@@catlady443 for me a single bed is already perfect: easier to make up, comfortable, matresses are cheaper so you can get a great one, you can sleep with your back against the wall instead of exposed and if someone comes over you just have to snuggle
Get the biggest bed, where people will intentionally not enter because of the challenge involved. Make it like American Ninja Warrior. Or Gandalf, " You shall not pass!"
Curtains help too. I had a dog who couldn’t STAND closed doors, but I despised an open door. We compromised and I got a curtain. He was definitely happier.
Nah. Mess is morally natural. Note how the guy didn't throw shade about the mess. Plus when he's happier with the space he'll probably care more about it.
@@figurativelyliterally9796 the shade was the "this so called room." I won't think it's about the size of the room cuz he has given advice for much smaller rooms.
I didn’t get it when I first watched the video, until I saw your comment….I thought he meant jump out as in going out of your house via window or something like that, not to jump out as in…that
So essentially, he's fung shueied his girlfriend out of existence. He's been fung shueied into celibacy. And he might want to jump out of the window for having to resort to living in a place like that to begin with!
😂😂 My Sims normally live outside on the grass since I don't have seasons, with just one small enclosed bathroom to meet the requirements for a tiny home. Perhaps I should send in a vid for this guy to critique - I bet it'd be hilarious!
That man has real courage, broadcasting his garbage dump of a room for all to see... To be fair to him, I've had times where my room had descended into chaos like that, but I at least had the decency to be ashamed of it 😂
Dude, my brother put bookcases up to make a wall between his door and his bed, and it’s a whole other vibe. He walks down a little corridor in his room and turns a corner to go to bed lol
The references to painting as an activity in particular is so funny given the dude’s haircut 😂 idk if he intentionally made the choice to get have that hair and that hobby together or if the world just decided and fate intervened
I had a twin bed my whole life till recently. I need a new mattress so I decided to upgrade to a full size bed. I sort of regret it because it a sizeable difference to room space.
Nobody asked you 😫😂😂 For real though, I’ve gone between a double, a queen, and a king several times in my life and every time I have a smaller bed it don’t matter how long I have it I’m missing my king lol. There’s nothing like being able to completely sprawl out, or even just roll over to the cool side of the bed 😂 idk man, I don’t think I could ever give it up again lol.
And the horse you rode in on. Sleeping in an undersized bed sucks. Any bed under at least queen size is undersized even for one. I can understand there are people out there who are content to sleep in a shoebox but many are not, so let's not decide for everybody, ok? Sorry for being a bit aggressive here, normally I'm a very peaceful person :)
People ha e way bigger everything than they need, it's causing huge issues. The average house has increased in size by an insane amount. Electric panels went froma standard of 100amps to 200 to now 3 or 400 on big custom houses. Nobody needs the space or power, it's a huge waste, yet here we are. Also, get a real job and benefit society instead of being a leech please; you're part of the problem.
I just discovered you today and I am watching all your shorts and can’t stop laughing. Genius design skills combined with a wicked sense of humour - an easy Subscribe for me!
Here I am, my 5'0 ass sitting in my king size bed by myself 😂 do I need more space? Yes. Will you have to pry this bed out of my cold dead hands? Also yes 😂
@Defsouul also 5ft here, i didnt grow up with a big bed because nobody ever thought i needed it. but after experiencing a huge bed, i hate going home 😭 feels so good and comfy
I legit love this channel because you give this advice for laying out the room, but don't have that smarmy "I'm better than you" personality most Feng Shui people do. You're just silly and I love it.
I love that the couch by the window gives you an option to read and jump out. Anytime you reach the end of a book and it’s not what it should have been, jumping out the window is the only option.
“Add another couch by the window to read, *jump out* , or whatever you like.”
😁
😅😊😂
🤣 I was coming to say this 😂
I wasn't the only one who caught that cool
And he said it soo chill
Too 😂
This man was really like "I'm about to give you some great advice, but you're not leaving unscathed"
No way am I actually the first reply at 10,000 likes. I know it’s an annoying thing to do, but some on. There’s no way.
