You don't know Neil. Check out Brodyquest, Ariel Needs Legs, his Lenny Kravitz Fly Away lyrics video, the McDonaldland card unboxing, 123456 Pokemon, Knock Knock/Knock Knock Knock, The Questioning, or his channel in general. You're bound to find something far stupider in any of that than here.
I'm going to assume that the new kids on the Rock each suffered amnesia during their shenanigans, Neil and Kevin became convinced of the existence of Alien's and formed the men in black while Ryan believed it was 1482 and started a new life in the forest
I can't think of a clever comment, so I'll just leave what I can from the novel "The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood" by Howard Pyle: IN MERRY ENGLAND in the time of old, when good King Henry the Second ruled the land, there lived within the green glades of Sherwood Forest, near Nottingham Town, a famous outlaw whose name was Robin Hood. No archer ever lived that could speed a gray goose shaft with such skill and cunning as his, nor were there ever such yeomen as the sevenscore merry men that roamed with him through the greenwood shades. Right merrily they dwelled within the depths of Sherwood Forest, suffering neither care nor want, but passing the time in merry games of archery or bouts of cudgel play, living upon the King’s venison, washed down with draughts of ale of October brewing. Not only Robin himself but all the band were outlaws and dwelled apart from other men, yet they were beloved by the country people round about, for no one ever came to jolly Robin for help in time of need and went away again with an empty fist. And now I will tell how it came about that Robin Hood fell afoul of the law. When Robin was a youth of eighteen, stout of sinew and bold of heart, the Sheriff of Nottingham proclaimed a shooting match and offered a prize of a butt of ale to whoso- Free eBooks at Planet eBook.com ever should shoot the best shaft in Nottinghamshire. ‘Now,’ quoth Robin, ‘will I go too, for fain would I draw a string for the bright eyes of my lass and a butt of good October brewing.’ So up he got and took his good stout yew bow and a score or more of broad clothyard arrows, and started off from Locksley Town through Sherwood Forest to Nottingham. It was at the dawn of day in the merry Maytime, when hedgerows are green and flowers bedeck the meadows; daisies pied and yellow cuckoo buds and fair primroses all along the briery hedges; when apple buds blossom and sweet birds sing, the lark at dawn of day, the throstle cock and cuckoo; when lads and lasses look upon each other with sweet thoughts; when busy housewives spread their linen to bleach upon the bright green grass. Sweet was the greenwood as he walked along its paths, and bright the green and rustling leaves, amid which the little birds sang with might and main: and blithely Robin whistled as he trudged along, thinking of Maid Marian and her bright eyes, for at such times a youth’s thoughts are wont to turn pleasantly upon the lass that he loves the best. As thus he walked along with a brisk step and a merry whistle, he came suddenly upon some foresters seated beneath a great oak tree. Fifteen there were in all, making themselves merry with feasting and drinking as they sat around a huge pasty, to which each man helped himself, thrusting his hands into the pie, and washing down that which they ate with great horns of ale which they drew all foaming from a barrel that stood nigh. Each man was The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood clad in Lincoln green, and a fine show they made, seated upon the sward beneath that fair, spreading tree. Then one of them, with his mouth full, called out to Robin, ‘Hulloa, where goest thou, little lad, with thy one-penny bow and thy farthing shafts?’ Then Robin grew angry, for no stripling likes to be taunted with his green years. ‘Now,’ quoth he, ‘my bow and eke mine arrows are as good as shine; and moreover, I go to the shooting match at Nottingham Town, which same has been proclaimed by our good Sheriff of Nottinghamshire; there I will shoot with other stout yeomen, for a prize has been offered of a fine butt of ale.’ Then one who held a horn of ale in his hand said, ‘Ho! listen to the lad! Why, boy, thy mother’s milk is yet scarce dry upon thy lips, and yet thou pratest of standing up with good stout men at Nottingham butts, thou who art scarce able to draw one string of a two-stone bow.’ ‘I’ll hold the best of you twenty marks,’ quoth bold Robin, ‘that I hit the clout at threescore rods, by the good help of Our Lady fair.’ At this all laughed aloud, and one said, ‘Well boasted, thou fair infant, well boasted! And well thou knowest that no target is nigh to make good thy wager.’ And another cried, ‘He will be taking ale with his milk next.’ At this Robin grew right mad. ‘Hark ye,’ said he, ‘yonder, at the glade’s end, I see a herd of deer, even more than threescore rods distant. I’ll hold you twenty marks that, by leave Free eBooks at Planet eBook.com of Our Lady, I cause the best hart among them to die.’ ‘Now done!’ cried he who had spoken first. ‘And here are twenty marks. I wager that thou causest no beast to die, with or without the aid of Our Lady.’ Then Robin took his good yew bow in his hand, and placing the tip at his instep, he strung it right deftly; then he nocked a broad clothyard arrow and, raising the bow, drew the gray goose feather to his ear; the next moment the bowstring rang and the arrow sped down the glade as a sparrowhawk skims in a northern wind. High leaped the noblest hart of all the herd, only to fall dead, reddening the green path with his heart’s blood. ‘Ha!’ cried Robin, ‘how likest thou that shot, good fellow? I wot the wager were mine, an it were three hundred pounds.’ Then all the foresters were filled with rage, and he who had spoken the first and had lost the wager was more angry than all. ‘Nay,’ cried he, ‘the wager is none of thine, and get thee gone, straightway, or, by all the saints of heaven, I’ll baste thy sides until thou wilt ne’er be able to walk again.‘Knowest thou not,’ said another, ‘that thou hast killed the King’s deer, and, by the laws of our gracious lord and sovereign King Harry, thine ears should be shaven close to thy head?’ ‘Catch him!’ cried a third. ‘Nay,’ said a fourth, ‘let him e’en go because of his tender years.’
Oh, wow! I honestly didn't expect feedback from one of the you guys! I'll say really quickly that I absolutely love the talking/acting styles that you three use in these videos. They all manage to give out a special signature feeling that I haven't experienced anywhere else. Thanks!
I said it before under Computer Fighters; Credits, even if only in the video description, would help with people mistakingly giving Neil credit for work others did. Also last time you said IMDB has credits, which is all good and dandy -- only why would someone run off to IMDB after watching a fun video on the Neil Cicierega channel unless being told to? (At the very least link to the IMDB page in the video description? Pretty please? If you had not answered my comment on Computer Fighters I wouldn't even have gotten the idea to look on IMDB for the credits of your works.)
This is some Monty Python shit right here.
Exactly what I was thinking, weird thing from Fever The Ghost music video by Felix Colgrave, wearing flamingo glasses
@@gavinkingsley1685 I love those guys they warm my heart
At least he discovered his co-worker was a foe
When the foe is sus! 😳
This is how I'm making friends from now on.
Me too.
@@YuukiTakemoto1996 Me three
This is the filter for the best friends you can find
You're a strange cat, Cicierega. And I dig it
i think about this comment a lot
You remind me of Chad Ghostal
i too am a strange cat
@@FiSH-iSH you're a strange human, OMNICAT. Not feelin it
The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Now Neil's really late for work, some friend that guy is.
A wretched, 9-5 office job is a small price to pay for a new friend
Best Dunkin' Donuts commercial I've ever seen.
I wish all their commercials started out with someone being shot with a bow. We need to make commercials "Great" again! :D
IKR
This is actually pretty good live action visual comedy
Thanks! We try to punch above our weight.
I love the genuine unpredictability of this channel.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
I love it.
Ok there's actually been dumber videos from neil *cough cough McDonaldland*
I'm sorry, are you referring to one of the greatest presentations of modern art in recent human history?
it's funny because it's neil and two creepypasta dudes
You don't know Neil. Check out Brodyquest, Ariel Needs Legs, his Lenny Kravitz Fly Away lyrics video, the McDonaldland card unboxing, 123456 Pokemon, Knock Knock/Knock Knock Knock, The Questioning, or his channel in general. You're bound to find something far stupider in any of that than here.
Earlier I was referring to the McDonaldland. Yeah there's definitely stupider.
