Prison Labor: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • čas přidán 3. 08. 2019
  • John Oliver explains how prisoners make and spend money, and how companies can profit at the expense of their families.
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  • @Gorm169
    @Gorm169 Před 4 lety +13677

    The worst part about the "crime doesn't pay" argument is that this system teaches inmates that honest work does not pay.

    • @theRealRindberg
      @theRealRindberg Před 4 lety +356

      Perfect comment!!!

    • @raculpeper
      @raculpeper Před 4 lety +125

      💯 agree great comment

    • @whiteymcgee3597
      @whiteymcgee3597 Před 4 lety +69

      Well, the prisons should give them a bill for rent, electricity, water and food. Let them balance their checkbooks!

    • @joheyjonsson2825
      @joheyjonsson2825 Před 4 lety +614

      @@whiteymcgee3597 They already do. In many places, you get an invoice when you leave prison, and if you can't pay, it's back in jail with you, where you incur more fees, that you have to pay once you're released, on top of your old fees.

    • @memento81
      @memento81 Před 4 lety +465

      @@joheyjonsson2825 So basically slavery you have to buy yourself free from but in many cases just can't. Great system

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 Před 4 lety +3886

    "The slaves have armed themselves--"
    "Ooh, I don't like that word!"
    "Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves."
    "Ok, that's better!"
    -Thor: Ragnorak, 2017

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 Před 4 lety +215

      wow didn't realise how brilliant this line was.

    • @mirmalchik
      @mirmalchik Před 4 lety +169

      taika waititi is an international treasure

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso Před 4 lety +46

      *Ragnarok

    • @LongNguyen-ds4hf
      @LongNguyen-ds4hf Před 4 lety +7

      all i got from this was, "crime doesn't pay"

    • @Trophonix
      @Trophonix Před 4 lety +8

      I remember that! Laughed out loud.

  • @nicememes7570
    @nicememes7570 Před 3 lety +1298

    "They're letting the good ones out" YEAH THAT WAS THE POINT

  • @TheNinthGenerarion
    @TheNinthGenerarion Před 11 měsíci +28

    3:54 the most annoying part about the “crime doesn’t pay” argument is that inmates aren’t asking to be paid to sit in prison (being paid for your crimes), they’re asking to be paid what anyone else would be for the jobs they’re doing. They’re not asking to be paid for crime, they’re asking to be paid for labour.

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 Před 4 lety +2316

    “Inmate Rodeos”?
    That’s just a Roman coliseum with extra steps

    • @bsdnmd
      @bsdnmd Před 4 lety +18

      we need to find a way to gamble on that.

    • @ZeissReich
      @ZeissReich Před 4 lety +47

      Oh geez Rick

    • @josephw2905
      @josephw2905 Před 4 lety +6

      My friend's brother is in Angola. He rides in the rodeo and has done the convict poker. It's all 100% voluntary. He absolutely loves it and gives him something to live for.

    • @LordRavensong
      @LordRavensong Před 4 lety +92

      @@josephw2905 that's one guy. John gave you one other guy who did because he needed a PI because he feels the Justice system has failed him.

    • @Hero_of_Legend
      @Hero_of_Legend Před 4 lety +2

      As an avid fan of rodeos, I approve.

  • @jennischulthies7439
    @jennischulthies7439 Před 4 lety +3451

    “Crime doesn’t pay.” ...unless you are a giant corporation who makes millions off of the privatized U.S. prison system.

    • @ericmollison2760
      @ericmollison2760 Před 4 lety +28

      Reminds me of Johnny English where the villain was a prison tycoon. Cliche and silly at the time, but now it seems deep.

    • @bobbymounts
      @bobbymounts Před 4 lety +2

      Majority of prisons are federally run or state run. Very few are actually private prisons smaller percentage than you think.

    • @kristenkrueger5527
      @kristenkrueger5527 Před 4 lety +2

      Exactly!!!!

    • @AndoresuPeresu
      @AndoresuPeresu Před 4 lety +25

      @@bobbymounts doesn't matter. If it employs coerced labour plus any of those connection cutting corporate schemes it has fallen right in the the same place.

    • @yessinegourar5691
      @yessinegourar5691 Před 4 lety +2

      or freddie gibs

  • @88Ariadne88
    @88Ariadne88 Před rokem +306

    The problem of periods! In the third year of medical school, I (female) and three of my male colleagues lived in a house together while we were studying at a hospital in another city. When I got my period, I put my supplies on the back of the toilet--like every other woman in the country! One of the guys, a delegate for the other two, approached me, saying the sight of tampons (in a box) made them uncomfortable. I replied, "Oh! You guys must have missed the lecture on menstruation. I'll be happy to fill you in. Half of your patients are going to menstruate. You better get used to it."

    • @tymera
      @tymera Před rokem +20

      Real as fuck.

    • @LarsaXL
      @LarsaXL Před rokem

      Really? They got uncomfortable that you put a reminder of bodily fluids on top of a fucking toilet?
      The hypocrisy aside, I don't think they have the stomach for doctor's work.

    • @rosshoover6986
      @rosshoover6986 Před rokem +17

      That's "a" reason men are known as "dicks".

    • @MarkoVukovic0
      @MarkoVukovic0 Před rokem +43

      Unbelievable. A med student being uncomfortable at the sight of a box of tampons. How he even made it to third year is beyond me.

    • @Wolfencreek
      @Wolfencreek Před rokem +1

      Yass Queen 😂

  • @nanyubusnis9397
    @nanyubusnis9397 Před 2 lety +247

    "We can't have people who served time in prison and have learnt their lesson, work in emergency services, that's dangerous. But if you're still a prisoner learning your lesson, that's fine."
    Common sense, right? Makes sense.

  • @valkoharja
    @valkoharja Před 4 lety +3931

    The politician uncomfortable hearing about feminine hygiene products shouldn't be a public servant. That's not the reaction of a well adjusted adult.

    • @roshanpatel4037
      @roshanpatel4037 Před 4 lety +54

      @Jane Doe Nothing more than to wait 30 years and hope their progeny didn't inherit the same close-mindedness

    • @creepystares9853
      @creepystares9853 Před 4 lety +108

      well adjusted adults rarely run for office. and in a place like Arizona, there are fewer than the country norm, so the pool is quite small.

    • @andreasschale4182
      @andreasschale4182 Před 4 lety +1

      Jane Doe o

    • @amirs.3323
      @amirs.3323 Před 4 lety +43

      @Jane Doe the upside is people like them are getting old and dying off. The population that thinks like that will never get to zero but it'll get much much smaller...

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston Před 4 lety +34

      I personally love vaginas they are quite tasty and full of vitamins needed to start your day

  • @SamuelKristopher
    @SamuelKristopher Před 4 lety +1661

    I'll never get sick of John Oliver sticking it to business daddy AT&T

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 Před 4 lety +78

      That might just be my favorite part of the show. As soon as he brings up anything to do with phones, coverage or customer service all I can think is ‘how’s he gonna work a diss of AT&T into this’

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 4 lety +13

      How long till business daddy break out the leather belt?

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 Před 4 lety +5

      Does AT T own HBO?
      Because I'm surprised they are okay work John shit talking them haha

    • @niceguy2171
      @niceguy2171 Před 4 lety +9

      But one has to wonder how long ATT(Business daddy) waits until John Oliver(business baby) is found with multiple old phones stuck up his ass.

    • @jayanthavasarala
      @jayanthavasarala Před 4 lety +2

      @@shortstuff780 You were watching this video on your phone, correct? Because where you meant to type 'with', your phone's keyboard auto-corrected it to work haha

  • @tjfm2456
    @tjfm2456 Před 2 lety +112

    The “convict poker” shocks me every time I see it. It’s literally just the gladiator games in the colosseum all over again. Putting prisoners in life threatening situations for the general public’s amusement. The extent to which people dehumanize people in prison is nauseating.

