history of the entire world, i guess - FULL TRANSCRIPTION OF ALL JINGLES

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  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2024
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    Featuring:
    0:00 How did this happen?
    0:02 Quarks 'n stuff
    0:05 It's a star
    0:10 Space dust
    0:12 Even crazier space dust
    0:16 Now the moon
    0:19 That's land
    0:22 Something's alive in the ocean
    0:27 Now you can eat sunlight
    0:31 Taste the sun
    0:34 It's the Cambrian explosion
    0:41 No. The sun is a deadly laser
    0:46 Not anymore there's a blanket
    0:50 Have babies
    0:52 Bye-bye ocean
    0:56 And the dinosaurs are gone
    1:03 That's a human person
    1:07 Ice age
    1:09 Not anymore
    1:11 Guess what happens next?
    1:15 Society
    1:20 Bronze
    1:21 Egypt
    1:24 China (1)
    1:26 Indus river valley civilization
    1:30 Norte Chico
    1:33 Greeks
    1:34 China (2)
    1:35 New arrivals in India, maybe it's those horse people I was talking about, or their cousins or something
    1:50 And they wrote some hymns and mantra's 'n stuff
    1:57 Now the Phoenicians can get down to business
    2:02 And they believe in God
    2:06 It's the Persian empire
    2:11 Time to conquer all of India
    2:19 Most of India
    2:25 Merchants probably
    2:27 And they've got spices
    2:31 Brand new road to the world
    2:37 Get there on water
    2:40 China is whole again
    2:46 Then it broke again
    2:51 Hell yeah, now we've got business
    2:56 Is loving Jesus legal yet?
    3:01 Main rival
    3:03 It's the golden age of India
    3:12 Barbarians
    3:14 The Mayans have figured out the stars
    3:22 Back together
    3:26 Bigger and there's more of them
    3:30 Intermission
    3:32 New kingdoms all over Europe
    3:36 Islamic golden age
    3:40 It's the Seljuk Turks
    3:43 Crusade
    3:45 Hello Toltecs
    3:48 Hello Mississippi
    3:52 Africa
    3:55 Ding [I know it should be 'Ming', out of context it sounded like 'Ding', sorry about that]
    3:56 Well I guess we'll have to find another way to India
    4:08 Sugar
    4:10 Me
    4:11 But he came back
    4:14 Many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make alot of products real fast
    4:31 Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now
    4:39 Technology is about to go crazy
    4:45 Hawaï
    4:46 Cuba
    4:48 Communism in the Soviet Union
    4:53 Jewish people a place to live
    5:00 Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey
    5:07 That's World War Two
    5:11 World peace
    5:13 Sike! They both get angrier
    5:18 And the ocean is full of plastic
    bramfaber.com
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    It's not perfect but it was worth a shot and lots of fun to make.
    (Sorry about the sound quality of the original.)
    --
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    Music notation software: Sibelius 6.0
    Audio merge: Audacity
    Sound font: Some online midi-to-mp3-converter that doesn't seem to exist anymore
    Movie: Windows Movie Maker
    Transcription: my ears®

Komentáře • 164

  • @Bram_Faber
    @Bram_Faber  Před rokem +89

    Thanks to all of you, I haven't checked in for a while, but I really appreciate everyone watching this!
    Here's a quick FAQ for the comments below.
    - I added some specifications for how I made this vid to the description for those of you who are interested.
    - The original 'hotewig.sib'-file has vanished, together with my old PC, so unfortunately I can't provide you with any MIDI, PDF, or other related source material.
    - Unfortunately the online midi-to-mp3-converter I used to render the MIDI is off the air. But it was very basic, so you should be able to find similar engines when googling for 'midi-to-mp3'.
    - This must've taken me a few days to make, on-and-off. In my memory it was definitely doable in the sense that it's basically about transcribing 75 isolated micro-songs. Transcribing parts of the History of Japan movie was much more laborious than this.
    - On that note, I won't finish the History of Japan transcription, I lost interest for transcribing bill wurtz for now, perhaps some other time. However, I'll be putting out some new content on a regular basis on short notice, so stay tuned for that.
    Take care, Bram

    • @HolidOreo_
      @HolidOreo_ Před 11 měsíci +1

      Hello, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage

    • @YouTube.Guest.Account
      @YouTube.Guest.Account Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@HolidOreo_I didn't expect a recent comment reply to a 10 months comment

  • @Peculate
    @Peculate Před 3 lety +302

    I can't imagine how many hours this must have taken. Incredible job. Thanks for sacrificing a chunk of your life for the benefit of enriching humanity

    • @Bram_Faber
      @Bram_Faber  Před rokem +24

      Thanks a lot, great to hear, I aim to please!

  • @jannytye2037
    @jannytye2037 Před 4 lety +307

    2:16 sounds like an '80s ballad!!

