‘The Taxman‘ Brian Cockerill Tells His Story.

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  • James English, The Anything Goes Show Ep79.
    The story of the taxman.
    Brian Cockerill was once one of the most feared men in the uk.
    He spent years working as a gangland tax-man and had over 1000 violent street fights in a career that lasted almost 30 years.
    Brian was a 24 stone man mountain that wouldn’t let anything or anyone get in his way.
    Brian has claimed to have lost over 20 friends to murder and has been charged with countless crimes from murder and also charged with attempt murder on 2 police officers.
    But a life of operating in the criminal underworld took its toll on Brian, and he ended up turning to hard drugs like crack cocaine in order to self medicate, leaving him battling with sever depression.
    The link to Brian’s book www.amazon.co.uk/Tax-Man-Bria...
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Komentáře • 4K

  • @tommygun8601
    @tommygun8601 Před 4 lety +353

    Brian is so modest he didnt mention the time
    He was offered the roll of James Bond

  • @374psalm
    @374psalm Před 4 lety +856

    When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone..there was 3 missed calls from brian

  • @user-th9nc5om8k
    @user-th9nc5om8k Před 22 dny +8

    He was so hard he used brown sauce for shower gel.

  • @jamestalbot9190
    @jamestalbot9190 Před 2 lety +200

    Brian's actually 148 years old. He broke the grim reapers jaw in 6 places 70 years ago and he hasn't been back.

    • @zosogirl
      @zosogirl Před rokem +3

      😂

    • @AllThings101
      @AllThings101 Před rokem +4

      😂😂

    • @Dazza19746
      @Dazza19746 Před rokem

      And he was 22 and a half stone then, and when he had his first wank he was 9 stone 18 ounces, he should be weight watchers ambassador

    • @stuartmcainsh7069
      @stuartmcainsh7069 Před rokem +2

      That's one of the funniest jokes iv heard in a while m

    • @anxiousbrusselsprout
      @anxiousbrusselsprout Před 11 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 quality

  • @Tbo1235
    @Tbo1235 Před 4 lety +232

    Started on the doors 20 years old, worked them for 40 years , only 53 and hasn’t worked them for last 25 years

    • @lonewolf-rf5xx
      @lonewolf-rf5xx Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @WizzerMedia
      @WizzerMedia Před 3 lety +7

      good luck arguing this with him

    • @tom240uksmoker6
      @tom240uksmoker6 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @Mickc934
      @Mickc934 Před 3 lety +23

      When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, he picked up a slab of moon rock with "Brian was 'ere" written on it. Haha

    • @andylloyd6126
      @andylloyd6126 Před 3 lety +3

      @@WizzerMedia 😂😂😂😂😂, you need ya head testing if you believe him

  • @MrStevieb00
    @MrStevieb00 Před 4 lety +339

    Brian said he once uppercutted a horse and that's where giraffes came from

  • @reclused
    @reclused Před rokem +139

    “The police chased me one day but I was a top end rally driver so they couldn’t catch me.” 😂😂😂

    • @jacko2815
      @jacko2815 Před rokem

      Must be so me car to get that fat slob away

    • @SquareSausages
      @SquareSausages Před rokem +20

      He couldn’t lie straight in bed 😂

    • @leenobody3249
      @leenobody3249 Před 11 měsíci +15

      At one point he said ‘ I used to be a little kid’ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Ohhhh my belly !

    • @jacko2815
      @jacko2815 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@leenobody3249 haha I didn't listen to all of if but fucking he'll. I thought he was born 5ft 8 23 years old when born

    • @zosogirl
      @zosogirl Před 9 měsíci +2

      He's now saying that he never said he was a rally driver 😮I heard it on Sunday and Monday he is denying that it was said at all ..😂❤

  • @fredinabun1242
    @fredinabun1242 Před 3 lety +61

    They couldn't catch me I was a rally driver 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Pure gold "Borats new character is class".

  • @micky1858
    @micky1858 Před 4 lety +178

    I wouldn't believe him if he told me he was a liar!

    • @Tbo1235
      @Tbo1235 Před 4 lety +2

      Michael Walker tough man couldn’t remember British bull dogs name despite having the chance to tag team him . Tough to remember all the details when you live this life

    • @johnnobrega4767
      @johnnobrega4767 Před 3 lety +3

      Micky init

    • @fulwoodphantom
      @fulwoodphantom Před 10 dny

      😂😂😂😂

  • @redhillred1980
    @redhillred1980 Před 2 lety +67

    All the haters are just jealous. Little unknown fact regarding Brian, whilst working the doors on a quiet night he started writing a children's book, Brian Potter who was a wizard. Anyway he gave the book away as being the quiet reserved gent didn't want the publicity. He was 24 stone at the time.

