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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2022

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  • @abelstretford3097
    @abelstretford3097 Před rokem +18663

    I like how Stewie uses a random person mansion when his grandparents have one 😂😂

    • @will_3908
      @will_3908 Před rokem +203

      up the toon

    • @indigodreams4816
      @indigodreams4816 Před rokem +664

      If I remember correctly the grandfather was having friends over and kids weren't invited

    • @doktorluc2264
      @doktorluc2264 Před rokem +294

      @@Virusisthetrue the hell NO

    • @rivadisyt
      @rivadisyt Před rokem +18

      Howay the lads

    • @Liquethemodel
      @Liquethemodel Před rokem +38

      @@Virusisthetrue Stewies dad is a pizza guy

  • @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2
    @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 Před rokem +9619

    He's gonna get alot of groceries . So really good ones

  • @jdjhahsbjf4653
    @jdjhahsbjf4653 Před rokem +5265

    "All I know about cars is what my mom does"
    Same Stewie, same

    • @deansamv
      @deansamv Před rokem +38

      Blink twice if u need help

    • @kauedasilva1072
      @kauedasilva1072 Před rokem +60

      @@deansamv Does it count if you blink each eye separately?

    • @deansamv
      @deansamv Před rokem +18

      @@kauedasilva1072 yes

    • @Zenssei
      @Zenssei Před rokem +35

      I like how Stewie can build a fucking time machine but doesnt know how cars work lol

    • @aarkproductions
      @aarkproductions Před 5 měsíci +12

      I'm 28 and I know nothing about cars lol

  • @OverAndOverAndOver
    @OverAndOverAndOver Před rokem +1945

    I love how Stewie is a mega genius except for his baby moment cutaways where all he knows is whatever his parents have shown him xD

    • @multicatkid
      @multicatkid Před rokem +61

      Book smarts vs. street smarts

    • @Regal23_
      @Regal23_ Před rokem +7

      😂😂

    • @Krakenborn654
      @Krakenborn654 Před rokem +23

      ​@@multicatkidIntelligence vs Wisdom

    • @Seetiyan
      @Seetiyan Před 8 měsíci +24

      Like when they covered their face that one episode playing Peekaboo, and Stewie suddenly couldn't see them. 😂

  • @luisgerardonolascolopez7615

    This is what actually happens when you get a Costco membership

    • @ladylad2763
      @ladylad2763 Před rokem +56

      That'd be a dope costco ad it'd just be a bunch of people hitting on you to get some groceries

    • @Gecko17k
      @Gecko17k Před 5 měsíci

      Hot.

    • @THE_DOMINAT0R
      @THE_DOMINAT0R Před 3 měsíci

      @@ladylad2763take notes Costco✍️

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 Před rokem +1647

    "Damn, those women really bleeding this man dry for groceries?"
    Stewie: prolly, idk

    • @ee3ee2ee3ee2
      @ee3ee2ee3ee2 Před 4 měsíci +23

      Oh yeah he's gonna be dry

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than Před 3 měsíci +3

      Hey they think women go out to dinner for free food, why not groceries? 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @rebuttalc2075
      @rebuttalc2075 Před 3 měsíci

      Fraud is fraud

  • @johnyoung8991
    @johnyoung8991 Před rokem +456

    Plot twist: they're all poor and actually need someone to buy groceries for them

    • @Place_Your_Order_Here
      @Place_Your_Order_Here Před 3 měsíci +9

      Alright. Plot Twist: They are groceries.

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy Před měsícem +3

      They’ll receive groceries in exchange for giving him their cherries

  • @CosmicSteph
    @CosmicSteph Před rokem +281

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard Stewie casually refer to Lois as “my mom”. That was different lol.

