I still love the lawsuit from this game: "Child was traumatized when she saw the head of an animatronic fall off & roll across the floor. Child was asked if she was okay. Staff told the head to please not ask any more questions."
"Your Honour, Newton's third law states that all actions have an equal and opposite reaction. This means that the child has also headbutted my fist, making their argument irrelevant"
In theory, it was the child that walked into Mr. Laroche's fist. And, in addition, since atoms simply align, as opposed to collisions (if he had touched that child, then my client's hand and his face would have reacted on a chemical level), it can be deduced that my client, Johnathan Laroche II, did not, in fact, brutally beat a child to death. In response to the second allegation, it was native Americans who plucked those ghost orchids. Mr. Laroche did not technically touch the plant, so cannot be tried for such perpetration.
“Hey uh, boss?” “Yes” “We have a lawsuit against us about a kid getting injured by an atracttion.” “So?” “Boss, we only have a jar of pickles in the establishment.”
"She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions."
"Kid, it's just a scratch." "I NEED A MAGIC GUY IN A WHITE CAPE!!!" "...FINEEEEEE... ...I'll take you to a doctor..." *Later, at my ex-lover's pediatric office* "Yeah, he fractured... ...one hundred bones. He will be rendered helpless for the rest of his life." "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "What a bummer. You know, I was planning to do something with my life, but fuck it. Die in peace, you helpless pest."
OBJECTION!!!! While the ball pit didn't have a knife in it. An animatronic with multiple safety hazards and intent to harm, was found in the discount ball pit.
“The fu- wha? No, you can’t just cook drugs in a pizzeria, put it IN the pizza just to make people get addicted to your pizza and come back for more. It’s illegal, and you must go to jail for your crime!”
*local news* new Freddy Fazbears pizzeria is shut down for investigation for the week as meth has been found in one of the animatronics mouths security guard/owner of the establishment has this to say about the situation "how the hell did he still find the secret stash, I *just* changed the location of the meth last Saturday before opening day, how could Freddy still find it" local authorities say that this is a slight problem for the pizzeria but it will only cost the owner 5 dollars to save him and the business from getting sued "honestly if a kid fell off one of the equipment and was alright, got back up and fell again, then we would have to take this to court" says police officer
I sat down at my desk working on a project of mine listening to this. When the music abruptly stopped, I panicked for a second only to realize an entire hour had passed.
Your honor, I was trying to get the true ending in FNAF 6 by getting a bunch of animatronics to enter my establishment and burning it down. Little Susie getting her frontal lobe bitten off by an old, decayed animatronic is just a byproduct of this goal. You just need to trust the process.
I started a fresh game, had 0 animatronics, got sued on day one for a kid being injured by an animatronic, got bankrupt ending because of it. 9/10 would play again.
@@user-nf9rn1pj1s When the kill streak of Micheal's pizzaeria Exceeds that of D a v e M i l l e r you know that is the average fnaf pizza simulator game.
'Sir, someone is suing us for an animatronic biting a child. We only have a Bucket and a Crate, how tf did this happen?' 'Motherfucker tried to take my turn at Candy Cadet.'
LOL something was just telling me "but why should you comment under this comment if you already did it?" and i didnt trust myself and so i did it again. welp! time to sue myself!
''8 Missing Children, food poisoning, broken ribs, 1 Confirmed death, Children with deep wounds, Bitten children, twisted ankles, served limbs, Children drowned in the ballpit, stabbed children, 1 Near manslaughter'' Didn't we just open?
Despite being the least of our worries at any given moment, we must always remember that getting sued is, in fact, just as life-ending as being stuffed into a costume by sentient, vengeful animatronics.
@@Ukeboii No, it is the costumes. Even the non-springlock ones are dangerous, as said in the first game by Phone Guy. The non-springlock ones are probably even more dangerous since at least the Springlock ones were made to have people inside, but the others didn't. That is how you die in the first game.
“ she witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground ” “ when asked if she was ok, she screamed. *Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions* ”
me losing my attention every 5 seconds and then going back to the homework, staring at it for 5 seconds, losing attention and ultimately deciding to put it off till the very last minute it is due to
Buying Lefty is a waste of 5005 dollars His salvage value is *_5000 dollars_* People pretty much buy Lefty just for the meme nowadays (or if they’re playing blind and have no idea he’s salvageable) Salvaging him is pretty much how you’ll get the money to fight all the lawsuits he’ll cause Edit: After a particularly successful FFPS Wednesday, I've realised buying Lefty is a free early $20.000 if you somehow get the 4 rockstars (which happened to me thanks to Orville being discounted)
I love the one lawsuit “She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions.”
@@Vayne29 Nah the judge was like "Wait, "my honor?" You.. really mean that? I sentence you to a 30 minute discussion over coffee, y'know, if you're like interested or something "
"Your honor, I didn't think he was gonna put THAT type of coke in the drink fountain!" "What do you mean the mascot character bit a kid's head?! It's a bucket on a stick!!" "...I get that the child died, your honor, but five bucks is real cheap for tech like this." "So what if a kid fell off the ride? It was only three-and-a-half feet above ground level."
