I got, "Yeah, baby. Whatchu wearing?" Now my computer is stalking me, and I'm in the process of getting a restraining order on it. Don't try this at home, kids.
@@quickwimnl instructions unclear... I went to Micro Center and they're outta Macintosh apples... they only have something called Apple iPhone??? I don't want a phone, I want a damn apple to snack on. Pls advise
Color names : 1. Alabaster 2. Amethyst 3. Aqua 4. Aquamarine 5. Ash 6. Azure 7. Beige 8. Berry 9. Bistre 10. Black 11. Blue 12. Blush 13. Bone 14. Brass 15. Bronze 16. Burgundy 17. Burnt Sienna 18. Burnt Umber 19. Cadet Blue 20. Camel 21. Canary 22. Candy Apple Red 23. Caramel 24. Carnation Pink 25. Celadon 26. Cerise 27. Cerulean 28. Champagne 29. Charcoal 30. Cherry 31. Chestnut 32. Chocolate 33. Cinnamon 34. Citron 35. Cobalt 36. Coffee 37. Coral 38. Cornflower Blue 39. Cranberry 40. Cream 41. Crimson 42. Cyan 43. Dark Brown 44. Dark Green 45. Dark Grey 46. Deep Blue 47. Deep Purple 48. Denim 49. Desert Sand 50. Ecru 51. Eggplant 52. Emerald 53. Fawn 54. Fern Green 55. Flamingo Pink 56. Forest Green 57. Fuchsia 58. Gold 59. Goldenrod 60. Granite 61. Grape 62. Grass Green 63. Gray 64. Green 65. Gunmetal 66. Hazel 67. Honey 68. Hot Pink 69. Indigo 70. Ivory 71. Jade 72. Khaki 73. Lavender 74. Lemon 75. Lilac 76. Lime 77. Magenta 78. Mahogany 79. Mauve 80. Midnight Blue 81. Mint 82. Mocha 83. Moss Green 84. Mulberry 85. Mustard 86. Navy Blue 87. Ochre 88. Olive 89. Orange 90. Orchid 91. Pale Pink 92. Peach 93. Peacock Blue 94. Pearl 95. Periwinkle 96. Pewter 97. Pine Green 98. Plum 99. Powder Blue 100. Pumpkin 101. Raspberry 102. Red 103. Rose 104. Royal Blue 105. Ruby 106. Rust 107. Saffron 108. Sage 109. Salmon 110. Sand 111. Sapphire 112. Scarlet 113. Sea Green 114. Sepia 115. Silver 116. Sky Blue 117. Slate 118. Smoke 119. Snow 120. Steel Blue 121. Tan 122. Tangerine 123. Taupe 124. Teal 125. Terracotta 126. Thistle 127. Tomato Red 128. Topaz 129. Turquoise 130. Ultramarine 131. Vanilla 132. Vermilion 133. Violet 134. Viridian 135. Wheat 136. White 137. Wine 138. Wisteria 139. Yellow 140. Zaffre 141. Amber 142. Apricot 143. Aquamarine 144. Auburn 145. Avocado 146. Baby Blue 147. Baby Pink 148. Baby Powder 149. Banana 150. Battleship Grey 151. Beryl 152. Bisque 153. Blanched Almond 154. Blond 155. Blue Green 156. Blue Violet 157. Bone 158. Brass 159. Bronze 160. Bubble Gum Pink 161. Burgundy 162. Burnt Orange 163. Burnt Sienna 164. Burnt Umber 165. Byzantium 166. Cadet Blue 167. Camel 168. Canary Yellow 169. Candy Apple Red 170. Caput Mortuum 171. Cardinal 172. Caribbean Green 173. Carmine 174. Carrot Orange 175. Celadon 176. Cerulean 177. Champagne 178. Charcoal 179. Chartreuse 180. Cherry Blossom Pink 181. Chestnut 182. Chocolate 183. Cinnabar 184. Citrine 185. Claret 186. Cobalt Blue 187. Cocoa Brown 188. Coffee 189. Copper 190. Coral Pink 191. Cordovan 192. Cornflower Blue 193. Cotton Candy 194. Cream 195. Crimson 196. Cyan 197. Dandelion 198. Dark Blue 199. Dark Brown 200. Dark Cerulean 201. Dark Chestnut 202. Dark Coral 203. Dark Cyan 204. Dark Electric Blue 205. Dark Goldenrod 206. Dark Green 207. Dark Grey 208. Dark Imperial Blue 209. Dark Jungle Green 210. Dark Khaki 211. Dark Magenta 212. Dark Olive Green 213. Dark Orange 214. Dark Orchid 215. Dark Pastel Blue 216. Dark Pastel Green 217. Dark Pastel Purple 218. Dark Pastel Red 219. Dark Pink 220. Dark Powder Blue 221. Dark Purple 222. Dark Raspberry 223. Dark Red 224. Dark Salmon 225. Dark Scarlet 226. Dark Sea Green 227. Dark Sienna 228. Dark Sky Blue 229. Dark Slate Blue 230. Dark Slate Grey 231. Dark Spring Green 232. Dark Tan 233. Dark Tangerine 234. Dark Taupe 235. Dark Terra Cotta 236. Dark Turquoise 237. Dark Violet 238. Dark Yellow 239. Deep Brown 240. Deep Carmine 241. Deep Carmine Pink 242. Deep Carrot Orange 