Michelangelo Unveils David - SNL
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- A man (Paul Rudd) is thrilled to worked for Michelangelo (Taran Killam) as the model for David...until everyone sees the sculpture's tiny penis. With Cecily Strong, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Nasim Pedrad. [Season 39, 2013]
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I could see the punchline before they unveiled the statue.
It was literally in the thumbnail. Of course you did.
That’s because it’s obvious low-hanging fruit that’s only funny to children. So, basically par for the course for SNL.
I couldn't imagine how
That punchline couldn't be seen under that cloth
Gottem
seconds in, really boring flat sketch. loved jay in it and usually love taran but this was meh
Wow, you’re a genius.
*when you go to the museum just to feel better about your self*
Yeah, I'm not so bad off after all. 👍
Michelangelo...boosting egos since 1501...
Don't ever visit Pompei then. No man left that place feeling good about himself.
Philip Jones why?
@@sachemofboston3649 They were very fond of statues of men with generous appendages, very generous. There are quite a few statues of the appendages without a man attached. You could say that part of the Pompei population had a bit of an obsession.
The church actually found large penises offensive. Michelangelo was not permitted to sculpt them.
Theattractivespork z it wasn’t churches. It was society in general.
So did the romans whose art it was based on
Man they would love me then
@@shmooglydoop8759 You and me both, bro.
Yes because at the time they had become more and more aware of Africans. Lol to keep there women they came up with the lie that small dicks meant a person was more intelligent 😂 oh man, old times 😂🤣😂
"Even Mona Lisa is smiling at you!"
*Bruh*
Some really funny stuff
I made my day reminds me of my first husband haha. Not
B-b-but she has eyebrows oml
@@ginaschiavo7812 but you still married him so that makes you an idiot
I love nasim
Actually smaller members were seen as better, signifying a man that has restraint. Which is why art portrays smaller members. They were ideal back then. Which is also why satan is regularly portrayed with a wheelbarrow.
Josh. Outcast none of that is true.
@@CChrist-mh4mk A large penis was considered obscene, unsightly, that is the reason why men were portrayed with child like penises, also the catholic church wasn't too big (pun intended) on commissioning art pieces which implied overt sexuality
@@CChrist-mh4mk he's right... Large dicks were seen as brutish and obscene... Smaller penises were thought to be more intelligent and majestic
@@notoriousbig3k i guess? Not really
C Christ4545
It was true in the classical world as well (especially Greece) which valued youth over everything, so they typically were sporting exceedingly small private parts lol... larger ones were considered barbarous.
The miracle is Michelangelo’s skill using his chisel. One wrong move and the peckers gone
Yeah, a real "Bobbitt Moment".
Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well said
Lies again? HDB Paris
It already is, lol
Wait, so not everyone’s looks like that?
Wrinkled Pugoda oof I don’t have one
I totally thought the joke was gonna be Michelangelo realizing that other people’s dicks aren’t that small
Caelan Register it was considered as Idealistic to have a small penis back then. Every renaissance sculpture or portrait looks like that
God thanks god
@Jackson Pryce yeah, and being fat used to be gold because it was a sign of wealth.
How the times have changed lol
“You could’ve enhanced it!”
“I thought I did!”
Guess it was half the size it was lol
Damn, David's been standing there rock hard the whole time
Is that like three jokes? 😂
And the doctor said consult him if it lasts longer than 4 hours *scoffs*
Hard as marble friend.
@@supergluehotty lol you beat me to it
1:30
"I can see it"
"Really??, I can't"
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@phantomoftheopera371
Your guess would be absolutely wrong.
@@phantomoftheopera371
Do you read?
It's not my job to educate you.
Best charge
@@phantomoftheopera371 I disagree
@@phantomoftheopera371 there were black people in europe in these times, although they were a very rare sight. A black servant on some royal court was like a super expensive persian carpet and the history knows cases of black servants who promoted and actually were - unofficially - nobles. Of course it was incidental. Black slaves were more common but still very rare. Even during crusades some "cultural exchange" happened so even few hundreds years before Mikelangellino you could see arabs or black people in europe (most likely in chains). But your butthurt is invalid for another reason - the sketch included a black guy for a joke, not to blackwash renaissance. Isn't it an awesome idea? A black guy in 16th century europenian noble clothes looks riddicolous himself. It's a kind of 2-layered joke and you experienced a classical r/woosh
Not the costumes being more historically accurate than any Netflix period dramas 😭
Who else thought “the Goliath” was just going to be a small guy with a monster dong
I did😳
Did anyone else noticed that at 2:13 there's someone holding a script behind the doorframe?
Fleder-Lena genius observer dude
Hallo Lena!
Yep
At 0:46 you can see the tip of a microphone swing through.
