Ranking Every Kanto Pokemon I Could Beat Up

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  • A Pokemon tier list ranking every generation 1 Pokemon I could beat in a fight!
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  • @SentinelPL
    @SentinelPL Před 2 lety +217

    17:58 "I don't know how I beat a ghost" Easy! Just bite it. It's super effective.

    • @noodlesandeggs1512
      @noodlesandeggs1512 Před 2 lety +16

      Ah smart minds think alike brother🤝

    • @syedannankamran6266
      @syedannankamran6266 Před 2 lety +2

      OBJECTION

    • @syedannankamran6266
      @syedannankamran6266 Před 2 lety +12

      BUT in gen 1 bite was a NORMAL type move and what is ghost immune to? NORMAL and fighting, and this is only gen 1 pokemon meaning it would be immune

    • @3clisp315
      @3clisp315 Před 2 lety +15

      @@syedannankamran6266 but this isn't the 1990s nerd

    • @RancidRoadRash
      @RancidRoadRash Před 2 lety +5

      @@3clisp315 its a good point though

  • @Entity-of-Justice
    @Entity-of-Justice Před 2 lety +108

    On the one hand, John threatened to rip my mascot in half.
    On the other hand, its evolution got revenge.

    • @laprinhound9369
      @laprinhound9369 Před 2 lety +4

      On the third hand on my belly, shelder is adorable.
      Edit: spelling

    • @Eeveelovegirl
      @Eeveelovegirl Před měsícem

      Pikacha: ahhhh
      Rachu: this is your death date

  • @CurrentDNDEnjoyer
    @CurrentDNDEnjoyer Před rokem +5

    He made the Paras decision before he saw Legends Arceus. The poor, unknowing man.

  • @a.pigeon
    @a.pigeon Před rokem +56

    Paras in Kanto: Punted to the moon
    Paras in Hisui: RIP

    • @avaakins_uc
      @avaakins_uc Před 8 měsíci +1

      I guess paras caused the bubonic plueg instead of rats (fun fact the bubonic pluege happened over 100 years ago and hisui takes place over 100 years ago)

  • @adept27
    @adept27 Před 2 lety +268

    John having the same stats as Castform
    Mikey : Hail Yeah

  • @ne8d449
    @ne8d449 Před 2 lety +220

    John: I'm not looking at size
    Also John: Bulbasaur your a LITTLE toad...

    • @XPokePlayzX
      @XPokePlayzX Před 2 lety +1

      Toad*

    • @ne8d449
      @ne8d449 Před 2 lety +2

      @@XPokePlayzX thank you

    • @PM7Plus
      @PM7Plus  Před 2 lety +86

      I said I was doing an eye test instead of reading up on the measurements and my eyes are telling me I can kick the little toad into orbit!

    • @Cool-Vest_Leo
      @Cool-Vest_Leo Před 2 lety +5

      @@PM7Plus you see, that's where you're wrong. Most bulbasaurs are bigger than Ginger

    • @brandi3981
      @brandi3981 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Cool-Vest_Leo yeah bulbasaur is 2'4" tall way taller than a chiweenie & 15 pounds unless its obeses thats bigger than a chiweenie
      @pokemen7 covid masks probably won't do shit against spore poison powder etc

  • @arrowheadstudio
    @arrowheadstudio Před 2 lety +38

    It’s a common misnomer but Charmanders flame measures its health. The fire going out isn’t the reason it dies but rather a symptom of death.

    • @Gorgosauruslibra
      @Gorgosauruslibra Před 11 měsíci +2

      The pokedex says otherwise plus when when in battle in shows it doesn’t go down when low health and literally dies when it goes out even in full health

    • @Gorgosauruslibra
      @Gorgosauruslibra Před 11 měsíci +1

      Also he said bats are blind they aren’t but zoobat doesn’t have eyes so idk

    • @minecraftexpertstudios7368
      @minecraftexpertstudios7368 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@GorgosauruslibraZubat has Echolocation, if I'm not mistaken

  • @GamerBoy-vu7vh
    @GamerBoy-vu7vh Před 2 lety +6

    John: I’ll beat up this ditto!
    Ditto: I can transform into a rhydon how do you like me now?

  • @MildTomfoolery123
    @MildTomfoolery123 Před 2 lety +422

    “I’m a gentle giant”
    Proceeds to rate all kanto Pokémon over the prospect of punting them to the moon

  • @gracesinnard2858
    @gracesinnard2858 Před 2 lety +97

    What John doesn't realize is that Dratini is 5′ 11″, which is pretty close to his height.

    • @Mysticgames136
      @Mysticgames136 Před rokem +9

      True. Dratini is way bigger than some people think. I'd probably get destroyed by one.