243. Deep Cerulean 244. Deep Champagne 245. Deep Chestnut 246. Deep Coffee 247. Deep Fuchsia 248. Deep Green 249. Deep Jungle Green 250. Deep Lilac 251. Deep Magenta 252. Deep Peach 253. Deep Pink 254. Deep Red 255. Deep Saffron 256. Deep Sky Blue 257. Deep Space Sparkle 258. Deep Spring Bud 259. Deep Taupe 260. Deep Tuscan Red 261. Deep Violet 262. Denim Blue 263. Desert 264. Desert Sand 265. Dim Grey 266. Dodger Blue 267. Drab 268. Duke Blue 269. Dusty Rose 270. Ecru 271. Eggplant 272. Electric Blue 273. Electric Crimson 274. Electric Cyan 275. Electric Green 276. Electric Indigo 277. Electric Lavender 278. Electric Lime 279. Electric Purple 280. Electric Ultramarine 281. Electric Violet 282. Electric Yellow 283. Emerald Green 284. English Lavender 285. Eucalyptus 286. Fire Engine Red 287. Flame 288. Flavescent 289. Flax 290. Floral White 291. Fluorescent Blue 292. Forest Green 293. French Beige 294. French Blue 295. French Lilac 296. French Rose
I don't know if there's a trick for that, but website cookies are getting really smart I assume with ai these days. About any song I was thinking of came on CZcams music a few days ago in order. I was like wtf? Lol
You are correct! I did not know this. But I've got to say, that's a lot of steps to take to find if your computer is on, with your computer on. Seems like one of those, if you've got to ask, you wouldn't understand.
I can't believe I've been on this earth for 36 years and did not know how to do this.... Thank you so much, now I can sleep at night knowing my computer is off/on
Mine refused to commit to a definitive answer and then hit me with an existential inquiry about whether a machine being on was comparable to being alive.
Convoluted way to check. Just place whole hand on keyboard and press multiple random keys simultaneously. If monitor goes on or if you move mouse a bit then you have answer
All you have to do is look at the monitor. Now just because the monitor is showing a black screen doesn’t mean the rig is off. The monitor itself can be off, the computer may be asleep, or maybe lousy video connection. But if it shows (for example) the desktop, it’s definitely on.
This made my April Fools day better.
and ever
Same
April 2💀
Hahaha!
April 7💀
I got "No." Please advise.
Oh sh*t
If the static HTML page reads "NO," it could potentially warrant some additional attention. o.O
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
You trying turning it off then on again?
Maybe if you turning it on and off and then on?
"If your leg is broken, run to the nearest hospital"
No no no. That allegory/joke is about the US healthcare system.
Instructions unclear just killed a guy named Franz Ferdinand
Not again. The last time that happened it was quite a mess.
@@quickwimnl I hear they're still cleaning up as we speak
Goated sandwich shop
@@billdozer591we are. We estimate it'll be done before gta 6
Bruh just indirectly killed 100 million people☠️☠️☠️☠️
We all going to ignore the lotion?🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's lotion😐
This is the most useful information
It puts the lotion on it's skin
First thing I saw💀
A repairing lotion. It repairs the skin from being rubbed too much
😂😂😂I'm HIGH-KEY pissed off at myself for sitting thru this
Love this dude's humor!😂
Like Damn! I know right.. 💩 Shit got me too. 🍷
I got, "Yeah, baby. Whatchu wearing?" Now my computer is stalking me, and I'm in the process of getting a restraining order on it. Don't try this at home, kids.
I used to call Explorer the “Firefox installation tool”
I call it the Google Chrome installation assistant
We just gonna ignore that the man's got Vaseline and a Roach right there in screen?
Yes
Yes, yes we are.
What the other eleven things?
That roach is always there, for some odd reason... but the Vaseline is deeply concerning.
