Green New Deal: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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- čas přidán 11. 05. 2019
- With the Green New Deal sparking a national conversation about all the ways to combat climate change, John Oliver looks at a few potential solutions.
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Stalin was absolutely going after the Hambourgeoisie
Fuckin BolsheMc's! 😡
This is brilliant
Adam Eget finally feels validated. Now he may not feel like he needs to go back under the Queensboro bridge.
But hey, in Soviet Russia, everyone can afford sausages.
You'd better patent that name before I steal it for my upperclass-twit vegan/gluten-free/carbon-neutral restaurant that refuses to sell hamburgers (or any food whatsoever) no matter how much people want it... I'll make a million dollars off your wit if you're not faster than me... Rich fools will pay good money to starve to death; just ask Jenny Craig back in 1992.
I've never heard Bill Nye swear.
That was surreal.
He's done it before.
@@kiideva Yeah, but this was epic.
Climate change deniers are surreal
I had to rewind that!
I guess he really meant it, then?
When bill cussed, my childhood was shattered for all of 5 seconds, then I said, MORE!!!!!
@@docb8324 You make more noise than I do. Wah, indeed.
This is one the best parts of growing up. Seeing someone you loved to watch on TV as a kid and be able to appreciate them as an adult.
"Here's some fucking mentos and a bottle of diet coke. Happy now?" - Billy Nye, the Science Guy
"The world is on fucking fire!" That quote became a lot more literal recently.
Yeah because people set the fires themselves
@newswars-dotcom What does that have to do with what I said?
@@ballsbs1 Whataboutism.
this ddidn't age well, california is on fire again
Hello from 2020
"They wanna take away your hamburgers, that's what Stalin dreamed about and never achieved"
you can't go more American than that.
how embarassing if I were american I would be ashamed by the fact that my politicians think I'm so dumb I'm gonna be scared by that idiotic sentence
@@demetrarossi4212 I am ashamed and I am from Paraguay
So to be American is to fuck up the whole world and take no responsibility for it, even with their food?
For fuck's sake, just make hamburgers with plants, chicken or pork.
“Eliminating hamburgers is communism. The fewer hamburgers there are, the more communister it is.” - Stalin
George My family recently moved to the US. We are extremely privileged to be be here, but I was saying the whole damn time that we wouldn’t be getting any better here. The political climate is fucked, the populous is misinformed, and basic levels of empathy are non-existent
“Happy now?!”
*John bounces up and down like a child*
“YES I AM HAPPY!”
He’s fucking adorable. He’s old enough to be my dad but he’s adorable.
Jasmine Duker yes he is, yes he is really adorable.
He’s a national treasure that must be protected at all costs
John: "Why do you think I invited you to this show's episode?"
@@blueflamexl9880 since he's an Englishman in America I'd say international treasure ;)
The good old days. Back when all we had to worry about was the extinction of the human species.
#Takemeback!!!!!
oh how naïve this comment has become
At least now, we get to worry about the extinction of the human species.
Very different.
Back when the end if the workd was a matter if 21 years not 21 days...
Ignoring the recommendations of science can get us in many ways. Ask Congress to listen to the experts: cclusa.org/write
"The State is an instrument in the hands of the ruling class." - The Hamburglar
"ROBBLE ROBBLE." -Joseph Stalin
It's funny because the Hamburglar was a notorious dictator.
the proletariat will seize the means of production... and your burgers
Hey that is NOT the other way around.
@@ZaidShaikh-kb8vf r/woosh that’s the joke but I guess it went over your head or your head is under water because of the increasing floods
@@laurenwelch1917 maybe
HBO needs to give Bill Nye a new show where it's basically like his old science shows, but with excessive swearing.
Excessive?
"Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit." That's an example of excessive swearing.
I would watch it.
I'd pay for that.
Bill Nye the Senile Guy
I love how he says "teaching you photosynthesis when you were twelve", it feels like a personal attack. Its funny tho I moved to a new school when I was around 12 and I was so confused as to why everyone in biology class was so excited to watch this Bill Nye show and by the end of the day I was singing the theme song too and indoctrinated into the fancult-I mean fanclub. Loved it ever since.
And I'm happy Bill Nye is still joking around about it. Like, man is out here memeing his whole career bc we love cynical nostalgia jokes.
Year and a half later California is on fire, San Francisco has a nice orange glow, fire tornadoes 🌪 are a nice spectacle to watch, temperature’s as high as 130 in Death Valley and Republicans are still denying climate change is a thing...
