Always ironic when women talk about men having a car that says "look at me" when the women have the hair, makeup, clothes, and shoes that say "look at me".
Since most forms of transportation in the west are referred to as she, i.e. ships, trains, you even have cars with fake long eyelashes, wouldn't truck nuts be making your truck trans?
I've always been into lowered cars and trucks since 20 years ago. Have never been able to stand jacked up trucks since they go past being useful. So I have always said higher the truck the smaller the nuts, lower the ride the longer we hang.
The BMWs with the pop-corn exhaust is on the TOP every unwanted lists: - The Compensate list - The idiot drivers list - The showoff list - The wannabe list - The clueless list - The Darwin awards list etc...
This is a topic for Cosmopolitan, not for a car enthusiast channel. April says " this is how the mainstream woman looks at it". This may be how an ignorant, superficial woman may look at it, but an intelligent woman with depth won't judge a book by its cover. A true car guy knows that he likes Lamborghini's, Hemi Chargers, and lifted 4x4's by the time he is 3 years old. He is not worried
I found the answer! I found a woman who dated those over compensating men so when she got with me who drives a 20 year old BMW and 35 year old Mustang and am average size she thinks it's huge! 😁 Winner
Lifted trucks are ok as long as they have high profile tires( i.e tires you actually use to go muddying or rock crawling) . The lifted trucks with the low profile 30 inch wheels are completely worthless. Totally, a look at me vehicle.
Disagree on the Cobra kit. Most buy those as they LOVE and appreciate the history, but will never be able to afford an original at over a million dollars. I wish I could, but it will never happen. I love looking at my replica, and have an absolute blast driving it. Nothing to compensate for here, just love the car.
I think a cobra kit car looks awesome.. I don’t care so much about the history of Shelly ; it’s just that I always loved the cobra.. it’s just a classic design.
Problem is they are so horrible to drive. I like the way they look too. But I want a car that looks amazing and rips for hours down mountain back roads.
I think there can be two categories of people who buy fancy cars. Those that are doing it for attention and those that buy cars because they love cars. I usually see the contrast on the track.
It balances out... His Blue F150, Raptor R, Mullet, Leroy... meanwhile buys a race track that ends up helping out the entire SWFL racing community, keeps a historic landmark running and creates a PPV and Event schedule. His Crown Vic "body count" would classify him as "getting around" hahaha
@NXT_LVL he's got the basic C7, the Raptor is basically stock. He only owned 1 monster truck and that only lasted a couple of months. Cleetus is one of the very few CZcamsrs who allows his fans glimpses of his home life. Letting all women know, he's taken. He's a loving father and a passionate American! ❤️
You definitely made some people mad with this 😂 But I completely agree except for 2 points. 1.) I always thought the H2 was ridiculous. But now 20 years later and owning many GMT800, I kinda want one. They’re a cheap goofy looking Astro van almost. 2.) Straight piped exhausts ARE dumb… Unless it’s a track car or a dumb car. Hearing an obnoxious car then looking over to see it’s like a Toyota Sienna or Geo Metro makes my day lol
Any car but especially the lifted trucks with the rubber band tires. Those tires mean you are compensating for a shortchange down there... Or at minimum between the ears.
Not the cobra kit cars though, you cant afford the real ones and you cant finically afford to drive the REAL ones anyway if you could afford them, via deprecation, accidents etc.
@@naradaian My point was not everything is done to impress women or compensate. Most car people are showing off to other car people. They share the same passion.
@@naradaian lmao seriously? another simp standing up. She calls it compensating. So whether you are lucky to afford a car in your twenties that usually you cant afford till your late 30's or 40's , is compensating. I want to hear WHAT is compensating. What is her argument? Why dont you look at hte comments in the thread. I buy cars because i like cars, fast cars, i work on cars , i collect cars, investments and a hobbie. Well, i guess women get boob jobs, cumbrellas, plastic surgery to compensate and i think we need to parallel that then to men getting cars right? Difference is that when men buy cars , we aren't committing fraud compared to all the crap women do as i mentioned.
