2SICH 11/10 + complete wardrobe + if music career fails, I see you acting + you made me smile big - kerry beard had no blond outgrow + best video of the day
Legend has it Dave Mustaine doesn't actually know where he is, he's too busy focussing on not making mistakes, they just pick him up on a forklift from rehearsals onto the stage, plug him in and he goes
Shockingly accurate. the only exception is that with Daron you didnt have cosmic coke eyes the size of a dinner plate but I completely understand if you didnt wanna commit to the role fully by spending the night with your head locked inside a briefcase filled with all of the drugs.
Buckethead: +No anxiety because people can't see your face. +You can make guitarists cry while only using one hand +Nobody knows what your face looks like -being able to look at your fretboard is for people who don't practice 40 hours a day!
James Hetfield: widest stance imaginable while not falling over, end every phrase with "-eah," "yeah" as much as possible, discard right forearm and replace with a pick attached to a jackhammer. Gary Holt: speedrun breaking your own neck 100% glitchless
> widest stance imaginable while not falling over Until they got Trujillo, who's got an even wider stance, while angrily asserting dominance with bass and facial expressions.
Tom Morello... +shreds like hell in addition to being ridiculously innovative w/ pedals and techniques +delivers incredibly eloquent and courageous messages with no concern for his fame or reputation The one about taking his guitar off is $$$$ Dimebag +BAMFOAT (don't even try to @ me about this, you are wrong)
The Yngwie one was so on point; and it made me think he just have stole it from you or some other lady because it’s very lady like. Nice idea for a video!
2:08 ! YES! YES! YES! YES!! I was AMAZED you were able to actually reproduce it! It's where I looked to begin with! And then the minuses came in! YOU ARE AWESOME AND HILARIOUS! XD \m/
I lost it when you tied your hair to make Kerry’s beard HAHA You made a point on how painful is to watch Dave’s posture but Willie Adler’s picking hand is the most painful thing to watch on earth xd
Christian Andreu: honestly purty accurate Devin Townsend: perfectly captures his expressions 10/10 Dave Mustaine: Just looking at the posture feels like I pulled my back muscles Dimebag Darell: Slightly bent knees are on point Tom Morello: hat Kerry King: I can't tell a fukim difference Willie Adler: THAT PICKING HAND Fredrik Thordendal: A+ effort for trying to headbang in time Daron Malakian: I got dizzy just by watching as well Yngwie Malmsteen: Perfect body movements
Adam Jones: +almost no mistakes +great pick attack +awesome silver hair +awesome tone -doesn't produce oxygen, despite acting like a tree -stage decoration
0:06 Кристиан Андрю (9/10) + Улыбаешься людям + Люди улыбаются тебе + Когда мотаешь волосами, это охлаждает потную шею - Если ты не Кристиан Андрю из Gojira, скорее всего, никто тебе не улыбнется в ответ 0:25 Девин Таунсенд (10/10) + Сам кайфуешь + Все тебя удивляет + Классная музыка + Жить хорошо + Мы - слово, мы - надежда Мы счастливы, что можем подпевать песне (текст песни Kingdom) 0:47 Дейв Мастейн (8/10) + Когда смотришь на гриф, делаешь меньше ошибок + Не тратишь лишней энергии + Если потренироваться, то можно и вздремнуть во время песни - Больно смотреть на неудобную позу 1:01 Даймбэг Дэрелл (9/10) + Устойчивая поза + Излучаешь уверенность - Неподходящее выражения лица, если играешь христианский рок 1:19 Том Морелло (6/10) + Гитара близко к сердцу + Ты качевый + Привлекаешь внимание - Девушки не в восторге - Снять гитару - миссия невыполнима 1:34 Керри Кинг (6/10) + Никто в группе не жалуется, что недостаточно трясешь башкой - Сильные головные боли после первого концерта 1:52 Вилли Адлер (8/10) + Уверенное поведение на сцене + Игра не мешает концентрации - КАК ТАК ДЕРЖАТЬ МЕДИАТОР 2:13 Фредрик Тордендаль (7/10) + Можно медитировать и никто даже не заметит + Можно спокойно мечтать о шведских фрикадельках + Ты сконцентрирован - Волосы на лице - Скорее всего, никто не помнит тебя в лицо 2:36 Дарон Малакян (4/10) + Отличная зарядка для пресса - Крутиться вообще не весело - Остальные в группе тебя сторонятся 2:52 Ингве Мальмстин (7/10) + Потрясающая сценическая манера + Все смотрят на тебя, а не на вокалиста - Носить лосины в +32 - плохая идея - Сестра постоянно просит вернуть лосины
