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  • @Malcom562
    @Malcom562 Před 3 lety +2379

    Pewds: "i used to respect woman. Not anymore'
    Marzia : crying in the next room

  • @purplesky8597
    @purplesky8597 Před 3 lety +2008

    Felix: "I would never even THINK of a woman..."
    Marzia: Visible confusion

  • @gloomygamerz3369
    @gloomygamerz3369 Před 3 lety +4695

    Felix: I'm not a simp
    As soon as Marzia comes in
    Everyone: ALL HAIL QUEEN MARZIA

  • @slimkek4254
    @slimkek4254 Před 2 lety +901

    Pewds travelled thousands of miles, to meet a girl he met online. Now they're married.
    *Pewds is the ULTIMATE SIMP*

  • @jdiminico
    @jdiminico Před 3 lety +11802

    Pewdiepie: Is this empathy for a woman?
    It’s SIMPathy

  • @subbingtoanyonewhosubtome
    @subbingtoanyonewhosubtome Před 3 lety +1710

    Pewds: "I used to respect woman, not anymore"
    Marzia: Eats Swedish Hotdog with Nutella

  • @BlicedSread
    @BlicedSread Před 3 lety +334

    “I’m not like other guys”
    Comments:
    [Removed]
    [Removed]
    [Removed]
    Hmmm...

  • @leekedleek6233
    @leekedleek6233 Před 3 lety +1010

    Pewds: i am not a simp
    Also pewds: flies to italy to meet a girl he met online

    • @somerandomdude5218
      @somerandomdude5218 Před 3 lety +33

      Bro they met and marzia texted him cuz she was a fan of him at the beginning of their relationship...

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 Před 3 lety +31

      @Sweet Williams you didnt know that pewds eventually fly to Italy and live there for quiet sometime?

    • @Kenobi_SpaceJesus
      @Kenobi_SpaceJesus Před 3 lety +42

      yes I'm a simp
      Super
      intense
      minecraft
      player

    • @gerardocastaneda3223
      @gerardocastaneda3223 Před 2 lety +6

      @Einar Th actually yes, but he had a chance with her to begin with.

    • @kodeystockton1124
      @kodeystockton1124 Před 2 lety +2

      @Einar Th It's not even

  • @ClownCentralz
    @ClownCentralz Před 3 lety +2946

    Pewds: "i used to respect woman. Not anymore'
    Media : "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

  • @elijah7430
    @elijah7430 Před 3 lety +183

    Pewds: “Do female simps exist?”
    Corpse stans: *you made us what we are*

    • @cjjackson8309
      @cjjackson8309 Před 3 lety +8

      There was a chick that simped for me for like a whole summer one time. She dated one of my friends and after they broke up me and her were still friends. She ended up asking me out at one point I said no for obvious reasons. Then she just tried to play it off like she was joking the whole time. We are no longer friends anymore because she randomly started ghosting me not responding to text or anything , she also started coming up with stupid reasons to not hang out anymore. Then later she ended up telling me to go fuck myself for a dumb ass reasons. I talked about this with many of my friends and they all agreed she was just upset I didn’t get with her

    • @unnii1224
      @unnii1224 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cjjackson8309 okay x

    • @adityakakade4293
      @adityakakade4293 Před 3 lety +1

      Corpse? Like necrophilia???

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 Před 2 lety +3

      No like corpse the butler

    • @maverick9653
      @maverick9653 Před 2 lety +3

      @@cjjackson8309 lol imagine having talked to a female

  • @John-hz8xy
    @John-hz8xy Před 3 lety +544

    On a serious note, if a guy genuinely respects a girl with expecting nothing in return, he ain't a simp he's just being a good person.

    • @paulgotik
      @paulgotik Před 3 lety +12

      simp

    • @cyanscrewdriver2092
      @cyanscrewdriver2092 Před 3 lety +26

      I was going to agree until I saw the 2 comments above me....

    • @kaensenpai1552
      @kaensenpai1552 Před 3 lety +25

      That is the definition of a SIMP

    • @John-hz8xy
      @John-hz8xy Před 3 lety +80

      @@kaensenpai1552 If that's the case it kinda sounds like we are shitting on guys who genuinely respects women. Are you ok with that?