    • @kibousn1686
      @kibousn1686 Před rokem +3

      Another thing is that Ekans is 6'07, which is taller than him even if by a couple inches.

    • @wintersins
      @wintersins Před rokem +3

      ​@@kibousn1686It's also 7 kg pick it up and use it like Indiana Jones.

    • @kibousn1686
      @kibousn1686 Před rokem +2

      @@wintersins Same argument can be made for Dratini. The only difference is that Dratini will run away while Ekans is probably right behind you and already cut off your air supply.

    • @Gorgosauruslibra
      @Gorgosauruslibra Před 11 měsíci

      @@kibousn1686yeah and one where the show agrees with the size

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 Před 2 lety +4

    PM7: _talks about Crabs not being a Threat, due to only being able to walk sideways_
    *Dark Souls 3 Crabbo wants to know your location*

  • @judeeverett9747
    @judeeverett9747 Před 2 lety +17

    At first he could beat up a ton of them, but as the dex goes on, there's more pokemon that can kill him to death

  • @ne8d449
    @ne8d449 Před 2 lety +1061

    Gravler, Golem, Voltorb, Electrode, Koffing, and Weezing can all explode...

    • @PM7Plus
      @PM7Plus  Před 2 lety +619

      They knock themselves out I'm counting that as a win even if they take me down with them!

    • @ne8d449
      @ne8d449 Před 2 lety +155

      @@PM7Plus gotcha. Big brains

    • @hyperpotion3805
      @hyperpotion3805 Před 2 lety +57

      Haha, tournament rules? The exploding pokemon is considered to have fainted first?

    • @Vincentsmith656
      @Vincentsmith656 Před 2 lety +5

      I hate all of those pokemon they all suck

    • @Vincentsmith656
      @Vincentsmith656 Před 2 lety +5

      I hate all of those pokemon they all suck

  • @wayjay9701
    @wayjay9701 Před 2 lety +443

    John’s really got a lot of confidence in his ability to defeat elemental demigods

  • @princeapoopoo5787
    @princeapoopoo5787 Před 2 lety +8

    Realistically even the more weakest Pokemon could probably kick the asses of the average human if they're a high enough level. Bless John's bravery and confidence.

  • @dylanproductions6266
    @dylanproductions6266 Před 2 lety +16

    Johns stats are
    Attack:38
    Defence:100
    Speed:40
    IQ:400
    Total stats :578
    Wow his stats are better then a bit of pokemon 27:20

    • @theotherdashmelted
      @theotherdashmelted Před rokem

      I'd say my stats are:
      Attack: 57
      Defense: 70
      Speed: 101
      IQ: 100
      Total: 328
      w/ Bonus stats:
      HP: 40
      Sp. Atk: 37
      Sp. Def: 42
      The total becomes 447

    • @battleboy8483
      @battleboy8483 Před měsícem

      Mine are
      Def 40
      Atk 60
      Iq 1

  • @sinem4044
    @sinem4044 Před 2 lety +168

    "i can punt pikachu to the moon"
    ash's pikachu: allow me to introduce myself

    • @Mid-vr979
      @Mid-vr979 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes

    • @Slimedragon785V
      @Slimedragon785V Před 2 lety +18

      HE FRIGGIN DEAFEATED AN ICE ROBOT WHEN IT CANT EVEN DEAFEAT A LITTLE GRASS SNAKE LIKE BRUH

    • @sinem4044
      @sinem4044 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Slimedragon785V ikr

    • @Grabinator
      @Grabinator Před 2 lety +6

      Pikachu punted team rocket to the moon every time

    • @cooperette1
      @cooperette1 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Grabinator yes

  • @ryzenedits6624
    @ryzenedits6624 Před 2 lety +306

    you could say losing to a dumb bird with a leek would be, "far-fetched".

  • @lukeysnookey2877
    @lukeysnookey2877 Před rokem +1

    I love how John put like every baby Pokémon in punted too the moon😂😂😂😂

  • @wisdom1240
    @wisdom1240 Před rokem

    6:52 Vulpix:*goes After his dog*
    John:Your free trial of life has ended

  • @MaxWelton
    @MaxWelton Před 2 lety +33

    Clefairy: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
    Pokemen7: Why wait?

  • @zachrodan7543
    @zachrodan7543 Před 2 lety +137

    I actually feel like whether or not a human can beat mr. mime would depend entirely on how good they are at acting... remember how they handled it in detective pikachu? you just need to out-mime the mime

    • @CatsandDogs456
      @CatsandDogs456 Před 2 lety +14

      What if mr mime traps you and slowly closes the walls in then he would get
      Crushed to many pieces

    • @zachrodan7543
      @zachrodan7543 Před 2 lety +16

      @@CatsandDogs456 as I said, you just have to out-mime the mime. they put an invisible wall, you open an invisible door. of course, you would need to be truly skilled as a mime to outdo mr. mime, but still. then again, I don't know how good john is at pantomime, so who knows whether he would be able to outmime the mime

    • @emilmiller2815
      @emilmiller2815 Před rokem

      @@CatsandDogs456 ¹o348846

    • @amandadoerfler8466
      @amandadoerfler8466 Před rokem

      @@emilmiller2815 h

    • @mite3959
      @mite3959 Před rokem

      I don’t think Detective Pikachu is canon. Also, since when do I have psychic powers to mine open a door?

