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Batman is Batman because he trained his body and mind for decades. The most insulting thing about this show is that these people can simply put on the suit and have all his skills.
When I was a kid I had a replica Batman utility belt modeled after the one Adam West wore in everyone's favorite campy superhero show. If I had only known then, what I know now ...
Apparently the suit had magical powers that whole time that batman just rarely used or talked about. Reality is just that a stick on batman power which discraces the age old idea that any man can train and become a great defender of the weak. Who puts on a suit and says they are gay and gets to defend the weak? Hmm propaganda
"Hey, let's choose a black woman to be Ruby Rose's replacement! This way we can pass a message against racism!" "Brilliant! And what's her backstory?" "Homeless former criminal."
I can perfectly see an argument on twitter under this. "OMG YOU (I don't use twitter, but assume there's a length CAPITALISED argument here. Oh did I say argument? I meant insults.) YOU'RE WRONG!!"
That’s not necessarily wrong to portray a black person as bad or unsuccessful, they can have struggles just like white people can. But it is pretty fun how they use that to tell a message about rascism
Look, being black or a minority isn’t a character trait. And being homosexual or bisexual or whatever-sexual, certainly is not a personality point. How about writing a well fleshed out character and see what happens.
But how would we know if they are into dick or pussy? See how your point TOTALLY unravels when you think about it for even a second????? how am i supposed to enjoy a TV show if i don't even know if the protagonist likes tiddies off screen or not?? And being a minority isn't a character trait. its a character arc, character development AND the entire storyline all in one!!
I wonder what the actors think. On one hand they're "officially Hollywood." On the other, they're less popular than some random drunk guy rambling about movies online.
his criticism may sound cynical but is ultimately quite on-point and many times also constructive, as he even went out of his way several times to show how to do it better + hollywood is morally, cognitively and creatively bankrupt, so it isn't hard to bash their shit, but he does it in drunken style.
"Lets make our female character even more diverse: lets make her black! Now, what should her back story be?" "She's a released convict on probation." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even the Iron Man suit took time to learn to control. Was built up over time. This whole "I'm good and everything because vagina" is ridiculous. I pointed this out to my wife back when the new "Star Wars" came out, now she can't unsee it from everything lol.
@@UserLb-ep1yt people forget batman has had to fight and outmanuever enemies literally with nothing not even his suit on so many occasions and still managed to win
@@nightgodd7865 I watched the first couple of episodes of season 1 then never watched again because it was so bad....looks like I haven't missed anything since then?
Q: Can this series be criticized for the pile of shit it is? Critics: Nay. For we ourselves will be criticized and cancelled by the purple-haired one ton mob that managed to push the audience score into the low double digits it doesn't deserve in the first place.
Kinda reminds me of the start of the Arkham City game. Where you, as Bruce Wayne, get put into the city and then have to fight off Penguin and his goons. All without your suit, while handcuffed. Or in the comics where he was buried alive in his parents coffin. And then had to dig himself out before he died. He never needed the suit, it just helps him and also allows him to protect his identity.
I can remember a few episodes of the Animated Series where Bruce was caught without his Batsuit, so he has to use his skills to escape but also maintain his secret. He is fully capable of beating the villain but he holds back so he does not reveal his identity. His supersuit does not give him his power, it unleashes it.
@@Seraph68 There was an episode called The Forgotten where Bruce was investigating homeless people going missing where he was knocked out by henchmen working for a fat gangster who kidnapped homeless people off the street and made them dig for gold ore down a mine. Bruce loses his memory for a bit an after befriending 2 of the homeless guys he regains his memory and as Batman he catches the gangster and frees all the homeless people.
You know what's really fitting? Just a day or two after the Drinker posted this review, it had more views than the actual episode itself did (The season 2 premiere episode's ratings were approximately 660, 000 viewers, whereas the Drinker's review of it got over 700, 000 views in a day or two)!
Still without this worthless crap the studios are putting out there would be no material for the comedic gold the Drinker puts out. Every hero needs a villain.
“A show so relentlessly, comically woke that it was guaranteed to repel anyone who don’t dye their hair purple and weigh less than a metric ton.” This needs to be the show’s tag line.
No. You're all incorrect. It simply means "anti". With all their circular and contradictory logic, they have no other function than to hate everything.
I've always thought "woke" meant "being needlessly arrogant about accepting people different from yourself, while still reducing them to caricatures of human beings".
I can't blame Ruby Rose for abandoning ship after the first season. If you were nearly paralyzed for a role, and this was the result, you'd run away as fast as your thankfully still functioning legs could carry you.
Before the show existed, I saw the poster for Batwoman on a bus that was passing by and told my sister it was gonna to be trash. She didn't believe me and look what happened.
Actually I would mind a show like that.. about a little girl who finds a cheap superhero custom there makes her feel powerful in a world of distrust.. it’s would be better then this idiotic circus..
Is that right? Gee, then I wonder why we have the biggest incarcerated population per capita in the history of the world with the overwhelming majority being poor people and minorities. Our incarcerated population is greater than the next 11 countries COMBINED...but sure, run with your self-delusion that "oppressed people get to steal stuff cuz they're oppressed." Ridiculous.
@@Shipwreck15151 I have no idea why cuz it's so obviously false...and not funny at all. I guess jingling a set of keys in your face .makes you laugh, huh?
It is quite fitting that the characters of this show make such a big deal about the bat suit. The real Batman didn't place that much importance in the suit because he *made* it and to him it was simply one of the many tools in his arsenal. It was Bruce Wayne that made the bat suit special. But these clowns can't ever hope to do the same, so they hope that using Batman's suit will make them special.
Batman: Highly trained, highly skilled, highly intelligent. Spent years honing his abilities. Batwoman: Puts on a suit and can automatically fight guys 2-3 times her size. Knowledgeable Viewer: Whut Critics: Go gUrL!
@Gentleman Murk that’s true.. I think there are comics where you see her training but not here.. for be honest I not always fan of Catwoman .. she is a great character and interesting but sometimes she is annoying in my opinion.. not saying she is annoying just my personal opinion..
This isn’t even ironically funny anymore, just a waste of time and money that could be used on much better shows. Smallville done it 100 times better almost 2 decades ago...
@@popmonika before diversity, sex, race and political views were on the top of these companies agendas. I miss the days of actual character development and plot, I guess It really is go woke go broke...
I love how the second they put on the Batsuit they are able to use it's gadgets & technology without proper training, & we aren't allowed to question it.
They act like the bat suit is just an invincibility costume, when in reality Batman was a clever intelligent guy who made all his own gadgets and was a great detective, AND worked out, trained hard, got buff, and the suit was in most instances just a costume, not armor let alone invincibility. He took a beating, he got injured, and he was badass. This shit is cheap and lame and does no service to anyone. It just looks silly!
