Melania Trump Headlines RNC Night 2 - Stephen Colbert's LIVE Monologue

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  • Stephen Colbert watched every minute of Night 2 of the Republican National Convention, an event he says resembled a racist spelling bee, so he could bring you this LIVE monologue breaking down the First Lady's address from the Rose Garden and the speeches by Eric Trump, Mike Pompeo and Rand Paul. #LateShowLIVE #RNC2020 #Monologue
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  • @lesleywall4186
    @lesleywall4186 Před 3 lety +173

    If a single mom is having to work three jobs to make ends meet, there is something drastically wrong with the system. When does she have time to be with her son?

    • @1heatdish
      @1heatdish Před 3 lety +19

      lesley wall Or, you know, sleep?

    • @ChicanoOne760
      @ChicanoOne760 Před 3 lety +8

      Kids stay with grandma.

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 Před 3 lety +21

      @Blacked Out Radio Yeah. Those lazy children. Get them up the chimneys. Have we no workhouses? Have we no prisons?

    • @cgordon1955
      @cgordon1955 Před 3 lety +8

      @Blacked Out Radio Speaking from your own experience, apparently.

    • @RM-ed1if
      @RM-ed1if Před 3 lety +10

      But Trump gets to add those 2 extra jobs to his "record" jobs numbers. So there's that...

  • @madisonelaine254
    @madisonelaine254 Před 3 lety +102

    Guilfoyles speech is ✨unsettling✨
    It makes me physically ill.

  • @lisakelly5698
    @lisakelly5698 Před 3 lety +26

    Oh my word! 😂I’m sitting here with tears streaming down my face & my sides hurting from laughter at Stephen’s Eric impression! Nailed it!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @bessiesteele4586
    @bessiesteele4586 Před 3 lety +28

    The Eric impression, it’s uncanny! 😂

  • @TrueSake
    @TrueSake Před 3 lety +152

    Melania is right, these last three years have been unforgettable... and in November we'll make sure it will NEVER happen again.

  • @72thughes
    @72thughes Před 3 lety +53

    Gavin Newsome was at home watching saying, "Damn, I sure am glad I dodged that batshit crazy bullet".

  • @1654username
    @1654username Před 3 lety +37

    'Narcissistic personality disorder' is a mental condition. “Symptoms include an excessive need for admiration, an inflated sense of one’s own importance, an excessive need for attention, exaggerated achievements and talents, disregard for other's feelings, belittling other people to make one’s self appear superior, taking advantage of others to get what one wants, inability to handle criticism, a sense of entitlement, and a lack of empathy for others.”…Remind you of anybody?

    • @albertschepis
      @albertschepis Před 3 lety

      If someone like that actually did good things he could be oddly excusable, but still impossible. He can't think and feel like he does and do good, even for himself or people he supposedly cares about, because he simply doesn't care... he has no values other than the love of money and he turns around and squanders that too. How a businessperson can be so undisciplined and disorganized and not end up on skid row is an anomaly at best, but he certainly shouldn't be a dog catcher let alone president. I just don't get how anyone thinks this man should be in any position of power or influence. If he was a cell, he'd be a cancer cell.

  • @oldschooloc2110
    @oldschooloc2110 Před 3 lety +26

    I fell out laughing when Stephen mentioned Mike Spence would be a keynote speaker and then fell back into a deep sleep. That was too funny! It's why I love Stephen.

    • @NitaMeToo
      @NitaMeToo Před 3 lety

      Me too! Lmao right now 🤣

  • @spartiguuts1630
    @spartiguuts1630 Před 3 lety +50

    When Stephen gets back into the studio I am going to miss hearing his wife laughing in the background. They are an adorable couple!

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Před 3 lety +104

    damn, it's easier to clean up an oil spill than this administration

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness Před 3 lety +65

    Stephen's take-down of Eric Trump was _brutal._
    absolutely savage.
    good stuff.

  • @tejadeja9542
    @tejadeja9542 Před 3 lety +49

    Stephen, your Eric Trump impersonation LITERALLY made my raspberry tea shoot outta my nose!!! thanks a lot dude, I’m fighting a sinus infection! 😂😂😂

  • @sophoenixrising2336
    @sophoenixrising2336 Před 3 lety +387

    'Guilfoyling' - when you try and make a Braveheart style speech but end up just scaring the horses.

    • @gregwren691
      @gregwren691 Před 3 lety +9

      Bluecher!

    • @janderson2556
      @janderson2556 Před 3 lety +7

      More of a Dwight from The Office speech...

    • @paulbourdon1236
      @paulbourdon1236 Před 3 lety +24

      I really thought she was going to turn into a gargoyle and fly around the auditorium!

    • @rongeerts9054
      @rongeerts9054 Před 3 lety +9

      Thanks for the chuckle Sophie! Bluecher!!! lol

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Před 3 lety +14

      Trump's version of Braveheart as he faces multiple criminal investigations - *_"It may take YOUR lives, but they'll never take... MY FREEDOM!"_*

  • @diewildemathilde4432
    @diewildemathilde4432 Před 3 lety +39

    The Eric Impression deserves an Oscar

  • @ThriftDiving
    @ThriftDiving Před 3 lety +58

    I looooovvvvee hearing his colleague laughing in the background!!!

  • @mesamkiv7960
    @mesamkiv7960 Před 3 lety +75

    “I hate these recitals! Which kid is this?!? Turfany or Malaria?!?” Brilliant!