    • @rjd-kh8et
      @rjd-kh8et Před 16 dny

      And contrary to popular belief, most gladiators were not slaves; they were doing it for the money, like the guy in that video.

  • @williamgirard2412
    @williamgirard2412 Před 2 lety +37

    As an ex-con and actual ESL teacher, I appreciate your words. I was locked up for selling weed. 4 and a half years. And it was hell in my prisons. Yes, plural. I was in 5 different prisons. The first was Joliet before it was closed and turned into a museum an film site for Prison Break.

  • @q4moneyq247
    @q4moneyq247 Před 4 lety +4085

    Is it just me or did, "Convict poker" look a lot like, throwing lions at Prisoners in front of a crowd at the Roman Colosseum?

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před 4 lety +104

      @Q4Money q
      Yeah, it reminded me of that too.

    • @lunayen
      @lunayen Před 4 lety +258

      It's the modern version of it. Only this time no one gets eaten (just gored) and the "winner" doesn't get their freedom.

    • @Carltoncurtis1
      @Carltoncurtis1 Před 4 lety +77

      America is Rome. Nothing new here. If it wasn't for those pesky SJWs we woulda seen some blood

    • @jackjones4248
      @jackjones4248 Před 4 lety +64

      The difference is, in Rome most of those condemned to the beasts had committed terrible crimes

    • @JaegerDreadful
      @JaegerDreadful Před 4 lety +102

      @@jackjones4248 Idk man, not paying parking tickets is pretty horrid imo

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 Před 4 lety +858

    PRISON should not be a BUSINESS.
    Neither should any aspect of criminal justice.

    • @silvia211171
      @silvia211171 Před 4 lety +65

      That principle can be also applied to Health...

    • @LunaDevaKitty
      @LunaDevaKitty Před 4 lety +31

      That's what capitalism will do to your country. Unite with your fellow worker and crush it under the might of the people.

    • @ryanbranigan231
      @ryanbranigan231 Před 4 lety +19

      Welcome to America, where if its profitable, we'll find the legislation to make it allowed!

    • @justalostlocal
      @justalostlocal Před 4 lety +26

      @@LunaDevaKitty *uncontrolled Capitalism
      That's why we need socialism and too many people think socialism = communism and that's objectively false.

    • @LunaDevaKitty
      @LunaDevaKitty Před 4 lety +8

      @@justalostlocal Do not aim for second best. Unfettered capitalism is worse than capitalism with a collar, but we should work to abolish the tyranny of the capitalists entirely. Socialists are anti-capitalist.

  • @Sumguyinavan_
    @Sumguyinavan_ Před 2 lety +40

    Ever notice how frequently the guys who say things like "crime doesn't pay" are usually rich but later get caught committing felonies- particularly financial crimes?

  • @scottbrown8749
    @scottbrown8749 Před 3 lety +65

    I actually work as a correctional officer in Alabama. What he is saying is entirely true except he missed a couple things like if you don’t do the job you applied to or given it can actually affect you getting out on time or make your parole be declined. And it can even get you in trouble or hurt by other inmates.

    • @tymera
      @tymera Před rokem +3

      Holy shit man

    • @redjed100
      @redjed100 Před rokem +3

      He only has so much information to give while working jokes in.

  • @ianfgranger
    @ianfgranger Před 4 lety +1659

    Saying “crime doesn’t pay” is disingenuous at best. The multi-billion dollar private prison industry is your proof that is does indeed “pay” just not the “criminals”.

    • @YouCanNotVoteOutFascism
      @YouCanNotVoteOutFascism Před 4 lety +34

      In that respect, crime pays extremely well.

    • @madisonschmid2010
      @madisonschmid2010 Před 4 lety +68

      True. Certain crimes don't pay. But if you start a fake company, sell shares of fake company's stock, pump up the price then sell all your shares before distributing the proceeds b/n offshore accounts and anonymous crypto currencies... THEN spend 5 years on house arrest, wait... and start spending the millions you stashed, THEN... crime does pay. Just don't do something really illegal like selling 1 oz of marijuana.

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 Před 4 lety +28

      Also they're not asking for crime to pay. They're asking for real honest useful work to pay.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 Před 4 lety +18

      Those for whom crime is profitable very rarely suffer the indignities of incarceration. If you want to stesl, rob a bank. If you want to steal BIG and get a medal for it, own a bank.

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      @petergonzalez1719 Před 4 lety +2

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  • @worf7271
    @worf7271 Před 4 lety +1631

    Whenever I watch John Oliver I don't know if I should be laughing or crying.

  • @dylandugan76
    @dylandugan76 Před 2 lety +52

    "The current system of low wages and high costs is clearly no good for anyone but for the companies who are somehow managing to profit from this." Damn, John, you didn't have to point out that the entire country itself is a prison.

  • @angelstar260
    @angelstar260 Před rokem +18

    Anyone else binge watching last week tonight and just marveling at the amazing in detail journalism John and his team provide weekly

  • @JanPospisilArt
    @JanPospisilArt Před 4 lety +2711

    Hey, remember how the Romans used to throw prisoners into an arena with wild animals and how we considered that barbaric? Yeah?

    • @alexanderreusens7633
      @alexanderreusens7633 Před 4 lety +85

      Death Race doesn't seem so far away now

    • @Saitaina
      @Saitaina Před 4 lety +3

      We still kill certain people and I have no problem killing those we can without doubt prove are guilty in the same manner most killed their victims. The wild beast would look tame in many cases.

    • @trentarnold7226
      @trentarnold7226 Před 4 lety +56

      @@Saitaina oh wow, you must be a real badass

    • @KSangel180
      @KSangel180 Před 4 lety +12

      I was thinking the same exact thing. I can't believe this is a thing let alone that it's making a comeback. SMH

    • @nannyoggsally
      @nannyoggsally Před 4 lety +71

      What the fuck does that even mean?
      Romans were brutal. It's 2000 years later, the enlightenment has happened, we have a declaration of human rights, and this is how human beings are still treated in America? It's not okay. Not fucking okay.

  • @aidanb9557
    @aidanb9557 Před 4 lety +1041

    Lmao that Cosby clip was just too much foreshadowing

    • @Trapper64
      @Trapper64 Před 4 lety +36

      It probably started small, became bigger...

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 Před 4 lety +28

      Directed by M. Night Shamaladingdong

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 Před 4 lety +17

      I wonder if someone showed him that video after his judging

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 Před 4 lety +5

      @@hansbass8119 Shamalamadingdong*

    • @postaled
      @postaled Před 4 lety +2

      Search for the video: 'Bill Cosby's Special BBQ Sauce
      '

  • @Amarand
    @Amarand Před 3 měsíci +4

    “Dodge bull” didn’t get enough of a laugh. 😹

  • @Laocoon283
    @Laocoon283 Před 2 lety +16

    "Crime doesn't pay"
    No... but work does and they are working not criming.

  • @FOXDUDETV
    @FOXDUDETV Před 4 lety +1790

    This is why you don't privatize the incarceration system.

    • @FlorenceFox
      @FlorenceFox Před 4 lety +208

      I'm amazed that anyone can hear the words "for-profit prison" and not instantly recoil from the very concept in raw, visceral disgust.

    • @yanimar89
      @yanimar89 Před 4 lety +164

      Privatization of any systems that people can't opt out of will inevitably lead to corruption mad explotation. It is amazing how corrupt a country america is

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +36

      I hate the word prison. We're putting people in cages like animals and calling it correction! Is there not a better way to do things, especially with nonviolent criminals?