The FBI'S coming for you boy....
Leonardo and Michelangelo hated each other
Good thing master splinter taught them to behave like brothers
But they still shared pizza every Friday. Cowabunga dudes!
Y'all wanna play buck-buck, dewdes?
@@youtubestopmakingmechangem8035 He meant the actual Renaissance artists, not two of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They hate each others. Leonardo did a painting that offends Michelangelo, which it have one of Michelangelo's statues, Apollo as a woman.
@Alex They were all big fishes in a small pond, so go figure...
Snl: makes a skit about Michelangelo
*the art historians have entered the chat*
Normie
Kinda surprising they were able to air this skit
Imagine if they did something like this about women.
@@RJsermon did u get triggered?
@@wigbe.2207 Get yourself someone telling to literally "k*ll yourself" over a phisical feature the size of which you had no control over to begin with (like this sketch did) and tell me you're not "triggered".
Oh no, wait, you're probably a reddit troll, you probably get stuff like that on a daily basis and aren't bothered because you don't understand the damage those words do.
The statue of David is publically displayed and frequently even shown in books aimed at kids so it tends to get a free pass from standards and practices
@@cryptidproductions3160 And then gay books aren’t allowed in Florida.. 😑
k...the "atom" line is funny now bc he now goes into the quantum realm
huh? he says Adam
Ye but this is also from a long time ago, before he got to be antman
Stretching it a bit, no pun intended
That's a bit annoying, you find that amusing
is funny what you mean
Someone shoulda slapped michaelangelo for doing david dirty
lol yeah
GasMask Gaming: What makes you believe David is "dirty"?
@@sfmike711 He didn't day David is dirty. He said Michelangelo did David dirty. It's a colloquial phrase.
😄😄😄
But he enhanced it by soooo much
This looks like something Horrible Histories would have done.
Yeah, if Horrible Histories was an adult parody of kids historical educational shows.
@@canaisyoung3601 it kind of is
Drunk History! 😄
@@potatoegirl31 is that the American version of Horrible Histories?
Cecily's "Oh, my God!" was hilarious.
@@marphi8995 that's sad lmao
O m l stop mentioning how it isn't historically accurate this is literally a SNL skit, just enjoy it my goodness
Snl is always a mix bag of good and skits, like I knew what the joke was going to be, but was hoping for better execution
I'd give it an eh out of 10
Hadolf itler Yeah, the execution wasn't the best. As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I knew exactly were everything was headed. Part of what makes something funny is its unpredictability. This was very predictable.
I think it would've been way funnier had Michelangelo sculpted him with a giant dong, and everyone's disgusted so he begs him to please make it smaller and Michelangelo obliges. Fast forward to present day and we see Lorenzo in heaven super depressed because the whole world is now making fun of his tiny dick.
@@RR-ir6ss or maybe its already at the present day part and the ghost of Lorenzo is trying to convince them thats not what it actually looked like
LifeWithoutMak Except it says "September 8, 1504" at the very beginning.
And like I said, it's not the historical inaccuracy that makes this sketch mediocre. It's its predictability. Give it more of a twist. Surprise your audience a little. This one goes straight down the line. It's like if someone tells you a joke you've heard a dozen times before. You're not gonna find it funny. You already know what's coming. This sketch is that joke.
I supposed it's normal. SNL has some many sketches. They can't ALL be excellent. To be fair, most of them are pretty good. This is just not one of them, in my opinion.
R R I took the historical inaccuracy as part of the joke (not that it’s necessarily funny at all), but like it was trying to be an absurd mismatched renaissance mashup
That Monalisa though..
Most convincing moment of her career.
Yahh she was hot as f*ck😍
Mona Lisa... 2 separate words dumb ass
Shiv 96
What the hell? Set some standards man
DonnaTheHag * nah, she hot
1:52 Cecily: It doesn't even reach past the balls...
Me: Wait, it's supposed to reach past the balls?!
Mine doesn't
@@IveGotToast unlucky g
Not necessarily. Mine doesn't quite reach past the balls while soft even thought it's in the upper end of average while hard.
Mine goes past the balls while soft but I still disappoint every woman I sleep with, it's great
doesn't apply to saggy balls
The sculpture of David is actually humongous its just very little known by people who haven’t seen it in real life because all the pictures online don’t have anything to show it’s true scale.
Yeah that bitch is like 15 feet high
"actually"
Agreed, the thing that struck me most about it when I saw it was how massive it was - when you stand at the base of the statue, you actually can't see the head.
@@maxfarley2519 "actually"
I WAS IN THE POOL!!SHRINKAGE!! SIGNIFICANT SHRINKAGE!!
like a frightened turtle :)
Elaine: I don't know how you guys move around with those things..!!!
