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Pewds: "i used to respect woman. Not anymore'
Marzia : crying in the next room
Lol
Marzia isn't woman, she's a shark according to pewds so it's all good
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No no no you got all wrong.Felix is married to marzia but pewdiepie makes CZcams vids
Plot twist: Marzia is man :D
Felix: "I would never even THINK of a woman..."
Marzia: Visible confusion
Purple Sky Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
MSF FlushyOnIpad, sweeet
*sad Italian noises*
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 stfu
Mixed Dude stfu
Felix: I'm not a simp
As soon as Marzia comes in
Everyone: ALL HAIL QUEEN MARZIA
Sry I dont know if u mean it as a joke but its not Martzia its Marzis
S I M P
Well technically he is married, so can not be considered a SIMP
u have 444 likes so im not ruining
Cringey comment
Pewds travelled thousands of miles, to meet a girl he met online. Now they're married.
*Pewds is the ULTIMATE SIMP*
Wait, that's how their relationship started?
Well he sucseded so he is a reverse simp
@@FatphobicGymBro yes
*cocks gun*
@@thesenate2078 Doesn't matter if you marry her or not, that's not what simping is about.
Pewdiepie: Is this empathy for a woman?
It’s SIMPathy
good one
Yes yes yes
🤣🤣🤣
have a like. thats a good one
P
Pewds: "I used to respect woman, not anymore"
Marzia: Eats Swedish Hotdog with Nutella
Glizzy gobbler
Good thing u didn't say look at me name btw
DON'T ŕěãđ MY NAME!
MARZIE after hearing Pewds : *Visible Sacre*
@blowing trees don't watch then lmao
“I’m not like other guys”
Comments:
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Hmmm...
:Ddd
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Pewds: i am not a simp
Also pewds: flies to italy to meet a girl he met online
Bro they met and marzia texted him cuz she was a fan of him at the beginning of their relationship...
@Sweet Williams you didnt know that pewds eventually fly to Italy and live there for quiet sometime?
yes I'm a simp
Super
intense
minecraft
player
@Einar Th actually yes, but he had a chance with her to begin with.
@Einar Th It's not even
Pewds: "i used to respect woman. Not anymore'
Media : "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
😂😂😭
Binod
@Makota Binod
@@KavyaChamoli Binod
I do
Pewds: “Do female simps exist?”
Corpse stans: *you made us what we are*
There was a chick that simped for me for like a whole summer one time. She dated one of my friends and after they broke up me and her were still friends. She ended up asking me out at one point I said no for obvious reasons. Then she just tried to play it off like she was joking the whole time. We are no longer friends anymore because she randomly started ghosting me not responding to text or anything , she also started coming up with stupid reasons to not hang out anymore. Then later she ended up telling me to go fuck myself for a dumb ass reasons. I talked about this with many of my friends and they all agreed she was just upset I didn’t get with her
@@cjjackson8309 okay x
Corpse? Like necrophilia???
No like corpse the butler
@@cjjackson8309 lol imagine having talked to a female
On a serious note, if a guy genuinely respects a girl with expecting nothing in return, he ain't a simp he's just being a good person.
simp
I was going to agree until I saw the 2 comments above me....
That is the definition of a SIMP
@@kaensenpai1552 If that's the case it kinda sounds like we are shitting on guys who genuinely respects women. Are you ok with that?
@@John-hz8xy Yes
Pewds - " I would never even think of a woman"
A flying shoe from Marzia's side
That too good
🤣🤣🤣
“Petition to move this to top comment section(2)”
Thats good
la chancla
Pewds: "Do female simps exist?"
Kpop stans: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
:o
Twilight/Fifty shades readers: hold my whip
I'm a kpop Stan anddd this is truuueee lmaoo
Also female weebs :>
as a kpop stan, yes.
"How do these ppl breed? They don't! But how do they keep multiplying?! 😂😭😭🤣💀
the king of un-simping has to be Gordon Ramsey in Hell’s Kitchen
ITS FUCKIN RAWW
PewDiePie: “I have no respect for women”
Marzia: “Hey Felix can u please help me out quick? ☺️”
PewDiePie: *”Right away Marziaaaa”*
Everyone simps for her, she is the exception of simping
@@simonevans2552 That's what a SIMP would say
@Relax Channel dude... no
Emojis should be fucking banned
Luca The Vlogger you forgot the honourific
Pewds: " I would never even think of a women"
Pewd's mom: *༎ຶ‿༎ຶ*
good god that emoji is ugly
@@yesseneldewak1793 yes
kill that emoji
Marzia: ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
I like the emoji 😂
Simping for Pokimane? ❌
Simping for Marzia? ✔️
The difference is marzia is a wife . Not e girl
@@hanadmahamud9053 exactly
Simp
Is simping for tyler1 legal?