Good times 👍
It's literally the embodiment of the "This is fine" meme
@@willp4623 Trump is Dyatlov 😂
“3.6 Roentgen, not great not terrible!” 😂
At least it's 130°F and not 130°C.
@Big Chief Drink a Brew, from Yankton! So you made your account 2 weeks ago just to make this “enlightened” comment?
I didn’t talk about any plans but rather than sitting on his fat a$$ and doing nothing or rather, rolling back on 100 environmental policies and making things worse, what did your glorious leader Trump do to show he was thinking ahead on addressing the issue? Hmmm 🤔
@Big Chief Drink a Brew, from Yankton! Seeing your responses it’s obvious you don’t know what science even is
Your profound ignorance is surpassed only by your nonsensical arguments
“Jus Chris” what is this? Some secret code for Trump’s supporters only? 😂
"Safety Glasses Off Motherfuckers!"
I think I have a new catchphrase
Wanted to see how far I had to scroll for this. Not far
Bill Nye the savage guy
Agreed.
That was great...
(No one tell OSHA)
Bill Nye dropped an F-bomb.
I'm a grown up now.
It was a moment for me, as well!
Cheers!
"grow the fuck up, you're not children anymore" - bill nye
lol your picture makes this comment even better
That was epic, and appropriate.
I genuinely felt more surprised when he did that than when I heard my own parents swear for the first time. I was shocked.
“When something costs more people buy less”
*laughs in apple*
Fortunately, carbon emissions are harder to build a brand around that people will shell out money for no matter the cost. Though I wouldn't be surprised if coal companies are working on that very task.
When you care about hamburger more than your planet
I honestly could live without hamburgers. You know, go on to the vegi-burgers
@@brad9343 beyond burgers 💜
Dynamite24 they are way better than they have any right to be
Mmmm hamburger
@Julie W. wait... What? Carbon dioxide feeds trees. It's methane that's hurting the environment
See now I want a “Bill Nye the Pissed off Science Guy” tv show
Fuck yes mate, fuck yes
Bill Nye the appeal to authority guy-- Steven Crowder
Bill Nye the Science Thug
Forget dragons. When you can make Bill Nye drop an F bomb for your amusement, you've achieved real power.
Bill Nye the Bought and Paid For Guy
I would totally watch "Saftey Glasses on Motherfucker with Bill Nye"
I would if there were a comma after "on."
i have 5 dollars to start the crowdfunding....
I am so in.
With special guest: Samuel L. Jackson
Absolutely.
“Our first step is to define the problem and define the scope of the solution, and so we’re here to say that small incremental policy solutions are not enough.” Beautifully said.
As someone who's still in high school and still sees Bill Nye the Science Guy videos on occasion...
This is hilarious. I don't think I can ever watch another Bill Nye the Science Guy video ever again without thinking about this one. Not that that's a bad thing, this is beautiful.😂
"they wanna take away your hamburgers. this is what Stalin *DREAMED* of!"
i literally fell off my chair laughing at that lmfao
Yeahmm it was a joke
When I first read your comment I thought you said "I felt my chair laughing at that" and I found it weirdly poetic:D
willl 88 Chill, you snowflake.
Fox News is so credible
well, to be fair, he would've definitely been dreaming of bunless hamburgers: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor
Bill Nye calling us motherfuckers was amazing
Hysterical. (He's an idiot)
its unfunny and forced, the guy is an idiot
jon it’s only funny since he went so out of character to who he actually is, especially by swearing
@@5t3v3n12343211 I know thats my point..
le kids science man said f word!!
''nothing's free you idiots''
Free healthcare
Free College
Didn't know Bill Nye was conservative.
I had been waiting years to see Bill Nye be so blunt about issues. So happy I am able to see this. Thank you.
By far one the funniest episodes!
15:15 Everyone's talking about Bill Nye's appearance, but I laugh every time at the Express John Oliver joke followed by the build up of laughter and then John's improv follow up 🤣
So good, I immediately rewatched that part several times.
Got it. Belching cows, not farting ones. Perfect. Thanks John. Learned everything.
haha, you hit the nail on the head with that one! : )
You can basically just turn the episode off after that. :dusts off hands:
Wanted to like the comment, but thought id leave it at 420 xD
*DONT FORGET* the diet coke went high
Elias Kracher You can like it now
"Safety Glasses Off, MotherF*ckers" ~Bill
But there was still a raging fire...
Need to make T-shirts of this...
Bill isn't a real scientist you know
@@kinglucifer3633 and?
