Technically The Truth... #64 [REDDIT REVIEW]
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2020
- the truth hurts.. but not in the way you think..
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“Nothing worthwhile has been discovered sitting down”
Stephen Hawking: *sadness beeping*
John Beckman underrated comment
Perfectly❤️ 💛 💚 💙 💜
Rest in peace
damn it. I just scrolled down to write that
@Christopher Farley dont promote yourseld in th3 comments
How can Dave turn up in EVERYONE'S channel except for his own:
repetition is the mother of teaching
he was just on Roomies too lmao
Why the heck is a bot calling you a simp lol
Edit: they deleted their comment :/
repetitio est mater studiorum
Toss boy Detroit: Become Human
So so true 😂 although he is really good, so is pewdiepie
"am i allowed to....designate PP size?"
Is the most beautiful question ever asked by anyone.
is that just.. exclusive to you?
No u can to!
Technically true
nnby
👌
Technically true: Everything in this world either is or isn’t a potato.
OMG, how do I know if i'm a potato or not?
Everyone in this world either is or isn't floor gang.
Russian speakers has an proverb "A word is not a sparrow - you can't catch it back if you let it fly away." The last part is often truncated in daily speach (because everyone knows it). So someone made a joke like, "Everything is not a sparrow except sparrows".
Potato salad made with one potato, potato or not?
José Gotícula You don’t... that’s what makes it fun
Today is PewDiePie's 10 year anniversary of CZcams. (April 29, 2020)
Today
Still getting paid the same
ContentBaaz this exact day
mình viết tên ngắn mà ko hiểu sao nó vẫn dài if you’re in Europe/Asia
Epicc
4:16 I like how Dave almost engages in a really serious topic but then he realizes that it isn't his channel.
What is his yt channel?
@@faizalrasid5542 boyinaband
When's the next Skyrim coming out?
@@chaoticgoodcreations947
So I’m recommended to translate his channel name to English, and now I don’t know which is right. XD
Instructions unclear, now have computer virus.
I have no clue how old either of these guys are. You could tell me they're in their 20's and I'd believe you. You could tell me their in their 40's and I'd believe you.
(plot twist) they're in they're millions they are immortals and Marzia is in her billons that's how she barely drinks anything.
Without the beard Dave looks 18 or 19 but like he's 33. Crazy
right in the middle mate, 30
I cant figure out if you are a jew or a christian so i wrote both in hebrew and english.
אני לא מבין אם אתה נוצרי או יהודי אז רשמתי גם בעברית וגם באנגלית.
I just gave you 222 likes
Your welcome
"Knowing you from a distance I was like surely he's depressed"
That's the best subtle burn I've heard all week
"Nothing worthwhile has been discoverer on a chair"
Steven Hawkings cries on his deathbed
This is what i though aswell 😂
Yeet Lmao I’m really close to 200 Subscribers anyone mind helping
even if its a bit extreme 😂😂
you mean deathchair?
Big pp!!!
Dave asking Felix is he’s “allowed to designate pp size” is incredible
So polite. XD
669th like boiiis
Just war a mask stop running away
Pp
L
If plants feel pain....
Imagine if they screamed. You would hear thousands of screams every time you walked
Mmmmmm yes please
Mow the grass
Like a mandrill
Farmers would hear them on harvest day like screams of the damned
@@degenerateraven4620 wut
"Tutankhamun has been dead for over 3 months." Is now my favorite true sentence.
Lincoln died well over an hour ago
Marzia: minding own business
Felix: *FLOOR GANG HOO FLOOR GANG HOO*
I think you misspelled stripe daddy
@@okiku6007 its okay just say no homo
*Marzia:playing animal crossing
Floor gang empire rise up ✊
Feliiiiiiiix
PewDiePie with Boyinaband : Intellect
PewDiePie alone : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cant say that anymore now can you
Sassy Cat look at quality of peeDiepie camera compared to his friend
Jesus Did you like congratulations and fully stacked diamonds?