In reality, Helpy doesn't know how to solve the lawsuits; he's just using his last braincell to stop himself from eating the paper and puttting the pencil up his nose.
The overly humorous cases also blend in with the ones that just go to show you can literally sue over absolutely anything. "He fell off a ride, got up, and then fell down again." This is the prime example
Or the one where the lawsuit says a girl was effectively lobotomized because she was a valley girl type that barely functioned as a person except for hanging out with friends at the mall
A young girl was left impossibly and grossly traumatized due to the negligence of defendant Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions.
Okay, I once got a lawsuit like this : "My child's head was bitten by an animatronic, he broke 206 bones and he's now in the hospital!" *My pizzeria had absolutely no animatronics yet, not even the garbage ones*
@@KennethV2000 I can't imagine hating a voice, myself. Nor can I imagine replying to a month-old comment just to say whether or not I hate a popular entertainer's voice.
The game isnt even lying its just straight up like "Your business is screwed, your being sued, you have to survive 4 more nights, and 8 children just went missing"
@@glugs3356 Same logic Fazbear Entertainment used themselves, ironically; couldn't care less when kids were merced outside the establishments, but once kids disappeared _in_ the pizzerias (and their remains were then found dripping out of the robots' mouths), shit starts to hit the fan.
"Your honor, as you can see, and probably agree, humans must be held accountable for their wrongdoings. Therefore, I would kindly ask, why am I being sued when clearly the child was the one that went to give the animatronic a kiss?"
He's trying to figure out if his client was actually being domestically abused or if they hurt themself to make their ex-partner seem bad so they would get custody of the kids and while doing that, he's just jamming out to this
Your honor, My animatronic "Lefty" is not responsible for 12 murders, 50 assaults, 768 robberies, and 9182 cases of E. Coli. It was simply performing the show. I rest my case.
The next day: Your honor, My animatronic “Lefty” is not responsible for 6,478,203 manslaughters, 12 nukes being deployed, 37 atomic bomb explosions, the fall of Brazil, 5 world wars, the second coming of Jesus Christ, morbius movie, 400+ companies going out of business, Joe Biden’s pregnancy, 50 million mirrors smashed, the rise of shit rating per day, 12 more countries fallen, 5,306,786,289 cases of the the Spanish Flu, 706 million people dead, and the collapse of Uranus and MyWienner It was simply just performing the show. I rest my case
I love how it plays this really happy music as you go through your lawsuits and see shit like "Child's head lodged in animatronic's jaw.", "Child was found with missing finger, finger later discovered in animatronic.", "Accident with springlock mechanism, 2 dead, 4 injured."
This game was truly a Gem among many. I love Scott's sense of humor...there's a charm to his games like none other that's as much part of Fnaf's dna as the scares themselves. Thanks for bringing back this nostalgia.
And cj says: Ah shit here we go again Worst place in a world Rollin heights balla country Aint represented grove street for five years But ballas wont give a shit
@@AndrewGarfield_ My point was: his first reply was unfunny, your reply to him was unfunny and unwanted, and my reply to you was unfunny, unwanted, and unpleasant, nobody is laughing, nobody wanted this
"he may have killed countless innocents and burned down research centers for life ending illness, but he has over 10 million power in rise of kingdoms!"
I played the game and they're actually hilarious Like no joke one was: "Child traumatzed by defendant Fazbear Entertainment after one of the animatronics heads came off and rolled across the floor towards him. After he was asked if he was ok, he screamed in horror. The head was asked not to ask any more questions. He awoke from a 10 week coma completely lobotomized, only able to eat junk food and chat with his boyfriends."
“your honor, my client doesnt like jail.”
"Your honor, I insist that my client can't go to jail because his mom said so"
Fair enough, I don't either , unfortunately the poor 7 year old didn't find justice then and wouldn't find it now. Not Guilty
“Your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law”
@@disrespect9376 "Neither do I. Not guilty"
"Your honor, you cannot make my client go to jail, they have to be home by 7 pm for family dinner."
“Your honour, shut up. You weren’t even there.”
Your honor, my client pleads double it and pass it to the next person
"your honour, my client pleads nuh uh"
"Your honor, my client plays a reverse card."
“Your honour, when did I ask?”
Your honour, my client says you have a skill issue
I still love the lawsuit from this game:
"Child was traumatized when she saw the head of an animatronic fall off & roll across the floor.
Child was asked if she was okay.
Staff told the head to please not ask any more questions."
...at least the animatronic cared
And then she fell into a coma for 10 WEEKS and got LOBOTOMIZED when she woke up. Really putting the "over" in "overreaction"
@@toastergaming7783Well, she needed help for her parents for everything after that... Except for anything that didn't involve her parents.
Naw 💀
-So does this confirm the animatronic in question was possessed?-
Edit: I misread. I thought the head was referred to as a child.
Helpy has one braincell left, and he's using it to stop himself from eating the lamp.