    • @sambas9257
      @sambas9257 Před 2 dny

      He is referring to himself in third person and he is breaking the fourth wall. That is different too

  • @LJ.Georgia
    @LJ.Georgia Před rokem +625

    They discussed impressing the class like it’s a drug mafia plan

  • @priyanshuchhatoi7827
    @priyanshuchhatoi7827 Před rokem +2467

    It took me sometime but I got the joke.
    😂😂

    • @Velonism5594
      @Velonism5594 Před rokem +44

      Pls I don’t get it

    • @trisatla292
      @trisatla292 Před rokem +817

      @@Velonism5594 that conversation was in Stewie's perspective, and he doesn't understand anything about cars except what his mom does with them (which is typically just getting groceries) so he assumes the kid with the driver's license is popular because people want to get groceries with him. so that's why, in Stewie's imagination, these kids are talking about groceries even though we all know what they really mean

    • @Velonism5594
      @Velonism5594 Před rokem +61

      @@trisatla292 thanks :D

    • @user-wv3ti9zc2s
      @user-wv3ti9zc2s Před rokem +94

      @@trisatla292 oh i thought it was because "women cant drive"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před rokem

      @@user-wv3ti9zc2s Stewie literally said “first kid in school to drive”. Meaning the girls just don’t have a license yet, not that their gender is preventing them from driving

  • @numberoneappgames
    @numberoneappgames Před rokem +42

    At least he's honest.

  • @yanberman4580
    @yanberman4580 Před rokem +1154

    Plot twist: the girls just need to get some groceries
    Edit: oh wow, thanks for the likes people. Really didn't expect this much lol

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk Před rokem +57

      The guy a few hours later arriving at the grocery store: “Oh…you were serious?”

    • @datn1ggaa.698
      @datn1ggaa.698 Před rokem

      that’s what they mean . it’s a reference to women stay in the kitchen to cook .

    • @ajstudios9210
      @ajstudios9210 Před rokem

      @@datn1ggaa.698 No, it's innuendo.

    • @childofsatan
      @childofsatan Před rokem +1

      ​@The Skull Emoji their tone was implying something dirty

    • @yanberman4580
      @yanberman4580 Před rokem +2

      ​@@childofsatan someone got the dirty mind lol

  • @ELPM3
    @ELPM3 Před rokem +46

    stewie that was out of pocket

    • @joeljustin
      @joeljustin Před 5 měsíci +1

      Don't blame him. He thought sex meant a type of cake.

  • @sirmrman1
    @sirmrman1 Před rokem +235

    So the characters just create the cutaway gags themselves?

    • @endurogod5230
      @endurogod5230 Před rokem +41

      Yea, and Chris isn't the best at cutaways

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 Před rokem +13

      pretty much when they set up the cutaway, it shows what they had in mind when saying it. so yeah

  • @kentoonz_official
    @kentoonz_official Před rokem +23

    Getting groceries whenever you want is an awesome feeling 😂

  • @jpmm777
    @jpmm777 Před rokem +32

    All I know about cars is what my mom does 🤣

  • @rz7179
    @rz7179 Před rokem +44

    Stewie has always connected groceries with women doing the shopping and loading up the car full of them. I.e. the helium whippets scene.

  • @veggieburgerwithfries
    @veggieburgerwithfries Před rokem +147

    It’s funny cause I’m pretty sure Stewie can steal money or at least get some with all the technology he has. That should be an episode

  • @Weedsm0kr79
    @Weedsm0kr79 Před rokem +76

    Hey, it’s stewie 💀

  • @alldaygamingofficial8494
    @alldaygamingofficial8494 Před rokem +24

    "You won't like me when im groceries"

  • @19993gt
    @19993gt Před rokem +25

    Lmao I remember taking a girl in high school to actually get groceries 😂😂😂she bought me some chips and jello 😅 lol needless to say, the back was filled with groceries.

  • @djtundra8011
    @djtundra8011 Před rokem +59

    Lmao all I know about cars is what my mom does

  • @sussybaka119
    @sussybaka119 Před rokem +11

    "All I know about cars is what my mom does"

  • @smlnerdfan3015
    @smlnerdfan3015 Před rokem +58

    Boy, when I was watching the cutaway, I was like... "Why are they all talking about groceries?". And then Stewie explained it, so now I get what was happening.

