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- čas přidán 22. 06. 2024
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all i needed to hear today was "hello underachievers"
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@finniscoolguys same
IS THAT A KAMISHIRO RUI!?
@@Ashtheredfox YES
its been to long
immediate jojo siwa jumpscare holy shit ??
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__really weird thing to say
@@trixishere1 it's a bot
@@leonardochapman4736 I know but it’s still weird
@@p-__ erm actually i have the best farts 🙄
I know somebody who thought you were transphobic because of the Lovely Ladies song and I laughed out loud when they told me that.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__bro why you in every comment saying this shii 🤣🤣
That's crazy💀💀💀
@@p-__ LIAR
@@p-__ dude I've seen you on August the ducks videos
first guy spent TWO YEARS IN SINGAPORE?! HE WAS LIVING IN MY CITY AND I DIDN'T KNOW?? time to lock the doors guys-
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__dude…you did this with Vivsiepop too- why are you everywhere? Your farts are not that good man.
@@p-__ I'm the fart king. You cannot beat me.
I'm from sg too
@@p-__ you say that but you still aren't the guy whose farts were so bad his wife divorced him over it
Fun fact! The study conducted that determined that female fertility drops off after age 30 was performed in (and I’m not joking about this) 1700s France. The CONSTANTLY repeated talking point about women becoming “less valuable” after 30 comes from a study performed 100 years before doctors started regularly washing their hands.
Well, I wonder why they wouldn’t use updated studies to back up their claims?
We that’s the best part, because just like this study, these idiots are outdated
its masculine to fear a guy in the sky who can fly and wears a pink bow tie
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ you are just so inmature.
It's masculine to wear the pink boetie and fly, because you are stronger than those around you
@TKiller-je4uf So? Just cuz women like it, doesn't make it feminine, just cuz men like the colour blue or red, doesn't make them masculine
Colours aren't gendered, they're just COLOURS!
If I wanna wear a pink body suit then I can, cuz I am comfortable in my identity
@TKiller-je4uf Still, they aren't gendered colours
No colour is gendered, not really
"I bet this guy smells" I snorted my drink out my nose. Well done.
Yep. I snorted/ choked on my pb&j sandwich. 😂
@@CoraFrances holy shit, I was just eating a PB&J
so sorry for your loss, my deepest condolences 🕊 ..
As an asexual, I can confirm what is in someones pants is not my business.
Based Ace take! Another Ace approves.
@@SunIsLost Yeah. Aces unite.
Hello.
@@KindlyKalen hai
Hello aces 👋
"He's spreading like a disease" made me laugh so much harder than it should've 😭
Something I noticed from the TikTok asking those guys what pronouns they use is that cis people don’t really think about their gender. It’s like an invisible factor to them entirely, so asking them what their pronouns are catches them off guard because it’s something they never had to recognise or consider before since to them it seems “obvious” (since like heteronormativity or white privilege, it’s the “default”).
Oh to be cis and never questioning gender and their sense of self~
“You have such strong hands……for a slender man”
-Dylan O’Brien to Thomas Brodie-Sangster
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
I understood that reference!!😂
Lately I have been studying a species known as "Heterosapians." These creatures are odd. Unlike their Homosapian counter parts, they seem to enjoy bland music with bangos and fiddles over the modern style. They often follow a pattern of going to a large white building, putting their hands together, and sleeping upright. Though not all of them do this. Many of them speak of this person named "Donald Trump", and I believe that may be who they are worshiping. They're odd creatures indeed... I will continue my research. Have a good day
(For legal reasons, this is a joke)
Have a good gay*
They also tend to be a little inconsiderate towards different mind views, and some of them are actually very scared of us homosapiens. Did you yet get the chance to study one in a laboratory?
Quite strange, please update us with your findings.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ my farts are better than your farts
I remember once I got asked my pronouns and I said they/them and some old man cursed me out because I'm "a child" and shouldn't be identifying as something else than gender binaries and asked me my genitals. Now who's the groomer
imagine asking someone a question and being unhappy when they answer it 😍😍😍
I'm so sorry he asked you that!!How dare he ask a person and especially a kid what is in their pants!
@@oof2073from what I understood reading the comment the man didn't ask them their pronouns but yeah he still had no right to react like that and asked them what's in their pants
That "hello underachievers" can completely change my whole mood. luv u noah❤❤❤❤ genuinely you've helped me so so much with my coming out and accepting myself♡
we love being queer and using silly emojis ! ! 🔥✨💫🎉💖🐺🍭🎊🇺🇸🏳️🌈🍥🌟
@Moxzii_isnt_real YES you get it 💗😻👾🦝🐩⚘️🏳️🌈✨️🍄💅🍓🍪🍩
@@Moxzii_isnt_real 🐺? The alpha wolf?
the second i saw jojo siwa i knew i would agree w him.
Ok
so real
@@LesbianKimDokja HOLY SHIT KIM DOKJA??