  • @HazDemox
    @HazDemox Před 2 lety

    This video was very Entertaining I just watched the full of it recommended definitely I loved it keep it up

  • @roxxxydubois
    @roxxxydubois Před 2 lety +2

    4:22 big mistake, you grab the head not tail (back of the head to keep the jaws from moving), you grab a snake by the tail it will immediately swing around and bite you

  • @epicrabbit7031
    @epicrabbit7031 Před 2 lety +76

    PokeMEN7: “I’m a gentle giant”
    (Makes a tier list on
    things he can beat up)

  • @noodlesandeggs1512
    @noodlesandeggs1512 Před 2 lety +161

    "I don't know how to beat a ghost" just bite it

    • @yeets_galore
      @yeets_galore Před 2 lety +3

      hahahahaha true lol

    • @jakobthomas1926
      @jakobthomas1926 Před 2 lety +2

      Or just punch it when it's not looking.
      Or karate chop it's throat.

    • @mihyroiz_heatlair
      @mihyroiz_heatlair Před 2 lety

      You can’t it always come back

    • @mihyroiz_heatlair
      @mihyroiz_heatlair Před 2 lety

      @@jakobthomas1926 seriously do it doesn’t make sense that dark beats ghost

    • @jatarokemuri5443
      @jatarokemuri5443 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mihyroiz_heatlair or peck it from an angle with your nose

  • @knatarajan6742
    @knatarajan6742 Před 2 lety +1

    Now that Pokemon Legends Arceus is out you just see whether the Pokémon on the list runs away (Buneary), stay put (Bidoof), want to battle (Shinx), or the ones that’ll attack you without hesitation (Skuntank).

  • @williamfrieden1
    @williamfrieden1 Před 2 lety +1

    Great video, interesting lists, keep it up!

  • @antaicui7805
    @antaicui7805 Před 2 lety +155

    “ mew can almost learn every move”
    mew used guillotine
    Pokemen7: “chuckles, im in danger”

  • @verymuchconfused4973
    @verymuchconfused4973 Před 2 lety +22

    "Moths are not intimidating"
    *Mothra would like to know your location*

  • @Gloomy-Grim
    @Gloomy-Grim Před 2 měsíci

    1:24 "Venusaur might just eat me" had me dying 💀

  • @goofi_memes
    @goofi_memes Před 2 lety

    7:30
    "You are a balloon i will pop you'
    "You are a fat balloon im still going to pop you"
    best part XD

  • @Big_Steg
    @Big_Steg Před 2 lety +20

    John: I am not losing a fight to a balloon Pokémon.
    Me: Flashbacks to putting Drifblim in R.I.P

    • @Bee-uh2zm
      @Bee-uh2zm Před 2 lety +3

      Doesn’t the balloon kidnap people-

  • @hooeythegreat1987
    @hooeythegreat1987 Před 2 lety +437

    Plot twist: John lost against the Ditto and this is actually the Ditto-

  • @NastyIrishPotato
    @NastyIrishPotato Před 2 lety +2

    Now we need a Legends Arceus-esque teir list since you virtually encountered a good chunk of them in a "real-life setting"

  • @XSoulfire
    @XSoulfire Před 2 lety +1

    Pokemen: yeah I’m going to hit that with a home run
    Alolan Sandshrew Causing a tyranitar to run away after beating it in a battle: oh so you think it’s very funny now?

  • @Cool-Vest_Leo
    @Cool-Vest_Leo Před 2 lety +376

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that John has the exact same base stats as a Castform.

  • @gamalyelg
    @gamalyelg Před 2 lety +16

    Magneton and Ninetales are definitely wrong there! Magneton just stops your heart with electricity; Ninetales can “burn its prey to a crisp as it pleases”…
    WTF was John thinking?!

    • @jameskay5880
      @jameskay5880 Před 2 lety +3

      also just grabbing one of Ninetales tails...enjoy your 1000 yr curse

    • @XSoulfire
      @XSoulfire Před 2 lety +1

      John: I can curse too
      Also John: You *****************

    • @XSoulfire
      @XSoulfire Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah just like almost every Fire type in the kanto region

  • @SkellySMH
    @SkellySMH Před rokem +1

    bro really said he could punt squirtle to the moon man really hasnt seen how hard the little dude can bite 😵‍💫

  • @WhiskeyThePaladin
    @WhiskeyThePaladin Před 2 lety +1

    do a kalos version of this, love it!