    • @devriestown
      @devriestown Před rokem +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @steray7590
      @steray7590 Před rokem +1

      Ye right he was never in prison 8 murders only 2 he was charged with but got of acro scro acro

    • @adylovesalec
      @adylovesalec Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂

    • @SquareSausages
      @SquareSausages Před rokem +3

      He also done some bricklaying on the moon.

    • @smiffy113
      @smiffy113 Před 10 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rickettycricket9018
    @rickettycricket9018 Před 3 lety +70

    Apparently ghosts sit round a fire telling Brian cockerill stories

    • @Shaun-england80
      @Shaun-england80 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅

    • @chriswatson210
      @chriswatson210 Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @Carson-pv4hr
      @Carson-pv4hr Před 8 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂 that's the first 👏👏👏 thought I'd heard them all .. but that was hilarious ❤😂😂

  • @davidbrent8490
    @davidbrent8490 Před 4 lety +826

    Britains hardest man, worlds stongest man, boxing heavy weight champion, amercian football player, wrestler, rally driver and he gave it all up for burglaries and crack

  • @dannyflint5746
    @dannyflint5746 Před 4 lety +259

    He murdered a judge in front of a whole court room, represented himself and beat the charges

  • @SportScienceHacks
    @SportScienceHacks Před 2 lety +265

    Every British bloke has had a conversation with someone like this in a random kitchen at 3am

    • @Yassin.ibn.farouk
      @Yassin.ibn.farouk Před rokem

      While gacked out on coke

    • @Rebelconformist82
      @Rebelconformist82 Před rokem +44

      Still tanding there ,nodding because he has the sniff

    • @Matt-ks7bp
      @Matt-ks7bp Před rokem +9

      Haha, you're so right! I've listened to many of these stories over the years!

    • @mitch2620
      @mitch2620 Před rokem +8

      Waste of good powder if you ask me.

    • @cheekychappy321
      @cheekychappy321 Před rokem +19

      thinking just put another one out and i will listen to you till the sun comes out

  • @lilronniecooper77
    @lilronniecooper77 Před 18 dny +7

    Burger King honoured Brian’s toughness by naming the Big Whopper!! Fact!

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 Před dnem

      For Brian so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son Lee Duffy, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life

  • @7th.trumpet
    @7th.trumpet Před 4 lety +335

    Carl "battered onion rings" Froch, once phoned Brian to tell him he beat Groves in front of 80,000 people.
    Brain said "I beat 80,000 people in front of Groves!!."

  • @viciousg5223
    @viciousg5223 Před 4 lety +112

    Every 100 years somone like me comes around 😂😂😂this is the best interview yet by far😂😂

    • @carson3811
      @carson3811 Před rokem +3

      Mr could a would a should of.. but he just smoked crack for 20yr .. had ex ray eyes could see through house walls to no if there was women in the house.. everytime he punched someone he got his exray machine out to see if he broke his jaw.. what a guy he used to tax the Essex boys.. but they all got shot bri they wouldn't trie shout him he can dodge bullets

    • @carson3811
      @carson3811 Před rokem

      They had guns wanted to kill him but hit his legs never shot him in the head and would have just killed him there on shot boom he's dead

  • @euphemiakathleenmacdonald2970
    @euphemiakathleenmacdonald2970 Před 10 měsíci +100

    A record braking weight lifter a rally driver the original British bulldog scouted by the Miami dolphins and undefeated street fighter still doesn't brag about himself what a genuine humble bloke

    • @RIPSIRJIMMYSAVILLE
      @RIPSIRJIMMYSAVILLE Před 10 měsíci +5

      And tipped To be hw world champion

    • @CLOCKCHASER2222
      @CLOCKCHASER2222 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Haha is that sarcasm

    • @Stef23441
      @Stef23441 Před 9 měsíci +1

      It’s a podcast isn’t that what your meant to do ?

    • @CLOCKCHASER2222
      @CLOCKCHASER2222 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Wait till he goes on X factor, that’s when his talents will really shine through

    • @ScottIsh80-qk7cp
      @ScottIsh80-qk7cp Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@CLOCKCHASER2222yeah not many people know that he has an amazing voice and his beautiful wife has just been offered a modelling contract too. I'm so thrilled for them both. 👍

  • @thewraithize
    @thewraithize Před 3 lety +29

    Best comments section I've ever had the privilege to read. Absolute gold.

    • @fredinabun1242
      @fredinabun1242 Před 3 lety

      Also is ones in the McIntyre did 😂😂😂

    • @HassanIshmal
      @HassanIshmal Před 11 dny

      Brian cocknbull has fathered 160 children including Brett may,
      cristiana Aguilera and the great chuck Norris !!

  • @stu8427
    @stu8427 Před 4 lety +124

    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

    • @boxer5444
      @boxer5444 Před 2 lety +1

      TONY BURKITTS?? DANNY CHRISTIES?? PADDY CONROYS?? brian cockrill ???dean ACROS PLEASE

    • @kingdaleclarke
      @kingdaleclarke Před rokem

      Never.