@@DeosPraetorian lol why are you mad at me ? It's true though😁
When John eventually dies I hope the person handling his affairs watches this video and he's buried with a hose basket
John Oliver recklessly tossing various objects like that hose basket from his desk gets me every time 😂
I know it was a joke, but I'm actually open to an edgier Bill Nye.
Bill Nye the 'Sick of this shit' guy.
Bill Nye the NOT a scientist guy
He's a comedian/actor
@@joeypoil9370 Umm, a bachelor of science in mechanical engineering and work with Boeing (during which he developed a hydraulic resonance suppressor tube for 747s) beg to differ.
@@endergeek236 my apologies...
He's an actor/comedian with a bachelor's in mechanical engineering.
He's not a climatologist
He's a mouth piece reading a script
@@joeypoil9370 when did I insinuate otherwise?
Cows belch methane. Methane is flammable. Cows are dragons?
I guess so.
I don't know how I feel about Game of Thrones anymore...
That's the most sensible transitive hypothetical syllogism I've seen in a minute.
No - they're the middlemen. Middlebovines? Whatever.
Why do you think we're always flying off with them though
Only if cows clenching their teeths would cause a spark, we would see a live dragon
“I think we have broken Bill Nye” had me busting out laughing lol 😂 😂
Bill Nye: "I swear by science."
No, you swear when explaining science. Epic. F--kin' epic!
I would absolutely watch a show where Bill Nye aggressively attacks viewer’s misconceptions about science, all while insulting them in the most profane way possible.
That show is my dream show
Yes you would but it wouldn't be very good cause nye is a talking head and mainly sticks to political issues disguised as "science". We trust him cause of his former career but we shouldn't let people brainwash us like that
You do see what video this right? Of course it’s political. But the point is- people watch him because he’s entertaining, they trust him because his claims are backed by empirical data and science.
@@patricioansaldi8021 Let me guess: You're still pissed about his "Bill Nye Saves The World" episode about gender identity.
@@wydiwy I don't give a shit, people can be as dumb as hell as they want to be. I am speaking for the people who have their eyes, ears, and minds open to reality and, as such, are not entranced in a hypnotic fantasy that aristocrats, business people, and politicians are exploiting to foster their careers and fatten their wallets.
First time I heard Bill swear, I love it.
Also second, third and fourth time.
He needs to make an adult science show
@@kirdnehh he did
@@5Jango5 Yeah and it was troll as fk. It was like he had completely snapped towards the state of society and was just trolling so hard. Remember the sexuality musical segment he had? Fk'n amazing, soooo many people were triggered, and he just reveled in the backlash on twitter like a total troll.
maybe this subject is dear to him, he cares about it letting this misery aggravate him when facing humanity's stupidity afterall?
FWIW, I am *absolutely* down with Bill Nye doing a science show that ends with him roasting us more than he roasted that globe. I'm here for it.
I love how Oliver's videos are funny, yet educate me at the same time. I for example never knew cows couldn't fart.
the deal is actually: cows fart just as much as we do (or someone in that weightclass at least) but they "burb" far more methane while theier food travels from stomach to stomach (5 times), untill the tough cellulose is finally conditioned for proper digestion...
"We've universally agreed that polluting is bad."
No, we haven't, and that's kinda the whole problem.
@newswars-dotcom just that companies in Austria, Germany and France recycle glassfibre...
@newswars-dotcom I'm that article there is written "non recycable" so why
@@philipdudingston6855 Because it's made up. The website he linked is an alt-right conspiracy website. mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-american-mirror/
@newswars-dotcom The blades are recyclable. The article says "they are not recyclable" wich means the article is not telling the truth, or forgetting to tell important parts of the truth.
@newswars-dotcom they are able to be recycled.
The only problem is, due to most of the blades being either out of glass fibre or crp the fields in wich the granular can be used afterwards are not big.
The thing in you case I can easy tell you, MONEY.
It's expensive to recycle and thus they just try to burry it.
The country's Austria, Germany and France I told you in the beginning are doing it cause it is FORBIDDEN to trash glass fibre or crp, cfrp plastics. So they MUSST recycle so it is able to be recycled.
So writing "it can not be recycled" is just wrong m8.
_"Here's some f*cking Mentos"_ is a phrase I never thought I'd hear from the Science Guy himself, but I'm so glad I did.
Good for you..
In this GLOBAL WARMING sketch .... The funny thing is we brushed of the seriousness of global warming and focused on bill nye ... even when he showed us what is/will happen to earth .... where are this fucked up we gotta stop global warming ... comments ... XD
@11:29 That will be 0.00234 United States Dollars fine for releasing the CO2 from that Soft drink without consuming it by mouth. If there's one fact you take away from this comment it's that Soda Enemas will NOT be exempt from the carbon release fines because ......wait for it..........Farts!