  • @Brad1ey_is_so_silly
    @Brad1ey_is_so_silly Před 2 lety +8

    John: *Puts Arbok in RIP* "That is the end of me"
    Me: Sure is, i mean ITS A 11'06" TALL SNAKE

  • @georgenelson4682
    @georgenelson4682 Před 2 lety +120

    Yessssss!! Been waiting for this for ages, I’m expecting the moustache tier list next!!

  • @IndecisiveHarry
    @IndecisiveHarry Před 2 lety +1

    An alternate title -
    “grown man explains how he could beat fiction animals with magical powers”

  • @amvninjutsuuu10
    @amvninjutsuuu10 Před 4 měsíci

    the backround music is epic and nice video pm7

  • @DemonicAppetite1120
    @DemonicAppetite1120 Před 2 lety +99

    Whenever a Poketuber does one of these rankings, I feel like they should have a tab open with the Pokemon's Pokedex entries so that they could be as accurate as possible.
    Ex: Machop would absolutely destroy every Poketuber doing these rankings as "It trains in all styles of martial arts" and "can throw a hundred adults".

    • @davidwilliams1949
      @davidwilliams1949 Před 2 lety +15

      Mewtwo would rip any human into pieces and fix them with his psychic powers over and over for the hell of it

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, but as you can understand people can be a little sceptic when they can be beaten up easily by a little birdie

    • @haydenbennett3547
      @haydenbennett3547 Před 2 lety +7

      Ikr? Its almost as if they think most of these pokemon arent living weapons of mass destruction

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r Před 2 lety +1

      @@haydenbennett3547 If they were, their world would already be destroyed, so I'm gonna make the bold assumption that most aren't.

    • @haydenbennett3547
      @haydenbennett3547 Před 2 lety +5

      @@M4x_P0w3r youd be surprised. A tyranitar has enough power in one arm to level an entire mountain, aron have been known to eat the metal off of rail roads causing train to derail, pikachu has electricity whose wattage exceeds that of a defibrillator (getting electrocuted by one would stop your heart), charmander's flame are hot enough to evaporate water on contact (including the flame on its tail), weedle are known to be aggressive and have poison potent enough to kill an elephant to ward off predators, squirtle can shoot water with enough psi to cut through rock in seconds (could tear through human skin on contact), bulbasaur's vine whip can gash human skin cutting deep much like a standard whip and his razor leaf is strong enough to cut through trees and tear straight through a human and a magikarp can literally jump over skyscrapers, with that amount of force its tackle would straight up destroy a person much like a car going 80mph and a pidgey can create tornadoes by merely flapping its wings. Get the idea yet? If you actually read pokemon pokedex entries or followed their game lore they can literally destroy the world a million times over.

  • @ventusargentum9957
    @ventusargentum9957 Před 2 lety +9

    Meanwhile at 25:58
    John: *Looks at Omanyte* "You went extinct for a reason."
    Forget punting it to the moon, you just roasted it back into extinction.

  • @dragorionsarge3728
    @dragorionsarge3728 Před rokem

    18:45 I have caught so many crabs in my life LOL!! i know he meant Eating Crabs but still lol i giggled

  • @a2gamer234
    @a2gamer234 Před 2 lety +1

    John: I will punt ekans to the moon.
    Ekans: *Suffocates John*

  • @joyaugustine4373
    @joyaugustine4373 Před 2 lety +63

    When it shows John’s stats it says he has a 70 special attack stat
    Me: What special attacks does my dude have

    • @theamazingg3773
      @theamazingg3773 Před 2 lety +13

      G U N

    • @aienma6660
      @aienma6660 Před 2 lety +4

      Panicked Scream

    • @noodlesandeggs1512
      @noodlesandeggs1512 Před 2 lety +1

      Depends if he has access to any electronics

    • @ActualTrash8
      @ActualTrash8 Před 2 lety +4

      Flamethrower (must have the flamethrower item) thunder shock (must have the wire item) Hydro pump( must have the fire truck item)

    • @ActualTrash8
      @ActualTrash8 Před 2 lety +5

      Here are some it can naturally learn. Hyper voice, snarl, water gun/bubble Beam (spit).

  • @samjames5552
    @samjames5552 Před 2 lety +14

    I think John has come up with a great VR game. Someone needs to make this happen.