@@jammyman5901 who tf cares😒
Dave is everywhere exept his own channel!
Why isnt he on his own channel anymore
@@myacouse277 he suffering from depression
@@areeba1492 so why is he on other people's channels?
@@Zikra-ek1sw according to him to have fun but I think to maybe maintain his presence on CZcams maybe
*Dream is typing*
Dave is like an interpreter explaining the jokes to Felix and walking him through it
I just realised: Japan is ultimate floor gang
why do you think he likes Japan so much??
Mkay bye
Tbh a lot of Asian countries are floor gang xD
Big pp comment
@@kokilavaradarajan9917 true that, big pp
Pewds with Boyinaband: intellectual conversations
Pewds by himself: random nonsense
you must be a ceiling gang
@@mrk.8448 Nah he is Wall gang
@@NATONIOZ Nah he is Bed gang
@@muwus328 Nah he is Couch gang
@UNSTOPAGUST nah hes a coffin gang
I'm genuinely happy every time Dave collabs with someone
That guy with long hair is cool, hope he doesn't do anything bad
What happened?
The two types of haircuts in quarantine.
I think I'm right
@Anna! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo wtf is wrong with you
Technically the truth
Technically the truth
Ngl I’m the left one
Tomorrow will be Pewd’s 10 anniversary on You Tube. I wish You another great 10 years!
YES ...😍PEWDS
i saw your comment and thought comments were updated but then i realised that you joined to pewds channel
@UCkPvNqj9fL_Pp33gEIK6Ivw would you be interested in sacrificing yourself in the name of gaben
He's no longer a 9 year old
Meanwhile in Asia time it today!
Article: plants can actually feel pain
vegans: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Im glad dave is helping out smaller creators
Pewds: F L O O R G A N G
19 year olds who need wheelchairs: why are we still here... Just to suffer...
@Christopher Farley QUIT SPAMMING GET UR SUBS FROM GOOD CONTENT
Christopher Farley stop it i've seen you in 4 comments
Pewds just commented on my recent ♢♡♡
U EVEN SPAMMED AT DANTDM VIDEO
No, binch
"I'd marry someone to get that last name"
I'm waiting Felix...💍
Nani
Woah there
But then there's marzia...
saya akan menikahi seseorang untuk mendapatkan nama belakang itu ... saya
AHHHH
"Nothing big has ever been discovered stitting down"
Ever heard of Stephen Hawking bro?
Who that?
@Shungite of stupidity joe mama hawking?
Didn't Isaac Newton sit under an apple tree when he discovered gravity?
Newton sitting on the floor when making his great discovery.. That makes Newton FLOOR GANG!!!!
At the beginning of the vid he says it is uncomfortable to sit on the floor. This is because almost a year ago, he posted a video titled,”I broke my ass”
Holy- that was almost a year ago???
@Anny I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ found the bot
technically the truth
IM FAMOUS NOW CUZ I COMMENTED HERE!!!
1:26 Pewds says "sorry Marzia" looking up
Guys, is Marzia actually ceiling gang?
Conspiracy theory
Bring this to top comments
Yeet Lmao I’m really close to 200 Subscribers anyone mind helping
Omg 😂
this is the top comment come on erryone
"You're slowly becoming Diogenes"
Soon we'll see him throw a bowl out of his window and start drinking water with his hands, and then start living in a market place and maybe shave some chickens
lego's live in a house made of their own flesh
🤯
That's some Rob Zombie movie shit, I know.
I’m both amazed and petrified out of horror. I both love and hate this comment.
Thanks, i hate the lego house
Satan you have 66 likes
I like that he's doing videos with Marzia again
eriktransformer this killed me
Marzia is so pretty!
lmao
Hahaha
I laughed so hard
Felix when he's by himself: "FLOOR GANG"
Felix when he's with Dave: " This just shows how we aren't that advanced of a species"
Pewds just commented on my recent 》《《
@Christopher Farley imagine promoting your channel...