💀
More like "You're gonna get advice but at what cost?" 😂
I'm like number 18.000 😎🎉
He had me at his caption. “This so called room” 😂😂😂
3k likes with no comment let me add one.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Asian parent in him couldn't let it go.
his expression said it all 😂
He's so cheerful, you almost slip past the absolutely VICIOUS shade being thrown without realizing
*vicious
@@PoeticOcean oh, my bad, thanks!
You mean the part about “living your poor life” 😂
frrr
“Enrich your poor life and it looks half decent.” He didn’t hold back any punches 😂😂😂
I bet that room is thousands of dollars a month too.
Asian honesty 😂
I'm just here for the savagery
he's right like.
@@fourlightsorchestraimagine spending thousands of dollars for a bedroom that's the size of the landlord's bathroom (´(ｪ)｀）
The subtle sprinkles of shade are the true wisdom.
My fav type of humor 🤣
Read or jump out.
Subtle???
@@ireadysucks3026 Guess YT scrubbed the 'let me google that for you' link..
😂
I love that he drew the hair to match on the little stick figure 😭
yeh it's the hair for me!😂😂😂
😂😂😂
didn't even notice that😅
"Now we have a way to enrich your poor life"
I cant breath this made me laugh so hard 😂
“See, It’s smiling” 😂
That cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like when he said that 😊
🤣🤣🤣... I lost it
😂 I like that he gave him an Afro
GUYS THE DRAWING'S HAIR IS PERSONALIZED TO MATCH THE DUDE!!! OMG love it!
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂
🥺🥺🥺
I don't know if you noticed but the drawing of the room is personalized to match his room too.
I’m crying I can’t breath. Had to rewind to make sure I heard correctly. “Read, jump out, whatever you like” 😂😂😂😂
It was the “...to enrich your poor life..." that got me at the end 😂
Bro, low key suggested he jump out the window... I've never heard shade thrown so polite and professional.
The polite shade throughout these videos is pure inspo perfection
😂🤣 that’s what has me laughing
"polite shade"
U mean being passive aggressive?
lol yes he’s funny as hell
"With a smaller bed, you won't be having any sex, but if you're sleeping in the living room, you never had any privacy anyways so that's nothing new."
sleeping is a luxury, which requires a bigger bed. If someone is sharing my bed, must be a king size
@@catlady443 how is sleeping a luxury?😭
@@laurajanespain7386 Those who don’t have the luxury are not with us anymore
@@catlady443 for me a single bed is already perfect: easier to make up, comfortable, matresses are cheaper so you can get a great one, you can sleep with your back against the wall instead of exposed and if someone comes over you just have to snuggle
Who has sex in such a messy room- Regardless of the bed size🤢🤮
"you'll still be happy, see its smiling"
I swear half the reason I love watching these is Cliff’s reaction to all these crazy rooms 😂
This guy is the most insulting but helpful guy ever 😂
I know right! Haha!
I found it rude calling him 'that Feng shui dude' so it's kind of deserved 😅
@@tcxbts yeah. He's now just known as that "Feng Shui" dude. People are rude.
Quintessential Asian parenting
I like how chill he is whilst saying "jump out of the window" and all the insults
Bro really snuck “jump out” in there 💀
I want to take him everywhere with me to say comebacks when I have nothing 😂
I love how he's helping him and at the same time throwing shade 😭😭😭
"see? its smiling" "a seat by the window to read or jump out" JFC this man just slaughtered him line after line.
This would be my nightmare if everyone had to walk past my bed. I would definity get the smaller bed if it gave me even the smallest bit of privacy
Buy/build a standing screen, hang a curtain.
Bunk bed with a curtain and you sleep on the bottom bunk.
Get the biggest bed, where people will intentionally not enter because of the challenge involved. Make it like American Ninja Warrior. Or Gandalf, " You shall not pass!"