    • @kaensenpai1552
      @kaensenpai1552 Před 3 lety +13

      @@John-hz8xy Yes

  • @manandeepsinghreen6178
    @manandeepsinghreen6178 Před 3 lety +1411

    Pewds - " I would never even think of a woman"
    A flying shoe from Marzia's side

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ Před 3 lety +4567

    Pewds: "Do female simps exist?"
    Kpop stans: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

  • @FOBENT.
    @FOBENT. Před 2 lety +16

    "How do these ppl breed? They don't! But how do they keep multiplying?! 😂😭😭🤣💀

  • @a._masn
    @a._masn Před 3 lety +43

    the king of un-simping has to be Gordon Ramsey in Hell’s Kitchen

  • @helpwanted134
    @helpwanted134 Před 3 lety +3591

    PewDiePie: “I have no respect for women”
    Marzia: “Hey Felix can u please help me out quick? ☺️”
    PewDiePie: *”Right away Marziaaaa”*

  • @coochiemonster2537
    @coochiemonster2537 Před 3 lety +2735

    Pewds: " I would never even think of a women"
    Pewd's mom: *༎ຶ‿༎ຶ*

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 Před 3 lety +1883

    Simping for Pokimane? ❌
    Simping for Marzia? ✔️

  • @Theobraham
    @Theobraham Před 3 lety +46

    The idea of Pewds calling girl simps Gimps make me laugh more than it should.

  • @salamislices4554
    @salamislices4554 Před 3 lety +8681

    The Intros go crazy lately I swear, I am never disappointed.

  • @redacted4182
    @redacted4182 Před 3 lety +1575

    Pewds: "I used to respect women, not anymore!"
    Marzia: *pizza time stops*

  • @milesswigart8727
    @milesswigart8727 Před 3 lety +162

    A girl told me recently that she avoids "simps" not because they are nice but because they've failed so often that they resent women... I had no counter hahaha

    • @paulgotik
      @paulgotik Před 3 lety +1

      but by her avoinding men, she resents them too.

    • @XXLRebel
      @XXLRebel Před 2 lety +2

      I've seen a lot of succesful simps actually. Some are just better at hiding they're simps.😅

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr Před 2 lety

      @@XXLRebel is it good to kill a simp or want to kill one? I want to get rid of this urge...

  • @gushinggranny7510
    @gushinggranny7510 Před 3 lety +12

    4:01 That escalated quickly from SIMP to PIMP.

  • @tommorgan4025
    @tommorgan4025 Před 3 lety +1474

    Girls: I’m not like other girls
    Boys: I’m not like those boys, I’m a nice guy
    Pewds: I’m the complete opposite to simps, I used to be to nice to girls but not anymore *pulls saliva out of mouth and throws it*

    • @sharknato1245
      @sharknato1245 Před 3 lety +17

      what an alpha move

    • @tommorgan4025
      @tommorgan4025 Před 3 lety +34

      blowing trees I think you’re confusing him with Felix Kjellberg

    • @dontcheckmyprofilepicture3004
      @dontcheckmyprofilepicture3004 Před 3 lety +2

      DON'T ŕěąđ MY NAME!

    • @Shortsvids744
      @Shortsvids744 Před 3 lety +1

      🅦🅗🅞 🅦🅐🅝🅣🅢 🅣🅞 🅑🅔 🅜🅨 1🅢🅣 🅢🅤🅑🙏🙌😔😞🙌🙏

    • @dudebro3846
      @dudebro3846 Před 3 lety +1

      blowing trees then why are you so early to reply to this early comment

  • @jaredsamane5660
    @jaredsamane5660 Před 3 lety +3539

    This is why PewDiePie is better than Felix Kjellberg, he's not a simp.

  • @ganesha513
    @ganesha513 Před 3 lety +505

    Actually this simp issue is really serious, in india the boy is really nice and asks to be in relationship with him to girl and if they say no or reject the guy they throw acid on them as a revenge. Not always it's very rare but it happens. Even in other countries like Brazil same condition.

    • @zenokwon1177
      @zenokwon1177 Před 3 lety +59

      Bruh what? Does this have to do with india's culture or smth(also if this is offensive i'm sorry i didn't mean it like that)

    • @ganesha513
      @ganesha513 Před 3 lety +122

      @@zenokwon1177 no it's nothing to do with any culture it's just that Simps feels very insulted when they get rejected and to take revenge they throw acid on girls face.

