TEXTS THAT GOT PEOPLE FIRED
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K sure why not
MxR Plays Already have but it’s a eh for me.
Sir yes Sir
Lol I've had raid for a while 😂
My business email with a dank vid is forever lost in the MxR void. Love your vids though 😁
Henry: How many Jeannies do you need to be satisfied
Me: Yes
At least 1 for every fetish.
Greatest
Picture
Ever
Same
Henry has a boss...Jeanie
Henry: are you henpecked or do you have henhouse ways? 😂😄
Dah dah daaaa
Fireguy716 nah Henry is Jeannie boss and she gets payed by being on CZcams and free games and shit
Not completely free stuff but you get what I mean
4:59
I guess Henry really likes the ass
@@TheShadow1347 how can you tell mate XD
The joy on Jeanie’s face when Henry kissed her on the cheek was so freaking wholesome!
Jeannie*
CZcams: Feeling cute might demonetise MxR later
Crusaders: Feeling Crusady, might destroy YT later... *primes flamethrower*
@@sopcannon Damn.
"I wanna have fun with my employees" - Jeanie 2019
I am concerned...
Damn it you beat me to that joke
why
Why are you like thissssss
Someone's going to jail!
Same
Years ago I had a subordinate who would bring me McDonald's breakfast when she knew she'd be late. She figured being fifteen minutes late with Mcgriddles was better than being five minues late without. She was right.
That’s a good employee 😂
A smart employee
It takes longer than 15 minutes to get the breakfast though, so it is not an excuse for being 15 minutes late....maybe she actually wanted something else from you?
@@Tugela60 she may have bought it in advance, knowing she'll be late and all.
@@Tugela60 does it? drive through is usually not much more than 5 minutes at my local mcD
"My ex had a real job" (fast edit cut) LOL
When Jeannie says that she would want to have "fun" with her employees
Henry: wtf
Everyone else: hire me jeannie now!!!!!
I want only 1 Jeanie ... D R E S S E D L I K E R E C O R D E R
The legacy of JET shall never die!
@@jerak02 what happened to jet? 🤣
Immersive
We need to make this the top comment
I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll before seeing this exact comment, lol.
The funniest text my boss sent me was the one I got at 4:30 am asking if I could be in for 5 am on my day off.
Been there so many times
That is so unreasonable. For real? How do they expect you to be in on your day off in 30 minutes so early in the morning? Did you go? Any consequences for not going? I am curious. XD
@@Joryu. I had a similar setting, and had to replace a colleague that injured himself during his shift, although the boss made it clear there would be no hard feelings if i couldnt go. It depends on the boss, really.
@@serbanindigo689 I would say you were lucky. Some bosses would flip if you didn't go. I only have experience with unreasonable teachers. I had one that said "The school is above the law" Of course it isn't lol. XD
Jamal Howourth I did not go. I only realised I had the text when I got up at a more sensible time. The place was very understaffed so it was not uncommon to receive texts and calls from panicked shift leaders asking if you could come in at short notice. There was no consequences of not going thankfully. I no longer have that job thank goodness.
If there were infinite Jeannies at least one would be dressed up as Recorder.
And a lot of panda jeannies
Gizmo Allwin no that’s not one of the possibilities
@Gizmo Allwin more like infinite rejections
And many Jeannies would actually wield the infinity gauntlet, some would have all the stones, some just one or two and those who have all the stones just wiped out every Henry for some of his regular comments on things.
...Terrifying thought, what else the Pandaqueen would do with this gauntlet. But also very terrifying, what i would do with that gauntlet, lol.
Scrap the monkey, it's time for the Infinite-Jeannie-Thereom
Jeanie: I would want to have fun with my employees.
Me: say no more. *applies*
I would have 23 Jeanies, but all they can say is "I'm going to jail."
Imagine the echoing. LOL
And then one Jeanie that just says "Nut", but it sounds exactly like the button.
@@AnonChisei Jeannie*
Jeannnie*
@@instinctrules2969 Well now I wasn't expecting to get a comment on a comment I made 3 years after. At least I knew her name was not Jinny or Jenny lol
Henry I have no boss
His boss: Age Restriction
Henry has a boss it's name is Raid Shadow Legends
🔥
Lmao
Just 1 Jeannie. Because having one perfection in my life is enough to make my life perfect.
