Patrice O'Neal gives relationship advice to Anthony - part 3: postmortem ft. Colin Quinn
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When Patrice drops the line, "A hot 30 year old, ain't as good looking, as an ugly 18 year old". Colin Quinna little, "OOO!", is hilarious
_”lets.. lets.. alright.. LETS GO TO MIKE IN CONNECTICUT!”_ *-Opie while killing another great moment*
Editing the end to show Opie's input is the best addition. Legendary effort taken for the edit. Really appreciate this shit bro.
All I need in my life is Patrice and a lack of Opie.
I looked up how they're both doing and I have some bad news for you
Damn straight. Too bad my man is gone. 10 years now. Gone way too soon.
@@jubbyquarkret4262 a
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Why do people hate opie?
Ant: "It's been a month."
Patrice: "Who cares! In woman plot time that's nothing." Hahaha.
Yea well. Haven't had contact with my ex in 4 months soon and she's out with some new dude according to my friend. I doubt she's coming back. 😅
@@naadde Probably better off dude, hopefully you've been making moves to find someone new in that time. Some women will date a new dude just to make you jealous lmfao
I listen to Patrice on background to whatever I'm doing. I've never really appreciated these Nopie's but now they are really good conversations rather than waiting between street lights.
Bless your uploads for keeping Patrice alive on the net! Never get enough of his laugh
“A beautiful 35 year old ain’t as good lookin as an ugly 19 year old .” - O’Neal
Priceless. Haha
I like how you edit in Opie at the very end to show that we missed nothing
That dude offered nothing, killed the vibe and the hilarity, and was cringe as hell. I love these nopie episodes.
@@WarlockX4 he's also the only reason any of it exists
@@kikoredog yeah as dull as he may be, you have to recognise he had an eye for talent. He discovered Anthony and pushed Patrice to expose himself more to the limelight, heading the creation of black Philip.
@@kikoredog if he could live with that fact maybe he wouldn’t take as much heat.
God, I wish I could have met him once. We miss you Patrice.
Met him once at Traveling Virus in Cleveland. He signed my dollar bill “FUCK YOU! Patrice.”
I will cherish that dollar and memory FOREVER!
I've only recently stumbled onto him. I'm amazed how much my mentality has changed on thing's just listening to his content. So far only completed 8 Black Phillip shows, I love his comedy and righteousness.
I wish that too
I'm thankful I got to shake Norm's hand at Caroline's a few years ago. The only time I've ever been to a comedy club/show.
Colin got some good jabs in
Spineless jellyfish 🤣😂
Colin is the funniest dude ever…him and Cumia
"It's not that he's a hypocrite it's just that he's a spineless jellyfish" Mr. Colin Quinn
It is almost sad how right Patrice is; you treat em like they don't matter and they love you. It's a bitter pill to swallow.
That is a big reality check about women. I remember when I first learned how acting indifferently towards women actually drew them to me. Most guys fail because they are too nice and chase too much
Even sadder when Ant didn’t take Patrice’s advice and reverted back to the same ol’ crap that got him into this unnecessary drama in the first place.
@@jimkelly7908 For some men, they are incapable of treating women the way they SHOULD be treated, which is with indifference.
33:15 “He’s the King of White Trash, he buys teeth and trailers”😂😂😂
His take on women and how their minds work is bang on 👍 wish I found this channel 12 years ago. Would have saved me a lot of time and money
lmao 16:10 "this is like a cut scene from hustle & flow" patrice with colin was the best
"Stop trying to be magical with your words; anger *is* hurt, stupid!"
Nobody posses the surgical precision that Colin has.
Two of my favorite quotes about CQ from his peers:
"Ugh, you're just a cunt..." - Bill Burr
"You know what your problem is? You notice *everything*." - Bob Kelly
This nigga said “posses”
@@codiefitz3876 I heard your comment in Patrice's voice
Lol I love finding this stuff years down the road
I like how they talk about Ant being completely faithful then they talk about how Ant got caught cheating.
Patrice could have started an actual cult. Fight Club. This man understood people so honestly.
He is the godfather of the modern manosphere
Check Andrew Tate out, his son
@@alexmur6411 Andrew Tate is a massive phony and a sell out. Been on Big Brother and everything. Selling horseshit man classes online. An actual sex trafficker and scam artist, devoid of charisma. Don't you dare compare Patrice to him. Patrice was righteous and authentic, the exact opposite of Tate
This video needs more HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!
But seriously, best channel on CZcams. Really bringing the funny *sniff*
Wait wait wait wait WAIT WAIT!!!!! We got Jeff from Newark on the line let's see what he has to say
Hail Patrice, the guy was truly a fucking oracle for men
Ya he was so smart his GF was a gold digger and he died from being overweight.
Real brainiac that guy
🙄
@@JB50cal edgy mcedgelord edges allegedly
@@JB50cal Is she a gold digger? Like more than the average girl?