But still amazing.
I'm going to assume that the new kids on the Rock each suffered amnesia during their shenanigans, Neil and Kevin became convinced of the existence of Alien's and formed the men in black while Ryan believed it was 1482 and started a new life in the forest
It's quite the riddle.
Hi Kevin I didn’t expect to see you here in this video you starred in
why hello there guy in the video
Hi, video guy.
If chance encounters in the woods directly lead to skee-ball I need to go for more walks in the woods.
i want a friend
FOE
FlattenedRabbit NO I DONT LIKE YOU!!!
INVISIGOTH Im your best new friend lets have a fun time together enjoy
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Love you :-*
Hi. I'll be your friend, if you want.
0:10
"Plus, it's a beautiful day outside..."
Oh how we all learned to fear those words and accepting shit to come after that sentence...
nothing good ever happens after “its a beautiful day outside”
ever
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming
@@sincerecinnamon And on days like these
@@YuukiTakemoto1996 kids like you...
@@sincerecinnamon *S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l*
RIP in peace Kevin. We'll always remember you.
He has twins brothers you know
Seeing a new video on this channel is honestly the highlight of my week
sad
but so very very true
+Chris Conrad thanks for making me read that in Smeagol's voice
you're very welcome
MY PRECIOUS!
Skee ball: the game of true friendship
Sponsor by see ba I mean skee ball
If he had said ho this video would have ended very differently.
Throbin Hood: Prince Of Peens.
Throbin Wood*
You had one job...
Nobody in this comment thread knows what foreskin is apparently.
You probably stole this joke, but that's okay.
in that arcade is probably where cabinet man took place 👀
Get yourself a guy that looks at you like how Robin Hood looks at a non-foe
I was hoping when he picked foe, it would be taken as pho and they'd end up at a thai restaurant or something.
LMAO!!
when ur co-worker is the imposter(among us reference)
Man this video gives me nostalgia for 2007 youtube when there was more awesome content out there like this *sigh* bravo, gentlemen.
Ryan's freaking beard stroke... Gets me every time.
Oh man, seeing the guys from Old Kids on the Rock back together is fantastic. This was great, loved the simplicity of it!
This is a borderline experimental aspect ratio.
This is how I met my wife.
I just re-discovered Neil Cicierega through Lemon Demon.
I feel like this is a reference that's going completely over my head.
I like how Ryan strokes his beard. I always get a kick out of it.
I love how the subscribe picture is nick jr
I miss that Nick Jr watermark.
Rozencrantz and Guildenstern picked "Foe"
I would pay good money for Ryan to take me from behind while wearing that costume
i think of this short every week but havent looked it up once
Love it when he bows and the music kicks in.
HALT
Cake or death?
ayy lmao
I love your editing of Jerma's streams
Death...wait wait I meant cake!!
Kandygirl263 AH AH AH You said death first!
Oh hey fancy meeting you here
Alternate ending:
"Uh... Friend, friend!"
**wait 5 seconds; shoots Neil as well**
"I never liked any of those guys anyway."
Thanks for shooting this in 21:9, looks amazing on an ultrawide screen.
Neil is ballin
The old crew is back
This is so Ryan
I can't think of a clever comment, so I'll just leave what I can from the novel "The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood" by Howard Pyle:
IN MERRY ENGLAND in the time of old, when good King
Henry the Second ruled the land, there lived within the
green glades of Sherwood Forest, near Nottingham Town,
a famous outlaw whose name was Robin Hood. No archer
ever lived that could speed a gray goose shaft with such skill
and cunning as his, nor were there ever such yeomen as the
sevenscore merry men that roamed with him through the
greenwood shades. Right merrily they dwelled within the
depths of Sherwood Forest, suffering neither care nor want,
but passing the time in merry games of archery or bouts of
cudgel play, living upon the King’s venison, washed down
with draughts of ale of October brewing.
Not only Robin himself but all the band were outlaws
and dwelled apart from other men, yet they were beloved
by the country people round about, for no one ever came
to jolly Robin for help in time of need and went away again
with an empty fist.