"I love this CZcamsr, I'm going to watch all the ads so they get the money they deserve"
CZcams puts up 5:00 long ad
"Love is a strong word"
Do it pussy
@@holosimp9074 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD I AM DED
Yeah. I did a tampon add. I’m a very straight guy. I almost when into shock😂🇺🇸
😂🤣😂🤣
michael waldrop I like when they get ads that are all alcoholic beverages those I watch
"you said this was gonna be a fun video"
"it's fun for me"
*Henry is sadist confirmed*
I think it's been confirmed for a long time that he's a sadist lol
"How many Jeannies would you need to be satisfied?"
Sometimes feel like Henry has no idea what type of people his audience is comprised of? :')
@Nick S Yeah don't encourage the centipede makers out there please.
@@danielb3028 hahahaha lol
Damn.... Jeannie is extra feisty this episode lmao
Im waiting for the creepy people telling everyone about all the jeanies they'd want in their basement...
AN OTAKU, So you're waiting for people you can relate to?..
In the basement.... Nah more like they would want both bedroom and kitchen
343sinbad, Hey, I just only want to play doctor with her. .
Like going back and forth, relaying info about de novo synthesis, ganglions, the circulatory system & therein diffusion, et cetera, ya know? ;)
I really just tried to laugh react like I was on fb 🤦
@@saints360row holy shit dude you buried him
"How many jennies would it take for you (the viewer) to be satisfied?"
HAHHAHA YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE OPENED PANDORAS BOX
Yeah and we all want at least 3 for different reasons
@@343sinbad I want a Henry...
I would only like other 9 me's
Jeannie as Mr Me Seeks from Rick and Morty...
Henry's Jeannie would satisfy me... and not in that way because it's NNN
I'd like to have all the jeannies to build an army to overload the world with cuteness and establish world peace.
Jeannie*
@@instinctrules2969 2 years ago, but thank you.
When they mentioned vacuum incident, the legally safe term is 'Severe medical emergency'... That boss lost their job for sharing the details... Privacy rights and all
2:42 love the kermit voice
...who am I kidding, she's perfect at everything she does
She was even more awesome today!
Jeannie’s reactions make the Raid sponsorship actually entertaining 😂
id just want one jeannie.... cant afford the snackos 2 or more would consume lol
fair
Henry: How many Jeannies do you need to be satisfied?
Me: As long as you get to keep her original so I don't make you cry? I'll take one clone please. Please?
Jeanie: "I would like to have fun with my employees."
Me: "HMMMMMM."
in june 1988 wifes sister was living with a 20 year old girl that looked tomboyish i visited her she took a small box from the end table pulled out a 6 inch pink vibratorlooked like a little dick turned it on it wiggled i left i wonder wtf was it something her tomboy friend had for her or wtf why show me never talked about it very rarelysee her and only in groups of relatives so no talk time older girl across the street used to sit in the baby pool with me we poured water down the front of our suits i was ripped off nothing to see she was lookin an pouring water right on my little thing i mowed in 1973 never saw her since vi
Jeannie*
@@instinctrules2969 Bro, this was three years ago.
Although, now I need to know why youtube bothered giving me the notification. Hm.
Henry: Is there animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese's?
Jeanie: NO!
Me: Excuse me but what sad Chuck E. Cheese's did you go to?
Exactly
Every Chucky Cheese i've been to has one
Im not even from the US and I know chuck e cheese has robots
there's two around me total one has animatronics one doesn't no clue why
I bet someone nutted in the gears
I need someone like these two in my life as friends, they are just a bundle of fun! Jeanie mostly
Some days she has clearly been sucking a lemon or something though. More than a few times as well.
Jeannie*
11:47. The first time I've seen Henry actually mad.
That's what I was saying I was like there is complete anger in that Man's eyes like damn
He boutta commit a war crime
Jeanie looking so pretty today :O
@ meeting
Me: suggests sumthing good for company.
Karen: bitches about her coffee being cold
My boss: we need to fix the coffee machine
Me:* screams internally *
Fuckin' Karen and her rad-fem BS making everything less efficient for the fellas.
The real American99. The boss is just trying to get his kids back from Karen
Lol u guys 😂🇺🇸
Dammit, Karen....you flushed it all?!? How could you flush it all? What were you thinking, Karen?!? They weren't gonna find it!!!
I would like three jeanies, so they can harmonize the dig a tunnel song.