    • @steray7590
      @steray7590 Před rokem

      Ye acro do acro do acro do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Enochthegreat71
    @Enochthegreat71 Před 4 lety +337

    Fair play interviewing him and keeping a straight face. Well done.

    • @johnnobrega4767
      @johnnobrega4767 Před 4 lety +5

      covid lockdown init

    • @Enochthegreat71
      @Enochthegreat71 Před 3 lety +4

      @Connor Cook couldn,t catch him he was a bbbbfulem rally diver lol.

    • @tee-total4654
      @tee-total4654 Před 3 lety +5

      What weight were you at that particular time?

    • @robs2000
      @robs2000 Před 3 lety +1

      that was some feat ! hats off james

    • @Mickc934
      @Mickc934 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Enochthegreat71 hahahaha that had me creased aswell

  • @aaronporter8864
    @aaronporter8864 Před rokem +50

    His funniest story is when he says the WWF approached him to be the British bulldogs tag team partner 🤣

    • @kitdouglas9295
      @kitdouglas9295 Před rokem +33

      Miami Dolphins wanting him was equally as impressive.

    • @aaronporter8864
      @aaronporter8864 Před rokem +1

      @@kitdouglas9295 hahahaha

    • @Two_Seat_Pete_FatA55
      @Two_Seat_Pete_FatA55 Před rokem +21

      @@kitdouglas9295the Miami dolphins with their scouting network all over the top college’s in USA, scouting American Football prodigies somehow knew about some low level criminal and steroid user in a crap hole in the north east of England 😂😂😂😂

    • @biskitz86913
      @biskitz86913 Před rokem +16

      @@Two_Seat_Pete_FatA55 Brian used to swim to florida for his holidays and he had a reputation there for being nearly 24 stone

    • @Two_Seat_Pete_FatA55
      @Two_Seat_Pete_FatA55 Před rokem +5

      @@biskitz86913 and he broke the jaw in 6 places of every Floridian who was 19 stone and about 6’4

  • @saulwest8254
    @saulwest8254 Před 4 lety +148

    When Brian left home at 18 he told his Dad you're the man of the house now.

  • @michaelthornton2393
    @michaelthornton2393 Před 4 lety +70

    Apparently he’s worlds best under water wood welder! He doesn’t even use scuba gear he just holds his breath. Legend!

  • @theorgazoid9459
    @theorgazoid9459 Před 2 lety +25

    I wonder how much Brian weighed in his prime... Got to have been about 24 stone. Surprised he didn't mention it at any point during the interview...

  • @SuperOwls1867
    @SuperOwls1867 Před 10 měsíci +17

    It was only ever the SAS who used to come and arrest me … 🤣

  • @davemc5075
    @davemc5075 Před 4 lety +206

    Probably one of the most modest men I have ever listened to in my life. Not once did he ever say he invented the wheel.

    • @lee1170
      @lee1170 Před 3 lety +5

      Pretty sure he did mate

    • @VinegarTom68
      @VinegarTom68 Před 2 lety +10

      No he said he was behind the wheel in his group n rally car being chased by an ARV containg SAS ,but of course he dumped them like a pound of of off vindaloo!!!

    • @stevebowness9435
      @stevebowness9435 Před rokem

      🤣😂😆🤪

    • @ibexdnb2879
      @ibexdnb2879 Před rokem

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @carson3811
      @carson3811 Před rokem +1

      Defied the laws of physics 😂😂🤦

  • @chrisaitken9775
    @chrisaitken9775 Před 4 lety +84

    Such a humble guy.
    In fact, so many people tell him that he’s so humble he considered competing professionally on the Most Humble Man In The World™️ circuit; he only decided against it because his record breaking levels of humility meant that he didn’t want to make the other competitors look bad. He was in with a shot at the Nobel Prize for Humility at one point, but they pulled out at the last minute owing to his criminal record (which is the most extensive criminal record in the world).

  • @fla0741
    @fla0741 Před 3 lety +60

    If you've ever met a meth head that has psychosis. This is the exact wonderful talk they talk about. Its gold I love it

  • @dejisdad8970
    @dejisdad8970 Před 2 lety +17

    ‘There was a couple big heavy weight boxers there I dropped a few of them ‘ 🤣🤣

  • @youngveteran4292
    @youngveteran4292 Před 4 lety +86

    ‘I weighed 24 stone and was really fast at running!’ 🤣😂🤣 Is this Peter Kay dressed up?