But muh easy empowerment! I do't 'HATE' when the batsuit has armour woven into it like kevlar plating. It makes Batman's survival rate vs a hail of gunfire a little easier to accept. But the CW is clearly trying to turn it into Ironman armour in order to elevate complete nobodies who haven't put the work into being Batman. Also... Kryptonite bullet? Wtf? Kryptonite isn't particularly dense or sharp.... Is the Batsuit woven out of Superman's body hair...? (Which isn't a terrible idea tbh... I don't hate that xD The idea of Superman keeping all his hair and beard clippings and regularly shaving his pecs for his best friend to sew into a suit is the kind of adorable levity and friendship Supes and Batman are supposed to have)
you know what? im rew-atching batman: the animated series, and despite the rushed tramas is a reallly amazing show that knows how to put bruce in a pickle in a credible manner, it feels (rushed, YET) organic how trouble appears to him and hes forced to analyze and overcome the situation: from mind controlling villains bullying him trough his personal demons to the jocker wacky yet elaborated plans. indeed, this looks like the W.O.R.S.T of an 80's PC show... but with lesbians... HOW THE FUCK U MANAGE TO MAKE LESBIANS MAKING OUT UNNAPEALING IS BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING, but here we areeeee, here we areeeee
I haven't watched the series.....and I won't, tbh I haven't watched a series since Gotham. But do they at least flesh out Barbara as girl trying to meet the high expectations and standards of the hero she emulates (batman) and have her figure out who she is and what kind of hero she will be now that she's solo?
My takeaway? Moral of the story is - SJW's could literally have something important fall out of the sky into their lap as if by magic, and they still manage to completely mess it up.
@@DANIELGORMANN The problem is that they make such a big deal about it, as if to say “look at me, I’m woke for having a gay character.” Batwoman was a lesbian in the comics, and in the show, in both cases removed from the military because of that fact. It matters for her character. But the show keeps needing to show off how woke it is even beyond that, despite the fact that they’re just adapting someone else’s work.
I love that we just speed past the main character not thinking another person is worthy of care until she finds out she’s gay. It’s such a repulsive and vicious mindset to have, yet it’s just the way shit is today.
So let me get this *straight* ... A random girl who committed crimes ( i assume looting or some other *trendy* stuff in the n'hood ) and is under a probation ( or whatever you call it in the US ) claims ( finders keepers like a true hobo ) the batsuit out of the wreckage and just starts using it. Next thing we know she will be using *someone* else's resuorces to keep up her operation. Gonna put some 25 inch rims on that batmobile aren't you...
She survived the bullet with her oppression force field, shes black and a woman, so all she needs is to be trans or gay and her force field would be greater then iron man armor
All that is left for her is to get a free current Gen console just for her race and gender while she complains that she should get free videogames too.
When in that case her fierce field is greater than iron man's armor.. because they made it clear early on that she is gay. Need to check as many boxes as possible, you know!
much better explanation than i could ever have, cus i mean, Kryptonite works against Sups not because it's just a random powerful element in the periodic table but because it messes up with Superman's metabolism, and it only levels him to normie levels of being at that but because of the quick decompensation, he staggers to the point of stunning him. The fucking bullet could have been made out of tampons and it could have worked the same.
Notice that she says "It's time to be powerful" and not "It's time to help people." She's focused on her own ego, not the safety and wellbeing of the citizens. This is a gross misunderstanding of what a hero is. In case that wasn't telling enough, they have her lecture about how she deserves the hero role because of her hard life, and not because she's the best for the job.
Not to defend the show, but you realize that her using the suit for herself was something they displayed as being wrong? She realized that the suit isn't only for her at the end.
@@heyyou9472 It's done with almost everyone to be honest, but this complaint about CW not understanding what a hero is is just wrong. Feels like they're looking for reasons.
Man, they're not even hiding the fact that these diversity hire characters don't actually have to work for anything. The bat-suit literally just fell out of the sky for her!
Someone brought up an interesting point: if the show writers wanted to make this character so strong and diverse, why did they write her as an ex convict living out of an RV by a river and not as a successful career woman or multi millionaire?
Sounds like the Biden Presidency. He had like six people show up at the Iowa caucus and then magically became the single most elected president in the history of the United States. This guy doesn’t even know if he’s wearing pants right now, but he’s the bestest ever! Way to go liberals!!! No fraud here at all! Just like it 👍
@@crypthulu7900 Oh please, Hollywood is mostly made of crazy fucks already, we don't need the other side of the "special" spectrum to try to blend in with the reasonable ones trapped in the middle. Go raid one of your official buildings idk, be entertaining for a day to us not in the US instead of crying about losing.
It's funny because shows and movies are often referred to as "vehicles" for a particular actor's career path, and the CW shows themselves end up being shitmobiles that drive someone's career into ruins.
The new shows are lacking, but series like supernatural were bad ass! Problem is CW doesn’t have a good budget to make anything really great. We have to give them credit for bringing in the DC crisis of the multiverse. Problem is they don’t know where to go from there and now WB want to take it from here..... probably for the best.
Any show or movie that tries to focus on being "politically correct" or "diverse" just to please the sjw's instead of focusing on just creating a good quality show is already trash in my book. Don't even need to watch it to find out
They're treating the suit like it's a green lantern ring, that the suit gives them powers. If anything the suit makes it harder to fight, it just protects you. It's bulky armour. Maybe they thought they were writing for a lesbian version of the Power Rangers?
Yeha well sjws are all obsessed with what on the outside, not the inside. So its not a quantum leap for them to write a show where power comes from some stupid outter layer rather than true inner strength and character.
@@Iron-Blurr I also love the Drinker's "Excalibur" analogy in which the suit just seems to drift around from actress to actress until it finds someone who's "worthy".
Batwoman writers: Ryan is an ex-convict trying to make a positive change in her life Also batwoman writers: Nah she's black we can't have her going to prison. We'll say she was wrongly accused
I dont necessarily like batwoman, but The flash went to prison but wrongly convicted. Dont see people complaining about that. Im just saying, this isnt a valid argument
@@mseandimitriusk7636 The issue is that _every_ "good" character cannot have flaws at all. A former criminal working towards redemption is infinitely more interesting than what we got. Just like with Ruby Rose, they sanded down any interesting flaws for virtue points.
@@mseandimitriusk7636 yeah, but in flash's case He hadnt done anything wrong and just was wrongfully accused, meanings it was just a case of injustice, not a whole redemption ark How ever, in batwomans case they want to make it both about redemption and injustice( Which is contradicting) like why would you seek redemption if you havent done anything fundamentally wrong.
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7:08 I used to answer, 'she's the protagonist,' but in this case 'she's the most diverse' It's almost like they're using eugenics to determine who lives and who dies in movies now.
When will these “writers” finally understand that sexual orientation, race and gender are NOT character traits? A shit character is not redeemed by the fact that they check some diversity boxes.
Garrus1995 I personally feel sorry for the representation of the LGBT community, as I know tons of gay people who’s least interesting trait is being gay, yet that is the only thing most people get in movies. The characteristic of being gay.
The stupid thing is they gave explanation as to how Batwoman is so physically able, but this new girl doesn’t have any backstory as to how she’s able to move around so well. Not every criminal is capable of great physician feat, the shitty comic at least made her a veteran, AMD Batman went through training before being able to fight well.
She’s pretty impoverished in the USA. By US standards, poverty often means having all that plus an apartment with all the basic appliances, a car, smartphone, one or more movie streaming accounts, a laptop, and at least one dog.
I love how she struggles to get her self dressed like she's never dressed herself before, then manages to just be better and stronger than everyone. Did the writers know the suit doesn't have its own power?