    • @Normal1855
      @Normal1855 Před rokem +4

      Same here. 🤣

    • @sealandland3959
      @sealandland3959 Před rokem +1

      I still am not sure, could it be possible to get an explanation from you fine people?

    • @BritishGuy.
      @BritishGuy. Před rokem +3

      ​@@sealandland3959 he only knows about what happens in cars from his mom, meaning he only thinks groceries are what cars are for

    • @sealandland3959
      @sealandland3959 Před rokem +3

      @@BritishGuy. thanks a lot indeed!!!! 😃😃😃

  • @deronnpinnock6137
    @deronnpinnock6137 Před rokem +9

    Honestly, I was expecting a tossed salad joke, but this was way better. 😆🤣

  • @kuruptzZz
    @kuruptzZz Před 9 měsíci +6

    Haha this was 16 year old me, when my uncle gave me his old lexus LS

  • @EnterJester
    @EnterJester Před rokem +12

    They sure do want to go to do groceries

  • @Bobababe16
    @Bobababe16 Před rokem +15

    “That’ll cover my play dates for a year!”

  • @clarabreen-li2sw
    @clarabreen-li2sw Před rokem +8

    So many girls with groceries 😂

  • @Random_Cassie
    @Random_Cassie Před rokem +22

    I was gonna say, no teenage girl goes grocery shopping 😂

  • @gabriielsc
    @gabriielsc Před rokem +253

    thanks for your effort with the capitons! you deserve a subscription:)

    • @what8389
      @what8389 Před rokem +4

      Uh

    • @MagnaGuy
      @MagnaGuy Před rokem +1

      No, it is annoying with the effects like those videogame "journalists"

  • @stevennguyen4993
    @stevennguyen4993 Před rokem +89

    when i got my license AND was finally old enough to have passengers under 25, I became popular all of a sudden. Malls, beaches, tourist spots, general driving all over the place because "I'm bored let's do something," etc. Then I realized I was exhausted, and that being imcluded wasn't the same as being used. People were making group plans for trips without me, up until the point where they ask me to pick everyone up from their houses. That was the point where I started saying no. Then all my "friends" disappeared. But then I found the reality that I'm not popular and that I don't need to be.

    • @1607Adi_Manz
      @1607Adi_Manz Před rokem +6

      lmao same
      I'm literally treat like driver for my friend who barely talk to me before

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo Před rokem +3

      Wait you're not allowed to have passengers under 25 when you first get your licence? Why 25? That's such a random age. Why would having a 23 or 24 year passenger be of any concern? God America is so stupid with their nonsensical rules sometimes.

    • @stevennguyen4993
      @stevennguyen4993 Před rokem +2

      @@Fireglo Something, something California law

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo Před rokem +3

      @Ban this youtube no other country I know of has this rule and as far as I know there have been zero studies to support implemented such a ridiculous rule. Besides 20-25 is not a teenager. 20-25 year olds are working age adults who will be unfairly impacted by this stupid rule. Imagine being 20 and not being able to drive your 24 year old co-worker to work with you. Lunacy.

    • @YoutubeCat-ie1pc
      @YoutubeCat-ie1pc Před rokem

      You cant have passengers under 25 in the US?! Until what age is that restriction? bc it sounds kinda shitty lol. What if I had to drive my little sister somewhere?

  • @ToopyAndBinooRulesEst2004

    And that’s why Lois is a literal mom joke.

  • @nabeelahmed5659
    @nabeelahmed5659 Před rokem +8

    Oh no......not the groceries

  • @qnzman578
    @qnzman578 Před rokem +11

    Everytime I see this episode I'm distracted by the fact that that kid is dressed just like Doug Funnie 😅

  • @foxxyprince
    @foxxyprince Před 7 měsíci +3

    Bro got some rizz

  • @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149

    For those mentioning Stewie's rich grandparent's and their estate. It was mentioned in the older seasons. Carter financially cut Lois and her kids off. As long as she's married to Peter. If they were to divorce. He'd give them access to the family wealth.