He's acknowledging the adulthood of the people who grew up with him. It's awesome.
I didn't know I could love him more!
Trump probably thought they were talking about a green nude eel.
🤣
This is definitely one of johns most unhinged episodes and I love this chaotic energy
Ngl, ive seen no better Climate-Coverage than UpisNotJump, Hbomberguy, Some More News, and Second Thought. Fun but also Educational af. So its good that we can fight C-Change by learning about it, cause thats how you do that.
When Bill Nye starts swearing, you KNOW things have gotten bad.
nothing brings down the authenticity of you argument than swearing
@@@johnanna6047: unless of course the argument is actually about swearing .
Right. Things have gotten bad for the left. I'm sure that's what you meant
@@@stablegenius2389: Actually, things have gotten bad for EVERYBODY, no matter what side of the argument you're on. Are of our politicians are more worried about their "image" and "who's winning" that no one is running the country or seems to have a clear idea of what direction we're going.
@@HMFan2010 no actually. The economy is doing great. I'd like you to compare any statistic from the Obama administration to today right now. And you say politicians only care about who is winning... You only say that if you're on the left. The left is tearing itself apart trying to see who can go against Trump in 2020. The right isn't. The right is 100% sitting president 2020. But you said everyone is worse off... Prove it. It's verifiably false.
Whenever I'm down, I watch John Oliver to brighten my mood and learn something new about the world
We may have reduced emissions generated in the UK but we have outsourced a lot of it to other countries. Would be great to see a piece on that. All Western countries do it while chiding developing nations for their emissions.
Truly, Watching BIll Nye Drop the F Bomb and practically dunk on John and everyone that grew up with him has been the greatest moment in television history
that is the beauty of HBO
OMG I was just thinking the same thing when I just watched this video on CZcams. It was fantastic. Safety glasses off MF!! Wow, I loved it!!
Bringing in Bill Nye to help with scientific credibility is like bringing in Jerry Sandusky to help with public relations.
This is what people want from Bill! Netflix are you watching this?
In this GLOBAL WARMING sketch .... The funny thing is we brushed of the seriousness of global warming and focused on bill nye ... even when he showed us what is/will happen to earth .... where are this fucked up we gotta stop global warming ... comments ... XD
TL;DR
The majority of methane cows produce is from belching, not farting
TL;DW*
It's just as silly a "problem".
tldr:
The planet is on fire and it's all Bill's fault!
KILL BILL!
so?
That's why we need to feed the cows seaweed
11:26 How did you get Bill Nye to curse?? I thought he was like Mr. Rogers.
He is a human being he has emotions Especially since he is a scientist and he is watching everyone ignoring science
...And here is Mister Rogers giving the middle finger:
czcams.com/video/VVvAaFVXUIo/video.html
(Poor guy had no idea what the internet was going to do with it, or what the internet would be, for that matter)
Rewatching this after a year and I can confidently confirm the only thing I remembered was that cows don't fart, they burp.
Well, they fart too. As it was explained in another comment here, because cows have four stomachs, like all ruminants, imethane has more of an opportunity to build up as a waste gas and be expelled thtough the mouth.
"Safety glasses off mother f#ckers."
This is how every college lab assistant is ending their day for at least a month.
I work in a foundry. I’ll be using that line every time I leave the plant floor.
OMG NOW I NEED TO BE THERE!!!
#Dontskipclassthisweek
If Bill Nye were to start a new show on HBO, that would have to be the name.
Damn. The one time I actually regret that we don't wear safety glasses in our lab.
11:25 Hearing Bill Nye drop an F-Bomb is making seven year old me wide-eyed and stunned.
lol
It's not remotely the first time
I guess that's what the end of the world does to the science guy
That shit was glorious!
after almost a lifetime he had the courage to free his speech from hypocrisy
Thank you for standing up in this pleasurable way for a generation who is facing a high risk of a catastrophic future with many people not even being aware of it! Great job! :)
John “No one solution is going to be nearly enough here. We need to tackle this from multiple angles and there are a lot of different ideas...” Covid-19 “hold my beer”
but covid19 won't change the fundamental behavior of human beings in an international level , sadly.
No, however it will take at a minute for humanity to bounce back to “normal” activity after. Death is a factor, and several companies have picked up much earlier than predicted that telecommuting is cheaper than owning and operating big offices therefore may not open all of them again once the all clear is given. There’s two factors changed. Who knows what else will change as this crisis continues to ripple though our lives. Be safe everyone.