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge Před 4 lety +6

      You can have private prisons if the prisoner gets to decide what prison he goes to. Or at the very least his heard in some capacity as to what prisons he don't want to be held at.

    • @alexfischer2527
      @alexfischer2527 Před 4 lety +13

      @@couragekarnga8735 fredik dunge is right. Check out the Michael Moore documentary "where to invade next". He does a really good, informative piece on Norwegian Prisons and compares them to American ones.

  • @justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862

    Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps

    • @georgebrantley776
      @georgebrantley776 Před 4 lety +32

      @Willa Bukata I don't get why that's an issue though? A person commits a crime, the person must pay for damages. I never really understood the whole point of locking people up just to lock them up. What purpose does that serve?
      Primarily prison should be to remove a public danger. Secondarily it should be to force the person to work to pay off damages caused. Only tertiarily should it be to lock the person up for the sake of punishment.
      But America does #1, and in the process of doing #1 seems to really love #3. America doesn't seem to care at all about #2.
      Why?

    • @smilesnluvd6526
      @smilesnluvd6526 Před 4 lety +73

      @@georgebrantley776 Financial requirements are sometimes part of a criminal ruling. More often, they happen civilly. (Think O.J Simpson - won the criminal case, lost the civil case.)
      To go a little further in answering your question, the vast majority of these jobs do not do anything for a community, they simply help the prison owner get more money.

    • @mattiocremapping5485
      @mattiocremapping5485 Před 4 lety +34

      Wow rick and morty reference

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 4 lety +6

      @@georgebrantley776 Many slaves back in the day were people who committed crimes, too, friend.

    • @georgebrantley776
      @georgebrantley776 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thegrayyernaut If by slave, you mean forced to work without pay, under suboptimal but not inhumane conditions, and given food and shelter for the period of the slavery, then yeah, I think that is quite fair. Slavery should last until costs incurred have been paid off, at which point the tab has been cleared and the criminal may reintegrate back into society.
      Essentially I am suggesting that locking someone up does not really do anything to provide compensation to the victim. It only penalizes the criminal. So we should use labor instead of just jail time as a way to act as both penalty and compensation.

  • @Rand_al_Thor372
    @Rand_al_Thor372 Před 4 lety +48

    The two mandatory phrases in every episode:
    1.- "HOLY SHIT!!!"
    2.- "YEAH...yes it is!!"

  • @merissaj4518
    @merissaj4518 Před rokem +23

    I need to know how John and his staff don't go insane when researching these injustices. Even with the "What can we do?" portion, I still end up curled up in the corner weeping.
    Also, I work in HR and have a favourite mug (the one that holds the most coffee) so I feel personally called out by Zazu here.

  • @SuperHansburger93
    @SuperHansburger93 Před 4 lety +1013

    "crime doesn't pay"
    What about work? Does work pay? I'm pretty sure work is supposed to pay...

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab Před 4 lety +45

      Right no one is asking for them to be paid according to their crime

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 4 lety +1

      That should of been someone there sayin* that while they sit there sweating speechless

    • @jeffreycollins5428
      @jeffreycollins5428 Před 4 lety +46

      From my experience work doesn't really pay either

    • @fluidxd5476
      @fluidxd5476 Před 4 lety +8

      @@jeffreycollins5428 this is too real

    • @UniqueornBacon
      @UniqueornBacon Před 4 lety +10

      This implies that the work that the prison is forcing the prisoners to do is actually a crime and that they should not be paid for it. That's what that means. They're forcing the prisoners to commit crimes by being underpaid or unpaid labor.

  • @Jimmy4video
    @Jimmy4video Před 4 lety +1208

    That warden complaining about losing "good ones" - WTF! Prisoners are not your property!

    • @brianarmstrong2482
      @brianarmstrong2482 Před 4 lety +128

      To me that was possibly the most disgusting part of the entire episode

    • @quietreason8679
      @quietreason8679 Před 4 lety +100

      "We can't let those good people out into society! Who will do our free labor then??"

    • @chickensangwich97
      @chickensangwich97 Před 4 lety +57

      Virginia law enforcement? Defending a political economy based on enslaving a given social group, then dehumanizing them to wipe away the guilt? Why, I never!!

    • @johnj3636
      @johnj3636 Před 4 lety +15

      Max Moran John could do a whole episode on Virginia law endorsement though it would be less funny and more legitimately terrifying

    • @jgpenniesworth442
      @jgpenniesworth442 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes they are, in uis eyes.

  • @allrightspreserved4766
    @allrightspreserved4766 Před 2 lety +15

    Slavery was never abolished, it was just moved to the prison system.

  • @keeftbeef
    @keeftbeef Před 2 lety +11

    A scheme elsewhere goes like this. You get put into a work placement. It pays at least minimum wage. 1/3 goes to victim support. 1/3 gets saved for their release to get on their feet. The rest goes to their commisary fund. If they prove themselves, there's a job for them on release.

  • @tklemenc
    @tklemenc Před 4 lety +2418

    Crime doesn't pay, unless you're a big business who gets a slap-on-the-wrist fine for misdeeds.

    • @CoachRiRiPFWG
      @CoachRiRiPFWG Před 4 lety +40

      Or Epstein who gets to use prison as a cheap hotel. While he's allowed to go out and run his businesses. Like selling access to young women for sex.

    • @darkninjafirefox
      @darkninjafirefox Před 4 lety +70

      Or bailed out by the federal government when you go bankrupt

    • @Oozes_Dark
      @Oozes_Dark Před 4 lety +10

      Preach

    • @porlarazonoporlafuerza6424
      @porlarazonoporlafuerza6424 Před 4 lety +20

      Capitalism

    • @TheAlhouk57
      @TheAlhouk57 Před 4 lety +1

      @@porlarazonoporlafuerza6424 has brought more people out of poverty than any other system.

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite Před 4 lety +1295

    3:24 - To be fair, Fox News finds it hilarious when Millenials ask for minimum wage for a full-time job too.

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab Před 4 lety +19

      Lol being young shouldnt paid seems to be American way

    • @Henrik46
      @Henrik46 Před 4 lety +40

      Minimum wage is by definition legally required. If someone doesn't get it, the company is breaking the law. The shouldn't complain, they should sue.

    • @hepthegreat4005
      @hepthegreat4005 Před 4 lety +100

      @@Henrik46 there actually are work arounds to that law, tipped work or internships. Some companies have "internships" that are just free labour (the difference is that a true internship should teach you something, but a lot just have you fill out excel sheets or fetch coffee)

    • @hoopsiclemcgee4244
      @hoopsiclemcgee4244 Před 4 lety +42

      @@Henrik46 You know most waiters make less than minimum wage right?

    • @OmegaBladeAlpha
      @OmegaBladeAlpha Před 4 lety +17

      @@hoopsiclemcgee4244
      That's actually false. If they don't make enough tips to offset the lower base pay, then they are guaranteed the minimum wage.

  • @juliakilmister8156
    @juliakilmister8156 Před 2 lety +4

    Can we talk about how the “problems of periods” guy is really the villain from the Princess Diaries 2 !?!

  • @dioateo1999
    @dioateo1999 Před 3 lety +4

    Glad he mentioned the amendment that includes the reasoning. Prisoners lost their freedom for a reason, and gave up many of their constitutional rights. They don't deserve to not work, nor do they deserve minimum wage. That being said, they absolutely DO NOT deserve some of the abuses they are forced to endure. One doesn't have to take a single side on an issue. This isn't black and white, most things in life are not.
    That's what I love this show for. You don't leave out the nuances and advocate many sides, admitting why things should happen, and still calling out the horrible conditions some are forced or pressured into. Keep doing what you do John! Love your show

  • @yuirick
    @yuirick Před 4 lety +760

    "Crime doesn't pay"
    Last I checked, working isn't a crime.