You got it wrong, pal. The suit IS the Batman. It is sentient and gives super powers to the host, kind like Venom. How else do you think a tiny woman like Ruby Rose can lift a guy twice her weight?
@@Noperare The 2020 Batwoman suit may work like that, but the original Batman and batwoman suit's have no real power, apart form they were well designed and strong af. The original Batwoman and Batman also has never had superpowers they were both strong and smart through training and education respectively, (although he managed to bankrupt his own company so his business skills need some work.) and aided along by gadgets and helpers.
I remember, when I saw the first season of Arrow a long time ago, thinking that it was the closest thing I'd get to a live action batman tv show. And my opinion has not changed.
Dear Entertainment Media: 1. Your job is to entertain, not to affirm people for thinking like you do. 2. Try writing stories, rather than lectures. 3. If 1 and 2 are beneath you (or above you), you are quite literally in the wrong business. We already *have* social media.
@D'Artagnan Reigns You need help. Nobody's biased here. We just acknowledge that the show is shit. If anyone is biased here it's you cause you think the show is good just cause a woman is in the lead.
@@DArtmanreignz oof, a hit and run and you didn't even do the big comment sections. What a shame, I feal so bad for you. I must take a moment to cry for this. 😭😭😭
I do admire you for this review, Drinker. I'm not sure how you achieved it, as on my computer screen nearly every scene was blacked out. Was there a lighting technician on this show, or did they just run out of globes?
Bruce Wayne spent years and years training with master martial artists and ninjas. Studied technology, chemistry, psychology and tactics. Worked out to become the peak of human physical condition. Became the greatest detective in the world. All to prepare himself to become Batman. Some girl finds a batsuit and automatically becomes "Batwoman" throwing batarangs and jumping on buildings and knocking out guys twice her size... The audacity of CW
Well we all know they miss the point of the source material, that's what makes it hilarious. Batman, and the whole bat family, are detectives. The whole point is that they solve crimes, kicking asses is just comes with that territory. They can attribute physical prowess to "it's the suit" all they want, but there's no way to just gift this character with those Sherlock Holmes-level observational and investigative skills, which is the core of what the Bat franchise is all about.
Man think about what a wasted oppertunity that was, she could have been weak to start with and completly reliant on the gadgets and then slowly over the season start becoming more poficient, it would have provided good character advancment as well as showing how diffrent the new Batwoman is from the old one (could have also had some more intresting choreography).
@@VampireNewl It never stops amazing me how much more brilliant CZcams commenters can be than professional screenwriters. Because this actually would have been interesting to watch.
I heard somewhere she's got background in martial arts or some bullshit excuse like that (like she was a sensei in a dojo or whatever)... just to be fair, I'm not defending this hilariously bad dumpster fire train wreck
Wait, didn't batman train for years with the league of assassins to even be decent when he started out? And even then he was shit but got better after years of experience. So how are these people just finding the suit, which is really just some padded aerobics costume, and suddenly knowing how to batman>???
And trained under several of the worlds greatest detectives and escaped artists. Also, he has like twelve degrees and speaks more languages than Colin Powell...
same shit the did with Ray in the starwars saga. idk why people are so keen on forcing ''girl power'' down our throats then forget to actually write a good story. i will never understand these people
Haven't you heard? The suit is literally perfection when it fits a woman. Seriously though, it just bad writing. A 2 hours movie did a better job of establishing Batman, his motivation, training and experience than an entire season of TV show ever did. It just amazing.
I never understood the whole “Forcing a minority into a main “powerful” role, just to represent a minority” thing. I mean, if I were a minority, that would actually offend me and make me feel patronised.
Many of us do feel patronized and speak on it often but we aren't the one's that get praised and heard. It's almost as if they want us to feel like victims.
@@DmanDice My theory is that putting minorities into lead roles is more about the white people feeling good about themselves than the minorities feeling good about themselves. Personally, the reason I kinda hate the representation thing is because it makes the minorities being represented seem, well, kinda bad. After so many disappointments whenever I see a show with a gay woman as a lead I groan and assume it will be bad, which is unfair. Before 2015 I would have been screaming "Take my money! I need this!" to a show about gay Batwoman. Now, honestly, I assumed it would suck before it was even released. That's how bad things have gotten.
You are a minority. Whites represent less than 10% of the global population. Your mileage may vary based on whether or not you think that's a good thing, but it doesn't change the underlying facts. Soon all will be shrubbery.
My name is Oliver Queen and for 3 years I've been claimed to be dead. In order to stop the anti-monitor I had to sacrifice my own life and therefore creating a new universe. But my fucking GOD I did not die for this shit!!!
The show was meant to be, even if it was just for this awesome review. You just got a subscriber my friend. And thank you! I don’t plan on watching bat woman.
The reason they wouldn't say that Kate was dead is because there's now a rule in Hollywood that says you can't kill off any gay characters. I think it's called the "Bury your gays" trope.
I believe the bury your gays trope refers to the belief that gay/lesbian characters are killed off more often than straight characters in tv and movies.
@@readysetnogo I think he means that they do it because of the "Bury your gays" accusations of that past. Now it's as the person above you said "Put your gays into the closet"
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The Queen's Gambit is worth a watch
*Salutes* Proving not all heroes wear capes!
fun fact: this video got more views than the first episode of batwoman season 2
Than all of them, so far.
Lol, good spot haha!
Lmao fr
True , but to be fair it isn’t that hard to do!
😂WTF 🤣 I just teared up😂
Batman is Batman because he trained his body and mind for decades. The most insulting thing about this show is that these people can simply put on the suit and have all his skills.
When I was a kid I had a replica Batman utility belt modeled after the one Adam West wore in everyone's favorite campy superhero show. If I had only known then, what I know now ...
Apparently the suit had magical powers that whole time that batman just rarely used or talked about. Reality is just that a stick on batman power which discraces the age old idea that any man can train and become a great defender of the weak. Who puts on a suit and says they are gay and gets to defend the weak? Hmm propaganda
@Gentleman Murk Not really no. The M/C of BB got his arse handed to him, a lot. It took time & the tutilage of Bruce himself to become Batman.
She was a martial arts teacher at a dojo so that's where her skills come from
@@RD-uq4hg HAHA, 😂 funny
"Hey, let's choose a black woman to be Ruby Rose's replacement! This way we can pass a message against racism!"
"Brilliant! And what's her backstory?"
"Homeless former criminal."
Holy Fuck!!! How did i never see this? Why the fuck doesn't this comment have more likes?🤣🤣
I can perfectly see an argument on twitter under this.
"OMG YOU (I don't use twitter, but assume there's a length CAPITALISED argument here. Oh did I say argument? I meant insults.) YOU'RE WRONG!!"
That’s not necessarily wrong to portray a black person as bad or unsuccessful, they can have struggles just like white people can. But it is pretty fun how they use that to tell a message about rascism
dang.. Def not a stereotype
So were did she learn to fight anyway?
"What the fuck is this suit made from...Superman?" rollin'
So now, Batman's only weakness is... kryptonite?!
A dark skin kryptonian...that Bruce skinned
This thread is pure gold 🤣
I Batman definetly didnt skin and commit extreme bodily harm to superman. Hes just skinless because of uhm... reasons? 0_0'
@@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS Whos bruce?