Hello I covered b lasagna please check it out
Have a nice day ❣️😊😎🥰🥰🎶💚💞
imoyourbz imaging promoting loser
20 minutes on and the comments are filled with self promoters
Technically if floors weren't a thing then Earth wouldnt exist.
Houses wouldn't exist
Earth is floor gang?
The matrix server must seriously becoming overfilled with data just from nuts
this needs more likes😂
@@xxzgame3125 im just happy i got to be a highlighted comment
Alternatively title: Dave explaining to Pewds why the jokes are funny.
technically the truth
Pewds “sorry Marzia”
Also pewds: *looks up at ceiling*
*is Marzia secretly ceiling gang*
Also jesus is ceiling gang.
Forbidden love
Damn two bots in one comment
Cringe
@@sleazyyeezy2238 bots just deleted the comment
"Sh* on the floor." - Rick Sanchez
"Sit on the floor." - Pewd Sanchez
"Piss on the floor" that one lady singer I don't remember
Felix and David is like me and my friends. She makes the joke and I have to think about it for like, 15 seconds while she is laughing her ass off lol
that's cute.
Felix: Marzia is not human.
Me: no she’s Italian.
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x ok I wont
Unlicensed Businessman woah that was pretty easy
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x ok.
Okay that's technically the truth but I hate you for saying that
@Christopher Farley did you just use the words 'yeet lmao' to start a sentence, you unlicensed ham?
Pewds before recording: “Marzia if I scream your name don’t actually respond”
What if he has an accident 😳
@@CurtisTomko7107 dave will help him ofc
@@CurtisTomko7107 lmao he is on the floor recording a vid. And he has somebody with him so he would be fine
@@CurtisTomko7107 pewdiepie never dies.. anyone remember zero deaths?
Hi aaron, im really close to 420 subs
Julius Caesar: **dead for over 70 years**
Jesus Christ: **has been dead for over 3 minutes**
I don’t get the Julius Caesar meme
Anyone notice how Dave's ring looks like a jelly ring from the haribo packets
Pewdiepie: *becoming vegan to hurt plants*
Erin: thAt'S NoT VEgaN
Hi benny, im really close to 420 subs
@ILYAS TO 5MINUTES stop self promoting
Pewds just commented on my recent ♤》》
haha original joke haha vegan bad
Whot?! You decompose? Not vegan enough
I checked out Dave's channel but he still hasn't uploaded any video but later I clicked on this video to find him. WOW
you know it's a gonna be a good subreddit when dave recommends it
"I feel like everyone is floor gang at heart"
I have never been so respected in my life
Damn, even the bot didnt care
@Jenfletcher56 I do
i didn't like this b/c I wanted to keep it at the chair price 399
Lmao i was the 420th like
Dave: "Nothing worthwhile has been discovered sitting down on a chair
Stephen Hawking: Am I a joke to you
Unicorn StarTrek well, he wasn’t born handicapped. He discovered things already before he was diagnosed with ALS
I’m dead
RIP Stephen Hawking
Alfredo Gabaldo Recording on wet no
Alfredo Gabaldo he discovered things while on a wheelchair which is a type of chair
I really like this content with David! I'd love more collaborations from you guys its fun to watch!
Everytime pews calls Marzia. He looks up. 🤔🤔🤔 Does this mean Marzia is celling gang?
Wait, but marzia's downstairs..... tOO mAnY BrAinThOuGhts
It means marzia is ded
🤔
☝️😦
✊😔
SMALL PP!!!
No. Marzia is floor gang, very big pp.
Recently got back to some Pewds content, officially back to being Floor Gang as I’ve moved and my mattress has been on the floor for a month and I have no chairs in my room as I rewatch these.