Я с этого момента сдох просто, ай малаца 2сич, все показала огненно =) Сразу еще вспомнился анекдот: Если мужская слеза сразу катится по бороде, то женской надо еще туда добраться =)
My routine; 1,Mind wonders about something random, 2,Forget how many times I've played this riff, 3,look around in desperate bid to figure out when the change is coming 4,miss the change, 5,laugh off missing the change untill forgetting how many times you've played the next riff 6,repeat steps 3,4 and 5
Ideas for part 2: -James Hetfield -Mick Thompson -Billie Joe Armstrong -Doyle from Misfits -Kurt Cobain -Jeff Hanneman -Scott Ian -Chuck Shuldiner -Brain Welch -Brian May -Kiko Lourelio
Also Daron Malakian: - Showing your ass while playing - playing like a spastic while on the ground (still playing an amazing solo) 😂😂 Daron is the reason I grabbed the electric 🤘🤘❤️
Devin Townsend live is like if he never listened to music before and is impressed by how amazing it is and the fact the he is the one making the music.
Thanks hon, its good to see a serious musician with a sense of humour. I like your Jackson "Rhoads", I have one also, in purple and blue "Neo Dess Swirl"
Part 2: Yes or No? 🤔
YES!!! :D
y e s
Yes please 🤘🏼
YES
да!
I appreciate what you did with your hair for Kerry King
You mean her beard????
I appreciate what she did with her beard for the remaining players
That makes you wonder... What about the tattoos?
I had to do a double take when I first saw it
That’s her magically hidden beard, only appears when Slayer is present
10/10 comedy.
11/10 skill.
You never disappoint, my girl.
Simp.
And 100/10 how she's beauty
@@hronhaos6430 💀
@@hronhaos6430
12/10 concentrated power of will!
1. Gojira - Flying Whales
2. Devin Townsend - Kingdom
3. Megadeth - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due
4. Pantera - A New Level
5. RATM - Bulls on Parade
6. Slayer - World Painted Blood
7. Lamb of God - Ruin
8. Meshuggah - Lethargica
9. SOAD - Deer Dance
10. Yngwie Malmsteen - Rising Force
thank you for this
i like how shes a true fan and picked an OG af lamb of god riff
thanks! you just introduced me to Devy, im sure the world is a slightly better place now that more people know Kingdom :D
At first I thought you were giving artistic names to their stances. Deer Dance had me rolling.
Thank you very mach!
That's all just facts
yo Nik!
Not quitted yet?
You say it like an accusation 🤣
Who's papa?
yo Nik brou!
OMG! I can't believe 2SICH wasn't in her room when all these famous guitarists stopped by.
The Malmsteen impression is just hysterical! Really! Having so much fun with your channel!
I have to watch it again,this Natural sexyness of Malmsteen.
I used to do the Daron Malakian in my room a lot as a teen. Would honestly recommend the Psycho solo routine 10/10
I actually have a habit of lending my right hand a mind of its own and it becomes an octopus tentacle to this day still
2SICH
11/10
+ complete wardrobe
+ if music career fails, I see you acting
+ you made me smile big
- kerry beard had no blond outgrow
+ best video of the day
+if acting fail, you can still be model cus holy shit she's fine
Co-signed!
Legend has it Dave Mustaine doesn't actually know where he is, he's too busy focussing on not making mistakes, they just pick him up on a forklift from rehearsals onto the stage, plug him in and he goes
plug and play, baby!