  • @ricaard
    @ricaard Před 3 lety +93

    One of my rightie friends said to me, "I like Stephen better on his old show, when he wasn't political." I almost passed out from lack of oxygen, I was laughing so *hard!!!*

    • @bettymyers659
      @bettymyers659 Před 3 lety

      Really nerd

    • @sympthylost
      @sympthylost Před 3 lety +6

      Hats off to you for managing to hold on to a rightie friend in 2020.

    • @christopherdonahue1066
      @christopherdonahue1066 Před 3 lety +1

      @Agent Fungus Ive seen Colbert talk about those people but I highly doubt it's a majority of conservatives and if it was it was they didn't watch because no one who actually believed what Colbert's character claimed to would ever use the "arguments" he did to back up their "position." I watch media from the far left all the way to the far right and no, the "arguments/points" Colbert's character made came no where close to the arguments made by people who were actually conservative

    • @lisakelly5698
      @lisakelly5698 Před 3 lety

      @ricaard Clearly your friend was watching with the TV on mute! 😅

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před 3 lety

      Translation: "I like Stephen Colbert back when I wasn't making a *complete* ass out of myself."

  • @DukeSpaceRanger
    @DukeSpaceRanger Před 3 lety +18

    I hope you get through this America stay safe and look after one and other. Love from New Zealand ✌️

  • @bergy2201
    @bergy2201 Před 3 lety +13

    Dark and angry is the new motto of the Republican party.

    • @wendyflatt39
      @wendyflatt39 Před 3 lety

      LMAO...go the PBS newshour and actually WATCH the damn speeches for yourself. Dont ever get your news from a stupid man named Colbert...DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH.

  • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
    @BrianSmith-ez9kj Před 3 lety +12

    7:27- the Eric Trump Impression - Had me CRYING Laughing !! - and then it kept coming- so dang good Stephen

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 Před 3 lety +222

    Kimberly Guilfoyle reminds me of that old lady from North Korean State TV.

    • @madamelebuff
      @madamelebuff Před 3 lety +5

      Only that kind of blind, brainwashed propaganda is broadcast in communist countries. The US has become what it once despised.

    • @raviiyer3761
      @raviiyer3761 Před 3 lety +1

      Haha..that was awesome..

    • @alasdairwatson712
      @alasdairwatson712 Před 3 lety +1

      Gosh, you’re right! Well, that’s disturbing.

    • @vincentpadovano7855
      @vincentpadovano7855 Před 3 lety +1

      Isn't Kimberly a she- male????

    • @richardpierpoint7609
      @richardpierpoint7609 Před 3 lety

      @@vincentpadovano7855 More like a he-she...

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 Před 3 lety +164

    The Avengers intro just keeps getting better which I didn't think was possible.
    Toothbrush that needs replacing--- that 1 really got me, great job team Colbert!!!!

  • @liliethcameron7110
    @liliethcameron7110 Před 3 lety +17

    Mitch McConnell as Emperor Palpatine, lol, I can't take it.

  • @chandratyler9567
    @chandratyler9567 Před 3 lety +4

    Steven you killed me with laughter tonight. The Eric teeth, the mike pence sleeping. This show was hilarious ! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @h.m.d.2989
    @h.m.d.2989 Před 3 lety +256

    Just gloss over the three job thing, nothing to see here, just underpayed working class mother.

    • @margo3367
      @margo3367 Před 3 lety +20

      What or who does she use for childcare? That's another story the RNC isn't prepared to go into.

    • @cathieludemann5879
      @cathieludemann5879 Před 3 lety +20

      Works extra job bec trump cut off her food stamps and medical coverage for her child.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 3 lety +10

      Working 3 jobs for one child...

    • @marcuswalters8093
      @marcuswalters8093 Před 3 lety +23

      I thought the American dream was to have a good quality of life. Not work three jobs just to get by.

    • @KelvinLKY
      @KelvinLKY Před 3 lety +10

      and it did not occur to him that this was a problem...

  • @Emilymk97
    @Emilymk97 Před 3 lety +36

    I'm so glad he addressed her dressing for war.

  • @thereIsaidit123
    @thereIsaidit123 Před 3 lety +30

    Kimberly could be in the wrong convention she thought it was Wrestle Mania

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 Před 3 lety +38

    Stephen's wife laughing in the background is the best part of the COVID era

    • @fha1885
      @fha1885 Před 3 lety +1

      Agreed. I never liked Stephen in the studio, he looked too...brushed and polished...too stainless steel and hard to relate with. These shows are much better as he seems more relaxed. And funnier.

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 Před 3 lety

      @@fha1885 It definitely suits him and his style of humour better

  • @IndianaDrones
    @IndianaDrones Před 3 lety +231

    Who loves the "America Endgame" intro video? ..this guy, for one!

  • @magnetiktrax
    @magnetiktrax Před 3 lety +169

    The dear leader's family singing his praises on national TV at a political event. Not at _all_ like North Korea. 🙄

    • @ChicanoOne760
      @ChicanoOne760 Před 3 lety +8

      Great observation.

    • @felixndayisdebologne9725
      @felixndayisdebologne9725 Před 3 lety +10

      North-Korea is complaining for cultural appropriation

    • @christopherdonahue1066
      @christopherdonahue1066 Před 3 lety +1

      Im sure you felt the 2012 Democratic convention was like North Korea too where they praised Obama on national tv, or the 1996 Democratic convention where they praised Clinton. This is I is done in a convention does when its the party trying to elect someone to a second term. How dumb do you have to be to not know that. And no im not a Trump supporter, im a cannabis using, welfare receiving atheist. I just criticize where its due and not for things everyone does.

