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  • čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
  • Did you know there was a pattern to a dishwasher?!
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    Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
    - Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
    - Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
    - Aged and Confused (2009)
    - 15° Off Cool (2007)
    - Dorkfish (1998)
    - Here’s Your Sign (1996)
    Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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Komentáře • 58

  • @Maidenfan83
    @Maidenfan83 Před měsícem +21

    I'm not married but damn I still find Bill's routine absolutely hilarious

  • @user-ll8be9vt4u
    @user-ll8be9vt4u Před měsícem +36

    The strategic loading of the dishwasher

    • @ChrisJones-gx7fc
      @ChrisJones-gx7fc Před měsícem +6

      It makes unloading more efficient, to pick up all the plates in one go, then the bowls, etc.
      Arranging the silverware so each type of utensil is all together isn’t as necessary.

    • @maryellencook9528
      @maryellencook9528 Před 27 dny +2

      My husband was the one who "taught" me how to load a dishwasher. I grew up washing dishes by hand. 😊😆😂🤣😅

    • @ericsneary5430
      @ericsneary5430 Před 2 dny

      @@ChrisJones-gx7fc It's also a lot easier to take care of the silverware if it's sorted

  • @RJS1966USMC
    @RJS1966USMC Před měsícem +29

    Loading the dishwasher, folding towels, stocking the fridge or pantry with groceries, arranging the furniture in the living room are all things that "married" men aren't allowed to do their own way. LOL!

    • @HealthyDisrespectforAuthority
      @HealthyDisrespectforAuthority Před měsícem +2

      Newly weds are allowed to.. just don't expect them to stay that way.

    • @eph2vv89only1way
      @eph2vv89only1way Před měsícem +1

      That's because loading the dishwasher wrong means the dishes don't get clean. Doing laundry in water That's too hot ruins the clothes and doing laundry in water that isn't hot enough without using an all temperature or cold water detergent can mean the clothes don't come clean. Fortunately most of today's detergents are all temperature, but that wasn’t the case when I was growing up. Doing delegates in a regular cycle can tear them

  • @marylee7467
    @marylee7467 Před měsícem +27

    Marriage code right there!!! 😂😂

  • @laraschauble
    @laraschauble Před měsícem +10

    He forgot to mention rinsing the dishes before loading them into the dishwasher...I always do that ..my husband does not.. 😅

    • @gerrydouglass3786
      @gerrydouglass3786 Před 29 dny +2

      No need to rinse. That's why we have a dishwasher

    • @redsky8763
      @redsky8763 Před 23 dny

      I rinse and/or let soak. Makes perfect sense, but I live alone.

    • @gerrydouglass3786
      @gerrydouglass3786 Před 15 dny

      @redsky8763 I do too. I may run it every 4 or 5 days. Usually just wash after each meal

  • @JennyMcMaster-mj7fd
    @JennyMcMaster-mj7fd Před měsícem +8

    OMG...this is so true, Bill. I didn't realize that I do this too...reorganize the dishwasher, have a set way of doing laundry, etc. But I guess that is just marriage codes! 😂😊😂

  • @maryfrancesmcknight9587
    @maryfrancesmcknight9587 Před 28 dny +3

    Yup, I told the family, “Load the dishwasher my way or you can get up at 5:30am when I do and unload it.” It worked out just fine, it was loaded perfectly every time. 😉☺️

  • @home_made_vegan_food
    @home_made_vegan_food Před měsícem +7

    I do this the complete opposite, I put bowls on top & plates on bottom 😂😂

  • @DianeCasanova
    @DianeCasanova Před měsícem +8

    My husband refuses to load the dishwasher correctly. Pots and pans on top, plastic on the bottom. Never puts silverware handle up. Can't tell you how many times I have been stabbed by sharp knives .😢

  • @roberthamilton9123
    @roberthamilton9123 Před měsícem +15

    I am not the only person in this house that knows how to load a dishwasher appropriately you are 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love the blue collar guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @Terri-ww5qj
    @Terri-ww5qj Před měsícem +8

    So very true! Been there done that!😂

  • @kathrynmetcalf1374
    @kathrynmetcalf1374 Před měsícem +15

    Still my favorite comedian!

  • @keithmathews1034
    @keithmathews1034 Před 25 dny +3

    Try living on your own, you’ll find out how right Momma is.

  • @katiemiller2062
    @katiemiller2062 Před měsícem +11

    I love Bill. He is hilarious!!! Guess what I’m coincidently doing well watching this. 😂😂😂

  • @kimkimba1131
    @kimkimba1131 Před měsícem +2

    I clean the house, and when my husband gets home he cleans the house. I stopped cleaning the house.

  • @glocksNgrippers
    @glocksNgrippers Před měsícem +17

    Thanks Bill!

  • @BrianDrake-u2h
    @BrianDrake-u2h Před měsícem +3

    1,000 degrees, it's no longer water.