Hey man, don’t knock his turn on’s lol!
Instructions unclear, I deleted my SYSTEM32, help please
Ughh really i think 💭 ur pc is 💥 kaboom💥
Buy an apple. Eat it. Reinstall windows.
@@quickwimnl instructions unclear... I went to Micro Center and they're outta Macintosh apples... they only have something called Apple iPhone??? I don't want a phone, I want a damn apple to snack on. Pls advise
Step one, unplug your computer. Viola! Now you know your computer is off.
Not if it's a laptop
why was I (Legally) high enough to watch this whole thing before I actually realized?
🛑➡️🧢
it's ok, we all know.
(Legally)
@@Nik-rx9rj thank god CA is a 'Green' state lol
average coorporate tech help video
real
April Fools! 😅
True
Hahaha thanks for the April Fool’s Day laugh! 😂
It's like calling someone, using your cell phone, asking where your cell phone is
I got the message, "Sir, this is a Wendy's".
What does THAT mean?
"what the hell even is that?"
Well... that is pretty useful. I'll remember that next time we have a blackout.
Thank you so much now I can be 100% sure that my PC is on
Yes sir
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln
Don't believe @Wells306
Color names :
1. Alabaster
2. Amethyst
3. Aqua
4. Aquamarine
5. Ash
6. Azure
7. Beige
8. Berry
9. Bistre
10. Black
11. Blue
12. Blush
13. Bone
14. Brass
15. Bronze
16. Burgundy
17. Burnt Sienna
18. Burnt Umber
19. Cadet Blue
20. Camel
21. Canary
22. Candy Apple Red
23. Caramel
24. Carnation Pink
25. Celadon
26. Cerise
27. Cerulean
28. Champagne
29. Charcoal
30. Cherry
31. Chestnut
32. Chocolate
33. Cinnamon
34. Citron
35. Cobalt
36. Coffee
37. Coral
38. Cornflower Blue
39. Cranberry
40. Cream
41. Crimson
42. Cyan
43. Dark Brown
44. Dark Green
45. Dark Grey
46. Deep Blue
47. Deep Purple
48. Denim
49. Desert Sand
50. Ecru
51. Eggplant
52. Emerald
53. Fawn
54. Fern Green
55. Flamingo Pink
56. Forest Green
57. Fuchsia
58. Gold
59. Goldenrod
60. Granite
61. Grape
62. Grass Green
63. Gray
64. Green
65. Gunmetal
66. Hazel
67. Honey
68. Hot Pink
69. Indigo
70. Ivory
71. Jade
72. Khaki
73. Lavender
74. Lemon
75. Lilac
76. Lime
77. Magenta
78. Mahogany
79. Mauve
80. Midnight Blue
81. Mint
82. Mocha
83. Moss Green
84. Mulberry
85. Mustard
86. Navy Blue
87. Ochre
88. Olive
89. Orange
90. Orchid
91. Pale Pink
92. Peach
93. Peacock Blue
94. Pearl
95. Periwinkle
96. Pewter
97. Pine Green
98. Plum
99. Powder Blue
100. Pumpkin
101. Raspberry
102. Red
103. Rose
104. Royal Blue
105. Ruby
106. Rust
107. Saffron
108. Sage
109. Salmon
110. Sand
111. Sapphire
112. Scarlet
113. Sea Green
114. Sepia
115. Silver
116. Sky Blue
117. Slate
118. Smoke
119. Snow
120. Steel Blue
121. Tan
122. Tangerine
123. Taupe
124. Teal
125. Terracotta
126. Thistle
127. Tomato Red
128. Topaz
129. Turquoise
130. Ultramarine
131. Vanilla
132. Vermilion
133. Violet
134. Viridian
135. Wheat
136. White
137. Wine
138. Wisteria
139. Yellow
140. Zaffre
141. Amber
142. Apricot
143. Aquamarine
144. Auburn
145. Avocado
146. Baby Blue
147. Baby Pink
148. Baby Powder
149. Banana
150. Battleship Grey
151. Beryl
152. Bisque
153. Blanched Almond
154. Blond
155. Blue Green
156. Blue Violet
157. Bone
158. Brass
159. Bronze
160. Bubble Gum Pink
161. Burgundy
162. Burnt Orange
163. Burnt Sienna
164. Burnt Umber
165. Byzantium
166. Cadet Blue
167. Camel
168. Canary Yellow
169. Candy Apple Red
170. Caput Mortuum
171. Cardinal
172. Caribbean Green
173. Carmine
174. Carrot Orange
175. Celadon
176. Cerulean
177. Champagne
178. Charcoal
179. Chartreuse
180. Cherry Blossom Pink
181. Chestnut
182. Chocolate
183. Cinnabar
184. Citrine
185. Claret
186. Cobalt Blue
187. Cocoa Brown
188. Coffee
189. Copper
190. Coral Pink
191. Cordovan
192. Cornflower Blue
193. Cotton Candy
194. Cream
195. Crimson
196. Cyan
