies for sure.

  • @jadapandy
    @jadapandy Pƙed rokem +18

    I give it 3 out of 5 stars.
    Script needed more meat and potatoes. This had all the earmarks of being awesome, but it seems great script writers are now rare.

    • @daArtist_
      @daArtist_ Pƙed rokem +5

      Its better that Jurassic world at least

    • @brettweir9050
      @brettweir9050 Pƙed rokem

      There not rare, there just white and don't comply with diversity woke hiring.

    • @rennmaxbeta
      @rennmaxbeta Pƙed rokem +1

      Same. The potential was there.

  • @justinhaffenden
    @justinhaffenden Pƙed rokem +2

    You can obviously tell there were scenes taken out to serve the run time. Very unfortunate because I feel this movie was way too short and definitely would have been better with the deleted scenes.
    Side note these directors write a quiet place and wrote and directed the fantastic Horror film called Haunt which I definitely recommend!
    AJ would definitely like it!
    I feel like the directors were done dirty here, because they are definitely talented.

  • @manoz6194
    @manoz6194 Pƙed rokem +6

    I went caving a few years back with a university group and you would be suprised how tight of a space an obese person can fit through lol.

  • @jeremyhayes9793
    @jeremyhayes9793 Pƙed rokem +21

    I remember when the 1st trailer dropped, and as soon as they showed the lil girl from the Jurassic World movies I said to myself, "wouldn't it be funny if the antagonist was dinosa..." đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

    • @timedfoot1020
      @timedfoot1020 Pƙed rokem +2

      She wasn’t in Jurassic world at all

  • @cardinalrule6810
    @cardinalrule6810 Pƙed rokem +24

    Adam really Drives the film. I’ve enjoyed him in nearly everything he’s been in, regardless of the overall quality of the project.

  • @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269

    This premise had a ton of potential, there were a bunch of cool things that could have been done or done better.
    Ultimately this seemed to fall short in multiple ways, although i would still like to learn more about that gun he was using throughout the movie as well as all the other tech they had.
    Hell i wouldn't mind seeing what it looked like back on the planet the ship came from in the first place, it sounded kinda like a Total Recall or Alita: Battle Angel sort of world where the rich "higher ups" literally look down on the "less fortunate" and seemingly develop language and new tech for themselves while leaving the poor behind in the dark.
    Also, for a movie that was supposed to be about surviving hostile dinosaurs there certainly weren't that many scenes depicting such things compared to what they could have done đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

  • @alexward9686
    @alexward9686 Pƙed rokem +2

    You all should check out “Outlander”. The main character actually loses all of his high tech, adding tension.

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx Pƙed rokem +16

    The only two franchises with dinosaurs that will always be close to my heart;
    - Original Jurassic Park
    - Dragon Ball Z

  • @markcarr5142
    @markcarr5142 Pƙed rokem +45

    Was really stoked to take my son with me and see this movie this Saturday.
    Damn.... Guess I'll take him out for lunch instead.
    Edit: he's 17 now. So not sure what he'd like to see. The last movie that he said was pretty good was World War. Z and Pacific Rim. I think he needs a girlfriend.

    • @lyrand6408
      @lyrand6408 Pƙed rokem +15

      Or just do both anyways, spend more time together in the end, win win.

    • @InternalLocuss
      @InternalLocuss Pƙed rokem

      Just go see puss in boots

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 Pƙed rokem

      Take him to see puss in boots.

    • @tails5907
      @tails5907 Pƙed rokem +1

      go see Missing, actual good movie.

    • @Wraiven22
      @Wraiven22 Pƙed rokem

      Take him to see Scream 6, that was actually a really good time imo. Might not enjoy it as much if you haven’t seen the rest but idk it might still be enjoyable without the context, idk.

  • @DR676767
    @DR676767 Pƙed rokem +2

    This movie was bad ass and better then most Jurassic park movies I’ve seen, I was engaged and there not supposed to be so called real looking dinosaurs, great film if you wanna see a good creature feature...

