taking every drug ever - Misfits Podcast
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
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00:00:00 - intros
00:01:04 - Swagger doesn't know how dogs work
00:06:12 - how to win any staring contest
00:10:05 - whale eats man
00:14:05 - what would you do with a kid with money
00:17:23 - we're all hackers
00:22:35 - taking every drug ever
00:25:17 - fuck geese
00:30:44 - mr quiggley
00:35:27 - Fitz isn't being taken seriously
00:38:25 - seeds of discord
00:41:46 - Dream's fat dumpy
00:44:09 - holy shit we're in a jungle
00:46:29 - where to build our treehouse
00:49:47 - Tobi's dating profile
00:50:56 - mountains and planetary property
01:00:41 - outros - Komedie
Rated 5 stars: this podcast is a great way to distract me from the fact that there are skinwalkers outside my house and I will be dead in roughly 2 days
Get salt and smoke a lot of weed my friend
NO YOURE NOT SUPPOSE TO SAH SKIN
@@jiggyshagywigglychucklebit8663 I think putting salt on me will help cause then they can't touch me if I'm covered in salt
@@fishst6233 too late >:^)
That's some gemini entertainment shit
I would honestly pay to see that, them doing a tier list of every drug
heroin S tier
meth S tier
marijuana S tier
Oxy S tier
MD S tier
LSD S tier
Shrooms S tier
Alcohol S tier
Synthetics S tier
Nicotine D tier
@@Dman6779 datura is the best of all
@@nickhv7765 snort that shit with weet bix
@@Dman6779 shrooms s tier
“Synthetics” s tier
Mdma s tier
LSD a tier
Oxy a tier
Meth b tier
heroin b tier
Alcohol c tier
Marijuana D tier
Nicotine e tier
@@DailyMoFo1 You put alcohol over weed???
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This is great, but you know what would be better? Fitz uploading a video this year
5 stars: This podcast gave fueled my love for small men with funny voices
Wasn’t this comment quoted in the next podcast?
Lmao moist critical is the only other short man with funny voices I can think of
@@a.b4840 yupp i remember it too, still an amazing comment
5/5 ⭐️
After years of being addicted to the misfits podcast I’ve FINALLY BROKEN THROUGH! They don’t want you to hear this and I don’t have much time bu
I just imagine someone walking by the office while Swagger is screaming like a monkey and everyone is freaking out going "Matt stop poking the monkey"
This podcast is the only thing stopping me from completely losing my mind at my office job. Thanks!
Rated 5 Stars: I Thought I'd give you fellas a little education. A horse bean is a congealed ball of smegma that forms in the foreskin of a horse, and unless cleaned by a horse sheath cleaner it can grow so large it causes discomfort to the horse.
I-i I didn't want to know about this
Horse smegspert
I feel like a horse sheath cleaner doesnt participate in the career discussions at the family gathering too much
Five Stars: I tune into the Misfits podcast to distract myself from the abusive relationship I am currently in with the Bee Movie. I'm in as bad of shape as Fitz's upload schedule.
he might upload someday
"You crush your teeth up into paste and go live in the woods." "And wear a dog collar." I'd die if I saw that.
Rated 5 stars: Toby is fucking hot like damn
Idk dude that’s kinda racist
Ye, didn’t recognize her at all lmao
Rated 5 stars, the best podcast that has some decent reasons for me to watch/listen
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PODCAST
Rated 5 stars: this podcast has been the leading cause of my sleep deprivation and falling asleep while driving.
Rated 5 stars: Nothing better than sitting on the bed hitting the spliffy, listening to y'all scrap it up about nonsense
a new misfits podcast episode just dropped you can already tell today is going to be good
Rated 5 Stars: Can't belive Fitz called Toby "he" in the beginning 0:42 this is disgusting behaviour and the show should be cancelled truly disgusting. 5 starts though great work
ikr so transphobic
i noticed this as well i wonder if fitz knew in the moment that he messed up
Nothing wrong with calling a man “he”
@@2hillsinbetween fatherless behavior
@@2hillsinbetween where’s ur dad
I swear I feel like Fitz is the therapist and father of them all-
Rated 5 stars: i have listened to every single episode more then twice. Its mostly what i listen to at work every day.....My brain is broken and never been better:))
Rated 5 stars, i love it when u guys talk about drugs
Rated 5 stars: Did you know that if your legs are amputated and you need prosthetic legs, they can make you taller than your original height by giving you longer legs? Like at least 2 inches. It’s a thing
10/10 you guys helped me through hard shit so thank you
A goose can actually hurt a man. I wanna see the Swagger v. Goose fight since he called it out.
