This is what happens when a Scammer calls a Software Engineer
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- čas přidán 22. 02. 2016
- If you have received these phone scammer calls, you know they just want to steal your identity by trying to get you to download remote connect software so they can remote into your computer and steal identities or put random ware, but anyways...the result of trolling with these scammer guys is hilarious...
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#HackerUC
I swear it's always the same guy doing this scam.
Ikr
Gosh dang it "Randy"
Indians have the same voice
Indians have the same voice
i had a woman call me.
One called me, Indian accent. I said “thank god you called, I’ve been waiting for hours and thought you’d forgotten!” He was perplexed but happy that I was happy that he called. He Started on his script....I kept interrupting him with “thank God you called!” Many times. He said “why do you keep saying that ma’am?” I said “my dinner guests are due in 3 hours and I need a good recipe for curry”. He actually laughed before he hung up.
BEST COMMENT
Lmao
What does dat mean actually
I must remember that one!!! Top comment!!!
haha 🏆
5 years later and this video is still comedy GOLD.
haha, thanks!! 👍
@@HackerUC and you’re still replying to recent comments gr8 m8
the irs scammers are funny as hell too especially when they threaten have you arrested and tell you how much jail time you will get. 😁
Dude channeled every clueless user he has ever talked to, hilarious :)
haha
*thick Indian accent*
“Hi it’s randy jones here”
😱😱
@@HackerUC wow you replay
Randy for money for sure. 😜
Hi Randy. I’m Santa E. Clause.
🤣😂🤣😂😁😆😀😆😆😁🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👈🏽
Ohhh I am talking to a genius , it's an honour Sir .
"On the left side of the control key, there's nothing"
This made me laugh like crazy 😂😂
Well crap! Made me look..
@@rabie4x4 Same here! 😂😂
For anyone who has ever worked in the IT department, you know there really are people out there who are this dense when it comes to technology 🤣
True
I resemble that! 🤣
I mean I'm bad with technology, it's never been my thing, but not that much 🤣
Is that a problem for them or you!? You sound pretty dense.
Once had a Director ask me to make a PDF from “this” (holding hands in portrait) to “this” (holding hands in landscape).
They also specifically requested a top of the line Mac desktop and only used Windows via Bootcamp with a Magic Mouse.
It do be like that.
the fact that the software engineer acts Stupid makes it priceless
😎👌
Nur Abud lol. Ha ha. For reals
yea agreed 😂
Robert your grasp of the obvious is on point.
Indian Support scamming Indian S/W Eng (Gultis)
"Microsoft Certified genius"😅😅😅..dead
WTF ,hahahahaha
Zukisani Mtyingili LOL WTF?!? XD
Zukisani Mtyingili "the 4 flag windows key" lmao, the start button?? 😂
he said engineer but with the Indian accent its sounds like genius
I've had about a dozen calls from these morons. And each time, I engage them in conversation for about 20 minutes. Then, finally, I break out, "But you are calling me from BANGALORE" in my best Indian accent!! That"s when they go bananas!
I like these guys that waste scammer's time. Time that they could be scamming more vulnerable people. Thank you for recorded it.
you are welcome !! 👍
The best part of this video is how these guys are trying their hardest to not laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
I'm glad this was in my recommended.
Your profile pic though
The picture got me before the comment 😂
At first I thought it was milk.... But that's bleach isn't it 😅🤓
The Wizard530 xD maybe
+DoosDoosTv 😂😂 subed
This dude was having the time of his life and I love it lmao
haha, it was a great joy talking to the "Microsoft Certified Genius" and his "supervisor" 😂
@@HackerUC That pause after you replied to that was too good. He said it again out loud and realized how dumb it sounded lol
I could watch this guy all day. He was having so much fun messing with them. I don't know how he kept it together for so long 😆🤣🤣👏👏🏼👏👍🏼👍 Now who's the "genius?" Too bad there wasn't a way to hit a key to ZAP ⚡ the scammer's systems!