@@shadowknighthunter1390 isn’t he a dude?
The idea of Pewds calling girl simps Gimps make me laugh more than it should.
Girl simps are called pick me girls
The Intros go crazy lately I swear, I am never disappointed.
Are you winning dad?
You winning
DON'T ŕĕãđ MY NAME!
Dope thumbnails on ur channl salamislice,
No one's expecting you to be happy for the intros. It's for pewds, not you.
Pewds: "I used to respect women, not anymore!"
Marzia: *pizza time stops*
*Angry Pasta Noises*
*Angry M A R I Z A noises*
Pizza time
Pp
This is the 3rd time in a row I saw this shitty joke jfc
A girl told me recently that she avoids "simps" not because they are nice but because they've failed so often that they resent women... I had no counter hahaha
but by her avoinding men, she resents them too.
I've seen a lot of succesful simps actually. Some are just better at hiding they're simps.😅
@@XXLRebel is it good to kill a simp or want to kill one? I want to get rid of this urge...
4:01 That escalated quickly from SIMP to PIMP.
Girls: I’m not like other girls
Boys: I’m not like those boys, I’m a nice guy
Pewds: I’m the complete opposite to simps, I used to be to nice to girls but not anymore *pulls saliva out of mouth and throws it*
what an alpha move
blowing trees I think you’re confusing him with Felix Kjellberg
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🅦🅗🅞 🅦🅐🅝🅣🅢 🅣🅞 🅑🅔 🅜🅨 1🅢🅣 🅢🅤🅑🙏🙌😔😞🙌🙏
blowing trees then why are you so early to reply to this early comment
This is why PewDiePie is better than Felix Kjellberg, he's not a simp.
Are u dumb they are the same person
felix isnt a simp man
He is joking idiots
Binod
CEILING GANG
Actually this simp issue is really serious, in india the boy is really nice and asks to be in relationship with him to girl and if they say no or reject the guy they throw acid on them as a revenge. Not always it's very rare but it happens. Even in other countries like Brazil same condition.
Bruh what? Does this have to do with india's culture or smth(also if this is offensive i'm sorry i didn't mean it like that)
@@zenokwon1177 no it's nothing to do with any culture it's just that Simps feels very insulted when they get rejected and to take revenge they throw acid on girls face.
@@zenokwon1177 I guess, it has to do more with pop culture than the culture. In india, there's too many toxic rom-coms movies. Like you can have a bag, that can fill up to thousand movies and you would just filled it, by the catalogue of the rom-com movies, that just released last year and that's just expected amount and I'm not even mentioning how many movies about rom-com genre released over the lifespan of indian cinema, you wouldn't believe it, it's like the entire indian cinema exists, solely for rom-com genre.
@@zenokwon1177 Because it happens a lot in India.
It actually happens in those rural areas, not in cities... n done by uneducated retards.
10:18 - this actually gave me a lot of comfort for some reason bc i've been in a LOT of situations where a guy gets mad at me bc i don't reciprocate their feelings haha
Pewds: I used to respect wamen, not anymore
Media: "CZcams star PewDiePie expresses his hate for women and believes that the male gender is superior"
Underrated lmao
Lmao
Hahahaha
Lol
oof yes
“It’s not simping if you are married” - PewDiePie
Yep
Agreed
Аlуssa -fuск ме- ТАР ОN MY РIС he said it on his “please don’t hate me for this” video
@@EndreaiYT bro it is a fucking bot
There is no benefits to men in marriage so getting married is the ultimate simp act of any man
The weirdos that hit up girls to "hang out and talk about the universe"at 1am, are just weirdos. Like yes I love meeting men I don't know alone in the middle of the night, seems like a great time.
my god, I love this video, I have it in my favorites, and come back time to time to make my life a little happier. Thanks Pew!