Look, being black or a minority isn’t a character trait. And being homosexual or bisexual or whatever-sexual, certainly is not a personality point. How about writing a well fleshed out character and see what happens.
Try telling that to most of the US right now. Especially university admissions offices.
Naah, it'll be fine :)))))
SJW writers need to take notes from Robin on Stranger Things
But how would we know if they are into dick or pussy? See how your point TOTALLY unravels when you think about it for even a second????? how am i supposed to enjoy a TV show if i don't even know if the protagonist likes tiddies off screen or not??
And being a minority isn't a character trait. its a character arc, character development AND the entire storyline all in one!!
Its all about execution.
Bruce Wayne trained for years to become Batman. Apparently, all you need is the suit.
just like in Dragon Ball Super, all you have to do now to become a Super Saiyan is look for your back-tingle.
So this is a stealth sequel to _The Greatest American Hero_ ?
Believe it or not...
You guys do remember how Earthworm Jim got his super suit?
Guess it’s quite common they come falling from the sky 😆
No. White males have to train for years. Women just need the suit.
When a piece of fabric become the character instead of just a disguise.
I wonder what the actors think. On one hand they're "officially Hollywood." On the other, they're less popular than some random drunk guy rambling about movies online.
Just goes to show how worthless Hollywood is and how a random drunk is more insightful, pragmatic, and talented then any of them.
Listening to him fix characters, he has more talent than most of the clowns who refer to themselves as writers.. even when drunk on turpentine.
He’s an author of his own collection of novels and I’m sure he’s wrote a couple of characters.
He from not far from me lol
@@Murtaugh395 Damn right
his criticism may sound cynical but is ultimately quite on-point and many times also constructive, as he even went out of his way several times to show how to do it better + hollywood is morally, cognitively and creatively bankrupt, so it isn't hard to bash their shit, but he does it in drunken style.
Batwoman: gets shot and doesn’t even flinch
Also, batwoman: gets punched and kicked by Alice and gets hurt
Remember the only thing that can pierce the suit is kryptonite.
AND NO I DIDNT SKIN SUPERMAN I SWEAR
Girlpower!
Well the gum does identify as male... so go with that.
"Lets make our female character even more diverse: lets make her black! Now, what should her back story be?"
"She's a released convict on probation."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget about the part of her living in a van down by the river/bay, too.
Right how do they actually think that's any of this is remotely what viewers want to see. Some preachy crap and not even worth the crap.
That's the most believable part of the show
LOL good catch!
@@alrysin3154 and a hacker
I think the CW is confused, here let me help.
The Batsuit is armor not Tony Stark's Iron Man suit.
They turned a utility suit into a hi-tech exoskeleton
Even then, there were villains who stole his suit but were beaten in the end.
Even the Iron Man suit took time to learn to control. Was built up over time. This whole "I'm good and everything because vagina" is ridiculous. I pointed this out to my wife back when the new "Star Wars" came out, now she can't unsee it from everything lol.
@@UserLb-ep1yt people forget batman has had to fight and outmanuever enemies literally with nothing not even his suit on so many occasions and still managed to win
@@nightgodd7865 I watched the first couple of episodes of season 1 then never watched again because it was so bad....looks like I haven't missed anything since then?
"You need to upgrade the costume."
"Um, no? It's literal perfection."
"It will be... When it fits a black woman."
They realy Say this?
Black women have more curves. It will have to be altered again
A black, lesbian, vegan, woke woman!
@@mgabor6936 don’t forgot the actor being fat, and having purple hair.
In a wheelchair...
“So Fake Bruce goes after Diverse Batwoman with the Shitmobile” sounds like the setup to a joke..
Isn't it, though?
There is no punchline. That is the joke.
@@oneandonlysound3453 the joke is the show.
I don't think I've ever seen a bigger disparity of review scores on Rotten Tomatoes.
Critics score: 84%
Audience score: 17%
I think Run Hide Fight might beat that, but in the other way round lol
The critics know they'd lose their job if they dared to write anything negative about the woke wave. And most of them don't have a backbone anyway.
This proves that critics suck
I thought Warner Bros didn’t pay critics 😂.
Q: Can this series be criticized for the pile of shit it is?
Critics: Nay. For we ourselves will be criticized and cancelled by the purple-haired one ton mob that managed to push the audience score into the low double digits it doesn't deserve in the first place.
I swear, every "strong" "diverse" and "feisty" heroines these days are all made from the same, insultingly stereotypical, and unoriginal mold.
Wouldn't mind some "strong heroin" myself after watching Batwoman.
@@daralenoach I will second that
They actually really do come in grades of anti-male. Sometimes it is insulting, sometimes it is like getting kicked in the balls five times in a row.
@Cara Salusc
"Loved unconditionally"
May God help me, that farce they portray wounds me in laughter.
@Cara Salusc “Proven success” Have strong, diverse female ever been a successful formula?
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@@MrCraigbry he didnt stutter
@@MrCraigbry normie
@@MrCraigbry no sh*t, how did you know?
I love how they made the show about the suit and not the character. Apparently the suit has more stage presence than any of the people involved 😂
The Drinker bears our burdens so we don't have to.
Well said
He's not the hero we deserve, he's the hero we need.
Blessed be The Drinker.
Glad he watched it because I never will. Thanks for taking one for the team drinker! I know it must have been painful 😂
Preach
“If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”
To this day that still has changed my perspective on seeing heroes.
Kinda reminds me of the start of the Arkham City game. Where you, as Bruce Wayne, get put into the city and then have to fight off Penguin and his goons. All without your suit, while handcuffed.
Or in the comics where he was buried alive in his parents coffin. And then had to dig himself out before he died.
He never needed the suit, it just helps him and also allows him to protect his identity.
I can remember a few episodes of the Animated Series where Bruce was caught without his Batsuit, so he has to use his skills to escape but also maintain his secret. He is fully capable of beating the villain but he holds back so he does not reveal his identity. His supersuit does not give him his power, it unleashes it.
Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?
Tony Stark: Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
@@Seraph68 There was an episode called The Forgotten where Bruce was investigating homeless people going missing where he was knocked out by henchmen working for a fat gangster who kidnapped homeless people off the street and made them dig for gold ore down a mine. Bruce loses his memory for a bit an after befriending 2 of the homeless guys he regains his memory and as Batman he catches the gangster and frees all the homeless people.
@@creeperslayer241 God arkham city is one of all time favorite games. I forgot about that. Man I miss playing that.
You know what's really fitting?
Just a day or two after the Drinker posted this review, it had more views than the actual episode itself did (The season 2 premiere episode's ratings were approximately 660, 000 viewers, whereas the Drinker's review of it got over 700, 000 views in a day or two)!
that’s awesome
yo, just checking in at 1.3 mil.
Remember when persons in the bat-family actually trained, to be able to fight properly. Good times.
The Critical Drinker, he's watching all of Batwoman episodes, so we don't have to.
He's _the hero we deserved and needed right now_
He's the real MVP
His super power is an indestructible liver. His only weakness is rehab
For the good of the city
A drunk Knight. A not so silent Protector..
Still without this worthless crap the studios are putting out there would be no material for the comedic gold the Drinker puts out. Every hero needs a villain.