@@HackerUC that smile is so beautifully malicious.
You made me laugh ! Thanks I needed that ✝
Priceless! You can hear the frustration! I thought MS geniuses would be more patient with their victims, er, customers lol
lol
Dude...your laughter is contagious...I loved what you did to the scammer...Kudos !
Thanks ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ
Are your vindow open ?
No , it is snowing here.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
haha 😂😂 .. I'm in South Texas, so "No, it's blazing hot out there" 😂
@@HackerUC Or tell them it's 40 degrees out there. Then if they take it for ºF, it's too cold to open the window; if they take it for ºC, it's too hot to open the window.
Meanwhile, possibly distracting them by making them wonder which it is.
Might help the confusion if you talk with an Australian accent. Although they probably couldn't detect that nuance anyway.
Fred
Yes pronounce Vendor.
Stinking autocorrect. I typed" ees pronounce veendoe""
VINDOW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 true
"I'll transfer you to a technical supervisor he can explain you butter"
🧈🧈😂
😂😂😂
I know butter...is for toast and bread
Mmmm...butter😋
Butter? Lol
I looove watching this guy giggling. I'd love to put a scammer on a loudspeaker to entertain all my workmates
you can put my video on a loudspeaker 😃
Same!
"Normal screen" - from a "Certified Microsoft Genius" lmao
"I'm a certified microsoft genius"😂😂
😂😂
Lmao
It sounds like they don't know the difference between Microsoft and Apple.
enGEENIur
I'm a COBOL programmer.
i dont see a button r
win
I don't see a keyboard...
I see keys
I see my house key, I see my garage key
where's the any key
+Galactic Ruler Hi!
David Firth lol so true
6:19 he say to his coworker (in bengali) "yarki marche" which translates to this guys is joking...then continues to say, when I say this side he goes to the other and when I say other side he goes to another!
Incase anyone was wondering.
yeap!
Khub I durbhagyojonok je bangali hoy erom opokormo korche
Lol. You should have said “I don’t see the ‘Simultaneous Key”’ or the key that says “are”
Lol. I love watching scammers get messed with. Keep it up👍
haha, thanks!
I am also from India... I don't know why Indian govt don't take action this type of call centre..... Many call centre establish near from my house... Many illegal work are doing there. . Pls take action...
You should picket these scammers. Theyre from India for sure!
If you are from India, you will know the government has way more severe problems to solve.
Not defending, but compared to solving water, food, shelter, security issues, these issues are nothing.
if they are operating then why havent you reported them to the police yet?
@@somdutroy I imagine hundreds of millions have been lost through these scams. Some families have been duped to believing these scammers only to dump their entire fucking life savings over a lie. Don't tell me you aren't defending those pricks, you sound like one of em.
hahahahah fucking clown trying to blame other countries that accent is indian ....other countries have diffrwnt accents
Funny how he keeps saying I'll pass you on to someone else in the department and when they come on it sounds like the exact same guy !!! ?😄
haha, I know 😂
Julie Wellington hes very talented he's the manager, supervisor, assistant, and regular employee.lol
@@adanvillagran1909 No wonder he's a certified genius
Hahaha 🤣
I also like the fact that they can pass the phone call without going on hold, or transferring your computer info to the new person.
Love it when he gets a 'taste of his own medicine ' 😄🤣
I loved how much they were enjoying this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best response, "I don't own a Computer".
"Hello, can you hear me?"
"No."
THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER ARE HILLARIOUS!! YOU BOTH NEED TO GO TO STAND UP COMEDY AND REALLY PLAY IT OUT. YOU TWO GUYS ARE A TOTAL CRACK UP.. GOTTA 💘
His laughter is such contagious.
haha, thanks man! 👍
A Senior certified Microsoft genius no less .