  • @ternarycode
    @ternarycode Před 3 lety +71

    0:48 japanese station jingle

  • @wellno9
    @wellno9 Před rokem +79

    My guyyyyyy, I CANNOT even begin to imagine the length of time it took to listen to all these jingles, analyse them, choose instruments, score them and then create this video with timestamps for each one. God-like, crazy behaviour, if you ask me. Congrats to you and thank you!

  • @Agusloquillo
    @Agusloquillo Před 10 měsíci +10

    "Now the Phoenicians can get down to business" became the swankiest ringtone ever 1:57

  • @Daniel-zr4uc
    @Daniel-zr4uc Před 2 lety +27

    4:14 is just beautiful

  • @with2ts372
    @with2ts372 Před 3 lety +38

    1:35 Trump every 10 seconds

  • @arcioko2142
    @arcioko2142 Před 3 lety +67

    3:14 gives me chills

  • @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny
    @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny Před měsícem +1

    Bill is a genius with all these chords and progressions. I'm only a novice at reading and analyzing music.

  • @LowBatteryandMore2015
    @LowBatteryandMore2015 Před 11 měsíci +5

    4:23 is my most favorite jingle

  • @zachjohns4669
    @zachjohns4669 Před rokem +24

    Let me be honest. It’s all just jingles, which isn’t what I had in mind, but it’s all gentle, soothing keyboard music, and I love it all. I really do. 😌

  • @ukisgood
    @ukisgood Před 4 měsíci +4

    0:05 sounds like a star sound 2.0

  • @rulamantic
    @rulamantic Před 4 lety +127

    I hope someone makes these in My Singing Monsters Composer or something

  • @Creeperboy099
    @Creeperboy099 Před 3 lety +19

    0:16 the more you know

  • @joeycaridi3030
    @joeycaridi3030 Před 3 lety +50

    There are 75 Jingles in History of the world, I guess

    • @Bram_Faber
      @Bram_Faber  Před 3 lety +10

      Bill Wurtz himself only counts 66 though: billwurtz.com/questions/q.php?date=201611200926

  • @TerraKing
    @TerraKing Před 5 měsíci +3

    You are a godsend. Even if the MIDI is gone, the notes are enough.

  • @nubscrub1840
    @nubscrub1840 Před 3 lety +26

    1:23 sounds funny

  • @KLEEEEE_
    @KLEEEEE_ Před rokem +5

    *me waiting patiently for SOCIETY*
    ..

  • @DMP64
    @DMP64 Před 3 lety +46

    Guys, be honest, everyone is here because of 3:56

  • @Back2Bass777
    @Back2Bass777 Před rokem +16

    I wish he would do a full song of each of these. These chords invoke a feeling for a few splits seconds of untold longing for another world. Does that make sense?

  • @aryanravi8164
    @aryanravi8164 Před 4 lety +20

    2:51

  • @luxojr.thepixarlamp2286
    @luxojr.thepixarlamp2286 Před 4 lety +36

    3:33

    • @polandball8877
      @polandball8877 Před 3 lety +2

      Subtitles: new kingdoms Allah we are Islamic Golden Age is it's Seljuk Turks Mississippi

  • @natelivingstonn
    @natelivingstonn Před 3 lety +7

    Mannnn that machines and stuff jingle is sooooo fireeee

  • @JamieRossUK
    @JamieRossUK Před 3 lety +18

    This is a sensational achievement

  • @Hammondbrass
    @Hammondbrass Před 11 měsíci +3

    I’m surprised I’m not seeing love for 3:04 “It’s the Golden Age of India?” In my opinion it’s one of the best!

  • @RicoPrabowo
    @RicoPrabowo Před 3 lety +23

    Yes! You can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well. ✨

  • @andyghkfilm2287
    @andyghkfilm2287 Před 2 lety +13

    1:00 is 💯

  • @ToadComrades
    @ToadComrades Před 2 lety +15

    3:40 I hope everyone came for this

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon Před 2 lety +3

      its the seljik terks. AHH

    • @TGY21133
      @TGY21133 Před rokem +1

      said the byzantine empire getting so small they almost dont exist anymore

  • @cliffhanger2718
    @cliffhanger2718 Před 3 lety +11

    might just be me, but I feel like I can very faintly hear Bill Wurtz

  • @calmdownwoodywereyourfriends
    @calmdownwoodywereyourfriends Před 9 měsíci +1

    3:31 idk why but the intermission part is really funny

  • @jem_theelf
    @jem_theelf Před 2 lety +5

    0:41-0:46 sounded like error and startup sounds from Windows XP

  • @scolipede1549
    @scolipede1549 Před 4 lety +28

    3:40

  • @Benjy52
    @Benjy52 Před 11 měsíci +9

    A synthesia version would be AWESOME.