Going vegan would probably be the only one step solution. Animal agriculture creates more greenhouse gases than ALL forms of transportation combined!
@@XVeganDaveGodFreeX No it's not the only solution. You don't need to eliminate animal agriculture, a healthy reduction would be already sufficient. Before we started to produce so much CO2 in the 1950s people also ate meat, but much less. Meat was the the highlight on sunday. the rest of the week you would ate vegetables and bread and add small pieces of sausage or ham to it. I also find it ironic when vegans in Europe think that soy is so much better. In America soy is grown in large amounts, in Europe on the other hand it is not. If I buy my eggs from my local farmer who feeds his chicken with grass and by products of his harvest, it has surely a lower CO2 foot print than imported soy from south America. Oversea transport is a beast. 1 Transport ship causes as much CO2 as driving millions of cars for a whole year (no joke, look it up)
Remember... remember, in 10 years when there are people claiming that the earth is cylindrical, remember who started that bogus claim....
#cylindricalEarth
I always thought John Oliver was a smart man, but that nonsense made me unsub. Every real scientist like myself knows that the Universe is Donut shaped.
remember that there are peopel claiming the world will end in 10years right now. know your idiots people.
At least they're not claiming time is a cube
Well 4chan did literally create the flat earth theory. It started as a joke.
Bill Nye swearing rocked my world, do much shock!
no doubt I am shookith
I think we can all agree that we are Bill Nye right now.
Ngl, i nearly spittaked.
Jayme Ann “GROW THE F UP, YOU ARE ADULTS” -Bill
Did he just say that the Cheesecake Factory should only sell pie?😂
“No the earth is a bowl!!! How else can a American see Australia by looking upwards!??!”
-someone I actually met.
Even though this is a shit-post conspiracy I made someone out there genuinely believes this wholeheartedly because reasons.
Safety Glasses off Motherfuckers is going to be my new text-tone
A solid t-shirt too.
Me too
John Oliver. I figured out why I love you:
You do not only criticize media, you criticize how we consume it.
weird reason to love someone
Yet he profits from it can you say... hypocritical
and then he goes right back to being a terrible untrustworthy source of media to consume
@@eversostrange6337 Are you negating his value by my love or the other way around? [hold for rant]
If you don't think John Oliver deserved to be praised for what he does then who are you? He could make a comedy bit about whatever he wanted to, but he chooses this. Weather it is because he genuinely wants to get trough to people or if he just likes to be a troll. whatever. Doesn't matter. The point is that it informs people. knowledge is power. We need to know how the world works and what doesn't work and why.
You say that he's profiting and that's hypocritical? Wouldn't you want to profit from your passion? And don't tell me he isn't passionate about his work. He wouldn't have done the shit he's done if he didn't care. or who knows, maybe he has a death wish? He has stepped on so many lion's tails and pulled a fair deal of rugs. You just don't do that "for a laugh".
If you think that, maybe the world is more screwed than I thought. If somewhere way up the line, someone is pulling his strings like an evil puppet master concocting this whole show just to give people an illusion of enlightenment, that would fall in line with being hypocritical.
The aggressive way he slide the hose basket off the desk 😂😂😂
AOC: Hey guys, should we do something about climate change?
GOP: OMG THIS IS COMMUNISM!!!
I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren what it was like before we lived under the dome.
Can't wait to tell my grandchildren what life was like before we were all dead
Belial ...what?
Lucy and the Notions Well at least I’m optimistic.
@Belial global warming doesn't have a side.
@Belial lefties.. wow
"Who cares if farm crops are dying? I get my food from the store" - somebody, probably
"If we stop the heathens from being gay and having abortions God will turn the themostat down!" - Many people, definitely.
I guess it's a good thing we've had record high harvest amounts lately.
"Who cares if I'm Paying for my own Extortion" -somebody, probably
hahahahahahahahaah #MAGA probably
🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant because I promise you someone out there is thinking that 😩
Somewhere out there someone’s childhood was enhanced by a angry Bill Nye much like with me when I heard a potty mouth Spongebob.
I need more of that Bill Nye The Swearing Guy.
Quoth Hamilton:
“They don’t have a plan, they just hate mine.”
Maybe that's because your plan involves sleeping with their wives.
Convince them otherwise!
While I agree that republicans don't have a plan, I would argue that the Green New Deal is also not a plan. Hamilton had a solid idea for what he wanted to do to fix a problem. These situations would be comparable if the plan Jefferson was arguing against from Hamilton was just "We should get the states out of debt" without proposing any semblance of how they would go about doing so.