    • @sauce1101
      @sauce1101 Před 3 lety +6

      @@christopherdonahue1066 Obama's daughters and Chelsea Clinton never spoke at a DNC. Maybe because talented and accomplished people were willing to associate with those Presidents. But probably because they were kids.
      So you're not making any sense. That's what the comment claimed. Not just "singing praises" but HIS FAMILY singing praises.
      Cannabis using has nothing to do with your politics. Weird claim.

    • @sauce1101
      @sauce1101 Před 3 lety +5

      @@christopherdonahue1066 oh God. "Canmabis using, welfare recieving"
      You're describing most Republican voters in Alabama. No wonder you're so transparent.

  • @MLIOGJXNUYAT
    @MLIOGJXNUYAT Před 3 lety +31

    "traditionally" isn't the point. Pompeo violated the Hatch Act.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 Před 3 lety +11

      Multiple SERIOUS HATCH ACT VIOLATIONS every night of this RNC. Trump and his family believe they are above the law. Lets prove them wrong in November.

    • @HTtwentyten
      @HTtwentyten Před 3 lety

      Democrats have violated the Hatch Act as well. No charges will be pressed, because it will take everyone down.

    • @zoeherriot
      @zoeherriot Před 3 lety +4

      @@HTtwentyten You got a specific one? I mean, it's possible - but Pompeo was the first Secretary of State in history to talk at a convention. The memo on this says they should not even attend the convention, let alone speak at one.

    • @HTtwentyten
      @HTtwentyten Před 3 lety

      @@zoeherriot I don't have names, but there were cabinet-level people speaking at Obama's 2012 DNC. I doubt the Trump admin. would do something like this if they didn't have firm legal precedent on their side. They have the GOP and all its resources behind them.

    • @zoeherriot
      @zoeherriot Před 3 lety +4

      @@HTtwentyten you doubt the GOP would do something like this unless they had firm legal precedent on their side? Really? The GOP? Well... they don't have legal precedent on their side. What they did appears to be illegal. And just because someone else did something illegal, doesn't automatically make it fine for them to do it to. So the DNC in 2012 - that was stretching the law, for sure - but it probably did not violate the hatch act because none of the cabinet members did on camera presentations, and it wasn't held in a federal building. I would still condone them being penalised if it was considered illegal though.
      But Pompeo has no such recourse - it's pretty black and white and he even went against his own memo to the state department on presidential appointees even being allowed to attend a convention.
      But... seriously - the GOP just break the law every goddam minute (especially Trump) -It's one problem I have with the DNC. THey tend not to break the law, and don't take the GOP to task properly for doing so - and so they are not playing on a level playing field. It's a weakness on their part:
      Things that GOP and Trump have done that are illegal in the past few months:
      Deliberately slowed the mail
      Kellyanne Conway has repeatedly violated the hatch act
      Trump and Ivanka used the office of the president to endorse a product
      Attempted to use a federal building for a partisan event
      Appear to have attempted to use the presidency to impact a business (Amazon)
      We have confirmation FROM THE GOP that Trump probably lied to Mueller
      Trump tried to get the FBI building moved so that it would not be possible to have a competing hotel near his hotel
      Trump is continually taking funds into his private properties from the government (and artificially raising prices) while doing so
      The firing of the AG in NY was probably illegal (to be determined)
      Chad Wolf appointment - illegal
      Like - the list goes on and on and on - and don't for a second think the DNC has anything on Trump when it comes to illegality. They just don't have it in them.

  • @geterpriffin
    @geterpriffin Před 3 lety +10

    When you list your own family members as references on a resume because you have no other people who can realistically and honesty vouch for you.

    • @wendyflatt39
      @wendyflatt39 Před 3 lety

      i think biden did the same thibg didn't he? lets see...he had his wife AND BOTH HIS SURVIVING KIDS give speeches....Trump has more kids dubass

    • @geterpriffin
      @geterpriffin Před 3 lety +1

      @@wendyflatt39 Whoa whoa, no need to get testy. I didn't mention anyone in particular, but since you automatically assume I solely meant Trump, well, you know what happens when you assume. You make an 'ass' out of yourself.

  • @NoelBuller
    @NoelBuller Před 3 lety +416

    Colbert's impressions of Eric caused me to wake up my wife with my cackling.

    • @samlopez6176
      @samlopez6176 Před 3 lety +13

      Thank you for the heads up...don't want to wake-up my kids. Have no intention to make breakfast at 3'something in the morning.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 3 lety +11

      Eric "I plead the 5th" Trump

    • @samlopez6176
      @samlopez6176 Před 3 lety +5

      Update--- nope it didn't work....thank goodness all individual AC are on in each of our rooms.

    • @johnnyc4738
      @johnnyc4738 Před 3 lety +8

      @@samlopez6176 Just commit to it... By the time you're ALL done laughing, breakfast will still happen, on schedule. 🤣

    • @sonnygivens4549
      @sonnygivens4549 Před 3 lety +6

      I saw Rudy Giuliani more than Eric

  • @hamzamahmood9749
    @hamzamahmood9749 Před 3 lety +139

    Stephen's eric kills me every time 😂😂

  • @leefrankel4191
    @leefrankel4191 Před 3 lety +3

    Stephen, thank goodness for A Late Show. Otherwise, I’d be weeping all the time.