  • @bigstronkbee
    @bigstronkbee Před 3 lety +4

    You deserve more attention! Subbing!

  • @suicideistheanswer369
    @suicideistheanswer369 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Thank you for your contribution

  • @sombormusicuk
    @sombormusicuk Před 2 lety +4

    * Charles Cornell has entered the chat *

  • @etps4444
    @etps4444 Před 3 lety +6

    This.... is fantastic.

  • @shadowbladeace1651
    @shadowbladeace1651 Před 2 lety +4

    Seriously this is amazing!! How did you do it!?

  • @johnnymitchellcollier
    @johnnymitchellcollier Před 3 lety +15

    don't judge people based on their race, judge them by what their favorite jingle from history of the entire world, i guess is

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace Před 3 lety +2

      I like "Well I guess we'll have to find another way to India!"

    • @markokostelac7282
      @markokostelac7282 Před 2 lety +3

      Screw zodiac sings
      What is your favourite JINGLEEE

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin Před 10 měsíci

      Mine is "NO. the sun is a deadly laser."

    • @AustynL
      @AustynL Před 10 měsíci

      egypt to norte chico

    • @noneoftheabove2741
      @noneoftheabove2741 Před 10 měsíci

      mine is Time to conquer all of India...Most of India

  • @-Starza-offical.
    @-Starza-offical. Před 11 měsíci +1

    I THANK U FOR THIS

  • @ly_lh09
    @ly_lh09 Před 11 měsíci +1

    My favorites had to be "its the cabrian explosion", "not anymore, there's a blanket!", "society~" and "EGYPT" and "CHINA"

  • @user-gs2go2fx5b
    @user-gs2go2fx5b Před 2 lety +11

    A big thumbs up for amazing job. You are insane (in a good way).

  • @sarafrankel5654
    @sarafrankel5654 Před 4 lety +5

    wow this is really cool

  • @JordanMonreal
    @JordanMonreal Před 2 měsíci

    2:15 to 2:25 was just perfect,
    perfect down to the last straw

  • @ayanrr7475
    @ayanrr7475 Před 2 lety +1

    Beautiful,just beautiful 😍

  • @aethergaming7934
    @aethergaming7934 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Wow this is great

  • @Jetster26
    @Jetster26 Před 10 měsíci

    this feels like a full song somehow i could listen to this and be satisfied

  • @farelamzarplayz4863
    @farelamzarplayz4863 Před 3 měsíci

    Hawaii.... *P̴̘̤̯͙͐̔̍͊̑̏́̌̇̎̓̀͘Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝*- 4:45

  • @Back2Bass777
    @Back2Bass777 Před rokem +2

    THANK YOU SIR. Ps. Few appreciate the genius of these... that guy could be world touring playing jazz fusion. The huge question is why isn't he?

  • @LDSLogan
    @LDSLogan Před 4 lety +18

    3:49 what u all came for or not

  • @Marshmallows.v.
    @Marshmallows.v. Před 11 měsíci +1

    IM UR 200TH SUB YES!

  • @bearcatstudios6504
    @bearcatstudios6504 Před 3 lety +3

    This video is underrated

  • @Hanoj1
    @Hanoj1 Před rokem +1

    This sounds like music you'd hear in some 80s Pea you'd watch in class

  • @FishlandicFishy
    @FishlandicFishy Před 4 lety +22

    4:49
    The transcript ❌
    OUR transcript ✔️
    OUR Poland, somehow ✅

  • @TommyElijahCabelloReal
    @TommyElijahCabelloReal Před 3 lety +9

    The sounds for the voice sound familiar. What software did you use to put this to paper?

  • @A1zamemer
    @A1zamemer Před 11 měsíci +1

    i played this in school and now all my friends love it

  • @Lakinoob
    @Lakinoob Před 8 měsíci +2

    This is better than the original!

  • @akshays.tiwari9140
    @akshays.tiwari9140 Před 10 měsíci

    Doing gods work

  • @KentoSky
    @KentoSky Před 2 lety

    I just discovered this transcription. yey

  • @sequoyah101
    @sequoyah101 Před 4 lety +27

    hi. just thought i'd ask you something. do you do your transcriptions by ear? also, when do you think the rest of the history of japan's jingles will be transcibed? -Sequoyah p.s you did a good job.

    • @Bram_Faber
      @Bram_Faber  Před 4 lety +15

      Thanks, yes I transcribe by ear, not sure when to continue History of Japan, stay tuned

    • @sequoyah101
      @sequoyah101 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Bram_Faber alrighty then. thank you very much. -Sequoyah p.s i actually remade some bill wurtz tracks myself but i have not transcribed them.

    • @Danny_Boii02
      @Danny_Boii02 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Bram_Faber Hello is there any way I'd be able to acquire your transcription whether it'd be via purchase or download?