April, I believe your point is especially true, with lifted trucks since most of them never leave the pavement. Here in the PNW we call them mall crawlers.
I'm lucky, I am in both categories. Been a race driver and petrol head for years and am now, old, bald, fat with a tiny sausage. I drive a tuned 2003 Cayenne turbo. The thing is, I'm not trying to compensate for anything, I enjoy driving and I like exotic sports and super cars. I am most definitely not doing it for attention, just my own entertainment.
That Maurader is one sexy car April, it’s like a up and coming future high dollar collectors car from the bygone era of body on frame cars. Nothing compares to the ride of a car sitting on a full frame.
They always say “who are you going to please with that little thing” i always answer “ME”… only diesel trucks with huge tailpipes are compensating…off road fakers are def. NUMBER 1, you nailed that👍👍😁
I agree with most of your assessments. However I believe that there are exceptions to the rule. I have a 2013 Rubicon jku lifted 3" 35" tires a winch and a light bar along with some trail lights and fog lights. I use the jeep for hunting and driving on logging roads to get in the back country. Which isn't far, considering I live on a remote island in northern Canada. 7 inches bahahaha 😅😂
I actually agree with April 100%. I’d only make one change and that would be instead of the Cobra kit car, I’d say almost all kit cars but especially ones like Lamborghinis or Ferraris that have a V6 motor or have excessive badging all over the interior and exterior. They often don’t even have correct proportions and in some cases the motor isn’t even in the correct location. I understand for those who can’t afford the real thing kit cars are an option to own the next closest thing, but unless it’s a well done one that cost a tiny fraction of the original, it just looks like they are trying to pretend to be wealthy for the attention. The Polaris Slingshot kinda looks like a woman’s high heel shoe from certain angles. It always makes me laugh when a guy tries to look like a badass while driving something that looks like a high heel shoe
for some it's about the fulfillment of a dream from childhood. I am not saying this does not apply in some cases but most car people I know are collecting for the enjoyment and in some cases the nostalgia. yes Mustang people do tend to be more HP than skill. I never considered the length of my johnson when buying a car. :-)
I loved watching April make Hoovie squirm. 😂 I agree with all those choices. The first thing I thought of was that cyber truck. I'm starting to see them in LA, and they look just as ridiculous as the photos would lead you to believe. Hoovie is missing out if he doesn't do a towing video with one. He should also take it to Lowe's, or somewhere like that, and see if it'll haul sheets of plywood or sheetrock.
LOL! A Marauder is the car I actually wanted to get but not for any compensation. I just LOVE the full size Ford sedan sleeper look. But they're all overpriced these days so I got a P71 Vic and am gonna make my own over time. Have a Lincoln LS V8 for the same reason.
Fully respect and agree with the list April. Very cool that your point was focused on here...because GMYT IS a 2 person show, with Jake occasionally chiming in. Good move Jake having the girlfriend right there for confirmation!
Okay april need to chill out on the polaris slingshot I lv them they are awesome. I have a 2011 Triumph 675 daytona speed triple and I would lv to have a slingshot as well .
A dude in my European city next to Barcelona owns a red Chrysler Prowler and he keeps revving it all the time to get people to look at him... Prowlers are very rare here in Europe.
I agree with April on the trucks - but only when they are purely mall crawlers with low profile street tires. If it's an actually capable offroad vehicle instead of a show truck then there's nothing wrong with it.
@@fantabuloussnuffaluffagus true he did but now he might get one due to April's own opinion shoot if my girl was a freak over a car like a lifted truck or something like that hell yes I would do whatever it takes for me to get that exact car
In the now famous 1980s, I drove a 1963 VW Bug, and a Bus.(they were not the cool cars, by any means) On a date with a University Professor, Debra said, I love the confidence you have driving this beetle. One evening at a dinner party I met one of her old boyfriends. He drove a 1976 Cadillac Fleetwood, and wore a cowboy hat. The next morning she said, I never thought a guy in a VW Bug world be an upgrade? BUT IT'S SEVERAL!! And she laughed hystericaly. Then asked for another bag of frozen peas.😂❤
🤔So a lady that gets a boob job, nose job, hair weave, lip injection, BBL, stomach augmentation etc is overcompensated for what & she’s still not hot and a a man with the nice car will still get the natural younger prettier version
Crap. I'm in trouble.