197. Dandelion
198. Dark Blue
199. Dark Brown
200. Dark Cerulean
201. Dark Chestnut
202. Dark Coral
203. Dark Cyan
204. Dark Electric Blue
205. Dark Goldenrod
206. Dark Green
207. Dark Grey
208. Dark Imperial Blue
209. Dark Jungle Green
210. Dark Khaki
211. Dark Magenta
212. Dark Olive Green
213. Dark Orange
214. Dark Orchid
215. Dark Pastel Blue
216. Dark Pastel Green
217. Dark Pastel Purple
218. Dark Pastel Red
219. Dark Pink
220. Dark Powder Blue
221. Dark Purple
222. Dark Raspberry
223. Dark Red
224. Dark Salmon
225. Dark Scarlet
226. Dark Sea Green
227. Dark Sienna
228. Dark Sky Blue
229. Dark Slate Blue
230. Dark Slate Grey
231. Dark Spring Green
232. Dark Tan
233. Dark Tangerine
234. Dark Taupe
235. Dark Terra Cotta
236. Dark Turquoise
237. Dark Violet
238. Dark Yellow
239. Deep Brown
240. Deep Carmine
241. Deep Carmine Pink
242. Deep Carrot Orange
243. Deep Cerulean
244. Deep Champagne
245. Deep Chestnut
246. Deep Coffee
247. Deep Fuchsia
248. Deep Green
249. Deep Jungle Green
250. Deep Lilac
251. Deep Magenta
252. Deep Peach
253. Deep Pink
254. Deep Red
255. Deep Saffron
256. Deep Sky Blue
257. Deep Space Sparkle
258. Deep Spring Bud
259. Deep Taupe
260. Deep Tuscan Red
261. Deep Violet
262. Denim Blue
263. Desert
264. Desert Sand
265. Dim Grey
266. Dodger Blue
267. Drab
268. Duke Blue
269. Dusty Rose
270. Ecru
271. Eggplant
272. Electric Blue
273. Electric Crimson
274. Electric Cyan
275. Electric Green
276. Electric Indigo
277. Electric Lavender
278. Electric Lime
279. Electric Purple
280. Electric Ultramarine
281. Electric Violet
282. Electric Yellow
283. Emerald Green
284. English Lavender
285. Eucalyptus
286. Fire Engine Red
287. Flame
288. Flavescent
289. Flax
290. Floral White
291. Fluorescent Blue
292. Forest Green
293. French Beige
294. French Blue
295. French Lilac
296. French Rose
Who hurt you
6 likes? & 1 reply? how aclly now 2 repiles because of me
Only down to F? You need to extend tbe list
No shit!,sherlock,!!!.....
Waiting for that one person to memorize this
instructions unclear, Alexa ordered 420 "personal massagers"
I caught on about half way through but found myself too invested to be left on a cliffhanger.
well played good sir
Thanks man, my firefox is downloading, but my internet is slow so it will take another 2 hours, I will update my PC is on or not, after 2 hours 😊
Was it on or not
IT HAS BEEN 5 DAYS.
Pls I wanna know
I been looking for this.
Thank you!
"How do I know if I am alive?" "Visit the hospital and get an MRI."
It’s like every online article.
Search: is my computer on.
Article:First let’s look into “what is a computer?”
Lmaooo I really hate that they do that 😭 I know they want to increase the time people spend on their website, but can't they think of a better way?
@@munto7410 I actually know the answer to this. But first let’s look into “what is a website?”
Took me WAY too long to catch on... beautifully done, sir
This just feels like a typical Linux tutorial from early 2000s
Is there an unknown trick to tell if my keyboard keys and fingers are actually typing the words I'm saying in my brain right now? Thanks in advance.
I don't know if there's a trick for that, but website cookies are getting really smart I assume with ai these days. About any song I was thinking of came on CZcams music a few days ago in order. I was like wtf? Lol
Omg! I was absolutely sure it was off until I saw the "YES" message!
You are correct! I did not know this. But I've got to say, that's a lot of steps to take to find if your computer is on, with your computer on. Seems like one of those, if you've got to ask, you wouldn't understand.
This trick is more useful than anything else on his channel. 10/10 red teamers recommend, keep your computer safe by making sure it's on.
