Coach Reacts: MY THOUGHTS ABOUT EVERY MILITARY BRANCH! A Combat Vet

Coach Reacts: MY THOUGHTS ABOUT EVERY MILITARY BRANCH! A Combat Vet
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[@aaronlopez492]

Coach Michael I could feel the Love!! "Space 'Farce' you forgot about me again "😡

[@franknunally8098]

Coach, once when I was part of a homeless group of various vets, I challenged the other guys to an insult contest. The rules were simple, #1. come up with something original. #2 see rule #1. As it so happened I am an US Air Force vet that encourages my brothers to think for themselves.
After a few weeks, a Navy vet came up with: "The Air Force can retire in the same boots they were issued in basic, But they will go through several sets of wheels for their chairs". That one was so good, I still don't have a rebuttal for it. I had to buy that former sailor a drink. We ended up having a barbeque at his place when he got a place to live.
The next contestant came up a few months later; it just so happened he was a former Drill Sgt. His insult went like this: "The Air Force is our children and NASA is our Grand children." Now, before I could object to this, he said: "The Air Force came out of the Army and used to be called the Army Air Corps". To which I said that is true. He then said: "NASA is mostly made up of former Air Force personnel". Not caring if that was true or not, I simply bid him to continue. He then popped me with the punch line. "Who's Your Daddy". I will let you guess my response and you had better believe that the rhetoric contained profanity. I had to buy him a $20.00 Cigar, which he smoked and enjoyed. I had one too.
Finally came a situational opportunity for a discharged marine to have at me. I had recently had back surgery and had to go to the DMV to register my vehicle. This was shortly after the CoVid restrictions had lifted and one had to do that in person. I had brought a foldable lawn chair with me so that I could sit in the line when everyone else was standing. When I was finally able to enter, I was allowed to sit in the ADA section. The Jar-head in question (working as security for the DMV) approached me and questioned my legitimacy in the ADA section. As I was explaining What I was doing there, I was called to the counter by one of the DMV agents to process why I was there. He then notice my hat with my beloved USAF symbol on it; to which he said: "Oh Chair Force, Now I get it." It is times like this one that one vet recognizes another. I gave a heavy sigh and asked him what branch he was in, where he confessed that he was in the Marine Corps. Because I had to deal with why I was at the DMV, I simply got the man's name and let the DMV agent process my reason for being there. Almost a year later, I had to return to the DMV to renew my driver's license, and guess who was there. This time, I had something up my sleeve. I had a picture of a cigar that was shaped and wrapped like that of a brown crayon. I introduced myself and reminded him of our last meeting. He remembered and I showed him that photo. I then told him not to confuse that with a Marine Corp MRE. As it so happened, his co-workers were also veterans, two from the USAF (SPs). The look on his face was that of someone that was not mad about a delayed comeback. I handed him a business card for the cigar lounge I mostly frequented and told him many vets come there and that he was welcome to join.
So, my reason for this tale. I'm throwing a challenge to all vets to come up with an ORIGINAL & INTERESTING Insult for the other branches other than your own. Coach, If you would choose the best insult for each branch of the military by a veteran, I will appreciate it. I'm willing to bet that the results will be worthy of a post.

[@coachmichael1015]

Well there is the classic: What does ARMY stand for?
Aint Ready for Marines Yet

[@franknunally8098]

@@coachmichael1015 As ammusing as the classics are, the challenge was for something new or at least new to me from the men. Bear in mind most of us were going through heavy depression (being homeless and a few unemployed). The goal was to come up with something that made most of them have a good laugh.
I personally am not one to pass up an opportunity to pull a practical joke (a trait from my grandfather, he would pull some doozies). A young hollywood marine joined our group and it was clear he was recently discharged. At the time, I was a Sr. Vet with the group and nearly every member knew me by then (except the new people). Anyway, the hollywood marine made a comment about the Air Force not having any muscle or courage. The rest of the guys immediately spoke up for me saying that "he was alright" and similar remarks. Then the new guy made the big mistake of saying I could have a free shot. Understand that we were all in a homeless shelter that would have kicked any of us out for no less than 7 full days for any act of violence and possibly filed criminal charges on us, to boot. The Jokester in me had a better idea. I responded with a query "your going to let me have a free shot", to which he responded "sure". I immediately told him "Naaah, you'll just hit me back" He then insisted that He would not hit me back. I again asked "You're going to let me have a free shot", only my words were loud enough so that many people in the surrounding area could hear me. He equally replied just as loud an affirmative. That is when I told him "Okay, open up. I'm going to get me one" That ment that he had to lift his arm and expose his ribs to a hit. (Bear in mind, I had been out of the USAF for over 20 years by then and was walking with a cane occasionally due to an industrial accident from a temp job involving an idiot army vet, his negligence, and a piece of a rail car. I was no threat to this young man that was in good shape). So I balled up my fist, made a wind up (putting on a good show based off of some old cartoons) and just as I got close enough to let the ball loose, he closed his eyes. Perfect. I smiled and reached with the other arm and gave him a titty twister. His reaction "OOOOOWWWWW!!!
Everyone in the area was laughing and half of them were on the ground they were laughing very hard. When most of the group had a chance to catch their breaths, I told him that I didn't have to hurt him to make him say ow.
The point I'm trying to make is that some of your subscribers might need something to laugh at or have something to feel good about. With that, I leave this to your discretion.