Arent we all!!! That and Poor 😐😐😐
😂
Nah, people who would waste time doing this type of "study" are more likely trying to compensate for their own inadequacies.
😂😂
I own a 2018 c7 Z06 LZ3 WITH Z07 PACKAGE making 750 wheel 😂 , she’s right my 🍆 is only 4 inches 🙀 from the floor😂
She's the type of girl to say she want's a miata guy, but then dates a viper guy.
Says the girl with implants!
Perfect analogy lol. Every time!
Always ironic when women talk about men having a car that says "look at me" when the women have the hair, makeup, clothes, and shoes that say "look at me".
Next video: "The more makeup, the larger the >>>"
I was thinking "the larger the purse, the larger the purse..."
aight aaron what car do you own cuz with that hairline it's definitely a car on this list LMAO
I drive a Kia, so clearly I have an elephant phallus ✊
Hell yeah!
And a micro bank account. 😆
Elephantitus?
Lol
I always laugh when I see those lifted pickups with the large wheels and tires. The worst ones have the rubber scrotum hanging from the trailer hitch.
Truck nuts used to make me giggle, but now im not a child
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 giggle?
Since most forms of transportation in the west are referred to as she, i.e. ships, trains, you even have cars with fake long eyelashes, wouldn't truck nuts be making your truck trans?
I've always been into lowered cars and trucks since 20 years ago. Have never been able to stand jacked up trucks since they go past being useful. So I have always said higher the truck the smaller the nuts, lower the ride the longer we hang.
The BMWs with the pop-corn exhaust is on the TOP every unwanted lists:
- The Compensate list
- The idiot drivers list
- The showoff list
- The wannabe list
- The clueless list
- The Darwin awards list
etc...
OK Thanks for that April! Me and my Marauder appreciate the recognition!
You guys are awesome
Marauder is a hot car, FORD should have let it live longer. black/black leather.
@avioncamper not the same but I have an 07 lx sport crown vic and I love the black exterior with the black leather
This is a topic for Cosmopolitan, not for a car enthusiast channel. April says " this is how the mainstream woman looks at it". This may be how an ignorant, superficial woman may look at it, but an intelligent woman with depth won't judge a book by its cover. A true car guy knows that he likes Lamborghini's, Hemi Chargers, and lifted 4x4's by the time he is 3 years old. He is not worried
“If you were compensating I wouldn’t be here”…the best thing Hoovie has ever heard😂
Anyone with super loud, bang-'n-pop exhaust is telling the world they're mad about something, and we all know what that something is.
Perhaps, but better that, than going on a shooting rampage.
that they have no PARENTS, haha. thats what it means to me.
Has nothing to do with the exhaust though. It's a retune of the ecu.
I found the answer! I found a woman who dated those over compensating men so when she got with me who drives a 20 year old BMW and 35 year old Mustang and am average size she thinks it's huge! 😁 Winner
LOL
Nobody's showing off in a Ranger. Tough day at work my friend. I got your back, Jake.
Lifted trucks are ok as long as they have high profile tires( i.e tires you actually use to go muddying or rock crawling) . The lifted trucks with the low profile 30 inch wheels are completely worthless. Totally, a look at me vehicle.
Disagree on the Cobra kit. Most buy those as they LOVE and appreciate the history, but will never be able to afford an original at over a million dollars. I wish I could, but it will never happen. I love looking at my replica, and have an absolute blast driving it. Nothing to compensate for here, just love the car.
I would love one too just because, when I was dating a lot all my cars were junkie, the girls didn't mind
I think a cobra kit car looks awesome.. I don’t care so much about the history of Shelly ; it’s just that I always loved the cobra.. it’s just a classic design.
Problem is they are so horrible to drive. I like the way they look too. But I want a car that looks amazing and rips for hours down mountain back roads.
@@TheRealMrRoyal I enjoy driving mine. They are definitely beasts.