@@andromedaspark2241 well they have to enter because that was the front door
Curtains help too. I had a dog who couldn’t STAND closed doors, but I despised an open door. We compromised and I got a curtain. He was definitely happier.
I think the bigger issue isn't the layout, but the fucking mess the guy has in his room
Nah. Mess is morally natural. Note how the guy didn't throw shade about the mess. Plus when he's happier with the space he'll probably care more about it.
@@figurativelyliterally9796There was some shade for sure. 😅
@@figurativelyliterally9796 neutral*
@@figurativelyliterally9796 the shade was the "this so called room." I won't think it's about the size of the room cuz he has given advice for much smaller rooms.
@@fujidxnzoIt is a foyer, therefore a so-called room.
"Firstly, you have a hugeass bed" lmao!
Not them dragging them while giving life changing advice 😂😭
For real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that's clearly a "him" lol
@@xxjcd702 It's just polite to not assume lol
@@xxjcd702 thanks for the input
@@xxjcd702 they're just using the word normally lmfao. Its not that deep mamas like
"So this is the room"
Feng shui dude: 🙃🕯️🛐
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@@lilyrosepunkunicorm9871 = The room looks horrible af
Did you see his eye twitch?! 🤣
@@mizixy9624 " *so called* room" he's amazing 😂😂😂😂
😂
I love the "subtle" sass while simultaneously giving real helpful advices
They're so fucking passive-aggressive it's honestly AMAZING. I fucking love this guy.
I feel like it's more politely-aggressive than passive aggressive because passive aggressive doesn't openly throw shade
This is really just aggressive aggressive though. Encouraging someone to jump out of a window because their life sucks isn't passive at all.
“To read, jump out, what ever you like” I didn’t see that one coming and he said it so nicely too💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had to watch it twice to make sure that’s what he said
I didn’t get it when I first watched the video, until I saw your comment….I thought he meant jump out as in going out of your house via window or something like that, not to jump out as in…that
I noticed it too... It's a unsettling truth to it too....
😆
You gotta love the * _eye twitch_ *at the beginning 🤣👏
I was looking for this comment.
@@vangu2918 I was looking for this comment of this comment
@@DivinityIsPurity 🤣 - Comment'ception 😱
I love how you design rooms, and also the narration with it... Fantastic!
The painting on it felt like a personal call out 💀💀💀
"You'll still be happy. See it's smiling " 🤣
💀💀💀
So essentially, he's fung shueied his girlfriend out of existence. He's been fung shueied into celibacy.
And he might want to jump out of the window for having to resort to living in a place like that to begin with!
Wgat kind of girlfriend would hang out in a public living room???
@@LilyUnicorn the public girlfriend. Sharing is caring
Exactly 😂😂😂
Haha 🤣
smaller bed just brings people in it closer together!
“Don’t worry, you’ll still be happy. See, it’s smiling!” 😆
Dont worry you'll still be happy, see hes smiling. 😂😂
I love this guy so much
"This so called room..." 🤣🤣🤣❤
I came here for this one comment 💀
My favorite part
I have a so called life
Next to the window to read, jump out, whatever you like 😂
Did not catch that the first time 😳😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@nvae7252 me neither 🤣🤣🤣
All kinds of stuff huh 👀
Whatever I like huh 👀
😂
The STICK FIGURE 😭 I can’t
He helps you in such and insulting way 🤣
The eyebrow raise had me lol
please don’t let my sims find out about feng shui
💚
That would be an AMAZING mod.
I’ve been making notes for my Sims’ houses. lol
@@gatordragon8824 [Cassandra is tense. Feet are pointing at the door. What kind of psychopath designed this house?]
😂😂
My Sims normally live outside on the grass since I don't have seasons, with just one small enclosed bathroom to meet the requirements for a tiny home.
Perhaps I should send in a vid for this guy to critique - I bet it'd be hilarious!
“Firstly, you have a huge ass bed”😂😂😂
i was surprise it can fit in there. 😑
💀😂
The bare necessities of life.