  • @theblackenedking9858
    @theblackenedking9858 Před 2 lety +1

    Dugtrio can move thru the ground at light speed.
    Yes, this is Pokedex Canon

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 Před rokem +1

    I could probably physically punt Bulbasaur to the moon, but emotionally? imagine the toll

  • @TheAuthorOfDreams
    @TheAuthorOfDreams Před 2 lety +54

    Well, unfortunately, John will meet his demise because he underestimated a Ninetales or overestimated his own strength due to a hypothetical scenario. 🙏RIP Barbecued John.🙏

    • @forgerofsouls9126
      @forgerofsouls9126 Před 2 lety +7

      That and Ninetails are known to curse people...

    • @jatarokemuri5443
      @jatarokemuri5443 Před 2 lety +3

      Can we talk about how intimidating the meowth line can be?

    • @TheGrimSleeper226
      @TheGrimSleeper226 Před 2 lety +1

      Are we not gonna talk about how also underestimated pikachu and he overestimated the pidgey final evo ( i forgot their name)

    • @Ghoulofidiocy2917
      @Ghoulofidiocy2917 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheGrimSleeper226 pidgeots can fly in sonic speeds,he deserves to be scared

    • @Ghoulofidiocy2917
      @Ghoulofidiocy2917 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jatarokemuri5443 one slash=death

  • @abhinnbaxi6295
    @abhinnbaxi6295 Před 2 lety +14

    2:50 butterfree: wait till I use stun spore

    • @pokeinator7834
      @pokeinator7834 Před 2 lety

      Yeah lol I think he should have put in we’ll see

  • @PopsicleVR511
    @PopsicleVR511 Před rokem

    I always watch your videos, I love your channel John.

  • @sandshew4158
    @sandshew4158 Před 2 lety +1

    James kicked a Magikarp, it became a Gyaradose and called it's freinds. Anyone who's seen the episode knows what happens next

  • @lunaphionex4556
    @lunaphionex4556 Před 2 lety +7

    Honestly if you put Vulpix in punt I would have dead panned purely because both Vulpix and Ninetails can slowly kill you inside out with their legend curse and foxes are normally demons in many cultures because of their trickster personalities. They are also very hard to grab. Edit: I then saw you move the Vulpix, good luck with being dragged out of death just to serve a fox. :3

  • @evagarcia865
    @evagarcia865 Před 2 lety +60

    “Moths are not intimidating”
    People who played Hollow Knight and got to the final boss: *You sure?*

    • @paradoxwastaken
      @paradoxwastaken Před 2 lety

      Wow this is a lot of people who have heard and/or played hollow knight

    • @violetcore1813
      @violetcore1813 Před 2 lety

      Beat me to it

    • @evagarcia865
      @evagarcia865 Před 2 lety

      @Arcana zero Studios Marmu is apparently based on a moth caterpillar

    • @deltazygone52
      @deltazygone52 Před 2 lety

      but we were tiny and the moth had light powers

  • @Mr.Freeze420
    @Mr.Freeze420 Před měsícem +1

    Couldn’t the grass types just poison and leech seed stall while dodging Johns attacks using vine whip to jump high? Grass types would be the most difficult ones to defeat because of those feats.
    Fire Pokémon can use smokescreen or smog to gas John out and then just burn him alive. Even charmander can do that since he learns smokescreen.
    Water Pokémon may seem like the easiest but being hit by water at full force is extremely strong something like bubblebeam uses water to make the bubbles travel in a straight line giving them more accuracy.

  • @chrystalriver570
    @chrystalriver570 Před 2 lety +1

    “You went extinct for a reason” greatest way to say “I’m Gona win if we throw hands” in my life

  • @pink_moose991
    @pink_moose991 Před 2 lety +71

    I mean, Squirtle being spun in a circle then thrown to the edge of the known universe is quite poetic
    It does share a few similarities with Bowser, no?

  • @pikathemimikyu6655
    @pikathemimikyu6655 Před 2 lety +59

    "That tail is very stabby looking"
    Just find a female Raichu to punt

  • @The44thPresident
    @The44thPresident Před 2 lety +1

    “You are a ballon I will pop you.” I am done 😂

  • @absolutechaosfr
    @absolutechaosfr Před rokem

    “Clefairy is not really that scary, and it loves the moon.”
    Also Clefairy: *ONE SHOT HITS LEGENDARY POKEMON*
    Clefairy my beloved.

  • @applejazzfan6267
    @applejazzfan6267 Před 2 lety +10

    Magnetmite is a ball of steel. You would break your foot punting it to the moon

    • @ren_yt3715
      @ren_yt3715 Před 2 lety

      just be creative about it. have you not think grabbing and yeeting it. rather than punching it? and is it really steel when it's easily weak against mega punch or any martial attack moves. what it's just a punch but stronger.

    • @Ricardo_Morales
      @Ricardo_Morales Před 2 lety

      @@ren_yt3715 John said: "I'm not a fighter"

    • @ren_yt3715
      @ren_yt3715 Před 2 lety

      @@Ricardo_Morales he said his not a fighter. but he is using some type advantage moves. the stab effectiveness is not there since his normal but the move is still effective. it's not about the typing within the character. it's about setting your own team with diverse move sets in case of tough situations were you need that effective attack to having the odds on your favor.