This. This was the one that broke me. Help.
ok this is a good one
This one killed me 💀
I am deceased thank you
I hate that I laughed at this
"Atoms never actually touch, they align. So no your honor, I didn't punch that child."
"Your Honour, Newton's third law states that all actions have an equal and opposite reaction. This means that the child has also headbutted my fist, making their argument irrelevant"
In theory, it was the child that walked into Mr. Laroche's fist. And, in addition, since atoms simply align, as opposed to collisions (if he had touched that child, then my client's hand and his face would have reacted on a chemical level), it can be deduced that my client, Johnathan Laroche II, did not, in fact, brutally beat a child to death. In response to the second allegation, it was native Americans who plucked those ghost orchids. Mr. Laroche did not technically touch the plant, so cannot be tried for such perpetration.
@@despair2137 "Your honor, I don't like jail"
@@Freddy_fazballs420 "Your honor, nuh uh"
atoms dont touch, no punch, the holy bible 2
Helpy looks like he's one gummy vitamin away from just eating the lawsuit papers
I love that comment
@@Sandhedgy1431 agreed.
Can't put it in any better way
No the entire desk
oh this got a laugh out of me. good one
"Your honour, I could've sworn that candy cadet dispenses Coca-Cola and not Cocaine."
"They told me to fill it with coke and I just got confused.."
- Probably gray still plays if he played fnaf 6
@@BigcityengineThat explains the music
country rooooads-
lol
Cocaine?
Oh no..
You called him.
Caine: DID SOMEONE SAY CAINE?
“Hey uh, boss?”
“Yes”
“We have a lawsuit against us about a kid getting injured by an atracttion.”
“So?”
“Boss, we only have a jar of pickles in the establishment.”
*PICKLE RICK BABY!!!!!!!!!*
I just thought of something, William Afton is kinda like Rick. If there is something that created by William it will kill something.
The pickles are violent
@@devinrekrafted6791 *_V I O L E N C E_*
*J A R M A N.*
"She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions."
I love that one 😂
Mark: "Imma fight it, I'm a fighter. Pending..."
I got that one without putting any animatronics on stage how the Frick
@@liamcael thats def a moment of all time
Bruh
"Hey, look my kid broke 100 bones that he didn't notice till he got home"
"pls pay me cash dolla"
"Kid, it's just a scratch."
"I NEED A MAGIC GUY IN A WHITE CAPE!!!"
"...FINEEEEEE... ...I'll take you to a doctor..."
*Later, at my ex-lover's pediatric office*
"Yeah, he fractured... ...one hundred bones. He will be rendered helpless for the rest of his life."
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"What a bummer. You know, I was planning to do something with my life, but fuck it. Die in peace, you helpless pest."
Hey, the fucking floor randomly fell and my kid fell too.”
kid breaks legs then he walked to his car
In irl
I remember I once got a lawsuit for a child "breaking all the bones in their body", when the only things I had in the pizzeria was a balloon stand
Explosive ballons
that what you get for filling them with hydrogen
extra silly balloon
High explosive, fragmentation balloons
@@wer_3toogoddamnit
"Your honour, I could've sworn that the ball pit didn't have a knife in it"
Jesus, you're fucking killing me. 😂😅
OBJECTION!!!! While the ball pit didn't have a knife in it. An animatronic with multiple safety hazards and intent to harm, was found in the discount ball pit.
@@user-lz1wp9ng5d HOLD IT! How would you know if it had an “intent to harm”? He was just chilling in there!
@@jacobcombs9333”Should his snack really be a child’s frontal lobe?”
"your honour, I swear the ball pit has a gravitational push so that no one can actually safely land in it"
“Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.”
"Your client is accused of biting off a child's finger, which was later found wedged in his teeth."
"It was an uh oh."
This is too funny
that's what manslaughter is, essentially, unless we're talking manslaughter from negligence
"ORDER IN THE COURT! Client is Guilt-"
"NUH UH"
@@tr1ppity Tf you mean "nuh uh"
"Your honor, lefty was 5 dollars"
"Ah, I see, reasonable argument. Not guilty"
"Your honor, my client couldn't turn down a bargain."
"As you can see from the wreckage. We got a 2-for-1 deal with this one."
"You seeing this shit?"
@@basil-.- “wait how are you here scrap baby, you’re supposed to be dead and burnt”
"Your Honor. Rockstar Freddy wasn't cooking methamphetamine at the pizzeria. He was simply making a Breaking Bad reference"
"Oh, alright. Court dismissed."
“The fu- wha? No, you can’t just cook drugs in a pizzeria, put it IN the pizza just to make people get addicted to your pizza and come back for more. It’s illegal, and you must go to jail for your crime!”
@@RedWarrior42 "but sir, he was simply making a breaking bad refrence."
@@thecoolestbeaniebabybear “give me the episode number where they put meth in a pizza.”