    • @MrLees-oq8wb
      @MrLees-oq8wb Před 4 lety +6

      He had his slippers on

    • @milolee4746
      @milolee4746 Před 4 lety

      Ha Haha 👍

    • @Tbo1235
      @Tbo1235 Před 4 lety +1

      Young Veteran when the SAS are chasing you run fast

    • @vincentpowell1222
      @vincentpowell1222 Před 3 lety +4

      Mini JCW Of course, one of the SAS roles is wasting their time chasing a fat Jackanory! Lol

  • @johntoscano5874
    @johntoscano5874 Před 4 lety +211

    These comments have me in stitches! 😂 Burst out laughing when he said he evaded the police as he was a rally car driver too! Absolute gold.

  • @user-sx7ur6ut5s
    @user-sx7ur6ut5s Před 3 lety +129

    You have to respect how humble he is. Never brags or bigs himself up, such an admirable hero

    • @steray7590
      @steray7590 Před rokem +1

      Ye definitely pulled in for 8 murders only up for two against two I'd love to see his acro gobshit

    • @danandlaura707
      @danandlaura707 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Haha haha

    • @danandlaura707
      @danandlaura707 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Absolute melt. James is a divvy too x

    • @danandlaura707
      @danandlaura707 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@steray7590 very true both idiots him Snd idiot Host xx

  • @prodigalparties
    @prodigalparties Před 3 lety +27

    “I just had this Samson strength!” His humility is another level 😂😂

    • @jimipurple123
      @jimipurple123 Před 2 lety +3

      It's reference to the bible. Brian was a strongman. Could lift things average men couldn't. I have seen it

    • @marknugent4838
      @marknugent4838 Před 3 měsíci

      I’m afraid this poor man is suffering from Big Vern Syndrome, a terrible incurable affliction, rife among the hard of thinking. Jokin, seems like a lovely fella😉

  • @HULLGRAFFITI
    @HULLGRAFFITI Před 4 lety +80

    The irony that one of the biggest bullys in the UK hates bullies

    • @HULLGRAFFITI
      @HULLGRAFFITI Před 4 lety +12

      @Hamish Munroe yeah...I've noticed that a lot..This big fat bully robbed anyone under the guise of been some noble hero ridding the streets of heroin and crack while just reselling the same gear in the same area he made out he was 'cleaning ' an area up ...Or the little old lady down the road would be robbed in their own home ,Then he would turn up with her purse or daft little tv with tales of how he bravely fought and got her stuff back bringing 'justice' to the bad guys...Basically ruining what was left of their lives been traumatised by every movement near their home...And still singing his praises like he was protecting them ...Then later tried to run as a councilor and hero to the ordinary ppl on the estate ,A phony bully

    • @christanya0113
      @christanya0113 Před 4 lety

      HULL GRAFFITI -- how did he get on with the election? Did he get many votes?

    • @stevenferrier3505
      @stevenferrier3505 Před 4 lety +1

      das wright it was attempted loads of times but he was so fast he caught the bullets everytime,, sometimes with his teeth🤷‍♂️

    • @user-fb3jz2bn2q
      @user-fb3jz2bn2q Před 4 lety

      hed be fucked if he walked past a mirror

    • @simmytheman9444
      @simmytheman9444 Před 3 lety

      People like this don’t come from rough places. Put him in Liverpool Birmingham London Nottingham Manchester he would be killed within 5 minutes
      Hold up in fact the underworld would use him as a comedy stand up show on a Friday night while they count the kilos they shipped in 🤣

  • @lijoco2365
    @lijoco2365 Před 4 lety +252

    Brian once baked a cake in the freezer, and apparently on the day he was born he drove his mum home from the hospital

  • @AdrianPG63
    @AdrianPG63 Před 3 lety +72

    James you deserve an Oscar for keeping that face straight throughout this ....

  • @knowledge4254
    @knowledge4254 Před 3 lety +30

    Kids This is a classic example to never take drugs.

  • @ianhe-kensken9303
    @ianhe-kensken9303 Před 4 lety +114

    Good to see he's turning his life around.
    He's still my favourite bullshitter of all time - fucking quality storyteller.

    • @ibexdnb2879
      @ibexdnb2879 Před 2 lety +4

      Him or Ronnie Pickering in a fight?

    • @lurcherman1511
      @lurcherman1511 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣

    • @SA77888
      @SA77888 Před rokem +3

      @@ibexdnb2879 Brian exaggerates, but he IS the real deal too.

    • @RonSill1986
      @RonSill1986 Před rokem +1

      I'd love to see you say this to this frauds face. He actually could handle himself and was feared all over. Never bullied, only hurt people living in that life.

    • @ianhe-kensken9303
      @ianhe-kensken9303 Před rokem +2

      @@RonSill1986 I have zero doubt he was the real deal....and no I'd never call him a bullshitter to his face......but is he a bullshitter or not?

  • @Mtb-cp6gz
    @Mtb-cp6gz Před 4 lety +358

    I love the way he doesn't big himself up.