Rated 5 stars: this podcast helps me learn the refrigeration cycle while at work
I died laughing whent Fitz went from "haha funny name dude" tot 31:41 "this is, a *little* alarming"
Rated 5 stars: I would love to see Swagger cook a 5 course meal to everyone else
Rated 5 stars.
Always listen to the Podcast to fall asleep. Then I have intense dreams about Swagger Souls.
swagger talking about getting his eye test done: "i hate it bc im a pu$$y" swagger later in the episode: "do i look like a b**ch to you i'm neither a b**ch or a pu$$y"
I was watching this podcast the morning before I went to visit my online boyfriend for the first time. We didn't continue the relationship, but this brings back good memories 😢
I hate that no one appreciated Matt’s “spectacular” pun about swaggers glasses
When toby said "I wanna try crocodile" I time traveled to the D.A.R.E program in 6th grade when they told us that drug makes ur skin fall off while all your nerves numb and you can get stronger cause of it while on it, they also told us a dude was on it and fought off 5 cops and pulled a cop car door off
Rated 5 stars: this podcast makes me feel a little better about wearing a mask with a smile for hours at a time
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: I've seen a good majority of this podcast series and I'd just like to say everyone in this is amazing and should be given an extra donut! Also Swagger and Fitz's are fine af😌
i’ve never listened to a misfits podcast for this long, i’m 24 minutes in 😟
Tobys hair is getting so pretty wtf (i havent watched the podcast in a while)
just amazing :D
Rated 5 stars: This amazing bonehead podcast is a brain teaser that continues to fuck me up. Can't wait for the next one mates.
5 star rating
This podcast is making the voices go away
44:50 i want more of this lmaooo
5 stars: Broke my foot the day after graduation and it happened while i was listening to the podcast. 10/10 would brake foot to again.
Rated 5 stars: so i left my tablet on because I needed to take a shit and found my 7 year old sister listening to swagger talking about drinking at 4 in the morning.
Also swagger's description about the middle child is exactly how I felt in the moment.
Rated 5 stars: This podcast gave me chills down my spine, too bad i’m paralysed and can’t feel them
Big poggers! Fitz reads Killers of the Flower Moon! Great book and can’t wait for the movie to come out. Also it’s pronounced Oh-sage with a long A
any problem with geese, call the goose busters
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ love the podcast
Rated 5 stars : I hope Swagger had a good haircut
Fitz- thats when you buy a island and a jet and a lot of children🤣🤣
rated 5 stars: i love eric vivian matthews
Yo Matt and Toby sound so similar I couldn't tell there were 4 people on the podcast until I opened the video lmao
Another banger
rated 6 stars: i decided to take a quick shower and listen to a part of this podcast while i’m showering…… an hour later i’m still in the shower high as fuck hearing swaggersouls do monkey impressions
Rated 5 stars for Swagger's dad jokes alone.
5/5 stars
Nice to snuff out the voice of the demons clawing into my soul.
i fall asleep listening to these
Rated 5 stars: before I started to listen to all these podcasts I had a girlfriend and great friends but after I started to listen to these podcasts, my girlfriend broke up with me, I grew away from my family and friends, and my landlord just kicked me out of my apartment.
20:43 I remember back on PS3 gta online days giving myself 400bil just to muck around, now they’re shutting all the servers, definitely makes me reminisce about actually having fun in gta instead of leaving a couple minutes after opening it annoyed because I’m too lazy to grind 😂
Actually the trick to staring contest is to before you start keep your eyes open for as long as possible and let them dry out before you start what happens u let the tears start and that keeps your eyes from stinging when u actually start, contrary to what everyone else does is keep their eyes closed or blink a thousand times and it makes your eyes dry out and you dont have enough "pre tears" to keep them going. Basically before you start the stairing contest keep your eyes open till they sting and blink once and hold them open again as long as you can and youll notice the tears and ur eyes will basically be primed to stay open
Rated five stars: Your podcast makes me forget about my terminal illness, God bless.