Dude was probably cold posing for all those hours, totally not fair! :D
i thought that was a line from seinfeld. the replies confirm it
No that'd be the ball sack too, it all neatly shrivels
Michelangelo was only 26 when he sculpted david .
Srishti Sumiran 😂😂😂😂
I heard he was a top
Very cool if true.
@Mephistopheles 10 k, It's over 9000 Well Michaelangelo often like using males in his work and generally knew the form pretty well. So for him making a child look like a man was pretty easy. Plus the patrons wanted "David" to have a young look to him, but also depicted as brave and ready for battle. Hence the body. Also it was thought that Michaelangelo was into men. He always loved sculpting men and painting the male body. He hated doing women as most artists in that time did. In fact, when you look at most female figures from this period, there actually men with boobs slapped on them since female models were unheard of or if they were, they were prostitutes.
@@UrSammich prostitutes and male boy and gay were used as models .... artists ofthen were gay hence the artistic eye also they loved art to express their Point of view on stuff
"maybe a fig twig" then gives a high five 😂😂😂
"Even Mona Lisa is smiling at you"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah but it doesn't even reach pass the balls... :-D *dead
Past
@@williamjordan5554 passed*
@@universalsuggestions1749 no its past
@@willsimpsblart it's actually pasted
@@universalsuggestions1749 "passed" (to pass) is a verb while "past" is a preposition.
Paul Rudd's impression of Michelangelo's unfinished Saint Matthew is spot on!
0:50 *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays
"It doesn't even go past the balls!" And I took that personally.
This was really funny! I wish SNL did more historical satire.
This isn't historical satire, it's just body shaming
Lmao @ the random moor.
+Antoine Rashad HAHA. Upvote for historically-accurateracial signifier.
Moors are muslims of the andalus, christian peoples from the iberian peninsula called the muslim berbers of north africa "moors", which came from the name "Amur n wakkuch" or Marrakech as of today's Morocco, Amur or Tamurt means land, country..in native north african language "Tamazight", the berbers are an ethnicity which means they can go from blonde with blue eyes in northern areas such as the riff in morocco or the kabyle region in algeria, they can be mediteranean caucasians from middle areas such as Souss region and Atlas region in morocco, and they can also be Dark skins like the tuaregs in Niger, Mali...So the moors aren't a race, it's nickname for muslim people from north africa, there were also berber jews, and Arabs in Andalusia and they weren't called Moors, simply a moor was also a non arabic speaking muslim, and often the newly muslim converted europeans were also called moors by mistake !
haha quite a lesson, glad to find one of my own wherever i go... azul
Bu Ballon l
@@buballon4972 They're the moops.
That's not the only thing that's undersized in this skit. The actual statue is nearly 3x taller than the average human.
I remember seeing the statue of David in florence Italy and the painting of Adam in the sistine chapel which was located in Vatican city. The art work of different bible stories at the sistine chapel was fascinating.
When the statue is bigger than my mine
Then you must have some really big balls
0:24 Paul Rudd expression is gorgeous.
I guess we now know why they call him Antman
This sketch had so much potential.
I love how they used beautiful Paul Rudd as the david model 😍😍😍😍
Florida students don’t get this premise.
“Where’s my peen”😂
I love that the Italians' accents are British.
The real thing is quite impressive. The real David is 12 feet tall!
3.5 meters
He could’ve just said, “ you don’t understand, I just got out of the pool”
"I was in the pool!" George Costanza
Classic Costanza !
"Oh Man Even Mona Lisa is smiling at you "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Maybe Michaelangelo was out of supplies while sculpting that part🤣
If he was out of supplies it would be larger
In case you're curious, sculptures back then always made the hero's genitalia small since it showed moderation and purity. Villains always had large genitalia in statues of the time to show lust.
THIS...is why so many women like the bad boy?! lol not modesty
There is a full scale bronze replica (one of only two ever cast) of Michelangelo's David in Sioux Falls, SD. For decades it was hidden in a remote part of downtown Sioux Falls, hidden by trees. Years later with the revamping of downtown, they moved the statute and made a vary nice park around it next to the river. There was some controversy on how to place the statute in relation to the street, flashing or mooning. Even with his small "stature", mooning was the eventual decision.
lol, they prefer ass in South Dakota? Who would have thought!
If you look in the top middle left you can see a microphone
at about 40-50 seconds in.