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
FR
that first guy was straight and straight to the point and I mean that in the most condescending way possible.
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@p-__ How do you quantify the quality of a fart? I mean, what is it that you are measuring to determine whose are better? Unless you're specifically measuring volume or molecular makeup, how do you make that determination? And, are those even qualities you would use to determine whose are better? Next time, you should show your proof so that we may all know that your farts are, indeed, better than Noah's. Maybe a formula we can all use to determine who has the better farts.
@@wilddave18073 oh my god your response was amazing I love you
@@p-__ P-! P-! THEY'RE HEREEEEW!!!
I have a little story time about a cis guy from a larping camp I've been to if anyone wants to read it: So in the beginning of every camp with the travel company that organizes the larping camps, there is an introduction where you say your name, pronouns and some random fact about yourself. Like you sit in a circle and everyone introduces themselves. So when it came to that guy he said his name and the random fact, so the larp master asked him what his pronouns were since he didn't say them, and he said: "ermmm... normal?"
That final Andrew Tate clip sounded to me like it started with the normal transphobia you'd expect from people like him, but then evolved into acceptance, not only of trans women, but also trans men as well! Once he mentioned Hulk Hogan, my brain immediately rephrased the question of a 10/10 trans woman versus a 1/10 trans man, and good for Tate for being accepting of trans people!!
I'm straight and I fucking love your videos, some are funny, some are true and most of the time they are so entertaining and interesting
There's being straight and then there's being one of THE straights.
You're just straight, but not one of THE STRAIGHTS
Not super straight clearly....
@@ninjawizard3865 Super straight isn't real, it's just a desperate way for toxic heteros to try and override innocent queers
The usual >_>
@@ninjawizard3865 so in order to be completely straight, one can't watch entertaining youtube videos?
@bottomofastairwell 1 who is super straight don't watch Gay shit.
IM LOVING THE HAIR NOAHHHH
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
just letting y'all know ive reported a handful of those comments saying 'my farts are better than noah's farts'
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Also, Link?!?! What are you doing on yt?? GO SAVE HYRULE
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I absolutely love the guy saying “I use the one in the English language can you give me examples?” And than “I’m probably a he” that was so cute ahahaha
"very *straight* up, letting people know what you're about *straight* to the point"
LITERALLY LISTENING TO HIS MUSIC AND THEN HE POSTS 👏
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ you’re everywhere 😭
@@p-__ dude leave noah alone plssss
was literally at the isle of wight when he posted i freaked out because i had no wifi and i couldn’t watch it
Rule for my future kids: Don't sh*t on stuff!
That is all. 🤣
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Metaphorically and physically
Except toilet bowls
That coffee clip was a violation 💀
ISTG, would using a spoon have cut his balls off ?
@@elizabethivy1337 you should watch some of those videos. Hot guys simulating sex with food 🥵 it's like softcore porn.
Im a really big fan of you!💅 as a part of the lgbtqia+ you have really helped me with being who I am. Thank you.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
why are you so brainwashed you are gay
idc how you feel what you are but you are gay and you should be ashamed about that
4:27
And to the lady who posted that “you’re going to end up in a nursing home, you have no choice.”
ANDREW TATE TRANS ALLY CONFIRMED
That last one was UNCOMFORTABLE like I see what he's going for but all I can think is I don't want your hand sweat in my coffee!!!
Occasionally I panic...
Has anyone checked on the straight people?
SOMEONE CHECK ON THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE
Ok, I haven’t even watched a minute of this yet but GOD am happy to have found a cool trans guy that creates content and music. Like, I need this in my life :)
Noah es genial, me alegra que hayas encontrado su canal. ❤
LOVE YOUR HAIR!! (You are my gender envy❤️)
factsss
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
he’s so my gender evny ❤️
Same
I clicked on this video as soon as i saw the notification
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
When you yelled agender king I legit busted out laughing, too funny lol
Omg I love the blonde streak in the hair
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ no..not you again..
@@p-__ no mine are
"I can hear his bones vibrating" got me so hard 😂😂
I love the what are your pronouns videos because I just find it hilarious to watch transphobic cis people struggle, like 'oh I don't do that pronoun thing' a win for the agenders, I jut like when they go out of their way to be transphobic and end up looking silly
he fr knows how to distract me from my dysphoria
I really needed this right now- I'm exausted as hell and watching a new vid by you made me feel much better- love your content and so glad to watch you having fun
Fr
~ 15:08 man really said "OBJECTION!!!"
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@TKiller-je4uf are you saying that Tandrew Ate is a woman? 🤨
Smash cutting to buff guy fearing god is new peak of comedy
Lmfaoooo this killed me 💀💀💀💀
NOAHFINNCE post, Depression cured😂
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
To me it looks rather like the next stage of depression, you will see.
_LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR_
Same it’s so cool!