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 Před 3 lety +88

      @@zenokwon1177 I guess, it has to do more with pop culture than the culture. In india, there's too many toxic rom-coms movies. Like you can have a bag, that can fill up to thousand movies and you would just filled it, by the catalogue of the rom-com movies, that just released last year and that's just expected amount and I'm not even mentioning how many movies about rom-com genre released over the lifespan of indian cinema, you wouldn't believe it, it's like the entire indian cinema exists, solely for rom-com genre.

    • @Khushi-Shah
      @Khushi-Shah Před 3 lety +25

      @@zenokwon1177 Because it happens a lot in India.

    • @samfisher6331
      @samfisher6331 Před 3 lety +50

      It actually happens in those rural areas, not in cities... n done by uneducated retards.

  • @willowoodz
    @willowoodz Před 3 lety +13

    10:18 - this actually gave me a lot of comfort for some reason bc i've been in a LOT of situations where a guy gets mad at me bc i don't reciprocate their feelings haha

  • @Quasar680
    @Quasar680 Před 3 lety +1702

    Pewds: I used to respect wamen, not anymore
    Media: "CZcams star PewDiePie expresses his hate for women and believes that the male gender is superior"

  • @EndreaiYT
    @EndreaiYT Před 3 lety +1013

    “It’s not simping if you are married” - PewDiePie

    • @benjaminshamley316
      @benjaminshamley316 Před 3 lety +7

      Yep

    • @greenapple5255
      @greenapple5255 Před 3 lety +7

      Agreed

    • @EndreaiYT
      @EndreaiYT Před 3 lety

      Аlуssa -fuск ме- ТАР ОN MY РIС he said it on his “please don’t hate me for this” video

    • @ahnaflfc369
      @ahnaflfc369 Před 3 lety +2

      @@EndreaiYT bro it is a fucking bot

    • @thejourney6712
      @thejourney6712 Před 3 lety +13

      There is no benefits to men in marriage so getting married is the ultimate simp act of any man

  • @mordecaiissad8529
    @mordecaiissad8529 Před 3 lety +23

    The weirdos that hit up girls to "hang out and talk about the universe"at 1am, are just weirdos. Like yes I love meeting men I don't know alone in the middle of the night, seems like a great time.

  • @luketarosluck1601
    @luketarosluck1601 Před 2 lety +4

    my god, I love this video, I have it in my favorites, and come back time to time to make my life a little happier. Thanks Pew!

  • @zaiden5837
    @zaiden5837 Před 3 lety +1366

    Pewds be like "I used to respect women. Not anymore.”
    Marzia be like: .......

  • @ricardoguate86
    @ricardoguate86 Před 3 lety +579

    If a simp adopts the son of his "girlfriend", the child, technically, becomes a simpson

  • @divyanshi1996
    @divyanshi1996 Před 2 lety +21

    I can never run out of content to watch with Pewds, always something funny to see. Love you FELIX!

  • @sleepybaby3270
    @sleepybaby3270 Před 2 lety +7

    12:53 Pewds: "i can't stop thinking about quantum physics"
    Pewds vids recently: *sweats*

  • @Alpeyy
    @Alpeyy Před 3 lety +475

    Pokimane: *Has boyfriend*
    90% of her fanbase: *"Bye"*

  • @jessebean13
    @jessebean13 Před 3 lety +144

    "Isn't GIMP a photo editing software" ahhh, the innocence.

    • @greenmonkey1528
      @greenmonkey1528 Před 3 lety +13

      i came too see if anyone commented on this lol, when he started yelling 'GIMPPP' i just-
      noo this man is not 😂
      Either that was some great reverse psychology, or i now have, burned into my memory, a bit more insight into his/their interests, or, lack thereof, than anyone really needed

    • @mollygranger1749
      @mollygranger1749 Před 3 lety +5

      he’s literally too pure

    • @aqua1675
      @aqua1675 Před 3 lety +10

      what do you mean?GIMP is a photo editing software-

    • @jetamtskheta
      @jetamtskheta Před 3 lety +7

      please explain to us innocents

    • @sushantbhargav4652
      @sushantbhargav4652 Před 3 lety

      @@aqua1675 its was that guy in pulp fiction, may be its a reference to that thing.