I still love it
This was a confidence boost for me
even mona lisa is smiling at you... mic drop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Really? I cant!" Hahahaha
This is wonderful. I haven’t laughed so hard and deeply in ages. Bravo 👏
I love how that’s the first thing they look at 😂😂
This aged well
The moment I heard her ask if he really was the model, I knew exactly where this sketch was going...
oh yeah -- there was nowhere else for it to go. That said, they did get some decent mileage out of nothing more than a d**k joke
This is a throwback to Michelangelo Unveils David - SNL in 2013
I love that Mona Lisa is just hanging out
Jay Pharoah was funny as hell
when he made the statue he just got out of a cold pool
bro just fresh out of Locktober 😅
I knew immediately what it was going to be about
Mona Lisa got a hot face man :D
It's driving me crazy because I *know* her, but can't remember the name! GAH!
@@lagrangepoint9386 Nasim Pedrad!
@@SD-po6hk I was going to say something here but...it's too easy.
@@the_rebekah_leigh I guess you don't have guts.😏
@@SD-po6hk obvious troll is obvious.
Maybe a piece accidentally broke off when it was being chiseled
3:04 oh ok that part Killed me 😅😂🤣😭 good job!!!
"on whom I modeled my David on"
ranks right up there with Paul McCartney's "in this ever-changing world in which we live in"
I love Mona Lisa's smile! At least in the sketch.
Jay pharoah is hilarious
I like how he always lowers himself to being the token
Yeah the way his character in this is like "I'm just here to be black"
@@ericcapostagno3271 That's what makes him the talent. I love the way Tracy Morgan did it too in most hysterical way. Brian fellows is still one of my favs.
He was good
I can see it.
Really??? I can't! 😂
Sooo cold in the 1500s!
"OH MAN...!!! 02:24 EVEN MONA LISA IS SMILING AT YOU!" I SPIT MY COFFEE ON THE LAPTOP!!! THANKS SNL!!!
omg i remember this sketch bc one direction was preforming this night and i made my entire family watch it with me
"im a Grower, not a Show-er"
0:07 Victorian time-travelers on the left!
Yeah that “kill yourself” line would never work now.
Even a bit cringy back then ngl🤔 but yea no way you'd see that nowadays 😂😂
Isn't there currently a controversy about some "13 reasons" to commit suicide and people trying to censor it?
JJ Ryan No one tried to censor it-professionals were understandably upset because the show appeals to teenagers but is irresponsible in its handling of the subject matter. It’s got nothing to do with some supposed hypersensitivity.
Yeah, people forget that 2013 was a hundred million years ago when black people had to sit at the back of the bus and Cola only had one flavour, man 2013 was sooooo long ago - are you guys 8 years old by any chance? Because I can understand such stupidity coming from a youth, but I'm starting to see it everywhere...
*"They said what on last week's episode of the Simpsons?!? God, you could never get away with that today!!.. it was a different time back then... a different time..."*
There really have been guys that have committed suicide over this particular kind of insecurity.
He was in the pool! He was in the pool!
these costumes are gorgeous
It's one of those things where we all know exactly what's coming and we still enjoy sitting through every moment of it. When people start getting philosophical and talking about how time is an illusion and everything already *is* at once, then someone inevitably asks, "Why did we choose to experience it like this, then?" Yeah, sit them down to watch this, they come out with the closest thing to an answer a question like that could have.
It may be small but it’s ROCK HARD
Down to the very atom is such a well written line.
00:47 you could see the mic on the top left
hahah. The first 5 seconds of this clip I was like “A crap, I know where their going with this.” This was savage.
That was a great cast back then with taren and Bobby and Jay. Also Nassim.
Thumbnail and only 30 second in, I'm dying 😂😂 with anticipation...
Hysterical!
I watch this video again & again... Just for comments "😂😂😂"
lol didnt hear that much laughter from the audience, I wonder why...
I like how you can see the microphone in the top left-hand corner😂
Rudd’s smile when he said every atom LOL
This sketch is from 2013
Today I learned the english term "grower". I think it will be my explanation to women for the rest of my life.
Some are growers but others are showers.
“MAN KILL YO SELF!!” I love Jay pharaoh
Kaleb Rhodes you just quoted the worst part of the sketch.
Jay steals in this one, right )
Jay Pharoah is very talented -- he does a _killer_ Denzel Washington.
Yeah, I bet you do.
I thought that was actually pretty shitty, a lot of men actually have small dicks and he just told them to kill themselves
I immediately saw were this was going
Pretty decent balls though. Lolllllll
I agree, tremendous testes.
When I was in 7th grade I always thought Michelangelo was the ninja turtle
Well the turtle was named after him. In fact all the ninja turtles were named after famous artists
I know the turtles where named after renaissance artist cause splinter wanted to be a artist it was a joke
Well, Michaelangelo sure does good at shading. Haha!😏
he went from baby to sister in under a minute! lol
I love paul rudd in any century!!
The statue of David is like 30 feet tall. lol
Yeah this DOESN'T help his case at all. lol
9 meters