  • @dywerscollapsedpocket3465
    @dywerscollapsedpocket3465 Před 3 lety +40

    When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Brian was stood there waiting and said 'One big step for man, one small step for Brian Cockerill' then back stroked through space back to Middlesbrough.

  • @dannywillow9694
    @dannywillow9694 Před 4 lety +106

    Hah best comment I’ve seen on this guy was “what chest size are those tracky bottoms”

  • @UnlistedUnderworld
    @UnlistedUnderworld Před 4 lety +50

    Last time I was with Brian, he was hanging about with Mike Tyson in a gym. Tyson ended up sparring him but Brian got the better of him. This is when he technically won the heavyweight championship of the world, but then decided to vacate because Ferrari got in touch and offered him a lead F1 position. He went on to win the championship but left to become an actor which led him to finding crack, he never looked back again.

  • @cpt.trippps3774
    @cpt.trippps3774 Před rokem +11

    4 coffee, 2 bowls of sugar puffs, 2 toast, 1 banana, 1 apple, 1 pear...

  • @longshlongsilver293
    @longshlongsilver293 Před 4 lety +550

    Legend has it Brian started smoking just so he could fight cancer.

  • @Imrickjamesbitches1
    @Imrickjamesbitches1 Před rokem +9

    I was really fast at running 😂😂

  • @summan41man
    @summan41man Před 4 lety +214

    If you ask Brian for the time, he will also include his weight, at the time

  • @peterolley7159
    @peterolley7159 Před 4 lety +286

    What I like about Brian is he doesn't exaggerate !

    • @LaBamba13
      @LaBamba13 Před 4 lety +4

      Natural story telling

    • @rassawhelan6045
      @rassawhelan6045 Před 4 lety +6

      hahahahahhhaa classic never exaggerate

    • @michaelowens6847
      @michaelowens6847 Před 4 lety +4

      Kaz lemon Ian is a beast but a great bloke. He commentated my first MMA fight. Genuine nice bloke and UK MMA pioneer

    • @iraq.sometimessunnisometim1981
      @iraq.sometimessunnisometim1981 Před 4 lety +1

      @busterbenji : Give me a shout when your planning the visit to his house......

    • @luketucker1213
      @luketucker1213 Před 4 lety

      @@iraq.sometimessunnisometim1981 so you can take a camera!

  • @scittyboom1989
    @scittyboom1989 Před rokem +9

    Fukin love coming back to these comments every couple of week it’s comedy gold 😂😂😂

  • @OngoGablogian185
    @OngoGablogian185 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Over 1,000 streetfights, LOL. 100 fights a year for 10 years straight, no doubt.

  • @Wotsinyourbag3
    @Wotsinyourbag3 Před měsícem +2

    He needs his own reality show! Comedy gold!😂😂😂

  • @stuartmcl7609
    @stuartmcl7609 Před 4 lety +117

    Kevin Bridges should interview him next.... ‘Did ye aye’

    • @SA77888
      @SA77888 Před 3 lety +2

      aye........have a good night mate....

    • @johnmckee7640
      @johnmckee7640 Před 3 lety +1

      He had a fight in a chip shop.. 2 fish got battard.. 10 chips got assaulted.
      .

    • @matthewkane1256
      @matthewkane1256 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @matthewkane1256
      @matthewkane1256 Před 2 lety

      the sort of bloke that joke was made for lol could also add 'enjoy your night mate'

  • @tamrattray1
    @tamrattray1 Před 4 lety +70

    You've got to admire his modesty.

  • @rku8334
    @rku8334 Před 6 měsíci +7

    My favourite comedian 😂..….. the part he says he kicked the police van doors of the hinges pmsl 😂😂😂

    • @skerriesrockart
      @skerriesrockart Před 3 měsíci +2

      He robbed that story from Vic Dark..another broke waster

  • @walsallmidlands1893
    @walsallmidlands1893 Před 3 lety +11

    James deserves a medal for keeping a straight face

  • @Nashthekid
    @Nashthekid Před 4 lety +121

    3 guys and he’s knocked out 6 of them.

  • @justinius1969
    @justinius1969 Před 4 lety +153

    James, your ability to deliver this interview with such aplomb, and not to piss yourself, is superb... Well done sir!

    • @dave3223
      @dave3223 Před 3 lety +4

      😂💪💯👏

    • @Theeirishman74
      @Theeirishman74 Před 10 měsíci

      He interviews shite

    • @rob2paul
      @rob2paul Před 9 měsíci +1

      All these town bullies have a story to tell and its usually utter bollocks

    • @ScottIsh80-qk7cp
      @ScottIsh80-qk7cp Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@rob2paulno , he really did meet emma when she was on the catwalk. AND she has just been offered a new modelling contract and they have asked big bri to do the security again.Which is great for them both.