I think there can be two categories of people who buy fancy cars. Those that are doing it for attention and those that buy cars because they love cars. I usually see the contrast on the track.
Cleetus must be packing a Rhinoceros horn!😂😂😂
It balances out... His Blue F150, Raptor R, Mullet, Leroy... meanwhile buys a race track that ends up helping out the entire SWFL racing community, keeps a historic landmark running and creates a PPV and Event schedule. His Crown Vic "body count" would classify him as "getting around" hahaha
@NXT_LVL he's got the basic C7, the Raptor is basically stock. He only owned 1 monster truck and that only lasted a couple of months. Cleetus is one of the very few CZcamsrs who allows his fans glimpses of his home life. Letting all women know, he's taken. He's a loving father and a passionate American! ❤️
@@benhoffman6606Vice Grip
Jake's editing is on point as usual. Always funny.
that cut to hoovie's face at "7 inches" i'm dyin
Literally wasn't funny in the slightest.
@@nickkalister6291 This show is getting pg, lmao.
Weird deeply weird.
Excellent segment. Lots of fun. Had to agree with pretty much everything. April's laugh is contagious. Love the series guys.
April is great. I really enjoy your witty banter. By all means keep going and dont hold back, its hilarious
You definitely made some people mad with this 😂 But I completely agree except for 2 points.
1.) I always thought the H2 was ridiculous. But now 20 years later and owning many GMT800, I kinda want one. They’re a cheap goofy looking Astro van almost.
2.) Straight piped exhausts ARE dumb… Unless it’s a track car or a dumb car. Hearing an obnoxious car then looking over to see it’s like a Toyota Sienna or Geo Metro makes my day lol
Street Speed 717 is cringing so hard right now! 😂
I assume he still has that good looking girlfriend
@777poco Who Gina? Have you ever met a Gina before? His Gina has the exact changeable persona of a Karen. Have you seen her videos?
@@benhoffman6606 I haven't watched street speed for years so I have no idea whats happening on his channel
@@benhoffman6606 The girl I knew was doing a baking show is that her?
@777poco Well now it's stories about her mundane life and how much she loves her little purse doggy. Totally cringe worthy.
Great job guys
Love April and she is so right
Any car but especially the lifted trucks with the rubber band tires. Those tires mean you are compensating for a shortchange down there... Or at minimum between the ears.
Great channel !
I'm a car enthusiast, I'm not compensating for anything
Ditto
Yep.
i said the same thing. What is this that is going on? Somebody in the video doesnt know men or cars.
What’s going on is known as a joke
look forward to good morning you tube, love your chemistry
Nicely done April !
I completely agree one thousand percent.
Not the cobra kit cars though, you cant afford the real ones and you cant finically afford to drive the REAL ones anyway if you could afford them, via deprecation, accidents etc.
After the Simp video, you knew a video on this subject was coming
facts, yep
I sold my F250 that was lifted on 37’s. Does that mean I grew. Ha ha.
I made it through the whole video until the table flop! LOL Too funny!
Great list 👌🏼
April looking good as alway Tyler you are very lucky to have her in your life
Most guys that I know buy the cars because they love fast cars. Most of their girlfriends or wives don’t even ride in their modified cars.
Neither of which makes any contribution too or undermines Aprils arguement
@@naradaian My point was not everything is done to impress women or compensate. Most car people are showing off to other car people. They share the same passion.
@@naradaian lmao seriously? another simp standing up. She calls it compensating. So whether you are lucky to afford a car in your twenties that usually you cant afford till your late 30's or 40's , is compensating. I want to hear WHAT is compensating. What is her argument? Why dont you look at hte comments in the thread. I buy cars because i like cars, fast cars, i work on cars , i collect cars, investments and a hobbie. Well, i guess women get boob jobs, cumbrellas, plastic surgery to compensate and i think we need to parallel that then to men getting cars right? Difference is that when men buy cars , we aren't committing fraud compared to all the crap women do as i mentioned.
April your incredibly accurate except the h2 and that’s now cool since google bought one so now I need one lol! Great job I laughed the whole show
Hmm I’m thinking April is getting even with Tyler for the Grand National being on his list from another show a few days ago. Good job April 👍👍👍
This is great and largely I agree. I have to say though with the Cobra's maybe add the caveat of cheap kit cars (say sub $50k).