  • @laurastevenson9380
    @laurastevenson9380 Před 3 lety +18

    I’m more worried about what’s going to happen after the election. America is a tinder box right now.

    • @albertschepis
      @albertschepis Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, things do not look good at all. Every morning I wake up and get an overwhelming wave of dread. This is awful.

    • @willschultz5452
      @willschultz5452 Před 3 lety +2

      Either way things are going to get worse 😔. Trump won't go without a fight and his gun toting degenerates are going to hit the streets

    • @dritan68
      @dritan68 Před 3 lety +2

      If you borrow millions from The banks and don’t pay it back you’re committing bank robbery .

    • @albertschepis
      @albertschepis Před 3 lety +2

      @@dritan68 Exactly, but the way Trump and his kind think of it, if you get away with it, it's alright. It's the old idiom "There's a sucker born every minute." They not only depend on that in order to swindle others, but to go ahead and be swindled themselves.

  • @MarkSultanaX2
    @MarkSultanaX2 Před 3 lety +297

    "People talk loud when they wanna act smart right?"
    "Correct!"

  • @andrewnetherton652
    @andrewnetherton652 Před 3 lety +32

    Anyone notice that they never wipe down that podium between speakers, an object they're collectively touching and breathing onto?

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice Před 3 lety

      Andrew Netherton exactly......

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před 3 lety +13

      Is it bad that I’ve got my fingers crossed?

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day Před 3 lety +7

      @@MyMarsham
      Covid 19: (winking) Nope....not at all.

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day Před 3 lety +3

      Covid 19 smoking a cigarette and smiling: I sure did!

    • @carladehaas7866
      @carladehaas7866 Před 3 lety

      There's hope.

  • @markduncan1144
    @markduncan1144 Před 3 lety +31

    I could never, EVER get tired of the Eric Trump impression.

    • @kellym9190
      @kellym9190 Před 3 lety

      Me too, I remember thinking the first time he brought out that gag that he should do it more often. Sometimes, a comedian you like will do more beaver-face shctick about the least important president’s least important son, and you’ll get to say that your dream came true! 😂

    • @albertschepis
      @albertschepis Před 3 lety

      I have to say I feel it's the one thing that's a little too mean, but I can't help but laugh anyway, and that's the intent. He's not exactly a man of substance or consequence anyway.

  • @nHans
    @nHans Před 3 lety +33

    10:35: “She dressed to impress ... or to *_command the Soviet tank corps!”_* 🤣 Spot on! 🎯
    Her dress, her eyes, her tragic situation ... I found myself humming Elton John’s _Nikita:_
    🎵 _With eyes that looked like ice on fire_
    _The human heart a captive in the snow_
    _Oh Nikita, you will never know_ ... 🎵

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Před 3 lety

      Should have made fun of Big Mike at Democratic convention.

  • @debicadude
    @debicadude Před 3 lety +49

    His wifes laughter makes me laugh even harder and im so happy for them! What a couple!

  • @alexanderwesthuis3486
    @alexanderwesthuis3486 Před 3 lety +231

    guilfoyle's speech reminded me of a certain austian motivational speaker in the 1930's

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day Před 3 lety +19

      There are so many memes online about Guilfoyle's speech. They are hilarious! 😅😅

    • @yticivam
      @yticivam Před 3 lety +3

      MLG HELP thank garp memes are silent.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan Před 3 lety +9

      "Austrian".
      -Or "Auschwitzian"-

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mlghelp2day I kept going back to watch it.
      I think I'm still not convinced it really happened.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před 3 lety +14

      Could Kimberley Goebbels Guilfoyle screams have been any louder? Seriously I had the speakers on low. & I could hear the Banshee screaming, screeching & yelling from 3 rooms away. 🗣📢📣😖

  • @jamoore418
    @jamoore418 Před 3 lety +11

    when he falls asleep in the middle of saying Mike Pence 😭

    • @ronjohnson21
      @ronjohnson21 Před 3 lety +2

      Imagine a sleep-aide named after him...

  • @steve20118
    @steve20118 Před 3 lety +6

    As they say "Next year...IN PRISON!"

  • @onc2008
    @onc2008 Před 3 lety +50

    I want to thank the cast of The Late Show for suffering through the RNC. I tried, I threw up early on and had to turn it off

  • @akenyanwoman
    @akenyanwoman Před 3 lety +415

    Seriously! Fix the part where the Mom is working three jobs, then we'll talk.

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah i wonder if the mom wasnt really wrking 3 jobs...maybe 2 jobs🤔

    • @waypointb
      @waypointb Před 3 lety +12

      @@mlghelp2day Three means at least two of them are probably part time. And given how much hours had been cut even before the pandemic that's not exactly unheard of.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Před 3 lety +27

      Not even just working 3 jobs, but working 3 jobs and still falls below the poverty line to qualify for assistance. That's crazy. Let me guess their solution......... More tax cuts for billionaires and corporations. It hasn't worked the last hundred times, but it will if we just do it more. Contrary to claims, minimum wage IS supposed to be able to be lived off of. And lived off of decently. The "get a higher education" besides not being feasible for everyone, was also supposed to be to live well. Not just to be able to get by on.