    • @genkara
      @genkara Před 4 lety +73

      Not paying employees minimum wage, on the other hand, is a crime

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 Před 4 lety +4

      Gotta love politicians saying that.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +18

      But crime does pay, just look at what President 💩 has done before and after his 2017 inauguration.

    • @SimonHomeintheEarth
      @SimonHomeintheEarth Před 4 lety +5

      Except that their work is mostly doing their laundry, cooking their meals and cleaning their home... They are providing services to their fellow inmates. John makes it sound like the rest of us are benefiting from their slave labor, but the labor is mostly just to look after themselves. I am all for paying them a minimum wage, but then should we be charging them for the rent, laundry services, food, etc. prepared by the other inmates? Lets make it a real economy?

    • @MikeKeller
      @MikeKeller Před 4 lety +5

      @@SimonHomeintheEarth some of the prisoners are not working, though, because working is actually a privilege. So the guys who work in the laundry or the kitchen are taking care of themselves and their fellow inmates. Plus, as you saw in the video, sometimes prisoners are used to do work for the actual prison, like maintaining cars, or maintaining the yards, and occasionally as road crews. I'm not in favor of paying them minimum wage (because their room and board is free to them), but I am in favor of paying them a decent wage so they can afford the shit like phone calls and tampons and other necessities. Their punishment is supposed to be their incarceration, not slave labor.

  • @0x0michael
    @0x0michael Před 4 lety +849

    Slavery was abolished "except as a punishment for crimes". Let that sink in

    • @thetato1273
      @thetato1273 Před 4 lety +46

      What does the sink want now. Its the third time that he's been here

    • @Lunictd
      @Lunictd Před 4 lety +17

      Well, look at the bright side. When (fingers crossed) Trump goes to prison he will have to actually work for once in his life! (He won't, he has money. Damn...)

    • @longlethanh7780
      @longlethanh7780 Před 4 lety +31

      basically the US abolished chattel slavery by reverting it back to “normal” slavery.

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Lunictd 😁😁😁

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Lunictd For the first time in his life, yes sadly. But considering it's nearly all illegally obtained he will be back into debt from fines like he has been since he started.

  • @mob8451
    @mob8451 Před 4 lety +13

    That's incredible. Who on earth thinks that such a system is either humane or at least good for society? This is a lose - lose situation.

  • @shaunaellis6619
    @shaunaellis6619 Před rokem +12

    The prisons in Utah have catalogs loaded with stuff sold by the state. They claimed you cant send a prisoner a book unless its ordered from this high priced cataloging where the proceeds go to the warden and cops working in the prison. My son was sent to prison. They had him working cutting trees. The money he made was paid to Aflec insurance company so that in the event he was hurt or killed the state got the money.

    • @sachadee.6104
      @sachadee.6104 Před 5 měsíci

      u n b e l i e v a b l e. As a European I can't wrap my head around these mis treatments. ESPECIALLY knowing it happens in a free western country. Extortion.

  • @altonbeckert506
    @altonbeckert506 Před 4 lety +1214

    The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
    Fyodor Dostoevsky

    • @Saitaina
      @Saitaina Před 4 lety +6

      AltonBeckert So we're in civilized Because we don't pay our prisoner s? Get a fucking grip. They don't fucking deserve it.

    • @mo7mdalmutairi
      @mo7mdalmutairi Před 4 lety +147

      Saitaina Malfoy dude, prisoners are not all rapist and child murders . Some have just made a stupid mistake . and We all make mistakes...so have some compassion

    • @tresden1174
      @tresden1174 Před 4 lety +76

      @@Saitaina You want to defend prisoners being gored for funtimes for the sick people that enjoy it. You don't know why these people are in prison, you DO know that some of them are falsely incarcerated but you...dont care. I hope you think about that and let go of that hate inside you.

    • @aleks8078
      @aleks8078 Před 4 lety +1

      @Pluralizes Everythings lolz

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +27

      Well then, this society is absolutely fucked.

  • @terpsidance.
    @terpsidance. Před 4 lety +1188

    "I let a bull trample me so that I can pay to prove my innocence" sounds like something you'd expect in a grim-dark cartoon...

  • @largebiff1743
    @largebiff1743 Před 3 lety +10

    Listening to him, John has a lot of George Carlin in him. Comedy about serious subjects. That's a high compliment, John.

  • @DannyHeywood
    @DannyHeywood Před 2 lety +26

    As a guy from the UK, this is how I see the US court system:
    - A poor black person has a broken light on his car.
    - He is sent a fine of $100 he cannot afford
    - He is sent to jail for not paying
    - He cannot afford $250 for bail
    = FREE/CHEAP LABOUR
    - Repeat a few million times.

  • @magnetpull7587
    @magnetpull7587 Před 4 lety +1181

    In my country you can make an apprenticeship in prison and become a professional carpenter for example, so you can get a decent job when you leave and not need to rely on crime again.
    Then again, the philosophy is not punishment but cure and reintegration into society

    • @marvi7n
      @marvi7n Před 4 lety +9

      What is your country?

    • @craikon6974
      @craikon6974 Před 4 lety +139

      sadly, nothing about the prison system in the US is about rehabilitaton. big companies just profit too much off people relapsing into crime to care about them as humans. i am so glad i don't live in the US .. where lobbies and companies control the politics and lawmaking

    • @ikaramelya
      @ikaramelya Před 4 lety +165

      I live in a third world African country and we have the same program for prisoners
      We also have free higher education, almost free healthcare

    • @allthenewsordeath5772
      @allthenewsordeath5772 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ikaramelya
      no one ask you you Botswanian Communist

    • @donprincoify
      @donprincoify Před 4 lety +1

      Well fuck you and your country.

  • @rmnstr604
    @rmnstr604 Před 4 lety +730

    Crime doesn't pay, and so it shoudn't.
    But inmates doin a proper job should be paid. Fighting fires aint a crime.
    There is only one country in the world where companies make huge profits on inmates, ironically it is the country that calls itself the land of the free.

    • @larsen1298
      @larsen1298 Před 4 lety +60

      land of the Free to take advantage of its people.

    • @superscaredcorncutt1202
      @superscaredcorncutt1202 Před 4 lety +1

      But would you be willing to accept the larger taxes because YOU would are the one paying them now and paying them more would raise YOUR taxes

    • @andmos1001
      @andmos1001 Před 4 lety +49

      Rmnstr Here in Norway, we have prisons with free monitored WiFi for prisoners. We also allow them to keep working in their jobs while serving their sentence if the work can be done by internet calls and documents, with full pay which will be payed with interest after you left the prison.

    • @Krackerlack
      @Krackerlack Před 4 lety +25

      land of the free labor

    • @magicsantos2681
      @magicsantos2681 Před 4 lety +6

      YEP SO TRUE! WHAT A BIG DISGRACE AND SHAME FOR THE U.S!

  • @Psara
    @Psara Před 2 lety +12

    “and now, they’re in prison.” -Bill Cosby
    “Yes, they are!!” -John Oliver in 2019
    “No, they’re not.” -2021

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211 Před 2 lety +3

    It’s disgusting the way that officer complained about “good” prisoners being released. His need for free car washes and oil changes shouldn’t have any bearing on sentencing or discharges.

  • @myathewolfeh1156
    @myathewolfeh1156 Před 4 lety +1601

    America: *puts poor people in prison*
    Also America: *forces poor people to pay to get out of prison*
    America: Why do we have so many prisoners??

    • @JanglesPrime999
      @JanglesPrime999 Před 4 lety +94

      Unfortunately it a feature, not a bug. US focuses on punishment, not reform. Just ask Kamala Harris.

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle Před 4 lety +66

      Also America: Puts way more black people into jail. Ergo, cheap black slavery, just like the good ol' days.