    • @rob2paul
      @rob2paul Před 9 měsíci

      @@ScottIsh80-qk7cp there is mo doubt brian in his day was a force, and no doubt was respected and had some stories, but fuck me just listen to him, he is full of shit, look at
      the comments here, just another one with a pouch of baccie and his stories which if you do listen clearly and I mean clearly full of utter shit

  • @JamesJames-bf5uy
    @JamesJames-bf5uy Před 10 měsíci +6

    😂🤣 his life evolved around films,"every 100 years a bloke like me comes around", brilliant 😂😭😭

  • @jariziz
    @jariziz Před 3 lety +17

    Brian “defying the law of physics” cockerill

  • @thomascommins2625
    @thomascommins2625 Před 4 lety +163

    when brians goes for a swim he doesnt get wet. the water gets "Brian"

  • @bankruptbritain6103
    @bankruptbritain6103 Před 4 lety +97

    He forgot to mention the time he killed Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, all in one bank holiday weekend

    • @thomasweldon8333
      @thomasweldon8333 Před 4 lety +5

      That’s bullshit. Bigfoot survived after a few years comatose but is hiding from Brian since

    • @lemmy6782
      @lemmy6782 Před 4 lety +3

      He broke their jaws in six places too .

    • @mistermeanor968
      @mistermeanor968 Před 4 lety

      Ronnie pickering would do him in a straightner

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 Před 4 lety

      @graham moore Ronnie is sleeping the sleep of the just

    • @dingledingle7951
      @dingledingle7951 Před 3 lety

      That weekend probably punched fuck out the tooth fairy and hack frost aswell

  • @sirplumb
    @sirplumb Před 2 lety +32

    An absolute legend in his own mind.

  • @bloodyliar
    @bloodyliar Před 2 měsíci +4

    Brian has ORDERED those eyebrows to stay on James

  • @dann07666
    @dann07666 Před 4 lety +142

    Brian trains 25 hours a day getting up 2 hours before he goes to bed

  • @seank631
    @seank631 Před 4 lety +358

    Miami Dolphins often go around Middlesbrough to scout for talent

    • @D.B_COOPER_1
      @D.B_COOPER_1 Před 4 lety +2

      Brilliant 😂🤣

    • @ivandrago4089
      @ivandrago4089 Před 4 lety +2

      Tom Brady is his biggest fan

    • @gangstermedia9039
      @gangstermedia9039 Před 4 lety +11

      So did WWF as well

    • @Tbo1235
      @Tbo1235 Před 4 lety +23

      John Barnes they knew the SAS were arresting him on a daily basis and rumours were circulating he could break any mans jaw in 6 specific places

    • @ron-thehardman-dixon6012
      @ron-thehardman-dixon6012 Před 4 lety +3

      Can anyone confirm any of the shit he was talking charged on a murder where he was described 5.8-5.9 ginger medium build wow he's definitely still smoking something him

  • @leederbyshire6158
    @leederbyshire6158 Před měsícem +4

    @22 .40 “I was a full Group N Rally Driver , a top,of the range rally driver”…you DID say it Cock end ! You CAN’T deny it. 🤪😂

  • @datrunnerguyuk
    @datrunnerguyuk Před měsícem +2

    Even james had a laugh at 2000 people 😂😂😂

  • @thirstybonsai1888
    @thirstybonsai1888 Před 4 lety +146

    I wonder if he still tucks his T shirts in his trackies

  • @autistic.adventurer
    @autistic.adventurer Před 4 lety +32

    Barrister, hulk, a once in a century heavyweight boxer, nfl legend, wwe tag team partner, movie actor, "almost" amputee with speed and reflexes of a Cheetah. This man has been anointed by God.

  • @firstaddz8100
    @firstaddz8100 Před 2 lety +44

    Brian actually invented the internet, Facebook and Amazon.

  • @balke7935
    @balke7935 Před 2 lety +18

    He’s achieved all that and still goes to the supermarket in his slippers. What a guy.

  • @mkmaudsley8381
    @mkmaudsley8381 Před 4 lety +86

    Brian was once cornered bye 10 people... needless to say he knocked out 15 of them! He was 46 stone at the time and the best fighter on the planet.

  • @siwakeman1266
    @siwakeman1266 Před 4 lety +295

    The amount of time he puts his finger in his ear he should be called the waxman

    • @cecemax8168
      @cecemax8168 Před 4 lety

      😆

    • @John.Handle
      @John.Handle Před 4 lety +24

      Stolen comment off the McIntyre documentary 👍🏻

    • @John.Handle
      @John.Handle Před 4 lety +1

      Someone said he’s more like the Waxman on another video, years ago

    • @habibramzan7949
      @habibramzan7949 Před 4 lety +1

      You not funny IV realized every interview tax man has given you have made this stupid comment say it to his face I dare u

    • @siwakeman1266
      @siwakeman1266 Před 4 lety +5

      Habib Ramzan no thanks he looks hard, rather say it from behind a keyboard for comedic effect lol 😆

  • @CASTLE9898
    @CASTLE9898 Před 10 měsíci +8

    I believe every word Brian says, but how many peoples Jaws has he broken in 6 places😂

  • @CressidaDick
    @CressidaDick Před 3 lety +84

    Geologists in Utah have excavated the remains of a Sauropod thought to be the largest ever found. The jaw bone size indicated an animal estimated to be 100 tonnes... Also the fact that the jawbone was broken in 6 places suggest it got trappy with Brian some 135 million years ago, when he was working on the doors.