    • @BNA_Est.1988
      @BNA_Est.1988 Před 3 lety +10

      Im surprised they didn’t drag her for being a single mother.

    • @RubelliteFae
      @RubelliteFae Před 3 lety +1

      Dems haven't fixed the problem these past three decades, why would they suddenly start under the most conservative candidate they've put forward so far?
      www.politicalcompass.org/uselection2020

  • @mothercissebobote4754
    @mothercissebobote4754 Před 3 lety +91

    American Citizenship? Well my friend is giving hers away FOR FREEEEEEEEE, and no one wants it.

    • @generalxanos
      @generalxanos Před 3 lety +14

      @Karen R Good spilling!

    • @generalxanos
      @generalxanos Před 3 lety +3

      @Karen R Seriously, are you 4? Or just north korean? Where did Trump outsource his election fraud empire for this election? "Where in the world is Crimin Sandiego?"
      Lets drop sanctions against russia, let them join G7, they only stole a little piece of Crimea, Putin is put-out, c'mon everybody, somebody pick him!

    • @mamamiriama4743
      @mamamiriama4743 Před 3 lety

      It's not free. It costs $2350.

    • @mothercissebobote4754
      @mothercissebobote4754 Před 3 lety

      @@mamamiriama4743 I don't know if you get the drill, I don't care about how much it costs. The point is: it's of no VALUE....

    • @natejordan513
      @natejordan513 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes they do because this is the best and the most free country on earth!

  • @Swordtee40
    @Swordtee40 Před 3 lety +11

    Eric said "dead' so much in the clip, sounded like he was saying "DAD".

  • @erikpl6402
    @erikpl6402 Před 3 lety +47

    "I hate these recitals, which one of my children is this? Is that Turfany or Malaria?"
    Spat out my coffee over that one. :-D

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 Před 3 lety +1063

    I slept under my bed last night after watching Kimberly Guilfoyle's blood curdling screams at the RNC.😲

  • @marthareis5873
    @marthareis5873 Před 3 lety +47

    The thing that is really scary about Stephen Miller's cameo is his actual face.

  • @wisammoeali
    @wisammoeali Před 3 lety +17

    when johnny Carson was the king of all talk shows back in 80's I used to get his VHS to watch in Baghdad,I might be the only guy in Iraq knew about Carson and loved him.then Carson resigned in 1992 I was upset ;add to that my town became a war zone!! So it was rough time .But then I found out about David Letterman ..he was my joy on VHS then on satellite in 90's but he also resigned in 2014 ,I almost went nut specially Robin William died in same year .But thanks god, fortunately I have Stephen Colbert otherwise i would go crazy .Carson ,Letterman and Colbert are the best remedy to put up with this fucking world .

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Před 3 lety +164

    The first time I saw Kimberly Guilfoyel's, whatever that was, I legitly thought it was an SNL skit.

    • @soni-switch5270
      @soni-switch5270 Před 3 lety +7

      Oh god, that's way too accurate

    • @sfguidry1959
      @sfguidry1959 Před 3 lety +6

      I think she damaged my hearing...I saw blood.

    • @sandrastrawn6003
      @sandrastrawn6003 Před 3 lety +5

      Just wait for SNL

    • @415hispfemale
      @415hispfemale Před 3 lety

      Haha. So true! But, what’s with cobber? He just seems so....pissed off? I mean he hates trump so much, it prevents him from being funny. He should stick with more of like a newscaster which I believe he started out as?

    • @margaritrodriguez5647
      @margaritrodriguez5647 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too!

  • @GoGreen1977
    @GoGreen1977 Před 3 lety +23

    Thank you, Stephen, for sacrificing your soul while watching the RNC, so I don't have to!

  • @deborahmclean6622
    @deborahmclean6622 Před rokem +2

    Watching this today is hilarious, you are brilliant.

  • @jeffpagan7735
    @jeffpagan7735 Před 3 lety +110

    Why did she dress like a dictator

    • @lynnstlaurent6789
      @lynnstlaurent6789 Před 3 lety +4

      Jeff Pagan she’s dressed like Fidel and trumpy had on high heels and bell bottoms that were too short for his grand entrance to the immigration ceremony.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 Před 3 lety +12

      Maybe she was trying to give the country a hint of where a second trump term will be like.

    • @gingercat777
      @gingercat777 Před 3 lety +15

      You can take the girl out of the Authoritarian regime..but you can't take the Authoritarianism out of the girl.

    • @dragonflysutra3232
      @dragonflysutra3232 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gingercat777 haha

    • @madelineo8624
      @madelineo8624 Před 3 lety +2

      She wants to be taken seriously.

  • @JoeLaFon3
    @JoeLaFon3 Před 3 lety +128

    When she says "the best is yet to come" I got legit end of the world vibes

    • @Pokingthebear999
      @Pokingthebear999 Před 3 lety +2

      Donald Trump JR speech, We are here tonight to talk about the great american story, "The land of broken campaign promises, low paying jobs and to honored our war heros such as Edward Gallighar and Clint Lorance. Yes, It's all the radicals left wing false. "The Best Is Yet To Come"😭

    • @rsalas01
      @rsalas01 Před 3 lety +9

      More like The Hunger Games vibes - she forgot to close with “may the odds be ever in your favor”

    • @sandyfrye115
      @sandyfrye115 Před 3 lety

      Raging Brainer lol

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Před 3 lety +3

      I got this vibe that we had, like, "three days to stop the moon from falling into the earth."
      And the music started playing faster. Felt like I had less time.
      I'm trying to be silly about it but like. I'm getting the same anxiety tingles, but. This isn't a game. This is real life.
      Uh oh.