    • @Ricardo_Morales
      @Ricardo_Morales Před 2 lety +1

      @@ren_yt3715 But he doesn't know how to punch like a fighter, it would be a normal punch... Maybe with STAB... I don't know... Is that guy a normal-type?

  • @kylefratini2833
    @kylefratini2833 Před 2 lety +32

    He really underestimates just how dangerous even the small pokemon can be.

    • @yusufcx6726
      @yusufcx6726 Před 2 lety +3

      Looking at all the attacks...
      He would be killed by OLMOST evre thing he can beat the small birds the small bat but not pikachu no cubebone did he wacht the pokemon movie? Didnt he see how strong cubebone is?

    • @kylefratini2833
      @kylefratini2833 Před 2 lety +1

      @@yusufcx6726 detective pikachu was the first thing that came to mind when I posted.

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 Před rokem +1

      this is a very late response but since it seems humans in the pokemon world are stronger than our humans (see team rocket holding back a dragonite with a frying pan, or surviving being shocked by pikachu every other episode, or Ash carrying a larvitar, etc) maybe he's basing it on that?

    • @kylefratini2833
      @kylefratini2833 Před rokem

      @bugbear right, but he's not basing his own prowess off of the in universe rules, he's basing it on his real self. In which case most humans would also body him, even children.

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 Před rokem

      @@kylefratini2833 he did specifically mention Ash getting shocked by Pikachu multiple times and being just fine, so he's using some in universe logic. no regular human could take out that many pokemon, but that wouldn't be a very interesting video. also he wasn't looking at heights or weights because dratini is 5'11 and not a small baby like most people think when not looking at the pokedex
      so I think it's a combination of making the video interesting, not checking pokedex measurements, and using in universe logic without considering just how different pokemon humans are to human humans (and I could write a whole essay on my thoughts on that particular topic. probably have at least once knowing me)

  • @AnnaKowalczyk-gn4nj
    @AnnaKowalczyk-gn4nj Před 8 měsíci +1

    How to beat parasect:
    1.take off the mushroom
    2.finished

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq Před 2 lety +1

    Ha. The "if it's not 100% accurate it's 50% accurate" reference.

  • @Doomshadow96
    @Doomshadow96 Před 2 lety +10

    The video was awesome! The editing of john's face with different sportsmen was the most hilarious part. Tyler always does an incredible job in editing the videos.

    • @bobuboi4643
      @bobuboi4643 Před 2 lety +1

      He should really check pokedex entries, apparently, bulbasaur could choke him with wines, squirtle could drown him, Charmendar could burn him to a crisp, basically every pokemon on this list can murder this guy.

  • @umairag6768
    @umairag6768 Před 2 lety +7

    Diglett can dig up and down at the speed of damn light according to it's Pokedex entry, so I think he'll hide Everytime u attempt to even try to hit him

  • @NutellaSW
    @NutellaSW Před 7 měsíci

    “You are a balloon I’m going to pop you you are a fat ballon I’m still going to pop you”😂🤣

  • @lions_exist3573
    @lions_exist3573 Před 2 lety +1

    According to the pokedex, primape just strait up dies when it gets to mad.

  • @Tatianna1143
    @Tatianna1143 Před 2 lety +15

    Been waiting for this video since the Sinnoh one came out! LET'S GOOOO!
    Edit: I love the mental image of John punting pokemon to the moon. It's so entertaining and satisfying in my mind.

  • @johnamos7082
    @johnamos7082 Před 2 lety +7

    The best thing about these videos is all the ways John describes his demise

  • @hazerddex
    @hazerddex Před rokem

    Just a heads up with ekins never grab a snake by the tail back of the neck allways because a snake is strong enough and flexible enough to twist around and bite you.

  • @blazeuchiha2314
    @blazeuchiha2314 Před rokem +1

    I CAN BEAT UP THE FINAL EVOLUTIONS OF THE KANTO TRIO. In my room i have what i commonly known as a cigarrette lighter. I then proceed to use said lighter on the bulbasaur. Once bulbasaur is cooked to perfection i lure venusaur out and then use the same technique but with a flame thrower on the Venusaur. Venusaur is then burned to a crisp as the leaves on its body is dry so the fire would be more effective. I use the venusaur to then to scare the tiny pokemon away or as a larger lighter for my room. This specific venusaur was raised by professor Oak and was best friends with a charizard and blastoise. When charizard come to challenge i use venusaur as a distraction then use my water bucket which weakens it. It can't use any fire moves so it probably goes for a close quaters fight in which my machete lets me win. After i use charizard as a distraction for blastoise and light the turtle on fire. The turtle is smoked out from its shell where i proceed to dump lava on it and finish it off. Professor Oak sees what i have done and awards me with the title of pokebrawler.