Literally why have such a huge bed. I honestly would feel much more comfortable in a smaller bed even if I had the space for it.
@@UNNAM3D82downgrading terrifies the average american
hes so passive aggresive with his polite voice i love it
You crack me up 😂 I love watching your videos, they’re such a vibe 💛
I love how he drew his afro as well🥺🥺🥺
Haahha right
Love the little detail in a stick figure 😭💕
Shit i'd be getting a massive curtain or room divider to create a mini hallway lol
A micro hallway imo
Same.
I can't read I thought it said "I'd be shitting massive curtain dividers"
I just wouldn’t even pay to live there in the first place. F**k no. I’m not living in a hallway. You can’t polish a turd.
@@instant_mint nahhhh 😭😭
Your face! 😂😂😂
Absolutely on point my man 🎉
The face of “ you’re going to have to clean it first”
That man has real courage, broadcasting his garbage dump of a room for all to see... To be fair to him, I've had times where my room had descended into chaos like that, but I at least had the decency to be ashamed of it 😂
@@asdkotable or would've had the decency to clean before filming!
@@asdkotable either that or he’s painfully unaware
So basically he told you to get furniture that fits the space and not be a messy pig.
I love it. Clean your room!
What's he storing in there, anyway - eyebrow bleach ? 😁
@@natalied6923 depression 😊
Damn…some of these make me feel way better about how messy my room is.
I love that he drew a little person to represent the person asking for help
When an earnest response absolutely roasts the recipient
Well the guy was rude...
“You still be happy, see smiling” love that 😂
I love how you roast people and I want your advice but I’d cry lmao
You got me at this so called room 🤣
That was the most hurtful helpful thing I've seen 🤔😌🤔😢 🤔👏🙏✨️🙃
Forget emotional damage, it's an emotional roller-coaster
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is helpful in chinas version of astrology.
*dwight explaining the KISS advice Michael gave him for sales pitches* “great advice, hurts my feelings every time” 🥹
once he said "big axs bed"... i knew he was about to roast. 😆 🤣 😂 the shade is strong in this one... not your "poor life"...
The little “jump out, or whatever you like”
"Near the window to read, jump out, or whatever you like" I need
I'd like his advice but I'd also cry from the shade he'd add to it 😂
Okay but I really appreciate how he finds/3D prints the tiny model furniture to really make things easy to see
The stick figure had an Afro! That is so cute 🥰
Dude, my brother put bookcases up to make a wall between his door and his bed, and it’s a whole other vibe. He walks down a little corridor in his room and turns a corner to go to bed lol
"To Enrich Your Poor Life."
DANG, when you even get read to filth by the Feng Shui Dude...
😭 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
The references to painting as an activity in particular is so funny given the dude’s haircut 😂 idk if he intentionally made the choice to get have that hair and that hobby together or if the world just decided and fate intervened
This isn't Feng Shui, this is logic and expertise.
this feng shui dude's shorts are absolute gold, some of the best I've seen
The eye twitch.
"...to read or jump out or whatever you like..."
"...to enrich your poor life...."
Oh man. This was awesome.
“See it’s smiling,”
“Read, jump out, whatever you like”
Lmfao 😂😂😂
Dang dude isn’t embarrassed for the world to see how clean he is lol
"If your bed so big you can paint on it there is a problem"
Me, a painter: ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Shouldn’t you use paper?
Why the frick you paint your bed?
@@chargemankent same kind of people to perform experiments on their bed
@@chargemankentin the video you can see that there is an easel with paints set up at the foot of the bed
I agree. I need a bigger bed, for my art supplies when I want to lounge & paint 🎨 🤷🏻♀️
“See it’s smiling 🙂 “
Ikr?! That part was so cute!🤣
🤣🤣🤣 And I thought my bedroom was a mess but this dude just made Feng shui dude wanna run 🤣
You are so funny!!! Your videos always give me a kick... Thank you
He tore that man APART in the calmest tone
I thought I misunderstood him about jumping out of the window, and had to watch it again to see if he actually said that 😂
“By the window…to read, jump out, whatever you like!” 🤣🤣
Your facial expression always make me squeal with laughter when you see the rooms!!