    • @jamesjones2015
      @jamesjones2015 Před 3 lety

      @@robsuffridge9298 look at what Americans have done to African Americans. What's the difference please explain

  • @ajfamily206
    @ajfamily206 Před 3 lety +82

    I am enjoying the gigling of Stephen Colbert’s wife. She indeed replaced the laughing crows :)

    • @c2757
      @c2757 Před 8 měsíci

      Very true but personally I prefer chuckling chickens to laughing crows.

  • @fredflints
    @fredflints Před 3 lety +4

    "Which one of my children is this?" LOL

  • @oilpntr
    @oilpntr Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks! I needed the laughter-oh, you couldn’t hear it? Trust I roared

  • @dontmindme633
    @dontmindme633 Před 3 lety +44

    I love how they claim that a man that has tweeted over 140 times in a 24 hour period, works tirelessly for the American people. This man has played golf almost 300 times since becoming president, so almost a year of his term was spent golfing. At an expense of around 150 million in taxpayer money. Seems a strange way to work tirelessly for the American people.

    • @broddr
      @broddr Před 3 lety +1

      The same guy who regularly rage tweeted about all the time Obama spent golfing. Which, of course, was a fraction of the time hypocritical Humpty Trumpty has wasted.

    • @peggybrown9224
      @peggybrown9224 Před 3 lety

      The American people are working tirelessly for him so he can play golf. He never expected you to really think he meant HE was going to be working tirelessly for us....not when he's got 30 million saps to do for him.....

    • @howardbiel5290
      @howardbiel5290 Před 3 lety +1

      The country would be better if he encouraged him to play more golf...much more golf...

    • @broddr
      @broddr Před 3 lety +1

      Howard Biel - that’s Trump’s one good feature. He’s a sociopath but, like a Disney villain, he’s easily distracted. I am always a little relieved when Trump is rage tweeting or golfing, because it means that he isn’t, at that moment, working to destroy America’s environment or democracy.

  • @bl1429
    @bl1429 Před 3 lety +66

    Melania won't even hold his hand in public. Many times, it shows her pulling away from him. How can you respect someone that you can't stand being around.

    • @williamshatner5869
      @williamshatner5869 Před 3 lety +1

      Well she is still there , unless it's going to be another October surprise 😁
      Oh and what a surprise that would be.

    • @PointBlanc1231
      @PointBlanc1231 Před 3 lety

      Gosh! You hate her because she does not hate her husband like you do. She is obviously a strong, mature and secure woman. They don't need to look into eachothers eyes and hold hands like the Clintons and Obamas do to make a point that mummy and daddy are still in love, can't you all see...Lol

    • @madelineo8624
      @madelineo8624 Před 3 lety

      Remember she was a model & she fall in love with Trumps mind. That says it all.

    • @realtalkproductions
      @realtalkproductions Před 3 lety +1

      Debbie Menon there’s literally multiple footage of her swiping trump to not hold his hand as his attempts fail several times. So your statement wld make sense if Trump wasn’t trying to display minor public affection. It’s quite clear on videos how she feel abt him.

    • @nataliedelagrandiere4022
      @nataliedelagrandiere4022 Před 3 lety

      @@madelineo8624 I love your sarcastic remark about dumb head.

  • @meiyuezhou
    @meiyuezhou Před 3 lety +4

    I laughed so much, while Stephen plays Eric.

  • @dstephens9327
    @dstephens9327 Před 3 lety +3

    OMG! Your Eric impressions are hysterical!!!! 😂 so funny!

  • @alanreader5808
    @alanreader5808 Před 3 lety +49

    I don't know how you stay so cheerful and funny, Steven. A wee dram I suspect. Anyway, keep it up and cheers from New Zealand.

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm thinking we all need more than a wee dram.

  • @digitalbookworm5678
    @digitalbookworm5678 Před 3 lety +57

    It's funny that Pence SHOWS OFF the fact that the lady had to work 3 jobs to afford her son's charter school education. 😎

    • @berniecom728
      @berniecom728 Před 3 lety +2

      And she working all those three jobs under Trumps watch so much for three years plus of promises

    • @bettymyers659
      @bettymyers659 Před 3 lety +1

      well why don't you help her out.

    • @natejordan513
      @natejordan513 Před 3 lety

      It’s not funny she just worked hard for it and u didn’t

  • @peforster6725
    @peforster6725 Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for the laughs from beginning to end, Steven!

  • @oldschooloc2110
    @oldschooloc2110 Před 3 lety +2

    Stephen, this intro is so accurate and excellent! Your team has out done themselves! I'm really enjoying this. Thank God for good comedy.

  • @cweissable
    @cweissable Před 3 lety +39

    The whole Eric thing is so funny.

  • @coreylong4855
    @coreylong4855 Před 3 lety +22

    "He continued to look back on the present"
    Had me rolling idk why

  • @aliciajones9188
    @aliciajones9188 Před 3 lety +2

    Only Stephen Colbert can make me laugh 😂 and cry in times like this!!!

  • @MultiMatini
    @MultiMatini Před 3 lety

    You are the best . Thank you 🙏

  • @jaysinversion1
    @jaysinversion1 Před 3 lety +43

    BAHAHAHAHA, Those faces and the comments....my stomach hurt from laughing. Thank you for being a light during this dark election!