*local news*
new Freddy Fazbears pizzeria is shut down for investigation for the week as meth has been found in one of the animatronics mouths
security guard/owner of the establishment has this to say about the situation
"how the hell did he still find the secret stash, I *just* changed the location of the meth last Saturday before opening day, how could Freddy still find it"
local authorities say that this is a slight problem for the pizzeria but it will only cost the owner 5 dollars to save him and the business from getting sued
"honestly if a kid fell off one of the equipment and was alright, got back up and fell again, then we would have to take this to court" says police officer
I sat down at my desk working on a project of mine listening to this.
When the music abruptly stopped, I panicked for a second only to realize an entire hour had passed.
Did you finish your project?
@@Iamalwayswatchingyouall I think so, can't remember which one it was.
Im also working on a project listening to this, currently taking a small break scrolling thru comments. Its a Flipaclip animation of WW2
@@MakriaMicronation ooo. Sounds cool.
Loop button has entered the chat
When you know damn well a kid was murdered and stuffed into an animatronic but you fight the lawsuit and somehow win
Its not just a murdered and stuffed child its a child you murdered
@@precipitately And the legal fees were 75 dollars. The worst part was that the parents would have settled for 150.
@@adissentingopinion848 wow
this reminded me of a poster in security breach that said something like "Attention! All fatal incidents involve human beings!"
yeah baki, you right
There's a very "this is fine." energy Helpy is giving off here.
Hes also giving off "No thoughts head empty vibes" lmao
He's tryna stay awake after playing Tf2 for 4 days straight, cut him some slack
Naw man, the vibe he's giving off is Brain Damage.
Hes like ya I have like a hundred law suits here and there place is on fire but its all fine
Ye
Your honor, I was trying to get the true ending in FNAF 6 by getting a bunch of animatronics to enter my establishment and burning it down. Little Susie getting her frontal lobe bitten off by an old, decayed animatronic is just a byproduct of this goal. You just need to trust the process.
Your honor, my goals are beyond your imagination
your honor, trust me bro its worth
"Your honor, this is obviously cap evidence!"
Objection, what the fu-
Oh, alright. Not guilty.
The McDonald’s cashier watching me eat my food, bag and all.
Bro you commented so much
as a McDonald's employee, can confirm
I mean hey, you paid for that bag!
I started a fresh game, had 0 animatronics, got sued on day one for a kid being injured by an animatronic, got bankrupt ending because of it. 9/10 would play again.
Yes
This IS the way
Hmm yes fnaf pizzeria simulator gameplay right here
Sorry I was hungry
Homie got hurt by his schizophrenia
“My child died 10 days ago because of you!”
“We weren’t open 10 days ago”
Karen moment
@@villager9376 duh duh duh duh
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Dunanah villager news
@@nuclearstuff9442 WELCOME BACK THIS IS VILLAGER NEWS THE ONLY NEWS SOURCE YOU CAN TRUST IN THESE TRYING TIMES!
@@ChrisHinners008 I'm your reporter, Guy Towers, here with co-reporter, Christopher Hinners! What are we reporting on today, Christopher?
christopher died there will be no more villager news
“Your honor, the animatronic only ripped off that kids arm for shits and giggles.”
not gulity
@@imyee. agreed
@@imyee. YES
"Your honor, it was merely for the funnies."
"It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits, sir."
your honour, my client pleads that the victim said "no balls"
hey
Defendant, Now he has no frontal lobe AND no balls, I declare you guilty.
the judge: he is not up to Los Pollos Standard
The risk I took was calculated, but man
Where tf is my calculator.
No one replied to you and it's been 2 years.
@@nightcordat25enjoyer lol
@@limbercubas no one replied to you and it's been 1 year.
Bruce it's been 4 years you still have 3 comments
@@randomguythatlikeshorrorga9588 yeah this is sad
"Hey uh... boss? They're suing us for one of the animatronics biting a kid... We only have a vacuum and a crate. What did you do?"
*earrape vacuuming sounds*
satan!
sanatic shit idk!
sorry i mean satanic shit!
@@haley5351 “Satan. I did Satan. It was a tight fit, and he spared my soul.”
"your honor, my client should not be being accused of neglecting the health and safety standards, he didn't even do anything"
OBJECTION!!!!!! He clearly brutally murdered five children and hid their bodies inside the animatronics.
@@user-lz1wp9ng5dSource, defendant?
@@user-lz1wp9ng5d "oh cmon that was in the 80's, when he got a bit quirky at night, hes a changed man and would never do such a thing nowadays"
@@user-lz1wp9ng5dIt was a joke don't take it seriously
@@xmixdx7351 OMG, he's just so QUIRKY
"Your honor, it can't have been a hate crime, my client stated he loved every minute of it."
When Michael somehow gets more lawsuits than Henry and William did:
MICHEAL DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TOO 😭
Michael's pizzeria: gets sued because of lefty
William and Henry's: murder and kidnappings but still gets away with it 💀
Henry & William: "dude how did you pass our killstreak?
@@user-nf9rn1pj1s When the kill streak of Micheal's pizzaeria Exceeds that of D a v e M i l l e r you know that is the average fnaf pizza simulator game.
Lmao Imagine being Michael and realizing this very same thing
"Might as well start killing kids"
Your honor.