    • @Sinsults
      @Sinsults Před rokem +5

      Why did you split three sentences in to six sentences and sentence fragments, though?

    • @dontmindme6995
      @dontmindme6995 Před rokem +1

      that's a reasonable decision tbf

    • @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149
      @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@Sinsults yeah after reading this comment again, It does look ridiculous and is weird to read lol.

  • @renegade6578
    @renegade6578 Před rokem +19

    I thought the joke was gonna go full circle and they were actually going to buy groceries lol

  • @TacticalNel
    @TacticalNel Před rokem +65

    This was too good

  • @TheDayDreamingOwl
    @TheDayDreamingOwl Před 8 měsíci +2

    In spite of the joke being that stewie is too young to know anything else about cars, this is pretty accurate. When I had a car in high school, I would get asked to drive friends and help them run errands.

  • @michaelashaperonova
    @michaelashaperonova Před rokem +22

    Wait, his grandparents have one!

    • @jordynm103
      @jordynm103 Před rokem +5

      They were having a party or something

  • @Dr.Princess
    @Dr.Princess Před rokem +39

    When I was watching this I was confused as fuck on why it was grocery shopping

    • @drazzo777cod7
      @drazzo777cod7 Před rokem

      It was a joke on women activists lol basically it is "oh you want to work then go work as a housewife"

    • @bigfee900
      @bigfee900 Před rokem +2

      @@drazzo777cod7 no that's not it dude

  • @SavantPete
    @SavantPete Před 3 měsíci +1

    Grocery shopping as a date is actually a vibe

    • @CIA833
      @CIA833 Před 3 měsíci

      Of course if you know what they LITERALLY mean with the "groceries" word💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @blockyshapes7001
    @blockyshapes7001 Před rokem +12

    I don’t think the cutaway is true at all in reality, I had my license for the entirety of my sophomore year and no one really cared. Some kids are still getting their licenses right now in our Junior year (mostly kids who failed the drivers test but still), but the only people who have asked me for rides and stuff are my close friends and whatnot

    • @19993gt
      @19993gt Před rokem

      lol you should hang around the grocery store😂

  • @markheadley125
    @markheadley125 Před rokem +29

    Awesome 👍

  • @dazzlingdexter5060
    @dazzlingdexter5060 Před rokem +5

    They all want groceries xD

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker Před rokem +43

    Although this was meant to be a play on how little Stewie knows about cars, it's probably one of the unintentionally smart jokes they made. Whenever a kid get's their first license for something, many people, would try to charm them into letting them ride in said kid's car with them. Including to but not limited to simply Groceries.

  • @mr.nofaceyt7714
    @mr.nofaceyt7714 Před rokem +63

    That last girl sounded a little hmmmm...

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts Před rokem +17

      Groceries turn girls on. Why else would be so many spills on the floor.

    • @Dr.JagCobra
      @Dr.JagCobra Před rokem +2

      @@LXW-Arts 😂

  • @syakirin.
    @syakirin. Před rokem +8

    since twitter exist...stewie needs to clarify shits

  • @EsmeraldaTGG
    @EsmeraldaTGG Před rokem +28

    y'know, the delivery wasn't perfect, but the joke itself was actually alright!

  • @MariahGeri
    @MariahGeri Před rokem +13

    It’s nice to date a guy who will take you grocery shopping lol. My ex use to.

  • @GodOfMoonlight
    @GodOfMoonlight Před 4 měsíci +1

    No but tell me why looking back at it, that grocery shopping was def a thing 🤣

    • @CIA833
      @CIA833 Před 3 měsíci

      a CLASSIFIED thing. Think🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂

  • @jackslade3178
    @jackslade3178 Před rokem +31

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that a woman asking to buy groceries is sincerely attractive

    • @Diabhal4403
      @Diabhal4403 Před rokem +7

      Got a cartoon crush there good buddy?