  • @iwrin
    @iwrin Pƙed rokem +1

    Fucking hilarious that Joe also looked up the definition of plot contrivance. I wanted to make sure I understood exactly what he was saying and he literally read out the same snippet I found when I googled it! 😂

  • @danielzues8917
    @danielzues8917 Pƙed rokem +18

    Alex needs his own channel for reviews. He surpasses Joe as a film critic

    • @akeen176
      @akeen176 Pƙed rokem +6

      And he is always cutting alex off too its annoying

    • @prolastmedia6171
      @prolastmedia6171 Pƙed rokem

      Stop being a parasocial crybaby and enjoy the content as it is. Sorry you've never had a friend to know how normal interactions work 😂

    • @vlastelinprislic286
      @vlastelinprislic286 Pƙed rokem +4

      Nah.. Alex is smart but he wouldn't be as fun to watch without AJ and OJ to bounce off.

    • @Caelum_NLD
      @Caelum_NLD Pƙed rokem +1

      Alex' style works perfectly because of OJ and AJ, just as AJ wouldn't work without the other two, same for OJ.

    • @Metal-Gear-Moogle
      @Metal-Gear-Moogle Pƙed rokem

      Joe knows this, which is why he constantly interrupts Alex

  • @SoalRaptor
    @SoalRaptor Pƙed rokem +4

    Will we EVER get another good Dinosaur movie

  • @GameChronicles
    @GameChronicles Pƙed rokem +1

    Once you realize Alex's upper half is perfectly positioned on those tiny legs you cannot UNSEE it.

  • @JackEverton101
    @JackEverton101 Pƙed rokem +1

    So the two movies I was looking forward to Cocaine bear and 65, completely failed
 It looks like they failed for the same reason, the writers focused on the wrong aspects and missed the point of both movies

  • @HOTBOYHOTFINDS
    @HOTBOYHOTFINDS Pƙed rokem +7

    They make me want to watch this even more lol

  • @momomomongaa
    @momomomongaa Pƙed rokem +3

    kylo ren got his own origin story

  • @gmmg8734
    @gmmg8734 Pƙed rokem +1

    This sucks cuz I’ve been dying for another dinosaur flick to replace the Jurassic world bombs.

  • @RCLIM-yx8gv
    @RCLIM-yx8gv Pƙed rokem

    yes in hollywood every pit of quicksand has a designated emergency tree branch in case of an incident where the protagonist - and only the protagonist(s) - gets in a predicament. Unless it is the villain, in which case they die. Feeble snapping branch for them.

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Pƙed rokem +7

    When I first heard of this movie, I thought it was a weird choice for Adam Driver considering his post-Star Wars career. Maybe he was contractually obligated to do it or maybe he thought it would be fun? Anyways, 65 is another example that even one of the best actors of our time and a fun premise can't compete with bland writing and execution.

  • @NMSUNSETGOURMET
    @NMSUNSETGOURMET Pƙed rokem +3

    Plop contrivance.
    Kylodookiesaurus.

  • @DSzaks
    @DSzaks Pƙed rokem

    LOL Alex's face when OJ said 3. He thought he was gonna be the lowest but OJ surprised him for sure.

  • @OkayYaraman
    @OkayYaraman Pƙed rokem +1

    If only they would have traveled back 4 million years more, this could have been a “nice” movie.

  • @gregallan2464
    @gregallan2464 Pƙed rokem +7

    Damn. It's like the sort of film you really want to be a success out of principal, but is totally predictable in its failure. I don't know what the solution is - not only for this film - but for mid-budget, high-concept new IPs in general

    • @wadenbeisser2491
      @wadenbeisser2491 Pƙed rokem +1

      The solution is good writing without relying on a cgi budget to make up for the weaknesses.

    • @heetsees
      @heetsees Pƙed rokem

      This may shock you but writers used to be able to create logical cohesive stories. Now they're paid to write lines and scenes.