Me killing 5 children in that pizzeria was a FNAF reference.
and thats a theory
@@thesus-ing8810 a game theory
@@aracelicarino1500 thanks for watching
mayt paht
Judge: Ah, you're good, bro. You're free to go.
*[Cue Michael walking home song]*
'Sir, someone is suing us for an animatronic biting a child. We only have a Bucket and a Crate, how tf did this happen?'
'Motherfucker tried to take my turn at Candy Cadet.'
Reading the comments while listening to this is gold and a blessing 💀
golden frddrick!?
true lmao
true
wait i already commented on this
LOL something was just telling me "but why should you comment under this comment if you already did it?" and i didnt trust myself and so i did it again.
welp! time to sue myself!
"Your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man with a loving family."
"Sir, please elaborate."
NAW MAN
I love this damn fanbase
lol
What the hell
''8 Missing Children, food poisoning, broken ribs, 1 Confirmed death, Children with deep wounds, Bitten children, twisted ankles, served limbs, Children drowned in the ballpit, stabbed children, 1 Near manslaughter''
Didn't we just open?
dangit molten
Damnit lefty why
@@chiken8760 molten ould get in and out easier- we'd have to wash lefty-
this is why you do not purchase mr hugs
Alright maam what would you like us to serve those limbs with
Despite being the least of our worries at any given moment, we must always remember that getting sued is, in fact, just as life-ending as being stuffed into a costume by sentient, vengeful animatronics.
Nah not being stuffed into a costume, it’s being in a springlock suit and sweating
@@Ukeboii No, it is the costumes. Even the non-springlock ones are dangerous, as said in the first game by Phone Guy. The non-springlock ones are probably even more dangerous since at least the Springlock ones were made to have people inside, but the others didn't. That is how you die in the first game.
@@alu2901 true
@@Ukeboiiidk I would say William lasted pretty long
@@griffinshorts785 that’s what she said
*”Your honor, the deaths of 76 children wasn’t directly caused by the animatronics, the RNG was just bad.”*
“ she witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground ”
“ when asked if she was ok, she screamed. *Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions* ”
It was very nice of the head to ask about her well being after what she witnessed.
@@qisty3017 very sweet
i love scott's sense of humor 😂
Jokes on you animatronics never killed children in the first place
All the lawsuits are because they wanna communicate with humans
This is a certified pizzeria classic
"Your honor, that kid simply walked into freddys mouth"
“OBJECTION! your honor, this MF be caping. I have video evidence of the animatronic PURPOSELY biting down on the kids head, And that’s under oath!”
@@RedWarrior42”nuh uh”
Lmao
"he ran into freddy's mouth! he ran into freddy's mouth ten times!"
@@Mikey04251 TF you mean “nuh uh”!?
4 eye witnesses, video proof, and evidence heaver then your mother in paper alone!
“Your honor, my client said “nuh-uh" and therefore is innocent”
"Nuh-uh. Jail"
My dumbass looking at the test paper during exams hoping the answer will suddenly pop in my head.
This is relatable cause when i was taking a Serbian exam I didn't study and i don't know shit in serbian
Me staring at the chemistry final knowing damn well I'm fucked.
Me staring at my homework for 5 hours before ultimately deciding to put it off till tomorrow
Same man
Me procrastinating my decision making of whether or not I’d like to continue college and quickly losing my sanity
FR
this is actually me trying to think of something for the math and my head is just that song
me losing my attention every 5 seconds and then going back to the homework, staring at it for 5 seconds, losing attention and ultimately deciding to put it off till the very last minute it is due to
I counted 22 lawsuits on his table. *he must've put lefty on stage.*
but lefty was just 5 dollars, you wouldnt pass off such a good deal would you?
@@chair._ lefty is FIVE DOLLARS?? Are yall seein' this sh*t?? 5 DOLLA- *dies*
He must've putted Lefty on the right instead of the left.
@@TheRealSuperRabbid who had the idea of putting lefty in the right and no left?
@@EasyBakeOven12 Markiplier
"your honor My client died 4 times you cant sue him"
“Your Honor, My client pleads, double it and give it to the next person”
POV: You bought Lefty because he was cheap
"Lefty costs 5 dollars"
Buying Lefty is a waste of 5005 dollars
His salvage value is *_5000 dollars_*
People pretty much buy Lefty just for the meme nowadays (or if they’re playing blind and have no idea he’s salvageable)
Salvaging him is pretty much how you’ll get the money to fight all the lawsuits he’ll cause
Edit: After a particularly successful FFPS Wednesday, I've realised buying Lefty is a free early $20.000 if you somehow get the 4 rockstars (which happened to me thanks to Orville being discounted)
“LEFTYYY?!?, LEFTYY COSTS 5 DOLLARS!!!! YOU GUYS SEEIN THIS S***?! Lefty costs 5 dollars” -Markiplier 2017
@@Sharye2001 proceeds to get grand slammed with lawsuits about peoples kids getting killed in the most bullshit ways possible
@@FabelWings wait wat
I love the one lawsuit “She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions.”