Jeannie*
Lucifer became sexual the day Tom Ellis got cast in the role. It's been a never ending hail satan parade ever since.
Ah yes, a man of culture
What about Mark Pellegrini? He's pretty synonymous with the character xD
When you start playing hello kitty island adventures after seeing this add for raid shadow legends
S T O N K S
11:25 i totally thought jeannie was gonna punch henry in the face lol
0:31 - 19:30 was my favourite part
I'm late...but underrated comment.
8:34 I love that immediate change in response😂
"The boss isn't going to ask him to smoke"
You never had a boss before, you wouldn't know.
benefits? health insurance? man... Jeannie really has never had a job lol
Da1ienx oh you americans with your underpaid jobs and non-existent Health insurance 😂
Us Canadians laugh at your employer provided insurance
Steven L, But she lives in the US.
@@stevenl9395 Im australian actually, but yeah.. same story lol
@@Splomf You know it brother!
Henry: how many jeannies do you need?
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
OVER NINE HUNDRED THOUSANDS BILLION!!!!!
I saw this in video suggestions a few times and after beginning to watch this, I'm totally subscribing! Y'all are so cute omg
"I would like to have a boss"
Me as normal and usual hard working employee: *Smile widely as my manager looking at me* You sure like it Henry
Jeanie "I Would wanna have fun with my employes"
Flyes totally over henrys head
Lol
I had one boss who invited the employees over to his house about twice a month to smoke pot and eat pizza.
I had another boss who would ask me a couple of times a week to tell her about my masturbation fantasies about her.
@@dalesplitstone6276 what the shit, your first boss sounds lit af, the second one just sounds perverted.
@@dragonking_lance4442 The first one was a computer engineer that built AC/DC's first stage sound system. The second was married to a former test pilot for Howard Hughes who was a quadriplegic. She had friends that owned an adult novelty shop, and when on vacation would row out to the shrimp boats and trade adult magazines for fresh shrimp. I once gave her what I thought were Spanish language adult magazines to trade, but they turned out to be Portuguese.
nikolai gorella I just don’t think she meant it that way lol
I worked at a bar once where after closing I'd sometimes get high and drink with my boss and co-workers
It was a good job.
I've just discovered you guys and you're my new favorites! You regularly make me laugh aloud! Thanks for the great content!
One of my favorite episodes. Super chill
I love how even to this day a few months on MXR still pretends to have played more than 2 minutes of Raid
😅😂😅😭😂
my favorite part is where they roast the game by saying it has almost nothing to offer
at the end of the video it looked like jeannie was playing Raid i think. at 18:50
C'mon jeannie say
"What's this"
Mxr, "wow Jeannie that's amazing"
Mxr, (blank stare"
😂😭😂
Their adds funny because it is so obvious they are only doing it to get paid.
always will
You know the world is going to end soon when we name our Daughters "Billy... Eyelash"
347!
I feel like I just got home and now watching memes with my family...Thank you for making my life better!
LITERALLY NOBODY:
Jeanie: Happy Masters Day
I came for gaming, all I got was relationship flexes. Not what I wanted but i'm happy for you two.
Legit. Jeannie is getting prettier with each video. Congratulations on keeping this channel and your lives improving.
she still thinks shes ugly
Sons of Anarchy and GoT are different in that SOA had a good ending.
Can I get the whole pair? You two would make life so much better XD. Love you guys and all your content. Keep up the great work.
Henry & Jeannie always make my day when they drop a new video!!!
_"Wow Jeannie, that's crazy."_ with the straightest face ever XD
watching ur channel is wholesome relaxation for me, thank you bros
It’s obvious you’re a kid
@@dagamer7586 got a problem with that old man?
One of the most wholesome interactions between the King and Queen of the krewsades
You know if there is a multverse there is a Genie that does CZcams and a Henry you made it through college
Yes that is true and infinite possibilities
@C How dare you!!
Henry: "how many Jeanies do you guys want?"
[audience answers honestly]
Henry: 😨😳😳
🤔
[one month later...]
Henry: "New Merch guys! Because you demanded it! Jeanie Realdolls for everybody!!! 10% off if you click through my link!"
Lol
Yes
I actually think that would sell 3 times more than Belle Delphine's bathwater.