    • @NathanDrakeTheGreat
      @NathanDrakeTheGreat Pƙed rokem

      A better script. That's the solution. Everything else was fine, the visuals, the acting, the sound design... The script brought it all down.

  • @p3krwood
    @p3krwood Pƙed rokem +3

    Damn. I was really looking forward to this one.

  • @NooDLES411911
    @NooDLES411911 Pƙed rokem

    The berry juice mixing with the hot water chemical reaction bit has me howling

  • @sinsere-3615
    @sinsere-3615 Pƙed rokem +2

    So glad I don’t have to see the trailer for this movie anymore

  • @ghostinhell666
    @ghostinhell666 Pƙed rokem +3

    I just want a Good TUROK movie🩖

    • @ghostinhell666
      @ghostinhell666 Pƙed rokem +1

      @XRandomCityX lol i know

    • @gishathosaurus6828
      @gishathosaurus6828 Pƙed rokem +1

      After seeing what they did with Prey, they could really set something with a similar premise

  • @kevinmyoui7577
    @kevinmyoui7577 Pƙed rokem +5

    "They've conquered space, but not Healthcare." Lmao Alex...that told me all I need to know about this movie. That's why I watch. đŸ€Ł

  • @PhilM4
    @PhilM4 Pƙed rokem

    Alex has the little baby legs of Deadpool with how the background lines up with his screen. 😂

  • @BigBear--
    @BigBear-- Pƙed rokem

    Guys...it's the same gun in the end he had the entire movie. He has it on his back when they're walking away after she saves him from the bog. He had it slung on his back, which maybe is why some of you think it's gone when they first show him outside rhe bog from the front. However when he turns around it's on his back.

  • @joeslickback
    @joeslickback Pƙed rokem +10

    Trailers reminded me of After Earth
    I was right to be wary
    2:42
    OJ gets it

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 Pƙed rokem +1

      It's alot of that terrible film. It's lame Turok meets Sound of Thunder meets Lone Wolf and Cub

  • @robertrhoades6830
    @robertrhoades6830 Pƙed rokem +3

    I just don't understand how you fail to make this movies entertaining for general audiences. Should of been an easy box office win. Dinosaurs guns shooting jump scares galore. Boom great movie with a bow. All we wanted was Dinosaurs chasing some people maybe have a third person with them to get eaten

  • @cheekerpot3008
    @cheekerpot3008 Pƙed rokem +1

    OJs 3... damn I was looking forward to this movie
    Also the little legs from the banner are hilarious underneath Alex 😂

  • @ynkybomber
    @ynkybomber Pƙed rokem +1

    Can't wait for the Pitch Meeting on this one.

  • @SnowX206
    @SnowX206 Pƙed rokem +3

    Yay the return of Kylo Ren but with dinosaurs, helluva idea.

    • @JRSRLN
      @JRSRLN Pƙed rokem +4

      He's swole enough to fight them đŸ’Ș

    • @justinbrown9657
      @justinbrown9657 Pƙed rokem

      Did you have a stroke? ...are you under the impression that this is a movie about a star wars character with dinosaurs?

    • @SnowX206
      @SnowX206 Pƙed rokem

      @@justinbrown9657 You obviously don't get the joke sir.

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 Pƙed rokem

      Too bad is garbage.

  • @JRSRLN
    @JRSRLN Pƙed rokem +3

    "Producers of A Quiet Place."
    Of course it'll be a good movie... 🙄

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie Pƙed rokem +2

      Yeah, cos the Quiet Place was a truly awful movie 😂

    • @chasejackson7248
      @chasejackson7248 Pƙed rokem

      Yes, never trust those type of tag lines.

  • @Drag7on
    @Drag7on Pƙed rokem

    I wish this was only Adam Driver and finds another planet. I was looking at the first trailer and when the dinosaurs came around, I was imminently rolling my eyes already. I figure it was going to be bad.