That’s always me *sad laf
@@lefty5092 when you're 5 dollars but you end up costing more then most of the other animatronics from lawsuits on the first day alone.
@@crystalnep4908 LEFTY IS FIVE DOLLARS??? LMAO
@@Triflame. i cant tell if this is a markiplier reference or if you genuinely just didnt know lefty was 5 dollars
@@thepizzatime3502 hahaha yeah exactly my first thought but its a reference for sure on second thought
“Boss, why is lefty and all the kids gone? It’s not time for closing yet.”
“Are we getting sued again?”
*turns around slowly and places a hand on your shoulder*
*shrugs* "probably"
Oh absolutely. 😅
The music encapsulates that "shit, I gotta deal with these lawsuits before crawling in my vent office" feeling very well.
An inconvenience
“Helpy tf are you doing?”
“Filling out lawsuits”
“But those are just scribbles”
“Yes”
hes a little confused but hes got the spirit
"2 kids missing, 4 dead and 1 traumatized, what do you say in behalf of your business?"
"sorry"
@@loz405realI forgive him
fair enough
@@loz405real
@@loz405real No I did it let him go
"My honor, we were just doing a little bit of trolling".
"Sir, one of your animatronics literally bit a kid's arm off..."
@@thebread2522 "That was a self-aware, ironic gamer moment"
Judge: WELL WHY DIDNT YA SAY SO! YOURE FREE TO GO
@@Vayne29 Nah the judge was like "Wait, "my honor?" You.. really mean that? I sentence you to a 30 minute discussion over coffee, y'know, if you're like interested or something "
i-i.. it was just a prank bro!
"Your honor, I didn't think he was gonna put THAT type of coke in the drink fountain!"
"What do you mean the mascot character bit a kid's head?! It's a bucket on a stick!!"
"...I get that the child died, your honor, but five bucks is real cheap for tech like this."
"So what if a kid fell off the ride? It was only three-and-a-half feet above ground level."
"I'm sorry, your honor, but a child breaking 100 bones and not noticing for 2 hours is QUITE ABSURD!"
"Your Honor, what do you mean "my animatronic's head fell off"? It's literally a fucking milk crate!"
I love how he isn’t trying to deny anything for Lefty
@@ItsLeBridgehe's just simply putting the blame on someone else
In reality, Helpy doesn't know how to solve the lawsuits; he's just using his last braincell to stop himself from eating the paper and puttting the pencil up his nose.
Helpy: Extended Warrenty? How can I lose?
when your restaurant risk level is 0 but you still get sued
*earrape version of this plays*
*sues for having to much air in the restaurant and the parents think that’s what making their kids bigger*
*when you have absolutely nothing in your restaurant and you get sued*
Coleo Happen to Markilper
@@dankboi_ I know it's the bankruptcy ending
Ah, yes, lawsuits. The most scary part of a horror game
*legal game
*anything
Accurate.
Ah, yes. Truly horrifying.
*Song from this video slowly begins to fade in*
It's bankruptcy is the scariest thing in FNAF 6
The overly humorous cases also blend in with the ones that just go to show you can literally sue over absolutely anything.
"He fell off a ride, got up, and then fell down again." This is the prime example
Or the one where the lawsuit says a girl was effectively lobotomized because she was a valley girl type that barely functioned as a person except for hanging out with friends at the mall
Shoutout to the guy that broke 100 bones in their body and didn’t realize they did until they got home
@@Imiruibro was really Thuggin it out fr fr
I turned this on for studying exams and somehow ended up going through an entire FNAF phase in a single day
The power of ADHD
I can't tell if he's smiling or dying.
Smiling Echos He's dying
Both xd
Wrong wrong WRONG! He’s on crack lol
END ME
both
"If this is what Afton had to deal with all the time I see why he started murdering kids"
I just realized he would have to do the paperwork over the missing childrens incident
@@Thatbendyfan_ "They're saying their kids are getting hurt? Fuck it, I'll show 'em kids getting hurt.."
he is TIRED of them
He might as well just have police in the situation, on his own terms
he has to collect their organs to get cash and run away
A young girl was left impossibly and grossly traumatized due to the negligence of defendant Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions.
"Your honor, my client's finger just slipped. They didn't mean to accidentally kill all those children!"
"Your honer, I plead oopsie doopsie"
"They meant to do it intentionally for the funsies!"
Okay, I once got a lawsuit like this : "My child's head was bitten by an animatronic, he broke 206 bones and he's now in the hospital!"
*My pizzeria had absolutely no animatronics yet, not even the garbage ones*
damn lefty most have been hungry and went inside for a hour or two
How did you even get sued lmao
@@OFF_WHlT3 animitronics aren't the only thing causing risk
*_Holy shit the paper plates are going on a rampage_*
@@LUTHKK0L OH NO NOT AGIAN
I think they might’ve used the paper pals faces for those plates, that’s why
“Your Honor, I have a crate, Lefty couldn’t have bitten a child”
Alright, i bought this place, now lets fill it with stuff.