  • @ayanrr7475
    @ayanrr7475 Před 2 lety +2

    2:45
    Would make a better alarm sound

  • @C-Midori
    @C-Midori Před 2 lety +1

    0:41 N O

  • @SparkWasFound
    @SparkWasFound Před 10 měsíci

    im next :)

  • @havocadvent2
    @havocadvent2 Před 3 lety

    0:12
    don’t mind me here

  • @paratsuki
    @paratsuki Před 3 lety +4

    0:40

  • @summeronio9751
    @summeronio9751 Před 2 lety +4

    Youve done God's work

  • @hidude5620
    @hidude5620 Před 8 měsíci

    2:41 is best

  • @umjammereddy
    @umjammereddy Před 3 lety +3

    What is the “Intermission” song called, if it’s a legit song?

  • @sussdood
    @sussdood Před 11 měsíci +1

    0:50 uh… if you insist…

  • @diethersantos6404
    @diethersantos6404 Před 4 lety +27

    _Is Loving Jesus Legal Yet?_

  • @TheJustinator
    @TheJustinator Před 4 lety +2

    Call and Response

  • @ImExistent405
    @ImExistent405 Před 11 měsíci

    thank you so much for transcripting that- imagine THOTEWIG in the Super Mario Kart soundfont

  • @AmazingOriginality
    @AmazingOriginality Před rokem

    Get there own water

  • @okjeffy6581
    @okjeffy6581 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s sounds like an instrumental

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP Před 8 měsíci

    4:51

  • @AustynL
    @AustynL Před 10 měsíci

    just realized you didn't transcribe the full "taste the sun" jingle (the part without lyrics)

  • @iYaPot21
    @iYaPot21 Před 3 lety

    2:57 sus 😳

  • @jonesvideo80
    @jonesvideo80 Před 2 lety +5

    1:57
    2:11
    4:31
    5:00
    0:01
    Personal timestamps

  • @MagisterialVoyager
    @MagisterialVoyager Před 10 měsíci

  • @ghosty8193
    @ghosty8193 Před 4 lety

    where do I download this?

  • @patriciafabian619
    @patriciafabian619 Před rokem

    I like the part when it says and the dinosaurs are gone

  • @ludovicopisanoludo9277
    @ludovicopisanoludo9277 Před 7 měsíci

    1:06

  • @solarballsfan918
    @solarballsfan918 Před 21 dnem

    1:00

  • @aidenle5809
    @aidenle5809 Před 10 měsíci

    0:15

  • @t.f.g1414
    @t.f.g1414 Před rokem

    2:22

  • @danielkisielewski7612
    @danielkisielewski7612 Před 2 lety

    what transcription software was used?

  • @umball
    @umball Před rokem

    4:10 ME

  • @tommasobruschi2024
    @tommasobruschi2024 Před 11 měsíci

    1:21 to 1:32

  • @rhailand9055
    @rhailand9055 Před rokem

    Me:OZONE

  • @Alice-ox7pe
    @Alice-ox7pe Před 4 lety +21

    It is Ming instead of Ding :)

    • @Bram_Faber
      @Bram_Faber  Před 4 lety +7

      thanks for that, out of context it sounded like 'ding' :)

  • @ebakke
    @ebakke Před 3 lety +5

    Mightily impressive. Would be great to have a condensed piano version of this, for live performance...

  • @nightmaremythos4679
    @nightmaremythos4679 Před 3 lety +1

    You can make a religion out of this

  • @AmazingOriginality
    @AmazingOriginality Před rokem

    I hate society

  • @luxojr.thepixarlamp2286

    3.32

  • @TazTheYellow
    @TazTheYellow Před rokem

    The jingle at 3:55 isn't "Ding," it's "Ming," as in the dynasty.

  • @coolbeansgaming7095
    @coolbeansgaming7095 Před rokem +1

    Is it me or does 4:03 feel a bit nostalgic.

  • @pinkertonbyweezer
    @pinkertonbyweezer Před rokem +1

    important to note that Bill Wurtz has gone on record saying he is entirely self taught musically. none of this is done with theory. the more you think about this man the better he gets

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Před rokem +1

      Theory is really just a way of explaining things that already exist, and its all from 18th century European music

    • @wellno9
      @wellno9 Před rokem

      @@arandomsupra Truer words have never been typed

    • @micahisonYT
      @micahisonYT Před 7 měsíci

      If you check out his website he talks theory in phenomenal depth in his “questions” section but I think it’s awesome he’s taught himself so much about how music functions on his own! Didn’t know he was self taught.

  • @PlaceHolder_072
    @PlaceHolder_072 Před 2 měsíci

    0:41 bro didn’t include the “why”

  • @scolipede1549
    @scolipede1549 Před 4 lety +2

    It’s not Ding its Ming but whatever 😂