“A show so relentlessly, comically woke that it was guaranteed to repel anyone who don’t dye their hair purple and weigh less than a metric ton.”
This needs to be the show’s tag line.
"Woke" just means antiwhite.
@@concernedpatriot7056 Plus antistraight and antimen.
No. You're all incorrect. It simply means "anti".
With all their circular and contradictory logic, they have no other function than to hate everything.
I've always thought "woke" meant "being needlessly arrogant about accepting people different from yourself, while still reducing them to caricatures of human beings".
I can't blame Ruby Rose for abandoning ship after the first season. If you were nearly paralyzed for a role, and this was the result, you'd run away as fast as your thankfully still functioning legs could carry you.
Apparently, just putting on the Batsuit infuses you with Batman's skills and decades worth of training.
Before the show existed, I saw the poster for Batwoman on a bus that was passing by and told my sister it was gonna to be trash. She didn't believe me and look what happened.
Yeah, it was so obvious it was going to be trash. The show had no chance
"Time to be powerful." Sounds like something a 4 year girl would say while wearing a cheap Wonder Woman Halloween costume
She would still be a more believable hero than what we got...
That's what I say to myself everytime I'm in bed with a new chick then going off like Krakatoa two minutes later saying "oops.. sorry.. zzzzzzz...."
Actually I would mind a show like that.. about a little girl who finds a cheap superhero custom there makes her feel powerful in a world of distrust.. it’s would be better then this idiotic circus..
I mean that's probably the average age of the people in the writers room
That sounds cute actually. Unlike this shit show.
"I'm allowed to steal stuff because im oppressed"
Why is this show so REALISTIC
LMAO I laughed way too hard at that 😂
wait for the next episode: I gave back the stuff that didnt belong to me after i got bored with it, so now give me a new toy.
Is that right? Gee, then I wonder why we have the biggest incarcerated population per capita in the history of the world with the overwhelming majority being poor people and minorities. Our incarcerated population is greater than the next 11 countries COMBINED...but sure, run with your self-delusion that "oppressed people get to steal stuff cuz they're oppressed."
Ridiculous.
@@Shipwreck15151 I have no idea why cuz it's so obviously false...and not funny at all. I guess jingling a set of keys in your face .makes you laugh, huh?
@@Israel-nb7ip welp looks like we found Mr. Oppressed here. Oh boo hoo criminals are put in jail. Cry me a fucking river.
It’s somewhat funny that the batsuit is treated like Iron Man’s suit where it is where all the power is in.
It is quite fitting that the characters of this show make such a big deal about the bat suit. The real Batman didn't place that much importance in the suit because he *made* it and to him it was simply one of the many tools in his arsenal. It was Bruce Wayne that made the bat suit special. But these clowns can't ever hope to do the same, so they hope that using Batman's suit will make them special.
Batman: Highly trained, highly skilled, highly intelligent. Spent years honing his abilities.
Batwoman: Puts on a suit and can automatically fight guys 2-3 times her size.
Knowledgeable Viewer: Whut
Critics: Go gUrL!
Wamyns of color power!
@Gentleman Murk Wrong. I don't feel like writing a paragraph about it so I'll wait for the Comic Boom fans to rush in
@Gentleman Murk that’s true.. I think there are comics where you see her training but not here.. for be honest I not always fan of Catwoman .. she is a great character and interesting but sometimes she is annoying in my opinion.. not saying she is annoying just my personal opinion..
Well this batwoman anyway, Kate kane has training
Shotgun: *Cocks*
This isn’t even ironically funny anymore, just a waste of time and money that could be used on much better shows. Smallville done it 100 times better almost 2 decades ago...
thats the difference, it was made 2 decades ago
@@loonylunaticmaxhammer3401 ahhh the early 2000s before woke bullshit took over our lives, a simpler time.🤤
That was back in the day when studios actually cared about what stories they told.
@@popmonika before diversity, sex, race and political views were on the top of these companies agendas. I miss the days of actual character development and plot, I guess It really is go woke go broke...
Damn now you guys got me feeling nostalgic for Smallville.
The difference between this show, and a three year old's finger painting, is a three year old's finger painting is actual art, and has some integrity.
I love how the second they put on the Batsuit they are able to use it's gadgets & technology without proper training, & we aren't allowed to question it.
They act like the bat suit is just an invincibility costume, when in reality Batman was a clever intelligent guy who made all his own gadgets and was a great detective, AND worked out, trained hard, got buff, and the suit was in most instances just a costume, not armor let alone invincibility. He took a beating, he got injured, and he was badass. This shit is cheap and lame and does no service to anyone. It just looks silly!
But muh easy empowerment!
I do't 'HATE' when the batsuit has armour woven into it like kevlar plating. It makes Batman's survival rate vs a hail of gunfire a little easier to accept. But the CW is clearly trying to turn it into Ironman armour in order to elevate complete nobodies who haven't put the work into being Batman.
Also... Kryptonite bullet? Wtf? Kryptonite isn't particularly dense or sharp.... Is the Batsuit woven out of Superman's body hair...? (Which isn't a terrible idea tbh... I don't hate that xD The idea of Superman keeping all his hair and beard clippings and regularly shaving his pecs for his best friend to sew into a suit is the kind of adorable levity and friendship Supes and Batman are supposed to have)
It was always a armour post seventies
But it was never what ever the hell batowman thinks it is
you know what? im rew-atching batman: the animated series, and despite the rushed tramas is a reallly amazing show that knows how to put bruce in a pickle in a credible manner, it feels (rushed, YET) organic how trouble appears to him and hes forced to analyze and overcome the situation: from mind controlling villains bullying him trough his personal demons to the jocker wacky yet elaborated plans.
indeed, this looks like the W.O.R.S.T of an 80's PC show... but with lesbians...
HOW THE FUCK U MANAGE TO MAKE LESBIANS MAKING OUT UNNAPEALING IS BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING, but here we areeeee, here we areeeee
I haven't watched the series.....and I won't, tbh I haven't watched a series since Gotham. But do they at least flesh out Barbara as girl trying to meet the high expectations and standards of the hero she emulates (batman) and have her figure out who she is and what kind of hero she will be now that she's solo?
"Being strong is like being a lady. If you have to say that you are, then you aren't."
Margaret Thatcher
I like this quote.
@@narev6569 same
I agree with that.
Wow, that's even more relevant today with the non-binary crap.
So George Arr Arr Martin pulled a Batwoman suit when he wrote "Any man who must say, 'I am the King', is no true king."?!
My takeaway? Moral of the story is - SJW's could literally have something important fall out of the sky into their lap as if by magic, and they still manage to completely mess it up.
"What is the suit made of, superman?" I like that. That was hilarious.
"Time to be powerful" Is just about the worst line I've ever heard.
"The suit is literal perfection."
"It will be, when it fits a woman."
It's remarkably awful.
H4xwell Edison everything in that one line goes against literally everything that batman stood for.
Indeed. That line must be referring to her flatulence.
That line would be cringe in a womens leg razor commercial
"BATWOMAN REVEALS HIMSELF AS A LESBIAN"
bruh they really need to stop with this woke shit
But how else will they prove that they don’t need to be canceled by Twitter?