Swagger telling us about an eye test like he was being tortured LMAo
Rated five stars was getting chased by the cops while watching. Love the podcast.
5 stars: you guys should start a podcast
You should make an animated series where the episodes r just ur sketches brought to life in a cartoon, would be lit
a better way to win a staring competition is to switch back and fourth between looking at their left and right eye. it lubes your eyes but doesn’t make it look obvious at all
5 stars, love to listen to this while giving my family tree the meatstick
First time being early. Feels oddly good.
i was really high and when swagger started making monkey noises i thought it was my stomachs
Started from the beginning in 2019 and just caught up today. Rating 5 stars because this was epic but big sad now that I can't binge anymore
5 stars: me too, i was thinking the same thing
Sounds like a great idea.
"taking every drug ever"
Immedietely after
"fuck geese"
Fantastic
yo, any1 from the misfits, tell toby that the moon landing joke hit. I loled irl
Rated 5 Stars: help there’s someone here I hear knocking
I love how its just 4 speds bantering for an hour
When do they record the podcasts???????
Rated 5 stars: this podcast provides a great distraction from the pain of performing the Alaskan pipeline on myself
Rated 5 stars: hey swagger do you know something about rolling down in the deep?
Rated 5 stars: Swagger made me give this 5 stars and I just wanna see my family again.
I used to make fun of fitz’ uploading gaps but Ngl I’m in the same boat rn😭😂 for literally the same reason. Guess Ima start a podcast and stream heavy to duck out editing too now🤷🏾♂️😂
5 stars I want to be swagger's mighty steed.
What microphones are those?
when they shoot air into your eye, yessss I hate that so much
cameron has really good posture 😭😭
@hyde bcs I am his mum 🧍🏼♀️
00:37:38 Its Osage, pronounced oh-sage (like the herb)
I’m about 45 minutes away from there!
Rated 5 stars: I like it.
Five stars. Did fitz get a haircut? Swagger too?
4:17 - 5:14 (about optometrist) swaggers fear of the eye doctors pressure machine is very relatable for me lol
Yea it’s so scary
I saw swaggers face in my dream and he’s a god
Rated 5 stars: The misgendering of Toby at the start of the episode really was the type of transphobic behavior I missed on this Podcast.
I was scrolling through the comments like did anyone else notice fitz said he
But I think she said that she goes by all pronouns so I guess its alright?
@@a.b4840 that's a relief if so, i wasn't expecting that little misgendering moment and it was rather jarring
For the record so I don't get canceled in whatever future job I'm doing this was a joke. An attempt at what I thought (and still think is funny). I have several non binary friends all of whom I respect. Its very easy to mess up pronouns it happens generally not a big deal if the person knows you're trying.
@@shanecoyle3676 haha don’t worry I know the Internet is all abt cancel culture and stuff but I think to most people it’s clear that most other people are respectful and just enjoy a bit of dark humor and stuff
i feel like toby would do a good matt lowne impression
Rated 5 five star I took too much molly last year now ill probably never feel happy again but you guys still don't fail to make me laugh each episode
Sat down and smoked some weed very relaxing
Rated 5 stars: I'm listening to this in a 3 hour train ride
my friend convince me, a couch potato, to go on the annapurna hiking circuit in nepal , the highest point of the trail was equal to Everest base camp. best worst thing i've ever done.
The guides were a mixed bag, mainly old dudes and a few handsome lads. Oh and weed grows wild in a lot of place over the trail. ye'd have a fun time in the citys like kathmandu (dudes trying to sell us drugs everywhere lol) and also probably hate me if you walked 200 km (124 miles)
Rated 5 Stars: Listening to this podcast reminds me why I pay my Bungerburg taxes
Rated 5 stars: I honestly love you guys with my whole heart
swagger drop kicked that fish in self defense-
Rated 5 stars: went to shit 5 mins in with my laptop and didnt leave until the ep was done
Bro with the mask's voice is wild
Rated 5 stars: Misfits seem really cool, i wish they were real
Whoa look at that lushish hair! It got so long, I haven't watched y'all for a hot while damn
See theres one part of this that I don’t get. At 2.03 “Think guy can’t see?”Or is it “think I can’t see” just as a tobi remark.