This guy enjoys himself too much. He had me laughing up a storm.
haha, of course
Priceless. It’s a shame you couldn’t keep it up for two hours! :-)
haha, I know. If only I hadn't need to go back to work (ᵟຶ︵ ᵟຶ)
I love watching the episodes from scammer Payback
I'm retired. If I have nothing better to do, I keep them on the phone wasting their time hr or so. Its hilarious. They realize they wasted all that time. Ticks them off.
This is so funny. They don't know they are on TV. They are making fools of them selves. Thank goodness, not everyone gets fooled.
Unfortunately for every savvy person that baits them, there are still thousands that fall for it.
That was hilarious!
I had a similar thing. My daughter and I were eating at a restaurant when I received the call. I went through the same thing of having no idea where the keys are. Then I thought of something...why not tell them that there is smoke coming out of my computer! So I did, then I said that I saw flames! He asked why he heard all of the noise in the background. I told him I was ready to have a party. I asked him why he started my computer on fire. He said that he did not. Then I insisted on calling the fire department. He said do not do that. He asked me if I had been drinking. I told him that I do not drink. I kept going on about the fire and the fire department. He finally said enjoy your barbecue and hung up.
It was the funniest time that I have ever had!
+Don Wood haha, that is funny!
Hahahaha
You're frigging hilarious !
I got 1 of those calls
Scammer; hello your pc have been hacked
Me: i don't even own pc
'Hangs up'
LOL, that's a quick way to get rid of them
@@HackerUC I had windows technical support call me once while me and the family were in a restaurant. Said my dell had been hacked. Said I owned a Mac and that I work on them anyways. So I hung up. They called back right after "sir did you hang up me?" "Yes, yes I did. You're wasting my time by trying to scam me and you're doing a horrible job" I hang up after that. They call back AGAIN. I answered, then proceeded to call them every name in the book and then hung up for the 3rd time. That's been about 3yrs now. He still hasn't called back
I asked the scammer how it was hacked because my CE button doesn’t work anymore. He said we didn’t need the CE button. After an hour of him directing me, and me acting like a dumbass, Iike my pc doesn’t have letters, just numbers with plus, minus and multiplication. He hung up.
When I got a scam call this is what I got:
M=Me
S= Scammer
S- "Hello, Welcome to Black Friday sales event at (what ever the store was, I dont remember)! You seem that you ordered a black Friday item.
M- No. I ordered, Applies and Pizzas to throw at scammers!
S- Oh S**t
**Hangs Up**
They lived right next to my house.
I saw them and threw the apples and pizzas at him/her, I dont really remeber its gender.
MrBigBoiLeo 06 I suggest next time you ask him how he knows. Just a thought.
Love the collab with fellow engineers. Great team building event.
Gave them the runaround good and proper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If a scammer calls you tell him “911 what’s your emergency”
I did that and the scammer said oops wrong number
LOL
hahaha, that is pretty funny
J
@@Meta5535 I did the same thing to they hung up . Now I’m answering Zoomtan can I help you ?
thanks classic I will try to remember 😂😂
Unless the Indian government takes urgent actions Indians will have the same reputation as the Nigerians.
the reputation indians have all over the world is much better than yours...
We have good citizens in Nigeria too. Just saying
@@techman5521 India has been stereotyped as street shitters, Scammers, and facebook normies asking for bobs and vagene. "Reputation"?
I have an indian friend. He's a great guy. India has great culture and food. but yeah, Indian reputation on the internet is bad.
India is a country of 1.25 billion ppl...therz good and bad everywhere..u cannot generalise
@@techman5521 companies like those scammers couldn't exist in the US, they'd be drowned in lawsuits and eventually shut down.
There is a reason they thrive in India.
I don't blame the Indian people but the Indian gov. For not giving a damn how those 'companies' are destroying their reputation.
Enjoyed this so much. Your laugh is infectious and your feigned ignorance is hilarious. 😆
haha, thanks 👍 ٩(^‿^)۶
I love that you can not keep a straight face 🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughing so hard.
haha, thanks 👌
Didnt get any of those calls, dont know anyone who got such a call... Living in Germany is boring...