    • @theowohrmann6765
      @theowohrmann6765 Před 4 lety +33

      Sounds more like monopoly then an actual country

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 Před 4 lety +14

      @@Broockle That is essentially what they are going for.

    • @burninghard
      @burninghard Před 4 lety +10

      It never was the goal to have less prisoners but rather the opposite.

  • @sikckaputten
    @sikckaputten Před 4 lety +386

    "For-profit prison system" are words that should never be used together.

    • @adelepattonxxx
      @adelepattonxxx Před rokem +1

      Thank you for your comment 🙏
      Fucking brilliant and soooo simple 👏

  • @metaforth1271
    @metaforth1271 Před 3 lety +10

    That intro didn't age well

  • @robertmorrisey7140
    @robertmorrisey7140 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The Cosby opening was Spot On! 😂😅 Loved It!

  • @Sonder9Corran
    @Sonder9Corran Před 4 lety +670

    "The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons." - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    I'm totaly agree with him.

    • @pistolpete8376
      @pistolpete8376 Před 4 lety +26

      like bathrooms in a restaurant

    • @chingatu6644
      @chingatu6644 Před 4 lety +1

      So I guess we aren't doing very bad then seeing as the US is one of the best countries to live in

    • @dsmith3614
      @dsmith3614 Před 4 lety +18

      chinga tu reread the comment, and try again.

    • @disillusioneddedication4625
      @disillusioneddedication4625 Před 4 lety +24

      chinga tu you are absolutely right. Dont Lisen to the communist quote of some Russian. USA is the greatest country ever. Jus look at the obesity rate, their flawless gun safety, astonishing health care and amazing treatment of the pore the wealthy are profiting off. USA USA USA!!!!

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chingatu6644 Did you even read the quote you are responding to? Read it again.

  • @TheTurinturumbar
    @TheTurinturumbar Před 4 lety +2530

    You're not teaching them crime doesn't pay, you're teaching them work doesn't pay.

    • @Nikenik2001
      @Nikenik2001 Před 3 lety +75

      Exploitation pays seems to be the lesson.

    • @robbomegavlkafenryka6158
      @robbomegavlkafenryka6158 Před 3 lety +7

      TheTurinturumbar they get time taken off imprisonment for working.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Nikenik2001 but then that's just any job you didn't inherit from a wealthy family

    • @masudaahmed7990
      @masudaahmed7990 Před 3 lety +6

      Look considering we give them a home for free* food for free* and so much else that would cost money I think not paying them is justified
      *not very good ones but they did commit crimes

    • @TheTurinturumbar
      @TheTurinturumbar Před 3 lety +32

      @@masudaahmed7990 taking away the ability to get their own obligates to fulfill those needs.
      And take a look at Shaun Attwood's channel, that food man.. Makes you start wondering if America really is a developed country..

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412

    You know that Louisiana sheriff would’ve fought for slavery had he been born a little earlier

  • @mono4on
    @mono4on Před 3 lety +9

    I didnt think I could get even more disgusted with the criminal justice system. thnx to this show ive learned a lot of disgusting truths, keep up the good work

  • @theoldfinalchapters8319
    @theoldfinalchapters8319 Před 4 lety +1417

    Crime certainly does pay.
    It pays the for-profit prisons.

    • @beeonthyme5760
      @beeonthyme5760 Před 4 lety +41

      And they've also opened Immigration detention centers for profit. Lots of money for certain "connected " companies. Follow the money...guess where it leads

    • @humanbeing5918
      @humanbeing5918 Před 4 lety

      The meaning was obviously different: committing crime should not be paid

    • @h.w.6563
      @h.w.6563 Před 4 lety +1

      @@beeonthyme5760 Tell us.

    • @NoFretBrettCSSMBFF
      @NoFretBrettCSSMBFF Před 4 lety

      @@beeonthyme5760...
      Trump Dumps...?

    • @alexjackson936
      @alexjackson936 Před 4 lety +1

      it also pays if/when you get away with it

  • @mats7492
    @mats7492 Před 4 lety +1733

    The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.”
    ― Fyodor Dostoevsky

    • @bogdan78pop
      @bogdan78pop Před 4 lety +8

      True..!!

    • @5GrumpyOldWomen
      @5GrumpyOldWomen Před 4 lety +4

      Mat S Might be, a better benchmark would be how we protect the unborn child. We all know how that ends up some 30% of the time...

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka Před 4 lety +117

      Dostoyevsky is amazing, thank you for the nice surprise. As for the 'unborn' commenter above me, go fuck yourself. "Perhaps if we've understood a thing quickly, we haven't understood it all." -FD, _The Idiot_

    • @vishnushanker7370
      @vishnushanker7370 Před 4 lety +74

      @@5GrumpyOldWomen fucking moron

    • @vishnushanker7370
      @vishnushanker7370 Před 4 lety +54

      @@5GrumpyOldWomen if its not born its not a child u fucking idiot its just a collection of cells.

  • @goncalomoniz532
    @goncalomoniz532 Před 2 lety +2

    .The degree of Human development of a country is measured by the way it treats prisoners. A prisoner does not cease to be a citizen with rights while serving his sentence.

  • @paulallen2919
    @paulallen2919 Před rokem

    I didn't know a lot of this stuff before I watched this. Thank you for spreading awareness

  • @Vincent-mv6ux
    @Vincent-mv6ux Před 4 lety +569

    I've heard that the prison system in the US was broken, but now I'm convinced it's totally fked.

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 Před 4 lety +36

      its not broken if its designed that way

    • @fcentauri8
      @fcentauri8 Před 4 lety +9

      @@seelcudoom1 definitely a sadistic system

    • @zinaj9437
      @zinaj9437 Před 4 lety +13

      Think "us and them" and how "they" deserve to be treated like this and "don't do the crime if you can't do the time" comments. Great...if you assume you'll never get rolled into this and that the justice system is "fair." The more you know, like watching videos of police encounters with minorities...

    • @koboldcatgirl
      @koboldcatgirl Před 4 lety +11

      No, our prisons are literally turning into company towns.

    • @chandlerwright5460
      @chandlerwright5460 Před 4 lety +10

      It’s also designed so that even if a prisoner learns a trade, chances are high nobody will hire them because they are ex-cons and don’t deserve a second chance

  • @AgglomeratiProduzioni
    @AgglomeratiProduzioni Před 4 lety +492

    5:47 They are emergency responders while literally jailed felons but they can't do it once they're free citizens. Logic.

    • @ballin1394
      @ballin1394 Před 4 lety +5

      that's California...

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance Před 4 lety +22

      Ah yes, they are emergency responders, but not *licensed* emergency responders. Loop holes.

    • @ThisDique
      @ThisDique Před 4 lety +30

      @Tv 5150 that's emt not firefighter and paramedic is higher in the rank than an average firefighter. When I looked at what you said I thought "this assholes got no idea what he's talking about"

    • @Bayplaces
      @Bayplaces Před 4 lety +10

      @@ballin1394 it's a law in California and an unwritten rule in every other state.

    • @ise1441
      @ise1441 Před 4 lety +20

      @Tv 5150 you do realize that mandatory minimums are there for simple possession. Most inmates are not addicts, especially after time served. Think.
      You're in prison for possession of 1 gram of cocaine that you were not aware of when given a package. You get pulled over, and that cocaine is found. You're sentenced 15 years for possession. Then you get out after having worked in medicine in prison, but jackasses like you claim their addicts who can't get off drugs and thus can't work in medicine.

  • @EndlessSummer888
    @EndlessSummer888 Před měsícem +2

    The "crime doesn't pay" thing is a double-edge sword, because by paying prisoners virtually nothing for the labor they're doing, they end up figuring that honest work doesn't pay either.