  • @JD-lk5jn
    @JD-lk5jn Před 4 lety +141

    James deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face during this interview

    • @WhySoSerious551
      @WhySoSerious551 Před 4 lety +9

      Brian disliked this comment

    • @joshjohnson5395
      @joshjohnson5395 Před 4 lety +6

      Some serious skills right there! I would of had to take break every 10mins just to compose meself! 😅

    • @sugs1191
      @sugs1191 Před 4 lety

      Rofl

  • @sianlewis8675
    @sianlewis8675 Před 4 lety +72

    I’ve told Brian three million times “don’t exaggerate”

  • @mickywilson5118
    @mickywilson5118 Před rokem +13

    Brian knocked me out before I was born.

    • @pkjhm
      @pkjhm Před rokem +2

      Did he break your jaw in 6 places

  • @michaelbidgood2295
    @michaelbidgood2295 Před rokem +11

    "I took £250k off 3 blabber mouths... I took 20 grand off them each"

  • @markmcgarvey40
    @markmcgarvey40 Před 4 lety +137

    This man could gargle petrol and tell you what year its from

    • @dios.9586
      @dios.9586 Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂😂 what the fuck

    • @jaydog5007
      @jaydog5007 Před 4 lety

      I'm stumped

    • @gj2772
      @gj2772 Před 4 lety

      Hahahahaha

    • @jordslifes
      @jordslifes Před 4 lety

      Quality

    •  Před 4 lety +2

      Violence 32 not really, I said this originally on a John Fury video and it’s been copied ever since.

  • @somechap1319
    @somechap1319 Před 4 lety +72

    He won all of his 1000 fights by breaking their jaws in specifically 6 places.

    • @JohnConboy1
      @JohnConboy1 Před 4 lety +1

      Haha You couldn't make it up. He can.

    • @andrewkemp2097
      @andrewkemp2097 Před 4 lety +4

      Knew exactly how many stone they weighed at the time and he broke there Jaws in 6 places

    • @themoocher3029
      @themoocher3029 Před 4 lety

      Allegedly

    • @lemmy6782
      @lemmy6782 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Two_Seat_Pete_FatA55
      @Two_Seat_Pete_FatA55 Před rokem +1

      He must’ve been walking around with a set of scales under his arm, just incase he got into a fight. He’s like purple Aki, the fella that would touch lads muscles, just Brian gets off on weighing them

  • @duncansmith8992
    @duncansmith8992 Před 2 lety +7

    ‘Lenny McLean backed off from the fight’ ! 😂😂😂.Of course he did, sweetheart.

  • @SimonGhostRileyTF141
    @SimonGhostRileyTF141 Před 2 lety +13

    Love listening to the Lee Duffy fight story. No matter how many times I hear it, it's always a different version pmsl

    • @Lorenzo-cp7qs
      @Lorenzo-cp7qs Před rokem +2

      Same haha we all know it’s probably bullshit anyway. Loch Ness Monster kinda shite.

  • @jordanmc9877
    @jordanmc9877 Před 4 lety +124

    Me and Lee Duffy were a formidable tag team, . We beat the legion of doom at summerslam 1992 in Wembley stadium.

    • @laurengreen3747
      @laurengreen3747 Před 4 lety +6

      Duffy died in 91 mate ;)

    • @jordanmc9877
      @jordanmc9877 Před 4 lety +16

      @@laurengreen3747 Brian won't let the facts get in the way of a good story..... Come on pal, you know this

    • @dannyflint5746
      @dannyflint5746 Před 4 lety +2

      Just a normal bloke aint he, tells it how it is

    • @flipperdripper5769
      @flipperdripper5769 Před 4 lety +2

      Tankin crack with The Bulldog down the cut half hour before the show

    • @g4tinz706
      @g4tinz706 Před 4 lety

      lost souls 2nd that bro nothing like wwf raw is war lol

  • @billybigtime2808
    @billybigtime2808 Před 4 lety +239

    I love how he knows the weight of everybody he’s chinned

    • @youngveteran4292
      @youngveteran4292 Před 4 lety +29

      Billy Big time ‘Hi my names Brian, can I weigh you as I need to know for my stories once I’ve knocked you out?’ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @billybigtime2808
      @billybigtime2808 Před 4 lety +1

      Young Veteran for research purposes

    • @andrewwalker8316
      @andrewwalker8316 Před 4 lety

      Lmao

    • @jamescollins8074
      @jamescollins8074 Před 4 lety +1

      Haha

    • @Tbo1235
      @Tbo1235 Před 4 lety +7

      Young Veteran he X-ray visions the jaw after the fight , 6 places usually

  • @matt.willoughby
    @matt.willoughby Před rokem +8

    Humble guy, in fact he forgot to mention he is actually the most humble man in the world.