Alan Dak You don't get those calls, you call them. When you brows a porn site without an adblocker you'd get popups that tell you that your computer is infected with a virus and that you need to call this phone number (there will be a phone number in the popup). Call it and have fun.
Oooooh jes! P*rn AND trolling scammers! Awsome!
Alan Dak Yup. Enjoy. Lol
I need to get 3 of them into some kind of conference...
@misslady3891 lol "praying and rebuking demons" that sounds hilarious
Hello my name is Brian Davis *heavy Indian accent*
It's not an Indian name!
😂😂😂💀
Usually calls from Vindows, not Windows, Vindows.
@@mikemarsico7413 haha.. That's right.. they called it Vindows Macrosoft 🤣🤣
@Abol Tabol nah hes definitely from kolkata
I'm glad it was someone knowledgable like you and not someone's elderly nice grandma who barely knows how to start chrome.
I just love to hear their blood pressure rising audibly every time they start over with the win key 🤣🤣
haha 😂 🤣
Dude, he's in the next room!
Lyle Waller what
Lyle Waller what
Lyle Waller what
Chef Vortivask - The scammer.
Lyle Waller - what scammer
''sir,you have to go inside the computer'' ''simultaneously'' 😂😂
I dunno why but it reminds me of Mia Khalifa and Sunny Leone.
This is one of the most iconic videos on CZcams lol I’ve been watching this for so long
thank man!! 👍👍
That was AWESOME! 🤣🤣🤣
Y'all had me cracking up!
Glad you enjoyed 😂
You're a Software Engineer, but you must have felt like a kid in a candy store mocking this guy.
😂😂
Oh we fucking do. It is so much fun.
The guy he was talking to is a scammer and i believe theres nothing wrong about it at all..haha
Jdude you’re mad cuz someone scammed the scammer??...i must be missing something...
@@HackerUC is it hard to train as a software engineer
When you get one of these calls just say, "hello, you're on the air".
😂😂
😂😂 I’m going to try that next time
Mine Is: Good day Comrade Thankyou For Calling Moscow!!!! How are things going in Pakistan????
@@es-qf2gw I was thinking of claiming to be a Russian spy. It would be interesting to hear his reaction.
They won't understand that much english. they read from a script. they don't understand jokes/puns.
This video is better than any sitcom or standup comedy I have watched lately 😂
Awesome!!! Thanks 👍
This was funny, and I like how you toyed with him and made him repeat each instruction many times. You could hear his frustration growing as time went on.
haha, thanks! Yeah, it was funny messing with him
“Certified Microsoft Genius”
Genius lol 🤣🤣🤣
I guess he said engineer
Yeah, he said Microsoft Certified Engineer... Some idiots like the baldy in the video are tone deaf and too dumb to understand that
Shankar Narayan
No, he said genius
@@A_Really_Nice_Guy Nope, you're wrong.. He said Engineer
I'm Indian and I'm really sorry for this guy and any other scammers, they are an embarrassment to our country.
Aryan Iyer fuk ur country. Fucking bitch scammers!
ElFrostoo fuck u. Stop stereotyping
People hate you coz your country is shit
In every scammer video i have seen only Indians, and they have a lot of these scamming "company's" so its not even stereotyping anymore...
"companies" and "it's"
I love how annoyed the scammers get absolutely funny
This was very entertaining 😆😆😆. Well done. That’s what they do to get access especially with seniors.
So true 😔
Microsoft Certified Genius™️
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Lol yeah pretty
haha i found another comment made by you in a similar comment section on another vid
Microsoft will never sound like that, just hang up if you here this
Damn you got snapchat?