  • @Callie_Cosmo
    @Callie_Cosmo Před 3 lety +10

    This man is like if America had a disgruntled businessman dad who bullies it because he wants it to do better

  • @stephenmiller3939
    @stephenmiller3939 Před 4 lety +580

    I worked as an electrician for 8cents an hr, welder 12c, glove factory 26 cents hr. I was in for pot

    • @AnnabelleLeeTx
      @AnnabelleLeeTx Před 4 lety +53

      My brother worked at a McDonald’s for 10c an hour double shifts. He said he did it for the food (in prison all they fed them was pb &j sandwiches) and to get away from his cell mate- he said he was evil.

    • @osxgp
      @osxgp Před 4 lety +21

      Kamala Harris help with that?

    • @50ksubscriberschillinghomie
      @50ksubscriberschillinghomie Před 4 lety +8

      That's Fuck up this shit needs to stop

    • @alexcuellar484
      @alexcuellar484 Před 4 lety

      Stephen Miller wtf?!!

    • @MartinKristek95
      @MartinKristek95 Před 4 lety +2

      a sad story :(

  • @xocaitlinnpattz
    @xocaitlinnpattz Před 4 lety +312

    As a woman whose husband is incarcerated, thank you very much for exposing the harsh reality and injustice of prison labor and the cost of being in prison to those on the inside and their loved ones. Hopefully we can make real changes soon in this system. It isn’t a fight about why someone is in prison, it’s about actually making change. Who do you want to live next to you? The one treated so unfairly that they become more unequipped to deal with life when they are coming home that they have no choice but to be warped to do worse?
    I live in CT and our phone call rates are the worst in the country next to Arkansas. Insane.

    • @Snackery24
      @Snackery24 Před 4 lety +17

      Caitlin Bodamer wow an actually helpful and intelligent comment. Thank you. I hope we can make better laws that help situations like yours for you and your husband.

    • @unseeliesidhegoddess
      @unseeliesidhegoddess Před 4 lety +13

      I hope things get better for you and your family, and I hope your husband is free soon. I firmly believe it's the prison system itself that does the most harm to most inmates, who are generally *nonviolent* people who either made a stupid mistake (who doesn't?) or who had the deck stacked against them to begin with and turned to crime for survival. Having a loving and supportive family is instrumental in ensuring future success for people in the prison system. He's lucky to have you and you are so strong.

    • @Saternalia
      @Saternalia Před 4 lety +3

      Why are we ignoring that "why" question though? If theyre in for minor drug offences fine. If they're in because the raped and murdered someone, why are we pretending we should be having the same conversation?

    • @xocaitlinnpattz
      @xocaitlinnpattz Před 4 lety +2

      sal 6942013 and all other cool numbers oh don’t worry, I have an amazing caring husband and a wonderful marriage.

    • @xocaitlinnpattz
      @xocaitlinnpattz Před 4 lety +9

      Stephen Harris even if you were to exclude that part of the prison population, which is not a large portion, you still have many people who are subjected to this with non-serious offenses. People focus on who is in and why they are in when we need to be focusing on fixing things. If you want to exclude certain populations in the legislation, fine. But something still needs to be done.

  • @raymondomit6257
    @raymondomit6257 Před 4 lety +10

    Judge’s should make punishment fit the crime.
    All should have right to
    Basic needs met and be safe from
    Bodily harm from others .
    Violent separate from non
    Violent. If they work and rehabilitate,once they served their sentence it shouldn’t be
    Held against them and prevent them from getting job in the area of their rehabilitation.
    Rehabilitation not slavery
    Incarceration not torture.

  • @Xhumed
    @Xhumed Před 4 lety +2156

    Bloody hell. Is there any institution in the USA that isn't fundamentally broken?

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid Před 4 lety +1683

    Wow, watching people get attacked by bulls for entertainment sure sounds a lot like the bread and circuses we like to call the ancient Romans barbaric for.

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel Před 4 lety +81

      2,000 years of "progress".

    • @sparrow7625
      @sparrow7625 Před 4 lety +33

      If you're referencing gladiators the Romans highly valued them and they killed one rarely, there's a video of Adam ruins everything talking about it, I highly suggest that you watch it.

    • @jannichtorp1245
      @jannichtorp1245 Před 4 lety +3

      Who is calling that barbaric?

    • @trashboi8340
      @trashboi8340 Před 4 lety +9

      That's some Deadman Wonderland type shit right there.

    • @Ockerlord
      @Ockerlord Před 4 lety +23

      @@jannichtorp1245 me.

  • @brightballoon
    @brightballoon Před 4 měsíci

    Searched for a prison labor documentary. Didn't expect all the laughs on top. Nice! (And some very good info, which I was looking for.)

  • @alexius2474
    @alexius2474 Před 3 lety +1

    I love the Business daddy bits!!!

  • @dustinproffitt9824
    @dustinproffitt9824 Před 4 lety +681

    About that clip explaining prison rodeo and convict poker
    Thats the hunger games
    You literally just described the hunger games

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 Před 4 lety +51

      And Roman Coliseums.

    • @taylor_green_9
      @taylor_green_9 Před 4 lety +21

      @@dan_hitchman007 They're literally the same thing. It is openly acknowledged in the books

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 Před 4 lety +3

      Actually, that "game" is play at some regular rodeos too, with regular "non-convict" cowboys...

    • @runi5413
      @runi5413 Před 4 lety

      Actually, it's more like the plot of Raging Bull

    • @disgusted1
      @disgusted1 Před 4 lety +6

      @@igorschmidlapp6987 The difference is that cowboys can walk away any ti me, and they make good money.

  • @alfashark2463
    @alfashark2463 Před 4 lety +590

    The guy that said he didnt expect to hear pads and tampons sounds like a 9 year old going in the wrong sex ed class 🤣

    • @agiraffe3673
      @agiraffe3673 Před 4 lety +17

      AlFaShArK 246 he did look shell shocked, didn’t he...

    • @TheElchzuechter
      @TheElchzuechter Před 4 lety +1

      That's literally the funniest thing I heard today

    • @thomasridley8675
      @thomasridley8675 Před 4 lety +4

      What do expect from a guy who still thinks this is the 1700's.

    • @superschmolz
      @superschmolz Před 4 lety +11

      I'm almost embarrassed for the guy. Not only does come off as emotionally stunted, but also as incompetent and unprepared for his job.

    • @asingh4152
      @asingh4152 Před 4 lety +2

      He is probably still a virgin

  • @gabriellamanson120
    @gabriellamanson120 Před 2 lety

    John's rants at business daddy are too adorable.

  • @DemonEyes02
    @DemonEyes02 Před 4 lety +453

    Crime shouldn't pay.
    Especially not the judges, the wardens, or the owners of the prison.
    Don't incentivize society to create and maintain a "criminal" population.

    • @joeyw.7131
      @joeyw.7131 Před 4 lety

      That creates a whole mess of problems though, as outlined in literally the entire video.

    • @jellyrolls2765
      @jellyrolls2765 Před 4 lety +23

      @@joeyw.7131 that was his point. He's saying that currently the criminal justice system pays all the people he listed and so they try to maintain a large prison population

    • @ExplosionChimp
      @ExplosionChimp Před 4 lety +15

      The privatization of prisons was one of the worst decisions ever made.

    • @ise1441
      @ise1441 Před 4 lety +14

      @matt rascon you wanna know which prisons never have problems with any riots or unrest? Rehabilitative prisons. Their prisoners have the lowest rearrest rates, highest level of effective treatment for addictions, etc.

    • @salmay4266
      @salmay4266 Před 4 lety +1

      What? You don't want us to have a justice system at all, very smart how about we get the purge going on too

  • @ribbon8677
    @ribbon8677 Před 4 lety +755

    whatever social issue: exists
    Bigass company: "is this taxable?"