The baby in the picture🤣
Colin: Maybe you forgot about me... "you forgot about dre." Lol
LOL Colin calling out Patrice is so real and funny...I wish they could put that in a pill form..ide laugh my arse off
21:38 I love how Opie's part can so easily be replaced by Chippa just getting thrown in
I love the Opie shit bloopers at the end. It’s a completely different radio show lol
Wonderful. I didn’t think I’d be waking up to a part 3
“The King of a Disgusting Kingdom…”
this is one of those great examples where opie is literally steamrolling in the middle of a bit JUST to feel like hes not completely useless. what a bum
Somebody's gotta stear the ship!
I’ve heard this episode so many times, but it seems so different without Opie; this was already one of my favorites- but, this just elevated to a classic episode without Opie.
“LETS GO TO THE PHONES!!! I KNOW RAY-DEE-YOOOOOO!” -Chip Chipperson
I listened to both versions of Louis CK’s boat stories recently. I’d have to say there’s absolutely nothing missing context wise in the Opieless version.
A beautiful Mind = Patrice O Neil... Unique guy and very very smart.
just now finding out CQ got married. good for him.
He definitely hit out of his league there. He looked middle-aged back on MTV.
Have you two idiots ever actually listened to Patrice?
"take your lumps and move on . . . i'm not just here to play 'possum." lmfao
the way Anthony says "ummm...thank you?" after Patrice calls him a bum surrounded by bums never fails to make me laugh.
Even though colin was mad at Patrice he still had to laugh at his jokes
The Opie Blooper reel at the end is gold!
It reinforces the notion of why he needs to be cut out of his own show.
“I tell old bitc... women who are 30 to 35”
Loved this for years. Bread not wine
I See Colin
I See Patrice
i See NO$A
IM IN
I like how Opies picture is scribbled out on the thumbnail.
Patrice needs to come back to roast all the cancel culture people
When Chip chimes in is perfect
i love this fkin channel soo much.
gods work
Gregg "I just wanna take a phone call" Hughes
Top tier thumbnail
Man i wish i found these patrice videos 7 years ago when i was 19 could have prevented me a lot of bullshit with women🤣
Shit nigga. You're only 30? If only you knew. Leverage that shit b.
The teeth and trailers joke from Colin was fantastic. 33:00
The picture on the right is really messed up and I love it.
the damn chip cut-ins are spot on lmao!!! QUICK LETS GET TO THE CALLERS TSK TSK
You sir are a genius! Nopie=joy
I can't beleive the opester disliked this video 5 times
When Patrice mentions Kill Bill Vol.2 the barely audible "Too much violence" made me want to become violent. Listening to Opie insert himself is like eating an omlette and biting into gregshells: absolutely disgusting
😂😂
@@xxplosive7945 that's Colin who said that, my friend.
My happiness is paramount
At least we got it in hypothetical format " ant and o'neal show" this would have made SeriousFM million if they just gave em a show.
19:00 almost spat out my milk and chocolate
I live and die by Patrice advice and it makes my life way better. Ive been seeing a girl for 4 years and she’s slept over three times and we have never had a conversation about “what we are”.
Three times in 4 years? Lol you ain't "seeing" anyone bud. You bang this broad sometimes. You ain't the only one either, most likely
@@armando1is1great haha you right
20:59 holy shit, lil yimmy knocked it out of the park with that one
God I wish we lost Opie and kept Patrice 😢
"Forgot about Dre" C.Quinn
16:05
you rarely hear anyone challenge patrice like this
callers contributed NOTHING to the show.
They RARELY ever do. Especially when they're shoved in between great conversation like this
They really only came in handy as a target.
(or a "sacrifical lamb", as Ant referred to one)
The only time I've heard them actually contribute was the show with Vos and him playing the Overlook hotel. Shining jokes started and Vos never watched the movie, made the jokes even funnier
This is the discussion that took place after a certain famous plumber took off with the princess and left Ant to run the plumbing business.
Just sent my buddy whos in a miserable relationship some advice Black Phillip. Hopefully he takes it to heart, cause Bro isnt even allowed to have friends.
"Allowed"?
WhhhhAT?!!!!?!!!
They HATE IT when you keep introducing them as a friend when you've been in the sack a while. "So, is that what I am, a friend?" 😄
Soiled your raw oats hahahahahahaha how do you turn sewn your wild oats into soiled. Your. Raw. Oats?? Hahahahaha
It is tough to say "sowed your royal oats" in the midst of an impassioned speech.
I just started listening to this show in 2022 lol I missed it I was young people really don't like this opie guy and Anthony is hilarious
43:02 the irony of that statement is platable.
Poow Cowin upset he doesn’t have Jack’s status 👶
Collin '' King of white trash buyin g teeth and trailers!!!'' . I love these old Anthony stories. I hope that disgusting ex mother in law hears them. So sorry Patrice is gone.
Ive only recently found this channel. What's the story with editing out that guy? Was he a jerk or something?