Did he say microsoft certified genius? Lmao freakin priceless
lmfao straight up genius
+๖ۣۜGhost m0dz
That's good. I have never met a genius before.
fuck phd's boi, in this day and age if u wanna be at the top u gotta get dat genius degree
jmm00702 lmao
How do you keep him from hearing your laughter, your amazing!! THAT WAS SO CLEVER X
thanks 😎 , by magic, lol. I was muting the phone ☎️
You were very good with this scammer 😂😂🤣🤣. Nailed it
Always 💯
When i grow up, i want to be a scammer like my dad
Timothy L k
lol
WTF
Timothy L they have no choice. Extreme poverty
Timothy L good thing to do dude....
at 2:40 the scammed says "I'm a senior Microsoft certified genius". I almost got a stroke laughing 😂 .
😂 😂😂
I never spoke to a genius before
Microsoft never sound like that, they even don't know how Microsoft operates
The certified bit is right. From a padded cell.
@@isithardtobevegan53 for the record it's easy to be vegan 😉
These are the best. I wish there were a million people like you to target 🎯 these guys. God bless.
This is so much fun😂😂😂
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. esp. when the computer engineer is having fun with the scamsters 😂😂😂
"No, go inside your computer." ROFL Tell him that you can't fit.
haha, yeah, will sure do next time 😎👌
Now thats funny..!!!
coolmathgame Alokoa 😂😂😂😂😂
coolmathgame Alokoa While scrolling through comments with a smile pasted - upon seeing this one I actually laughed out loud instantly and uncontrollably!! Awesome comment!! 😂😂😂😅😅😅
coolmathgame Alokoa LOL.
MICROSOFT CERTIFIED GENIUS
they're not even trying to sound professional
That's the point
You are one of the funniest I've seen so far. OMG this so freaking funny 🤣 😂
Haha, thank you 😉
I couldn't stop laughing. This was hilarious. Your dumb act is so cute and is so inspirational... I'm gonna put on this act with every unwanted caller who calls me!
haha, thanks. Gad to hear more people will give them hell 🔥
"I don't see the key that says letter L."
It's because "Microsoft" tech support took it.
its letter r idiot
maur1234shep well sorry r and you have no reason calling me that
SabreTooth77 u do know u can edit the comment so u are an idiot
AB bruh back off, he forgot a letter and didn't know how to edit it, chill out.
Extremely humorous, you did very well. *Scammers should be treated like this.*
Thanks 😂😂
Indian Railways in 4K lloo
John pinder lmao
@@johnpinder863 tatti khane wale
Yes..I was called by a spam caller..I asked how do yo tell someone isnt a ghost or a vampire? The caller gave me a minute of silence.. Theyw erent on the phone long.
Omg I’m hollering !😂You laughing at this genius was priceless 😂
haha, thanks!!!
I'd love to get a call like this to experience this type of fun
I hope you do 👍
I feel so dissapointed in my country
rahul venugopal Pakistan?
Little Big Three fucking india
You should
+Arno Dorian Please fuck off, dont talk if you can't be polite
Glad im not indian lol
The software engineer looks like he genuinely doesn't know what Win+R does.
And we all know you are a software engineer right?
Your snark needs work.
+Felix-The-Ghost "snark" btw what is Win R
+MrXtravagantx it brings up a "run" prompt that can execute programs (just like your familiar GUI icons/menus) Tech support/scammers most likely use it to appear to have esoteric knowledge when they are basically laymen.
Felix-The-Ghost that explanation was perfect
Why I'm seeing this 5 years later, don't know but I like how you wasted his time. Should post their number so we all could waste their time and prevent them from scamming others
I wish I had their numbers to call them myself😂
Sadly their numbers rotate because they use VOIP instead of dedicated phone lines
I once called a guy back 4 times, before he wouldn't answer the phone. I was working from home and sent the number to my whole department to call and say they heard he was giving away free TVs.
I love it you're so good at being confused. My face and hair hurts from laughing so hard. Good on you tech man dude. Try not to laugh. You can do it.
haha, glad the video gave you a good laugh!
Next scam.
Indian scammer: hello, my name is edward chesterfield the IV.