  • @diogocarreira5079
    @diogocarreira5079 Před 3 lety

    I know I'm super late to the video, but I had a chuckle when I first realized I had a favorite towel, instead of a favorite mug at 6:05

  • @ewebtechs345
    @ewebtechs345 Před 2 lety

    What a discovery, your shows are so educational and funny 😄

  • @joshs3229
    @joshs3229 Před 4 lety +1140

    The biggest problem isn't wages, or female hygiene products, or costs of phone visits, it's the fact that prisons are run by for profit companies.

    • @LexiLSify
      @LexiLSify Před 4 lety +56

      The first time I heard about it, I couldn't believe that was even allowed. (I'm from europe)

    • @celticquestful
      @celticquestful Před 4 lety +52

      Those are absolutely symptoms of a larger illness - putting people's welfare in the hands of corporations who will always put the almighty dollar in front of the humanity involved.

    • @obviouslyniceduh5521
      @obviouslyniceduh5521 Před 4 lety +10

      these things arent just in private prisons, they happen in government owned prisons/jails also. its a systemic problem that goes back to old english law that allowed for slavery, that how long this problem has been going on for

    • @gferraro2916
      @gferraro2916 Před 4 lety +9

      @@obviouslyniceduh5521 yeah but they happen because even in those public prisons private companies are in charge of medical care or phone calls or employment or whatever

    • @Hatebreedish
      @Hatebreedish Před 4 lety +3

      @LexiLSify because it was not common public knowledge for a very long time.

  • @ArthurKnight1899
    @ArthurKnight1899 Před 4 lety +245

    That Bill Cosby opening is gold.

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren Před 4 lety +2

      Thought it sounded like him.

    • @craigcarter400
      @craigcarter400 Před 4 lety +7

      Talk about self fulfilling prophecy lol

    • @joannasaadati8810
      @joannasaadati8810 Před 4 lety

      @@craigcarter400 his comedy had lots of clues about his crimes 🤷‍♀️

  • @loved1291
    @loved1291 Před 3 lety

    I just learned so much

  • @mandymoore5774
    @mandymoore5774 Před 2 lety

    Lmao “the sweet release of death” hit home on a whole new level!

  • @3Rayfire
    @3Rayfire Před 4 lety +1725

    "Crime doesn't pay." "Crime Doesn't Pay." "Crime doesn't pay."
    They kept repeating that and it hankered down in my soul, cause there was something so fundamentally wrong with the statement in the context that it didn't actually register in the logic centers of my brain at all. It was intuitively wrong. I knew it was wrong before I knew why it was wrong. It defies common sense. By the end of the video it still hadn't settled.
    Then it congealed.
    The thing is these prisoners who are working in these prisons are no longer committing a crime. They are working for pay, in most cases about the furthest extreme from crime as one can get. The boss at my first job said something that has stuck with me even seventeen years later and was something I instantly agreed with. "An honest day's work, for an honest day's pay." Surely there can be no simpler or more ethical contract. "An honest day's work, for an honest day's pay." a simple value that surely any society would wish to impart on to any criminal element.
    "Crime doesn't pay." is so completely beside the point that it's amazing they got it out of their mouths. What they're basically saying is that these people who have committed crimes and are being punished for them should not be paid when doing honest work, because it would be a reward for the crimes that got them put in prison to begin with. Rather than part of their rehabilitation and an activity that they do while serving their sentence. As if going to prison was basically an employment program that they shouldn't be allowed to benefit from.
    For fuck's sake, either pay them for their work or keep them in their cells and hire people you'd actually pay for the work to do the jobs.

    • @rohanpotdar908
      @rohanpotdar908 Před 4 lety +72

      This comment deserves a whole lot more attention. Thanks for putting exactly what I was thinking in words.

    • @quentinbrown9300
      @quentinbrown9300 Před 4 lety +16

      Well put

    • @Kenchinito2207
      @Kenchinito2207 Před 4 lety +7

      Well, you know how they get paid for their work? 3 meals a day and a roof over their heads. I think that's more than what a lot of people outside prisons have. Heck if it weren't for the possibility of getting raped and killed by my inmates I might actually want to be in there.

    • @connorbranscombe6819
      @connorbranscombe6819 Před 4 lety +134

      @@Kenchinito2207 "Heck if it werent for the risk of being RAPED AND MURDERED I might live there"
      Imagine being this fucking deluded.

    • @Hoobyj
      @Hoobyj Před 4 lety +62

      The other great part about it is the implication a minimum wage job is some sort of reward that people should strive for xD

  • @sophiadecubellis761
    @sophiadecubellis761 Před 4 lety +646

    Holy shit the person who found that Bill Cosby clip deserves a medal

    • @acarroll1714
      @acarroll1714 Před 4 lety +23

      This show is brilliant. He made us laugh and then let us have it.

    • @thedesertrat_9514
      @thedesertrat_9514 Před 3 lety +1

      I think they got it from the Fat Albert series where each episode they talk about some sort of educational life lesson. Obviously the irony in this is rich!

  • @theanimaster
    @theanimaster Před 3 lety

    “It’s Whine o’ Clock” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brcarter1111
    @brcarter1111 Před 2 lety +5

    Maybe if prisoners could earn minimum wage in prison and save it, they wouldn't land back in prison less than a year after they are released

  • @lukasdavidschulz
    @lukasdavidschulz Před 4 lety +565

    yeah crime itself shouldn't pay... labor should definitely pay though no matter who and where you are. THAT'S common sense.

    • @btonasse
      @btonasse Před 4 lety +36

      Exactly. I'm surprised John didn't point out the obvious there. They are not being paid for the crime they commited, but for the work they're doing. Their sentence was just "deprivation of liberty", not "deprivation of liberty and of getting paid"

    • @holecow1975
      @holecow1975 Před 4 lety

      No, they need to lean responsibly, prison isn’t supposed to be a paying gig. It’s supposed to be hard, give them hygiene products but no pay. Reform the prison system, to help them reform themselves to live life outside.

    • @lukasdavidschulz
      @lukasdavidschulz Před 4 lety

      ​@@holecow1975 nah, being deprived of walking freely is plenty hard. also prison itself isn't the "gig", they're not getting paid for just being there, they're getting paid for putting in work. simple as that.

  • @Swat_Dennis
    @Swat_Dennis Před 4 lety +2370

    America: How to capitalize everything

    • @resgresg
      @resgresg Před 4 lety +9

      Which is good. Right?

    • @NewandForgiven
      @NewandForgiven Před 4 lety +101

      @@resgresg Proven to always result in the best outcomes!
      Well, for those with the money; Almost like that's its motivating force.... 🙄

    • @resgresg
      @resgresg Před 4 lety +1

      @@NewandForgiven yeah, and with capitalism this involves all classes of society. When ideas is the foundation of the money production authoritaruan cunts are no longer the sole profiteers, like slavery, communism and such involuntary business models.

    • @lilyydotdev
      @lilyydotdev Před 4 lety +58

      @@resgresg did you not even watch the video

    • @resgresg
      @resgresg Před 4 lety +1

      @@lilyydotdev what did I miss? Prisoners have resigned their rights by violating the rights of others, except if it's drug trafficking or other non-aggressive 'crimes', then what does it matter?

  • @Dragonite43
    @Dragonite43 Před 3 lety +3

    "Securus will eliminate all face to face visitation," so evil...

  • @zacharyayotte5553
    @zacharyayotte5553 Před 3 lety +1

    That Batman bit fucking killed me and I have next to zero idea why 😂

  • @Trillykins
    @Trillykins Před 4 lety +596

    I'm astonished that private, for-profit prisons exist. Like, maybe the problem starts there?