@@jacobcrawford2211 Hope someone did well on their AP US History exam.
@@jacobcrawford2211 We had concrete plans ten years ago. They didn't pass either.
The Isabella skit at 6:10 killed me. Give that writer a raise that was solid gold!
Something tells me that John edited that bit in. 😄 I kept thinking "how long did he rehearse it? He didn't even take a breath! "
As a comedy writer, I am offended. Watch more comedy, good sir ✌🏼️
Skit? You think is a joke??
You must not watch much comedy. That was stupid as hell.
Willem DaFuckedUp Jesus, that escalated: "you don't like this joke? you're a nazi!" Let's all calm down. We don't need to like all the jokes written by autistic failed nyc stand ups. I write for HBO, so I'm not judging
Hearing Bill Nye dropping F bombs and saying mother fucker was totally AWESOME!!!!
It's 2023 and we're already seeing it
Seeing a childhood idol curse me out made me feel like I should do something about it
I think we can all agree that we are Bill Nye right now.
that's how I felt with Bob Saget
It only takes most of us to agree that something needs to be done to get stuff done.
Ohh, and in the US things are a bit more complicated.
Ninja Man SAME
Bill Nye the honorary bachelor degree guy!
^fact, but why is pointing out the fact he's litterally just a showman and not a real scientist get so much hate? Seriously look it up, after you rage at me of course.
Seriously *HBO,* I would watch a half hour of this style of *Bill Nye* every week !!!
Yes! DO IT!
He has his own netflix show. its in its 3rd season
@@TheBudmoore420 But! Is he gritty in it?
haven't seen that gits 2nd gig image since i waz a kid
Bill Nye takes over Game of Thrones spot on HBO
John knew exactly what he was doing when talking about cow burps and now that information is a part of me for life so thanks alot Mr. Oliver well played.
So, in lay man's terms, rejecting the green new deal is like hitting mute and looking the other way global warming is discussed on the news.
"Express John Oliver....not a fan...Now you see it..Now you can't un -see it "... Hysterical. Thanks John.
"Should we save the planet?"
"Well, first we need to let corporations ruin it so they can make more money. Then we'll think about it."
**Establish communism**
Right ? I'm sure North Korea and China deeply care about global warming.
ridow300 Who said anything about communism? Common sense on the other hand...
@@KGDHMF You're right, just fuck the planet, fuck the air, fuck the water, fuck the oceans, fuck all the species, let's just not do a shit about it and let everything die at its finest.
So Capitalism is failing. And Communism is also failing.
Maybe we should take a different approach? To both of them.
Maybe something in the middle. I hear the Nordic countries have a system that isn't completely fucked.
@@Thunder-Sky Sweden *had* a decent system, but our politicians have been selling out everything we used to own collectively since the early nineties, often to friends, relatives or companies they are later employed by. Privatized healthcare, schools and transportation, leeching on tax money but sending every cent earned as profit to some international tax haven.
Norway only survives as an economy with the oil fund.
Finland has some issues with corruption, more or less the same as Sweden.
I'd go for the Danish version, if I got to pick and choose. They're still relatively sane down there.
John's energy after bill's mentos trick was like next level!🤣
6:08 - I love John's absurdist humour.
The Canadian Carbon Tax gave me a 154$ refund on my tax return. FIRE.
Is there a credit for taking transit again? I got only $38 but if I can save on my transit again I might get more lololol. (Then again, it's not hard to save more than $38 lololol)
@@tokiobabe99 Yeah that's my bad. I fixed my comment. Maybe it was wishful thinking on my behalf? :P
You guys got paid? :)
Oh shit that's why my return was so much higher this year! I don't have a car.
*gives a thousand-yard stare in Albertan leftist*
As the grandchild of lifelong farmers and several uncles who farmed until drumpf's tariff wars killed agriculture, I'm glad they pointed out, bovine do not fart, they belch.
Imagine instead of slam poetry, they actually had cabinet battle like in Hamilton, it would be so unbelievably cool. I would watch Canadian politics just for that.
Facts I remember from this episode:
1. Cows don’t fart, they belch.
That's not a fact. Cows do fart. You've obviously never been on a farm.
Let’s go ahead and tax emissions so people will stop putting them out. And then we’ll give them the money back so they have no reason to quit putting out emissions- Jon Oliver
Korri Galbraith that was a joke. You’ve obviously never watched the whole video.