"first mistake, LAST MISTAKE"
@@pot1tone *staring at fretboard intensifies* "NO MORE MISTAKES"
@@harryemmott8597 to be fair, I do that too when I play Megadeth songs.
@@pot1tone firs mistake lars mistake
Shockingly accurate. the only exception is that with Daron you didnt have cosmic coke eyes the size of a dinner plate but I completely understand if you didnt wanna commit to the role fully by spending the night with your head locked inside a briefcase filled with all of the drugs.
DEVIN IS PERFECTLY RATED AT 10/10 THANK YOU, YOU'RE LOVELY * as a 100 voice epic choir *
We need more of these
i second that motion
Agree 100%
When it ended I said, "WHAT!? no more!?"
One with Stephen Carpenter and Lee Malia xddd
With my 666th like, I agree.
This whole thing was funny but the Kerry King bit was hilarious. Well done.
That beard was perfect.
It's the best one....
dude when i saw that shit i started LMAO hard
Very nice impromptu goatee
I wheezed at that one
Christian Andreu was GREAT to see live. He fr did smile the entire time and did some lovely blasts couldnt stop watching him
1st notes : Flying Whales
Me: *Smiles thinking about Christian Andreu*
Dimebag, Camo shorts, 10/10
"My sister keeps asking for her leggings back" - Yngwie Malmsteen
+ you spread confidence
+ and power
+ such power
Missed caption joke opportunity there.
Not only do you kill it, you're hilarious too. Well done!
Buckethead:
+No anxiety because people can't see your face.
+You can make guitarists cry while only using one hand
+Nobody knows what your face looks like
-being able to look at your fretboard is for people who don't practice 40 hours a day!
+ and - people are jealous because they'll never be as good as you but admire how good you are... bucket head is god.
Buckethead is Ling Ling wannabe
+ be covered in chicken grease and play flawlessly
- unable to see perfectly where the fok you drop the nunchuk during a nunchuk solo and makes you fall
- Have to replace your joints and muscles with hinges and motors.
I'm missing James Hetfield with his feet standing 2 yards apart.
Definitely
That's right I'm really disappointed
proto crabcore
YEAHHEAHH!!
nah that's the ramones
The Dime shorts really nailed it
How dare you mock Tom Morello he was born with a short strap and short arms and had to make it work
James Hetfield: widest stance imaginable while not falling over, end every phrase with "-eah," "yeah" as much as possible, discard right forearm and replace with a pick attached to a jackhammer.
Gary Holt: speedrun breaking your own neck 100% glitchless
> widest stance imaginable while not falling over
Until they got Trujillo, who's got an even wider stance, while angrily asserting dominance with bass and facial expressions.
@@cjnf11 Robert Trujillo is the only man that sit down while still standing and walking all at the same time
also gotta do his hunched over the mic he did for a few decades. Idk why but I still think it's an awesome pose
в смысле yeah...? YEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Townsend impression is fucking spot-on.
Agreed that was impeccable even though she is not a lanky bald Canadian, in fact very different, I was fooled
I really hope he gets to see this!
Only thing she forgot was his crazy faces and antics.
@@k5elevencinc0 We kinda get a glimpse of those in many of her other videos though :D
Tom Morello...
+shreds like hell in addition to being ridiculously innovative w/ pedals and techniques
+delivers incredibly eloquent and courageous messages with no concern for his fame or reputation
The one about taking his guitar off is $$$$
Dimebag
+BAMFOAT (don't even try to @ me about this, you are wrong)
I have watched the video maybe 10 times, but not once i was watching it without a smile
Завязать волосы под подбородком на игре керри кинга это просто гениально) Топ 10 аниме маскировок из 10)))
Я так тоже делал, ибо задолбало по затылку сзади колотить ;)
Иллюзия 10/10
I can't follow you
@@user-tc4yr5rk2t What i was saying is to tie hair under her chin when kerry king was playng is Top 10 anime disguises out of 10)
@@somewhiteguy6641 Lol, thanks =D
Changing pants every time was true dedication to comedy.