  • @kurushi857
    @kurushi857 Před 3 lety +348

    Seriously, the way they talk about trump sounds exactly like the way a nation would talk about a dictator.

    • @SPaZchAOs
      @SPaZchAOs Před 3 lety +34

      It's incredible, isn't it? Half the people in my country are too blind to realize he is a quasi-dictator.

    • @gerhardhauer7858
      @gerhardhauer7858 Před 3 lety +2

      🤔

    • @colleen1750
      @colleen1750 Před 3 lety +2

      Yep.

    • @GKA11111
      @GKA11111 Před 3 lety +1

      You sound like a little girl

    • @evanbarnes9984
      @evanbarnes9984 Před 3 lety +9

      @@GKA11111 the little girls I teach also recognize that Trump is trying to be a dictator, though, so why is that supposed to be an insult? Clearly they're more aware than you are

  • @haroldpinteresque4460
    @haroldpinteresque4460 Před 3 lety +7

    Not one person in the audience wore a mask. A round of applause to all the brave Herman Cains in the house! May they RIP.

    • @wendyflatt39
      @wendyflatt39 Před 3 lety

      um that is a media lie...i saw plenty of masks in the audience. Don't use Colbert as your news source dude

  • @cisco8650
    @cisco8650 Před 3 lety +22

    I really gotta wonder what Republicans would have said if Melania was a Democratic president's third wife.

    • @DD-d6d3
      @DD-d6d3 Před 3 lety +1

      How often do you think we'd be seeing her mostly-nude photos from her twenties?

    • @ronjohnson21
      @ronjohnson21 Před 3 lety

      🤔

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 Před 3 lety +2

      @jason cole interesting. So she can understand "take off your top" in five different languages? Gotta love that😂

  • @a.s.3567
    @a.s.3567 Před 3 lety +10

    Hilarious. Thank You for always making us laugh through these dark days.

  • @runswithwolves61
    @runswithwolves61 Před 3 lety +189

    Kimberly Guilfoyle: Does she think she's performing the title role in "Evita"?

    • @sassydiva7821
      @sassydiva7821 Před 3 lety +4

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @pennymitchell8523
      @pennymitchell8523 Před 3 lety +6

      ...and everyone was crying

    • @ironsnowflake1076
      @ironsnowflake1076 Před 3 lety +11

      _DON'T CRY FOR ME AAAAMEERICA!!!_
      _THE TRUTH IS, I NEVER GAVE A SHI...._
      🎶🎶🎶😁

    • @robertquick6690
      @robertquick6690 Před 3 lety +6

      It was more effective in the original 1936 German.

    • @ludicrousone8706
      @ludicrousone8706 Před 3 lety +4

      @@robertquick6690 No women doing politics in 1936 Germany.🤔 So there is progress on the proto fascist side.

  • @altonellsworth6822
    @altonellsworth6822 Před 3 lety +9

    That milking technology has been around for years.

  • @jvoet123
    @jvoet123 Před 3 lety +1

    I haven't watched your show in awhile. I got 1:30 into this monologue and now I remember why.

  • @skyclimber7
    @skyclimber7 Před 3 lety +210

    Second night of the rnc convention without the national anthem. Do Republicans hate America or something?

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day Před 3 lety +37

      One of these nights they may play the anthem song of Russia lol😅😅

    • @gregpendrey6711
      @gregpendrey6711 Před 3 lety +9

      @Universe Onesong good one!

    • @jarchdm
      @jarchdm Před 3 lety

      Here it is. czcams.com/video/AOAtz8xWM0w/video.html

    • @jaimegarcia8447
      @jaimegarcia8447 Před 3 lety

      they do. too many blacks and latinos.

    • @johnnyc4738
      @johnnyc4738 Před 3 lety +9

      Republicans don't hate America...
      Just *certain* Americans. 🇺🇲🙁😡🇺🇲

  • @bevmota5811
    @bevmota5811 Před 3 lety +39

    That Kimberly lady got me scared with her screaming and yelling.

    • @Pinkladie2002
      @Pinkladie2002 Před 3 lety +1

      She thinks she is Evita...

    • @KaiChao1005
      @KaiChao1005 Před 3 lety +1

      Kim was auditioning for the role of Rita Repulsa on the Power Rangers reboot.

  • @greghuber2886
    @greghuber2886 Před 3 lety

    Thank you, Stephen!

  • @tannaorr4133
    @tannaorr4133 Před 3 lety

    Thank you! I needed this!

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 Před 3 lety +333

    *"Jack's mom Sarah, who works three jobs to support her son..."*
    Yeah, that's the problem right there, isn't it?
    What do you say? That isn't a problem? Well,...if you say so, Mikey...

    • @FlameAdder
      @FlameAdder Před 3 lety +24

      This is why they lie most of the time - telling the truth just ends up making them look worse

    • @littlelady12
      @littlelady12 Před 3 lety +26

      Cause single parenting isn’t also a full time job?!

    • @hmmcinerney
      @hmmcinerney Před 3 lety +26

      They want people working three jobs, which gives them little workplace protections.