The waves of “new” nostalgia hearing the old jokes again lol, it’s so strange to me most of these videos I’m rewatching I had watched the day it went up years ago. And I’m turning 19 next month, my timing to go on a pewdiepie binge is very convenient
okay bou
I miss Dave. It's sad us doesn't upload anymore. Hope he's doing good
PewDiePie fans new conspiracy: So when PewDiePie looked up when he said Marzia does that mean Marzia is ceiling gang
Its pewds 10th anniversary -
ʙʀᴏᴏᴋᴇ ᴅᴇ ᴇɢɢ thats tomorrow
How dare you
Cringe
15:47
He also says she doesn't drink water and is likely an alien
new fan conspiracy; ceiling gang are aliens
Marzia: *Minding her own business*
Felix: *FLOOR GANG HOO FLOOR GANG HOO*
Funny cuz it's true!
I hate that funny and true does not rhyme in English.
Technically the Truth
I need Dave saying "small pp" as my ringtone right now.
This Collab aged like milk
lmfao
I wouldnt blame him, he just didnt know what laws there are!
@Turbo Last Name I personally haven't seen the evidence but at the same time, he hasn't addressed it either. His channel has been off for more then 3 years.
Like a fine cheese... Gorgonzola
what happened??
Its nice seeing dave support small youtubers . He is so humble.
ikr, dave is such a nice guy
Ikr h Myra retype rectum😛😛🤗🤗🤗
@JustArandomGoatOntheInternet That's what the comment meant
Technically the truth
dang, even marzia grew a beard during quarantine. that's dope
Friedrich Ranada underatted comment
Here before this gets 1k likes
OMG THIS COMMENTS IS GOLD
im the 17 like guy :3
Technically the truth lol..
2:52 "slowly puts away 5.56 rounds"
I came, I saw David and I fell in love with him....
*The quarantine has changed Marzia. She looks so much different in this video.*
Lmao
Still sexy tho
@@pudgebonetv9628 10/10 would smash
Marzias bf needs a CZcams channel lol he's so funny
Tentando ser bom eww the fuq she’s a married woman weirdo
Edit: I didn’t watch the whole vid when I wrote this comment so I thought you guys were actually talking about Marzia and not Dave 😅
People who don’t watch PewDiePie are going to be so confused when they go back to school and all of the sudden “Ceiling Gang” is an insult.
"go back to school" hahaha
R 14
Ohw No
@@sandeltra R 14
@@sokaklambas8366 whot
Dave has the hair I've wished i had my whole life. I'm a girl.
I love Dave! Please have him on more often.
Plants: *Farming humans so they can consume us*
Erin: Wait, that's not vegan.
*Tell me you eat carrot or you hate vegetables*
if you really think about it, everything is dead people
Pewds is like that one friend that gets the joke the last and laughs after everyone else is done laughing....... and that is technically the truth
like joey lmao
Pewds just commented on my recent 》■》
"Careful it's soup" lol
When I'm doing homework on my bed, somehow I'll end up sottong on the floor.
When you realize today is our 10th YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
When you realize you're responding to THE pepper pig
Today is also the one year anniversary of the end of the Great War
@@edhenderson2024 pepper pig
WOOOOOO
*Happiness Noises*
Felix looks like a dad showing fake interest to their son's macaroni picture.
Kevin Munoz this has no comments lmao (not funny)
@@idisxgic7651 cool
R_ory_O_H this has 331 likes on it
Funny
Gods Mistake ya really funny
💀
I love how Dave is so into the lamp thing, and you’re just like “nah”
4:45 did Dave just say that Link is from Fire Emblem
The lamp joke is peak technically true.
pls tell me the joke i didnt get it at all
I'm Vhon in video game everything works through electricity. So the lamp as well. In a video game and in real life.
@@Marocshaolin I think it is even funnier considering, that black pixel need less electricity than white pixel, therefore turning on the lamp in a videogame actually increases the used electricity.