Instructions unclear the downloaded app tells me to install it.
Bro this is a lifesaver!!!
Thank you soo much bro u have noidea how much i needed this hack
Thank you, this really helped now I know every time when my pc is on massive relief. No stress in the future
Instructions unclear, my pc is now a llama
Thanks man, turns out my computer was unplugged!
Is that what the website reported back to you?
Quick question, what if the google website ISNT the first link?
Your computer might be off
@@maxximumb Ah, Thank You.
instructions unclear... I have ended up with every episode of southpark on my washing machine
Instructions unclear I am now wanted in 60 countries.
That's nice, what about for my phone? I'm on my phone and I don't know if it's on.
April 1st
Been struggling with this problem for MONTHS! THANK YOU!!!
I can't believe I've been on this earth for 36 years and did not know how to do this.... Thank you so much, now I can sleep at night knowing my computer is off/on
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.
I check my computer at the beginning of every April
Mine refused to commit to a definitive answer and then hit me with an existential inquiry about whether a machine being on was comparable to being alive.
Bro took the scenic route to powershell.
I was laughing as soon as he hit power shell to open Chrome 😂😂
Why didn’t he do it for Firefox lol
So useful
Needlessly overcomplicating yet the humor in this seems to have tickled my funny bone. Well done sir
Instructions unclear my PC is now upside-down
I normally just cut the power cable with metal scissors, to be sure its off
Have you tried turning it off and on again to see if its on ?
I love how a bottle of lubricant is sitting next to his computer for those times he accidentally clicks on porn.
Oh man, I needed this. Thanks so much. Every time I use my PC I can't tell if it's on or not. Total lifesaver!!!
I'm not doin all of that.
you will never know then
@@SetupSpawn Maybe not. But I love your channel. One of the best kept secrets in media. Thank you for your work.
I was following until you entered chrome 😂😂
Dickinson ISD and a bottle of lotion is appropriate grounds for prison in my book😂
As soon as he got to "in this box" i burst out laughing!!!!
This video with people's comments made my day 😂 🤣
I bet someone tried that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's what has me cracking up!!
Me: "I think my CPU needs repair."
SS: "Luckily I have a bottle of Vaseline right here."
OMG Thanks this actually helped me a lot i can't thank you more
Vaseline and Omegle? Yes officer, this man right here.
I did all of this but my computer was off, but now i know.
I’ve been waiting on this for a long time. So helpful. Now do one on how to tell if our computer is off.
actually, you don't have to type powershell 🗿 you can just type start chrome
My brian almost committed die "start chrome" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve been wondering my entire life about my computer, thanks for telling me about this website
That lotion has to be planted on purpose right🤣🤣🤣
Bro tryna hack in everybody's computer without them knowing 💀
30 seconds of my life ill never get back
✨ South Park ✨
If the Vaseline is on the desk, the computer is on😅
"No" * PC implodes *
Dickinson ISD 💀
Customer: "I already tried all that before I called you" :).
Thanks!
This trick saved my life on more than one occasion!
This had me rolling laughing so hard. I love it.
Halfway through i felt dissapointed in myself for staying 😂😂😂
Convoluted way to check. Just place whole hand on keyboard and press multiple random keys simultaneously. If monitor goes on or if you move mouse a bit then you have answer
You have the K95 Corsair RGB Platinum mechanical gaming keyboard
That's solid, practical advice. I'm subscribing to this man's channel. You can't afford not take advantage of the valuable info this man has to offer.
bro........the lotion bottle killed me.
I thought I was having a seizure for a second
For context I’m not watching this on April fouls.
Ok dude I think it’s on already
-_- Sir, I'm going to need my 30 seconds back. XD
I was waiting for the rick roll.
wtf that was a waste of 50 seconds of my life
You really had anyone there!!!! Great job man!!!!!
Bro got lotion ready for polishing the banana
Bruh he didn't just have a Vaseline bottle casually sitting there😂
Typical Windows users, for APPLE users if they are watching this video, then it’’s ON…
😳
I was so expecting a rick roll haha
All you have to do is look at the monitor. Now just because the monitor is showing a black screen doesn’t mean the rig is off. The monitor itself can be off, the computer may be asleep, or maybe lousy video connection. But if it shows (for example) the desktop, it’s definitely on.
Instructions unclear. Does anyone has room to park 75 giant excavators?
Daily reminder that Chrome is a boomer browser
I want my 30 seconds back.
😂 i really thought you didnt know how to open cmd at first
Thankyou very helpful ☺️ My computer has been giving me issues and this fixed the problem 🙃