I could not click fast enough 😂😂
lol!!! such a funny video! i need to buy a bmw and chop the muffler hahahhahhha Thanks for posting!
April, I believe your point is especially true, with lifted trucks since most of them never leave the pavement. Here in the PNW we call them mall crawlers.
In Detroit we call them Pavement Princesses.
@@Mike_and_Life That is a good name for them.
"Bro Dozer" hahahaha
"Mall Crawler" hahahaha
He drives a Ford FUCKING RANGER!!!
we know you are affended 😂. you are over compensating yourself.
That Slingshot is badass, though. Maybe not the loud music part but DEFINITELY the Tron part.
I'm lucky, I am in both categories. Been a race driver and petrol head for years and am now, old, bald, fat with a tiny sausage. I drive a tuned 2003 Cayenne turbo.
The thing is, I'm not trying to compensate for anything, I enjoy driving and I like exotic sports and super cars. I am most definitely not doing it for attention, just my own entertainment.
Love to see I.Q. Test results vs car they drive results.
That Maurader is one sexy car April, it’s like a up and coming future high dollar collectors car from the bygone era of body on frame cars. Nothing compares to the ride of a car sitting on a full frame.
They always say “who are you going to please with that little thing” i always answer “ME”… only diesel trucks with huge tailpipes are compensating…off road fakers are def. NUMBER 1, you nailed that👍👍😁
100% with April. Alllllll of those.
I agree with most of your assessments. However I believe that there are exceptions to the rule. I have a 2013 Rubicon jku lifted 3" 35" tires a winch and a light bar along with some trail lights and fog lights. I use the jeep for hunting and driving on logging roads to get in the back country. Which isn't far, considering I live on a remote island in northern Canada. 7 inches bahahaha 😅😂
the edgars with raised or lowered truck are angry 😂😂😂❤
I actually agree with April 100%. I’d only make one change and that would be instead of the Cobra kit car, I’d say almost all kit cars but especially ones like Lamborghinis or Ferraris that have a V6 motor or have excessive badging all over the interior and exterior. They often don’t even have correct proportions and in some cases the motor isn’t even in the correct location. I understand for those who can’t afford the real thing kit cars are an option to own the next closest thing, but unless it’s a well done one that cost a tiny fraction of the original, it just looks like they are trying to pretend to be wealthy for the attention.
The Polaris Slingshot kinda looks like a woman’s high heel shoe from certain angles. It always makes me laugh when a guy tries to look like a badass while driving something that looks like a high heel shoe
Oh April you forgot the unmodified SuperDuty/HD type trucks with a 5th wheel hitch. Right up there with Marauder! 😜
I’m sad I have a slingshot 😂 I actually sold my Harley to buy it since the Chicago suburbs are too dangerous for most bikers. But I do see your point.
Yall are so funny❤
🤣My Dad had a C7 corvette and he said the exact same thing, “one of blah blah blah”
Tyler’s buying a mercury marauder next lol 😂😂😂
Love the h1 and h2 but wish they made longer and more like the new hummers but in gas
So good
Owned a Marauder for a few months. Guess I'm good! Thanks.
for some it's about the fulfillment of a dream from childhood. I am not saying this does not apply in some cases but most car people I know are collecting for the enjoyment and in some cases the nostalgia. yes Mustang people do tend to be more HP than skill. I never considered the length of my johnson when buying a car. :-)
At least we know why Hoovie has had so many Lambos😞
Way to make friends and influence people April, Poor old JR just brought a H2
Whew! Just scraped by.
I drove an 83 Alliance. Chicks dug me.
Hey my jeep had an8” lift. But it was for competitions. And bogging. It was also a trailer queen.
I loved watching April make Hoovie squirm. 😂 I agree with all those choices. The first thing I thought of was that cyber truck. I'm starting to see them in LA, and they look just as ridiculous as the photos would lead you to believe. Hoovie is missing out if he doesn't do a towing video with one. He should also take it to Lowe's, or somewhere like that, and see if it'll haul sheets of plywood or sheetrock.