And now I will tell how it came about that Robin Hood
fell afoul of the law.
When Robin was a youth of eighteen, stout of sinew
and bold of heart, the Sheriff of Nottingham proclaimed a
shooting match and offered a prize of a butt of ale to whoso-
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ever should shoot the best shaft in Nottinghamshire. ‘Now,’
quoth Robin, ‘will I go too, for fain would I draw a string
for the bright eyes of my lass and a butt of good October
brewing.’ So up he got and took his good stout yew bow
and a score or more of broad clothyard arrows, and started
off from Locksley Town through Sherwood Forest to Nottingham.
It was at the dawn of day in the merry Maytime, when
hedgerows are green and flowers bedeck the meadows;
daisies pied and yellow cuckoo buds and fair primroses
all along the briery hedges; when apple buds blossom and
sweet birds sing, the lark at dawn of day, the throstle cock
and cuckoo; when lads and lasses look upon each other with
sweet thoughts; when busy housewives spread their linen to
bleach upon the bright green grass. Sweet was the greenwood
as he walked along its paths, and bright the green and
rustling leaves, amid which the little birds sang with might
and main: and blithely Robin whistled as he trudged along,
thinking of Maid Marian and her bright eyes, for at such
times a youth’s thoughts are wont to turn pleasantly upon
the lass that he loves the best.
As thus he walked along with a brisk step and a merry
whistle, he came suddenly upon some foresters seated
beneath a great oak tree. Fifteen there were in all, making
themselves merry with feasting and drinking as they
sat around a huge pasty, to which each man helped himself,
thrusting his hands into the pie, and washing down
that which they ate with great horns of ale which they drew
all foaming from a barrel that stood nigh. Each man was
The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood
clad in Lincoln green, and a fine show they made, seated
upon the sward beneath that fair, spreading tree. Then one
of them, with his mouth full, called out to Robin, ‘Hulloa,
where goest thou, little lad, with thy one-penny bow and thy
farthing shafts?’
Then Robin grew angry, for no stripling likes to be taunted
with his green years.
‘Now,’ quoth he, ‘my bow and eke mine arrows are as
good as shine; and moreover, I go to the shooting match
at Nottingham Town, which same has been proclaimed
by our good Sheriff of Nottinghamshire; there I will shoot
with other stout yeomen, for a prize has been offered of a
fine butt of ale.’
Then one who held a horn of ale in his hand said, ‘Ho! listen
to the lad! Why, boy, thy mother’s milk is yet scarce dry
upon thy lips, and yet thou pratest of standing up with good
stout men at Nottingham butts, thou who art scarce able to
draw one string of a two-stone bow.’
‘I’ll hold the best of you twenty marks,’ quoth bold Robin,
‘that I hit the clout at threescore rods, by the good help of
Our Lady fair.’
At this all laughed aloud, and one said, ‘Well boasted,
thou fair infant, well boasted! And well thou knowest that
no target is nigh to make good thy wager.’
And another cried, ‘He will be taking ale with his milk
next.’
At this Robin grew right mad. ‘Hark ye,’ said he, ‘yonder,
at the glade’s end, I see a herd of deer, even more than threescore
rods distant. I’ll hold you twenty marks that, by leave
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of Our Lady, I cause the best hart among them to die.’
‘Now done!’ cried he who had spoken first. ‘And here
are twenty marks. I wager that thou causest no beast to die,
with or without the aid of Our Lady.’
Then Robin took his good yew bow in his hand, and
placing the tip at his instep, he strung it right deftly; then
he nocked a broad clothyard arrow and, raising the bow,
drew the gray goose feather to his ear; the next moment
the bowstring rang and the arrow sped down the glade as
a sparrowhawk skims in a northern wind. High leaped the
noblest hart of all the herd, only to fall dead, reddening the
green path with his heart’s blood.
‘Ha!’ cried Robin, ‘how likest thou that shot, good fellow?
I wot the wager were mine, an it were three hundred
pounds.’
Then all the foresters were filled with rage, and he who
had spoken the first and had lost the wager was more angry
than all.