Hahahah exactly 😂
Pewds be like "I used to respect women. Not anymore.”
Marzia be like: .......
Marzia is a dude
marzia isn't a woman, she's a wife
@@ivantumanov1015 your logic is beyond my IQ
Marzia be in the kitchen
W8, you are telling me Marzia is a women? Omfg
If a simp adopts the son of his "girlfriend", the child, technically, becomes a simpson
They also automatically turn yellow.
🤣🤣🤣
😅
holy shit
I can never run out of content to watch with Pewds, always something funny to see. Love you FELIX!
Not really
@@patrickcastillo7639 :(
No like not really a simp
12:53 Pewds: "i can't stop thinking about quantum physics"
Pewds vids recently: *sweats*
Pokimane: *Has boyfriend*
90% of her fanbase: *"Bye"*
ADIOS*
Alperen Cicek Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
MSF FlushyOnIpad stfu
Goodbye lol
@@flushysalt9714 good for u, now gtfo
"Isn't GIMP a photo editing software" ahhh, the innocence.
i came too see if anyone commented on this lol, when he started yelling 'GIMPPP' i just-
noo this man is not 😂
Either that was some great reverse psychology, or i now have, burned into my memory, a bit more insight into his/their interests, or, lack thereof, than anyone really needed
he’s literally too pure
what do you mean?GIMP is a photo editing software-
please explain to us innocents
@@aqua1675 its was that guy in pulp fiction, may be its a reference to that thing.
“Not an simp” has M tattoo for Marzia
Married
its for Minecraft
It actually stands for Meatball
Its M for Markiplier 😂
I wanted to like your comment but the likes are already nice
Felix: *spits in his hand and throws it at the camera*
Public Speaker: "Now see, that's a natural right there. I have so much to learn from him."
LMAO😂😂😂
Man, bet this shit will have about 1000 likes in a day
Public speaker: "He went from imaginary props to bodily fluids. He's an expert!"
@@NimbusDesu man's revolutionizing the industry
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Pewds: “I would never even think of a woman”
Marzia: 🗿
Pewdiepie commented on my most recent video!
JDYO Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
MSF FlushyOnIpad this is y your parents dont love you
@@XGamer-no1nk kids?
Idiot
Men - *helps a woman*
Society - simp
Men - *helps a guy*
Society - gay
Men - *does nothing*
Society - pathetic
Human.exe
Simpette should become a thing for female simps and YES it is a reference to the smurfs lmao
GENIUS
Felix: I will never be nice to a women. Marzia:😳
Frank and friends you say that while marzia experiences an earthquake due to pewdiepie yelling “FLOOR GANG”
@@shio9517 how dare you insult the king
Marzia: 🥺
👉👈
@@thesadfather1239 is that for me
Kishore is for you
Pewds : "I don't even think of a woman"
His brain : "Marzia"
Pewds brain: 💖💖 💖💖
💖 💖 💖
💖 MARZIA 💖
💖 💖
💖
Deep
really tho
*our brain
@@valpormento2046 SIMP
That intro was so cool I love this.
2:11 this speech he’s about to do is the words of a wise man
Felix: ''I used to respect women, not anymore!''
Marzia: '' You have mamma'd your last mia''
Arnav Singhvi HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE THOUSANDS OF LIKES!?!?!?
@@asher7240 i mean.... it just has been 20 minutes people are still watching the video probably
I read that in a stereotypical italian accent.....
And it sounded beautiful.....also I'm going to use that from now on.
Some people are really creative. This is hall of fame material comment.
DON'T ŕėăđ MY NAME!
Felix: "I would never even THINK of a woman..."
Marzia: *Pasta La Vista*
DON'T ŕĕãđ MY NAME!
@@dontcheckmyprofilepicture1909 ok, I wont
@@GamingBlogBrotherschannel It's Obvious They are Bots
@@rita-Shi-Mi trust me if you read his name it is a rabbit hole you will never escape from
@@austinnetherton9613 I knew that
But At least You say It
"May god ignore you like you ignored my greetings" is such a raw line, it's so funny to me for some reason
i love this intro everytime does something new
Pewds: “I used to respect women, not anymore.”
Media: PewDiePie *NO RESPEC and HATE WAHMEN*
DON'T ŕėàđ MY NAME!
Asif Iqbal twitter too
blowing trees Are you baiting?