@@taygray6424 haha good point
Get woke ,go broke , its simple math bruh
ah yes, how dare they have a lesbian
@@DANIELGORMANN The problem is that they make such a big deal about it, as if to say “look at me, I’m woke for having a gay character.” Batwoman was a lesbian in the comics, and in the show, in both cases removed from the military because of that fact. It matters for her character. But the show keeps needing to show off how woke it is even beyond that, despite the fact that they’re just adapting someone else’s work.
I love that we just speed past the main character not thinking another person is worthy of care until she finds out she’s gay.
It’s such a repulsive and vicious mindset to have, yet it’s just the way shit is today.
So let me get this *straight* ... A random girl who committed crimes ( i assume looting or some other *trendy* stuff in the n'hood ) and is under a probation ( or whatever you call it in the US ) claims ( finders keepers like a true hobo ) the batsuit out of the wreckage and just starts using it. Next thing we know she will be using *someone* else's resuorces to keep up her operation. Gonna put some 25 inch rims on that batmobile aren't you...
They should just went by Wallis Day replacing Rose as Kate early and continue how last season ended.
That wouldn't suprise me
She survived the bullet with her oppression force field, shes black and a woman, so all she needs is to be trans or gay and her force field would be greater then iron man armor
All that is left for her is to get a free current Gen console just for her race and gender while she complains that she should get free videogames too.
When in that case her fierce field is greater than iron man's armor.. because they made it clear early on that she is gay. Need to check as many boxes as possible, you know!
much better explanation than i could ever have, cus i mean, Kryptonite works against Sups not because it's just a random powerful element in the periodic table but because it messes up with Superman's metabolism, and it only levels him to normie levels of being at that but because of the quick decompensation, he staggers to the point of stunning him.
The fucking bullet could have been made out of tampons and it could have worked the same.
no wonder fake-bruce couldnt hurt her, he is straight, white and male. he is lacking several diversity points in order to be stronger than her.
She is gay don't you worry.
Notice that she says "It's time to be powerful" and not "It's time to help people." She's focused on her own ego, not the safety and wellbeing of the citizens. This is a gross misunderstanding of what a hero is. In case that wasn't telling enough, they have her lecture about how she deserves the hero role because of her hard life, and not because she's the best for the job.
Did you expect something else from Leftists? It's a revealing Freudian slip. It's the power itself, not what you can do with it.
Not to defend the show, but you realize that her using the suit for herself was something they displayed as being wrong? She realized that the suit isn't only for her at the end.
@@JohnDoe97637 Yeah, well, they did this with Spider-man a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago and did it far fucking better.
@@heyyou9472 It's done with almost everyone to be honest, but this complaint about CW not understanding what a hero is is just wrong. Feels like they're looking for reasons.
@@JohnDoe97637 Well, it’s an opinion, atleast. Either that, or it’s so painfully “progressive” and shoves shit into the viewer’s face.
I love how just anyone knows exactly how to fight and do super hero stuff without going through the years of training that batman does.
"What is this suit made of?"
"Superman"😂😂😂
Batman skinning Superman and turning him into an invincible Batsuit sounds like an awesome angle for an evil Batman.
Or a VERY DARK TIMELINE
Batman: That’s MADNESS. I .... won’t
Supes: There’s no... other way... Bruce
Batman:....
Wow you're right, if the show had focused on that season 2 would have been great
Uummm.....
Slow down there satan...
And far more entertaining then this crock of shit
Man, they're not even hiding the fact that these diversity hire characters don't actually have to work for anything. The bat-suit literally just fell out of the sky for her!
Kind of like Kamala becoming VP. You know, because she's entitled.
Someone brought up an interesting point: if the show writers wanted to make this character so strong and diverse, why did they write her as an ex convict living out of an RV by a river and not as a successful career woman or multi millionaire?
Sounds like the Biden Presidency. He had like six people show up at the Iowa caucus and then magically became the single most elected president in the history of the United States. This guy doesn’t even know if he’s wearing pants right now, but he’s the bestest ever! Way to go liberals!!! No fraud here at all! Just like it 👍
@@crypthulu7900 Oh please, Hollywood is mostly made of crazy fucks already, we don't need the other side of the "special" spectrum to try to blend in with the reasonable ones trapped in the middle.
Go raid one of your official buildings idk, be entertaining for a day to us not in the US instead of crying about losing.
It's because they want everything for free. That's what entitled means.
The Drinker has added time to my life. I’ve never watched even one episode of this, and now I know I do not need to.
They could of at least hired some female MMA Fighter for this role
@Munnawar Khan if MMA women look like men, call me gay-
@Munnawar KhanI believe in muscular women supremacy
Tomboy gf
What's that gonna achieve?
@@Luna-xr3dk idk maybe they’d look moe intimidating ☠️
"So fake Bruce goes after diverse Batwoman in the shitmobile...."
Somehow that line seems like a fitting epitaph for the entirety of the CW network.
It's funny because shows and movies are often referred to as "vehicles" for a particular actor's career path, and the CW shows themselves end up being shitmobiles that drive someone's career into ruins.
Minivan outruns $hitmobile. 👌😎 As legit as my country's last election. 🇺🇸
The new shows are lacking, but series like supernatural were bad ass! Problem is CW doesn’t have a good budget to make anything really great. We have to give them credit for bringing in the DC crisis of the multiverse. Problem is they don’t know where to go from there and now WB want to take it from here..... probably for the best.
Jeez boi, now that i see it written down its even more comic. Im crying :DDD
That line is fucking hilarious
"and she'll do what batman never could"
What? Menstruate?
Say the N- word
her worst enemy is the Red Scare.. you mean Russians? No..
Probably have scissors and make Batman's fans gay
Lactate maybe?
You all just hate this show because she’s a black woman. Sexism and racism in 2021...
Fun fact... According to wikipedia this video has more viewers than the 1st episode of season 2. Almost double!
I really appreciate the pain you are going through for making this videos
“Time to be powerful”
(Ratings collapse)
(Sad trombone sound)
Supervillains are less obsessed with power than SJW "heroes".
Dr Strange: "I seriously don't know how you fit that head into your cowl"
That t'weren't no twombone. That was the long, drawn-out death-rattle of a political philosophy suffering from terminal flatulence.
You
Got
The
Price...
WROOONG
(I cannot write the tune XD)
It’s time to be powerful!!
I'm a poor homeless criminal but all my clothes are brand new.
And designer
not to mention make-up is on point. i guess social security goes to all the best brands.
To play against expectations, it looks like they made her a petty thief as well.
I guess she took part in few BLM riots and visited few shops with the crowd ;)
Sticky fingers.
Any show or movie that tries to focus on being "politically correct" or "diverse" just to please the sjw's instead of focusing on just creating a good quality show is already trash in my book. Don't even need to watch it to find out
Ruby Rose has as much muscle mass as a skeleton and the looks to boot.
Hilarious that she would be able to hit anything bigger than a fly.
They're treating the suit like it's a green lantern ring, that the suit gives them powers. If anything the suit makes it harder to fight, it just protects you. It's bulky armour. Maybe they thought they were writing for a lesbian version of the Power Rangers?
Yeha well sjws are all obsessed with what on the outside, not the inside. So its not a quantum leap for them to write a show where power comes from some stupid outter layer rather than true inner strength and character.