  • @ybooskam6420
    @ybooskam6420 Před 3 lety +162

    “Not an simp” has M tattoo for Marzia

  • @pablodormond7656
    @pablodormond7656 Před 3 lety +387

    Felix: *spits in his hand and throws it at the camera*
    Public Speaker: "Now see, that's a natural right there. I have so much to learn from him."

  • @Jdyo
    @Jdyo Před 3 lety +881

    Pewds: “I would never even think of a woman”
    Marzia: 🗿

  • @nandhuselvam1014
    @nandhuselvam1014 Před 2 lety +24

    Men - *helps a woman*
    Society - simp
    Men - *helps a guy*
    Society - gay
    Men - *does nothing*
    Society - pathetic

  • @mutecanvas3509
    @mutecanvas3509 Před 3 lety +11

    Simpette should become a thing for female simps and YES it is a reference to the smurfs lmao

  • @lachlanmcadam6380
    @lachlanmcadam6380 Před 3 lety +3249

    Felix: I will never be nice to a women. Marzia:😳

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 3 lety +2011

    Pewds : "I don't even think of a woman"
    His brain : "Marzia"

  • @darkwolf24498
    @darkwolf24498 Před 3 lety

    That intro was so cool I love this.

  • @Sun_Disciple456
    @Sun_Disciple456 Před 3 lety +5

    2:11 this speech he’s about to do is the words of a wise man

  • @arnavsinghvi7277
    @arnavsinghvi7277 Před 3 lety +294

    Felix: ''I used to respect women, not anymore!''
    Marzia: '' You have mamma'd your last mia''

    • @asher7240
      @asher7240 Před 3 lety +6

      Arnav Singhvi HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE THOUSANDS OF LIKES!?!?!?

    • @davip5733
      @davip5733 Před 3 lety +2

      @@asher7240 i mean.... it just has been 20 minutes people are still watching the video probably

    • @FahadParvez11
      @FahadParvez11 Před 3 lety +5

      I read that in a stereotypical italian accent.....
      And it sounded beautiful.....also I'm going to use that from now on.

    • @ShadoCroc
      @ShadoCroc Před 3 lety

      Some people are really creative. This is hall of fame material comment.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepic4686
      @dontreadmyprofilepic4686 Před 3 lety

      DON'T ŕėăđ MY NAME!

  • @elijaah5215
    @elijaah5215 Před 3 lety +752

    Felix: "I would never even THINK of a woman..."
    Marzia: *Pasta La Vista*

  • @CatsNGalaxies
    @CatsNGalaxies Před 2 lety +4

    "May god ignore you like you ignored my greetings" is such a raw line, it's so funny to me for some reason

  • @boudirmehdi3013
    @boudirmehdi3013 Před 3 lety

    i love this intro everytime does something new

  • @asifiqbal9032
    @asifiqbal9032 Před 3 lety +1852

    Pewds: “I used to respect women, not anymore.”
    Media: PewDiePie *NO RESPEC and HATE WAHMEN*

  • @rikicyborgetheanimalguy7019
    @rikicyborgetheanimalguy7019 Před 3 lety +610

    “He’s not gonna ask for nudes”
    “What a great dude 10/10”
    “He just expects then”

  • @ninobracci1104
    @ninobracci1104 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Won't ask for nudes, will just expect them"
    Giga-chad theme plays

  • @greg1065
    @greg1065 Před 3 lety +12

    “i can’t believe you’re dating him and not me” is so middle school. my goodness.

  • @mli3793
    @mli3793 Před 3 lety +593

    "I'm nice beyond the couchi" - Pewdiepie 2020

  • @braedennn4050
    @braedennn4050 Před 3 lety +972

    So are we just gonna forget that Mordecai killed Rigby over a girl

  • @fadedshotz8836
    @fadedshotz8836 Před 2 lety +4

    This was made exactly a year ago the act of simping never ends

  • @rateupisalie6611
    @rateupisalie6611 Před 3 lety +18

    "She'll learn to like it" these guys watched too many mindbreak offbrand

  • @morganisaacs4458
    @morganisaacs4458 Před 3 lety +496

    “I’ve never respected a woman in my life”
    Marzia’s face outside the door 😳

  • @BlazeStormCloud
    @BlazeStormCloud Před 3 lety +4133

    "Empathy for women"
    more like SIMPathy

  • @benrosenberg3489
    @benrosenberg3489 Před 3 lety +1

    5:10 Love that Sive barely covered the f word.