  • @313714
    @313714 Před rokem +14

    If you haven’t watched it already watch the taxman it’s comedy gold?!!! He said his hands were classed as dangerous weapons by the police 😂

    • @rajchoudhury5130
      @rajchoudhury5130 Před rokem

      When ever I’m down I watch this to pick me up. What a fukin cretin

  • @delboyo3922
    @delboyo3922 Před 4 lety +65

    Big Brian once made love to a truck. 9 months later Optimus Prime was born

    • @coolinism
      @coolinism Před 4 lety +3

      Brilliant, my favourite one so far 👏👌👍😂

    • @leebower7283
      @leebower7283 Před 4 lety +1

      Fucking class

    • @thefightingirish1630
      @thefightingirish1630 Před 4 lety +1

      Best comment ever. I've literally just phoned a mate tell him about that comment. Brilliant mate

    • @delboyo3922
      @delboyo3922 Před 4 lety

      the fighting irish 😂

    • @moamaak
      @moamaak Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣 love it

  • @simonrodgers3278
    @simonrodgers3278 Před 4 lety +27

    TAX MAN: "I could a been in a film it had Stanley Baxter Diana Doors Jimmy White? and Tony Meo? in it....
    Me " I'm Dying here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andywalker9079
      @andywalker9079 Před 4 lety

      Me too

    • @lemmy6782
      @lemmy6782 Před 4 lety +1

      Stanley Baxter had me creased 🤣🤣🤣 was that him off Zulu 😂😂😂

    • @dazg7405
      @dazg7405 Před 3 lety

      Was out of Brian and nick nolte

  • @interestednow.5455
    @interestednow.5455 Před 2 lety +8

    "these blokes started whacking with machetes and baseball bats but it didnt break one bone, because i was that big it just bounced off me" ahahahaha ive heard it all now

  • @user-gg8wt9nz5q
    @user-gg8wt9nz5q Před 14 dny +6

    Fella couldnt tax a car

  • @garethdaniel121
    @garethdaniel121 Před 9 měsíci +12

    I stopped watching when he kicked 2 sets of police van doors off 🤣

  • @sparkymalarky4322
    @sparkymalarky4322 Před 4 lety +81

    Brians so hard even his hair line is trying to get away from him

  • @barnabylowe1239
    @barnabylowe1239 Před 4 lety +77

    I’d love Peter Kay to do a parody of this bloke

    • @imamanc4life
      @imamanc4life Před 4 lety +10

      He already did, hes called Max

    • @rubytuesday2564
      @rubytuesday2564 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ryang403
      @Ryang403 Před 4 lety

      mate I dont think so..

    • @joeloxig6872
      @joeloxig6872 Před 4 lety

      He actually did with the character Kenny from phoenix nights ...a perpetual bullshit artist lol

    • @iainhill492
      @iainhill492 Před 4 lety

      He doesnt need to...brian is a walking and talking parody of himself...a true leg-end in his own lunchtime !! Webel without a clue !🤔😊

  • @IbrahimMuhammad_114
    @IbrahimMuhammad_114 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Most humble man

  • @Gndlf_TheOrange
    @Gndlf_TheOrange Před 3 lety +12

    Apparently he did a strongman competition but mistook the atlas stones as juggling balls.

  • @tomanyhitsforsure6293
    @tomanyhitsforsure6293 Před 4 lety +65

    The British bulldogs partner? What would his wrestling name have been?.......Bull-shit?😂😂😂
    “Could of been in the Miami Dolphins I was really fast at running”😂😂 Brilliant

  • @davidhinde3229
    @davidhinde3229 Před 4 lety +10

    Legend has it “the taxman” has a black belt in sudoku, a dan in Ikea and can assemble a flat pack wardrobe in under 45 minutes.

  • @anthonybanton1415
    @anthonybanton1415 Před rokem +7

    Miami Dolphins, British BullDogs partner. 😂😂😂😂. In a film as a giant walking around saying Fee Fii Foe Thumb. Cmon Brian. 😂😂

  • @lukejarvis2080
    @lukejarvis2080 Před 3 lety +23

    “Broke his jaw in 6 places, then ate a chinese out of sweet and sour pork.. had enough of that then got some lads from Redcar who had a bear I could wrestle..strangled the bear to death cos I was 24 stone at the time