    • @Sinsults
      @Sinsults Před rokem +3

      Yes, we are. Because that isn’t attractive. When a woman in Walmart asked for money to buy her groceries, I didn’t find her attractive. So, your “fact” isn’t a fact. Unless you’re using terrible grammar to talk about the girls in the video. Then, ew, those girls are like 15 or 16.

  • @TheNerdyPencil
    @TheNerdyPencil Před 4 měsíci +1

    The groceries thing is accurate when you’re the one friend in the group at college with a car.

  • @paulsengupta971
    @paulsengupta971 Před měsícem +1

    This happened to a friend of mine. He volunteered to take another female friend grocery shopping. They ended up married.

  • @danielvazquez668
    @danielvazquez668 Před rokem +5

    That’s how cool he is … nice

  • @xoliswaben884
    @xoliswaben884 Před rokem +4

    For a extremely smart bady that was king of a faulty plan😅😅

  • @diamondsword7972
    @diamondsword7972 Před 3 měsíci

    This guys going to be getting every grocery except milk, that part comes later on 😭

  • @Amaend8
    @Amaend8 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Thanks stewie. I was actually wondering why every teen girl wants the car for groceries 😹

  • @cartertorres777
    @cartertorres777 Před rokem +29

    Bro imma be that driving kid

    • @hi_im_angelatrainor
      @hi_im_angelatrainor Před rokem +12

      Pickin up all the teenage mothers… smooth brotha

    • @GoHazyQuietSexAngel
      @GoHazyQuietSexAngel Před rokem +6

      @@hi_im_angelatrainor don't forget about all those smooth, groceries... 🤨🤨😚😚😜🤪

    • @GoHazyQuietSexAngel
      @GoHazyQuietSexAngel Před rokem +6

      You know you're good when they start asking you, paper, or plastic? Or did you bring you're own bag 🎒🛄🧳🤔😏

  • @vinsmokesanji175
    @vinsmokesanji175 Před rokem +2

    For a few seconds I thought that was Stewie many years after

  • @tunedude19
    @tunedude19 Před rokem +5

    This the plot to house party

  • @wanlim9548
    @wanlim9548 Před rokem +1

    " His knowledge of cars sucks "

  • @therealNguniEmperor
    @therealNguniEmperor Před 3 měsíci

    Oh, "She rides them"😂

  • @Mai-Gninwod
    @Mai-Gninwod Před 3 měsíci

    This confirms a deep metaphysical fact about the family guy universe: the cutaways are somehow either in their head, or guided by their consciousness somehow. This joke really caught me off guard.

  • @sayanmullick7559
    @sayanmullick7559 Před rokem +1

    What Stewie's mom does
    "Groceries"

  • @jaihosking1510
    @jaihosking1510 Před rokem +8

    Couldn't he just have gone to carter's house

  • @_i_am_inside_your_walls_
    @_i_am_inside_your_walls_ Před měsícem

    That high school student is literally my brother wtf 🤣💀💀💀

  • @f00dify
    @f00dify Před měsícem

    I do love how Stewie is the smartest person on the show, but the creators throw in moments to remind the viewers that Stewie is still a baby.

  • @dalemenezes6504
    @dalemenezes6504 Před rokem +1

    Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits! It says, "Oooooo!"😹😹😹

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 Před rokem +1

    Lois: "Groceries?!"

    • @PurH662
      @PurH662 Před rokem

      I can hear loud and clear Lois

  • @Hi-by2ug
    @Hi-by2ug Před rokem +2

    Like he didn’t hear the conversation lol

  • @destroyerz123
    @destroyerz123 Před rokem +1

    This reminds me how throughout my entire life, people at school always made me the side character in the group, until I got to be the first person to get my driver’s license. Then I was driving people for days…

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 Před 3 měsíci

    Something in my gut tells me that, “getting groceries,” is about to become a code word for [music starts playing].