Yes. Opie was the least liked among most fans. He was instrumental in bringing the group together (specifically getting Anthony into radio) and he handled a lot of the production, but he isn’t funny very often and usually has to stroke his ego every show. Everyone on the show had walked on eggshells around him, and they actually call it “walking on gregshells”. Look up the fight between Anthony and Opie and you’ll get a better understanding of the conflict between Opie and Anthony and Opie and the entire show.
Those few bits at the end, the guy going to the phone calls, that is Opie.
He was great at spotting talent, but sadly didn't have the patience to let bits and talented people do their thing. He also had a knack for being thin-skinned and mean.
I wonder what Patrice would say about Depp v. Heard
can i hear a opie laugh in the background? if so he did well this time
Ant is a deeply damaged man. He lives in fear from almost everything. He's a frightened little boy. It probably stems from his fathers abuse. I think he's in a state of arrested development. He lives like a child, he can't do basic adult things like groceries and cleaning. He plays with toys all day (guns, drones, video games). He can't follow rules (traffic offenses, twitter bans, firings). He can't handle confrontation without either running or throwing a tantrum. He primarily dates young girls. The constant drinking to be able to do anything outside his comfort zone (travelling, karaoke, stand up).
I always thought Opie had worse awareness but no. Ant think's he's gorgeous. He's trying to hold onto the looks he thinks he has. The personal trainer. The soy sauce hair dye. The Botox that made his acne scars fade. In his mind he isn't 60 years old.
The guys inability to confront his problems has resulted in him being unemployable, friendless outside those he pays to hang around, childless, spouseless and a drunk who spends all day angering himself on breitbart and twitter. Currently his only meaning in life is trump returning to office. Tragic.
He's pretty funny in my opinion.
@Mr Spitsworth That's such a average joe mindset. The idea that money equals freedom and happiness. All it actually does is enable you to stay in mediocrity and kills your drive.
As for friends, does he have any real ones that he doesn't pay? I think he just has acquaintances.
@@Zwia. anthony probably lives a better life than you or I do.
@Mr Spitsworth Rich vos? Don't be silly
I'd rather have money than having a "fulfilling" spiritual life. F that
Ant should have listened.
Best shit ever
Solid
Even when Patrice is completely wrong he still states his case with passion
Where was he completely wrong?
@@Joseph-ws5de I forgot what he was talking about in this particular video but he’s wrong a good amount of time. He speaks out of hurt and misunderstanding a lot. Don’t get me wrong, I love Patrice and think he was hilarious but his views could be a little more educated and insightful.
@@TheBornnaked I just want to understand were he went "completely wrong"?
I ask cause from my understanding are that his views are helping men navigate women nature.
@@Joseph-ws5de patrice’s advice is funny. Please do not actually take it as real advice. It will not help you. Lmao.
He was considered. Whether you agree with him or not he had come to that view on his own, he wasn't just repeating things
16:03 20:54
Why are you deleting comments? Or is it youtube that deletes them?
It's CZcams. You've likely been shadow banned.
@@jimmyrustler8983 Ah great. Its not allowed to express yourself at all anymore, on every single platform pretty much. My instagram got deleted for using the word pr0stitut3. Free speech am i right fellas.
@@montanan832 Such is life on the prison planet.
Good win in Virginia @@jimmyrustler8983
CZcams. You can't fly too close to the sun man.
So much better without The Destroyer.
Holy shit this show is so much better without Nopie 😂😂
@31:22
Biblical
Stawp lying
I hear Opie! I don’t like it 😂. But i have such an easier time with women since listening to Patrice. No more drama no more BS. I tell ya, him dying really hurt. I’m sure he’d be a force in today’s stupid over the top cancel culture and race baiting garbage. Hed call them all out including BLM.
@Mr Spitsworth i don’t think so. At least not to the point where he would advocate to abolish police in the areas where black crime has skyrocketed since implemented. I mean everyone supports black ppl living , as well as every other race. He never trusted police but he wouldn’t support BLM’s communist views.
@Mr Spitsworth no. He would not be pro blm. Maybe in the very very beginning but he wasn't stupid. When my white friends started calling me up asking if I was going to the BLM march, I said "nope". They said "why"? I said exactly.
"There is a way that appears to be right, but in the end leads to death."
Patrice had all the wisdom about women and Philosophy about Life but what he missed was the Grace of GOD. We are all sinners, we don't need Multiple women (Adultery) We need the forgiveness of Sin 7 ETERNAL LIFE which can ONLY be giving by our Lord Jesus Christ.
Many men should have 0, most should have 1, few can handle multiple.
Has Colin ever said anything funny?
2:00 💊 MGTOW QUOTES VOL-1. I'm cnote 🏢 the author💊 💊 RIP 🐐
Colin Quinn is the most unfunny guy that gets a pass on this show. He’s also been in the first stage of dementia for like 30 years now
He's got great takes though. He doesn't move at a manic pace.
@@finished6267 he’s hit and miss. Mostly miss, at least on o&a. A lot of his thoughts are pretty boring.