The writers are confusing batman with iron-man
@@raphk9599 Truly the most underrated comment I've read all week. The perfect explanation
@@Iron-Blurr I also love the Drinker's "Excalibur" analogy in which the suit just seems to drift around from actress to actress until it finds someone who's "worthy".
it's not the toys that makes the bat, it's the will to win even under the worst circumstances
This show is the equivalent to throwing money into a fire. The ratings for this first episode were even lower than the lowest expectations
Their only two options are to cancel the show which will hurt their ego or continue to lose money over and over.
It's not about money, it's about sending a message
and yet they continue with this abomination!
@@shadywaitamin2409 the only good thing about the show is seeing people roast it.
Most of the viewership is CZcams reactors trying to make a buck. 😉
This was hilarious and saved me an hour of my life. Thank you!
As a wise superhero once said, “If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”
I can’t stop laughing at “Discount Morgan Freeman”
me either....like you find him in The Reject Store
*cue maniacally laughing Jack Torrance*
That's one huge discount then ... unlike regular Black Fridays.
Smart joke, funny n spot on
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Batwoman writers: Ryan is an ex-convict trying to make a positive change in her life
Also batwoman writers: Nah she's black we can't have her going to prison. We'll say she was wrongly accused
I dont necessarily like batwoman, but The flash went to prison but wrongly convicted. Dont see people complaining about that. Im just saying, this isnt a valid argument
@@mseandimitriusk7636 The issue is that _every_ "good" character cannot have flaws at all. A former criminal working towards redemption is infinitely more interesting than what we got. Just like with Ruby Rose, they sanded down any interesting flaws for virtue points.
@@mseandimitriusk7636 yeah, but in flash's case He hadnt done anything wrong and just was wrongfully accused, meanings it was just a case of injustice, not a whole redemption ark
How ever, in batwomans case they want to make it both about redemption and injustice( Which is contradicting)
like why would you seek redemption if you havent done anything fundamentally wrong.
The most unbelievable part of that setup? A woman going to prison in the first place....
@@thundercricket4634 What's next, the ex-husband getting custody of the children?
Bruh I've been trying to find you channel! My brother showed me a video of yours last year and I haven't been able to find it until now.
Love you videos and spot on as I remember.
7:08 I used to answer, 'she's the protagonist,' but in this case 'she's the most diverse'
It's almost like they're using eugenics to determine who lives and who dies in movies now.
Batwoman was why Joker was laughing at the end of the movie.
Head canon accepted.
That is brilliant! And I will completely accept it as fact.
"You wouldn't get it"
Dont tempt them, theyll make it cannon
@@gabrielcomim4345 now I get it.
When will these “writers” finally understand that sexual orientation, race and gender are NOT character traits? A shit character is not redeemed by the fact that they check some diversity boxes.
Garrus1995 I personally feel sorry for the representation of the LGBT community, as I know tons of gay people who’s least interesting trait is being gay, yet that is the only thing most people get in movies. The characteristic of being gay.
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 can confirm: we want better representation
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 Thats me. Hello. Seriously, its tragic.
The stupid thing is they gave explanation as to how Batwoman is so physically able, but this new girl doesn’t have any backstory as to how she’s able to move around so well. Not every criminal is capable of great physician feat, the shitty comic at least made her a veteran, AMD Batman went through training before being able to fight well.
They do it because there's plenty of DUMB people who say crap like "rEpReSenTaTioN MatTeRs.. ItS NoT So bAD.. StOp NiTPiCkinG"
The "yass queen slay" has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
😂😂 "Jesus wept" and the way you said it with my full knowledge of the suffering you endured to make this video is gold and I'm 💀💀
Yeah, nothing says "oppressed homeless person with no income or job options" like freshly-styled hair, jewelry on the ears, and pro makeup.🤣
And living in a nice van down by the river.
Homeless people have smart phones ... they’re just ZTE / Huawei etc.
A van with a nightlight that magically doesn't run down the battery.
@@hunterericson6782 Maybe in LA but not in the rest of the world haha
She’s pretty impoverished in the USA. By US standards, poverty often means having all that plus an apartment with all the basic appliances, a car, smartphone, one or more movie streaming accounts, a laptop, and at least one dog.
I love how she struggles to get her self dressed like she's never dressed herself before, then manages to just be better and stronger than everyone.
Did the writers know the suit doesn't have its own power?
You got it wrong, pal. The suit IS the Batman. It is sentient and gives super powers to the host, kind like Venom. How else do you think a tiny woman like Ruby Rose can lift a guy twice her weight?
Dude your not woke enough, you got to believe in girl power ..... Hahahah😂😂🤣😅
@@Noperare The 2020 Batwoman suit may work like that, but the original Batman and batwoman suit's have no real power, apart form they were well designed and strong af. The original Batwoman and Batman also has never had superpowers they were both strong and smart through training and education respectively, (although he managed to bankrupt his own company so his business skills need some work.) and aided along by gadgets and helpers.
@@Noperare Not sure if serious...
@@mrgabest he was clearly joking lol
I remember, when I saw the first season of Arrow a long time ago, thinking that it was the closest thing I'd get to a live action batman tv show. And my opinion has not changed.
I can’t believe this got 2 seasons and swamp thing was canceled after 1 episode
"Time to be powerful."
Holy cringe, Batman!
i love your avatar!! be well. 👽
"That's right old chum. Fortunately I always carry around a can of memory reversal spray, for occasions just like this."
We Batlieve.
We always Batlieve.
Guess she’s only powerful when she’s wearing a man made suit of armor that can not be harmed. 🤷🏽♂️
"Time to be powerful."
*sound of a lighter being flicked*
Smoking crack? They are very good at that
The Dude from Postal approves
“Lil Wayne? Is that you?”
That sounds about right considering she magically learns martial arts after wearing the suit.
Bobbi Draper in power armor:
So she automatically knows perfect martial arts and is more agile than a full olympian. Tf
Man, definitely you have to do one of these videos about the new "The Equalizer" tv show, it seems its going to be unintentionally funny
Dear Entertainment Media:
1. Your job is to entertain, not to affirm people for thinking like you do.
2. Try writing stories, rather than lectures.
3. If 1 and 2 are beneath you (or above you), you are quite literally in the wrong business. We already *have* social media.
They're taking orders from the ones who really control the media. Even though it loses money they have no choice.
The entertainment industry is full of progressive activists. They dont care about entertainment, they only care about spreading their opinions
FUN FACT: More people watched this video than both episode 1 and 2 of Batwoman
Yeah this is true. Never saw it. Didn’t know it existed until this video
Not true at all, man you guys are real haters. I feel sorry for the comic world, so close minded bias racist and ignorant👑
@D'Artagnan Reigns You need help. Nobody's biased here. We just acknowledge that the show is shit. If anyone is biased here it's you cause you think the show is good just cause a woman is in the lead.
@@DArtmanreignz oof, a hit and run and you didn't even do the big comment sections. What a shame, I feal so bad for you. I must take a moment to cry for this. 😭😭😭
@@DArtmanreignz you really are slow aren't you
What i Love the most of this clip....is the truth that people hate to hear and try to Hide..thank God for you buddy...ya just won another sub
I do admire you for this review, Drinker. I'm not sure how you achieved it, as on my computer screen nearly every scene was blacked out. Was there a lighting technician on this show, or did they just run out of globes?