  • @joeestrada113
    @joeestrada113 Pƙed rokem

    When he was getting pulled out the quick sand I saw a strap around his shoulder. I’m not sure if it was the backpack or gun strap

  • @joshuarenfroe4756
    @joshuarenfroe4756 Pƙed rokem +3

    After Earth meets Jurassic Park 😅

  • @cardinalrule6810
    @cardinalrule6810 Pƙed rokem +34

    I’ve been watching your reviews for years now. Stellar work fellas, every video is a treat

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder Pƙed rokem

    I think one of the worst parts is when the main character spends a quarter of the film saving a girl, puts them in the ship, and they’re gone in the next scene and never seen again! So he goes out to find another underage girlfriend

  • @samuelbahij4878
    @samuelbahij4878 Pƙed rokem +1

    I felt like the introduction of the little girl just dragged the movie down, it should've just been Adam Driver struggling to survive against dinos. Also Adam's sci-fi gun was too strong, he shouldn't have been able to kill full-grown T-Rex's with a rifle. That just made them less scary and subtracted from the tension.

    • @rivermay109
      @rivermay109 Pƙed rokem

      Her facial expressions didn't make sense either

  • @thecinematicexperience420
    @thecinematicexperience420 Pƙed rokem +6

    When seeing the trailer for the first time I was like oh cool dinosaurs but then the nerd in me was like wait how tf are they breathing the air?

    • @Dragno666
      @Dragno666 Pƙed rokem +2

      Same way the dinos do? Why you confused oxygen content was higher back then.

    • @thecinematicexperience420
      @thecinematicexperience420 Pƙed rokem +1

      @Dragno666 research it my brotha no disrespect. Humans can't breathe the same air as the dinosaurs did cus they're vastly different in composition

    • @Dragno666
      @Dragno666 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@thecinematicexperience420 What are you talking about biology has not changed that much at all. We would still be able to breathe the same air as our ancestor species did. Also all that really matters is the oxygen and carbon levels, speaking exclusively to the Earth. So long as oxygen levels are high enough we would be fine. Also also, dinos breath oxygen too?

    • @thecinematicexperience420
      @thecinematicexperience420 Pƙed rokem

      @Dragno666 hey you're right man my bad. Guess I needed to do the research đŸ€Ł I was under the impression that there was too much oxygen back then like a toxic amount for humans but that's incorrect. Thanks bro

    • @Dragno666
      @Dragno666 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@thecinematicexperience420 Ya when I was younger I watched a movie that said oxygen was lower during the createous and I had to unlearn that while learning about evolutionary biology. It sucks stuff lies to you. Oxygen percentage doesnt matter to humans look at the international space station for example.

  • @FL-Kman
    @FL-Kman Pƙed rokem +7

    GO SEE PUSS IN BOOTS LAST WISH IN THEATERS, it is the best movie you will have seen in a looooonnnnng time!! I saw it with my 4yr old son yesterday, and holy shit! It was an easy 8/10 for me!

    • @FL-Kman
      @FL-Kman Pƙed rokem +1

      @XRandomCityX you seen it?

    • @burner9481
      @burner9481 Pƙed rokem +2

      @xRandomCityx it's a bizarrely good movie for a Shrek spinoff... sequel. Animation style and the villain really work well.
      Ending actually got me hyped, kinda embarrassed to admit đŸ€Ł

    • @chasejackson7248
      @chasejackson7248 Pƙed rokem

      No, I'll watch an adult movie

    • @FL-Kman
      @FL-Kman Pƙed rokem

      @@chasejackson7248 look at the reviews on rotten or any other critics.. better than most adult films. Crazy how some kids movies have adult themes aimed at adults watching it.. almost like they meant for it to happen

  • @chidodood3052
    @chidodood3052 Pƙed rokem +2

    65: times Joes said “plot contrivance”

  • @jakethornton4856
    @jakethornton4856 Pƙed rokem +1

    This movie prolly started as a Jurassic Park fan fiction and went thought a similar process that 50 shades went through from being a twilight fan fiction

    • @nuke2099
      @nuke2099 Pƙed rokem

      It started as Terra Nova fan fiction with none of the explanation.