LOL! A Marauder is the car I actually wanted to get but not for any compensation. I just LOVE the full size Ford sedan sleeper look. But they're all overpriced these days so I got a P71 Vic and am gonna make my own over time. Have a Lincoln LS V8 for the same reason.
And now ⬆️ goes the prices on maurauders! 😂
I like the term “Peacock cars” for this
Hoovie was like “damn it I should not have sold that Marauder”
I drive a 2013 Mini JCW GP2 - April, read into that what you may - lol
Fully respect and agree with the list April. Very cool that your point was focused on here...because GMYT IS a 2 person show, with Jake occasionally chiming in.
Good move Jake having the girlfriend right there for confirmation!
Mehhh, I’m disappointed with the list so far.
We knew that "No Muffler Newton" is compensating.
I 100% agree on the ugly Slingshot!!
Cybertruck is not only bought by men having to compensate, it is produced by a man having to compensate.
I totally bought a GT3RS to track in order to compensate...for not having a GT3RS to track.
Okay april need to chill out on the polaris slingshot I lv them they are awesome. I have a 2011 Triumph 675 daytona speed triple and I would lv to have a slingshot as well .
Phew, my Vette is a C3. I loved that video you did of the C3 with the stray cat, i dont think youve ever owned one though. We love them in the UK.
I am only at car 3 and April is so correct🧐
This is so funny!
I have a 5” lifted Cummins truck but it’s very proportional and I’m not compensating my wife is VERY happy 😉
A dude in my European city next to Barcelona owns a red Chrysler Prowler and he keeps revving it all the time to get people to look at him... Prowlers are very rare here in Europe.
That's just to keep it from turning off lol.
I completely disagree about the slingshot… I don’t have one… but one with the 4 wheel conversion… that’s good stuff
Lmao getting my truck lifted and I have a C7. Good thing I’m Black😂😂😂
Polaris Slingshot…. It’s a sad car yes, but at least you get the wind in your hair…extensions. 😂
Marauder is a cool car. Me, I drive a Mazda CX-30 and a stock height pickup truck so there is that
Westen Champlin has had most of her list and made a good living at it. Same for Whistling Diesel. 😊
Well, shit. Glad mine is not a kit. 😂
I agree with April on the trucks - but only when they are purely mall crawlers with low profile street tires. If it's an actually capable offroad vehicle instead of a show truck then there's nothing wrong with it.
I am sure April will be able to unshrink your shrinkage 😂 !
on the next hoovie's garage: I bought the cheapest mercury marauder
Hoovie might get a mercury maurader now keeping my eye on the notification keep up the great work
Observe Mercury market… prices with jump after this video :)
He had one a while ago.
@@fantabuloussnuffaluffagus true he did but now he might get one due to April's own opinion shoot if my girl was a freak over a car like a lifted truck or something like that hell yes I would do whatever it takes for me to get that exact car
In the now famous 1980s, I drove a 1963 VW Bug, and a Bus.(they were not the cool cars, by any means)
On a date with a University Professor, Debra said, I love the confidence you have driving this beetle.
One evening at a dinner party I met one of her old boyfriends. He drove a 1976 Cadillac Fleetwood, and wore a cowboy hat.
The next morning she said, I never thought a guy in a VW Bug world be an upgrade?
BUT IT'S SEVERAL!! And she laughed hystericaly. Then asked for another bag of frozen peas.😂❤
5:04 NICE HAHAHA
I feel like I been pardoned for my Tacoma on 33s 😅.
I was gonna ger a license plate that reads LILPP
Good stuff 😂
Mercury Marauder values soon to go up.
🤔So a lady that gets a boob job, nose job, hair weave, lip injection, BBL, stomach augmentation etc is overcompensated for what & she’s still not hot and a a man with the nice car will still get the natural younger prettier version
Let's not forget at all the SC Squat !! If your Truck has to Pee Squated then the owner does too !
I think this is true for every Lamborghini.
the slingshot i agree the mustang charger challenger i hardly agree