  • @rlwelsh1790
    @rlwelsh1790 Před 2 lety

    Lmao last night or should I say 3 in the morning I fell asleep watching this 😂

  • @koreboredom4302
    @koreboredom4302 Před 3 lety +812

    Pewds' wedding ring item gives him +2000 anti-simp points when equipped.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepic4686
      @dontreadmyprofilepic4686 Před 3 lety +1

      DON'T ŕĕàđ MY NAME!

    • @Salak0924
      @Salak0924 Před 3 lety

      I'mma go steal it.Anyone wanna help me?

    • @YaBoiChu
      @YaBoiChu Před 3 lety

      😭 I’m sorry to self promote man I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance

    • @27minutesbruh
      @27minutesbruh Před 3 lety +1

      @@dontreadmyprofilepic4686 ok

    • @tur61d
      @tur61d Před 3 lety +2

      hes not a simp, hes found his soulmate, you realize what a simp is, pewdiepie is respectful towards women but doesnt use it to get sex from them

  • @krimson8317
    @krimson8317 Před 3 lety +717

    Pewds:
    "I'm not a simp because I'm married"
    Also Pewds:
    "Is Ninja married? SIMP"

  • @connerpayne9844
    @connerpayne9844 Před 3 lety +12

    i told my current girlfriend i liked her like half a year before i dated her, and that was a few months after i met her, when we started becoming friends, if you lay out your intentions and you play your cards right you can get the girl, no hiding your feelings or someone finding out, tell her

  • @daryanblend3457
    @daryanblend3457 Před 3 lety +23

    Ma man got my heart skipping when he said “Im on ya side NINJA” it gave me bridge flashbacks😳

  • @existentialrookie5432
    @existentialrookie5432 Před 3 lety +277

    "How do these people breed?!
    ... well, they don't"
    Felix be serving us dinner with all these roasted simps

    • @anonsforker8629
      @anonsforker8629 Před 3 lety +1

      Hi can someone pls translate the Russian on Pewdiepie’s mask? Google translate isn’t working and I can’t wear something with naughty words for reasons

    • @ProBarokis
      @ProBarokis Před 3 lety

      It literally translates to shak donalds

    • @kushitokujikata3427
      @kushitokujikata3427 Před 3 lety

      But how do they keep multiplying?

  • @shadyganleycrafts3897
    @shadyganleycrafts3897 Před 3 lety +1666

    It is not empathy towards women it is “simp”athy

  • @memezilla4595
    @memezilla4595 Před 2 lety +6

    The way I see it is:
    You can respect women and be nice to them and not be a simp, it’s when you quite literally do ANYTHING to please them, including hurt people, that’s when your a simp

  • @sun5705
    @sun5705 Před 3 lety

    whenever im depressed, i watch a pewdiepie video and leave satisfied and happy.

  • @alancorp3565
    @alancorp3565 Před 3 lety +370

    “911, what’s your emergency?”
    _Damn, she gave me the wrong number_

    • @XGamer-no1nk
      @XGamer-no1nk Před 3 lety +1

      Pewdiepie is trash

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 Před 3 lety +34

      @@XGamer-no1nk then why are you in his CZcams comments my guy

    • @anonsforker8629
      @anonsforker8629 Před 3 lety +22

      subpar 1224 he’s just chasing for clout :) and trying to get extra attention

    • @flagovhate
      @flagovhate Před 3 lety +12

      @@XGamer-no1nk no u

    • @silverwolfie9593
      @silverwolfie9593 Před 3 lety +9

      ImoZGamer: then why are you even here bruh

  • @rohitchavan921
    @rohitchavan921 Před 3 lety +1314

    "Won't ask for nudes, will just expect them" 😂😂😂

  • @aryanmandale4863
    @aryanmandale4863 Před 3 lety

    4:35 I think he referenced Erwin when he asked eren "who's the real enemy"

  • @iwannamcdie1524
    @iwannamcdie1524 Před 3 lety +5

    That weird kid: *does literally anything*
    Every UK high school student: 12:23

  • @ericac6648
    @ericac6648 Před 3 lety +171

    it’s kinda unsettling to know that there’s actually people out there who have that mindset of being nice = sex

    • @brolicbaby807
      @brolicbaby807 Před 3 lety +1

      Simp

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 Před 3 lety +1

      Simp

    • @j.r.2674
      @j.r.2674 Před 3 lety

      Don’t jinx it, you can become one of “those people”. 0_o

    • @Memervers
      @Memervers Před 3 lety

      That’s what a simp says

    • @scrubby_good158
      @scrubby_good158 Před 3 lety

      If i tell her that i like her then she calls me a creep, what else does a simp do?