Well done! Good humor, great artistry, excellent guitar skills. Thanks for the hard work!
I always saw Devin Townsend's stage presence as YEAHHH I'M SO GREAT I KNOW, BELIEVE ME I KNOW ALREADY, AWWWW YEAHHHH BE AMAZED BY ME
That Tom Morello pose was killer but that goofy ass hat was the cherry on top.
Best part about Kerry King : you tied your hair into a beard 😂😂😂 And holy shit you absolutely nailed Malmsteen!
I had to pause the video for the ponytail beard! 🤣😂
Hillarious!
I died when I saw that beard 😂
@@helenl3193 Me too, I literally paused it until I recovered from laughing
Tom Morelo was most hilarious imo 😂
omg you are amazing!! wish all the success in the world for you!
The Yngwie one was so on point; and it made me think he just have stole it from you or some other lady because it’s very lady like.
Nice idea for a video!
The Idea alone to make this Video is priceless!
Yngwie. When you started with the hips I nearly pissed myself.
so gooddd, lol
This was the best, just for the moves.
Yeah, that one was especially awesome!
I fucking died 🤣
That was the best part!
You're the f'kn best ever, awesome energy, funny. I'm glad I stumbled onto this channel.
Excellent video! Thank you for your solid breakdowns of technique/ presence.
Adam Jones: you stare deadpan into the void for the entire show
The Void is where your soul used to be before his dirge sent it away.
That Kerry King "beard", love it
2:08 ! YES! YES! YES! YES!! I was AMAZED you were able to actually reproduce it! It's where I looked to begin with! And then the minuses came in! YOU ARE AWESOME AND HILARIOUS! XD \m/
I was saving this for later (which is now, obviously). It did not disappoint. Gad I miss playing guitar.
💖
I lost it when you tied your hair to make Kerry’s beard HAHA
You made a point on how painful is to watch Dave’s posture but Willie Adler’s picking hand is the most painful thing to watch on earth xd
Try Marty Friedman.
Christian Andreu: honestly purty accurate
Devin Townsend: perfectly captures his expressions 10/10
Dave Mustaine: Just looking at the posture feels like I pulled my back muscles
Dimebag Darell: Slightly bent knees are on point
Tom Morello: hat
Kerry King: I can't tell a fukim difference
Willie Adler: THAT PICKING HAND
Fredrik Thordendal: A+ effort for trying to headbang in time
Daron Malakian: I got dizzy just by watching as well
Yngwie Malmsteen: Perfect body movements
@Mailroom Clerk cant help it, I love Fredrik Thordendal. I would literally let him rail up me bum with his 8 stringer
I could not have put devin townsend's expressions into words until today even though I adore him. Plus I am blown away by the acting skills. 😲
Hahaha, that was amazing!!!! You're absolutely nailing Malmsteen, too funny!! Great playing!
1:06 +you spread confidence
AND POWAAAAR (SUCH POWER)
Adam Jones:
+almost no mistakes
+great pick attack
+awesome silver hair
+awesome tone
-doesn't produce oxygen, despite acting like a tree
-stage decoration
Ahahahhahah
Adam D (KSE) is also loads of fun to look at
YES!
+ random pinch harmonics
LMFAO
"It hurts to look at your posture" Absolute gold.
Why does this girl only have 1.3million views. This was SPECTACULAR!!!
Yes! That was so much fun to watch. You rock baby!!!!!
"Your sister keeps asking to give her leggings back" Golden
Therapist: 2SICH with Kerry King beard cant hurt you its not real
2SICH:
What a great sense of humor. The chops are amazing too.