  • @deathclawproductions6723
    @deathclawproductions6723 Před 2 lety +6

    I'd like to see Unova next, that'd be fun to watch. The best part is that the moths will finally have their revenge.

  • @nideshrana131
    @nideshrana131 Před 2 lety +9

    for the starters and other pokemon you got to take into consideration their moves if a metapod could slow down a onix I think you would just be stuck

  • @superpigcat5954
    @superpigcat5954 Před rokem

    Jhon: Slowpoke, I'd probably beat him in a fight.
    Slowpoke: Caches a shellder on It's tail.
    Jhon: It would kill me.

  • @aureliamastergoomba1278
    @aureliamastergoomba1278 Před 2 lety +2

    4:43 I highly doubt you’re outlasting any electric types

  • @zachrodan7543
    @zachrodan7543 Před 2 lety +7

    your strategy for dealing with magneton would fail miserably... but it would actually work great against dodrio... i'm pretty sure there are several dex entries stating that dodrio's heads aren't the most cooperative, so you could probably turn them against each other fairly easily...

  • @spongeart1245
    @spongeart1245 Před 2 lety +46

    "The tail is very stabby" the manga, which literally shows Raichu's tail being used like a kinfe: ...

  • @piper756
    @piper756 Před 22 hodinami

    bulbasaur can use vine wip and pick you up charmandar can burn you too ashes squirtle can go inside its shell you wont be anl too punt any pokemon on the list they can use their attacks

  • @rosecannon1646
    @rosecannon1646 Před rokem

    John 2022: "im gonna trick the floating rock by saying, oh were gonna dance in a circle then grab his hands and go "ba ba ba" lol poor geodude

  • @JohnSmith-rb5iv
    @JohnSmith-rb5iv Před 2 lety +8

    “Moths are not intimidating”
    The Radiance: Hold my orange juice

    • @firey55alt92
      @firey55alt92 Před 2 lety

      Ah, a fellow hollow knight fan.

    • @paradoxwastaken
      @paradoxwastaken Před 2 lety

      Oh hello nice to see someone else who knows about that game

    • @ohnohwgn
      @ohnohwgn Před 2 lety

      it might be intimidating if youre a little bug but that moth would not be that big to a human

    • @firey55alt92
      @firey55alt92 Před 2 lety

      @@ohnohwgn bruh the radiance is a brutally difficult bossfight

    • @ohnohwgn
      @ohnohwgn Před 2 lety

      @@firey55alt92 yes but what if i have a rolled up newspaper

  • @simonbell8801
    @simonbell8801 Před 2 lety +3

    How “punted to the moon” pokremon could win
    Bulbasaur: uses vine whip around the arms and legs then uses solar beam And poison powder
    Charmander: just sets person on fire
    Squirtle: uses shell for protection (yea it’s still gonna lose)
    Metapod: this ones hard it’s protected in the shell so it can’t really be hurt so it doesn’t lose but it can do anything so at the same time it doesn’t win
    Butterfree: uses confusion and poison powder
    Kakuna: same as metapod
    Pidgey: flys around using gust, agility and roost
    Rattata: this is also a hard one rattata has strong teeth able to bite through metal bars but it could still be picked up and kicked to the moon
    Spearow: after being hit it calls a flock of spearow and swarms the human (unless it’s on its own which then it’s dead)
    Ekans: uses rap then poison sting
    Pikachu: gets saved by fans
    Sandshrew: uses sand attack to blind the person then uses sand tomb to finish them
    Nidoran(male): can hear a lot of stuff thanks to the big ears do can hear where the person is
    Nidoran(female): stabs person with its horn (nidoran has extreme poison)
    Vulpix: also sets fire to person
    Jigglypuff: uses sing then draws on the person
    Zubat: uses supersonic and can see in the dark
    Paras: uses either stun spore or spore and the fury cutter and x-scissor
    Venonat: can pick up movement
    Diglett: can go underground then pop back out shooting a mud shot and playing a game of whack-a-diglett
    Psyduck: gets a headache after being it so many times and it’s psychic powers get stronger able to send someone flying
    Abra: will just keep teleporting away unless it learns another move
    Bellsprout: uses acid
    Tentacool: paralyse person with its tentacles
    Geodude: uses self destruct after being picked up, so it loses anyway
    Magnetite: uses magnetics to steal persons wallet using the coins inside
    Farfetch’d: uses acrobatics
    Seel: uses ice beam and freezes the whole body causing the person to die of hypothermia
    Krabby: cuts off hands
    Exeggcute: uses psychic
    Koffing: uses the poisonous gas
    Horsea: blinds person using ink
    Magikarp: uses splash’s original effect, one shot ko
    Omanyte: same as squirtle
    Pokemon who definitely lost
    Squirtle?
    Caterpie
    Weedle
    Rattata?
    Clefairy
    Wigglytuff
    Oddish
    Meowth
    Poliwag
    Shellder
    Cubone
    Goldeen
    Seaking
    Eevee
    Omanyte
    Kabuto

    • @gigachad9556
      @gigachad9556 Před 2 lety

      Lol they wont have time to use moves if I use a right hook quicker than quick attack.