  • @swchy4077
    @swchy4077 Před 3 lety +1277

    I like girls: Everyone: Simp
    I dont like girls: Every one: Gay
    I dont have a girl: Everyone: Virgin

  • @babygirlgreen27
    @babygirlgreen27 Před 2 lety

    "He will just expect them" you are killing me 😂😂

  • @jamiestanway4530
    @jamiestanway4530 Před 3 lety +23

    There's a difference between being nice and being too far like a simp

  • @celyn26
    @celyn26 Před 3 lety +292

    "Won't ask for nudes, will just expect them"
    If that ain't the sad truth like 99% of the time

  • @atymtimagames
    @atymtimagames Před 3 lety +794

    Zeus literally fell for every second Greek Goddess, making him the God Level Simp

    • @flushysalt9714
      @flushysalt9714 Před 3 lety +3

      AtymTima Games Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video

    • @it053
      @it053 Před 3 lety +1

      Damn

    • @jovej4455
      @jovej4455 Před 3 lety +76

      The difference between Zeus and Simps is the fact Zeus gets the puss.

    • @plstax
      @plstax Před 3 lety +3

      And humans

    • @Josh-ck9bv
      @Josh-ck9bv Před 3 lety +70

      But he actually smashed. That’s the difference. His lust was matched with his success. Making him no longer a simp, but a fuckboy

  • @avcsrr
    @avcsrr Před 3 lety

    Every youtuber:
    PewdiePie:puts adds on his own videos knowing everyone will watch the whole way through and buy the stuff cause it’s actually good

  • @jamiestanway4530
    @jamiestanway4530 Před 3 lety +1

    I actually think the pinheadlarry thing was amazing

  • @ragaboioey
    @ragaboioey Před 3 lety +1193

    Pewds: "I wouldn't even think of a woman."
    Marzia: ಠ﹏ಠ

    • @adityakaranth7985
      @adityakaranth7985 Před 3 lety +16

      The symbol you used for eyes is a symbol used in an Indian language kannada. Just telling..

    • @Solaris00
      @Solaris00 Před 3 lety +22

      I think ur mixing up felix and pewds

    • @davidputra1635
      @davidputra1635 Před 3 lety +3

      How did you yous the eye symbol

    • @normalplays4937
      @normalplays4937 Před 3 lety

      It's like goku and chichi

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya Před 3 lety +5

      My heart melted when Felix said that he understands women pain seeing these messages.
      Side story. One time one Nigerian talked to me on social media messages for 4 month. We were practicing our English and just chatted about different things. He hasn't said a single thing about my appearance. Just asked for nudes one day.

  • @stinkybrain6854
    @stinkybrain6854 Před 3 lety +1605

    Pewdiepie: I would never even think of a women.
    *sad marzia noises*

    • @_.Infinity._
      @_.Infinity._ Před 3 lety +39

      What if marzia wasn't a woman

    • @ZammyZammyZammy
      @ZammyZammyZammy Před 3 lety +66

      @@_.Infinity._ what if... she was just a figment of our imaginations this whole time....

    • @_.Infinity._
      @_.Infinity._ Před 3 lety +14

      @@ZammyZammyZammy a man of culture I see.

    • @onefix8816
      @onefix8816 Před 3 lety +19

      Stinky Brain wym who’s marzia? Felix is single. Also btw take your schizophrenia medication. Goodby-

    • @erenplayz6510
      @erenplayz6510 Před 3 lety +17

      Dont worry marzia has bigger PP than pewds

  • @toby1061
    @toby1061 Před 3 lety +4

    Felix-Giimmmppppp!!!!!
    Me-No... no... you don’t want to have to do an apology again.