Bobby Harrell If they weren't about 200 times as expensive, they would. 😝
Just a pan taped to the top of a mannequin
Jeannie dressed like RECORDER would be Immersive as F#$% !!!!
done
Legend has it Raid Shadow Legends became Jeannie's boss
Henry: "How many Jeanie's would you need to be satisfied"
Jeanie: (just one right?)
Henry: *says large number*
Jeanie: (wow) "really"
Henry: *starts cleaning out basement of sloots* "WHAT?"
Jeannie*
11:40 goddamn that was the cutest thing ever
You guy'S are hilarious! keep the good job!
love that jeannie helps with raid promo and is amazed by the main menu tried the game alot of fun couldnt get into 3 mxr plays guilds 😥
REMINDING JEANNIE TO START HER TWITCH CARREER
(DAY TWO)
Asphyxia keep it up, you're doing good work
Jet would be proud.
Everyone SAYS they're going to go the extra mile and earn that promotion...and then they get there, bust their ass, and go utterly unappreciated, so they stop trying and just loathe their job.
Also, one Jeannie would be plenty for me to disappoint.
Exactly me. XD
Just to find out there's no such thing as promotions here at my workplace. Fml
@@S.k.y.n.e.t. serious problem especially at a certain movie company where they claim you can get a raise by doing job training but never get the password for a computer
I need a Jeanie for every viewer! Because we all need a Jeanie in our lives.
Great video! Don’t know how i missed this one!
InB4 that "like if you clicked fast af for MXR" guy
You became what you swore to destroy
Who's MXR Mods?
Same
But did you?
"I know this because my ex had a real job" Yikes
Right? I cringed hard at that
Alexander Howard why?
@@buildinasentry1046 Probably because you don't say that to your girlfriend/boyfriend.
@@karimakl6314 Pretty sure he was roasting himself.
@@ghalano2993 I see that, i think it could be both. :p
U 2 are hilarious keep up the good content 👏🏻
Let's be honest we would all be lucky to have one jeannie in are day to day life. She's great!
4:03. Jeanie is so cool with it.
12:58 - He says "One of US" - I think the boss is afraid it was about him, so that's why he accuses everyone else so much.
Omfg you two are so effn adorable!
"what flow are you?"
*sends gif of the blood elevator scene of The Shining.
Henry: * looks like hes smoking weed *
Me: * does hunger game whistle * you uncultured swine
Haha the raid ad part of the video when your amazed that you can scroll around the screen lol
For me, this is my favorite video so far!!
i just need one jeanie. the jeanie you have.... is perfect. the perfect personality, hilarious, has attractive expressions, and is just awesome. I'M JEALOUS OF YOU HENRY!!!!!!!!!!
This just shows that some men are cursed. the perfect women always get taken by other men.
r/niceguys
@@nilved4960 😂😂😂
Found the incel
I'd say Jeannie is 1 of a kind. Impossible to duplicate.
nah, shes a synth. just need to get those blueprints.
but possible to replace
One Jeannie's enough. She's perfect enough as it is.
PS. This was the most wholesome video of you two ever xD loved it.
Rookie numbers
she disagrees
7:45 "You're my boss!! why would you send me this?!" WTF are you insane?! You respond to that "YESS!!! MA'AM!!!, AT YOUR SERVICE!! MA'AM!!"
It's who I am as a person. Lol.
Thank you MA'AM may I have another!
any sauce?
Jeanie , I think u can be a very successful voice actor for cartoons and movies
2. One regular Jeannie, and one to DRESS UP AS RECORDER!
Again, love you guys I laugh every time I watch one of your videos. Myself 1 Jeanie would be completely awesome, she is too cute.
12:20 I'm gonna say 5 Jeanies:
One to stay dressed up as Recorder 24/7 and stream on Twitch
One to do these videos all the time
One to do MxR's Kitchen videos all the time
One to actually play games all the time
And one to be a world-class doctor and save my life after I have a heart attack from watching the other four Jeanies all day long
I'm pretty sure that covers everything.
You got 4/5 Jeannie's*
"His name is Henry" XD
like a boss
I wake up and feel like ass and listen to her
CUTE OVERLOAD
Jeannie is always funny, only 1 of her would make life so much better
I'm in love with Jeannie awwwwh
Just 1 is good for me, I can't take care of myself let alone another person lol
Hi I love your content thank you for posting
Whow, Jeannie looks amazing today!
Just one, side hurts too much from laughing already and I don't even have 1😢
🤣🤣🤣