*Hears Police sirens*
BUT I DIDNT EVEN OPEN THE DOOR YET
Soo true
Law suit: "My child is physically and emotionally scarred for life"
Markiplier: *_WHEEZE_*
I hate Markiplier's voice so much
@@KennethV2000 unbased + cring
@@KennethV2000 I can't imagine hating a voice, myself.
Nor can I imagine replying to a month-old comment just to say whether or not I hate a popular entertainer's voice.
@@Danganraptor W reply and you ate
@@Yaniere I think something got lost in translation. Could you try again?
Parent: “My son got his hand bitten off by an animatronic!”
Owner: We don’t even have animatronics yet..
Matpat's FNAF 6 playthrough be like
holy shit pan stan
@@missilluminati3389 lol i remember that
@@memelordmog8071 He's LOST IT
@@memelordmog8071 that’s why Cassidy didn’t let him into ucn. She was too scared
my least favourite lawsuit is the one that says a child went into a coma for 10 weeks when the pizzeria had been open for like three days :(
"Your honor my client is innocent, the only thing he can be guilty of is too eager to get a good deal."
It really makes you *FEEL* like you're being sued for criminal negligence.
7.8/10 too much water leaking onto springlocks.
A Pokemon fan!!!
In a FNAF video???
@@hondaaccord1399 Yeah, I frequent /vp/ although this is more of a Dunkey reference.
Did you hear James Turner got fired? Press S to spit.
@@jaysefgames1155
Not fired, he headed put because he was joining a different company
Springtrap somewhere in the background:
I HOPE THE WATER DOESN'T MAKE THE SPRINGLOCKS GO O-
IGN probably would rate being William afton like that
The game isnt even lying its just straight up like "Your business is screwed, your being sued, you have to survive 4 more nights, and 8 children just went missing"
In or around my building. If it's in UNDERSTANDABLE. but if it's around it's technically not our fault.
@@glugs3356 Same logic Fazbear Entertainment used themselves, ironically; couldn't care less when kids were merced outside the establishments, but once kids disappeared _in_ the pizzerias (and their remains were then found dripping out of the robots' mouths), shit starts to hit the fan.
"but your honor, i dont consent to go to jail"
You almost wrote a poem there
@@amithariial9601 Rapping taps
I am convinced that this plays in Doug’s head on loop and you can’t tell me otherwise lol
"Your honor, as you can see, and probably agree, humans must be held accountable for their wrongdoings. Therefore, I would kindly ask, why am I being sued when clearly the child was the one that went to give the animatronic a kiss?"
Why does Helpy look like he’s trying to hold in all the pain yet fails miserably?
hey the restaurant business is no joke
Pizza Poosta
You are indeed correct
@@pizzapoosta you arnt wrong *sad laughter*
Because he is
He already snapped his neck trying to jump into the ballpit.
I imagine a lawyer sitting at a comedically small desk listening to this as they work on a really tough case
He's trying to figure out if his client was actually being domestically abused or if they hurt themself to make their ex-partner seem bad so they would get custody of the kids and while doing that, he's just jamming out to this
@@hackerman2552 jokes on you, my only closet is the piss closet
@@hackerman2552 damn, I think I'm in love with you, piss man
@@hackerman2552 r/cursedcomments
jimmy mcgill moment
I've trained my brain into knowing it's study time when this song plays.
Pizzeria sued after finding the body of a dead child. Employee Michael Afton pleads, “it was like that when I got here”
Judge responds: why do you have a mask and why are you purple
Your honor,
My animatronic "Lefty" is not responsible for 12 murders, 50 assaults, 768 robberies, and 9182 cases of E. Coli. It was simply performing the show.
I rest my case.
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Lol
Lefty: "I'll fucking do it again"
The next day:
Your honor,
My animatronic “Lefty” is not responsible for 6,478,203 manslaughters, 12 nukes being deployed, 37 atomic bomb explosions, the fall of Brazil, 5 world wars, the second coming of Jesus Christ, morbius movie, 400+ companies going out of business, Joe Biden’s pregnancy, 50 million mirrors smashed, the rise of shit rating per day, 12 more countries fallen, 5,306,786,289 cases of the the Spanish Flu, 706 million people dead, and the collapse of Uranus and MyWienner
It was simply just performing the show.
I rest my case
@@madladthe2nd643 Yeah but like we found rotting corpses in the animatronics and yknow, your company doesnt have the best reputation
I love how it plays this really happy music as you go through your lawsuits and see shit like "Child's head lodged in animatronic's jaw.", "Child was found with missing finger, finger later discovered in animatronic.", "Accident with springlock mechanism, 2 dead, 4 injured."
>2 dead, 4 injured
How the fuck--
@@chaosinc.382 💀💀💀💀
Kid named Finger
@@TheDoomMaster Kid missing Finger
@@chaosinc.382 2 died and 4 got injured, i do not understand the joke
This game was truly a Gem among many. I love Scott's sense of humor...there's a charm to his games like none other that's as much part of Fnaf's dna as the scares themselves.