How long did u know her?
blowing trees why are you in every comment
“He’s not gonna ask for nudes”
“What a great dude 10/10”
“He just expects then”
*them
@Lisa [f*ск ме] ТАР_ОN-MY.РIC stfu bot
"Won't ask for nudes, will just expect them"
Giga-chad theme plays
youre cringy dude.
“i can’t believe you’re dating him and not me” is so middle school. my goodness.
"I'm nice beyond the couchi" - Pewdiepie 2020
Coochie*
Couchieeees
Coochieeeeeees*
cockroach*
Couch*
So are we just gonna forget that Mordecai killed Rigby over a girl
Biggest simp in cartoon network
Never forget.
Yes
Ok
Dam
This was made exactly a year ago the act of simping never ends
"She'll learn to like it" these guys watched too many mindbreak offbrand
“I’ve never respected a woman in my life”
Marzia’s face outside the door 😳
😂😂😂
Cmon dude,Marzia is married to Felix,not Pewds. Pewds would never simp for a wamen.
- the guy that started the respect wamen meme
@@ahsan.v8 True
Morgan dp gang
"Empathy for women"
more like SIMPathy
I can stop reading the comment section now, no other joke will beat this one.
**realises sympathy is a thing**
gtabro I am honored
now thats a good pun
DON'T ŕėåđ MY NAME!
5:10 Love that Sive barely covered the f word.
Lmao last night or should I say 3 in the morning I fell asleep watching this 😂
Pewds' wedding ring item gives him +2000 anti-simp points when equipped.
DON'T ŕĕàđ MY NAME!
I'mma go steal it.Anyone wanna help me?
😭 I’m sorry to self promote man I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance
@@dontreadmyprofilepic4686 ok
hes not a simp, hes found his soulmate, you realize what a simp is, pewdiepie is respectful towards women but doesnt use it to get sex from them
Pewds:
"I'm not a simp because I'm married"
Also Pewds:
"Is Ninja married? SIMP"
DON'T ŕěăđ MY NAME!
DON'T CHECK MY PROFILE PICTURE! If u enter his profile you simp
@@dontcheckmyprofilepicture9104 aight I won't look at your profile. Whatever you wish
@@dontcheckmyprofilepicture9104 aw dammit I read your name 😔
lol
i told my current girlfriend i liked her like half a year before i dated her, and that was a few months after i met her, when we started becoming friends, if you lay out your intentions and you play your cards right you can get the girl, no hiding your feelings or someone finding out, tell her
Ma man got my heart skipping when he said “Im on ya side NINJA” it gave me bridge flashbacks😳
"How do these people breed?!
... well, they don't"
Felix be serving us dinner with all these roasted simps
Hi can someone pls translate the Russian on Pewdiepie’s mask? Google translate isn’t working and I can’t wear something with naughty words for reasons
It literally translates to shak donalds
But how do they keep multiplying?
It is not empathy towards women it is “simp”athy
Ruairí Fagan repasted comment
@blowing trees k
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@blowing trees I forgot to laugh
MachoBOSSotron no I didn’t
The way I see it is:
You can respect women and be nice to them and not be a simp, it’s when you quite literally do ANYTHING to please them, including hurt people, that’s when your a simp
exactly
whenever im depressed, i watch a pewdiepie video and leave satisfied and happy.
“911, what’s your emergency?”
_Damn, she gave me the wrong number_
Pewdiepie is trash
@@XGamer-no1nk then why are you in his CZcams comments my guy
subpar 1224 he’s just chasing for clout :) and trying to get extra attention
@@XGamer-no1nk no u
ImoZGamer: then why are you even here bruh
"Won't ask for nudes, will just expect them" 😂😂😂
SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPP
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Alpha Simp
1000th like
4:35 I think he referenced Erwin when he asked eren "who's the real enemy"
That weird kid: *does literally anything*
Every UK high school student: 12:23
it’s kinda unsettling to know that there’s actually people out there who have that mindset of being nice = sex
Simp
Simp
Don’t jinx it, you can become one of “those people”. 0_o
That’s what a simp says
If i tell her that i like her then she calls me a creep, what else does a simp do?
I like girls: Everyone: Simp
I dont like girls: Every one: Gay
I dont have a girl: Everyone: Virgin
@Lil Benz there should be option 4
That's why I chose misogyny.