  • @meredithmitchell8921
    @meredithmitchell8921 Před 3 lety +5

    I will never understand how “no” is not in some people’s vocabulary.

  • @GambaGT
    @GambaGT Před 3 lety +665

    Pewds: “I would never even think of a woman”
    Marzia: *hol up*

  • @kadenarnett528
    @kadenarnett528 Před 3 lety +1

    That intro is the best thing ever

  • @zuko7626
    @zuko7626 Před 3 lety +1

    9:46 hey guys dont forget pewds went from sweden to italy just to see a girl he met online and also he has a song named "song for marzia" (pardon for bad gramer)

  • @dansafire3109
    @dansafire3109 Před 3 lety +420

    Pewds: calls out simps. Seconds later: “how to be a simp” ad

  • @censrrd
    @censrrd Před 3 lety +874

    PewDiePie is not a simp
    But
    the guy who went to Italy for a girl is.

    • @darkcat6530
      @darkcat6530 Před 3 lety +111

      Pewds need to confront that guy.
      I think his name is felix

    • @censrrd
      @censrrd Před 3 lety +35

      @@darkcat6530 yes officer I totally agree with you.

    • @littlebrunch1727
      @littlebrunch1727 Před 3 lety +5

      Pewds is a Joestar confirmed

    • @tylersanchez4774
      @tylersanchez4774 Před 3 lety +1

      @@darkcat6530 😻

    • @darkcat6530
      @darkcat6530 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tylersanchez4774 *sweating nervously while doubtly taking a walkie talkie*

  • @maikerudelun6419
    @maikerudelun6419 Před 3 lety +5

    0:27
    DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
    BITES ZA DUSTOO!!!

  • @crickerwilson127
    @crickerwilson127 Před 3 lety +2

    Felix: GIMP!!
    Me: Gets pulp fiction flashbacks

  • @youssefrobin1571
    @youssefrobin1571 Před 3 lety +883

    Pewdiepie: I wouldn’t even think a woman
    Also pewds: marries Marzia, travels to Italy just to see her.

    • @gordonbman2911
      @gordonbman2911 Před 3 lety +34

      pretty sure most of pewds statements are ironic lol

    • @somerandomperson9724
      @somerandomperson9724 Před 3 lety +47

      That was Felix because he is a simp

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 Před 3 lety +29

      pewdiepie aint no simp. Felix is a simp lord tho

    • @megaultra5005
      @megaultra5005 Před 3 lety +4

      @@somerandomperson9724 bro he just does it for the views

    • @xXTheBl4ckC4tXx
      @xXTheBl4ckC4tXx Před 3 lety +3

      ?? Marzia is a boy, didn´t you know? xP

  • @Raven-uu7lb
    @Raven-uu7lb Před 3 lety +1895

    Pewds: "I used to respect women, not anymore."
    Marzia: Excuse me? Excuuuuusseeeee me?

    • @gaza8018
      @gaza8018 Před 3 lety +19

      Im sensing something here which i dont like

    • @joshuavolsung4512
      @joshuavolsung4512 Před 3 lety +5

      I watched the video and no this never happened, you’re not Marzia so you can’t answer for her thank you goodbye

    • @UltimatePerfection
      @UltimatePerfection Před 3 lety +44

      @@joshuavolsung4512 SIMP!

    • @kokowatermelon7732
      @kokowatermelon7732 Před 3 lety +18

      @@joshuavolsung4512 woosh unity shall recreate

    • @boxbunny1344
      @boxbunny1344 Před 3 lety +10

      @@joshuavolsung4512 SIMP

  • @zelinnfiore5695
    @zelinnfiore5695 Před 2 lety

    I saw the “For the Strength of Youth” and I knew exactly what it was

  • @randomthings3976
    @randomthings3976 Před 3 lety +15

    ”I would never even think of a women” - married man

  • @itsaname9100
    @itsaname9100 Před 3 lety +1616

    Why Does Pewds look like a typical skater from the 2000s named “Troy”

  • @anitaa5514
    @anitaa5514 Před 3 lety +477

    Pewds- " am not a simp"
    Everyone-" that's exactly what a simp would say"

  • @komeitakano7976
    @komeitakano7976 Před 3 lety

    I love to see him roasting simps because I used to be one lol