"Why the f*ck are you throwing up?"
"Ah maybe she read the script for this episode"
that was gold
😂 I literally burst out lmao
Bruce Wayne spent years and years training with master martial artists and ninjas. Studied technology, chemistry, psychology and tactics. Worked out to become the peak of human physical condition. Became the greatest detective in the world.
All to prepare himself to become Batman.
Some girl finds a batsuit and automatically becomes "Batwoman" throwing batarangs and jumping on buildings and knocking out guys twice her size...
The audacity of CW
Well we all know they miss the point of the source material, that's what makes it hilarious. Batman, and the whole bat family, are detectives. The whole point is that they solve crimes, kicking asses is just comes with that territory. They can attribute physical prowess to "it's the suit" all they want, but there's no way to just gift this character with those Sherlock Holmes-level observational and investigative skills, which is the core of what the Bat franchise is all about.
Man think about what a wasted oppertunity that was, she could have been weak to start with and completly reliant on the gadgets and then slowly over the season start becoming more poficient, it would have provided good character advancment as well as showing how diffrent the new Batwoman is from the old one (could have also had some more intresting choreography).
When you put it like that... my eyes are open now
@@VampireNewl It never stops amazing me how much more brilliant CZcams commenters can be than professional screenwriters. Because this actually would have been interesting to watch.
I heard somewhere she's got background in martial arts or some bullshit excuse like that (like she was a sensei in a dojo or whatever)... just to be fair, I'm not defending this hilariously bad dumpster fire train wreck
Hold on is there any history of Ryan being trained in martial arts or does the batsuit come with a chip that trains you within seconds
There was a throwaway line in ep 1 about her knowing martial arts...
random beggar suddenly had urge to fight criminals
Wait, didn't batman train for years with the league of assassins to even be decent when he started out? And even then he was shit but got better after years of experience.
So how are these people just finding the suit, which is really just some padded aerobics costume, and suddenly knowing how to batman>???
When arrow began on the CW back in 2012 they spent at least 2-3 seasons, if not more showing his training
It's almost like the writers haven't ever read a Batman comic or something...huh.
And trained under several of the worlds greatest detectives and escaped artists. Also, he has like twelve degrees and speaks more languages than Colin Powell...
same shit the did with Ray in the starwars saga. idk why people are so keen on forcing ''girl power'' down our throats then forget to actually write a good story. i will never understand these people
Haven't you heard? The suit is literally perfection when it fits a woman.
Seriously though, it just bad writing. A 2 hours movie did a better job of establishing Batman, his motivation, training and experience than an entire season of TV show ever did. It just amazing.
Batwoman writers: "How are we going to get the batsuit into Ryan's hands? It can't just fall out of the sky...."
Shortly after.
Writers: Never mind. It can.
There’s plenty of time to be Batwoman when you’re LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
" Oh no Ruby left the production, what are we gonna do now? "
" ... Hmm... have you seen Spiderverse? i mean that was a big hit "
I never understood the whole “Forcing a minority into a main “powerful” role, just to represent a minority” thing. I mean, if I were a minority, that would actually offend me and make me feel patronised.
Many of us do feel patronized and speak on it often but we aren't the one's that get praised and heard. It's almost as if they want us to feel like victims.
@@DmanDice My theory is that putting minorities into lead roles is more about the white people feeling good about themselves than the minorities feeling good about themselves.
Personally, the reason I kinda hate the representation thing is because it makes the minorities being represented seem, well, kinda bad. After so many disappointments whenever I see a show with a gay woman as a lead I groan and assume it will be bad, which is unfair. Before 2015 I would have been screaming "Take my money! I need this!" to a show about gay Batwoman.
Now, honestly, I assumed it would suck before it was even released. That's how bad things have gotten.
TenTonKoala That's called paternalism, which is left-wing racism in disguise.
@@DmanDice Yep, they want to keep you on that mental plantation for your vote at election time. Thats all it is, its sick
You are a minority. Whites represent less than 10% of the global population. Your mileage may vary based on whether or not you think that's a good thing, but it doesn't change the underlying facts. Soon all will be shrubbery.
My name is Oliver Queen and for 3 years I've been claimed to be dead. In order to stop the anti-monitor I had to sacrifice my own life and therefore creating a new universe.
But my fucking GOD I did not die for this shit!!!
Not even Stephen Amell liked how Oliver died. He really wanted a better ending for him
What a fucking shame
Arrow was awesome to begin with. Then it got shit when they started to bring in new heroes and made it way more cringey teeny.
The show was meant to be, even if it was just for this awesome review. You just got a subscriber my friend. And thank you! I don’t plan on watching bat woman.
Me when I’m 7, tying a blanket around my neck, standing in front of a mirror: 4:43
A hero wouldn’t say “time to be powerful” that sounds like a villain line
Children wrote this
A line so cringe, it’ll make you arse bleed.
It IS a villain line. People who write the script for the show are more of a villain then anything you see on the show.
Well they did try to rip off Joker. Doesn't work at all here.
It’s just awful
The stupidity of the kryptonite bullet and the invincible batsuit can't be overstated.
I feel they couldn't be bothered to film scenes of Batwoman taking down armed thugs using stealth and psychological warfare.
@@EvilDoresh right? How is an untrained petite woman going to magically beat the shit out of two men
@@peterortiz1160 I can't and I am 1.76m dude.
The brain brakes in thought.
@@realhxq breaks*
I can only assume that the batplane will be an old Cessna spray painted black.
How optimistic you are. It's more likely to be a Robin Reliant with some cardboard wings taped on.
@@Murtaugh395 either that or a shopping cart they stole from Alberton's.
Shopping cart with some paper mache wings loosely scribbled on with a fading sharpie.. I heard Rudy Rose is doing the ‘broooom’ noises with her mouth.
This shit got a season 2?
We live in bizarro planet
And Daredevil got cancelled. We live in a society.
Nah, we live in America. Well I’m assuming everyone here lives in America lol.
It's getting a season 3
We live in za worldo
The reason they wouldn't say that Kate was dead is because there's now a rule in Hollywood that says you can't kill off any gay characters. I think it's called the "Bury your gays" trope.
“Bury Your Gays” Moratorium
Put into closet until further notice
XD
I believe the bury your gays trope refers to the belief that gay/lesbian characters are killed off more often than straight characters in tv and movies.
@@readysetnogo I think he means that they do it because of the "Bury your gays" accusations of that past. Now it's as the person above you said "Put your gays into the closet"
Thank god for MBC censorship
@@wolfscar5557
Naw, see it's just like DB Cooper.
Never found.
Therefore, as far as the writer(s) and CW personnel, still MIA!
Genius!
"....but she's gay, so that makes everything OK." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, when you're trying to "indoctrinate" your audience. That's why this shit is still on the airwaves.
Kate used the same logic to let a person off for nearly killing a train-ful of people as well as blackmailing the mayor of gotham!!
It's woke stuff like this that is going to make people accept gay people less and less
The first two words already killed me. Hit me right in the gut at just the right time. 😂😂😂