@S S im telling you... these people are in their own class of royalty🤣
There are actually names like these here . If you'll travel to the southern part or part like Puducherry they have a lot in common to European countries including name lifestyle and all that.
@@abhijeetranjan_neetwala yes but i doubt these scammers are from pudicherry😂
🥸😂🤣😂🤣😂
Here in my city a lot of christian family have these English names. Loll .
5k dislikes from Indian scammers.
Lol they are pissed...
What makes you think that dislikes were from scammers only, this video just waisted my time, hence I disliked it. Please try not to be racist.
@@JeetSingh-vj8jz he is not being racist he is being funny. Look it up
@@JeetSingh-vj8jz Singh... sounds familiar
@@JeetSingh-vj8jz Indian isn't a race you stupid fuck
Oh! no.. Scammers are growing!
Oh gosh…I wish this one would have went on all day! So fun! 😂😂😂Thanks for wasting a bit of their time. Maybe you saved another little old lady from losing her savings. I despise these scammers!
Thanks. Yeah, the more people troll them, the less time they have to scam older people
This guy is great! I love this guy the way he scam in the scammer I wouldn’t mess with this cat!🤣😂
6:20 i know Bengoli. That scammer said to his friend aiyaarki maar che (means he is playing around)😂
Lmao funny shit lol you're mocking voice cracks so much lmao
Same
Pancho24
startartar
I COULD NOT EVEN TOLERATE ALL THAT BACKGROUND NOISE - first off. Way to give them hell - I do it every chance I get.
There's a saying, 'Never fuck with an IT Guy' 😂
😂
I love his phone holder made out of Legos.
Thanks!!
Lil Yeet *LEGO. I’ve taught LEGO building and it’s all caps. 🤘
HackerUC I challenge you to add EV3 Mindstorm to it and make it a robotic phone stand. Maybe the grabber arm build from the kit, tuck the programming brick in there somewhere? 😉 (I have a rainbow colour coded pencil holder of bricks with a tile (smooth plates) edge at the top myself. And a minifigure collection. It’s a mild obsession. Loved your laughter in the video-you messing with them keeps them from scamming others.
Used to do that all the time
Legos are pretty good for building stands when you have nothing else
"Microsoft certified Genius"
When he said that it killed me 😂😂😂
+BJB yeah wrong company. that is Apple.
+Sunny Wu fuck that made me laugh :)
Oh my gosh this made my day!! I seriously love getting these calls!! 😂😂👊🏻👍🏻🇦🇺🇦🇺
The fact that you was messing around for 10-minutes just made it even more funnier 😂
haha, thanks!
@@HackerUC your welcome 🤣🤣
I give him thumbs up for holding in his laughter so well. I could never do it. I would be giggling like a girl.
I dont see button r hahaha omfg u got me cracking up over here
lol
I haven't had a computer scam call in over 2 years miss messing them around to be honest😂😂 good video by the way it's class😂😂👌
thanks. I wish they would call me more often 😔
Oh my god, I had never laughed so much before 😂😂
I don't see a button that says button r
LMAOOOOOOOO
Hit any key to continue....where's the Any key?
I am deeply ashamed as an Indian.
Why? Because one indian was being a piece of shit?! That doesn't make you the same as him. Thats our problem as society, we generalize and associate ourselves with the bigger crowd because of a select few. You should not be ashamed, this individual is the one who should be ashamed.
Giantspaceballs Yo No need to rage man, this was just a way for me to apologize for the stupid things many Indians are doing. Its just called apologizing on someone's behalf .
Stereotypes suck
The Playroom Gamer .....don't be ashamed of being Indian!....these people are just pure assholes, no matter what ethnicity!!!
Nice designated streets you have in India : >
Oh my. I don't think I could hold my laughter. I'd have to mute the phone!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha, I was muting the phone quite often on that call
Good job...! Thanks for sharing that...! Keep up your awesomeness...