    • @SUPABROS
      @SUPABROS Před 2 lety

      Some pokemon can't learn good moves until it evolves,like solar solar in bulbasaur isn't available, I had 4 type 2 burns at the same tije and it's probably what Ember causes, so I think I could win against all of them, also you can just kick metaphor into the air

    • @slaughterinthespotlight1669
      @slaughterinthespotlight1669 Před 2 lety

      Squirtle uses squirt gun or any water attacks cuz he can DAMAGE STUFF with his guns

    • @bobuboi4643
      @bobuboi4643 Před 2 lety

      @@gigachad9556 kid do you even know how fast they are?. "ThEY WoNT hAVe TiME" Cringe.

    • @gigachad9556
      @gigachad9556 Před 2 lety

      @@bobuboi4643 And do you know how fast I am? cringe

  • @maxtonhughes2629
    @maxtonhughes2629 Před rokem

    Beedrill: Looks at his doxen the wrong way Jack: Rickity roon you're going to the moon

  • @coralgoodwin5390
    @coralgoodwin5390 Před 10 měsíci

    Basically- voltorb is wrong (kind of), it can literally explode and that MAY be serious so I think it should at least go in 'We'll see' or 'not great'

  • @breckon_sg6187
    @breckon_sg6187 Před 2 lety +3

    Johns logic:
    Pre-evolution: *puny*
    Last evolution: *will kill me*

  • @abdullahaswad9893
    @abdullahaswad9893 Před 2 lety +8

    I doubt I'd be able beat a regular dog, let alone 95% of these pokemon.

    • @Mysticgames136
      @Mysticgames136 Před 11 měsíci

      I could beat up a regular dog but some pokemon would definitely kick my butt with their powers. A regular dog isn't hard to beat if you're able to outsmart it. I hesitate to beat up animals unless I have to but I have been in a situation where a dog got so aggressive that I try to stop it from coming through the door at my cousin's house. I had to cover the door with a chair. Then when the dog got in, it started chasing me and it still couldn't get me because of how fast I was running. My uncle ended up disciplining it for being very aggressive.

  • @Habanero_music
    @Habanero_music Před 2 lety +2

    0:51 bulbasaur is a
    dinosaur you goon

  • @FakeDeesha
    @FakeDeesha Před 2 lety +1

    Kinda screwed if that ditto has a good memory tho, then it could turn into a tyranitar and just stomp ya

  • @nith9815
    @nith9815 Před 2 lety +24

    reality: any human probably loses to like 99% of all pokemon, like they can all use toxic 😭

    • @RandoRules
      @RandoRules Před 2 lety

      ?
      Few Pokémon can learn toxic

    • @nith9815
      @nith9815 Před 2 lety +1

      @@RandoRules that's true but pretty much every mon that isn't gen8 can learn toxic via tm

    • @xavierashelton2493
      @xavierashelton2493 Před 2 lety +1

      True if they pre got the tm gg

  • @DryBones271
    @DryBones271 Před 2 lety +18

    So, you are as Powerful as Castform?

  • @user-uf7gm2rw4b
    @user-uf7gm2rw4b Před 2 měsíci

    18:28 the only way that you lose to drowzee is if mickey (mandjtv) steps in to protect his beloved

  • @Coocoocrazytoysreviews

    John: moths aren’t that scary
    Me who has used bug spray on a moth: they r scary when u use bug spray and it twitches everywhere

  • @zachrodan7543
    @zachrodan7543 Před 2 lety +5

    I think psyduck is a draw... you punt it to the moon, and the resulting headache lets it just destroy you on its way into orbit

  • @alexanderborowski1561
    @alexanderborowski1561 Před 2 lety +6

    John hears an Idea you do a collab with Mandjtv (or purple cliff) where he looks at the chart and moves pokemon into what he thinks is the best category and he gives reasons why. It can give a second opinion about what you can beat up. Just a thought

  • @jestingset7893
    @jestingset7893 Před 2 lety

    Abra can teleport inside of your chest without harming itself cuz it’s so small, crush your heart, teleport out

  • @H_I1127
    @H_I1127 Před 2 lety

    “He looks like me coming out of quarantine.” 🤣