    • @LouisSubearth
      @LouisSubearth Před 4 lety +47

      It is. Some believe the private prison lobby pushes state governments to arrest and incarcerate more people to keep said prisons operating.

    • @nimaelos3561
      @nimaelos3561 Před 4 lety +25

      It definitely is. But asking for it to be changed back to the way it were before, would be called socialist for sure.

    • @robertfalk3767
      @robertfalk3767 Před 4 lety +59

      I'm fine with that, Nimaelos. I really am fine being called a communist, socialist, etc for wanting basic human decency for everyone

    • @SapphireDragon357
      @SapphireDragon357 Před 4 lety +22

      @@robertfalk3767 I'm fine with it, too, but the truth is that being called a communist, socialist, etc even if it's not true by any definition of those words, has become a reason to dismiss anything you say by the people that use those words.

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 Před 4 lety +3

      No the problem doesn’t start there, it’s just as bad in government run prisons

  • @gersubdenis6724
    @gersubdenis6724 Před 4 lety +288

    Of course crime doesnt pay. You know what should pay though? Work

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +22

      Apparently crime pays, just look at the president.

    • @ryanedwards7487
      @ryanedwards7487 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Chunkboi White collar tax crime has always paid. The only time it doesn't is when you are as evil as Bernie Madoff was...

    • @playablue
      @playablue Před 4 lety +1

      Ryan Edwards so to be a bit evil is “ok” as long as its not on Bernie madoff levels? Get help.

    • @zerocooljpn
      @zerocooljpn Před 4 lety +2

      the guys at FOX have a way to bend reality...

    • @ryanedwards7487
      @ryanedwards7487 Před 4 lety +1

      @@playablue Dude, you didn't even get the facet of what I was saying. I was saying that we don't seem to care about that type of crime as long as it doesn't hit some extreme threshold.

  • @adamsandry15
    @adamsandry15 Před 3 lety +2

    That first Bill Cosby joke is even worse now because he's getting out way early

  • @cronx1337
    @cronx1337 Před 3 lety

    That AT&T slam caught me in the funnies

  • @justinkamperveen3860
    @justinkamperveen3860 Před 4 lety +1152

    These people have to pay taxes on a $0.15/hr income. That's absolutely nuts. And that warden talking about losing the "good ones" who they can "use" for washing their cars should have been fired immediately after that statement.

    • @truthbespoken333
      @truthbespoken333 Před 4 lety +129

      Oh C'mon now, what's a poor old white man to do without his slaves?

    • @arasb3258
      @arasb3258 Před 4 lety +68

      He is openly complaining about losing good free workers (slaves!)

    • @glennlee6987
      @glennlee6987 Před 4 lety +11

      Oh come on!! You're being overly dramatic! In the country chalk full of "isms", do you really think they would even entertain the concept of firing someone for such a statement? Quit being so silly with your logic.

    • @Oxxyjoe
      @Oxxyjoe Před 4 lety +3

      @@glennlee6987 well as long as the warden is spitballing about keeping good ones in, he's inviting everyone to start spitballing right back at him. But yeah, he didn't create the problem

    • @moonwyrmdelirium4573
      @moonwyrmdelirium4573 Před 4 lety +18

      It sounded way too much like he was just talking about slaves.

  • @rikwisselink-bijker
    @rikwisselink-bijker Před 4 lety +493

    Crime shouldn't pay, but a job should. If you insist on not paying inmates by saying "crime shouldn't pay", you are admitting that forcing them to work is criminal.

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      @petergonzalez1719 Před 4 lety +2

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    • @stephencoldbear
      @stephencoldbear Před 4 lety +1

      Let's solve the problem of law-abiding citizens getting livable pay first. Criminals get free room and board, but the rest of us don't. We need that money more than they do so we can just survive.

    • @BenjaminSodos
      @BenjaminSodos Před 4 lety

      The average prisoner costs $26K - $32K per year in order to house, feed, and keep. The average worker works 80 hours per paycheck accumulating at 2080 hours per year --> $25,000 / 2080 Hours work = $12.50 - $15.38 $ per hour, the federal minimum wage is $7.25 per hour. This means the average prisoner who works earns more than the average american who works. Saying anything different is ignorance, as at the minimum if a prisoner was going to work he/she must pa back their debt to society.

    • @rikwisselink-bijker
      @rikwisselink-bijker Před 4 lety +4

      @@stephencoldbear Good plan, instate an actual living wage as the minimum wage, no exceptions. That will solve both at the same time. Any business that can't afford to pay a living wage can't afford the employee and is just pretending they can.

    • @semc1986
      @semc1986 Před 4 lety +5

      @@BenjaminSodos That must be why we're always hearing about people breaking into prisons.
      I'm sure most inmates would be willing to forego some of their in-prison living expenses (such as tasers, 16:36 ) if you were to ask them nicely.

  • @kaloofy3500
    @kaloofy3500 Před 3 lety +4

    “Crime doesn’t pay” isn’t it? Is this not you profiting off crime? Sounds like crime pays to me...

  • @MrSirlulzalot
    @MrSirlulzalot Před 10 měsíci +1

    Maybe the worst thing about this subject is that it would not have been THAT hard to have some human decency, and the long-term benefit would be worthwhile to everyone involved.

  • @Gilder-von-Schattenkreuz
    @Gilder-von-Schattenkreuz Před 4 lety +331

    I have to Say.
    This Show is the Best Anti Immigration measure the USA has.
    The more Episodes I watch.
    The more I am Happy that I dont life in the USA.

    • @playablue
      @playablue Před 4 lety +11

      Dont worry a lot of other areas do this as well and yet get no publicity.

    • @ghfryw
      @ghfryw Před 4 lety +2

      this, this is gold! :)

    • @Gilder-von-Schattenkreuz
      @Gilder-von-Schattenkreuz Před 4 lety +11

      @@playablue
      Indeed.
      Communist China for example.
      Iran does it.
      And I am pretty sure Russia is doing something Similar as well :)

    • @valerieblackwell5765
      @valerieblackwell5765 Před 4 lety +38

      @@Gilder-von-Schattenkreuz china isnt communist, they may present that way but they are just another authoritarian regime that used the idea of communism to control the pol-sphere (after mao). China is an imperialist capitalist authoritarian country

    • @user-en7qc2bd5u
      @user-en7qc2bd5u Před 4 lety +15

      @@Gilder-von-Schattenkreuz do you really want to use those countries as a benchmark for your country?

  • @hepthegreat4005
    @hepthegreat4005 Před 4 lety +497

    You're not giving them tampons! The hell? That's cruel and unusual punishment.

    • @Iffem
      @Iffem Před 4 lety +45

      hell, given how unsanitary period blood is, it's cruel and unusual punishment for everyone in the vicinity

    • @robertfalk3767
      @robertfalk3767 Před 4 lety +39

      It's amazing there aren't more outbreaks of blood-borne pathogens in these prisons.
      Or there are, but the media barely gives a fuck.

    • @realSimoneCherie
      @realSimoneCherie Před 4 lety +18

      hep the great you should hear Alabama’s policy, they’re “working on it”, but right now one woman gets 1 pad 1 tampon per month 🤢

    • @andreajohnson6968
      @andreajohnson6968 Před 4 lety +43

      @Caligula6 Shoshon Did you not watch the part with the formerly incarcerated woman talk about making $4 per month? Is working an entire month for a box of tampons really something that sounds like a solution to you? Are you dumb or a monster?

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Před 4 lety +29

      @@Iffem Not providing feminine hygiene products is like not providing toilet paper. It's a normal bodily function which you cannot control. And at least when men go to the bathroom, they don't have to carry it around in their pants all day like women do with their blood.