  • @ms.tep_
    @ms.tep_ Před měsícem +4

    So true!! 😆🤣

  • @user-hd1kl5my8r
    @user-hd1kl5my8r Před měsícem +6

    🇺🇸🔵LOVE YA BILL🙏💝 THANKS FOR ALL THE BELLY LAUGHS 😂🤣💝🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🇺🇸🔵💞

  • @gaylemamabutterfly
    @gaylemamabutterfly Před 29 dny +3

    Hi Bill.... Your wife and I have the same issues with the dishwasher and laundry. Obviously WE know how it needs to be done. Your wife is so lucky that YOU have apparently heard her. My family still hasn't heard or doesn't give a bat's patutty because they know that MOM will make it right. If I don't keep CONTROL in the laundry room it turns into a disaster, hoarder place. I really enjoyed hearing you and it actually made me feel better. Basically, Rule #1 is wife's rules/requests should be followed. Rule #2 refer to rule #1. Take care and thanks for making me laugh.

  • @Beekindalways-oj2cl
    @Beekindalways-oj2cl Před měsícem +8

    Love you Bill!🇺🇸

  • @KenLonsdale-kp5bj
    @KenLonsdale-kp5bj Před měsícem +3

    I wash my dishes by hand,never had a dishwasher in my life and I never will.Laundry is a different story i let my wife do that.Bill you are my all time favourite, a regular guy.🇨🇦🇬🇧👍😂

  • @ricksaunders8074
    @ricksaunders8074 Před měsícem +2

    I am the dishwasher

  • @deionsharpe5139
    @deionsharpe5139 Před měsícem +7

    ❤ RIGHT ON BILL🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✌️😎😁🤣😂🤣

  • @rhondahuggins9542
    @rhondahuggins9542 Před měsícem +15

    Was trained to conduct Come to Jesus meetings by one of its founding members! Her signal was your first and middle names in that 'particular' tone. Woe unto you that responded in Smart-Aleck😱💥💥

  • @user-bc8pg5ch3f
    @user-bc8pg5ch3f Před měsícem +2

    This is one of my favorite routines!!! So true!

  • @anniegoettelmann9328
    @anniegoettelmann9328 Před měsícem +1

    The only thing I put in the right spot is the utensils. Everything else I just stick in wherever there’s a spot

  • @cjhansen6618
    @cjhansen6618 Před měsícem +5

    Thanks for posting this today, Bill. I needed to LMHO.

  • @rchuyck
    @rchuyck Před měsícem +1

    Being a Virgo, i get the organizing the dishwasher. Drives my wife NUTS!

  • @ginakarst-el2kh
    @ginakarst-el2kh Před měsícem +2

    Thats me, because i rearrange it.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @debgresham4398
    @debgresham4398 Před měsícem +2

    Love Bill

  • @blutomindpretzel1735
    @blutomindpretzel1735 Před měsícem +1

    God...a dishwasher. I miss that

  • @beast1624
    @beast1624 Před měsícem +3

    Brother, I am the same age as you and I haven't been allowed in the laundry room since October of 1980...just sayin. 😂😂

  • @jrknox8333
    @jrknox8333 Před měsícem +2

    Won't make that mistake again

  • @mwaynem
    @mwaynem Před 29 dny +2

    If you haven't trained your boys, how to get out of housework by doing it the wrong way. Well then, I can't help you.

  • @cristinprice319
    @cristinprice319 Před měsícem +1

    One of my favorite skits 😂

  • @LisaD-m7m
    @LisaD-m7m Před měsícem +2

    lol

  • @jerryupp4984
    @jerryupp4984 Před měsícem +1

    If you use CASCADE WITH 2X THE CLEANING POWER IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHING MACHINE

  • @justdeaf-ry6bn
    @justdeaf-ry6bn Před měsícem +1

    Me being single and living in my own house. I wash my all my clothes in one load in cold water. I don't wear underwear and don't have to worry about it's feelings getting hurt during the wash cycle.

  • @kerimorgan6665
    @kerimorgan6665 Před měsícem +1

    😂

  • @MaryAllisonArnott
    @MaryAllisonArnott Před 9 dny

    was she wrong?

  • @MARKLOCKWOOD2012
    @MARKLOCKWOOD2012 Před měsícem +1

    i wander if that story rings true in the Bill’s house hold. Military set up in the dishwasher. Washing machine at my age 43 i know better ask. two just put them in the basket 🧺 run like you done pulled a pin 🧷 on a grenade. My dad is old school parent ;the almighty word No. or no your not allowed. no explanation. My dad is one of those parents example my brother wanted college education now you’ve bumped up in scale horishima bomb. 💣 My brother got to see the bright light my dad n spending money gave my brother just one year. no more. yes he graduated good glad BUT nobody would hire him. I tried telling my brother they want more education you have no work experience. he filled out countless resumes tried getting into the corporate world cart before the horse. I’m telling if you can afford college most won’t not in todays world being a store manager is something is all he could get even that isn’t fully happy. that you can tell he has to learn the school of hard knocks.

  • @ljtlove4519
    @ljtlove4519 Před měsícem

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @scotthultin7769
    @scotthultin7769 Před měsícem +2

    Yeah but you're the only one in this house is going to do it and do it the way she wants it done so I suggest you just be quiet and take care of it cuz I don't want to hear about it you married me to pay the bills I married you to take care of the house doing the dishes is taking care of the house