Totally awesome!! That is so spot on!!!❤
0:06 Кристиан Андрю (9/10)
+ Улыбаешься людям
+ Люди улыбаются тебе
+ Когда мотаешь волосами, это охлаждает потную шею
- Если ты не Кристиан Андрю из Gojira, скорее всего, никто тебе не улыбнется в ответ
0:25 Девин Таунсенд (10/10)
+ Сам кайфуешь
+ Все тебя удивляет
+ Классная музыка
+ Жить хорошо
+ Мы - слово, мы - надежда
Мы счастливы, что можем подпевать песне (текст песни Kingdom)
0:47 Дейв Мастейн (8/10)
+ Когда смотришь на гриф, делаешь меньше ошибок
+ Не тратишь лишней энергии
+ Если потренироваться, то можно и вздремнуть во время песни
- Больно смотреть на неудобную позу
1:01 Даймбэг Дэрелл (9/10)
+ Устойчивая поза
+ Излучаешь уверенность
- Неподходящее выражения лица, если играешь христианский рок
1:19 Том Морелло (6/10)
+ Гитара близко к сердцу
+ Ты качевый
+ Привлекаешь внимание
- Девушки не в восторге
- Снять гитару - миссия невыполнима
1:34 Керри Кинг (6/10)
+ Никто в группе не жалуется, что недостаточно трясешь башкой
- Сильные головные боли после первого концерта
1:52 Вилли Адлер (8/10)
+ Уверенное поведение на сцене
+ Игра не мешает концентрации
- КАК ТАК ДЕРЖАТЬ МЕДИАТОР
2:13 Фредрик Тордендаль (7/10)
+ Можно медитировать и никто даже не заметит
+ Можно спокойно мечтать о шведских фрикадельках
+ Ты сконцентрирован
- Волосы на лице
- Скорее всего, никто не помнит тебя в лицо
2:36 Дарон Малакян (4/10)
+ Отличная зарядка для пресса
- Крутиться вообще не весело
- Остальные в группе тебя сторонятся
2:52 Ингве Мальмстин (7/10)
+ Потрясающая сценическая манера
+ Все смотрят на тебя, а не на вокалиста
- Носить лосины в +32 - плохая идея
- Сестра постоянно просит вернуть лосины
Счастья вам, здоровья, благополучия, хорошего настроения и процветания 🤝
@@2SICH За хорошее настроение спасибо видео))
@@2SICH досвидания!
Прочел голосом Юрия профессионала)
@@MrKalabarda ахаха да!
@@MrKalabarda не ты один
Thumbs up for including Adler's crazy picking hand.
Can you please tell me what lamb of god song was that??
The Devin Townsend impression had me in tears of laughter
I'm so glad you spotted Willie's picking hand too XD
"THAT. PICKING. HAND"
Marty Friedman: "Hold my pick."
Late 80's - early 00s Hefield: Explorer hanging at the ankles.
Mouth open as wide as possible
@@ilikevideos4868 scream "yeah" at every end of the sentence.
Shake hands with the crowd while playing the Whiplash main riff, 'cause you hardley need the left hand.
*Paul Gray:* "Is there anything cooler than your instrument hanging at the ankles??".
Hetfield always looked like a dwarf had set up his microphone.
Detailed, to the point analysis. Flawless execution. Please do a instructional videos for metal beginners.
As soon as I heard the intro to flying whales at the beginning, I knew I needed to watch this.
“You can dream of having köttbullar for dinner and nobody will notice!”
That made me piss myself
Köttbullar FTW!
Борода из волос - лучший косплей на Керри Кинга!
А из чего должна состоять борода, простите? :D
@@Horizzzz из бороды )))
Я с этого момента сдох просто, ай малаца 2сич, все показала огненно =)
Сразу еще вспомнился анекдот: Если мужская слеза сразу катится по бороде, то женской надо еще туда добраться =)
ахуенно!
ne razumem ruski
My routine;
1,Mind wonders about something random,
2,Forget how many times I've played this riff,
3,look around in desperate bid to figure out when the change is coming
4,miss the change,
5,laugh off missing the change untill forgetting how many times you've played the next riff
6,repeat steps 3,4 and 5
This was really funny, great that you gave the rundown of things to pay attention to! 🤣
Waiting for part two (or more! )
Suggestions:
- James Hetfield
- Kiko Loureiro
- Zack Wilde
- Angus Young
- John Petrucci
- Joey Ramone
- Janick Gers
- Les Claypool
Janick Gers would be gold
- Jimi Hendrix
- Stevie Ray Vaughan
- Johnny Ramone
Chuck Schuldiner
@@georgeorwell2492 metal
"Girls are not impressed." I think that's true more often than guitarists dare to admit.