Thanks for bringing back this nostalgia.
the read more does nothing
"Your Honor, my client was just trying to figure out the name of the orange cat from Garfield."
"Your honor, my client was just trying to find out the name of the ogre from shrek"
LAWSUIT: *Helpy broke his neck while paying for lawsuits*
Lawsuit: you ended up getting food poisoned while doing nothing, so you sue your food and your self
Helpy broke his back carrying micheal’s pizzeria career
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Lawsuit: some animatronic exploded, causing the pizzeria to explode too for some reason
Lawsuit:⊙
Fun fact: the most realistic part in the entire fnaf series is that the pizzareia gets sued.
AND THEY'RE STILL IN BUSINESS
Now that's the most unrealistic part!
@@jepjep6740And when they are forcedly close. They be like "I'm gonna start a diners again with Freddy's name in it"
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“You honor, my client has a get out of jail free card”
"Your honor, buying Lefty was a canon event."
POV: you used half a millisecond of copyrighted music on CZcams
edit: what the fuck happened in the replies
And cj says:
Ah shit here we go again
Worst place in a world
Rollin heights balla country
Aint represented grove street for five years
But ballas wont give a shit
@@AndrewGarfield_ I'm not laughing at either of you
@@AndrewGarfield_ Exactly, nobody is laughing
@@AndrewGarfield_ My point was: his first reply was unfunny, your reply to him was unfunny and unwanted, and my reply to you was unfunny, unwanted, and unpleasant, nobody is laughing, nobody wanted this
@@InitiateDee but the comment is funny
I definitely want this guy to represent me in court
I don't think he can handle it
He'll just melt in defeat
HI I JUST MADE YOUR COMMENT 1K YOUR WHALECOME
@@nagitokomaebruh9856 I like whales too buddy
@@justarandomartist6502 epic
Your Honor: Look at Lefty, now say not guilty
"Your honor, the animatronic was marked down"
"Your Honor, he has over 50 million power in Rise of Kindoms!"
You see, I started with the Romans, who have a +30% resource collection bonus-
"he may have killed countless innocents and burned down research centers for life ending illness, but he has over 10 million power in rise of kingdoms!"
Oh dear God, you just burned down my house Timmy! Why'd you do it?
Timmy: I have 100 million power in rise of kingdoms.
**laugh track**
I have 10 power in touching grass
Your argument is invalid
"Your honor, he has the legendary hero Lucky!"
i work in a law firm. i need to petition for this to be played in loop in reception
Hope the petition was successful
send petition me sign
more clients will definitely come in
Well how did it go?
Did u win
Music speaks the language of feeling and emotion. This music, I must say, perfectly portrays the feeling of "Well, this is just gReAT..."
I bet the reason it works so well is because it tricks your brain into thinking its filing a lawsuit and going maximum focus
I played the game and they're actually hilarious
Like no joke one was:
"Child traumatzed by defendant Fazbear Entertainment after one of the animatronics heads came off and rolled across the floor towards him. After he was asked if he was ok, he screamed in horror. The head was asked not to ask any more questions.
He awoke from a 10 week coma completely lobotomized, only able to eat junk food and chat with his boyfriends."
Yeah I checked and it was a girl sorry
That was probs lefty, I just imagin her tiny voice like:
Im Sorry are you okay?
Omfg... really?!
If so, that’s hilarious
Man...
What a story... It seems that Scott just wanted to laugh and rsndomly put these in the game
I wanna point out that the restaurant doesn’t even stay open for one full week yet they’re in a coma for 10 weeks
*Bruh*
"My child has been hospitalized for 10 weeks because of you!"
Me: we've been open for 2 days, how?
yeah what
This is FNAF we're talking about, whatever can go wrong will go wrong.
Sus
Lmao
Here’s my theory. You go there once a year. So 2 days is really 24 months.... nah I’m kidding who knows lol
"Your honor, my client pleads "Free Bird" was playing"
for the past 3 years I have been using this song to listen to for a straight hour while doing essays, idk how the hell it works but it works :P
It's been 4 years, but i gotta say, this sounds like something that would play in your head whenever you zone out.
this is exactly what zoning out feels like
Yes
Damn. Zoning out is pretty cool then
Yeah, I can confirm.
As someone who zones out on the regular, this is one of the background songs
“Oh crap I didn’t mean to click on the video.”
**proceeds to listen to the full audio**
lol
first time?
yup
LITTERALLY ME RIGHT NOW
@@mikkel.n o7
I'm currently listening to this as I'm having a mental breakdown over my physics take-home quiz
What has my life come to
im so sorry for you
it has come to ivy flower potts apparently
take home quiz?
"Your honor, my client just did an oopsie doopsie, he didn't know that the animatronic was a replica of adolf hitler"
He’s Lying you can clearly see by the nose. It is small and just the same shape as Adolf Hitler’s Mustache
Teacher: "Does anyone want to answer problem three?"
The class:
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I was the 400th like, underrated comment :)
669 likes it would be a shame if someone came along and ruined it
@@myworstnightmare506 get #owned idiot