Jason M. No it wasn’t you obviously didn’t look into it months ago when she put it on her website
Jason M. And now that it’s months past people like Jon Oliver can lie and pretend “it was a mistake”
“Everyone’s talking about it & it was booed at a trump rally. That means it’s 1) famous and 2) probably good.”
We *stan* John Oliver for so many reasons, and this is definitely one
Except for the fact that the GND is actually retarded.
@newswars-dotcom Wait, did you literally just link Alex Jones as a source? Really? I didn't think I'd ever encounter an infowars-er in the wild. Wait. Just saw your username. Are you Alex Jones? Are all the frogs gay yet?
newswars-dotcom Thank god I live in Europe so I have to deal less with people like you.
@newswars-dotcom You look pretty triggered. Maybe go back to your safe space on InfoWars?
@newswars-dotcom I don't know man. Only one of us is throwing a temper tantrum in all caps. Tell me, are your feelings always this easily hurt?
John, you MUST do a segment with The Juice Media!!!!!!!!! I can't stress this enough. It would be like the Fantastic 4 teaming up with nana nanana nanana...Batman! I'm begging you...please.
I legit had forgotten I'd seen this episode, until we got to the cow belching vs farting part, and realized, Holy Shit... the one and only thing I had remembered from this episode, was what John begged us not to!! lmao
As a person who grew up with Bill Nye the Science Guy, thank you, thank you very much
And he's still just an actor :)
Bill Nye, the Science Guy!
@Curtis Liner youre a fucking clown
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@Curtis Liner You are advocating things that will kill you and your descendants, you stupid piece of shit.
So this is why Bill Nye was trending on twitter today 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@DaniellaToussonHe's a scientist, a real one, you dense twat.
@@Wal_Martyr666 He isn't even a scientist lol
@@allenellsworth5799 He is literally a scientist. He's a mechanical engineer who developed parts for planes that are still in use. That is to say, he knows how sht works. He was a professor at Cornell. He's a fellow at the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry and a member of various other scientific boards including CEO of the Planetary Society. In short, you may not think he's a scientist, and he may not be a specialist in a particular field, but all scientists recognize him as a scientist. So what have YOU done lately?
@@DaniellaTousson You think his shows are just his opinion? he's a widely recognized scientist who himself has a panel of scientists who work on his show verifying everything he talks about. Then on his last show, he had panels of mostly scientists and other professional discuss these things in ways lay people could understand. People hate him, not because he's not a scientist, but because he IS and because what he says on his show IS the truth, and that hurts people's feelings. Science doesn't care about your feelings.
@@NixinVictus That doesn't make him a scientist. He is an engineer. Does he know about science? Yes he does.
“It’s funny cause his brain is slowly turning into pudding”
It already was John, it already was
its been a year. i still rmmbr that methane fact.
Bill Nye dropping the F-bomb is a gift from the Gods
Exactly!!!🤣
and to think he used to star on a kids show
You like F-bombs?🤣 czcams.com/video/BB0aFPXr4n4/video.html
Yes just yes
It soo was!
Do more episodes on ecological issues. Yes, it is depressing but I think we're well past the point of comfortably ignoring this issue.
The carbon tax is insane it might be necassary but it's an extreme measure there trying to raise the price of dirty energy to make clean energy seam less expensive I get it but it's a big move . Also another big move work camps so like everyone work a everyone eats it'll raise national GDP 5% (which is huge) but it may seam consentration campy
yeah I live in a city/country where they have those "annoying" recycling schemes I've been really "lazy" not giving a fuck about it because it requires having 6 different bins...
One thing that really pissed me off was seeing one of my companies product marked "we love earth so we use less plastic" or some bullshit like that, having the product wrapped in "paper".... it turns out the "paper" packaging had a micro plastic film on it to make it glossy.
Sure you can easily sort it as paper, and maybe just need a little bit of heat to melt off the plastic or just "ignore" the plastic.
But some where in china there's a facility that is producing that micro film, and I'm sure tons of micro plastic leaks on the way here and another couple of tones leaks out into the environment by "ignorant" people like me, who can't really be bothered, yet claim to care....
I lost it, I can't even explain how thin the plastic was, but there and then I almost had a flashback to "the turtles are chocking on plastic"
If I can't be bothered to fucking use my 3-5 million years of cognitive and critical thinking evolution to sort at least plastics, paper, food, and e-waste then I should just fuck off to venus.
I'm mad at my self for acting like that, and allowing companies to pull those kind of tricks because they know we don't really care, we want cheap stuff. If hey cared they would have just used paper, if I cared I would have taken recycling seriously a decade a go.