Move to Mars 😂
Internet🤦♀️
wheres the gamer option
"He will just expect them" you are killing me 😂😂
There's a difference between being nice and being too far like a simp
"Won't ask for nudes, will just expect them"
If that ain't the sad truth like 99% of the time
Well how else would it be
uh
What else do women do then
Jack McSenderson
...uhhh
Jack McSenderson be human beings? lmao wtf
Zeus literally fell for every second Greek Goddess, making him the God Level Simp
AtymTima Games Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
Damn
The difference between Zeus and Simps is the fact Zeus gets the puss.
And humans
But he actually smashed. That’s the difference. His lust was matched with his success. Making him no longer a simp, but a fuckboy
Every youtuber:
PewdiePie:puts adds on his own videos knowing everyone will watch the whole way through and buy the stuff cause it’s actually good
I actually think the pinheadlarry thing was amazing
Pewds: "I wouldn't even think of a woman."
Marzia: ಠ﹏ಠ
The symbol you used for eyes is a symbol used in an Indian language kannada. Just telling..
I think ur mixing up felix and pewds
How did you yous the eye symbol
It's like goku and chichi
My heart melted when Felix said that he understands women pain seeing these messages.
Side story. One time one Nigerian talked to me on social media messages for 4 month. We were practicing our English and just chatted about different things. He hasn't said a single thing about my appearance. Just asked for nudes one day.
Pewdiepie: I would never even think of a women.
*sad marzia noises*
What if marzia wasn't a woman
@@_.Infinity._ what if... she was just a figment of our imaginations this whole time....
@@ZammyZammyZammy a man of culture I see.
Stinky Brain wym who’s marzia? Felix is single. Also btw take your schizophrenia medication. Goodby-
Dont worry marzia has bigger PP than pewds
Felix-Giimmmppppp!!!!!
Me-No... no... you don’t want to have to do an apology again.
I will never understand how “no” is not in some people’s vocabulary.
Pewds: “I would never even think of a woman”
Marzia: *hol up*
Marzia: b r u h
Pp
yah i was thinking about Marzia lol
Marzia: * insert monster inc. character*
We all know Marzia is Brat dressed as a woman
That intro is the best thing ever
9:46 hey guys dont forget pewds went from sweden to italy just to see a girl he met online and also he has a song named "song for marzia" (pardon for bad gramer)
Pewds: calls out simps. Seconds later: “how to be a simp” ad
Haha
same
PewDiePie is not a simp
But
the guy who went to Italy for a girl is.
Pewds need to confront that guy.
I think his name is felix
@@darkcat6530 yes officer I totally agree with you.
Pewds is a Joestar confirmed
@@darkcat6530 😻
@@tylersanchez4774 *sweating nervously while doubtly taking a walkie talkie*
0:27
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
BITES ZA DUSTOO!!!
Felix: GIMP!!
Me: Gets pulp fiction flashbacks
Pewdiepie: I wouldn’t even think a woman
Also pewds: marries Marzia, travels to Italy just to see her.
pretty sure most of pewds statements are ironic lol
That was Felix because he is a simp
pewdiepie aint no simp. Felix is a simp lord tho
@@somerandomperson9724 bro he just does it for the views
?? Marzia is a boy, didn´t you know? xP
Pewds: "I used to respect women, not anymore."
Marzia: Excuse me? Excuuuuusseeeee me?
Im sensing something here which i dont like
I watched the video and no this never happened, you’re not Marzia so you can’t answer for her thank you goodbye
@@joshuavolsung4512 SIMP!
@@joshuavolsung4512 woosh unity shall recreate
@@joshuavolsung4512 SIMP
I saw the “For the Strength of Youth” and I knew exactly what it was
”I would never even think of a women” - married man
Why Does Pewds look like a typical skater from the 2000s named “Troy”
Hey guys please check my LWIAY Intro cover, please no hate
It’sAName Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
That is very specific
@@flushysalt9714 onml r u going to say that on every comment
Yes
Pewds- " am not a simp"
Everyone-" that's exactly what a simp would say"
Also what a not simp would say, yes?
Gary Gordle sure bud
I'm a simp
@@user-hg4dc9rx4v of whom?
@@user-hg4dc9rx4v stup stup it
I love to see him roasting simps because I used to be one lol