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
"he sounds like he smells." is so real😭
“hello underachievers” lifts my whole entire mood lol 🩷
I've been a fan for a long while and i feel like you're getting cooler every vid omg 😭😭💜
BRO I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING IT HAD BEEN A WHILE SINCE A NEW NOAH VID!!!!
my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
"I use the ones that are in the English vocabulary"
Well, he's technically correct. He does use all those in daily speech.
Honestly the andrew tate clip is like the first time ive almost applauded tate,
The title actually had me jumping up and down!!!!! I miss these videos.
I LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR SM‼️
9:19 I think you might got it wrong and this is a reference to the "would you like to join the LGBTQ+ community?" Meme and its completely satire😭
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING INVITED TO PLAY BLUDFEST
I LOVE THE HAIR NOAH OMLLL
Me: :( Noah: hello underachievers! Me: :)
OMG!!!! Those emotional and psychological abusers should never be allowed to procreate!!!!! ✨✊🏻✨
The last one made me so uncomfortable lmao 😭
noah you hair looks so good omg goals frr!!!!!
RAHHHH YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD 🔥🔥🔥 (I may use as inspo)
Hearing “hello underachievers” Made my day ily Noah 🫶🏽
YAYAYAY NEW VIDEO
luv ur videos noahhhh!11!!1
7:57 it was so interesting to have the vision of a man discovering he might be a little bit gay
14:06 he tried so hard to be transphobic he ended up being an ally
IF THIS IS EHAT I THINK IT IS
YAY😍❤️
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER OF THESE FOR LIKE
69420 YEARS
(also happy pride)
Aroace here, if anybody says, “what’s in your pants?😡” say back to them “bread” and than pull bread out of your pants
14:48 Thank you for supporting the trans community my top G. XD bro rly said that, he used homie logic to support? the trans community. SOLID.
noah and jamie posted at the same time? nice
YESS NOAH IMA WATCH THIS TONIGHT
Hair goals right here
Saw you at Download Noah, you were awesome 😁
When I saw the guy fingering the coffee all I could think was "STOP FINGERING MY COFFEE SIR!"
YASSSSSS!!! NEW VIDEO!!!👏👏👏
15:22 s..s..s..sir yeah umm I don’t think that’s sanitary so could you umm please get you fingers… actually u know what keep that drink and could you just make me a new one please and DON’T PUT YOUR FINGERS IN IT THIS TIME! Please and thank you.
my friend saw you posted and was very excited so im saying hello from them...
HI! :3
11:43 guys its a pun ITS A PUN "im not gonna part of ypur cis-stem"
Straight ppl really wonder why they can't find a date at this point….?😂
IM LOVING THE NEW NOAH HAIR AHHHH
The fact you’re playing at BLUDFEST is legend! Go you!
Was not expecting to see Joe Rogan supporting trans people today
if u can “prey the gay away” can u “prey the straight away”
"What pronouns do you use?"
"None. I-"
And there you go
THE NEW HAIR LOOKS SO COOL WTF
Nothing is better than a new video from you and Jamie after a bad day
I read the thumb nail as "my daughters must like moles" and my lord I was confused
The Twink thing gives me the same vibes as American Dad in the episode where Stan tries to prove being gay is a choice by switching teams and having sex with Terry, and he says "If I have my lingo correct I'm a 'power top'..." which is adorable that he researched the culture before getting into it.
THE JOJO JUMPSCARE HELP😭😭 ALSO YOUR NEW HAIRSTYLE LOOKS AMAZING :3
"What pronouns do you use?"
"I don't use any."
My guy the first word out of your mouth was a pronoun and you survived! Congrats
the lovely ladies music video was all i ever needed and more x
The last guy didn't even stir the drink...he just violated the poor coffee..
AHHH I FOUND SOMEONE ELSE WHO CORRECTS THE “YOUR” AND “YOU’RE” GRAMMAR 🎉
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! However, I don't correct folks unless they're just a garbage human (which incontrovertibly applies to the dude in the vid), and especially if they use 'your' when attempting to insult someone else's intelligence, i.e., "Your stupid!".
Love your music, keep up the good work!
My son, what? You are hetero? What does that mean? Oh, you’re into women. Don’t worry, that’s a phase
I eat water (🏳️⚧️)
you sure do
🏳️⚧️🚂🚂🚂
8:44 this man had an entire awakening-
Noah, you taught me a lot about my community and I have watched you for years❤
Noah video depression cured - ILY so much noahhhhhhhhhh 😊😊😊
YOUR HAIR‼️ it looks so good !!!🥳🥳
Me and my partner are booked for bloodfest! We were already so excited, my partner called me up when the rest of the artists were releasied and just showed me that you were gonna be in it! He knew how much i loved watching you and that i was upset i missed you because of my exams last year! Cant wait to see you in August!
13:06
MY pronouns are
U
S
A
💙🤍❤️
WAIT
That’s the french flag
Uhh
🦅🇺🇸🤍💙❤️🇺🇸🦅