We are seriously fucking ourself up for the future... that's no big deal we deserve it... but all the other life on this planet don't have a clue what's going on, they might feel or notice some small change in the climate if they are smart enough, but they literally lack the metal capacity to understand that WE are cause of all this , no other animals is to blame for this, not the cows, chickens or pigs, no we are.
And YES we should be going after that hamburger, how about we start using our brain (actually just money) and grow artificial meat. it's just psychological that we think "eeew" or "nah man that's just too weird"..... Sorry I'm mad just thinking about it.
What part of a carbon tax is insane? It merely adjusts the price of products so they include the actual cost to all of us.
Jimi Taco We need more people like you in this world
People that see when there’s a problem, and feel the need to do something about it; not just want to ignore it because it’ll require some amount of effort
@@burtelli carbon doesn't cost that much though, it acidfies the ocean more than heats up the atmosphere. Carbon is not the problem, the auxillary pollution is much more dangerous in the short term than carbon is in the long term.
I never expected Bill Nye to start cussing at us 😂😂
We're doomed, there's no way we avoid the catastrophe.
I just hope it comes fast, because I want to see how it ends.
Very bad attitude. Also very true
7th Quark Nuclear is the way to avoid the catastrophe.
It's coming very soon! Watch for a blue ocean event in the arctic in the coming summers and methane go up exponentially
TLDR: Cows don't fart, they belch
Isn't that supposed to be TIL?
They do fart. Grew up on a farm and they do. Anyone that's actually been around them, not just passed them by in a car or never seen them, will tell you they damn sure fart. Lady in the video doesn't know what she's saying.
@@gtorregosa or TLDW
@@donnmckee4973 I had someone try to claim that whatever our Carbon footprint is, it isn't *nearly as bad as volcanos*
Volcanos are estimated to put out 200-400 million metric tons of CO2.
Humans and the things we do? Estimated 20-40 billion metric tons.
Lets just say that expecting accuracy or facts is a fool's errand here.
@@KaiTenSatsuma hey dumbass that isn't true skepticalscience.com/volcanoes-and-global-warming.htm
Don't let angry Bill Nye distract you from the fact that Cows Belch not Fart
specifically, they belch fart-gases. That's nasty.
burp
Don't Ask Productions 😂😂
Lol I'm gonna say "belch" everytime Gorka talks because that is the only thing that matches his spewing of BS besides diarrhea
During the Bill Nye fire segment I kept hearing the Charles Cornell piano soundtrack in my head and I can't be the only one
Who knew Bill Nye's final form would be Rick Sanchez
I love it.
Highly underrated comment here.
I can't wait to see Bill Nye in season 4!
He is the Daenarys Targaryan of science communicators
Bill Nye is a Commie pushing the "global warming/climate change" scam on you.
We have finally unlocked John Oliver's tragic backstory.
We did it guys. #SoftLipsofIsabela
Edit: Thanks for the 1.2k likes! That’s the most I’ve ever gotten on a comment.
We’ve achieved Level 9 friendship.
#SoftLipsofIsabela #feminism
Carlos Danger
Steam Achievement Unlocked:
"Soft Lips of Isabela"
_Get John Oliver to indirectly admit to his tragic love affair with the beautiful wife of a spanish mafioso._
He could construct it muuuch better, Isabela is a Spanish name, not an Italian one (here we use Isabella with 2 L) and the music in background is Spanish too
I've met that guy who read the Carbon Tax Poem. Shook his hand and whatnot. He's exactly as you'd think, making jokes about climate change thinking that it's not real while knowing nothing about it
Omg someone screamed when he threw the basket off his desk 😂
Bill Nye dropping the F bomb. Just when I thought I’d seen it all.
Right? I could hardly believe it when I heard it
Yeah I just never could've believe it, but I guess they're other moments when he does say it right?
Really, with all the climate change denial that's been happening I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner to be honest.
This isn't the first time, he dropped it as well on Inside Amy Schumer.
my childhood has been changed forever
Why don't we just call it a carbon tariff? The current administration in the US loves those...
Now that's a good idea. Then in the bill. Just use the word "winning" every other sentenance.
scottthewaterwarrior simple yet genius
because it's not a tariff
because a tariff is a tax on things that cross the border, a tax is a tax in general.
but they only want them on imports not their own exports... and you know how Mexico will react when they are supposed to pay for their carbon illegally crossing over the border into the US...
Hahaha he said, here’s your fuckn Mentos 🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Get it, Bill9!