As a realtor that sees many houses everyday, I can attest that people have beds way bigger than they need.
I had a twin bed my whole life till recently. I need a new mattress so I decided to upgrade to a full size bed. I sort of regret it because it a sizeable difference to room space.
Nobody asked you 😫😂😂
For real though, I’ve gone between a double, a queen, and a king several times in my life and every time I have a smaller bed it don’t matter how long I have it I’m missing my king lol. There’s nothing like being able to completely sprawl out, or even just roll over to the cool side of the bed 😂 idk man, I don’t think I could ever give it up again lol.
And the horse you rode in on. Sleeping in an undersized bed sucks. Any bed under at least queen size is undersized even for one. I can understand there are people out there who are content to sleep in a shoebox but many are not, so let's not decide for everybody, ok?
Sorry for being a bit aggressive here, normally I'm a very peaceful person :)
People ha e way bigger everything than they need, it's causing huge issues.
The average house has increased in size by an insane amount. Electric panels went froma standard of 100amps to 200 to now 3 or 400 on big custom houses. Nobody needs the space or power, it's a huge waste, yet here we are.
Also, get a real job and benefit society instead of being a leech please; you're part of the problem.
yessss my bed is a double but its still quite small and I swear it won't kill ya
I just discovered you today and I am watching all your shorts and can’t stop laughing. Genius design skills combined with a wicked sense of humour - an easy Subscribe for me!
Exactly.. to read or JUMP out! Perfect!!
THAT LOOK after "this is the room"! The eye twitch is magnificent.
Also clean! That could really help lol
Yes! Decluttering and organizing would definitely help.
Here I am, my 5'0 ass sitting in my king size bed by myself 😂 do I need more space? Yes. Will you have to pry this bed out of my cold dead hands? Also yes 😂
I guess most ppl didn't grow up sleeping in tiny ass beds. Plus I'm 5'11 I need a king at least
@Defsouul also 5ft here, i didnt grow up with a big bed because nobody ever thought i needed it. but after experiencing a huge bed, i hate going home 😭 feels so good and comfy
Right 😆 I'm 5'2" in a queen
Right? "No excuses" except new beds/mattresses are expensive and also... I don't wanna. 😆
Eh. Don't need a king per se. A queen or twin work okay.
'To enrich your poor life' bro has no chill💀
I legit love this channel because you give this advice for laying out the room, but don't have that smarmy "I'm better than you" personality most Feng Shui people do. You're just silly and I love it.
Listening to this man talk about Feng Shui of a room mellows me tf out, and I'm already a pretty chill dude to begin with.
“Jump out or whatever you like” 😂💀
Ive been using these feng shui techniques in my minecraft/video game builds and it makes them look so much better
Amazing. Man took one look at the room and knew he didn’t need a bigger bed for a partner. 😂
I love that the couch by the window gives you an option to read and jump out. Anytime you reach the end of a book and it’s not what it should have been, jumping out the window is the only option.
Or you could throw the book out the window. Js.
@@PatrickKQ4HBD true…
Everything about this video is perfect 👌 😂
"See, it's smiling"
"Read, jump out, whatever you like"
See it's smiling! Love these!
Oh, he was sassy today. And the little eye twitch at the start 🤣
I just binge watched all his shorts and still need more lol👁👄👁
Instant subscriber… you had me at “see he’s still happy” and “read, jump out..”😂😂😂
Lmaoo the stick figure drawing even has an Afro like the dude 😂😂
That is a really cute concept lol. My room is as good as I can get it but I would love that room layout
"To enrich your poor life" 😢 the shade😭😂💔
It's like sleeping in a lobby though, everyone walking past
"...a variety of uses to enrich your poor life..." 🤣🤣🤣