    • @ThePauprinceaz09
      @ThePauprinceaz09 Před 3 lety +17

      @@littlelady12
      3 jobs...... 3
      Including parenting would be 4
      not saying that it's not possible but let's just think for a moment
      during covid-19 pandemic Just curious what kind of jobs is she working how much money is she possibly making on 3 jobs and what time does she have for that little boy if she's the only parent present too many variables who's babysitting is the kid going around Grandma and Grandpa excetera excetera

    • @lindatisue733
      @lindatisue733 Před 3 lety +17

      Yes, three jobs... that means she probably doesn't have health insurance, and no vacation time. In Sweden, there is a law that even parttime workers get the same benefits as full time. For example, vacation time, a temporary worker gets 13% added on to the base pay. Makes it so businesses can't play the "parttime, no benefits game."

  • @ChrisSztybel
    @ChrisSztybel Před 3 lety +43

    This monologue is legend. The Eric impression spot on.

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 Před 3 lety +64

    Twump’s America = mom of the poor little boy got to work 3 jobs to pay the bills. Meanwhile Twump doesn’t even do one job

    • @karlfisher1864
      @karlfisher1864 Před 3 lety +4

      Be careful what you ask for! You want Trump to do more? Karl

    • @bettymyers659
      @bettymyers659 Před 3 lety +1

      James, you want to help make America great again? Think before you speak, your family will love you for it.

    • @natejordan513
      @natejordan513 Před 3 lety +2

      Unemployment at its all time low when trumps president awesome isn’t it😁

    • @diyselfers2409
      @diyselfers2409 Před 3 lety +1

      LOL- so true !

    • @diyselfers2409
      @diyselfers2409 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bettymyers659 How about telling foul mouth Donny and gang too, huh ?

  • @KiKiabout
    @KiKiabout Před 3 lety +2

    So funny... Thank you!

  • @sloetree
    @sloetree Před 3 lety +269

    Melania, you don't have to go to Africa to learn something about inhumanity: just go to Wisconsin and listen to what Mr.Blake's three little boys have to say!

    • @DrDespicable
      @DrDespicable Před 3 lety +31

      She doesn't have to go ANYWHERE to learn about inhumanity - she's getting a fucking master class right there in the White House.

    • @charlesl.moukoko2832
      @charlesl.moukoko2832 Před 3 lety +7

      sloetree you're totally right

    • @architech02
      @architech02 Před 3 lety +9

      She already have a front row seat in the white house, the oval office to be exact

    • @erichoberg3502
      @erichoberg3502 Před 3 lety +4

      @LM Parker Even plastic sex dolls don't expect a mushroom.

    • @rongeerts9054
      @rongeerts9054 Před 3 lety +1

      So sad but so true....

  • @brucehicks5817
    @brucehicks5817 Před 3 lety +31

    Being American used to come with bragging rights.
    Now... (exhales)

    • @33lex55
      @33lex55 Před 3 lety +7

      maybe that's the only good thing coming out of this..no more bragging rights..

  • @lifeontheedge2444
    @lifeontheedge2444 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for making me laugh everyday!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @orchidlilly7518
    @orchidlilly7518 Před 3 lety

    Your the best, thanks Stephen*

  • @wulfsaga2
    @wulfsaga2 Před 3 lety +21

    'The best YET to come....'
    Why its not coming during first 4 years ? 🤔

  • @shirleysenkler781
    @shirleysenkler781 Před 3 lety +33

    Steve, my thought on the Mom with 3 jobs was why does she have to work 3 jobs to survive? I think you have the same thought as me one that one.
    Love your imitation of Eric the dweeb.
    Melania, we won't forget the last 3 1/2 years either, they have been a total nightmare!

  • @Black_Rose5102
    @Black_Rose5102 Před 3 lety +6

    Watching RNC is like watching Hunger game.

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 Před 3 lety +3

    Can NOT wait until November 3, 2020 to see the end of this TRAINWRECK!!!!

  • @evanhughes7609
    @evanhughes7609 Před 3 lety +157

    Eric comes out with all gums blazing. Quite an achievement being the poster child for gingivitis AND cretinism.

    • @RichardFreeberg
      @RichardFreeberg Před 3 lety +5

      Eric, poster child for birth control. Or better yet, abstinence...

    • @E-Liza-sg3ty
      @E-Liza-sg3ty Před 3 lety +1

      I am hear lmao at all these comments. Hilarious

    • @frankmalinaro9700
      @frankmalinaro9700 Před 3 lety +3

      the whole family has gonorrhea of the brain and discharge is oozing out of their mouths.

    • @J-BKing
      @J-BKing Před 3 lety +1

      *dies on the inside* 😆😆😆

    • @susanaberbach9710
      @susanaberbach9710 Před 3 lety

      Kudos to u guys, you have a gut to listen this sham convention...but wait wait, added bonus you make me laughed to tears.
      In a serious note, Republicans & Democrats let’s unite vote 🗳 Biden & Harris in November 3,2020
      Bring back civility, policy in place in times of pandemic, crises and disaster against humanity.

  • @rashmikarkada4460
    @rashmikarkada4460 Před 3 lety +15

    Does anyone else get Handmaids Tale vibes from this convention

  • @mickeymouse4351
    @mickeymouse4351 Před 3 lety

    Boy, Stephen you hit it out of the New York Stadium!!!
    I couldn't watch the RNC last night so I tune in to your show as always, to see If I missed anything...
    Which I didn't, not surprised, loved your take on the highlights!!! See you back here for tonight!

  • @dawnsilverlaws6496
    @dawnsilverlaws6496 Před 3 lety +25

    Kim Gargoyl is a synthetic screamer who wakes the dead with her voice