Oh, but the minute you play "wonderwall"..... 😑
Only because this bs mumble rap took iver back in the day a pentatonic scale was all you needed to be a guitar god
Depends on what guitarist and era. Do you think typ O negative and Winger have more male fans than female?
This cracked me up - top notch work!
For Dimebag, after "+you spread confidence" I was sooo expecting AND POWERRRR XD great vid
I had to do a double check to make sure that wasn't actually Kerry King, 10/10 well done.
Missed the "must have a fan to blow hair while playing" for Malmsteen.
she's doing the 80s malmsteen, when he had hips
That is also Vai lmao
And the leg kick on the last beat of each phrase.
Never seen your channel before, but this video is AWESOME!
kudos for the amazing guitar accuracy and big KUDOS FOR METAL FACES!
Ideas for part 2:
-James Hetfield
-Mick Thompson
-Billie Joe Armstrong
-Doyle from Misfits
-Kurt Cobain
-Jeff Hanneman
-Scott Ian
-Chuck Shuldiner
-Brain Welch
-Brian May
-Kiko Lourelio
Kurt cobain
And an always jumping Tom Delonge please for a good measure
Mikael Åkerfeldt!
Chuck Schuldiner
Jack Black
This content makes the world a better place!
The makeshift king beard is elite
Your Dimebag Darrell outfit was priceless.
Also Daron Malakian:
- Showing your ass while playing
- playing like a spastic while on the ground (still playing an amazing solo) 😂😂
Daron is the reason I grabbed the electric 🤘🤘❤️
Devin Townsend live is like if he never listened to music before and is impressed by how amazing it is and the fact the he is the one making the music.
The Yngwie hip grinding absolutely broke me hahahaha
Thanks hon, its good to see a serious musician with a sense of humour.
I like your Jackson "Rhoads", I have one also, in purple and blue "Neo Dess Swirl"
Every good Swedish guitarist knows to dream about köttbullar. Together with potatismos and gräddsås it's basically what drives us to write riffs.
Don't forget about our lingon as well, gotta dream big you know.. mm. Köttbullar.
yngwie dreams about doughnuts !
Don't forget the smörgåsgurka together with the gräddsås and lingon.
It's what drives us to live.
@@MetalWarlock93 yngwie doesn't dream of anything. He doesn't even demand. He just puts his hand out, and it manifests instantaneously.
Laughed at Malakian's rating. "Your bandmates avoid you."
Also, that Ibanez Black & Red is gorgeous.
The Tom Morello and Kerry King parts totally cracked me up! 🤣
Not sure about the subject here - but the audible to get Kerry King's extensive goat is clearly worthy of an up vote!
Beautiful, talented, and a massive sense of humor...
The world definitely needs more women like you!
Has anyone seen 2Sich and KMac in the same place at the same time? Makes you wonder...
"No, no, he's got a point"
🤫🤫🤫
Begun, the meme wars have.
Has anybody seen KMac since 2019? Hmmm
wondering about her in dickeydines show)
THE KERRY KING "BEARD" OMG 😂😂🤣
I once thumbs uped Christian Andreau. It was the best day of my life.
That little dance during Malmsteen's part was too good (just like the entire video!) :D
"Tom Morello
- girls not impressed"
Ouch..
The Dimebag camo shorts were a pretty nice touch, dear lady. 10/10
Shes so spot on!!! Excellent
Tying your hair like that for Kerry King was fucking gold!
LOL This is an instant classic. You have a great knack for comedy as well as phenomenal talent with the guitar.
OMFG these are so spot on!
1:39 that beard improv is hilarious :D