‘Nay,’ cried he, ‘the wager is none of thine, and get thee
gone, straightway, or, by all the saints of heaven, I’ll baste
thy sides until thou wilt ne’er be able to walk again.‘Knowest
thou not,’ said another, ‘that thou hast killed the King’s deer,
and, by the laws of our gracious lord and sovereign King
Harry, thine ears should be shaven close to thy head?’
‘Catch him!’ cried a third.
‘Nay,’ said a fourth, ‘let him e’en go because of his tender
years.’
Saw this last night at the Connect Film Fest and was DYING! Hilarious!
Awesome. Wish we could've made it!
Another gift for the groundlings from our great king Neil, thank you your majesty
Neil is incredibly good at skee ball
I knew what the joke would be within the first 15 seconds. Still loved it. Amazingly delivered.
Missed all you guys so much, this video makes me so happy!:')
My father claims he dreamt about Ryan Murphy last night.
hmm. and what particular kind of dream was it that he dreampt?
@@FiSH-iSH this was four years ago at least, we both have no clue
I saw this in my feed and I got so happy.
It may just be me, but I'm picking up a deeper meaning to this. It can apply to the interactions of people in general.
:thumbs up:
Oh, wow! I honestly didn't expect feedback from one of the you guys! I'll say really quickly that I absolutely love the talking/acting styles that you three use in these videos. They all manage to give out a special signature feeling that I haven't experienced anywhere else. Thanks!
Cant blame him, pho is pretty delicious.
From one Neil to another: Good show, chap! Well done.
Dear Neil: never change.
I need more of this
haha the ending at the arcade was perfect!
I wanna go to that arcade so bad.
This is the greatest Disney adaptation.
Papa Geppetto wants to have a word with you.
You guys are absolutely brilliant!!
I love the concept for this one, and the execution was super cute and aaa, I'm so glad
It’s been years, but like an old friend the time slips away when I see you once more
Neil, thank you for another great video once again.
Cough, cough.
COUGH.
Oh, and Kevin too.
I said it before under Computer Fighters; Credits, even if only in the video description, would help with people mistakingly giving Neil credit for work others did.
Also last time you said IMDB has credits, which is all good and dandy -- only why would someone run off to IMDB after watching a fun video on the Neil Cicierega channel unless being told to?
(At the very least link to the IMDB page in the video description? Pretty please? If you had not answered my comment on Computer Fighters I wouldn't even have gotten the idea to look on IMDB for the credits of your works.)
But Computer Fighters is a NKOTR episode, & that series is explicitly a collaboration between the 3 of them.
Gescheit Gespielt Yeah, maybe it's time we start doing that.
More of this. Hilarious.
I am so happy right now
Great as always!
LOVE IT.
This was beautiful.
I love this! Great job!
I can't unsubscribe from this channel, I've been watching for years, I can't just turn back now.
Yo lowkey Neil's kinda schnasty at Skee-ball though
I missed you guys so much ;_;
clever! I'm glad to see you guys putting out content agin!
Beautiful
LOVELY AND HILARIOUS as always, Neil.
Thank you
You should do more sketch comedy shorts like these. great
Well, I suppose this beats that McDonalds video.
this is amazing
What a lovely day for Neil.
I miss you guys
this was sick, well done
ah yes
i missed you guys
friend or joe
Its nice to know your more active, Neil.
I think what we can take away from this is... Skee ball is really just an awesome game. That, and Ryan has really good aim.
Neil has a good aim too m Kay hen score 40
outstanding
THANK U NEIL FOR DESCENDING BRIEFLY FROM THE HEAVENS ONCE MORE
This is great!
the nick jr tag really makes this.
Hell yeah new vid
Congrats on 11 years on CZcams, Neil!
Another fire video
beautiful
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN 2!!!!
Nice one, Kevin
Never change Neil....
Looks like Neil doesn't have the arcade blues anymore
you got a friend in me
Ryan Murphy is a gift lmao
Neil, How do *YOU*?
I'm crying at this 12\11
Quality content
Tragically true to life.