  • @AvatarStewie
    @AvatarStewie Před rokem +26

    Nice one😁

  • @Ava-mw1tt
    @Ava-mw1tt Před měsícem

    He won’t need groceries for a looong time loll

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX Před 3 měsíci

    That first girl's delivery of that line was a bit too good 😭

  • @benperry8058
    @benperry8058 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Why do they say groceries like that.😅

  • @ryanyvegaify
    @ryanyvegaify Před rokem +4

    Sad thing is i can see a girl saying this if youve ever had to carry a gallon of milk and other assorted items home on foot it sucks

  • @rebuttalc2075
    @rebuttalc2075 Před 3 měsíci

    Stewie still plotting to takeover the world

  • @AmitShukla008
    @AmitShukla008 Před 4 měsíci

    30:19 Tobi had me dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Redstone359
    @Redstone359 Před 3 měsíci

    I been laughing for 10 minutes after seeing this video 😂😂 people really like groceries 😂 i like groceries as well who doesn't?

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics Před 9 měsíci

    ...The ending skit makes more sense now!
    Thanks Stewie!

  • @supagreatman2826
    @supagreatman2826 Před rokem

    "Hey its stewie" lmao

  • @man58652
    @man58652 Před 4 měsíci

    The last part😂😂😂😂

  • @master7ashesh
    @master7ashesh Před rokem +10

    What is this episode

  • @NECR0MANTICS0RCERER
    @NECR0MANTICS0RCERER Před rokem +8

    What kind of *"Groceries"* ?

  • @lailanihilton2012
    @lailanihilton2012 Před rokem +27

    Okay I know the joke is about faking popularity but what the hell is with these girls a groceries?!

    • @ChrisKoraltan
      @ChrisKoraltan Před rokem +15

      Remember it’s Stewie’s flashback it’s what’s going on in his mind

    • @lailanihilton2012
      @lailanihilton2012 Před rokem +4

      @@ChrisKoraltan yeah buts it's about a guy that got his driver's license and that has nothing to do with groceries

    • @dusty2080
      @dusty2080 Před rokem +39

      Stewie establishes in his cutaway he has no idea what goes on in the backseats of cars outside of what his mom does (fill it with actual groceries), so he thinks the girls just want to buy groceries with the guy, which also could work as a double entendre

  • @retro_0695
    @retro_0695 Před rokem +1

    somehow groceries still sounds sexual

  • @TimSmith-ne5zs
    @TimSmith-ne5zs Před rokem +11

    Nah, I got mine pretty much first and I still got ignored lol

  • @Triclips
    @Triclips Před rokem +18

    Lol man

  • @TheKharymusic
    @TheKharymusic Před měsícem

    This guy is going to be eating all the groceries. 😏

  • @EmeraldView
    @EmeraldView Před 3 dny

    His back seat is cute.

  • @marvinthemaniac7698
    @marvinthemaniac7698 Před rokem +5

    When did groceries become sexy??

  • @Bumwsrd
    @Bumwsrd Před rokem +5

    Party hardy 🎉

  • @Blue-il8hf
    @Blue-il8hf Před 4 měsíci

    The way they say groceries is driving me crazy

  • @solarichan
    @solarichan Před rokem +1

    Because who doesn’t love groceries

  • @victoriavlach2570
    @victoriavlach2570 Před rokem +1

    Nice video

  • @fallengrit
    @fallengrit Před rokem +8

    Bet Lois gets turnt up when that groceries🛒 song lyrics drop.
    Ever since she was stealing from different stores on a shopping spree, now understand why she is how she is.

  • @MikeChhem
    @MikeChhem Před rokem +1

    I bet this dude will be known as, “The guy with three wives.” 😂