TECHNICally
@@kamui4552 u use electricity to play games, so technically u also use the energy to power everything in the game including lamps
when does a joke become a dad joke...
when it leaves and never comes back (:
It’s like telling an alcoholic not to stop drinking because they’re fun even though they’re more fun when sober
"Nothing worth while has ever been discovered while sitting in a chair"
Stephen Hawking: "Am I a joke to you?"
oof
Kari Berrios to be fair, I think he gets a floor gang pass
Is chair is on the floor
you think? :)
The chair was constructed by ceiling gang to limit his power
Even his body was attuned with the floor
Love how Dave politely asked if he could rate PPs too
@Christopher Farley you ceiling gang
@Christopher Farley ceiling gang cringe bruh
This has to come back 2021 please Felix. It’s been a while. Also is boyinaband doing ok??? I miss him.
The thumbnail: Shawn the sheep acting like a Jeep.
People born homeless have been floor gang since birth.
Let that sink in.
How tf to get born homeless
Technically the truth
Walks out of house*
What about the people who helped giving birth? They were held onto someone's hands so they're not born floor gang since birth.
They were born in trash
Pewds: "I can't even imagine a vegan being annoyed by that"
*Erin from Jubilee screeching in the distance*
Danielle Bergmann that’s not vegan
• Fin • shit u did it first but ummmmmmmmmmm thatsssssss nooooooot vegannnnnnnnnnnnnn
Breathing isnt vegan
Dave's hair so smooth.. ❤️❤️
Idk something about the panicked ‘TUTANKHAMUN HAS BEEN DEAD FOR OVER THREE MONTHS’ was just too funny for me
Boyinaband: Technically, a preying mantis can not understand the concept of dating!
Me: Am I a praying mantis?
@Christopher Farley No, piss off parasite
Man of god
**pewdiepie commented on my new video. im so happy**
did dave just laughed on how pewds read the numbers/figures about the sperm or about the joke? I dunno just saying
pewdiepie commented on my new video. im so happy
It took me a minute to realize that dave’s beard wasn’t just a shadow
I thought it was a shadow until I saw this comment
@@skeet72 same lol
I think u guys should try watching in 1080p
U watching in 144p?
They watching in TINYpp
Another thing a comedian and a serial killer have in common - if they achieve their goal, they have Killed someone, either literally or figuratively.
The energy in this video is calming to me
This video summarized
**both reads joke**
Dave: lmao
Felix:
Dave: ok so this is what happened
Felix:
Felix: lmao
9:52 is the best lol
10:21 I try telling my sister that all the time but apparently it’s not the same
I appreciate that Pewds pronounced "garage" correctly even in the face of Dave's verbal abomination.
Dave:"Nothing worthwhile has been discovered sitting down"
Steve Hawkings: *sad windows shutdown sounds*
Copied.. Comment
@@chronoz5950 sorry didnt see
Oof
awwwwwww 😢
If you're gonna copy someone else's comment, at least get the name right
pewdiepie: is millionaire
also pewdiepie: gets bullied into sitting on the floor
Pewds and Dave should start a podcast called meatballs and crumpets
“Would you eat 6 donuts”
Me: *yes*
Maybe if the chicken started mowing some lawns it could afford an umbrella
Luke N Stuff underrated comment
Clever
i mean it already eats grass
Lowing some mawns
It's like watching a boomer and a zoomer and the boomers takes 5 min after every post to understand it
Nah. That's too extreme.
Who is the boomer and he is the zoomer
Michael Garrity who is the one that’s taking longer to get the joke.
@@michaelg8841 well you are the boomer
r/rareinsults
20:51 you have to close your eyes and make no noise and cover yourself with a blanket to fall asleep which is ironically pretending to sleep
I love how you can see Dave moving/adjusting how he’s sitting each minute on cam bc he’s on the floor lol
must’ve felt uncomfy 🤣
Pewds: "I'm turning Vegan because I hate plants"
*triggered erin has entered the chat*
That's not vegan
@Lil Blaisy your on a damn pewdipie video saying that haha lol
whaddya mean
R 14
lol